Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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9、gotmynote.Comeonin.是的M.J.呢Okay,sure.Uh,wheresM.J.?妈妈我在这儿呢HereIam,mommy.儿子感觉怎公样Oh,hey,baby.Howsmyboy?我好想你啊Imissedyousomuch.有没有觉得好点儿啦Areyoufeelingbetter?好多了凯瑟琳给我做了汤Yeah.Katherinemademesoup给我讲了个故事andreadmeastory还教了我玩儿21点andshowedmehowtoplayBlackjack.要记得什么啊Whatareyougonnaremember?有一对A就加倍下注Alwaysdoubledo

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11、able.谢谢你邀请我们过来Thankyouforhavingusover.能成为你们新家的第一批客人Wearesohonored我们深感荣幸tobethefirstguestsinyournewhome.你们的新房♥子真是太棒了真难以相信Yourstunningnewhome.Icantbelievethis.我的第一个家可不怎么样ThethemeofmyfirstplacewasearlyAmericanbeanbag.都是安德鲁Well,itsallAndrew.他才是那个有品位的人He,stheonewiththetaste.Please.他迟到了Uh,hesrunnin

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15、ikealotofmoneytothem.天哪这是不是96年份的拉图尔Mygod!Isthisa.,96Iatour?我知道安德鲁/一次菊萄酒拍卖♥♥会上买♥♥了一箱Iknow.Andrewboughtacaseofitatawineauction为庆祝他的大加薪tocelebratethathugeraise.你只要喝上几杯这酒Onceyouvehadafewglassesofthis,今晚的事儿就都不记得啦yourenotgoingtorememberthiseveningatall.等着瞧吧Wellsee.天哪没有孩子的晚餐Boy,

16、dinnerwithoutthekids.吃饭时没被通心粉砸这可真棒It,snicetoeatwithouthavingmacaronithrownatyou.是的Yes.我们真得好好地Well,we,uh,wereallywantedtofindaway谢谢你们俩谢什么tothankyouboth.Thankusforwhat?挽救了我们的婚姻Savingourmarriage.拜托这是我们的荣幸我们是怎么帮你们的来着Please.Itwasourpleasure.Howdidwedothatagain?布莱德利一直夜以继Fl地忙工作Well,Bradleyhadbeenworkingaro

17、undtheclock,我觉得自己被忽视randIwasfeelingneglected.但是他有了卡洛斯帮忙后就完全不同了ButthingsaredifferentnowthathehasCarlos.我们从没如此亲密过Wehaveneverfeltcloser.加布我知道最近我全靠卡洛斯了And,Gaby,IknowvebeenrelyingonCarlosalot.希望没有给你造成困扰他总是在外工作I-Ihopeitsnotaproblem,hisbeingawayfromhomesomuch.只要他拿回奖金支票Oh,llbemorewillingtoforgive我很愿意谅解的唯一一个

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23、们俩在甜蜜的约会中Andyoutwo.You,reonahotdate,okay?好了Allright.有人了快笑开心地笑Hey,look!There,ssomebody!1.augh!Haveagreattime.太棒了就那样儿Awesome.Justlikethat.Okay.尽管我很喜欢汤姆斯加沃剧院AsmuchasIloveTommyScavo,simprovtheater,我们还得面对现实经济衰退了Weneedtofacesomefactshere.It,saslump.能挺过去的我们以前成功过的We.we.we.wellrideitout.We,vedoneitbefore.不是衰

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28、stliveitup.我不知道哎1dontknowaboutthat.我还有好多事要做呢vegotalotofstuffIneedtodo.得了Oh,comeon.宽大蓬松的睡袍长时间的按♥摩♥Bigfluffyrobes,longmassages.你听到了吗Doyouhearthat?这嗡嗡声Thatbuzzing.不我什么也没听到Uh.no,Idonthearanything.也许是嘘嘘Oh,maybeit.,its.shh!Shh!我听到在这上面1hearitupheresometimes.到底是什么啊Whatthehellisit?知道吗Hey,youkno

