SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendropont

2、hedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝压力要知道海绵宝宝Youknow,SpongeBob有时候就应该放着滑翔翼不用sometimesit,snicetohangupmyhangglider静静观赏八朵飘过andjustwatchthecloudsrollby对Yep还要放松Andjustrelax没错Yeah放松relax你知道那朵云像什么吗Youknowwhatthatcloudlookslike?什么What?一朵花Aflower这里所有云都很像花海绵宝宝Theya

3、lllooklikeflowers,SpongeBob从来都是allthetime确实是Theysuredo平常我都会跟你比赛Youknow,normallydoffertoraceyou跑到珊瑚崖上tothetopofCoralCliffs不过这美景我一秒都不愿意错过butIdon,twanttomissoutonasecondofthisbeautifulbeauty我也是Meeither谁还会想一起比一比Whowantstogetalldirtyanyway?对啊Yeah那样还会流汗andsweaty并且咱俩心知肚明谁会先登顶Besides,Ithinkweknowwho,dgettot

4、hetopfirst对Yeah我Me真好笑珊迪Thatsfunny,Sandy你刚好像说Itsoundedlikeyousaid你可以捷足先登youcouldbeatmeinaclimbingcontest当然可以了CourseIcan我可是松鼠masquirrel看吧See我还以为那标志表示你是坚果Ithoughtthatmeantyouwerenuts不对Nope那标志表示我是天生攀岩好手Itmeansmanaturalbornclimber我是从陆地上来的mfromthesurfaceworld想攀得一手好岩andnothingpreparesyouforclimbing成长环境最好还得

5、是干燥的陆地likegrowingupongoodolddryland陆什么地1.and-shmand手指力量才重要Itsallaboutfingerstrength,baby在海底下最不缺的Andiftheresanythingwevegotplentyofdownhere就是手指力量it,sfingerstrength怎么说呢手套小姐Whatdoyousaytothat,MissMittens?我已经到半山腰了Isaymalreadyhalfwaythere不公平珊迪Nofair,Sandy你抢跑Yougotaheadstart抱歉海绵宝宝Sorry,SpongeBob珊瑚就是这样一步步瓦

6、解的Thatsthewaythecoralcrumbles你是故意的Youdidthatonpurpose对不过这次不是故意的Yeah,butthisisaaccident可惜你忘了带雨伞Toobadyouforgotyourumbrella我没忘1didnt你现在也该到了吧Well,itsabouttimeyoushowedup可你刚Butyouwere我看到你Isawyou我I我要复赛Iwantarematch谁第一个到蟹堡王谁就赢FirstonetotheKrustyKrabisthewinner海底生物绝对不可能Ain,tnowayaseacritter跑赢陆地生物canrunfast

7、erthanalandcritter在水下绝对行Icanunderwater我m设计符合流体力学hydrodynamicallydesigned穿着一身笨重的锡管还想赢Thinkyoucanwinafairraceinthatclunkytintube?想问就先得落后我Whydontyouaskmybe-hind?也就是Thatis至少也得先赶上我ifyoucancatchit你意下如何流体动力宝宝Whatdoyousaytothat,Hydropants?我都已经Isay,malready到半路了halfwaythere到半路了halfwaythere到半路了halfwaythere到半路了

8、halfwaythere谢谢你脸当我垫脚石Thanksforthefacelift蟹堡王早就跟你说你没Yousee,Itoldyouyoudidn,thavea终于到了Thereyouare就是这位陆地生物Aintthatjustlikealandcreature害一位海底生物tokeepaseacreature苦等waiting你都说好了要复赛的Ithoughtyallwantedarematch没错Idid而且我跟你一样抢跑rAndItookaheadstartlikeyoudid我那次只是在跟你开个玩笑Iwasjustfunnin,withyathattime不过看来你们海底生物ButI

9、guessallyallunderwater就是用不着公平竞争donthavetoplayfair确实呼吸空气的Iguesswedont,airbreather吸水的Watersucker爬树的Treeclimber住湾流的Gulfstreamer放风筝的Kiteflier吃鱼饵的Chumchewer收回你的话你这个Takethatback,you不湿的人not-wetperson想不出别的外号♥了吧Youcan,tevencomeupwithanothername证据确凿Thatprovesit证什么了Proveswhat?陆地生物就是比海底生物强Thatlandcritter

10、sarebetterthanseacritters强在哪了Betteratwhat?大概是样样都强吧Durnneareverything,1guess套牛吃派Cattleropinandpieeatin,还有砍树andwoodchoppin,还有飞行andflyin她在唠叨什么Whatssheblabberingabout?她说陆地生物最强Shesayslandcreaturesarebest因为本来就这样Onlycauseitstrue我们最会骑马Werebestathorseridin,还有理毛赛艇andfurstylinandrowin虽说你们游泳比我强Yallgotuslickedin

