TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、ash!怎么回事Whatshappening?外面出事了Theresbeenanaccident!快去瞅瞅Ooh,letsgogawk!马姬你竟然用充电线当做睡袍的腰带吗Marge,areyouusingachargercordasarobebelt?是啊我的腰带不见了Uh,well,Ilostmybelt正好巴仔的电♥话&hearts他不见了就andBartlostthisphone,so.你袖子上是什公东西Whatsthatmarkonyoursleeve?我平时当隔热手套用来着Iuseditasanovenmitt.我儿子每个圣诞节都给我买♥♥件

3、新睡袍MyMilhousebuysmeanewrobeeveryChristmas.小拉用牙仙钱给我买♥♥的RalphieboughtmethisChenillebeauty这件雪尼尔毛绒睡袍withhistoothfairymoney.孩子们给买♥♥的唾袍你一件也看不上吗Dontyoulikeanyoftherobesyourkidsboughtyou?他们没给我买♥♥过啊Theyveneverboughtmearobe.送妈妈最经典的礼物-他妈的不可思议Thequintessentialmomgift!-U

4、n-frigging-believable.我的孩子送我手工自♥制♥礼物Mykidsgivemehomemadegifts,比如手作火鸡likehandturkeys还有通心粉做的andmacaroni-covered.玩意儿stuff.听起来都是些手工课剩卜来的垃圾Soundsliketheyrejustgivingyoutheirartclasscrap.摸摸看Feelthis.我很喜欢他们送的又贴心又艺术的Ilikethethoughtful,artisticgiftsmykids.我的天这手感Oh,myGod,thatsplush!我的睡袍挺好的Myrobe

5、isfine.就是有一些地方糟了而已It,sjustalittleworninspots.是啊后背上一整条呢Uh,onebigspotintheback.我去就剩屁♥股♥没事Aah!Thetopofmycrack!来快来Oh!Here!Comehere!孔明灯运输公&hearts词♥真神奇Itsmagical.但闻着一股烧拖鞋味儿Butitsmellslikeburningflip-flops.我的拖鞋Ow!Myflip-flops!小心地上有活的电线Careful!Livewireontheground!谢谢你侯默Whoa.Thankyou,Home

6、r.你真讲究Aw,youdaman.你们听见吗Didyouhearthat?柯克说我讲究KirksaidIwasdaman.虽然他语气听起来有点二但还是Imean,itsoundedstupid,thewayhesaidit,butstill.如果你想让大家都觉得你讲究的话Well,uh,ifyouwanttobeDamanForeverybody,那就去危言者上发布一篇警示youshouldpostawarningaboutthatlivewireonAlarmist是个提醒本地邻居危险的程序Itsthisappthatalertsneighborstolocaldangers.这就下载一个

7、Downloadingnow.危言者把危险录F来然后上传Youfilmdangerousstuffandpostit.比如车祸Youknow,trafficaccidents,白天出没的夜行动物nighttimeanimalsoutduringtheday.大家好这里是侯默辛普森Uh,hello.ThisisHomerSimpson.用户名Username,uh.老辛thesimp.常青台这里有活的电线TheresalivewiresparkingonEvergreenTerrace.被电击几率Riskofelectrocution,百分之一千1,000%.百分之一千Athousandperc

8、ent?那我孩子没法玩这根电线rMybabycouldveplayedwiththatwire!虽然还在我肚子里但马上就要出来了Heaintborn,buthe,s,bouttobe.恭喜你现在是危言者军队的一员了Congratulations,you,renowpartoftheAlarmyArmy.我都快看不清我的用户名了Hey,Icanbarelyreadmynamewithoutmycheaters.我怎么能像这些人一样弄成大字体呢HowdoIgetabiggerfontliketheseguys?危言者军队那些是软件上的置顶警告Um,thosearethetopalarmersont

9、heapp.想要你的名字起码能被看得见吗Youwantyournameinareadablefontsize?你最好学会如何散播恐惧Youbetterlearnhowtospreadfear.我会做的我会跻身于这个榜单lldoit.llgettothetopofthisleaderboard即便这是我做过最没意义的事情ifitsthemostuselessthingIeverdo!巴仔我们得聊聊妈妈的生日礼物Bart,weneedtotalkaboutmomsbirthdaypresent.说话这会儿正在收尾Finishingitaswespeak.感恩节生日快乐妈妈差不多是时候弃用意面艺术流

