Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、绝望主妇前情提要Previouslyon.波特斯加沃你被捕了什么PorterScavo,youareunderarrest.What?!波特和那场火灾毫无关系Porterhadnothingtodowiththatfire.可是有目击者指证了他Apparentlythereisawitnessthatsaysotherwise.目击者他们在说什么胡话Awitness?Whataretheytalkingabout?波特被控告却未被定罪Porterwasaccusedbutnotconvicted.凯瑟琳的恋爱Katherinesloveaffair.我收到了你送的花动了真情Igottheflo

2、wers.Becameserious.妈妈体重得减掉几磅Mommyneedstoloseafewpounds.想帮妈妈重拾美貌吗不Youwannahelpmommybebeautifulagain?No.加布心意已决AsdidGabysresolve.这是我出版的烹饪书Heresmycookbook.布里的成功付出了昂贵的代价AndBreessuccesscameataprice.你可能有时太强势Youcanbealittletoughsometimes.不用想也知道我觉得我不强势It,sonlytobeexpected.IdontthinkIdothat.知道你没有自知之明Iknowyoud

3、on,t人们在郊区不谈论金钱Peopledonttalkaboutmoneyinthesuburbs.大多是因为他们无需言论Mostlybecausetheydontneedto.有钱人家Theoneswhohaveit会让你看到他们添置新衣letyouknowwiththeirbrand-newclothes.购买♥♥昂贵电器Theirexpensiveappliances.这些很好Thosearegood.草地修剪整齐Andtheirmanicuredlawns.穷♥人♥家Theoneswhodonthaveit让你知晓他们陈旧的烧烤

4、架letyouknowwithbarbecuesthatneedreplacing.掉漆的墙壁Wallsthatneedpainting.和香车Andclassiccars.需要变卖♥♥Thatneedtobesold.钥匙给你沃尔特车归你了太好了Heyyougo,Walter.Shesallyours.Thisissoawesome!汤姆在哪里我想向他道谢Where,sTom?Iwannathankhim他成就了我人生最美好的一天他在家里formakingthisthegreatestdayofmylife.Hesinside,可他抽泣时祝你一路顺风butbetw

5、eensobs,hewishedyouhappydriving.那人开着汤姆的车去哪里WhereisthatmangoingwithTomscar?那人叫沃尔特布罗斯基刚买♥♥F那辆车Oh,thatmanisWalterbrotski,andhejustboughtit.汤姆爱死那辆车了为什么你会把它卖♥♥了Tomlovesthatcar.Whywouldyousellit?很遗憾我们负担不起汤姆的中年危机Sadly,wecannolongeraffordTom,smidlifecrisis.好吧是这样我们Okay,heresthedea

6、l.We,re.差不多破产了Sortofbroke.勒奈特Oh.1.ynette.我们要在波特的律师费BetweenPorterslegalfees和那间镇上的废墟做出选择尽管是个餐馆andthatghosttownthatwecallarestaurant.”斯加沃之家”生意很好经济不景气时IthoughtScavoswasdoingwell.Whentimesgettough,人们不吃匹萨不开跑车也行peopledowithoutthingslikepizzaandsportscars.我很遗憾我不知情没事Iamsosorry.Ihadnoidea.Itsokay.别说出去这事传出去我脸上

7、挂不住Justkeepitunderyourhat.It,salittleembarrassing.别觉得不光彩Youshouldnotbeembarrassed.这是糟糕的经济惹的祸我们处境相同Thisisahorribleeconomy.Wereallinthesameboat.Mm.你们好女士们你们觉得怎么样Hello,ladies.Whatdoyouthink?你买♥♥了辆新车Youboughtanewcar?我出的书刚上了时代杂♥志♥最佳畅销书榜单Mybookjustmadethetimesbestsellerlist.他们还要

8、我续3本书我等不及要挥霍一番Nowtheyretalking3-bookdeal,soIgottheurgetosplurge.瞧瞧我短停时什么东西吹到风挡上了Oh!Andlookwhatjustblewonmywindshieldatthestopsign!生活真美好Ah!1.ifeisgood.没错人们不在郊区谈论金钱Yes,peopledonttalkaboutmoneyinthesuburbs因为几家欢喜becausewhentheydo,几家恼火otherpeoplegetangry.不紫藤巷里不管何时有人WheneversomeoneonWisteria1.ane买♥

