ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、好的如各位所知Pawnee精神昨晚又被损坏了Okay.Aseverybodyknows,TheSpiritofPawneewasdefacedagainlastnight.这次是什么Whatwasitthistime?巧克力布丁Chocolatepudding.哈这倒是第一次Huh.Thatsnew.通常放在这里的壁画名叫Pawnee精神ThemuralthatnormallyresideshereiscalledTheSpiritofPawnee.颇具争议Andit,sverycontroversial.曾经有人往上面泼硫酸番茄酱Wevehadsomeonethrowacidatit,tom

2、atosauce.曾经有人想刺穿它Someonetriedtostabitonce.种族歧视我们真的需要更好的安保Wereallyneedbettersecurityhere.我们更需要更好的没那么有攻击性的历史Wealsoneedbetter,less-offensivehistory.所以市政厅决定将Pawnee精神So,thecitycouncilhasdecidedthatTheSpiritofPawnee更换成不那么可怕的东西shouldbechangedtoSomethingjustalittlelesshorrifying.既然壁画是30年代的政♥府&hearts江

3、作人员制♥作♥的Now,sincethemuralsweremadebygovernmentemployeesbackinthe1930s,我们觉得每个部门提交一个新方案会很有意思Wethoughtitmightbefunifeachdepartmentsubmittedadesignforanewmural.明天下午提交你们的概念图Andyoullsubmityourconceptstomorrowafternoon.行吧乡亲们非常感谢Allrighty,folks?Thankyouverymuch.嘿LeSlie你们的设计是什么一棵树吗Hey,Leslie.Wh

4、atsyourdesigngoingtobe?Atree?JOe你在污水部工作Joe,youworkinSewage.你们部门字面上看就是屎专业户Yourdepartmentliterallyspecializesincrap.你真的想吵这个？Youreallywanttodothis?我说过了“屎“是俚语我不喜欢这个词Itoldyoubefore.Crapisaslangterm.AndIdontlikethatterm.但至少我们不是失败专业户像你们一样Butatleastwedontspecializeinlosing,likeyouguys.污水部咱们走Sewage.Letsroll.

5、该死为啥污水部总分到最辣的实习生Damn!HowdoesSewagealwaysgetthehottestinterns?公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第8集第2季第8集同志们这个部门有机会设计Guys,thisdepartmenthasthechancetodesignsomething一些能永远留下来的东西这可以成为我们的遗产thatcouldbeinthisbuildingforever.Thiscouldbeourlegacy.我以为48号♥地上建公园就是我们的遗产IthoughtbuildingaparkonLot48wasgoingtobeourlegacy.你

6、可以有两个遗产Well,youcanhavetwolegacies.看看麦当娜大歌♥星胳膊超美1.ookatMadonna.Greatsinger,amazingarms.看看0.J.Simpson海斯曼杯得主白头神探1.ookat0.J.Simpson.HeismanTrophywinner,NakedGun.嗯哼-无意冒犯LeSlie但我不是个艺术家Mmm-hmm.-Nooffense,Leslie,butmnotanartist.哦这可不对啊Donna我见过你的美甲Oh,thatsnottrue,Donna.Iveseenyourfingernails.呃我花钱找人做的Um

7、,Ipaysomeonetodothis.真的吗哦好吧Really?Oh,well,shoot.不过我命令你们所有人设计一幅壁画Anyway,morderingallofyoutodesignamural.呃只有Ron能命令整个部门Uh,onlyRoncanorderthewholedepartmenttodosomething.Ron命令他们做这个-Leslie说啥你们做啥Ron,orderthemtodothis.-DowhateverLesliesays.哈哈好吧这是你们的物资Ha-haa!Okay,sohereareyoursupplies.希望你们去寻找Pawnee精神然后画个草稿I

8、wantyoutogoandfindthespiritofPawnee.Andmakemeasketch.它要壮观要感人要有历史价值Anditneedstobebreathtakingandmovingandhistorical要比其他部门的更好你们有一个小时andbetterthaneverydepartment.Andyouhaveonehour.设计师们开始做吧Designers.Makeitwork.天桥风云的TimGunnTimGunn.你我的朋友可以去跳舞了You,myfriend,arereadytogodancing.谢谢你先生好了下一位Thankyou,sir.Allrigh

