Inside No. 9《9号秘事》第九季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、betoohappywiththat.不我的意思是把码头放在垃圾桶上No,Imeantoputontopofthebin这样狐狸就没法把它弄翻了sotheycantknockitover.哦是啊Oh,yeah.你们安顿好了吗Areyousettlinginallright?还行Notbad.有好多箱子还没有拆开Werestilllivingoutofboxes,不过我们正在努力butweregettingthere.爆米花快过来Now,Popcorn,youcomehere.哦它就跟个乞似的Oh,he,sabeggar总想要吃的forfood.尽管吃吧爆米花Fillyourboots,Popc

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4、now.好吧Okay.准备好了吗好了Ready?Yeah.哦他们在家吗Oh.Aretheyin?应该在吧我不确定Ithinkso,Imnotsure.我还没见过他呢是的veneverseenhimyet.Right.他来了Oh,hereweare.不会待很久吧不会Andwerenotstopping,right?No你们是Yeah?你好我们觉得应该过来看看你们Hello!Wejustthoughtwedcomeover并且自我介绍一下andintroduceourselves.我们是住在同街8号♥的肯和希拉KenandSheilafromnumbereight.哦嗨我是戴蒙Oh,

5、hi.Damon.达米安Damian?不是戴蒙No.Damon.哦戴蒙听上去像一种果酱的名字Oh,Damon.1.ikeuh,likeuh,likethejam!那是达姆森你这个傻瓜ThatsDamson,youdozysod.哦是啊Oh,yes.别理他Ignorehim.你们安顿下来了吗Howyousettlingin?是的谢谢Yeah,goodthanks.还有不少箱子没拆Stilllivingoutofboxes,youknow是啊我们留意到Yes,wednoticed来了很多送外卖♥♥的alotoftakeawaybikes.我对肯说多半是你们厨房&hear

6、ts;还没有收拾好IsaidtoKen,shesprobablynotgotherkitchenuptogetheryet.是的Yeah,well.是啊是这样的没错Yeah,well.Anyway.Yeah.我给你们带了一块花椰菜乳蛋饼Theresacauliflowerquicheinthereforyou.希望你喜欢Enjoy.太好了Verykind.可能比那些咖喔什么的要健康ProbablyHealthierthanallthosecurriesandwhatnot!对了瓦莱丽是你妻子对吧Itsahit,sValerie,yourwife,isntit?是的瓦莱丽Yeah,Va1.yea

7、h.她去上班了Shesatworkatthemoment.是啊我们每天早上都看到她开车离开Yeah,we,veseenherdrivingoffeverymorning.还没有机会和她打个招呼呢Nothadchancetosayhelloyet你觉得标致汽车怎么样HowdoyoufindthePeugeot.我听说人们对它褒贬不一veheardmixedreports?嗯作为一辆代步车还行Yeah,itsfineasarun-around.但是我打算下一辆买♥♥电动车Butlookingtogetanelectricnext.哦祝你好运Oh,goodluck!我听说

8、电动车一旦出问题Trickycustomers修起来会很麻烦iftheybreakdown,Ibelieve.它们是不是要用显示屏运行TheyrunoffaniPad,dontthey?我现在正在学开车mlearningtodriveatthemoment,但是肯不让我开我们的车butKenwonttakemeoutinourcar.我们家的是一辆沃尔沃旅行车Well,we,vegotaVolvoestate,戴蒙你说这能怪我吗Damon,canyoublameme?那我要拿什么练车呢WellhowamIsupposedtopracticethen!这个麻Well.无论如何告诉瓦莱丽Anywa

9、y,tellVal我们随时欢迎她去家里喝茶topoproundforacuppawhenevershewants.嗯没错Hmmyeah.等你们安顿下来了Andwhenyoureallsettledin,我们就well,wellum.我们就一起吃晚餐Well,wellhavesomesupper.我们得请你们来吃晚餐是的We,llhavetohaveyouroundforsomesupper.Yeah.好的很好谢谢Yeah,lovely.Thankyou.啊还有一个小建议什么Andah,justalittletip.Yeah?我注意到你扔了几个箱子出去Inoticedyoudgotsomebox