11、swimmin,不过我们还会剥玉米butwegotcornshuckin铲干草养畜禽andhaybailinandbarnraisin还有钓鱼andfishin,当然还有人身攻击Andnamecallinfersure还有溺水Anddrowning别忘了溺水Dontforgetdrowning真好笑章鱼哥Goodone,Squidward这辈子你都别想Notonyourlife,sport我承认lladmit对于松鼠来说你确实有点东西Youvegotsomeprettygoodmoves,forasquirrel但你还只是个陆地生物Butyou,restilljustalandcreature

12、松鼠想做什么就能做什么Squirrelscandoanythingtheywantto你肯定没法一口吃掉双层豪华蟹黄堡IbetyoucanteataKrabbyDoubleDeluxeinonebite给我Givemethat我奇克斯的名号♥可不是白叫的TheydontcallmeCheeksfornothin大脸颊区区一件小事Well,that,sjustonething你能这样吗Canyoudothis?我家人全都会Everyoneinmyfamilycandothat这个呢Howaboutthis,huh?你能出芽生殖吗Canyoureproducebybudding?能吗

13、Canya?能吗Canya?能吗Canya?能吗Canya?不能No最重要的是Mostimportantly你能这样吗canyoudothis?我♥下♥嘛要做那堆傻事Well,whatwouldIwanttodoanyofthatdumbstuffforanyway?承认吧珊迪Admitit,Sandy-你做不了我们海底生物能做的事youcantdoanythingusseacreaturescando其实要不是你穿着那身衣服Infact,ifitwasntforthatsuit你都不能在这里活下来youcouldntevenlivedownhere你们都不Well

14、,youdont我用不着Idontneedto让你们见识llshowyall我用不着这套衣服Idontneedthissuit我也用不着这个头盔AndIdontneedthishelmetneither海神王保佑她Neptunepreserveher她能那样撑多久Howlongcanshestaylikethat?不知道Idontknow珊迪原来是女的Sandysagirl?珊迪Sandy你确实证明我们错rYousureproveduswrong陆地生物确实更强Iguesslandcreaturesarebetter不过等憋不住要呼吸就弱下来了Atleast,untiltheyneedtobr

15、eathe马上撑不下去了Yep,wontbelongnow头晕没Feelinglightheadedyet?记得这个吗Rememberthis?免费的Itsfree腌椰菜别笑我了Stoplaughinatme我就知道Iknewit某些空气笨脑Therewasnowaysomeairhead肯定赢不过在水里呼吸的wasgoingtowinanythingagainstawaterbreather空气笨脑Airhead海底生物最强Seacreaturesrule水Water好吧好吧Allright,allright你们笑就笑吧Youhadyourlittlelaugh现在该我了Butnowitsm

16、yturn你们以为自己都是高手对吧Yallthinkyouresuchhotstuff,dontya?身上长了鳏就能四处游Swimminaroundwithyourfancygillsnsuch不过你们这群脑子进水的Butnoneofyouwetheads绝对在我的地盘撑不过一分钟wouldlastaminuteonmyturf干燥陆地Dryland我们得戴腌椰菜瓶吗Dowehavetowearpicklejars?你们只要穿自己的衣服上Nope,nothinbuttheclothesonyourbacks才一分钟Oneminute?没问题Noproblem珊地Iandy你们还上不上了Well

17、,soareyougoingornot?那个Well我们we其实Actually就是youknow不能Wecant因为because我们Were要赶不上latefor健身了Ourfitting你们是要装作胆小鸡临阵脱逃吗Youmeanforyourchickencostumes?我们不是胆小鸡Wearenotchicken我的爆米花Mypopcorn对我们不是胆小鸡Yeah,werenotchicken上就上welldoit好了There任务完成Missionaccomplished听好要是不能在陆地待短短一分钟1.ook,unlessyoucanstayabovewaterforonemea

18、slyminute你们比赛就算是弃权youforfeitthecontest并且证明陆地生物就是比海底生物强andprovethatlandcreaturesarebetterthanseacreatures想得美珊迪Noway,San-day我们接受你的挑战Wecantakeonyourchallenge对Yeah我们不怕你的破陆地Werenotafraidofyourdumboldland对Yeah我们是海底生物Wereseacreatures对Yeah好Okay就这样了Well,thisisit等等小子Wait,boy撑下去Makeitlast谢了蟹老板Thanks,Mr.Krabs好O

