Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、你好Hi.你的驾照、银行卡和结婚证Driverslicense,bankingcard,andmarriageregistration.将剪下的指甲放入此处你申请的是高风险吗？Didyou,um,applyforhigh-risk?是的Yeah,Idid.那你以前是Mm.-So,whatareyou,like,联邦调查局的？ex-FBI?差不多吧Somethinglikethat.你要是再跟我女儿说话Youtalktomydaughteragain.你被开了？Yougetthrownout?差不多吧Somethinglikethat.如果这么说能让你好受一点的话Ifitmakesyoufeel

2、anybetter,也没人愿意要我nobodywouldtakemeeither.我确实好受些了Itdoes.如果我们失败了你觉得会怎么样？Whatdoyouthinkhappensifwefail?我们的婚姻吗？Ourmarriage?我们的任务Ourmission.这段婚姻的开端不错非常棒Thismarriageisstartingoffon-onagreatfoot.Justgreat.麦克斯？Max?麦克斯？Max?你在干什么？Whatareyoudoing?看一下你的东西Justgoingthroughyourstuff.你在做什么？Whatwereyoudoing?我在做冥想Iwa

3、smeditating.酷Oh.Thatscool.你每天都做吗？Uh,doyoudothateveryday?以前是的Iusedto,那是因为我没想到有人可能会翻我的东西beforeIthoughtsomebodymightgothroughmystuff.那东西对手眼协调有帮助Itssupposedtobegoodforhand-eyecoordination.是的这个是日本货对吗？Yeah,it,s-it,sJapanese,right?是的是我爸给我的他在那里驻扎过一段时间Yeah.Mydadgaveittome.Hewasstationedoutthereforawhile.厉害Im

4、pressive.我要出去买♥♥点早餐mgonnagooutand,uh,mgonnagetsomebreakfast.好的Okay.我要看一下你的东西mgonnagothroughyourstuff.你要什么特别的早点吗？Doyouwantanythingspecial?不用No,跟你一样就行justwhateveryouwant.史密斯夫妇102号♥!102!102号♥借过102.Thatsme.你好我是102号♥Hi.102.我要两份经典葱花奶油干酪Uh,canIgettwoclassicscallioncreamch

5、eese,原味贝果不要放刺山柑uh,plainbagels?Andholdthecapers.还要其他的吗？-不要了Anythingelse?-No.谢谢Thankyou.外套厌氧发酵法性♥爱♥自助餐性♥爱♥玩具商店食人者和食人怪癖禁区别把我放进烤箱里Dontputmeintheovenandcookme.我不想在里面拍摄Idontwanttogointhere.过来让我给你撒点调料Comehereandletmeseasonyou.把橄榄油抹遍你的全身Rubthisoliveoilalloveryou.不要煮我No,dontcookme

6、.你有养猫吗？Doyouhaveacat?你好-嗨你有养猫吗？Hithere.Hi.Doyouhaveacat?没有怎么了？No.Why?它毁坏了我的植物还在我家后院拉屎Itsbeendestroyingmyplantsandshittinginmybackyard.我没养猫Idonthaveacat.你确定吗？Areyousure?因为后来Becausethen我家狗出去吃了那坨猫屎mydoggoesoutandheeatsthecatpoo,我相信你能理解那相当恶心whichmsureyoucanunderstandisprettygross.确实很恶心Thatisreallygross,

7、yeah.不No,也许你应该训练下你的狗叫它不要吃屎uh,maybeyoushouldtrainyourdogtonoteatshit.我不确定那样行不行mnotsureyoucantrainadognottodothat.真的吗？Really?Idon,tknow.我不知道我觉得狗可以被训练做很多事Ithinkyoucantrainadogtodoalotofthings.我要去给约翰送早餐了Well,I,IshouldgetJohnhisbreakfast不过关于你的花♥国♥我很遗憾那太糟糕了msorryaboutyourgarden,though.Thatsu