10、派了Uh,itmightbetimetoretirethepastaartgenre.什么在我重要的吸管面阶段吗What?Inmyvitalbucatiniphase?你听到那些长舌妇怎么评论我们的礼物了Youheardwhatthosejudgywomensaidaboutourpresents.今年我们得给妈妈买♥♥一份礼物Weneedtobuymomapresentthisyear.我们怎么搞钱Wherearewegonnagetmoney?奥拓不再付钱买♥♥干净的尿液了Ottostoppedpayingforcleanurine.

11、弗兰德斯先生很大方Hmm.Mr.Flandersisgenerous.我卖♥♥给他过很多杂♥志♥订阅vesoldhimsomanymagazinesubscriptions.为什么还订猫咪时尚啊WhyCatFancy?他的猫一点都不时尚Hiscatisn,teventhatfancy.弗兰老兄我们IE试着给妈妈的Yo,Flan-man.We,retryingtomakesomescratch生日礼物筹点款forourmomsbirthdaygift.你需不需要我们帮忙打理卫生Youneedanyhelpcleaningthismessup

12、?抱歉我一直修剪草坪的Sorry.Ialwayskeepmygrasstrimmed.你也知道老话怎么说Youknowtheoldsaying.草坪就是房♥子的胡须Thelawnisthemustacheofthehouse.1懂了Aw,wegetit.我们只是想着妈妈值得些好东西WejustthoughtMomdeservedsomethingnice.可是你不这么想Butifyoudontthinkso,也没事啦mm,thatscool.慢着慢着Now,well,holdon!如果你清理人行道上的那两片叶子ICuh,youcleanthosetwoleavesonmyside

13、walkup,我就给你Illgiveyou.四十四刀$44.两片都要清理吗Bothleaves?很疼-成交Owl-Deal.靶心我们的标志看着像友商这家店什么都有Thisstorehaseverything.雪天轮胎烟火小猫步♥枪♥大提琴这会让妈妈感觉舒服有爱ThiswillmakeMomfeelcozyandloved.高档居家服而且还能堵上长舌妇们的叽叽歪歪Anditllputasockintheyapsofthosegossipyhens.我准备忽略你这有问题的形容词mgonnaignoretheproblematicHens因为我支持这种情绪becauseI

14、supportthesentiment.菜鸟侦探间谍装备那是玩具吗Isitatoy?是的但那也是Yes.Butit,salso.装备gear.里面有一只笔其实是录音器Itsgotapenthatsactuallyataperecorder,一部监听设备能让你从千里之外aneavesdroppingdevicethatletsyouhearconversations听到对话frommilesaway.当你陷入困境时Andwhenyougetinatightspot,可以吞服酸味的氧化物软糖胶囊sourgummycyanidecapsules!这能改变一切Thiscouldchangeeveryt

15、hing.内心深处我知道我才是二货Deepdown,Iknowmthedingus!把午饭钱给我Givemeyourlunchmoney不然整个操场都听到你哭兮兮orthewholeplaygroundhearsyoublubber.你也是领结佬You,too,bowtie.监听设备可以超有用Theeavesdroppercouldbesouseful.好了酷女孩会议正式开始Okay,themeetingoftheCoolGirlshasbeencalledtoorder.已经决定最新酷风向是It,sbeendecidedthatthenewcoolthing在温暖的天气戴御寒耳罩istowe

16、arearmuffsinwarmweather,所以不要告诉任何sodonttellanyrandos.大伙们好啊Hey,guys!丽莎也变酷了NowLisascool,too!我们什么也做不了Andtheresnothingwecandoaboutit!妙Yes.哭吧雪莉哭吧Cry,Sherri,cry.好吧我大声说说想法Okay,justthinkingoutloud.这个装备跟睡袍是一样价格thiskitisthesamepriceastherobe.你是在说Areyousuggesting我们应该-你知道我是的thatwe.-YouknowIam!求求你答应吧丽沙Sayyes.Come