19、kay我要上了HereIgo感觉还行Thisisntsobad我们能行的Wecandothis派大星快上来Hey,Patrick,comeonup空气还行Theairisfine我要速战速决mgonnadoitquickandgetitoverwith大炮来了Cannonball我裤子没了Ilostmytrunks嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob太好了派大星Allright,Pat你做到了Youmadeit蟹老板Mr.Krabs快上来吧蟹老板Comeonup,Mr.Krabs到上面来Uphere该上岸的都得上岸章鱼哥先生Allashorethat,sgoinashore,Mr.Squidwa

20、rd去陆地1.and样子不错蟹老板1.ookingood,Mr.Krabs好耶Yeah快来章鱼哥Comeon,Squidward干燥就快让你错过了Youremissingallthedry快来章鱼哥Comeon,Squidward章鱼哥Squidward上就上Well,Illdoit然而我心不甘情不愿butIwontlikeit章鱼哥Squidward章鱼Squid怎么了What?我们到了Well,hereweare还挺简单的Thisisprettyeasy我可能要在这上面再整一颗石头住Imaykeepasecondrockuphere适应了陆地就能改善不少Onceyougetyourland

21、legs,itsnotsobad我们是陆地和海洋的霸主Werethemastersoflandandsea是个土著It,salocal嗨Hi我们是从海底来的Werefromunderwater你认识珊迪奇克斯吗DoyouknowSandyCheeks?Threetwoone好家伙Well,tanmyfur他们成功了Theymadeit最好还是去祝贺他们Bettergocongratulatethem海绵宝宝SpongeBob?派大星Patrick?他们都哪去了Wheredidthosecrittersgetto?我的天啊HolyGuacamole不许吃我朋友长翅膀的耗子Youcanteatmy

22、friends,youratswithwings谢谢你救了我们珊迪Thanksforsavingus,Sandy人人各有各的长处Youknoweveryone,sbestatsomething但没人能样样精通Butnoonesbestateverything抱歉之前让你摘掉头盔珊迪SorryImadeyoutakeoffyourhelmet,Sandy抱歉之前让你上干燥的陆地海绵宝宝SorryImadeyougoupondryland,SpongeBob为感到抱歉欢呼三声ThreecheersforfeelingsorryforourselvesHip-hip万岁HoorayHip-hip万岁

23、HoorayHip-hip万岁Hooray惹祸的花生裤头村动物园牡蜗体育场年度免费节啊Ah裤头村动物园theBikiniBottomZoo在举♥行♥年度免费节ishavingitsannualfreeday免费气球Freeballoons免费饮料freedrinks免费灯泡freelightbulbs?大家早上好啊Topothemornin,boys下一站Nextstop礼品店giftshop礼品店牡蛎体育场我们到了Thereitis牡蛎体育场OysterStadium那边不仅仅Notonlydotheyhave圈养着最大的牡蛎thelargestoysterhel

24、dincaptivity还会演杂技italsodoestricks牡蛎把大珍珠吐到了一百英尺高Hespitsagiantpearl100feetintheair宛如一颗炮弹likeacannonball那我们还闲逛Whyarewehangingaround看你瞎模仿干什么watchingacheapimitation?直接过去看吧1.etsgetoverthere今天是我们一生中最棒的一天Thisisthegreatestdayofourlives今天是我们一生中最棒的一天吗Thisisthegreatestdayofourlives?无聊Boring你说得对派大星Youreright,Pat

25、rick我们要来看wecametosee吐到一百英尺高的大珍珠pearls100feetintheair对吧Right?我来学牡蛎叫lltrymyoystercall我要走了Well,mouttahere谢谢你带我向来一场海绵宝宝Thanksfornothin,SpongeBob快啊快啊Comeon,comeon赶快醒过来wakeupalready海花生好像成了Ithinkitsworking派大星它醒过来了Hey,Patrick,itswakingup天啊我错过了吗Ohboy,didImissit?没杂技才刚要开始演No,theshowsabouttobegin大蚌大蚌怎么了Whatswro

26、ngwithCIamu?小妹冷静Easy,girl是我小乔还记得吗itsme,Joe,remember?这场杂技才好看Now,thisisashow动物园游客请注意Attention,zoopatrons巨型牡蛎大蚌IE在发狂ClamuTheGiantOysterisonanemotionalrampage请尖叫并绕圈跑Pleasescreamandrunaroundincircles感谢大家光临Thanksforcoining你们最好立刻离开Youboysbettergetoutofthisarea,pronto最危险的东西Theresnothingmoredangerous当属这只精神失常

