ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、你好啊Hi,there.这边是在干啥Whatsgoingonhere?小狗狗-这里有只小狗Puppy!-Apuppyishere!我们能养着吗我邻居的狗生了一堆Canwekeephim?-Myneighborsdoghadalitter.他们在找人领养Theyrelookingforpeopletoadopt.我爱他1lovehim.我希望他有狗狗的小鞋子Iwishhehadtinypuppyshoes.我绝对会免费给他擦小鞋Iwouldtotallyshinehislittleshoesforfree.我确实说的是最可爱的话Idosaythecuteststuff.听着我和正常人一样都喜欢狗

2、1.ook,Iloveagooddogasmuchasthenextguy,但这栋楼禁止动物进入butthisbuildingdoesntallowanimals.Andy把他带出去Andy,takehimoutside.啥然后杀了他吗What,andshoothim?不就把他扔出去No.Justkeephimoutside.哦别啊Ron我只是条小狗狗Oh,comeon,Ron.mjustalittlepuppy.我没做错任何事啊我只是条小狗狗Iaintdonenothingwrong.mjustapuppy.我喜欢你的胡子我希望我能长出来但我不行Ilikeyourmustache.Iwish

3、Icouldhaveone.But1cant因为我只是条小狗狗Becausemjustalittlepuppy.好的把他带出去杀了Okay,takehimoutandshoothim.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第22集第2季第22集着火了着火了着火了Fire!Fire!Fire!什么哪里What?Where?在我肚子里因为24小时Pawnee关心糖尿病电♥话♥募捐今晚开始-好谟Inmybelly.Becausethe24-hourPawneeCaresDiabetesTelethonstartstonight.-Goody.结果通知我们1.etusknow

4、howitwent.每年Pawnee关心组织和本地有线电视台Everyyear,PawneeCaresteamsupwiththelocalcableaccessstation会联合为糖尿病研究募捐toraisemoneyfordiabetesresearch.这很重要因为Pawnee是全美第四大肥胖的镇Andit,simportant,becausePawneeisthefourth-fattesttownintheU.S.前四是我们达拉斯塔尔萨和美国摩尔城的某些部分Itgoesus,Dallas,TulsaandcertainpartsofTheMailofAmerica.那么今年我能安排

5、我自己的四小时时段Well,thisyear,Igettoprogrammyownfour-hourblock.我知道很激动吧Iknow.Exciting!所以我给你们都分配了多个轮班So,Ihavesignedyouallupformultipleshifts.是的只要接听电♥话♥并提供精神支持就行Yes,justtoanswerphonesandprovidemoralsupport.从几点到几点Fromwhentowhen?今晚Tonight.早上2点到6点From2:00a.m.to6:00a.m.什么What?不LeSlie拜托No.Leslie,plea

6、se.今晚可是个很重要的晚上Tonightskindofabignight.你知道我的孩子们都走了然后.Youknow,allmykidsareaway,and.恶心不是Jerry的性♥爱♥之夜这会毁了性♥爱♥和今夜Gross!No!ItsJerryssexnight.Thatruinssexandtonight.先穿起这些T恤吧会让你们进入状态的1.ook,whydontyouputononeoftheset-shirts?Itllgetyouinthemood.我昨晚熬了整晚做完的Istayedupallnightlastnightm

7、akingthese.你在通宵节目的前一晚通宵了Youstayedupallnightthenightbeforeanall-nighttelethon.是的这就是原因看Yes.Andhere,swhy.Boom.”糖尿病共聚一堂携手并肩Diabetes.LetsDia-beat-this.是的四个小时想到这个口号♥Yeah.Fourhourstocomeupwiththeslogan.四个小时绣上去真是值了Fourhourstoembroiderthem.-Timewellspent.沙拉太烂了看我说出来了Saladsucks.There.Isaidit.感觉好点了-是Feel

8、better?-Yep.我在想啊vebeendoingsomethinking.我不准备邀请Ann同居了mnotgoingtoaskAnntomoveinwithme.为啥出啥事了不我要求婚Why?Issomethingwrong?-No.mgoingtoaskhertomarryme.我爱她我也想要个伴侣-马背Iloveher.AndIwantapartner.-Horseback.你应该在马背上求婚-什么Youshouldaskheronhorseback.-What?不你该在热气球里求婚No,youshouldaskherinahotairballoon.不她该在热气球里你该在马背上No