29、wwhat?我有点喜欢这酒店的提议Ikindoflikethathotelidea.真的吗Really?是啊你是对的生命如此短暂Yeah.Youwereright.1.ifeisbrief.你干吗不打给旅行社问问有什么可以参加的Whydontyougocallthetravelagentandseewhatsavailable?你知道你让步时还挺性感的哦Youknow,yourekindasexywhenyoubuckle.我现在就打电♥话♥mgonnacallrightnow.海勒医生听着我收到你的上条消息了Dr.Heller?1.isten,Igotyourla

30、testtext,可你知道已经好儿周了butyouknow,itsbeenafewweeksnow,你走了这么久人们都要抓狂了andpeoplearefreakingoutaboutyoubeinggonesolong.15号♥有个员大会Sonowthere,sastaffmeetingonthe15th,要是你还没回来我就必须andifyou,renotbackbythen,mjustgonna告诉大家我不知道你的去向了havetotellpeoplethatIdontknowwhereyouare.所以你能给我打给电♥话♥吗Sowillyouple

31、asejustcallme?嘿麦克你怎久样Hey,Mike.Howsitgoing?目前为止我已经弄坏Well,sofar,vebrokenoff三个这种愚蠢的塑料喷头rthreeofthesestupidplasticsprinklerheads.除了这个我挺好Butotherthanthat,mgreat.好吧听着我过来是想问Well,good.1.ook,Iwascomingovertoask,你跟凯瑟琳觉得出去野营怎么样whatwouldyouandKatherinethinkaboutgoingcamping?伙计我超爱野营什么时候去啊Oh,man,Ilovecamping.When

32、?我15号♥以后就很忙了Well,myschedulegetsbusyonthe15th,所以必须安排在那之前soitwouldhavetobebeforethen.我不知道这周末行吗我肯定没问题Idontknow,thisweekend?Oh,mdefinitelyupforit.我不知道凯瑟琳行不行Uh,mnotsureifKatherinewillbe.要是她不去伊迪也不会去的Well,ifshedoesntgo,thenEdiewontgo,and.好吧我想要是凯瑟琳知道还有女孩要去Well,IguessifKatherineknowsanothergirlscoming

33、,我能说服她去的很好maybeIcanconvinceher.Good.告诉她男人会把所有粗活儿都干了Tellherthemenfolkwilldoallthehardwork.升火挖厕坑Buildthefires,digthelatrines.在我们到营地前Hey,Iwouldntmentionthat,uh,latrinepart我不会说起那个厕坑的部分的untilwe,reactuallyatthecampsite.说的好Thatsagoodpoint.我把我的装备今晚找出来一定会很有趣的ll,uh,digmygearouttonight.Itsgonnabefun.是啊Yeah.一定会

34、很有趣的Thisisgonnabefun.天哪这笔真漂亮My,thatsabeautifulpen.它是万宝龙的吗Isitamontblanc?是啊我一直想要一支Uh,yeah.Yeah,vealwayswantedone.Ah.我想你升职后能买♥♥的起了Well,Iguessyoucanafforditnowwithyournewraise.你听说吗我当然听说了Oh,youheardaboutthat?Isuredid.商会刚打来电♥话♥Well,thechamberofcommercejustcalled.说他们在客人名单上加进去40

35、个人Theyveadded40peopletotheirguestlist.妈的我以为就100个人呢Damnit.Ionlyplannedforahundred.我们需要桌子放轻松他们总是搞这种烂事出来W-We,regonnaneedtables.Relax.Theyalwayspullthiscrap.我去打给租赁公♥司♥SoIcalledtherentalcompany让他们多装些在卡车里我们没问题的andhademputafewextrasonthetruck.Wellbefine.谢天谢地可你知道吗Oh,thankgod.Butyouknowwhat?我们该

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37、ywithyou.这与你无关It,snoneofyourbusiness.你是对的与我无关Youreright.Itsnot.那到底是多少呢So.howmuch?安德鲁搬进了新家Andrewmovedintoanewhome.我当然要给他加生活费了Isimplygavehimacostoflivingincrease.给一个用银质笔喝稀有法国红酒Thecostoflivinginahome加家庭生活费吗withsilverpensandrareFrenchwines?亲爱的请别这么说Honey,pleasedontdothis.他赚的比我多吗Oh,mygod.Ishemakingmoretha

