SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendropont

2、hedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝现在播出的是派斯精选Andnowit,stimeforPatchy,sPick派斯精选主持人是海绵宝宝的头号♥粉丝hostedbySpongeBob1Snumberonefan海盗派斯PatchythePirate你们好粉丝同伴们Ahoy,fellowfanatics欢迎收看派斯精选WelcometoPatchysPick要不你们来厨房♥吧Whydontyoucomeonbacktothegalley?我今

3、天在给你们整点消遣的mcookinguparealtreatforyoutoday骗上贼船我们要来看我最爱的节目骗上贼船Weregoingtoseemefavoriteshow.Shanghaied无聊Boring这不就是我的没意思小跟班Well,ifitisntmylessthanamusingsidekick鹦鹉波蒂吗PottytheParrot?波蒂跟观众们打个招呼Potty,sayhellotothenicepeople我是被强行关押在这的mbeingheldhereagainstmywill救命Help波蒂Potty快回来Comeback波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?你哪去了Whe

4、redyougo?波蒂Potty?你在里面吗兄弟Youinthere,buddy?波蒂Potty?放我出去你个坏鸟Getmeoutofhere,youSCUrVybird好播动画片Well,rollthecartoon骗上贼船海草哥Kelp-O内含八个奖品的其中一个Withoneofeightessentialprizesinside真是见鬼了Holyshrimp章鱼哥上天从我麦片盒里生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababyfrommycerealbox章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥上天生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababy那个不是小孩Thatsnotabab

5、y是大锚Thatsagiantanchor现在给我滚Nowgoaway海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob上天生小孩了Theskyhadababy我知道Iknow你觉得我们该给人家起什么名Whatdoyouthinkweshouldnameit?要么Howabout要不你们两个去爬锚绳去Whydontyoutwogoclimbitsanchorrope?它一定会通往很远的地方去msureitgoessomewherefaraway看看你们干的好事Nowlookwhatyouvedone不是我们干的章鱼哥Wedidntdoit,Squidward我们可清白了Ourhandsareclean清白Cl

6、ean我倒要刨根问底查个明白Well,mgonnagettothebottomofthisthing你那不是问顶吗Wouldntthatbethetop?章鱼哥等等Squid,wait等等Wait几英寸后船Ship海绵宝宝你到底要在你那SpongeBob,howlongareyougonnastayin小小妙世界里待多久yourlittlefantasyworld?不是快看有大船No,look,agiantship太棒了Great我们走1.etsgo终能给这乱扔大锚的来一点教训了NowIcanfinallygivethisanchor-dropperapieceofmymind感觉不太好章鱼哥

7、Idontknow,Squidward那艘船周围有可怕的绿光Thatshiphasaspookygreenglowaroundit可能就是因为Thatsprobablybecause船主实在是游手好闲itsgood-for-nothingowneristoolazy懒得打扫锚也不好好放tocleanordropitsanchorsintherightplace章鱼哥等等Squid,wait好了Allright谁是这木头箱子的主人whoownsthiscrate?主人快出来Comeonout我要投诉你Iwannafileacomplaint这地方是不是感觉很熟悉Doesntthisplacese

8、emfamiliar?不清楚Idontknow怎么了Why?不好说Idontknow感觉就是有那么点印象Doesntitjustkindofringabell?响铃没错Yes我知道谁是这船的主人Iknowwhoownsthisboat就是想不起名字butIjustcantplacethename飞天魔鬼所有错了名字不叫Nono,itsnot我是飞天魔鬼IamtheFlyingDutchman对了Thatsit章鱼哥这船是红男爵的Squidward,thisshipbelongstotheRedBaron是谁在飞天魔鬼的地盘上打扰人家的WhobedisturbintheFlyingDutchma

9、ninhisownlair?是章鱼哥ItsSquidward他要投诉你Hewantstocomplaintoyou我我我I-I-I我可可可没有No,I-I-Idon,t那你骂人家船脏人懒乂是怎么一回事Well,whataboutallthatStuffabouthimhavingadirtyshipandbeinglazyandall?我可没说过Ineversaidthat侮辱一个人的船Insultinamansship比侮辱一个人的妈更严重beworsethaninsultinhismother错了等下No,no,wait你刚骂的是他妈脏itwashismotheryousaidwasdir