9、.Sheshouldbeonthehotairballoon,andyoushouldrideuponhorseback.哦等等她在热气球里你在马背上Oh.Wait.Shesintheballoon,yourideuponhorseback,你指向天空上面飞机写字”和我结婚吧Annyoupointtothesky,upthere,skywriting,Marryme,Ann.”我觉得我能想到问她的合适方式IthinkIcanfigureouttherightwaytoaskher.求婚的方式非常重要Howyouasksomeonetomarryyouisaverybigdeal.我是说他们会在

10、余生一直重复这个故事Imean,theyhavetorepeatthatstoryfortherestoftheirlives.所以你觉得我该这么做了So,youthinkIshoulddoit,though.是是是是是Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah.当然你能搞到5只鹰吗不10只Definitely.Canyougetfiveeagles?No,getteneagles.1.eslie-不你说得对是你的生活1.eslie.-No,youreright.Itsyourlife.想搞几只就搞几只Getasmanyeaglesasyouwant.所以Tom你今晚来对吧So,Tom,

11、youreinfortonight,right?我忘了告诉你我今晚募捐来不了了Iforgottotellyou.Icantmakeittothetelethontonight,因为我毫无兴趣becauseIhavenointerestinbeingthere.好吧你负责接待募捐的VIP特别嘉宾Okay.YoureinchargeoftheVIPspecialtelethonguest你不敢相信我请到了谁YourenevergoingtobelievewhoIgot.人们会抓狂的Peoplearegoingtofreakout.蕾哈娜-不Rihanna.-No.Dr.Oz-不是Dr.0z.-No

12、pe.医生健康节目主持人你没办法猜到的-JUStinBieberYourenevergoingtoguess.-JustinBieber.不原印第安纳步行者队小前锋DetlefSchrempfNo.Ex-IndianaPacerssmallforward,DetlefSchrempf那个DetlefSchrempf吗TheDetlefSchrempf?我知道所以真的很激动Iknow!So,itsreallyexciting.我需要你做他的保镖AndIneedyoutobehisbody-man.晚上7点去机场接他Pickhimupattheairportat7:00p.m.然后你知道招待他就行

13、Andthen,youknow,justentertainhim.因为他2点前都不需要去发型化妆室Becausehedoesntneedtobeinhairandmakeupuntil2:00a.m.Pawnee有线有发型化妆家吗DoesPawneeCableAccessevenhavehairandmakeup?呃他们有一根公用口红和一盒梳子Well,theyhaveacommunallipstickandaboxofcombs.下午5:32作为一个护士和你的朋友Asanurseandasyourfriend,我强烈建议你接下来24小时不要熬夜Ihighlysuggestyoudonttry

14、tostayupforthenext24hours.我完全能做到Icandefinitelydoit我已经24小时没睡了但我有个秘密武器vealreadybeenupfor24hours.ButIhaveasecretweapon.NutriYum能量棒吗LeslieNutriYumbars?Leslie.我知道我知道它们不好Iknow,Iknow.Theyreterrible.但它们能给我带来15分钟的疯狂小宇宙爆发Buttheygivemeaninsane15-minuteburst.此外我奶奶以前常说Plus,mynanausedtotellme,”死后必会长眠”Youllsleepwh

15、enyouredead.我奶奶以前说过的话都是最好的Mynana,sheusedtosaythebeststuff.”不要为琐事烦恼”Dontworkyourselfintoalather.”去它在的地方就能找到它”Lookwhereitisandyoullfindit.别把我送进养老院”Dontputmeinahome.”说真话令魔鬼蒙羞”Tellthetruthandshamethedevil.,魔鬼知你藏身何处Thedevilknowswhereyourehiding.”与魔鬼同行就会被掌舵”Ifyoutakeenoughrideswiththedevil,prettysoon,hesg

16、oingtodrive.她真的很喜欢说魔鬼Shewasreallyintothedevil.最近没跟你聊了Ihavenotcheckedinwithyoulately.我就随机地随便地问问mrandomlyandcasuallyasking.跟Mark情况如何了HowarethingsgoingwithMark?情况挺好的Thingsaregood.你觉得他就是那个命定之人吗Doyouthinkhestheone?命定之人我不知道可能吧Theone?Idontknow.Maybe.好Good.我来了要我♥干♥什么mhere.WhatdoIhavetodo?我安排你早