17、on,Lis.咱俩都同意这事才能成Ineedtwokeystolaunchthismissile.妈妈其实没有收礼物的习惯Momhasneverreallybeenagiftperson.确实妈妈更喜欢拥抱True.Shesmoreintostufflikehugs她喜欢看到我们开心andseeingushappy!但我们不能只给自己买♥♥间谍套件却没妈妈的份ButWecan,tjustbuyaspykitforusandnothingformom.巴仔Bart?收银台巴仔我们不能这样Bart,wecantdothis.需要申请靶心信♥用&hearts

18、;卡♥吗WouldyouliketoapplyforaBullseyecreditcard?我刚八岁meight.你是不够条件但如果你申请的话Yeah,youwontgetit.Butifyouapply,会送你一个靶心牌烫衣板布套yougetafreeBullseyeironingboardcover.我们既能买♥♥间谍套件Wecouldbuythespykit又能送妈妈熨衣板布套andgiveMomtheironingboardcover!就像送她个新熨衣板一样Thatslikegivingherawholenewironingboard!给我也申

19、请一下Givemeanapplication!我们能送她两块熨衣板布套Wellgivehertwoironingboardcovers!*祝你生日快乐*Happybirthdaytoyou!*先拆我的礼物Uh,openmypresentfirst.我着急上街Igottohitthestreets.居民等着我发出提醒呢Ihavecitizenstoalarm.又一个幸运手链挂件Anothercharmformycharmbracelet!那条项链真是我最明智的投资Thatbraceletwasthesmartestinvestmentever.祝妈妈/马姬生日快乐无论什么场合Nomatterwh

20、attheoccasion,我都能送出你需要的礼物Ialwaysknowwhatyouneed.另一个挂件anothercharm.你真懂我Youknowmesowell.毕竟这么多年了嘛Ibetterafterhowevermanyyears.下一个拆我的Openminenext!一块熨衣板布套Oh.Anironingboardcover.是啊因为你得熨衣服YeahJcause,youknow,youiron.我当然得了Isuredo.拆我的在靶心牌塑料袋里Openmine.ItsintheBullseyebag!多巧妙的包装啊Hmm.Suchcleverwrapping.又一块熨衣板布套A

21、h,itsanotherironingboardcover.你会给Whatdoyougetforthewoman只有一块熨衣板布套的女人买♥♥什么呢whohasonlyoneironingboardcover?谢谢你们俩Thankyou.Bothofyou.我很喜欢Ilovethem.我得上街了Igottohittheroad.我再提醒人们三件事IfIfindjustthreemorethingstowarnpeopleabout,排名就能超过警戒盖尔和llmoveaheadofCautionaryGaleandCryWolfcastle哭泣狼堡ontheleade

22、rboard.我们帮忙打扫We11helpcleanup!住手我来做No!lldoit.你们已经为我做了这么多Youguyshave.donesomuchforme.喜欢你的礼物吗Enjoyingyourpresent,huh?别整天用着它不放哦Dontplaywithitallday!很快我们就会知道是谁打碎了这个花.Wellknowsoonenoughwhobrokethisva.黄麻雀我是弹弓YellowSparrow,thisisSlingshot.准备面谈Prepareforface-to-facediscussion.收到已准备好Rogerthat.Faceisprepared.间

23、谍套件太棒了Thisspykitisgreat!房♥子里的秘密都被揭露无遗Allthesecretsofthishousearebeinglaidbare.而且妈妈超爱她的礼物AndMomlovesherpresent.嘀咕个不停Shecantstopmutteringaboutit.尽在掌握完毕Werule.Over.收到完毕Rogerthat.Over.求你了我痒止痒炉甘石药剂吵闹商场附近的不雅广&hearts浩♥牌InappropriatebillboardnearNoiselandArcade.堕落不堪Guaranteeddangerofcorruption

24、.别让你家孩子来这Keepchildrenaway!老辛多谢提醒我们这些粗俗的双关语Thanksforwarningusaboutthevulgarwordplay,Simp!求你了我痒”Itch,please.等等我懂了Wait,Igetit!“痒”谐音”雄ItchRhymeswithBi.”妈妈讨厌这个词相信我Uh,Momhatesthatword.Trustme.再发一条我就到前五了Onemorepostandllbetopfive.侯默Homer.宗教狂热分子在路上乱跑Religiousfanaticrunningthroughtown.很可能正从谋杀现场逃离Possiblyfromm