9、♥了新车buysanewcar,都要进行一个简单的仪式asimpleritualisperformed.那你们觉得我的新车怎么样Sohowdoyoulikemynewcar?太漂亮了嫉妒死你了Itsgorgeous!Iamsojealous.我要有一辆就好了IwishIhadone.可这天Butonthisday,车主的一个朋友oneoftheownersfriends不愿多加赞扬refusedtoparticipateintheritual.并且更令人吃惊的是Andevenmoresurprisingly,正在夸夸奇谈的车主theownerofthecarinquestion没

10、有留心她的异常didntseemtonotice.还有个冰柜1.ook,theresevenarefrigerator.雷克萨斯的经销商说里面有足够空间The1.exusdealersaidtheresjustenoughroom放置一小瓶香槟酒和两个冰杯forasplitofchampagneandtwochilledglasses.Ooh.Ahh.最棒的是它使用混合动力Mmm!Andthebestthingis,itsahybrid基本听不到声音给你们演示一下soyoucanbarelyhearit.1.etmeshowyou.其实我该回去工作了Actually,Ihavetogotowo

11、rk.但恭喜你布里车很漂亮Butcongratulations,Bree.It,sabeauty.是我的原因还是她走得太唐突Wasitjustme,orwasthatalittleabrupt?她不是针对你Eh,donttakeitpersonally.我想她被其它事搅乱了心神Ithinkshesgototherthingsonhermind.亲爱的出了什么事Oh,dear.Issomethingwrong?显然她和汤姆遇到了财政问题Well.Apparently,sheandTomarehavingfinancialproblems.他们刚变卖♥♥了汤姆的车The

12、yjusthadtosellTomscar.我看到她出现在废品回收中心Andyouknow,1sawherattherecyclingcenter.她当时正卖♥♥罐头换钱Shewasturninghercansinformoney.就好比把自己的卵子Ohh.Yikes.Thats,like,ahalfastepaway挂在网上变卖♥♥fromsellingyoureggsontheInternet.Oh.可我却在她面前炫耀我新买♥♥的香车AndhereIam,rubbingmyfabulousnewcarinh

13、erface.我太差劲rIfeelawful.别自责你怎么会知道她现在的遭遇Oh,dont.Howcouldyouhaveknown?谢天谢地我还没给她看汽车如何自动停车ThankgodIdidntshowherhowthecarparksitself.可你想演示给我们看对吗Butyouregonnashowus,right?真的很神奇Well,itisprettyamazing!很高兴再见到你梅尔夫人Well,itsnicetoseeyouagain,Mrs.Mayer.谢谢抽空与我们会面霍勃森先生Thankyouforagreeingtoseeus,Mr.Hobson.管理一所像奥克列吉这

14、样的学校Runningaschoollikeoakridge让你不容你有太多mustntleaveyouwithmuch.空闲时间Freetime.很高兴责成为您效劳Happytooblige.我听传闻说SoIheardthroughthegrapevine可能贵校还有一个入学名额thattheremightbeanopeningforanotherstudent?你想你是指亨德森家孩子被开除这事IassumeyourereferringtotheHendersonboysexpulsion?对他打了老师对吗Yeah.Hebithisteacher,huh?他们和哥哥托比Theyhadthat

15、problem就经常打架withtheirolderboy,Toby.真是个不安分的家庭It,safamilyofbiters.这整件事都相当不幸Well,thewholesituationwasincrediblyunfortunate.可我们无法容忍♥这种恶行But.Mm.Wecanttoleratethatkindofbehavior.你无需担心m.j.会有此类问题Well,youwouldnthavetoworryaboutthatwithM.J.他品行端正He,ssowell-behaved.我知道你迫切希望儿子进入奥克列吉学校1.ook,Iknowhowmuchyou

16、wantyoursonatoakridge.你过去5个月都每周都来电询问Youvecalleduseveryweekforthepastfivemonths.我知道我太心急请别迁怒于m.j.vebeentoopushy.Oh,pleasedonttakeitoutonMJ.他非常聪明伶俐说两句西班牙语Heissuchabrightkid.SaysomethinginSpanish.我烦透了mbored.川西班牙语讲“烦透了”BeboredinSpanish.梅尔夫人别紧张Mrs.Mayer,youcanrelax.我们很欢迎m.j.来本校就读WewouldlovetohaveM.J.Joinu