17、4点到6点接听热♥线♥Ihaveyouonphone-answeringdutyfrom4:00to6:00a.m.这太可怕了我要睡觉Thatshorrible.Ihavetonapup.如果我不睡到固定的五小时会伤害我开朗的性情的IfIdontgetasolidfive,itkillsmysunnydisposition.后排伸腿空间够吗Gotenoughlegroombackthere?够了够了你不用坐那么靠前Yeah.Yeah,youdonthavetositsofarup.不我当然用所以著名的DetlefSchrempfYeah,Ido.So,DetlefS

18、chrempf.三次NBA全明星两次第六人奖得主Three-timeNBAAll-Star,two-timeSixthManAwardwinner.和老中锋HerbWilliams交换去步行者队感觉应该挺不错吧ItmusthavebeenprettycooltobetradedtothePacersinexchangeforveterancenterHerbWilliams.所以你在维♥基♥百♥科♥上搜过我了是吧So,youlookedmeuponWikipedia,huh?不所有人都知道啊No.Everybodyknowsthat.就像

19、所有人都知道你Justlikeeverybodyknowsyouappeared参演了两集德国肥皂剧intwoepisodesoftheGermansoapopera好时代坏时代GuteZeitenSchlechteZeiten.怎么你是那部剧的粉丝吗What,youabigfanofthatshow?超级粉丝Hugefan.哈哦2米08Huh?Oh,6,10.我1米69点五m56andthreequarters.好的队员们你们激动吗Allright,team,youguyspsyched?记住了你们需要做的就是记下每个人的名字和地址Justremember,allyouneedtodoist

20、akedowneverybodysnameandaddress然后问他们想要捐多少andaskthemhowmuchtheywanttodonate.嘿这些电♥话♥能打出去吗Hey,dothesephonesdialout?能怎么Yes.Why?没啥-Leslie你知道吗Noreason.-Leslie,youknowwhat?我的电♥话♥有25条线我觉得好像是个总机Myphonehas25lines.Ithinkitmightbeaswitchboard.恭喜你了你线路最多Congratulations,then.Yougotthemo

21、stlines.自己弄明白JeITyFigureitout,Jerry.拜托JerryComeon,Jerry.其他人都只有一条线的Everyoneelsehasoneline.哦所以Leslie我听说你今年要出镜啊Oh!So,Leslie,Ihearyou,regoingtobeinfrontofthecamerathisyear.是的挺激动的-别闲聊Yeah.Itsexciting.-Cutthechatter.通宵节目主持Tele-hosting?没有看上去那么简单好吧这不是有线台Notaseasyasitlooks.Okay?ThisisntC-SPAN.这是地方电视台46频道This

22、isLocalAccess46.别搞砸Dontblowit.晚上好欢迎来到第十届Pawnee关心年度糖尿病募捐节目GoodeveningandwelcometothetenthannualPawneeCaresDiabetesTelethon.我是今日Pawnee的JoanCallamezzomPawneeTodaysJoanCallamezzo.尼克松水门事件中的著名否认言论而我”不是个骗干”AndIamnotacrook.不他不是No,he,snot.现在几点我已经累了Whattimeisit?mtiredalready.现在8:03你的值班6小时之后才开始Its8:03.Yourshif

23、tdoesntstartforanothersixhours.糖尿病呸Diabetes.Yuck.今晚我们希望Pawnee的人们伸出自己丰满的大手Tonight,werehopingthepeopleofPawneedigtheirbig,chubbyhands伸进大号♥的口袋里慷慨捐赠intotheirplus-sizepocketsanddonategenerously.特别古怪的东西Weird,wackystuff.停下Stopit.接下来一段非常特别的视频展示标题是Comingup,averyspecialvideopresentationcalled连我的舌头都是胖的:

24、Pawnee的故事EvenmyTongueisFat:TheStoryofPawnee.但现在作为开场我们用一首歌♥开始募捐节目Butrightnow,tobeginwith,letsstartthingsoffinourtelethonwithasong.来自Pawnee最可预约的名人DeniseYermleyFromPawneesmostbookablepersonality,DeniseYermley!*甜蜜的梦由此组成*Sweetdreamsaremadeofthis没人在乎你好你好这边就在上面Noonecares.Hello,hello.Herewego.Rightup