38、nme?奥森别说了Orson,dropit.我不会告诉你安德鲁赚多少钱的IamnottellingyouhowmuchAndrewmakes.很乐意向您提供有关信息先生dbehappytogiveyouthatinformation,sir.您是她的账户持有人吗AmIspeakingtotheaccountholder?不我是她的合伙人No,mher.Businesspartner.好的账号♥多少Verywell.Accountnumber?有85973Yes.Um,8-5-9-7-3.开户名Nameontheaccount?布里范德坎普怀旧料理VanDeKampsold-fas

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40、atsnotit.淘淘Fido?不是No.点点小野Spot?Rover?手套Mittens?先生很抱歉Sorry,sir.玛玛杜克Uh,marmaduke.大黄Oldyeller.如果没有密♥码♥我就无法透露任何信息Icannotgiveoutanyinformation很明显你不知道密♥码♥withoutthepassword,whichyouobviouslydontknow.换个问题问我Thenaskmeadifferentquestion.比如她生日或者社会保险号♥码Howaboutherdateofbirth?He

41、rsocialsecuritynumber?再见先生Good-bye,sir.你知道她头发真正的颜色吗Howaboutherrealhaircolor?相信我不是你知道的那个颜色Trustme,itsnotwhatyouthinkitis.你们要是饿了还得多等一会儿Ifyou,relookingtogetfed,itsgonnabeawhile.不是饿是爸爸说要开家庭会议No,dadcalledafamilymeeting.是妈妈他说要谈谈餐馆的事Yeah,mom,hesaiditsabouttherestaurant.天哪我知道他要说什么Oh,boy.IthinkIknowwhatthisi

42、sabout.孩子们听我说1.isten,kids,餐馆最近经营不太好thingshavebeentoughdownattherestaurant,我猜你们爸爸终于决定要卖♥♥掉它了andIthinkyourdadhasfinallydecidedtosellit.Wow.我也很难过Iknow.他还好吗Ishegonnabeokay?我不知道所以我们一定要支持他1dontknow.Thatswhyweallhavetobereallysupportive.你们同意吗Areyouwithme?大家好Hey,guys.很好大家都在Good.Youreallhere.我爱

43、你爸爸Iloveyou,daddy.说早了Notyet.是这样我想跟大家说说咱们的披萨餐馆So.Iwantedtotalktoyouallaboutourpizzeria.记住我们百分之百支持你Justknowwere100%behindyou.那最好了Thatmeansalot,这段日子我过得很不容易,causethiswasareallyroughdayforme.我不得不遣散所有的伙计Ihadtoletallouremployeesgo.所以从明天开始Sostartingtomorrow.孩子们你们来当新服务生Youkidsaremynewwaitstaff.汤姆你这是说什么呢Tom,w

44、hatthehellareyoutalkingabout?我都想好了白天就咱们俩Igotitallworkedout.Youand1willhandlethedays,等放学和周末孩子们就来帮咱俩andthekidswilljoinusafterschoolandontheweekends.虽然会被你认为娇气我还是要说我不去Um,attheriskofsoundingspoiled.no.来吧肯定超级棒我们会喜欢一起工作的Comeon!Itllbefantastic.We,llloveworkingtogether.谁说的我们甚至都不愿意住在一起Why?Wedon,tevenlikelivingtogether.想想工资是我们最大一项支出1.ook,laborisournumberonecost.如果我们不用花钱雇人就又可以盈利了Ifwecaneliminateit,wellstartmakingaprofitagain.不是吧你连工资都不给我们发What,you,renotevengonnapayus?我才9岁打工合法吗m9!Isthatevenlegal?挺合法的吧Ithinkso.不过为了安全起见我们就说你15岁了生日快乐Butjusttobesafe,yourenow15.Happybirthday!妈妈你管管他啊.Mom,pl