10、esoutforrecycling.你必须把它们压扁了再放进垃圾桶Butyouhavetobreakitdownandputitinthebin还要把盖子盖紧withthelidfullyclosed否则他们是不会收走的otherwisetheywonttakeit哦好的Oh,okay.不过它们还是被收走了所以Well,theydidactuallytakeit,so.嗯好吧以后注意一下Yeah,well,justforfuturereference.好的Right.你随时可以把餐盒送回来Bringthetupperwarebackwhenever,不用清洗noneedtowashit谢谢希拉

11、太好了Thanks,Sheila,verykind.很高兴见到你Nicetomeetyou我们也很高兴见到你Nicetomeetyoutoo.再见保重Bye.Takecare.好吧他穿的是睡裤吗Well.Werethosepyjamabottoms?我不知道vegotnoidea.声音关小点Turnthatdown,please!为什么你老是要把声音调小Whydoyoukeepturningitdown?因由太吵了Becauseitstooloud!我听不到电视的声音了Icanthearthetelly!你从来就不喜欢我的音乐品味Youveneverlikedmytasteinmusic,这一

12、点我们都知道weknowthat!好吧你现在又不是在夜店Yeah,well,yourenotattheHaciendanow,youknow!好的Okay!哦嘿她过来了我就说吧Oh,hey,hereshecomes,Itoldyou.别担心Oh,dontworry.她可能只是丢了扫帚Probablyjustlostherbroomstick.好吧Yeah.嗨希拉Hiya,Sheila!你好我的天哪Hello!Mygoodness,你们真是一对勤劳的小蜜蜂youreapairofbusybees,arentyou?是的我们喜欢过万圣节Yeah,weloveHalloween,我们总是搞得很盛大w

13、ealwaysmakeabigthingofit.我看出来了SoIcansee.你们不会比这更夸张了吧Youwontbedoinganymorethanthisthough,willyou?你这话什么意思Howdoyoumean?我们不想引来小区里的捣蛋鬼对吧Well,wedontwanttoattractthemischiefmakersfromtheestate,dowe?哦他们只是孩子Oh,theyreonlykids.是啊我知道但正如你看到的Yeah,Iknow,butasyoucansee这附近的人都不怎么庆祝这个节日nobodyelsereallyindulgesitonthecl

14、ose.你只需要忍♥耐几天就好Wellifyoucangrinandbearitforacoupleofdays这种事不会持续太长时间itdoesntlastlong.只是找点乐子不是吗Itsjustabitoffun,isntit?是的我也不是说不可以Ohyeah,mnotsayingthat.肯和我也喜欢找乐了非常喜欢KenandIlikefun,welovefun.上周末我们还去玩了疯狂高尔夫Wewenttocrazygolfattheweekend!真不错Nice!是啊我刚才还在想Yeah!Wel1.Iwasjustthinkingaboutyou,瓦莱丽我们不希望你引来

15、坏人Val,youwedontwantyouattractingundesirables.哦别担心汉弗莱会吓跑他们的Ohno,don,tworry,Humphreywillscarethemoff.汉弗莱Humphrey?汉弗莱骷髅加特HumphreyBonegart.万圣节快乐HappyHalloween!你们晚上会去雄鹿酒吧吗WillwebeseeingyouandKennyattheStaglater?那里会举办一场主题聚会Theyrehavingafancydressdo.不我们不打算去No,Idontthinkso.今晚你以为你是谁的主角ItsMichaelBalls是迈克尔波尔Wh

16、oDoYouThinkYouAre7,tonight我们一直等着这期节目andwevebeenlookingforwardtoit.我们曾经在游轮上见过波尔Weoncemethimonacruise,youknow,从那以后我们一直关注他的事业andwevebeenfollowinghiscareereversince,so.希望你们玩得开心Well,Ihopeyouhaveagoodtime.你们三个Thethreeofyou!哦不汉弗莱不去Ohno,Humpreyshe,snotcoming.它没有同伴陪它一起去He,sgotno-bodytogowith.我明白了Isee.祝你们晚上过得