10、ty不是船脏nothisship下一个是你们Yourenext真是差一点就死了Thatwasacloseone欢迎回来Welcomeback真是差一点点就死了Thatwasacloserone欢迎回来Welcomeback他们两个怎么每次捣乱Howcomewhentheyactup你都要欢迎alltheygetisthewelcomewagon?要我说早就Ifyouaskme,its所以你们要不要再来一次So,areyougonnatrythatagain?也许吧Probably那现在呢Howboutnow?不不他们不要No,no,they,renot听好了Nowlisten鬼矩手册无论是谁登

11、上了飞天魔鬼的船WhosoeversetsfootontheFlyingDutchmansship不管是不是不请自来uninvitedorotherwise都要成为他的鬼水手shallbecomemembersofhisghostlycrew到永远forever然后And永远ever我们会领名片吗Willwebegettingbusinesscards?安静Silence你们现在是我的鬼水手了Yourepartofmycrewnow我们的工作就是四处航行吓唬别人andourjobistosailaroundandfrightenpeople会很累人Itllbegrueling麻木人mind-n

12、umbing还反反复复的andrepetitive差不多就像Justlike白天的电视节目daytimetelevision现在你给我听好先生Nowyoulistenhere,mister你要是真觉得我会Ifyouthinkmgonna在这垃圾堆里待个五分钟以上spendmorethanfiveminutesonthisdumpster你就想多了thenyourecrazy倒是看看这地方Imean,lookatthisplace恶心死了Itsdisgusting是谁教你Whoevertoldyou一定要把油灯放硬木板边上thathavingoillampsnexttohardwoodpanel

13、ingwasagoodidea怎么Nowwhat?要给我看东西Isupposeyouregonnashowme真是好好看Thatsverynice这什么玩意魔术表演吗Whatisthis,somekindofmagicact?谁还要进去飞天绝望里玩一玩WouldanyoneelseliketoentertheFlyofDespair?不用了No我们明白自己地位了飞天魔鬼先生Weknowourplacenow,MisterDutchman我们会照你说的做的Welldoanythingyousay那么新来的可以Then,forstarters,youcan擦甲板swabthedeck快看派大星1.

14、ook,Patrick活生生的鬼拖把Areal,live,ghostmop我有这顶帽子AndIgotthishat听着1.isten我们今晚要去裤头村WereheadingdowntoBikiniBottomtonight来闹个鬼foralittlehauntingspree所以我要这艘船的外观非常吓人soIwantthisshiptolookgoodandscary你是说你要船的外观非常Youmeanyouwantittolookgood吓人andscary我们也许可以Well,Ithinkwecanprobably错广No,no人家说的是要外观特别好1thinkhemeanshewants

15、ittolooksogood好到可怕的地步thatitsscary或者可能是让船的外观很吓人Ormaybethatbylookingsoscary就可以忽略掉船很难看了youforgetthatitdoesntlookgood我听不懂Idontgetit很简单的意思就是1.ook,itseasy,itsimplymeansthat别管什么意思了Nevermindwhatitmeans样子吓人就行Ijustwantittolookscary仅此而已Thatsit就是那种Youknow天花板发霉水池里有虫爬的moldgrowingontheceilingsandbugsinthesink所以你不要

16、船好看吗So,youdontwantittolookgood?快点干Getmoving水手的命儿真是妙Asailorslifeisawonderfullife命儿实在妙Awonderfullifeforsure这个夜晚多美好Whatanightbethis水手们Crew跟我嚎叫howlwithme让七大洋恐怖颤抖吧sothatwemightsettheSevenSeasablazewithfear可以了Thatlldo好了方家伙Okay,SquareOne既然粉家伙在负责航行sincePinkOne,sworkingthenavigation就让你来找我们第一个受害者itsuptoyoutof