8、cks.你们俩有花♥园♥吧?Youtwohaveagarden,right?那个堆肥桶？Withacomposter?在屋顶上？Ontheroof?是的Yeah,wedo.非常棒It,sprettygreat.是啊在城市里有那样的花♥园♥很棒Yeah,it,snicetohavethatinthecity.这栋房♥子很漂亮It,sabeautifulproperty.我们觉得自己非常幸运Youknow,wefeelreallylucky.这是我们梦想的房♥子Itsourdreamhouse.我们一直以来都想要这

9、样的房♥子Itskindofbeensomethingwewantedforawhile.抱歉我并不是想多管闲事我是一名家居设计师msorry,mnottryingtobenosy.madesigner.Interiors.我住隔壁Ilivenextdoor.-Oh.你们很快就把一切都搞定了我很惊讶Iwasamazedathowquicklyyourguysgotallthatworkdone.他们是自♥由♥职业者还是Aretheyfreelance,or.?是的Yeah.自♥由♥职业者-你是做哪一行的？Freelance.

10、Whatdoyoudoforaliving?我是软件工程师masoftwareengineer.来自旧金山那你丈夫呢？FromSanFrancisco.Andyourhusband?这是采访吗？Isthisaninterview?不No.我们是同行一起共事Wedothesamething.Weworktogether.那你们俩肯定很合拍Well,youtwomustreallyhaveanunderstanding.除了我那条笨狗以外Outsideofmydumbdog,我无法想象跟任何人在一起那么久Icantimaginespendingthatmuchtimewithanyone.那太棒了

11、Thatsgreat.是啊Yeah.他叫约翰你呢？SohesJohn.Andyouare?简Jane.约翰和简JohnandJane.是的Yeah.你的狗叫什么名？Andyourdog?诗人Poet.它名叫诗人取自预言者He,sPoet.FromTheProphet.好棒的名字Thats,thatsgreat.那诗人肯定不会太笨对吗？Poetcantbetoodumb,then,right?请慢用你们的早餐Enjoyyourbreakfast.谢谢Thanks.那人想干什么？What,supwiththatguy?你好Uh,hi.我不知道1dontknow.不过他还挺帅的Thinkheskin

12、dofhot,though.那好啊Cool.他肯定在盯着我们Hesdefinitelywatchingus.他还有条以预言者命名的狗Andhehas,um,hehasadognamedafterTheProphet,那是我最喜欢的书之一whichisoneofmyfavoritebooks.那是人人都最喜欢的书-是吗？It,soneofeveryone,sfavoritebooks.Isit?是的是我最喜欢的之一Yeah.Itsoneofmine.你吃醋了？Areyoujealous?我吗？对Me?-Yeah.你听上去像是吃醋了Yousoundjealous.不我没吃醋只是.No,mnotje

13、alous.It,sjust.听我妻子说邻居帅it,s-it,sweirdtohavemywifesay有点奇怪theneighborishot.可我其实并不是你的妻子Butmnotyourwife,actually.没错我知道Yeah.True.I-Iknowthat.我们其实并没有在一起我知道Werenottogether,really.-Iknow.我明白我知道好的Igetit.-Okay.但你觉得公♥司♥希望我们1knowthat,but,youknow,doyouthinktheCompanywantsusto.?发生性关系？Tohavesex?不No.那

14、个好吧算是一部分Well,yeah,partofit.建立发展恋爱关系Togettogether.我认为我们不该那么做Idontthinkweshould.是啊-你呢？Doyou?不我不认为我们应该有那个必要No,Idontthinkweshould,necessarily.我是说我认为公私分明会更好Imean,Ithinkitsbetterifwejustkeepitseparate.当然了没错-那样更简单Absolutely,yeah.-Itsjustsimplerthatway.我不是说我们应该那么做我知道我只是mnotsayingweshould.Iknow,Iknow,mjust.这