27、的大牡蛎thananemotionallydisturbedoyster造成这场悲剧的应该不是你吧Youdidntdoanythingthatmighthavecausedthistragedy,didyou?当然不是了Noway只有大浑球才会害温和的大牡蛎生气Onlyajerkwouldupsetagentlegiant对吧海绵宝宝Right,SpongeBob?对Right裤头村动物园要是让我看到那位害大蚌生气的Man,if1everseetheguywhoupsetClamu我有好几个备选的词来骂他比如dhaveafewchoicewordsforhim,like你you还有and是ar

28、e还有and混♥蛋♥ajerk确定没看到什么可疑的迹象吗Areyousureyoudidntseeanythingsuspicious?我都说没看到了派大星IalreadysaidIdidnt,Patrick来一起调查这场罪案1.etsinvestigatethiscrime抓住作案的坏蛋andcatchthelowlifewhosresponsible别闹了派大星Giveitarest,Patrick根本就没罪案留给你查Theresnocrimetoinvestigate给我回家Nowgohome笨蛋派大星StupidPatrick我才没犯什么事Ididntdoa

29、nythingwrong还烦什么东西WhatamIgettingsoworkedupabout?等到明天msurethatbytomorrow这场大乱肯定会变成笑谈thiswholeuglymesswillbeafunnymemory今晚的头条新闻Ourtopstorytonight巨型牡蛎遭受心理创伤giantoysterhasitsfeelingshurt现场唯一的线索Theonlycluethatcouldbefound只有这一颗花生wasthislonepeanut大家可以听到Andasyoucanhear牡蛎仍在凄惨地哭泣着theoystercontinuestoemititshor

30、riblecry哭声之强乃至全世界都能听到Acrysopowerful,itcanbeheardaroundtheworld这哭声不但能打破音障Acrythatnotonlybreaksthesoundbarrier还伤了广大居民们的心itbreakstheheartsofourcitizens是怎样残暴淡漠又邪恶的人Whatkindofcruelcareless,evilperson会存心激怒海底最为温和的生物之一woulddeliberatelyupsetoneofNeptunesmostgentlecreatures?才没小蜗No,Gary我哪知道牡蛎的事HowwouldIknowany

31、thingabouttheoyster?狡辩Defensive?我才没狡辩mnotbeingdefensive真见鬼Barnacles什么鬼东西问答游戏吗Whatisthis,20questionsorsomething?情况有点失控了Thisisgettingalittleoutofhand我才扔了颗花生AllIdidwasthrowapeanut又没故意要惹哭牡蛎Ididntmeantomaketheoystercry我只是想看它表演杂技Ijustwantedtoseeitperformspectacularstunts这卜大家都要恨我了Everyonesgoingtohateme我我需要

32、建议1.lneedsomeadvice想想看Now,Iet,sseenow谁会不论我做了什么事都不恨我whocouldneverhatemenomatterwhatIdo?章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥Squidward海绵宝宝SpongeBob你非得这么大声敲门吗Doyouhavetoknocksoloudly?抱歉邻居Sorry,neighbor那头大蛤蝌Thatovergrownclam害我头疼死了isgivingmeaheadache连午后美容觉都不让我睡好Icanteventakemyafternoonbeautynap你说到了那头老牡蛎挺有趣的Funnyth

33、ingyoushouldmentionthatoldoyster因为我BecauseI有点想知道waskindwondering,um我好像认得惹了牡蛎的那位1.etssayIknowthisguywhomayhavesomethingtodowiththeoyster你认识犯事的那位Youknowtheguywhodidit?那可太好了Thisisgreat我和你能让他就地正♥法♥YouandIcangoturnhimin然后我就能好好睡美容觉Andthenllgetsomuchsleep再然后就帅起来了llbegorgeous其实我Actually,I我刚刚那是

34、假设mjusttalkinghypothetically你不认识真凶Youmeanyoudontknowwhodidit?那个Well,um我I,uh不认识no章鱼哥Squidward逮到你了Gotcha你今天的那天在哪里Wherewereyouonthedayoftoday?不许耍我先生Dontplaygameswithme,mister派大星你在干什么Hey,Patrick,whatareyoudoing?嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob我在继续大蚌案的调查mjustcontinuingmyinvestigationofthegreatClamuCaper有什么发现吗Haveyoufou

35、ndoutanything?有Yes不对等下No,wait没no不过这粒沙子感觉十分可疑Butthisgrainofsandlooksprettysuspicious这颗石头也是andsodoesthisrock我还有几个问题想问这棵草Andvegotafewquestionsforthislittlepieceofgrass你放心海绵宝宝Dontworry,SpongeBob派大星来破案Patricksonthecase真♥相♥要公诸于世Thetruthwillberevealed去找珊迪她知道该怎么办dbettergoseeSandy,shellknowwhat

