Ghosts《鬼屋欢乐送》第三季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、此时此刻我必须问一下SASAPPIS:Atthismoment,Imustask在座是否有人对这桩婚事有异议ifanyoneherehasanyobjectionstothismarriage.我有1do.那是Isthat我单身派对上的脱衣舞男Thestripperfrommybachelorparty.是的就是他Yes,Ibelieveso.对克里斯艾萨克单身派对上的脱衣舞男Yes,Chris,thestripperfromIsaac,sbachelorparty,你对于他们的结合有异议吗youhaveareasonthesetwoshouldnotwed?我有8个理由Ivegoteight

2、reasons.就在这了Heretheyare,mate.你让我感觉/Youmakemefeel.?我得说这理由挺充分的Isverygoodargument.llsay.大堡礁啊Greatbarrierreef!艾萨克艾萨克NIGE1.:Isaac.Isaac.艾萨克什么什么Isaac!What?What?Oh!你在梦里哼哼唧唧的Youweremoaninginyoursleep.哦我我做噩梦了Oh.I-1was,uh.Iwashavinganightmare.我被考拉咬伤了Iwas.beingmauledbyakoala.真可怕Howhorrid.我做了个盥梦喝奶茶时Ihadanightma

3、retherewerenobiscuits没有饼干了formycreamtea.Oh!无所谓了婚礼日开心亲爱的Well,nomatter.Happyweddingday,mylove.我们的婚礼口啊当然Oh,ourweddingday.:Ofcourse.万岁Huzzah!接下来就是无聊的那些了A1.BERTA:Andimmediatelyfollowing结婚典礼alltheboringstuff-Theweddingceremony.我会唱那首终于mgonnabesingingthesong,At1.ast.,这首歌♥是由埃塔詹姆斯推广的ItwaspopularizedbyE

4、ttaJames,她在我的时代之后whowasaftermytime,但很多人都说我唱得比她好butalotofpeoplearesayingIsingitbetterthanher.谁说的很多人Whosaying.Alotofpeople.那么我听说你们三人行了啊So,Ihearyouguysareathrouplenow.F1.OWER:Somefolksthink有些人觉得三人行很复杂throuplesaremorecomplicated,但以我的经验butinmyexperience,其实这样更好theyrejustmoreofagoodthing.那久你们婚礼上想坐哪呢So,wher

5、edoyouguyswanttositforthewedding?索尔喜欢坐前排我喜欢后排Thorlikeitupfront.Iprefertheback.我喜欢站着Ilikestanding.是啊看这情况真的是Yeah,Idon,tforeseeanyproblems不会有任何问题呢withthissituationatall.嘿宝儿你想把花放哪Hey,babe,wheredoyouwanttheseflowers?海蒂你想把花放哪Oh,Hetty,wheredowewanttheseflowers?客厅谢谢Oh,inthelivingroom,please.客厅杰Uh,inthelivin

6、groom,Jay.收到Gotit.实际上实际上Actually.Actually.放在前台HETTY:.bythefrontdesk也许能更好的平衡这里的摆设mightbalancethingsoutnicely.实际上海蒂想让你把花就放这里Actually,Hettywantsthemoverherenow.我不喜欢这样Idontlikethissystem.她是婚礼策划人嘛杰Shestheweddingplanner,Jay.很想伸手帮个忙TREVOR:Wouldlovetolendahand但你也知道鬼鬼嘛but,youknow,ghost.音乐人员那边怎么样了Andwherearew

7、ewiththemusicperson?就是那个碟片操作者The.jockeyofthedisc.Oh,Jay杰在网上定了个DJ他应该很快bookedaD)online.Hellbeheresoon就会过来设置设备tosetuphisequipment.Oh!再说一次我觉得JAY:Again,itjustfeels这就是浪费钱likeabigwasteofmoney.为什么就不能用我的手♥机♥放音乐啊HowcomeIcantplaymusicthroughmyphone?因为这是我的婚礼而我未婚夫很有钱Becauseitsmyweddingandmyfianceis