25、there.你好你好早上好Hello?Hey,there.Goodmorning.下一个是谁Who,snext?我感觉很好一切运转顺利1feelgreat.Everythingisrunningsmoothly.*有人想利用你*Someofthemwanttouseyou*有人想.*Someofthemwant.笔记板嘴笔记板嘴Clipboardmouth.Clipboardmouth.这些NutriYum棒里有种秘密成分让我感觉特别好TheressomesecretingredientintheseNutriYumbarsthatmakesmefeelsogood.就是糖是一大块糖Sugar

26、.It,sablockofsugar.凌晨1:441.eslieLeslie1.eslie?Leslie.老虎Tigers.嘿你让我1:45叫你起来的-是Hey,youtoldmetowakeyouupat1:45.-Yep.现在1:45了-我起来了Its1:45now.-mup.我得恢复状态我的时段要开始了Ineedtopullittogether.Myslotiscomingup.嘿你继续之前我能跟你说件事吗Hey,beforeyougoon,canIjusttalktoyouaboutsomething?等等抱歉,Waitaminute.Sorry.是Tom他可能有个SChremPf问题

27、ItsTom.HemayhaveaSchrempfproblem.好-你能理解的吧对吧Okay.-Youunderstandthat,right?理解接吧未未待续AnnIdo.Takeit.-T.B.continued,Ann.我保证我们待会儿聊Ipromise.Welltalklater.好-行Yes.-Okay.嘿你好你在路上了吗Hey!Hi.Areyouonyourway?蛇洞酒吧太热闹了TheSnakeholeisbooming!人们爱死DetlefSchrempf了PeoplearelovingDetlefSchrempf.我都不知道专业运动员这么受欢迎Ihadnoideaprofe

28、ssionalathletesweresopopular.那太棒了但你保证要带他过来的Thatsawesome.Butyoupromisedtogethimhere.带他过来-别担心Gethimhere.-Dontworry.我们准备走了好吧拜Wereleavingsoon,allright?Bye!哦你们可不能走小汤这可是酒吧几个月来生意最好的时候Oh,youcantleave.Tommy,thisisthemostbusinesstheclubsdoneinmonths.但我必须带他去募捐现场Butvegottogethimtothetelethon.他哪也不去He,snotgoingan

29、ywhere.凌晨1:52好吧哦天麻烦了Okay.Oh,God.Problem.Andy我知道跟你说你们要排在早上3点Andy,IknowItoldyouthatyouweregoingonat3:00a.m.在DetlefSchrempf采访和生涯回顾之后aftertheDetlefSchrempfinterviewandcareerretrospective,但你们现在就得上了butyouregoingonnow.你们来开场-哇Yourekickingthingsoff.-Whoa!棒极头条啊Sweet.Headlining.是啊两点钟的有线电视播出Yeah.At2:00a.m.OnCab

30、leAccess.是啊我们走Yeah.Letsgo.所以你俩发展怎么样了So,howarethingsgoingwithyoutwo?发展得真的很好Theyregoingreallywell.我们准备结婚了我怀门也的孩子Weregoingtogetmarriedandmpregnantwithhischild.谢谢你JoanThankyou,Joan.有两种糖尿病但只有一种关怀方式Therearetwotypesofdiabetes,butonlyonetypeofcaring.第一种关怀TypeOnecaring.而今晚老天所愿我们都会被这样关怀Andtonight,Godwilling,w

31、ewillallbestrickenwiththat.接下来有很多有趣的东西Theresalotoffunstuffcomingup.印第安纳步行者传说球员DetlefSchrempfIndianaPacerslegend,DetlefSchrempC稍后会在直播间加入我们willbejoiningusinthestudiolateron.但在此之前我想介绍Pawnee热门乐队之一上台Butuntilthen,IwouldliketointroduceoneofthehottestbandsinPawnee.女士们先生们欢迎老鼠耗子1.adiesandgentlemen,IgiveyouMou

32、seRat.*我知道生活很疯狂*Iknowthatlifeiscrazy好吧好吧暂时有小问题但我们回到正轨了Well,okay.Slighthiccup.Butwe,rebackontrack.看到那个屏幕了吗Seethatboard?我值班结束的时候那个屏幕上会显示$20000Whenmyshiftisdone,thatboardisgoingtoread$20,000.Pawnee关怀热♥线♥PawneeCares.你好是的我想捐赠$50Hi.Yes,Idliketodonate$50,please.嗯哼Leslie吗Mmm-hmm.Leslie?*你有性&he