36、todo我再也受不了了Icantstanditanymore那个可怜的小家伙Thatpoor,poorcritter是怎样淡漠的人WhatkindOfinconsiderateperson居然会如此惹怒这样一只温和的生物wouldupsetsuchagentlecreature?那就是我想跟你说的事珊迪ThatskindofwhatIwantedtotalktoyouabout,Sandy等我找到严重伤害牡蜗的那位Why,whenIfindoutwhocausedthatoystersomuchpain得让他再也耍不了大家Nomorejiggerypokery裤头村黄页你刚刚想跟我说什么海绵宝

37、宝Now,whatwasityouwantedtotalkabout,SpongeBob?海绵宝宝你怎么在抽搐Hey,SpongeBob,howcomeyou,realltwitchylikethat?抽搐Twitchy?抽搐Twitchy?谁抽搐了Who,stwitchy?我才没抽搐mnottwitchy抱歉珊迪Sorry,Sandy我得Ihavetoum去剪头发gogetmyhaircut海绵宝宝没头发SpongeBobdoesnthavehair不会还真有吧ordoeshe?海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob我找到了Thisisit所有线索都汇聚在一起了Allofthecluesarec

38、omingtogether我跟着这些脚印到了这里Ifollowedthesefootprintsrighttothisexactspot然后就是在你站的地方andthen,rightwhereyourestanding我发现了这袋花生Ifoundthisbagofpeanuts我就快侦破这起罪案了msoclosetosolvingthiscrime都快尝得到了Icanalmosttasteit天啊打击犯罪让我饿坏了Boy,crime-fightingsuremakesmehungry这根黄色冰棍刚好能解馋andthisyellowpopsiclehitsthespot好吧Okay,uh祝你破案

39、好运派大星goodluckwithallthat,Patrick然后and,uh等会见Iguess11seeyoulater开门Openup这里是警♥察♥Thisisthepolice先等一下Justasecond你是海绵宝宝吗AreyouSpongeBobSquarePants?什么事Y-y-yes?把眼球安回去Putthoseeyeballsbackinyourhead,son我们有几个问题要问你Wevegotafewquestionsforyou牡蛎事件发生那天你在动物园吗Wereyouatthezooonthedayoftheoysterincident?在

40、Yes你是否参与了Didyou,ordidyounottakepart参与了动物园的各项游乐活动invariousactivitiesofzoo-timemerriment?是Yes你认得这颗花生吗Andareyoufamiliarwiththispeanut?物证A对Yes还有一个问题Justonemorequestion你是否先前在牡蛎窝Isittruethatyouwereattheoyster,sIair跟派大星先生在一起withaMr.PatrickStar?对Yes对Yes是真的Itstrue全都是真的It,salltrue游乐活动Themerriment花生thepeanut派大

41、星thePatrick我们想了解的就这些了Thatsallweneedtoknow,son对他立案1.etsbookhim你们也太强了Youguysaregood我最不会怀疑的人就是我自己mthelastpersonIwouldhavesuspected可我一直都在找我自己but1waslookingformeallthetime好完美的犯罪Itstheperfectcrime对对Yeah,yeah跟法官说去吧小粉红tellittothejudge,pinky不好Ohno派大星对监狱过敏Patrickstoosensitiveforthebighouse警♥察♥等等

42、停车Wait,stop我才是你们要抓的人mtheoneyouwant我才是罪犯Iamthecriminal牡甥体育场大家一起朝他扔花生Hey,everybody,letsthrowpeanutsathim看他会作何感想andseehowhelikesit都是我罪有应得IgetwhatIdeserve等等Wait先别扔花生Holdyourpeanuts派大星是无辜的PatrickStarisinnocent我过来这里要揭露真♥相♥Ihavecomeheretorevealthetruth人人都说只要诚实相待Theysaythattruthandhonesty方能换取信

43、任与原谅willberewardedwithtrustandforgiveness我在此向大家坦白mheretolaymycardsonthetable以此砍去我生命之树上的欺瞒枝杈totrimthebranchesofdeceptionfromthetreeoflife刮去我真♥相♥之脸上的遨遢鬓角toshaveawaytheunkemptsideburnsfromthefaceoftruth我I有话快说Justgetonwithit是我扔的花生Iamtheonewhothrewthepeanut现在我明白我的所作所为铸成了大错IknownowthatwhatIhavedoneiswrong我要向大家说andsoIsay对不起巨型杂技牡蛎Iamsorry,giantperformingoyst