8、rich.新郎霸王龙Groomzilla.你在这平嘛呢想点事Whatareyoudoinguphere?Oh,justthinking.我觉得我需要IfeellikeIneedtospeaktosomeone跟人谈谈我的心事regardingmattersoftheheart.当然我可以倾听Of-ofcourse.mhereforyou.你吗是Oh.Oh.Oh,you?Yes.是应该也行哈Yes,Isupposethatcouldworkaswell.Hey,man,嘿我有过女友的为什么谁都不记得这事呢Ihadagirlfriend.Whydoesntanyoneeverremembertha

9、t?我们记得啊我们也记得Weremember,wealsoremember她为了闻烤牛肉的味就抛弃了你thatsheleftyoutosmellroastbeef你想要什么艾萨克Whatdoyouwant,Isaac?我昨晚做了个梦Ihadadreamlastnight.这是我反复出现的梦境中的一个Anotherinarecurringseriesofsuchdreams.是有关克里斯的AboutChris.你单身派对上那个澳火利亚脱衣舞男吗TheAustralianstripperfromyourbachelorparty?我今天就要跟奈杰尔结婚了IamtowedNigeltoday可我醒来

10、脑子里想的确是另一个人andIwakeupthinkingofanother?我到底是怎么了Whatiswrongwithme?听着这没什么大不了的1.isten,itdoesntmeananything.你只是婚前恐惧症罢rYourejusthavingcoldfeet你和奈杰尔在一起十分般配YouandNigelareamazingtogether.好吗你们一定会非常幸福的Okay?You,regonnabeveryhappy.所以别在想克里斯了好好享受今天SojustputChrisoutofyourheadandenjoytoday.是你的婚礼啊说的对lt,syourwedding.Y

11、oureright.你说的对Youreright.我再也不会想他了Ijustwontgivehimanotherthought.谢谢你萨萨皮斯你真的是帮了大忙Thankyou,Sasappis,youvebeenveryhelpful.考虑到Whichisremarkable,你在这些事情上几乎全无经验consideringyouralmosttotallackofexperience还真是挺了不起的inthesematters.嘿我活着时跟人上过43次床呢Hey,Ihadsex43timeswhenIwasalive.嗯嗯能查出数来这事一点都不奇怪Mm-hmm.Andthatisaveryn

12、ormalthingtosay.天这里简直就是天堂啊Man,thisplaceisparadise.而来到这跟家人在一起Andtobeherewithmyfamily-这比我把汤姆林森一家升级到Imean,thatfeelsbetterthanwhen1gottheTomlinsons牙买♥♥加凉鞋酒店的总统套房♥时感觉好多了upgradedtothepresidentialsuiteatSandalsJamaica.抱歉里根房♥间有人定了Sorry,Reagan,theroomsbooked!我知道你听不见我说话但这样走开还是挺没礼貌的

13、Ah,Iknowyoucanthearme,butitstillfeelsrude.我勒个去啊Holysmokedsalmon她看上去好像洛尼安德森啊shelooksjustlike1.oniAnderson.这评价还挺高的嘛陌生人Thatsquitethecompliment,stranger.额滴神啊你是死了吗CreamcheeseandcaperslYouredead?让人悲伤的事实Sadbuttrue.有个混♥蛋♥把手♥机♥从九楼阳台掉了下来Somejerkdroppedhiscellphoneoffhisninthfloorba

14、lcony.你要知道那时才82年Keepinmind,thiswasin82,所以手♥机♥重达15磅soitweighedabout15pounds.让我猜猜你心脏病吗1.etmeguess.Heartattack?为什么我在附近没见过你呢Whyhavent1seenyouaroundhere?为什么我在附近没见过你呢WhyhaventIseenyouaroundhere?我最近才知道白己不受地域限制Well,IrecentlylearnedthatImntgeographically-bound,所以我过来跟还在生的家人一起度假somonvacationwithm