33、arts;爱♥头发你从我这搞的妹子性♥爱♥头发*YouvegotsexhairYougotitfromme,girl.Sexhair天我们都没有捐款进来啊God,werenotgettinganydonationscomingin.凌晨2:06我不想等人们来打给我们了mtiredofwaitingforpeopletocallus.我们打给他们吧所有人打给谁1.etscallthem.Everybodycallsomebody.1.eslie现在是半夜1.eslie,it,sthemiddleofthenight.哦那很好啊他们都在家Wellthen,

34、good.Theyllbehome.Donna大笔捐款吗Donna,someonegood?不我在和我弟弟George聊天No,mtalkingtomybrother,George.你不该接私人电♥话♥的Yourenotsupposedtoreceivepersonalphonecalls.哦是我打给他他在利比里亚探望我叔叔Oh,Icalledhim.He,sinLiberiavisitingmyuncle.他想知道迷失的剧情HewantstoknowwhathappenedonLost.哦感谢上天Oh,thankGod.给你-谢谢Hereyougo.-Thanky

35、ou.我不知道啊Ihavenoidea.你加了奶吗Didyouputcreaminthis?啊放了我搞砸了吗Uh,yeah.DidIscrewup?没事我可以喝No,Icandrinkit伙计们有人见到Tom了吗Guys,hasanyoneseenTom?晚上一起出来玩的终极名人我觉得应该是Theultimatecelebrity,Ithink,tohangoutwithforanightwouldbe著名魔术师CrissAngel你跟他正在聊天CrissAngel.Youdbetalkingtohim.然后他就变成一团火andthen,hewouldjustturnintofire.Broo

36、ksBrothers童装就是更修身而且更便宜BrooksBrothersBoysislike,thecutsareslimmeranditscheaper.双赢Win-win.你跟谁聊过然后就会觉得Doyouevertalktosomeoneandyou,rejustlike,哦我们会是最好的朋友”我现在就有这种感觉Oh.Weregoingtobebestfriends?mgettingthat,rightnow.他就喝了两瓶啤酒淡啤酒Hehadtwobeers.Lightbeers.我需要你写成这样Ineedyoutomakethatout,致WendyTom是个太好的人ToWendy.To

37、misanamazingguy.”你就不应该离开他YounevershouldhaveIefthim.“你犯了个严重的错误Youmadeahugemistakeinyourlife,”你可能要孤独终老了爱你的Detlefandyoureprobablygoingtodiealone.Love,Detlef.你知道吗我觉得我们真应该去参加募捐了Doyouknowwhat,Ithinkweshouldbeheadingtothattelethon.是的我们当然马上就要去募捐Yes,wewilldefinitelygotothetelethonsoon.这首歌♥之后Afterthiss

38、ong!SouljaBoyTelEm-TurnMySwagOn跳下床穿上我的型装HoppedupoutthebedTurnmyswagon照了下镜子说“咋滴”Tookalookinthemirror,said,Whatsup?RonRon醒醒Ron醒醒是LeslieRon?Ron.Wakeup.Ron,wakeup.ItsLeslie.哦天哪你做噩梦了吗Oh,God!Wereyouhavingabaddream?不我遭遇了一种失调叫做“睡眠搏击”No.Isufferfromadisordercalledsleepfighting.那肯定很糟吧Thatmustbeterrible.只在我输的时候

39、Onlywhenmlosing.你看我快崩溃r好吗1.OOk,Imfreakingout,okay?Tom不在这DetIefSChremPf还在他那呢Tomisnothere,andhe,sgotDetlefSchrempf.我还有三个小时要安排AndIhavethreehourstofill.我相信你总有办法的msureyoullfiguresomethingout.别继续睡了好吧我需要你起来Ron来啊Dontgobacktosleep.Okay?Ineedyoutowakeup.Ron?Comeon.帮我Helpme.我在这只是因为我欠Leslie一千个人情Iamonlyherebecau

40、seIoweLeslieathousandfavors.我对慈善没啥兴趣mnotbigoncharities.授人以鱼你能喂他一天Giveamanafish,andyoufeedhimforaday.不授人以渔你能喂饱你自己Dontteachamantofish,andyoufeedyourself.他是个成年人钓鱼没那么难Hesagrownman.Fishingisnotthathard.好了刚刚是加拿大的国歌♥Okay,thatwasthenationalanthemofCanada.现在我要看看我一个D和♥弦♥能按多久Andnow,mgoingt

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