17、indourfirstvictim给用这把望远镜找Here,usethisspyglass动作快Nowhurryup时间不等人Wereburninmoonlight看看能找到谁1.etsseewhowecanfind船长Captain那边有个可以吓的theresaguywecanscare我有四块饼干Ihadfourbiscuits吃掉了一个andIateone就只有三块了ThenIonlyhadthree看到有小孩子夜不归宿让我高兴死了Itdoesmeheartgoodtoseechildrenoutafterdark粉家伙PinkOne给我们带到石头后边去takeusbehindthose

18、rocks到石头后边去Movingbehindtherocks开走Keepgoing很好Youregood停下Andstop放心船长Dontworry,Capn我们会把划痕弄干净的we,llbuffoutthosescratches好了那个别管了Allright,nevermindit我给喑号♥你们就跳出来JustjumpoutwhenIgivethesignal做好准备Preparetobeburdened让我的鬼海盗们留下挥之不去的阴影withthehauntingmemoryofmyghostlyghostpirates暗号♥就那Wasthatthesigna

19、l?好的抱歉Okay,sorry抱歉再再来一遍sorry,j-justdoitagain让我的鬼海盗们留下挥之不去的阴影Withthehauntingmemoryofmyghostlyghostpirates怎公做到的Howdoeshedothat?快回船上去Getbackontheship这还是个谜Itsstillamystery那些人真是笨蛋Thoseguysaredorks对不过是我的笨蛋Yes,buttheyremydorks很好Youregood很好Youregood很好Youregood很好Youregood很好Youregood很好Youregood很好Youregood你觉得飞

20、天魔鬼为什么叫我们WhydoyouthinktheDutchmanaskedus在船舱里等啊towaitinourbunkroom?可能他要给我们奖励Maybehesgonnagiveusareward比如说电影票吗1.ikemoviepasses?或者是超大咖啡杯Oranoversizedcoffeemug?经过考虑vebeenthinking别跳了Stopbouncing让你们永远当我船员好像行不通Thiswholecrewforeternitythingisntworkingout与其说是你们的问题不如说是我的Itsnotreallyyousomuchasitisme你要放了我们吗You

21、resettingusfree?其实吧我要吃掉你们Well,actually,mjustgonnaeatyou晚餐见Seeyouatdinner等等Wait我有个办法Ihaveanidea真的吗Really?是什么Whatisit?逃走吧1.etsleave可是门锁上了Butthedoorislocked唯一的出路是穿过andtheonlywayoutisthroughthe香水商店,perfumedepartment就这么干了1.etsdoit我讨厌从那走Ialwayshategoinginthere没错Yeah等等Wait你听1.isten亲爰的日记DearDiary我跟他们讲我明天要吃掉

22、他们Itoldthemmgoingtoeatthemtomorrow我做了那种棕酱1madeupsomeofthatbrownsauce先前我表哥临时给我看过mycousinshowedmejustfortheoccasion又找着我的饭点袜了可真是好事ItsagoodthingIfoundmydiningsockagain记得我上次丢掉我的饭点袜RememberthelasttimeIlostmediningsock一整个星期都吃不下饭Icouldnteatforawholeweek是啊有时我在想要是碰巧出了事Yes,sir,sometimes1wonderhowdsurvive我还怎么好好

23、过日子ifanythingshouldeverhappen把我袜子还回来Givemebackmysock大家都清楚我没袜子吃不下饭Everyoneknows1canteatwithoutit不给Never那好Okaythen给我Giveittome不给No等等你会把弹性拉没的Wait,yourestretchingouttheelastic好像陷入僵局了Itwouldseemwehavereachedanimpasse粉家伙说得对Pinkoneisright跟你们说Tellyouwhat你们把袜子还我Yougivemebackthesock我就给你们andllgiveyou三个愿望threew

24、ishes要五个Makeitfive四个Four三个Three不要就拉倒Takeitorleaveit好吧Okay三个three你们有三个愿望Yougetthreewishes有三个愿望派大星Threewishes,Pat是不是很棒啊Isntthatgreat?愿望Wishes?真希望能早点知道Iwishwehadknownthatearlier好了你们就剩下两个愿望了Okay,yougottwowishesleft好啦还有两个Well,westillhavetwomore好激动啊Howexciting希望章鱼哥能来亲眼目睹就好了IwishSquidwardwereheretoseethis真