15、ylivingfamily,他们不知道unbeknownsttothem.所以你是跟你老婆一起来的Oh.Soyoureherewithyourwife?不不我我老波死了Wha.No,no.My-mywifeisdead.我是说我知道我也死了Imean,Iknowmalsodead,但是但是我老婆人品很差but-butMywifeisterrible.我单身msingle.矮油Well.你好啊单身汉Hello,single.我叫唐娜mDonna.天看上去真美啊F1.OWER:Man,everythinglookssopretty.你知道谁会喜欢这种吗Youknowwhowouldlovethis

16、?就是会去井里看我的朋友Myfriendwhowouldvisitmeinthewell.她说什么呢：Whatisshetalkingabout?跟花花约会的一个小秘密1.ittlesecrettodatingFlower-有时候最好是微笑点头sometimesisbesttojustsmileandnod.好吧喜欢这些内♥幕♥消息大块头Okay.1.ovingtheseinsidertips,bigguy.她总是谈论搅拌黄油Shewasalwaystalkingaboutbutterchurning还有她丈夫约西亚andherhusbandJosiah以及她对复仇

17、永不满足的渴望andherinsatiablethirstforrevenge.是是Ah,yes.Sure.嘿奈杰尔Oh,hey,Nigel.今天可真为你高兴谢谢Reallyexcitedforyoutoday,Oh,thankyou.嘿不想把你拖进我们的三人行政♥治♥之中Hey,nottodragyouintoourthrouplepolitics,但我们对F婚礼上的位置butwerehavingalittledisagreement还有到底是坐着还是站着产生了争议aboutwheretositorstandatyourwedding.你要不要发表个意见Youca

18、retoweighin?哈说来尴尬了Well,ha,thisisratherawkward,但艾萨克和我做出了艰难的决定butIsaacandIhavemadethedifficultdecision那就是不邀请地下室鬼来参加婚礼tonotinviteanybasementghosts.嘿这不公平Hey,thatsnotfair.卡萝尔呢WhataboutCarol?她现在不也是住在地下室吗Isntshelivinginthebasementnow?你就请她了啊Youinvitedher.其实我已经离开地下室Iactuallyleftthebasement并且搬进棚屋跟巴克斯特一起住了andm

19、ovedintotheshedwithBaxterhere.我们非常相爱Wereverymuchinlove.他听起来是不是特像詹姆斯邦德DoesnthesoundlikeJamesBond?谢谢你萨萨皮斯Thankyou,Sasappis.过去一小时我一次都没想过克里斯IhaventthoughtaboutChrisonceinthepasthour.除了现在Imean,otherthaninthismoment.但这是因为我在跟你说butthatwasonlybecauseIwastellingyou自己没有想起他所以才让我不得不想起了他howIhadntthoughtofhim,whic

20、hmademetothinkofhim.太好了很高兴能帮到你Great,man.GladIcouldhelp.如此贤明的智慧如此不可思议的来源Suchsagewisdom,suchanunlikelysource.我不止跟烤牛肉女孩有过一段Youknow,itwasntjusttheroastbeefgirl.我和志贵也有过一段IalsosortofhadathingwithShiki.行吧行吧打过13次招呼Right,right,the13hellos.现在竟然勇敢的归类为有过一段了Nowbravelycategorizedasathing.帮你可真不容易兄弟Youarereallyhard

21、tohelp,man.嘿宝儿DJ来了JAY:Hey,babe,theDJshere.你想让他在哪设置装备啊Wheredoyouwanthimtosetup?捡这些设备都累出汗了Gettingsweatycarryingallthisequipment.我天就是他Oh,myGod.That,shim.是那个脱衣舞男克里斯ThatsChristhestripper.你确定是他吗Areyousurethatshim?行吧Oh,yeah.的确是他了Thatsdefinitelyhim.杰巧了克里斯就是我So,Jay,ChrisactuallywasthedancerthatIhired因为某种原因雇来