17、shere.真的吗真的Seriously?Yes.其实他的名字在我们候选名单中排第一位Asamatteroffact,hisnamewasfirstonourwaitinglist.太棒了Fantastic!给你课程表Oh!Heresascheduleforyou.这些是你要填写的保险申请表格Herearesomeinsuranceformsyouneedtofillout.还有这是学费Andheresthetuition.你也看到了有点小涨Asyoucansee,itsgoneupatad.Oh.对的确是“小涨”Yeah.Thatsquiteatad.可我们年中才上学Butwerestart

18、inginthemiddleoftheyear,所以我们只需支付一半对吗sowedonlypayhalf;right?对我们已经按比例计算了那就是一半Yes.Wevealreadyproratedit.Thatishalf.太好了Fantastic.我刚想到一个好节目Hey,IjustthoughtOfaway来庆祝我们结婚纪念日forustocelebrateouranniversarynextweek.在棕桐树餐厅共进晚餐怎样Whatdoyouthinkaboutdinneratthepalm?棕楣树餐厅Thepalm?一进去Asin,“他们不在菜单上标示价格的“棕楣树餐厅吗theydon

19、tevenshowthepricesonthemenuthepalm?亲爰的我们还在偿还信♥用♥卡♥透♥支♥债务Honey,werestillpayingoffcreditcarddebt.已经还了活干完了我拿到r奖金Notanymore.Thedealclosed.Igotthebonus.天呐Oh,mygod!太棒了Thatsgreat!为什么今早Oh,whydidntyoutellmethis求我和你同床时不说whenyouwerebeggingforsexthismorning?你同样能把活干完Youwouldvec

20、losedthatdeal,too.Oh!我们又有钱了哈雷路亚Oh.Wererichagain!Hallelujah!Well,wearenot我们没有“用5元债券点燃雪茄”那么富有lightingcigarswith$5billsrich,可我们奋斗目标正确butWeareheadedintherightdirection.亲爱的我们又能回到从前了Oh!Honey,weregonnabeusagain.成为富有的卡洛斯和加布TheoldCarlosandGaby.知道吗Youknowwhat?我要穿上你向我求婚那晚穿的礼服mgonnawearmydressfromthenightyoupro

21、posed.还穿得下吗Youstillfitinthat?我们又有钱啦哈雷路亚Wererichagain!Hallelujah!你没有注意到我已经把肥臀减掉了吗Haveyounotnoticedmeworkingmybuttoff?我已经减回了接近我们结婚时的体重malmostbacktotheweightIwaswhenwegotmarried!我想说的是AllImeantwas.你不必穿旧裙子Youdonthavetowearanolddress.我会给你买♥♥条新的Iwillbuyyouanewone.不不这样会更浪漫No,no.Thisllbewaymore

22、romantic.我已经脱胎换骨啦monegoodcolonicawayfrombeingtheoldme!我打电♥话♥去餐馆预约Illcalltherestaurant.他们可以在蛋糕上写上这话Theycanwritethatonthecake.抱歉我知道你有多爱那辆车Sorry.Iknowhowmuchyoulovedthatcar.这是我唯一缅怀她的方式ThisisallIhavetorememberherby.我叫她狐狸精“知道为什么吗Icalledherfoxy.Youwannaknowwhy?不No.汤姆Tom.我刚听说你把车卖♥&hear

23、ts;了吗Ijustheard.Yousoldthecar?对Yeah.我们需要钱而餐馆也快倒闭了Well,weneededthemoney.Therestaurantisdying.显然人们不想从纵火犯的父母Apparently,peopledon,twannabuytheirpizza那里买♥♥匹萨但波特没有纵火fromparentsofanallegedarsonist.Yeah,butPorterdidntdoit.可能人们还认为他有罪Well,maybepeoplestillthinkthathesguilty,或者可能是经济萧条原因ormaybeit,s

24、theeconomy.也可能两者兼而有之我不清楚Ormaybeit,sboth.Idontknow.我知道的是我在驾驶一辆“老爹车”AllIknowis,Iamdrivinga,dadcar而其他人开着“狐狸精招摇过市whilesomeotherguyisoutrollingwithfoxy.兄弟我很遗憾Oh,buddy.msosorry.希望能帮到点忙IwishtherewassomethingIcoulddo.我们得走了Weshouldgetgoing.有用得着的地方吱个声儿Butifwecanhelpinanyway,urn,letusknow.好吗谢谢Okay?Thanks.好的刚才怎

