ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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10、来帮忙处理点数学问题Ihaveanewcompanyandcoulduseyourhelponthemathsideofthings.哦新公♥司♥是干嘛的Oh,whatsthenewcompany?我们专攻在堆上堆上堆上堆的东西Wespecializeinmakingstacksonstacksonstacksonstacks.对哦算了RightPass.我开玩笑的mkidding.是个真的主意It,sarealidea.所以听着一Sogetthis-孩子们总是会长到穿不下衣服Kidsarealwaysgrowingoutoftheirclothes,所以他们的父母

11、不想给他们买♥♥好东西sotheirparentsdontwanttobuy,emnicethings.我准备向中学生出租我的高档衣物mgonnarentmyupscaleclothingtomiddleschoolkids,因为我发现我基本上符合Pawneel2岁孩子的平均尺码becauseIdiscoveredmroughlythesamesizeastheaveragePawnee12-year-old.这居然还真是个好主意Thatsactuallyareallygreatidea.我知道啊你能帮忙看看商业计划1know.Canyoutakealookatth

12、ebusinessplan,告诉我你怎么想吗tellmewhatdoyouthink?当然干嘛不呢太棒了Sure.Whynot?-Awesome.华盛顿人均狗公园的数量比大多数城市更多Washington,D.C.hasmoredogparkspercapitathanmostcities.Pawnee只有两座狗公园-Pawneeonlyhastwodogparks-这座和那座thisoneandthatone,同时也是营业的停车场whichisalsoanactiveparkinglot.你可以再说一遍“人均”吗Canyousaypercapitaagain?我想拍一张你说“人均”的照片Iw

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14、终于没有辜负我andshesfinallylivinguptoit.我觉得我太为她骄傲Imean,Iamsoproudofher,我都想哭了Icouldcry.然后.来了And.herewego.一条小小的批评Onetinycritique.如果你想获得尊重Ifyoudowanttobetakenseriously,你可能想要思考一下要如何展示自己youmightwanttothinkalittlebitabouthowyoupresentyourself.人类农场人类农场不这是给Orin的新行为艺术展做宣传No,thisispublicityforOrinsnewperformanceart

15、show.他是只在人类农场生活的动物Hesananimallivingonahumanfarm.而你可以去亲手喂他Andyoucangoandfeedhimfromyourownhand.恶这也太可怕了Ugh,thatshorrifying,Orin也是andsoisOrin.你不该和他做朋友Youshouldnotbefriendswithhim.所以在分♥析♥了所有选择之后So,afterreviewingalltheoptions,我找到的狗公园最佳选址是48号♥地IfoundthatthebestlocationforthedogparkisL

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17、的是拿着你的这份热情Whatwearegonnadoisweregonnatakeyourenthusiasm,我们把它扎成一捆weregonnabundleitup,然后我们会找到一个狗公园的新址andweregonnafindanewplaceforadogpark.听起来挺有趣吧Doesntthatsoundfun?一二三茄子好姑娘One,two,three,cheese.Goodgirl.早上好AndyGoodmorning,Andy.好吧我电脑有点什么不一样了Okay,somethingisdifferentaboutmycomputer.啊哈它消失了Aha.It,sgone.游戏开

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28、smyquestion.我表现得太我的时候你是怎么拖慢我的HowdidyouusedtoslowmedownwhenIwasbecomingtoome-ish?有时我就给你点累活Sometimesdjustgiveyoubusywork.我有一次让你组织了一本关于印第安纳州不同种类表层土的手册IoncehadyouputtogetherabrochureaboutdifferentkindsofIndianatopsoil.那本土康手册才不是累活Thatsoilbrochurewasnotbusywork.1993年电影我是说人们现在还会提到土事生非呢1mean,peoplestillrefe

29、rtoMulchAdoAboutNothing.无事生非而如果你对一个项目特别的兴奋Andifyouwereparticularlyampedupaboutaproject,我会带你去JJs用华夫饼让你分心dtakeyoutoJJsanddistractyouwithwaffles.那些是分心的华夫饼吗Thoseweredistractionwaffles?我还以为是友谊华夫饼呢Ithoughttheywerefriendshipwaffles.早餐食物可以有多种用途Breakfastfoodcanservemanypurposes.但如果这个人这个RiCky他是个真人Butwhatifthi