9、t.Next?Andrew看起来不错啊Andrew.Lookinggood.生意兴隆-是啊Businessisbooming.-Yeah.嘿Ron你怎么样来擦一个Hey.Ron,howaboutyou?Needalittledogwaxing?只要五块我让你插他前面Itsonly5bucks,andIllIetyoucutinfrontofthisguy.什么起开What?-Comeon.Beatit.我们说的可是RonSwanson啊ThisisRonSwansonwe,retalkingabout.我被Andy打动了按自己的轨迹自力更生mimpressedwithAndy.Pullingh

10、imselfupbyhisbootstraps.他让我想起了我自己Heremindsmeofme.我9岁时得到了第一份工作IgotmyfirstjobwhenIwasnine.在一家金属片厂Workedatasheetmetalfactory.两周后我成为了车间主任Intwoweeks,Iwasrunningthefloor.儿童劳工法♥正♥在摧毁这个国家Childlaborlawsareruiningthiscountry.你鞋里有把钥匙吗Doyouhaveakeyinyourshoe?不不我大拇指基本肿成了一根新指头No.No,1haveabunionthats

11、practicallyitsowntoe.通常疼痛像旷野上的女妖一般在我的鞋里嚎叫Normally,thepainhowlsthroughmyloaferslikeabansheeonthemoors.但在过去的三分钟里Butforthesepastthreeminutes,它减弱成了一声微弱的低吟itsbeenreducedtoafaintgrowl.好读这很棒啊Okay.Thatsneat.好的嘿我们搞定了Well,hey.Weareallfinished.干得好啊Well,thatwasgreat.谢谢你孩子Thankyou,son.不费事Nosweat.下一个Next?你不该让你的朋友

12、插队这对生意不好Youshouldntletyourfriendscutinline.Itsnotgoodbusiness.你知道还有什么对生意不好吗Youwanttoknowwhatelseisntgoodbusiness?那个家伙是我朋友Thatguy,smyfriend.是的Right.我是说你不该让你的朋友插队msayingyoushouldntletyourfriendscutinline.对哦抱歉了朋友来这个给我Allright.Sorry,pal.Here.Givemethis.下T立Next.所以你具体想要什么呢So,whatareyoulookingforexactly?我不

13、知道啊伙计Idontknow,man.Pawnee精神”就这些了ThespiritofPawnee.ThatsallIgot.给就给我价值20块的画吧Here.Justgiveme$20worthofart.就画个看起来有个性只有我能搞出来的东西Justsomethingthatseemspersonal,thatonlyIcouldhavedone.跟我说说你自己Tellmeaboutyourself.不画就行了No.Justpaint.我对艺术没有兴趣Ihavenointerestinart.让我明确我没有兴趣的是非裸体图像1.etmeclarify.Ihavenointerestinno

14、n-nudeimages.大哥你这是哪门子艺术啊Dude,whatthehellkindofartisthis?看起来像是个蜥蜴在吐彩虹糖ItlookslikealizardpukingupSkittles.我是个抽象表现主义者manabstractexpressionist.不你是个骗子No,youreaconartist.我是个被骗走20块的伙计恶随便了Andmaguythatsout20bucks.Ugh.Whatever.我毫无艺术天分materribleartist但公园部为我做了太多ButtheParksDepartmenthasdonesomuchforme我如果能在任何方面帮到

15、他们我会的thatifIcanhelpthemoutinanyway,Iwill.哦天哪Oh,God.不然还是给他们送免费流感疫苗吧MaybeIshouldjustgivethemallfreeflushots.请勿触摸参观Pawnee博物馆我知道这个镇和这些壁画的所有事情Iknoweverythingaboutthistownandthesemurals.所以这真的是美梦成真真的Andthatswhythisisadreamcometrue.Literally.我做过一个设计壁画的梦IhavehadadreamwhereIdesignedamural.但后来变成了一个噩梦Butthenitt

16、urnedintoanightmare,因为壁画开始说话becausethemuralstartedtalking,它活过来了向我细语anditcamealiveanditwaswhispering.我听不清它在说什么AndIcouldnthearwhatitwassaying,所以我凑近去听然后就被吃掉了soIleanedinclose,andthenitateme.某个时间演员GinaGershon也在那Atonepoint,GinaGershonwasthere.我的作品会真正抓住Pawnee精神MypieceistrulygoingtocapturethespiritofPawnee.