25、高兴一切都结束了Boy,mgladallthat,sover章鱼哥你回来了Squidward,youreback你猜怎么着Guesswhat?飞天魔鬼给了我们三个愿望TheDutchmangaveusthreewishes派大星用掉了第一个Patrickusedthefirstone我好像andIguessI用掉了第二个justusedthesecondone那么最后一个是你们欠我的Well,then,thelastoneyouoweme因为你们又把我拖下水了becauseyougotmebackintothismess慢着Wait愿望应该是我的1thinkitbelongstome简直荒唐就

26、因为Well,that,snotrightbecause不对愿望是我的No,thatsmine所以你们凭什么可以有愿望sowhyshouldyougetawish我凭什么就没有WhydontIgetone?都够rThatsenough用我的神秘超凡力量Usingmymysticother-worldlypowers由我来决定最后一个愿望归谁Ishalldecidewhogetsthelastwish咿呢咪呢啧呢眸Eeny,meeny,miny,mo抓住水手脚趾头catchasailorbythetoe如果大叫放他走ifhehollerslethimgo我妈教导我要挑最好的那个mymothert

27、oldmetopicktheverybestoneand就你了Youareit现在快想海绵宝宝Now,think,SpongeBob我们就要被吃掉了Wereabouttogeteaten你可以许什么愿望Whatcanyouwishfor可以让我们不被吃掉tomakeitsowedontgeteaten?放心章鱼哥Dontworry,Squidward我都想明白了vegotitallfiguredout他不会吃掉我们的因为Hewontbeabletoeatusbecause我希望飞天魔鬼是吃素的IwishtheDutchmanwasavegetarian万岁Hooray我们回家了Werehome

28、成功了海绵宝宝Youdidit,SpongeBob我们安全了Weresafe可我们为什么变水果了Butwhyhavewebeenturnedintofruits?我也许了个愿Igetawish,too水果可以预防坏血病Fruitpreventsscurvy快给我回来Getbackherewiththat我要逮着你们mgonnagetya孩子们好Ahoy,children我回来了mback希望你们大家都非常喜欢刚刚的节目Ihopeallyouboysandgirlsenjoyedtheshow因为because你们现在必须走甲板落海去it,stimeforyoutowalktheplank抱歉孩

29、子们Sorry,kids我想说的是WhatImeanttosaywas现在要来读粉丝来信了it,stimeforfanmail万岁Hooray现在万众期待的时刻Andnow,themomentyouveallbeenwaitingfor准备好把牛奶从鼻子里喷出来吧Sogetreadytoblowmilkoutyournose因为我们要拆信了becauseweregoingtoopenaletter信封拿来波蒂Theenvelopeplease,Potty谢谢我长羽毛的好助理Thankyou,myfinefeatheredassistant用不着你谢Yourenotwelcome波蒂闻到什么了没

30、Potty,yousmellsomething?波蒂Potty你脑袋装了引信Thatfuseinyourhead都说过不耍特技了Itoldyou,werenotdoingthatstunt我没收到备忘录Ididntgetthememo派斯精选到此结束Well,that,sitforPatchysPick给小蜗洗澡小蜗又到了每周必经的时间了Gary,lookslikeit,sthattimeofweekagain洗澡时间Bathtime走吧去把水准备好Comeon,letsgogetthewaterstarted一定要让你进浴缸里去小蜗Youregoingtohavetogetinthattub

31、,Gary小蜗我可以给你来硬的Now,Gary,Wecandothisthehardway也可以来软的ortheeasyway也可以来软硬适中的Orthemediumway也可以来半适中软硬的Orthesemi-medium,easy-hardway也可以来硬中带软外加软硬皆施的Orthesortofhardwithatouchofawkward-easydifficult-challengingway你非要这么玩是吧Sothat,showyouwanttoplayit,huh?小蜗来看这个新玩具Gary,checkoutthisnewtoy去捡Fetch全新回旋宠物球Newboomerang

32、petball十分有效Reallyworks小蜗Gary我胸口绑了一颗炸♥弹♥Theresabombstrappedtomychest你不去洗澡三秒就会爆♥炸♥Itsgonnaexplodeinthreesecondsunlessyoutakeabath求你了Please?我要用潜意识信息侵入你的心智Iamnowgoingtoassaultyourmindwithsubliminalmessages肥皂抱歉让你看到那种画面Sorryyouhadtoseethat喂法式贵族餐厅吗Hello,fancyFrenchrestaurant?我这边