25、urderscene.大家不要出门Avoidoutdoors.我做到了宗教疯子Ididit.-Fanatic!我排第五了mnumberfive!我比所有人都牛逼mbetterthaneveryone!你的名字不是付教授YournameisnotFrink.你叫”付教授的怪物”知道了吗YouareFrinksmonster/Yousee?付教授伤心心Frinksad.不对应该是”付教授的怪物”伤心心No,Frinksmonsterissad!怎么就教不会呢Whatiswrongwithyou?!你们中的一只老鼠一直在啃我的粉笔Allright,oneofyouseratshasbeeneatin

26、gpoolchalk染得到处都是白粉andleavingchalkypelletsallovertheplace.别别大眼瞪小眼No,no,dontlookateachother!看着我嘿斯蒂夫1.ookatme!Hey!Steve!你好马姬Oh,hey,Marge.嗨内德-是妈妈Hi,Ned.-Ooh,thatsMom!昨天的聚会太赞了Whatapartyyesterday.我通常都不喝加冰水的Idontusuallytakemywaterontherocks.害得我整晚头嗡嗡响Iwasbuzzingallnight.是啊.是很好玩Yeah.Itwas.fun.我不是有意戳到你的伤心事的Wh

27、oa.Ididntmeantobringonapeeper-puddle.怎么了Whatswrong?太蠢了.说出来都不好意思It,ssilly.I-membarrassed我为区区一件生日礼物这么伤心thatmyfeelingswerehurtbyastupidbirthdaygift.别这样没什么不好意思的Oh,no,feelingsaren,tstupid.情感这东西只是邪恶并不愚蠢Someofthemareevil,buttheyrenotstupid.只是在一年一度的生日Itsjust.onmyoneday,我都被大家忽视了mbarelyanafterthought.他们仿佛没把我当

28、做一个真实的人来对待Itsliketheydontthinkofmeasaperson.我不明白她为什么这么伤心1dontgetit.Whyisshesosad?巴仔她感觉被大家忽视了Bart,she,sfeelingunseen.怎么可能我没法忽视她What?Ialwaysseeher.她占了我手♥机♥里的三个联♥系♥人Shesinmyphonecontactsthreetimes.妈妈妈咪和三明治underMom,MommyAndSandwich.她做了太多我们认为理所当然的事情Shedoessomanythingsthatwetak

29、eforgranted.想象一下如果她也糊弄我们的生HImaginehowwewouldfeelifshe.我们会怎么想half-tushiedourbirthdays.什么嘛我不觉得这有什么What?dbefineifsheonly.我们糟透了完毕Wesuck.Over.收到完毕Rogerthat.Over.从今天早上开始Asofthismorning,我上了危言者排行榜第一IamnumberoneontheleaderboardoftheAlarmistapp.快看1.ookatthat!什么坏掉的洒水器What?Thebrokensprinkler?我们需要警告市民Weneedtowar

30、npeople!它可能会导致地面坍塌Itcouldcauseasinkhole或者造成机械设备故障oractivateaGremlin!这里是你的头号♥警报博主ThisisyournumberoneAlarmy警告大家洒水器的水正涌向.withawarningthatageyserofwaterispouringonto.一个睨称叫银弹的人已经报告了.Hey!SomeonenamedSilverBulletalreadyreporteda.公园里的垂直海啸verticaltsunamiatthepark.这标题取得不错Whoa!That,sgoodmongering.我被抢先了I

31、gotscooped?银弹现在是警报榜第一SilverBulletisnowAlarmynumberone.什么这家伙是谁What?!Whoisthisguy?你手指太肥了速度敌不了我银弹ThosefatfingersaretooslowfortheSilverBullet!银弹你活不久的SilverBUllet,yourdaysarenumbered!说点医生没告诉过我的消息Tellmesomethingmydoctorhasnt.你闻起来像个老太太Yousmelllikeoldlady.你也是Sodoyou.我闻起来像很多东西Ismelllikealotofthings.我们得给妈妈买&h