17、愉快Well,haveapleasantevening.是的你们也一样Yeah.Andyou.迈克尔破尔谁信呢MichaelBall.Fuckinghell.谁呀Hello?你能给我开门吗Canyouletmein?你的钥匙呢Wheresyourkey?我不知道1dunno.可能在我另外一件夹克里Inmyotherjacket你真是太可笑了戴蒙Youreafuckingjoke,Damon.你知道吗Doyouknowthat?是的Yeah.抱歉Sorry.谢谢亲爱的Thankyou.1.ove.我是不因为你把它洒在楼梯上了Iwas.No,becauseyouspiltitdownthestai

18、rs.我没洒如果你在酒吧里陪我就好了Ihaventspiltit!Ifyoudhavestayedwithmeinthepub!你为什么不留下来瓦莱丽Whydidn,tyoustay,Val?Stayatthe.因为你喝得太多了Becauseyougettoodrunk!然后你就变得很好斗Andthenyougetaggressive!好斗你在说什么呢Ah,Iknow,aggressive,whatyoutalkingabout?看看你现在这样子1.ookatyounow!你在说什么Youtalkingabout?看看你这样子1.ookatyounow!别过来你真是这么想的吗Back.lsth

19、atwhatyouthink?别挡着我的路啊滚开Ohgetyour.Getoutmyway!Ahpissoffl反正不别过来Andanyway,no.Backoff!我要把它扔掉别挨我这么近mgonnagetridofit!You,retooclose!我不想你最好别动我刚买♥♥的mnot.Youbetternot,vejustboughtthat!不走开No,fuckoff!你走开Youfuckoff!不你走开No,youfuckoffl你干什么离它远点走开Whatareyoudoing?Getawayfromit!Getout!快上来Popuphere.嗨拉里H

20、iya,1.arry!哦嗨肯尼你还好吧Oh,hi,Kenny.Youallright?嗯还行Yeah,notbad.希拉那讨厌的驾驶课Sheilascostingmeanarmandaleg可把我坑惨了withthesebloodydrivinglessonsbut.什么时候考试Whensthetest?哦还得过一阵子Oh,itwontbeforagesyet.她已经挂了两次了Shesfailedittwice!你好啊你好啊Hello!Hello!嘿你有没有听到这里面Hey,haveyouheardanyfunnynoises传来什么奇怪的声音comingfrominthere?什么意思How

21、dyoumean?他们家每天动静很大TheyvebeenbangingaboutdoingDIY不知道在干什么andGodknowswhatatallhours.哦这可不行Ohno,that,snoton.你有没有跟他们说过Haveyousaidsomething?我刚想说来着Ivejusttried,但是里面没人buttheresnoonein.好吧如果我是你Right.dspeaktothewife我会去找他太太说ifIwereyou.他太太似乎比较理智Sheseemslikethereasonableone.他总是半醉半醒的我会的Hesalwayshalf-cut.1will.好吧祝你好

22、运Allright,goodluck.再见老兄Seeyoulater,pal.再见肯尼Seeyou,Kenny.走吧Comeonthen.哦抱歉我吵醒你了吗Oh,msorry,didIwakeyou?没事我昨晚睡得比较晚No,justhadabitofalatenight.你有什么事吗Whatdoyouwantnow?我就是想问一下Ijustwonderedif我的餐盒用完了吗youdfinishedwithmytupperware?什公餐盒Whattupperware?你还记得你刚搬进来的时候YourememberIbroughtyouthatquicheround我给你带了一块花椰菜乳蛋饼