17、我从来不懂卖♥♥力干活”这个说法Ineverunderstoodthetermelbowgrease.我猜不是真的要卖♥♥啥就是努力工作Iguessitsnotreallygrease.Justhardwork.哦嘿Ron你的鞋很好很闪亮啊Oh,hey,Ron.Nice,shinyshoesyougotthere.哦嘿我就是在.我想哦不擦Oh,hey.Iwasjust.Ithink.Oh,no.Shoot.实际上我觉得这只磨坏了Actually,itlookslikeIscuffedthisone.你需要退款吗Ron因为我已经花掉了Doy

18、ouneedyourmoneyback,Ron?Because1alreadyspentit.真的吗怎么会.Really?Howdid.没事了你再给我完整擦一遍吧Nevermind.IthinkIlljusttakeanotherfullpolish.我能再插队吗CanIcutinlineagain?我擦鞋擦出了问家的感觉Ifeelrightathomeasashoeshiner.我不知道我在干什么Ihavenoideawhatmdoing,但我知道我做得真的真的很好butIknowmdoingitreally,reallywell.好吧我们来看看Pawnee精神Okay!Let,sgetgo

19、ingwiththespiritofPawnee.Ann你先来Ann,yougofirst.好吧Okay.呃好吧Um.Okay.这个既然是公园部我觉得我可以设计一个漂亮公园Well,sinceitstheParksDepartment,IthoughtIwoulddesignaprettypark.有狗在玩耍我真的不会画画Withdogsplaying.AndIcantreallydraw,所以这些是从杂♥志♥上剪下来的soIjustcutsomestuffoutofamagazine.这玩意儿看起来是死刑犯在美术疗法里的作品Thatlookslikesomethi

20、ngadeathrowconvictwouldmakeinarttherapy.大哥我尽力了Dude,Itried.而你失败了Andyoufailed.这是狗和人在公园里玩耍很可.爱的Itsdogsandpeopleplayinginapark.Itscute.没关系了亲爱的你不能制♥造♥艺术因为你自己就是艺术It,sokay,sweetheart.Youcan,tmakeart,becauseyouareart.你很美了但画很烂Yourebeautiful.Butthatsucks.好吧那我们来看看你的Okay.Letsseeyours.好啊我的很了不起Fine.

21、Mineisamazing.会大开你们的眼界Itsgoingtoblowyourmind.好的这就是些专业的艺术作品了Okay.Thisissomeprofessional-assartrighthere.我不太清楚我看到的是个啥mnotquitesurewhatmlookingat.这是抽象画LeslieItsabstract,Leslie.在这边你可以看到一些形状Overhere,youvegotsomeshapes.然后你来到这边Andthenyoucomeovertothisside.你看还真的有点意思Youknow,it,sactuallykindofinteresting.每个形状

22、都是自己的一套但当它们组合到一起Eachshapeisitsownthing.Butthenwhenitcomestogether,真的给你一种感觉就是itreallygivesyouasenseof完整completion.嗯Hmm.一副艺术作品让我有了情绪上的反应Apieceofartcausedmetohaveanemotionalreaction.这正常吗Isthatnormal?所以这是最后的晚餐但换成印第安纳州的名人So,itstheLastSupper,butwithfamouspeoplefromIndiana.嗯哼Mmm-hmm.摇滚歌♥手JohnMellenc

23、amp,篮球明星LarryBird,MichaelJacksonJohnMellencamp,LarryBird,MichaelJackson,呃脱口秀主持DaVidLetterman影星VivicaA.Foxuh,DavidLetterman,VivicaA.Fox.好的这就是开始冒险一点的部分了Okay,so,here,swhereitgetsalittledicey.因为印第安纳没有那么多名人Becausethere,snotthatmanycelebritiesfromIndiana.所以一辆NASCAR赛车So,aNASCAR.呃我的朋友BeCky还有RonSwansonUh,myf