33、有只不洗澡的淘气蜗牛vegotanaughtysnailherewhowonttakeabath什么What?能再说一遍吗Couldyousaythatagain?说慢点Slowdown你讲话就跟说外语似的Itslikeyourespeakingsomeotherlanguage小蜗Hey,Gare要不要来跳山羊How,boutsomeleapfrog?好OK到你了Youreturn小蜗Gare要不要来跳山羊Howboutsomeleapfrog?我有张崭新干净的一块钱Ivegotacrispdollarbill要送给家里洗澡的人forthenextfellatotakeabathinthis

34、house那样也没用是吧Thatdidntworkeither,huh?小蜗Gary看我找到了什么1.ookwhatIfound是张古老海盗藏宝图Itsanoldpiratetreasuremap上面写着家里埋海盗宝藏的位置revealingthelocationofburiedpiratetreasureinthisveryhouse不是浴室埋藏的宝藏小蜗快来Comeon,boy一起去寻宝吧Letsgogetthattreasure好了小蜗OK,Gary向左四十步Now40pacestotheleftOnetwothree四four五fivex-fcsix七seven八eight九nine十

35、ten十一eleven-2525262627274040宝藏一定就在里面Thetreasuremustbeinhere小蜗你看Gary,look海盗宝箱Apiratetreasurechest不对小蜗Why,no,Gary这可不是浴缸Thisisntthebathtub是宝藏Itstreasure你看1.ook金币Doubloons肥皂别扔了Dontdrop,em快看这枚胸针1.ookatthisbrooch我不知道蜗牛要胸针干什么用1dontknowwhatasnailwouldwantwithabrooch你快进浴缸里去吧Now,whydontyoujustgetinthetub?进浴缸里

36、去Getinthetub进浴缸里去Getinthetub进浴缸Inthetub小蜗你要么给我进浴缸Now,Gary,areyougoingtogetinthistub要么我就oramIgonnahaveto-小蜗Gary你能不能Couldyou,uh-小蜗不要Gary,no小蜗Gary好了小蜗Allright,Gary你再也骗不到我也阻挠不到我了Youhavedupedand/orfrustratedmeforthelasttime要是我没办法让你来洗澡SoifIcantgetyoutocometothebath我就只能让澡来洗你了lljusthavetobringthebathtoyou蜗牛

37、笑话小蜗Gary洗澡快递Bathdelivery回来小蜗Comeback,Gary我有东西要给你分享Ihavesomethingtosharewithyou这还差不多Thisismorelikeit你在等水啊小蜗Wateryouwaitingfor,Gary?在树上下不来了Stuckinatree?现在要让你洗心革面了小蜗Itstimetocleanupyouract,Gary完了Oh,no我把小蜗洗过头了IbathedGarytoohard把小蜗皮洗没了andremovedhisskin小蜗Gary马上把梯子放回去Bringthatladderbackthisinstant一点都不好笑先生I

38、amreallynotamused,mister你一定得洗澡Youaregoingtotakeabath而且一定得马上洗干净andyouaregoingtogetcleanrightnow我可是你的老板Iamsothebossofyou这里也许是个自♥由♥的国家Itmaybeafreecountry但你住我家就必须按我的规矩办事butyouliveinmyhouse,undermyrules不许对我用那样的口气说话Dontusethattoneofvoicewithme我说什么你就得做什么YouwilldowhatIsay,whenIsay你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?我跟你说话呢先生Iamtalkingtoyou,mister不准靠近那个泥坑Donotgonearthatmudpuddle蜗牛小蜗你听没听到GarytheSnail,doyouhearme?给你三秒钟的时间Iamgivingyouthreeseconds让你离泥坑远点togetawayfromthatmudpuddleOnetwo二点五twoandahalf别逼我数到三Dontmakemesaythree小蜗Gary小蜗Gary我全身脏透了madirtyboy好了小蜗Yeah,yeah,Gary在洗我耳朵背面了mgettingbehindmyears