23、吗justafteryoudmovedin?我说过你吃完后再把餐盒还给我AndIknowIsaidbringitbackwhenyoureready现在已经过了一段时间了butitsbeenawhileandum我想用它给附近的敬老院Idoliketodoabakefortheoldfolks装一点我做的点心送过去inthehomeuptheroad.我不知道放哪儿了1dontknowwhereitis.也许瓦莱丽知道呢她在家吗Well,maybeVaIeriedoes,isshein?这会不在Notatthemoment.我们很久没有见到她了Wehaventseenherforages她还好

24、吗Howisshe?她很好Shesfine.好的那么代我问她好Good.Well,sendhermybestwishes如果你不介意Ifyoulike我可以进去找一找IcouldjustbobinandhavearootIeround,我大概知道她会把它放在哪里Iveprobablygotagoodideawhereshesputit我现在正忙着呢Iaminthemiddleofsomethingatthemoment,不太方便soitsnotconvenient.如果我找到了ButifIfindit,我会给你送过去的llbringitround.好的1.ovely.如果我们不在家Justpo

25、pitintheporch你就把它放门廊那里ifwe,renotin.好了Allright.再见Toodlepip.问瓦莱丽好1.ovetoVal!好的Yeah.你拿钥匙了吗Haveyougotthekey?拿了Yeah.你确定我们要这样做吗Areyousureweshouldbedoingthisthough?你自己也说了事情有点蹊跷Well,yousaidyourselftheresbeensomethingfishygoingon,他们屋里一直传来敲打声和喊叫声allthatbangingandshouting.车道上还有血迹Bloodyfootprintsonthedrive.可这并不

26、代表他杀了她Itdoesntmeanhesmurderedher.那也不代表他没杀她Well,anditdoesntmeanhehasn,t!.我们推行邻里守望制What,sthepointofhavingaNeighbourhoodWatch.不就是要彼此照应吗是的Ifwerenotwatchingoutforeachother7Yeah.好的大家戴上手套Right,everybody,gloveson.好的Ohyeah.拉里你那是什么1.arry!Whataretheysupposedtobe?我就只有这样的手套Well,itsallvegot.好吧那你就负责站岗吧Oh,wellyoull

27、havetostandwatchthen好了把钥匙给我Right,givemethekey.1射谢Thankyou.好吧Okay.打不开It,snotworking.你确定是这把吗Areyousureitstherightone?是的是本森一家给我的Yes!TheBensonsgaveitme,我都放好几年了vehadityears.我曾帮他们进屋喂过猫Iusedtogoinandfeedtheircat.我来试试1.etmehaveago.好的Okay.哦不钥匙都插不进去Oh,no,itsnotevengoingin.他们肯定是换锁了真讨厌Theymusthavechangedthelock

28、s.Blither!好吧那我们就看看Right,well,whydontwejustsee能不能从窗户那里看到点什么ifwecanseeanythingthroughthewindows.我们究竟要找什么Whatarewelookingforexactly?任何不寻常的东西Well,anythingoutoftheordinary.打斗的痕迹Signsofstruggle.我想他多半把她放在浴缸里剁碎了Inmymind,heschoppedherupinthebath然后装进了那些箱子里andthenhesputherinthemsuitcases.他们看起来也是一对不错的夫妻啊Theysee

29、medlikesuchanicecoupleaswell.看那里卧室窗户开着1.ook,upthere!Bedroomwindowsopen.肯尼去拿梯子Kenny,fetchtheladders.哦你在开玩笑吧Oh,yourejoking,arentyou!梯子放在棚屋后面呢Theyrerightatthebackoftheshed!快去拿Justgoandgetthem!她可能就躺在那里昏迷不醒呢Shemightbelyinguptherehalf-consciousforallweknow!我全都记录下来了你知道吗vegotitallloggedyouknow.我观察他的一举一动Watc

30、hinghiseverymove,以及他进进出出的情况allhiscomingsandgoings.这些我都记F来了vebeentakingnotes.为什么Whatfor?要是真像我们想的那样Well,ifthisturnsouttobereal他把他太太给杀了andhereallyhasmurderedher,我们得拿出点证据来不是吗wellhavetoturnitover,wontwe?什么交给警♥察♥吗Whattothepolice?不交给视频网站No,toNetflix.他们或许会据此制♥作&heartS1.部纪录片Theymightmake