24、riend,Becky.RonSwanson.Donna耶稣是谁Donna?WhostheJesus?那是GregKinnearThatwouldbeGregKinnear.我不知道他是印第安纳人啊IdidntknowhewasfromIndiana.是的我读到过他是Yeah,youknow,1readthathewas.哦你觉得他是耶稣的最佳人选吗Oh.DoyouthinkhesthebestchoiceforJesus?我觉得他在ER里很棒啊Imean,hewasgreatonER.GregKinnear没演过ER-他演过GregKinnearwasntinER.-Yeah,hewas.我

25、不觉得他演过1dontthinkthathewas.我想到的是谁WhoamIthinkingof?好吧下一位Okay.Next?哇真的好啊JerryWow.Reallygood,Jerry.我的壁画是启发于我奶奶去世时留下的资尿Formymurinal,Iwasinspiredbythedeathofmygrandma.你说了“资尿”她.Yousaidmurinal.-She.不我没有啊No,Ididnt.是的你说了你说了“资尿我听见了Yes,youdid.Yousaidmurinal.Iheardit.不管怎样她-JeiTyAnyway,she.-Jerry.你为什么不把你的资尿留在男厕所里

26、Whydontyouputthatmurinalinthemensroom和其他人的资尿一起呢sopeoplecanmurinatealloverit?Jerry去看医生吧没准你有“尿路感染呢)erry.Gotothedoctor.Youmighthaveamurinarytractinfection.我只是想给你们看我的作品Ijustwantedtoshowyoumyart.资尿!资尿!资尿！Murinal!Murinal!Murinal!不合格！Disqualified!是点描法每一个点都是一张镇居民的照片It,spointillism.Andeachdotisaphotoofacitiz

27、enofthetown.没人在乎啦完全Noonecares.Atall.好吧这是个多媒体作品Okay.So,thisisamultimediaproject.首先一堆用垃圾做的老鼠First,abunchofratsmadeoutofgarbage.这是个电视屏幕会是一个巨大的平板电视AndthisisaTVscreen.Itllbelikeabig,flat-screenTV,会循环播放膝盖手术的视频anditwillplayloopedvideoofkneesurgeries.这边是一个人形大小的仓鼠轮Andthenthisisahuman-sizedhamsterwheel如果能搞到就放

28、在壁画旁边thatwillbenexttothemuralifwecangetone.它会一直旋转然后有一个胖子一直在里面Anditwillbespinningandtherewillbe,like,afatguyinitallthetime,然后尖叫然后吃生牛肉然后流血like,screamingand,like,eatingrawbeefand,like,bleeding.然后血会从他的嘴里流出来之类And,like,bloodwill,like,comeoutofhismouthandstuff这就会放在那个壁画旁边Andthatllbe,like,rightnexttothemural

29、.我只有一个问题为什么Ihaveonequestion.Why?如果你必须问那你就没看懂Ifyouhavetoask,youdontgetit.我觉得他们没真正搞懂这个作业Idontthinktheyreallygottheassignment.如果我们要打败其他所有部门Ifweregonnabeatalltheotherdepartments,我们需要选择能经历时间考验的东西Wehavetochoosesomethingthatwillstandthetestoftime.像蒙娜丽莎一样1.iketheMonaLisa.或者Squeeze乐队的音乐OrthemusicofSqueeze.19

30、22年6月8日Pawnee面包厂被烧成灰烬June8,1922.ThePawneeBreadFactoryburnedtotheground.那天我们损失了很多好面包Welostalotofgoodbreadthatday.还有几条人命Aswellasseveralhumanlives.而这也让整个镇闻起来都像烤吐司Anditalsomadethewholetownsmellliketoast.一个居民形容为“令人不安的诱惑”Whichoneresidentdescribedasdisturbinglyenticing.1但我跑题rButIdigress.我要说的点在于我们将Pawnee重建成