22、todanceinfrontofanemptychair在空椅子前跳舞的舞者forsomereason.这是我老婆总之克里斯Thatsmywife.Anyway,Chris.我们看看曲目单吧好1.etscheckoutthatplaylist.Oh,yeah.我的梦中情人一个恐龙雕塑爱好者Theliteralmanofmydreams,asculpteddinosauraficionado在我婚礼当天出现了showsupthedayofmywedding.这可不是什么好兆头Thatsnotwhatdcallagreatsign.这只是个莫名其妙的巧合罢了Thisisjustaweirdcoin

23、cidence毕竟这是个小镇fueledbythefactthat一个自♥由♥职业者既要跳脱衣舞smalltownfreelancestrippershaveto也要干点别的来养家糊口workmultiplejobstomakeendsmeet.我敢保证一旦你对他加深了解msureonceyoulearnalittlemore你对他的迷恋就会消失了aboutthisfellow,yourcrushwilldisappear.就像我对法兹麦金蒂的迷恋1.ikehowmycrushonFatsMcGintydisappeared在我发现他用枪扫射了所有人之后afterI

24、foundoutabouthimtommy-gunning就消失了allthosepeopletodeath.我也不喜欢他对服务员粗鲁的态度Ialsodidntlikehowhewasrudetowaitstaff.萨曼莎问下他为什么迟到了一个多小时Samantha,askhimwhyhewasoveranhourlate.这可会给他的品性扣分Thatdoesntspeakwellofhischaracter.也能让艾萨克留下点不好的印象GiveIsaacheresomethingbadtolatchonto.克里斯是堵车或者发生什么事了吗So,uh,Chris,wasthere,like,a

25、lotoftrafficorsomething?对哦抱歉我迟到了Oh,yeah,sorryIwaslate.我男友车子出了点问题Myboyfriendhadacartrouble,不得不去帮他换胎hadtogohelphimchangeatire.同性恋加上骑上风度Hesgayandchivalrous.他的印象坏不了了海蒂Hesnotgettingworse,Hetty.天Oh,myGod!木八、Ugh.Jay!不是吧JAY:Really?你确实不是你吗宝儿Yousureitwasntyou,babe?不是Nope.抱歉这么臭啊杰乳糖不耐Sorryaboutthesmell.Jay,slac

26、toseintolerant.没关系的兄弟Notabother,mate.其实我天生就没有嗅觉Iwasactuallybornwithoutasenseofsmell.拜托Oh,comeon.走势变诡异了呢有什么关系吗Itisgettingeerie.A1.BERTA:Whatdoesitmatter?这哥们是活人呀你都死了管它呢Thisguysalive.Youdead.Whocares?就是Itsjust.我之前没想过这种人真的会存在Ididntknowsomeonelikethisexisted.你们家是个很不错的古宅啊Thisisagreatold-timeymansionyouveg

27、ot.你知道这里打过几场Didyouknowtherewere独♥立♥战争战役吗someRevolutionaryWarbattlesaroundhere?我对这方面有点兴趣你们看过汉密尔顿吗mabitofabuff.YouguysseenHamilton?开始了他是汉密尔顿迷哎TREVOR:Herewego.Hes,Ham-head.如果这你都还性致盎然那就没有能让你反感的事了IfthisdoesntturnyouOffIdontknowwhatwill.看过相当好看Yeah,it,sincredible.如果你喜欢的话Ifyoulikethatsortofthi

28、ng.就我个人而言我认为他不太算得上是开国元勋Personally,IconsiderhimalesserFoundingFather.什么美联储What?1mean,FederalReserve?有什么了不起的Bigwhoop.说的就跟他们想不出来似的1.iketheywerentgonnacomeupwiththatanyway.那哥们就是个笑话Eh,guywasajoke.我得去透口气Ineedair!刚刁太棒了Thatwasamazing我确实是制♥服♥控Idoloveamaninuniform.嘿说到非常具体的幻想Hey,speakingofveryspe