31、oneofthosedocumentariesaboutit.你真这么想吗Doyouthinkso?是的为什么不呢Yeah,wellwhynot?桑园街系列谋杀案TheMulberryCloseMurders.系列谋杀案Murders?他还杀过别的人吗Hashedonemorethanone?这我们就不得而知了Well,wedontknowdowe?什么样的人都有Peoplegetuptoallsorts.我想我的面部应该打上马赛克dhavemyfacepixelatedIthink,我可不想逛超♥市♥的时候dontwantpeoplestaringatme被其他人

32、盯着看inWaitrose.我可以在里面演我自己吗CanIbemeinit?可以啊我觉得没问题Yeah,Idontseewhynot.哦这个是干嘛用的Oh.Whatsthatonefor?那个是后门钥匙Thatsthebackdoor.也许他们没有换后门钥匙Maybetheydidntchangethatone.好的你在这里继续盯着Right,well,youkeeplook-out我去看一下llgoandcheck.没事的爆米花Itsallright,Popcorn,我一会就回来llbebackinaminute!拉里后门开了我要进去了1.arry,itsworks.mgoingin.好的收

33、到Okay,rogerthat.安静点爆米花Bequiet,Popcorn!你会把整条街都吵醒的Youllwakethewholebloomincloseup!拉里你在哪里1.arry,whereareyou?我在这里爆米花一直在叫mhere.Popcornwasbarking.他回来了He,scomeback!你在那上面干什么Whatareyoudoingupthere?小心点别摔下来了Becareful,youllfall.把那个垃圾桶给我拉过来Dragmethatbinover!不是那个另一个Notthatone,theotherone!我要爬下来Ineedtoclimbdown!拉里1

34、.arry?你好戴蒙Hello,Damon.你在这儿干什么拉里Whatareyoudoing,1.arry?我WellI哦你听我说嘛Oh,youllknowthis,是这周还是下周回收垃圾来着isittherecyclingthisweekornext?我总是记不住Icanneverremember.下周一NextMonday.当然是的Ofcourse,yes.那我把这个给你放回去llah,putthisbackforyouthen.我只是想做个好邻居Justtryingtobeneighbourly嗨戴蒙Hiya,Damon.嗨拉里Hiya,1.arry.嗨Hi.我就是想问你要不要清理排水沟

35、Ium,Ijustwonderedifyouwantedyourguttersclearing?我刚刚清理完我家的vejustdonemine我想着反正梯子已经搬出来了andIthoughtwhilevegottheladderout.如果你不介意的话Well,you-youcandomine可以帮我清理一下吗ifyoulike?大半夜的lt,snearlymidnight,我为什么要清理排水沟whywouldIwantmygut.别转身Dontturnround!你头顶上吊着一只大蜘蛛lt,sjusttheresamassivespiderdanglingaboveyourhead.现在别动

36、nowhangstill.好了它走了thatsit,yeah,she,sgonenow,你可以转身了youcanturnaroundifyouwant你要出去吗戴蒙So,areyouoffout,Damon?是的我要去给车加油Yes,wellmgonnagetthe.fillthecar.结果忘带钱包了Forgotmywallet这你也要管吗ifitsanybusinessofyours.好的小心开车Right,well,drivesafe.哦是的今晚过得愉快Ohyes,haveagoodnight.我认为我们侥幸逃过一劫IthinkWegotawaywiththat.嗨瓦莱丽是我Hi,Val

37、,it,sme.我只是想确认一下你明天会回家吧mjust-checkingyourestillcomingbacktomorrow.好几天都没有听到你的消息了venotheardfromyouinacoupleofdays.我为那晚的事感到抱歉Sorryaboutwhathappenedtheothernight.那种行为太愚蠢了Itwasastupidthingtodo是我反应过激了Iover-reacted.不管怎样屋子已经清理干净了Anyway,itsallcleanedupnow所以我期待晚些时候能见到你soIlookforwardtoseeingyoulater冰箱里还有一些可怕的花