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32、proposal,你会发现租个型”和Sweetums的结合会是互利行为youllseethatanalliancebetweenRent-A-SwagandSweetumscouldbemutuallybeneficial.嗯我必须说这比你上一个主意要好太多了Well,Imustsayit,samuchbetterideathanthelastoneyouhad,那个法国美食的东西thatgourmetFrenchfoodthing.“蜗牛邮件”指人工投递的慢速信件/包裹哦我的食用蜗牛外卖♥♥服务蜗牛邮件Oh,myescargotdeliveryservice,Sn

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35、ame.你有兴趣来运营吗Anyinterestinrunningit?哦我-我很抱歉你想让我管理你们的非盈利部门吗Oh,m-msorry,youwantmetorunyournon-profitwing?我知道BobbyNewport是我的继子IknowthatBobbyNewportismystepson,但你在LeSIie竞选时做的工作也太出色了buttheworkyoudidonLesliescampaignwasamazing.你的名字在我们的候选名单上Yournameisonourshortlist.只想搞清楚Justtoclarify,你要全方位拒绝我itsanotomeonall

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37、看着我lookatme,法律上说你必须告诉我youhavetotellmelegally,否则会被考虑为圈套orelseit,sconsideredentrapment抱歉Andy不是我msorry,Andy.Itwasntme.哦大哥真的吗Oh,man,really?不好吧No.-Okay.好吧所以我们知道不是Jerry干的Okay,soweknowitsnotJerry,除非他在对我撒谎unlesshewaslyingtome.我永远分不清人们是不是在对我撒谎Icannevertellwhenpeoplearelyingtome.希望我的警♥察♥工作里不会出I现

38、这种事Hopefullythatdoesntcomeupinmypolicework.我觉得我们该多做点这种事情1thinkweshoulddomorestufflikethis.你知道我觉得Pawnee需要一个很棒的艺术项目Youknow,IthinkPawneeneedsanamazingartsprogram.或许你能抛下一切来协调组织一下Maybeyoushouldjustdropeverythingandcoordinateit.我不傻mnotstupid.那是什么意思Whatisthatsupposedtomean?意思是你带我来这里的唯一原因Itmeansthattheonlyr

39、easonyoubroughtmehere是分散我在狗公园上的注意力istodistractmefromthedogpark.你恨这个展-我爱这个展Youhatethisshow.-1lovethisshow.你最喜欢的部分是啥-难以消化的程度What,syourfavoritepart?-Theheavy-handedness.你知道吗我现在就去找Jamm议员聊Youknowwhat,IhavetogotalktoCouncilmanJammrightnow.你为啥要和Jamm聊啊WhyareyoutalkingtoCouncilmanJamm?因为我跟他说了那个狗公园的主意Because1

40、toldhimaboutthedogparkidea,他很喜欢他觉得是个好主意andhelovesit.Hethinksit,sagreatidea.他要在明天市议会会议上支持我的提议He,sgonnasupportmymotionatthecitycouncilmeetingtomorrow,他还给了我一个很酷的牙医镜来看我的臼齿andhegavemeareallycooldentalmirrortocheckoutmymolars.我们的争论不说你和Jamm要小心点Ourdisputeaside,youshouldbecarefulwithJamm.他是条蛇我跟你说Hesasnake,mt

41、ellingyou.是啊说得像我现在好像应该最相信你一样Yeah,likeIshouldtrustyououtofallpeoplerightnow.眸眸安静怪人Moo.Moo.-Quiet,weirdo.你不是应该扮作一只羊吗Arentyousupposedtobeasheep?不你才是No.Youare.哦闭嘴Oh,shutup.今日小企业由BrianRaisins主持Tom会很适合作为侧写形象上你的节目Tomwouldmakeagreatprofileforyourshow.我是说这是个从一系列难以置信的笨蛋商业策略中学经验的人Imean,thisisaguywhoslearnedthr

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