31、现在这个美丽小镇的样子ThepointiswerebuiltPawneetothewonderfultownthatitistoday.为什么你想要一副展示死人的壁画Whywouldyouwantamuralthatshowspeopledying而不是展示活过来的形状呢whenyoucouldhaveshapesthatcomealive?这因为这是我们镇历史上最著名的事件Well,becauseitsthemostfamouseventinourtownshistory.人们会投票给悲剧Andpeoplelovevotingfortragedy.看看奥斯卡获奖的这就是我们的大屠&heart

32、s;杀♥电影1.ookattheOscars.ThisisourHolocaustmovie.这就是我们的英国病人ThisisourEnglishPatient.听起来你在利用悲剧Itsoundslikeyoureexploitingthetragedy.看Ann听懂了好了投票时间各位See,Anngetsit.Okay.Timetovote,everybody.投出你的一票让最优秀最悲惨的项目胜出吧Castyourvotes.Maythebest,mosttragicprojectwin.当我们开始时我们是六个不同的声音Whenwestartedthis,weweresixdi

33、fferentvoices带着六个壁画的点子withsixideasforamural.然后这六个声音组成了一个团队Andthenthosesixvoicescametogetherasateam.今天没有输家Therearenoloserstoday.但有一个赢家我们Butthereisonewinner,us.公园部TheParksDepartment.Tom请发表投票结果Tom,theresultsofthevote,please.1比1比1比1比1比IOne-to-one-to-one-to-one-to-one-to-one.所以都投给了自己对吧Weallvotedforoursel

34、ves,didntwe?是好吧Yeah.Okay.今天第三次了Thirdtimetoday.嗯这鞋擦得好Mmm.That,sagoodshoeshine.他妈的怎么回事啊Whatthefick,man?我.我不知道发生了什么真的I.Idontknowwhathappened.Frankly.我发出了一个声音Iemittedanoise.不由自主的声音Thenoisewasinvoluntary.有时一个声音就是一个声音你知道吧Sometimes,asoundisjustasound.Youknow?我们得削减一些Weneedtowhittlethesedown.我们能都同意减少哪一个设计吗Ca

35、nweallagreeoneliminatinganyofthesedesigns?Ann的太烂了Annsblows.哇毫无保留啊Wow.Dontholdback.无意冒犯但这是一幅巨型的公园图片这不是艺术Nooffense,butit,sagiantpictureofapark.Thatsnotart.至少不是肥胖人形仓鼠吃肉的惨像吧Well,atleastitsnotafathumanhamstereatingmeat.你都不在这工作Youdontevenworkhere.好的朋友们你们说的都有道理Okay,guys,youbothhaveapoint.Ann你的东西有点平庸了Ann,yo

36、urswasalittletrite.APril你的看起来像是地狱作品会让人呕吐AndApril,yourswashellishandmightmakesomeonevomit.111射谢Thankyou.看这些形状有深意的1.ook,theressomethingaboutthoseshapes.这是有感情的艺术Theressomeemotionalartrightthere.小孩都能画成那样Anykidcoulddothat.没有小孩能画成那样Nokidcoulddothat.只有神能做到OnlyGodcoulddothat.这些形状棒在哪了Whatissogreataboutthesha

37、pes?他喜欢这些形状好嘛他也是团队一员Helikestheshapes,okay?Andhespartoftheteam.所以这样吧拿着这些剪刀把你们最喜欢的部分剪下来So,here.Takethesescissorsandcutoutyourfavoriteshapes.然后我们拼成新的团队壁画Andthenwellputthemonanewteammural.我们要做一个新设计Weregoingtomakeanewdesign集♥合♥我们各自设计的精华thattakesthebestpartsofallofourdesigns.安迪沃霍尔艺术家波普艺术倡导者就

38、像你汇聚了米开朗基罗安迪沃霍尔ItslikeifyougotMichelangeloandAndyWarhol杰克逊破洛克抽象表现主义家杰克逊波洛克和加菲猫的JimDavis来创作一幅作品andJacksonPollockandJimDavisfromGarfieldtodoonepainting.想象一下这幅作品有多棒Imaginehowgoodthatpaintingwouldbe.我觉得真的很好Ithinkitsreallygood.我马上回来llberightback.Brendanawicz我们需要你帮个忙Brendanawicz!Weneedyouforsomething.能等下吗