38、椰菜乳蛋饼Theresstillsomeofthathorriblecauliflowerquicheinthefreezer你喜欢的话就吃了吧ifyoufancythat?总之我很快就能见到你了Anyway.Illseeyousoon.我爱你Iloveyou.我很高兴你对我的一举动mgladyouretakingsuchaninterest如此关注肯尼inmyeverymovement,Kenny,谢谢你的关心thanksforthat!什么Eh?你知道我在说什么Youknowwhatmtalkingabout!刚才一名社区警♥察♥vejusthadavisit去

39、我工作的地方找了我fromacommunitypoliceofficeratmyplaceofwork.这跟我有什公关系Whatsthatgottodowithme?少在这里装无辜Dontcometheinnocent,我很清楚是你干的Iknowfullwellitwasyou!我现在告诉你立刻收手Andmheretotellyouthatitstops,now!别闹了你在搞什么Giveover,whatareyouplayingat?对不起戴蒙Er,excuseme,Damon!你怎么可以这样对待我丈夫Youdontgettospeaktomyhusbandlikethat!他装了心脏起搏器

40、Hesgotapacemaker!哦是吗Oh,hashe?是的他无法应对巨大的压力Yes,andhecantbearoundanystressfulsituations.那你就别管我的闲事Well,youjustkeepyournoseoutofmybusinessthen!啊希拉别这样AhSheila,don,t.听着戴蒙1.isten,Damon,我不知道你如何看待这里发生的事情Idontknowwhatyouthinksbeengoingonhere?你总是编造借口过来监视我们Yourealwaysmakingupexcusestocomeroundandspyonus.什么What?哦

41、你有香蕉面包的食谱吗,0h,haveyougotarecipeforbananabread?,我们能看一下你浴室的水压吗Canwecheckthewaterpressureinyourbathroom?没错因为我真的想要比较一下Yeah,thatsjustbecauseIwantedtocompare,我们这边水流很小weonlygetadribble!我知道每次我一出门AndIknowyouvebeencreepinground你就会悄悄溜过来everytimeIgoout!你说什么Ibegyourpardon!我的后花♥国♥被你的高跟鞋Ivegotdivotsi

42、nmybackgarden踩得坑坑洼洼的希拉fromyourheels,Sheila!该报♥警♥的人应该是我Itshouldbemecallingthepoliceonyou.你们怎么大喊大叫的What,swiththisshouting?出了什么事吗Iseverythingallright?他疯了Hesgoneroundthetwist.他对我们横加指责He,saccusingusofallsortshere!说我们一直在监视他Sayswe,vebeenspyingonhim.我可没干这事Well,Ihavent!不用辩解了拉里Dontbother,1.arry,

43、我知道你跟他们是一伙的Iknowyouretheirthirdwheel.他们不知道我在哪里上班TheydontknowwhereIwork,你知道youdo.瓦莱丽究竟去哪儿了AndwheresValerieinallthis?我们想听听她的说法Wedliketohearhersideofthestory.她就在我屁♥股&hearts后面Shesupmyarse,右边第二个架子上secondshelfontheright.哦太恶心了没必要爆粗口Oh,thatsdisgusting.Theresnoneedforcrudelanguage.你一搬进来我就知道会有麻烦Iknewyoudbetroublethesecondyoumovedin!你花♥园♥里那些裸♥露♥的精灵雕像Thosegnomesshowingtheirbottoms,就够我们受的了thatwasenough.走开Fuckoff!嘿怎么这样我们又不是野蛮人Hey,comeon!Werenotsavages!别理他肯不值得1.eavehim,Ken,he,snotworthit.赶紧离开我的地盘Youjustgetoffmyproperty.以后你们就待在你们那边吧Andyoukeeptoyourownsideofthestreetfro