29、cificfantasies,你不会对youwouldntbeinterested漂流的角色扮演感兴趣吧inalittleriverraftingroleplay,wouldyou?我说不好皮特Idontknow,Pete.湍流肯定很汹涌可怕吧Ibettherapidsareroughandscary,所以你必须紧紧抱住我soyoudhavetoholdmeclose.吻我皮特马蒂诺Kissme,PeteMartino.我就喜欢服从命令Ilovefollowingorders.怎么了怎么了Ah!What?What?我的手没了Myhand!Itsgonel不是被食人鱼吃了吗Oh,no!Didap

30、iranhagetit?不不不这不是漂流幻想No,no,no,thisisnttheraftingfantasy!嘿兄弟CHRIS:Hey,mate.今天会来多少客人呀Howmanypeopleareweexpectingtoday?坦白讲Uh.Fulldisclosure:只会有萨曼和我itsjustgonnabeSamandI,可我们还是希望你能像屋里人满为患一样打碟butWestillwantyoutoDJasifitsapackedroom.可以Okay.你不觉得奇怪吗上次我过来Youdontfindthatweird?1.asttimeIwashere,你老婆让我为一把空椅子跳舞所以

31、yourwifehadmedanceforanemptychair,so.我无权质疑你的癖好itsnotformetoquestionyourkink.谢谢快速Thankyou.Justgonnarun试个音可能会有点吵aquicksoundcheck.Mightgetalittleloud.这是音乐吗Thisismusic?大家怎么跟着这个跳四方舞啊Howisanyonegonnadanceaquadrilletothis?他们是真的在挑战我们的容忍♥度啊Theyrereallyrubbingournosesinthiswedding.鬼鬼甚至都没法吃东西Ghostscante

32、veneat.实际上就没有任何额外费用也没有负面影响Theresliterallynoaddedcost,nodownside.这就是私人恩怨Itsjustpersonal.谢谢你们陪我一起到下面来Thanksforhangingoutwithmedownhere.真的很感谢嘿IreallyappreciateitHey,如果三角关系中任何一个不被允许参加婚礼ifoneofthethroupleisn,tallowedatthewedding,那三个人就都不去了thennoneofthethroupleisgoing.团结一致Solidarity.不过婚礼还有一小时才开始Althoughwed

33、dingisnotforanotherhourorso.还是有足够时间让我们其中一个上去Stillenoughtimeforoneofustobeupthere为推♥翻♥这不公IE的政策而战的fightingtooverturnthisunjustpolicy是哦有道理RightIguessthatmakessense.这样吧也许我们两个人上去Youknow,it-itmightbeevenmoreeffective为这件事游说iftwoofuswereupthere,可能会更有效lobbyingforthecause.人多比较容易赢下民事诉讼Civilaction

34、ishelpedbynumbers.就是说你俩都上去参加婚礼So,yourebothgoinguptothewedding留我一个在这儿andleavingmehere?我们会为你报仇的Wewillavengeyou.要和平Peace.难以置信Oh,unbelievable.各位CATHERINE:Uh,guys.有位女士刚从墙里穿出来了Someladyjustcamethroughthewall.你谁啊Whothehellareyou?就是说你告诉我你开始重新考虑So,youretellingmeyourstartingtorethink跟奈杰尔的关系yourrelationshipwith

35、Nigel就因为克里斯有完美腹肌justbecauseChrishasperfectabs,喜欢恐龙讨厌汉密尔顿lovesdinosaurs,hatesHamilton而且还没有嗅觉andhasnosenseofsmell?你是在劝他接受那人吗Areyoutryingtosellhimonthisguy?我说服自己结婚AmItalkingmyselfintothismarriage只是因为我想有个伴吗justbecause1wanttobewithsomeone?我以前跟碧翠丝就犯过一次错ImadeamistakeoncebeforewithBeatrice,我不想再犯了Idontwantto