25、么了Okay,whatjusthappenedbackthere?没什么Nothing.越装越像Oh,yeah.1.ikethatsgonnawork.要装蒜你可不是我的对手Whycantyoueverrememberwhoyouredealingwith?鲍伯鲍伯鲍伯鲍伯不说我没完Bob?Bob?Bob?Bob.Icankeepthisupallday.鲍伯好了Bob?B.fine.波特的案子有些事我还没理清ThedaythecaseagainstPorterwasdismissed,于是我重新看了档案室发给我的材料Iwasgoingoverthediscoverymaterialsthat

26、thed.A.Sentme.是吗怎么了Okay?So?说波特在俱乐部库房♥的目击证人ThewitnesswhoputPorterinthestorageroomattheclub,也是唯一可能嫁祸他纵火的人theonlyonelinkinghimdirectlytothearson.是汤姆的哥们大卫威廉姆斯Tomshelpfulbuddythere.DaveWilliams.什么没错What?Yeah.波特根本不在那儿Porterwasnteveninthebuilding.大卫到底干了什么WhatthehellisDavedoing?不知道但我们得告诉汤姆和勒奈特Idontkn

27、ow,butwehavetotellTomand1.ynette.不行那样会得罪人No,thatlljustgetugly.我不在乎mokaywiththat.李这会给我们惹麻烦的1.ee,thechargeshavebeendropped.不关我们的事It,snolongerourbusiness.再说还牵扯到大卫Besides,theressomethingaboutthatDaveguy我不敢thatscaresme.我不懂Oh!Oh,Idon,tgetit!我只不过比标准体重多了一点点monlyafewpoundsawayfrommyrunwayweight.要改一下吗那是自欺欺人Yo

28、uwantmetoletitout?Thatwouldbecheating.再去解个手mgonnatrytogopeeagain.没关系的你生过两个孩子It,sokay.Youvehadtwochildren.身材变形很正常想开点看看我Theweightredistributes.Giveintoit!Idid.琼你不是想得开)ean,youdidntjustgiveintoit.你是往身上涂了层奶酪Youslappedapieceofcheeseonit我说话比较直把边改一下Yeah,Isaidit.Nowjustfixthehem.这次别留下毛边Andthistime,trynottole

29、avetheedgesfrayed.伊迪等等Ooh!Ooh!Hey,Edie!Waitup!别忘了扣子掉了Nowdontforget,theclaspisbroken.我会缝上的Oh,llreplaceit但肯定会有瑕疵Itmaynotmatchexactly.但用你头发就能遮住But,um,yourhairwillcoverit.琼索利斯带我去棕檎树餐厅不是吃快餐Jean,Carlosistakingmetothepalm,notoutforhoagies.做漂亮点Makeitperfect.琼回来做你的裁缝师了Huh.Isee)eanisback.风水轮流转Ah,yeah.Timesare

30、good.她没赶上Notforher.麦克罗斯基夫人说Her,Mrs.McCluskeysaidsomething你一天瘦了5磅aboutyoulosing5poundsinoneday.怎么做到的How,dyoudothat?喝威士忌酒还收拾了她整个草坪Igotdrunkonbourbonandthrewupalloverherlawn.不是指这个关于新兵训练营的No,notthatstory.Somethingaboutabootcamp.才开始没多久Oh,yeah.Juststarted.军事化高♥强♥度的Verymilitary,veryintense.太棒

31、了我在试着穿上一条以前的裙子Thatsperfect.mtryingtofitinanolddress.我需要压力休想没介绍人你进不去Ineedintense.Forgetit.Youcantgetinwithoutarecommendation,我不会引荐你的为什么andImnotrecommendingyou.Whynot?你为难过我这就是原因Becauseyoudembarrassme.Thisisrealexercise.那不是练瑜伽喝咖啡的地方Itsnotthelotuspositionfollowedbyamochalatte.怕我身材好了把你比下去吧Oh,yourejustafr

32、aidmgonnalookbetterthanyou!早上6点公园见等着陪上小命吧6:00A.M.,thepark.Preparetodie.天哪这是学费Jeez.Thisisthetuition?我们想凑足他大学第一年的学费Weregonnablowhiscollegefundonfirstgrade.我明白我们不得不放弃些奢侈品Iknow,Iknow.Wemayhavetogiveupafewluxuries.比如食物和高热量的Yeah,likefoodandheat.你知道他们在那学校会遇到的问题Okay,youknowtheproblemstheyrehavingathisschool