32、earts;♥个新礼物WehavetogetMomanewpresent.关于妈妈的一切一件有意义的东西Somethingmeaningful.所以让我们先列一个关于妈妈的一切的清单So,letsmakealistofeverythingweknowaboutMom.好主意Yes.Greatidea.她的全名实际上是玛格丽特HerfirstnameisactuallyMargaret.很好写下来Good.Writethatdown.全名马格丽特有了她喜欢听我的爵士演奏会Ooh,Iknow.Shelovescomingtomyjazzrecitals.不她不喜欢Uh,no,shed

33、oesnt.她喜欢的是藏在那里的人物杂&hearts洁♥ShehidesacopyofPeoplemagazineintheprogram.怎久这么难Whyisthissohard?我们应该了解生养我们的人的Weshouldknowthewomanwhogavebirthtous.也许她不可知Maybeshe,sunknowable.我们送她间谍工具Whatifwejustgiveherthespykit和余生的床上早餐怎么样andbreakfastinbedfortherestofherlife?或许你知道妈妈那个Or,youknowthattrunk装旧物的箱子吗whereM

34、omkeepsallhermemoriesandstuff?我们川间谍工具撬开怎么样Whatifweusethespykittobreakintoit?观迎光临暗黑世界Ooh,welcometothedarkside.外星人入侵补给马姬时光机找到了Hereweare.我甚至都不敢说这个撬锁工具Idontknowiftheselock-pickingtools会有用areevengoingtowork.毕竟这只是个玩具Imean,thisisjustatoy.马姬时光机那我要小心点吃那些富化物胶囊了Oh.NowImconcernedaboutthosegummycyanidecapsules.妈

35、妈的出生证明Momsbirthannouncement.她叫马娇丽不叫马格丽特Oh,hernameisMarjorie,notMargaret.我们正式对妈妈一无所知了Weofficiallyknownothingabouther.马姬和皮蒂妈妈有只叫皮蒂的鹦鹉MomhadaparrotnamedPetey?他们是最亲密的朋友Oh,theywerebestfriends,像我和圣诞老人小福星一样likemeandSantaslittlehelper.现在不行忙着呢Notnow,boy.Busy.看这张1.ookatthisone.艺术汽修服务北汤斯堡妈妈的家长把皮蒂送走了Oh,Momspare

36、ntsmustvegivenPeteyaway.我们了解她一点了Hey,wejustlearnedsomethingabouther.外婆是坏蛋Grandmawasajerk-ass.等等鹦鹉能活80年呢Wait.Parrotslivefor,like,80years.说不定我们能找到皮蒂MaybewecouldfindPetey,andthenreuniteMom让妈妈和她很能活的朋友重聚withherlong-lostfriend.那妈妈就找回她Thatwouldbelikegettingherarobe会说话的贴心小棉袄了thattellsyouitwantscrackers.Polly

37、wantsacracker美国小学生一年级教材里的梗我们去哪找她Howdowefindthislady?我们得去北汤斯堡Well,weneedtogotoNorthTownsburg.艺术汽修服务北汤斯堡那地方破得要死0h,thatplaceissketchy.苗浩斯的爸爸以前在那的毒诊所转招牌Milhousesdadwasasignspinnerforamethclinicthere.不过为了麦格丽出发Butletsdoit,forMar-ge-dy!是马娇丽Marjorie.都一样Whatever.春田客运站开往北汤斯堡天呢三小时的路程0h,Townsburgisthreehoursawa

38、y?!烦死了我要踢死前座Fine.lljustkicktheseatinfrontofme踢到这个破螺钉掉了为止untilthatlittlescrewfallsout.太无理了Thatissorude.你得离螺钉近一点像这样Well,youhavetogetclosertothescrew,likethis.倒霉Great.烈酒店烈酒加大♥麻♥店烈酒加大♥麻♥加报税店好压抑的地方Oh,thisplaceisdepressing.这是尼古拉斯凯奇疯r的地方吗IsntthatthecornerwhereNicCagewentcrazy?是雕

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40、hisKristacharacter?这条街的所有工艺品店都是她的Well,sheownsthecraftstoredowntheblock.她也卖♥♥酒卖♥♥大♥麻♥Shealsosellsliquorandweed.我们走你别出镇1.etsgo.Dontleavetown.但是我侄女明天就要结婚了Butmyniece,sweddingistomorrow.我说了别出镇Isaiddontleavetown.好吧喂雪儿是我文斯我去不了了Fine.Hey,Shirl,it,sVince.Icantmakeit.不

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