36、makeanotherone.我不是那种会劝人结婚的人Farbeitfrommetobetheguypushingmarriage,但你还是别因为一个存在于butyoumaynotwanttodumpyourfiance不同存在层面的人抛弃你未婚夫吧forsomeoneonadifferentplaneofexistence.萨曼你赶紧下楼Oh!Sam,yougottocomedownstairsrightnow那个脱衣舞男出事了他要死了It,sthestripper.He,sdying.出什么事了不知道Whathappened?Idontknow.我进来的时候他就这样了Icameinhere

37、andfoundhimlikethis.这里有Does.thishave.螃蟹吗crabinit?其实加了蟹肉汤Well,actually,it,scrabstock.我觉得加一点可以让Ifindthatasplashofitreallydeepens牛油果酱的鲜味更浓厚theumamioftheguacamole.想法不错哎我们现在不需要烹饪课杰Nicetouch.Wedontneedacookinglessonrightnow,Jay.我过敏对mallergicto.天呐叫救护车Oh,myGod!Someonecallanambulancel这人可能会死真的吗你真这么认为吗Thismanc

38、oulddie!Really?Youthinkso?我是说不是吧会吗Imean,really,youthinkso?要这样就太让人难过了Becausethatwouldbesad.皮特冷静Pete,youhavetocalmdown.我们都不知道发生了什么Wedontevenknowwhatshappening.你觉得如果我回家还会重新长出来吗DoyouthinkllreappearifIgobackhome?也许就像回到末来里那张照片一样Uh,m-maybeitslikethatphotoinBacktotheFuture.我不知道啊皮特我从没Idontknow,Pete.I-venever

39、见过鬼鬼升♥天♥前就消失不见seenaghostvanishintooblivionbefore.天你觉得会这样吗Oh,myGod!Isthatwhatyouthinkishappening?1我会一直消失到Thatmjustgonnakeepdisappearing永远不见untilmgone?好吧皮特Okay,Pete.过去几天你是怎么跟我说的来着Whatdidyoutellmeaboutthelastcoupledays?你说那些天是我存在这么久的日子里Thattheyvebeenthebest最美好的时光ofmyentireexistence.你还说如果你在

40、家里Andwhatdidyousayyou,dbedoing会做什么来着ifyouwerebackhome?这个时候我一般是Well,aroundthistime,musually等着萨曼把邮件拿进来waitingforSamtobringinthemail.天太悲催了Oh,God,thatssad.皮特我们是鬼Pete,wereghosts.我们要善加利川我们的处境Wemakethebestofoursituation.但在内心深处Butdeepdown,我们都只是在等待机会继续前行werealljustwaitingfortheopportunitytomoveon.是你可以现在回家Yea

41、h,youcouldgohomenow也许那样能阻止正在发生的一切Maybethatstopswhateverishappening.但看看周围But.100karound.如果这就在这里结束了Ifitdidendhere,now,真的是最糟糕的事吗wouldthatreallybetheworstthing?有新消息吗A1.BERTA:Anyupdates?医生们NIGE1.:Well,thephysicians已经到了情况havearrived,anditappears看起来很危急thingsaretouchandgo.为了帮他呼吸Tohelphimbreathe,他们不得不把这个可怜人的

42、衬衫剪开theyhadtocutthepoorchapsshirtrightopen.也许我该下去Well,maybeIshouldgodown看看能做点什么andseeiftheresanythingIcando.我跟你一起llgowithyou.我亲爱的艾萨克MydearIsaac.Hmm?你看起来很震惊Youlookshaken.你放心1.etmeputyourmindatease.不管发生什么我们今天都会结婚Wearegettingmarriedtoday,nomatterwhat.挺好Oh.Good.克里斯走了Chrisisgone.真的吗他是直接升♥天&hearts丁

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