33、.所以现在得缩减开支Andnowwithallthebudgetcutbacks.我是说尽可能想得到的地方Imean,thisplaceisfabulous.我没说不是但送他去那我承受不了Yeah,mnotsayingitsnot.dkilltosendhimthere.可我不能变卦我们得想想办法ButIjustcantswingit.Well,wevegottadosomething.我的编辑刚辞职Myeditorjustquit,我的书也才.下架andmybooksarenotexactlyflyingofftheshelves.还有其他办法吗我会的Couldyoupickupsomeex

34、trashifts?Oh,yeah,Iwill.要是一天有30个小时的话Assoonastheycreatea30-hourday.我保证忙个不停mworkingaroundtheclock.你前3个月干的那份大差呢Whataboutthatbigjobyoujustdidforthelastthreemonths?用那钱都干什么去了Whatdidyoudowiththatmoney?苏珊我们已经离婚了Susan,werenotmarriedanymore.如何用钱轮不到你来管AndwhatIdowithmymoneyisnoneofyourbusiness.要是我们没寓婚你会Yeah,wel

35、tifWewerestillmarried,youd.听我把话说完的ProbablywouldvewaiteduntilIfinishedmysentence.这是什么Whatsthis?支票Acheck.我知道你和汤姆现在在困难时期IunderstandyouandTomaregoingthroughsomeroughtimes.谢谢但我不能接受No.Oh!Thankyou,butIcantacceptthis.即便如此我还是想知道我拒绝了多少钱However,IwouldliketoknowhowmuchImnotaccepting.两万美金$20,000?!你的烹饪书卖♥&

36、hearts;了多少本大姐Howmanycookbooksareyouselling,woman?才开始印第二版Wejustwenttoasecondprinting,现在在洽谈第三册的问题andnowtheyretalkinga3-bookdeal.说真的谁会跟钱过不去Soseriously,Iamnotgonnamissthatmoney.太好了Wow!Thatmustbenice.但并不是白白接受But.Ican,tacceptit.为什么成功的关键在什么Whynot?What,sthepointofsuccess如果不能和爱的人分享ifyoucantshareitwiththepeop

37、leyoulove?因为爱的人无以为报Becausethepeoplethatyoulovemaynotbeabletopayyouback,就不再爱他们这不是负担是礼物andthenyoustoplovingthem.Thenit,snotaIoan,itsagift.你的生日不是快到了吗Dontyouhaveabirthdaycomingup?你不也是么Andsodoyou.我会觉得自己很逊色Andmgonnafeelrealcrappy当你打开紫色的沐浴香珠的时候whenyouunwrapyourlavenderbathbeads.勒奈特Comeon,1.ynette.有钱周转总能帮上忙

38、的Youcanttellmethismoneywonttakethepressureoff.足够了Itwould.但我不能不希望它影响我们的友谊ButIcant.Iwouldntwantittoaffectourfriendship.好吧Okay.要不Although.要是拥有Howwouldyouliketoown意大利的餐馆怎么样什么apieceofanItalianrestaurant?What?它就既不是钱也不是礼物Itwouldntbealoanoragift.而是投资Itwouldbe.aninvestment你将有15%的股份thatwouldbuyyou,say.15%ofSc

39、avo,s.是个够诱人的提议Oh!Well,thatsanintriguingoffer.要是经营得好你还能分到部分利润Ifwedowell,yougetacutoftheprofits.要是做垮了都算我们的你投资的两万还是你的Ifwegobelly-up,weliquidate,andyougetthefirst$20,000.那么我全家都靠你了Andthen,ofcourse,myfamilymovesinwithyou.那我们就成交喽So.dowehaveadeal?没问题Wemostcertainlydo.合伙人Partner.可能有人觉得奇怪Somepeoplethinkitsstr

40、ange我的训练营要签协议Ihaveacontractformyexerciseclass.但希望你们明白ButIwantpeopletounderstand我对你们的期望以前签好了thecommitmentIexpectfromthem.Ifoundinthepast.hereyougo.都签了你都没读一下Allsigned.Youdidntevenreadit.没必要我安排好了一切Oh,noneed.mupforanything.虽然我留着指甲AlthoughIdidjustgetamanicure,但丝毫不影响效果sonothingthatmightchipanail.索利斯太太Mrs.

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