39、我这边忙得不可开交Canitwait?Iamsoswampedhere.Ann出麻烦了我们觉得是嗑药了Annsintrouble.Wethinkitmightbepills.什么-不What?-No.那是个谎Thatsalie.但这也很重要Butthisisjustasimportant.我们需要你看一幅艺术作品Weneedyoutolookatapieceofart.哦天啊Oh,God.这是什么玩艺儿Whatisthat?我们壁画比赛的参赛作品Thisisourentryforthemuralcontest我们不能决定一个设计Wecouldntdecideononedesign,所以我们取了

40、自己喜欢的邰分sowetookpartsthatweallliked然后揉成了一个东西ofourdesigns,andthenwejustkindofsmusheditintoathing.你们做了个四不像Well,youmadeacamel.你们没听说过吗Youveneverheardthatsaying?似龙非龙似虎非虎Thecamelwasactuallyahorsedesignedbyacommittee.你们现在这个玩艺儿就是个丑死人的四不像Andwhatyouguyshavehereisoneuglycamel.特别出演BillPaxton-是GregKinnearFeaturin

41、gBillPaxton.-GregKinnear.对GregKinnear-哦RightGregKinnear.-Oh!BillPaxton也是印第安纳人吗IsBillPaxtonfromIndiana?你得救我们你得设计点啥Youhavetosaveus.Youhavetodesignsomething.1.eslie我不是艺术家1.eslie,mnotanartist.是的你就是Yes,youare.我看过你的素描作品veseenyousketchthings.呃是哦像停止路标的杆子之类Uh,yeah,likepolesforstopsigns.所有人都停下来看啊Thateverybody

42、stopsandlooksat.法律啊LeSlie他们必须这样Bylaw,Leslie.Theyrerequiredto.Mark拜托你是我们之中唯一有点天赋的人1.ook,Mark.Please.Youretheonlyoneofuswho,sactuallygotanytalent.我知道你能做出点好东西Iknowyoulldosomethinggood.而我真的真的想赢得这个比赛AndIreally,reallywanttowinthis.拜托你晚上要做什么呢Please?Whatareyougoingtodotonight?我准备去Arby酒吧看新闻IwasgoingtogotoArb

43、ysandwatchFrontline.好吧我们来看看Okay.Herewego.好的所以这是个老人在公园里喂鸽子Okay.So,itisanoldmanfeedingpigeonsinapark.呃.Pawnee精神？或许吧？Uh.ThespiritofPawnee?Maybe?你在逗我吧Yougottobekiddingme.这怎么会比我的公园场景好呢Howisthatbetterthanmyparkscene?没有这很说明问题Itisnt.Andthatssayingsomething.著名演员出演西北偏北这个男的又是谁有名吗是MartinLandau吗Andwho,stheman?Is

44、hefamous?IsitMartinLandau?我不参与你们的竞争1.ook,Ihavenodoginthisfight.我只是说这幅会赢mjustsayingthatthiswillwin.这什么都不是是一团浆糊It,snothing.Itsmush.画里一个形状都没有啊Mark形状在哪Theresnotevenoneshapeinthere,Mark.Wherearetheshapes?我不是说这幅很好mnotsayingthatthisisanygood.我是说这幅会赢这是大众品味msayingthatthiswillwin.Itsmassappeal.这是汽车旅馆会贴的东西It,s

45、likewhatmotelsputup,会挂在墙上很多年没有人会泼硫酸andithangsthereforyears,andnooneeverthrowsacidatit.嗯谁画的我喜欢Mmm.Whodidthis?Ilikeit.真的吗我说.Seriously?Imean.抱歉Sorry.是啊让我平静Yeah.Itcomfortsme.这幅会赢Thatllwin.这是垃圾Thisisgarbage.我们得回到那些形状Wevegottogobacktotheshapes.不这很无聊No.Thisisboring.我们得回到那些垃圾Wegottogobacktothegarbage.我宁愿选形状也不选这个Iwouldtaketheshapesoverthis.我说不是吧我怎么都不会选那些形状Imean,comeon.-1wouldnttaketheshapesoveranything.我更乐意选Jerry的“资尿”dtakeJerrysmurinaloverthis.不朋友们就是这幅了No,guys.