Extraordinary《珍的不一样（2023）》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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10、itwasinHollywoodandbreathed不在我上面就在我下面要么就我被捅过dbeunderit,overitandinsideit.用手指捅啦亲爱的Fingering,darling.听着你可以假装摔倒Now,listenhere,pretendtofallover.顺势抓住他老二保持平衡Oops.Andgrabontohisjohnsonforsupport哦不我好像忘记戴胸罩了Oh,no.Iseemtohaveforgottenmybrassiere.你帮我托一下好吗Holdtheseforme,wouldya?要是不知道手往哪儿放Ifyoudontknowwhattodow

11、ithyourhands,就这样放两边然后摇着你的屁屁justputthemoutlikethisandshakeyourtushy.永远装作在倾听即便你没有Alwayslooklikeyourelistening,evenwhenyourenot.对他的每一句话发笑即便不好笑1.aughateverythingtheysay,evenifitaintfunny.假装自己不识字让他们给你读菜单Pretendyoureilliterateandgetthemtoreadthemenutoyou.男人喜欢策女人Menloveadum-dum.这杯马提尼是啥时候出现的Uh-Whendidwemake

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14、.外表或许会很吓人Orwouldtheybeinsomethingscary-looking?无意冒犯你的潜意识没那么微妙通常会有个指示牌Nooffence,yoursubconsciousisntsubtle.Theresusuallyasign.好吧Okay.我好像找到了IthinkIfoundit.从此之后我每次坐船都要带上避孕套Andthatiswhyyounevergoonarivercruisewithoutyourdiaphragm.什公瞧啊Why,lookm-我又年轻又漂亮myoungandbeautiful.哦谢谢你我Oh,uh,thankyou.I-如此光滑而紧致Sosmo

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17、kedSnakeinthebum因为这根本我得给你留点作业becausethatsnotatallmgoingtogiveyousomehomework.你下周来见我之前Beforeyoucomeintoseemenextweek,告诉你生命中的某人你爱他Iwantyoutotellonepersoninyourlifeyoulovethem.不能加任何限制条件削弱它的威力Iwantyoutosayitwithoutqualification,withoutminimisingit,更不能用开玩笑的口吻withoutturningitintoajoke.这会让我们离你的超能力更进一步Itcou

18、ldbringusclosertoyourpower.你能做到吗Canyoudothatforme?当然简单得很Course.Easy好吧Okay.好的好的上Okay.Okay,justdoit.我得跟你说点事同时保持眼神交流Ineedtotellyousomethingwhilemaintainingeyecontact.所以你千万别想眨眼sodonteventhinkaboutblinking.我1-你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?人在万圣节是可以换装的对吧PeoplegettobeotherthingsonHalloween,right?是的-所以我想扮成猫Yes.-So,Im

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23、宝贝Whydontyoucomeoninhereandhelpmewipe,bigboy?呃Uh,gee.这个你应该自己做得来1feellikeyoucandothatyourself.该死我技艺生疏了啊Dammit.mOutofpractice.滚出去Getout!不可能我要吮吸生命的乳汁Never!Iwannasucklefromtheteatoflife!我要留在这个身体中亲爱的Iwantthisbody,darling.-我想要什么都能得到AndIalwaysgetwhatIwant.凯莉你还好吗Carrie?Areyouokay?你是不是贴了张除毛贴不敢撕下来Didyousticko

24、nawaxstripandgettooscaredtopullitoff?我是达利娅达利娅mDahlia.mDahlia.我是凯莉我是凯莉凯莉mCarrie.mCarrie.mCarrie.凯莉Carrie?凯莉Carrie?你好帅哥Hello,handsome.让我们来场邪恶的狂欢J,LetshaveaSatanicorgyJ在夜半的森林中JDeepintheforestInthedeadofnightJ,唯一的光亮只有满月J,ThefullmoonistheonlylightJ我们的身体开始摇摆JRoundamagiccircleOurbodiesstarttosway漂亮的女巫全都出来玩

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26、whatareyoudoing?别别别等等No,no,no!WaitWait.这人不是凯莉 ThatsnotCarrie.天啊Oh,God.-还有两个果然如此Twoofyou.Thatsmorelikeit.邪恶三角借用法国人的说法Thedevilstriangle.WhatisittheFrenchsay?:人注欢Thefuckatrois?什么呀这是谁What?Thenwhoisit?某个老演员-他说我老看看我Someoldactress.-Old,hesays?Lookatme.我年轻又轻盈myoungandlithe.凯莉别胡闹了从里面出来Carriefstopfuckingaroun

27、d!Snapoutofit!凯莉已经不见了小红毛今后叫我达莉亚Carriesgone,red.It,sDahliafromnowon.用你的舌头好好练习Practicethatwithyourtongue.琼克劳馥滚出这具身体这不是你的Hey.JoanCrawford.Fuckoffoutofthatbody.Itsnotyours.就不滚Makeme.咱们怎么办-驱魔Weredoinganexorcism.长发漆黑如夜JGothairasblackasnightJ*短裙包裹秀腿JGotaskirtthatsa-oohsotightJ她撩拨我心弦JmtellinyouvegotanitchJ她

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32、ds,五个死于跌落楼梯andfiveofthemdiedfallingdownthestairs.你知道那可能是-第六个用一把弩Well,youknowthatsAndthesixthoneshothimself从背后自杀了inthebackwithacrossbow.-我需要你帮忙Ineedyourhelphere.凯莉需要你帮忙Carrieneedsyourhelp.-也许凯莉可以与她共享身体.maybeCarriecanjustsharewiththislady.凯莉周一三五用身体剩下归她Okay,WegetCarrieMonday,Wednesday,Friday,andshecant

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34、ouldntlikeit.但我喜欢啊我喜欢这具身体WhataboutwhatIlike,hmm?Ilikethisbody.喜欢活着Ilikebeingalive.所以不想让你撒豆子驱魔行吗So,wecanthaveyouspillingthebeansonme,canwe?不要No.你不会在哭吧Areyoucrying?我带我宝贝去看恐怖节目JItookmybabytoahorrorshowJ那是她唯一爱看的节目J*That,stheonlyplaceshewantstogoJ她觉得德古拉无比神圣JShethinksthatDraculaissodivineJ她觉得科学怪人无比迷人JAnds

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36、lity.我那天把我侄子摔地上了头朝地Idroppedmynephewonhisheadtheotherday,没人看见我也没告诉谁noonesaw,andIjustdidnttellanybody.反正不归我♥操♥心Notmyproblem.开始吧Right.雷金那德又逃出笼子了Reginaldsescapedfromhiscageagain.他怎么总这样Howdoeshekeepdoingthat?雷金那德Reginald?雷金那德Reginald?你不可能走回尼加拉瓜的小雷子你试过了YoucantwalkbacktoNicaragua,Reggie.Weveb

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39、么呀Whatareyoutalkingabout?你的那条语♥音♥留言吓坏我了Thatwasaveryworryingvoicemailyouleft.用了那个L开头的单词UsingtheLwordlikethat.因为这你觉得我要死了不是吗So,youthoughtIwasdying?-Well,arentyou?根本不是我没想死我只是想要说爱你NO,Imnotdying!Iwasjust-1wastryingtobenice.天千万别那么做了我换了三趟公交赶到Well,donteverdothatagain!Ihadtotakethreebusestogethe

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