15、样很好我们意见一致Itsgreat.Wereagreeing.我同意你的看法Iagreewithyou.给我给你带了早餐Here,Igotyoubreakfast.是全味贝果加了熏鞋鱼和蛋黄酱It,saeverythingbagelwithIoxandsalmononit我一般不吃早餐-什么？Iusuallydon,teatbreakfast.-What?!我到中午才吃东西Waituntilnoon.那你没口福了Oofyourloss.JIloveyouso.我该尝尝看吗？ShouldItryit?是的-那好Mm-hmm.Yeah.-Okay.JAsIwaswalkingdownthestre

16、etoneday.我的天啊Oh,myGod.好吃吧？Right?很好吃Itsverygood.我就知道你会喜欢1knewyoudloveit妈呀Damn.那么So,um.你真的想结婚吗？.didyouactuallywanttogetmarried?在现实生活里？Inreallife?是的Uh,yeah.-Mm.是的我是说Yeah.Imean,全心全意地thereissomethingniceabout去爱一个人很好beingcommittedto,like,anotherperson.我觉得那很棒Ithinkthatskindofcool.我觉得Ithink在劳顿了一天之后beingable

17、tocomehome回到家时attheendofashittydayand,youknow,亲吻一个人justkisssomeone就可以消除所有的劳累和不快andmakeitallgoaway.JBymyside.理论上来说那样.intheoryitfeelslikethats,可以说是完美的对吧？那很棒like,perfectright?Mm.-Itsgreat.那你干吗还要干这行呢？So,why-why-whydyougodownthispath,then?为了钱Money.很好哦谢天谢地Good.Oh,thankGod.是啊我也是-好的Me,too.Yeah.我们要做个约定吗？Shou

18、ldwemakeapact?我喜欢约定-好的太好了我也是1lovepacts.Okay,good.Me,too.我提议Ithink,我们设定一个让双方都满意的金额let,smakeacertainamountofmoney等挣到了那个金额我们就分道扬镰thatwebothfeelgoodabout,andthenwecanpartourways,各走各的路liveourownlives.好的没问题Okay.Sure.JGoodbye.不发♥生♥关♥系♥-绝对不发生Nosex?-Never.不发♥生♥关&hear

19、ts;系♥-不好极了Nosex.-Great.说实话我现在很想做♥爰♥Kindawanttohavesexnow,1gottobehonest,uh.-只是因为刚才那个约定It,sjust,causeofthepact.但是不能做对吗？不能Butno.Butno.-No,no,no.不能没错-我们就是这么约定的Right?Thatswhatweagreed.-No.Yeah.我们收到了一个包裹Wegotapackage.谁送的？From?嗨嗨先生Mr.Hihi.好吧Okay.“嗨嗨,Hihi.“欢迎回来Welcomeback.“你们的下一个任务Fory

20、ournextmission,“参加无声拍卖♥♥会attendsilentauction.“要穿正装Black-tieevent.“要惊艳”Dresstoimpress.你看上去美极了Youlooknice.谢谢你也是Oh,thankyou.Sodoyou.可以走了吗？是的Youreadytogo?-Yeah.“第一步Stepone,“确定沃霍尔的银色车祸的最高出价者”identifyhighbidderofWarholsSilverCarCrash.111射谢Thankyou.“第二步Steptwo.“给对方注射单剂量的真&hearts湘♥血清Adm

21、inistersingledoseoftruthserum.”“不要超过单剂量Donotexceedsingledose.“录下对方说出的所有信息Recordanyandallinformationtheygiveyou.“请遵守一些规则Pleasefollowafewrules.“不要造成伤亡绝对不能留下人证”Nocasualties.Absolutelynowitnesses.最后一句字全部用的大写看来他是认真的Thoselastpartswerewritteninallcaps.Seemslikehesseriousaboutthat.晚上好谢谢Goodevening.-Evening.

22、Thankyou.怎么了？Whatswrong?我要去把鞋面磨一下mgonnagoscuffupmyshoes.什么为什么？What?Why?因为我要扮成服务员Causemgonnagoinascatering.我觉得我们应该一起Ithink.Ithinkweshouldsticktogether.如果我跟你进去IfIgointhere,1IbeoneofsixBlackguys很可能被其他黑人认出来whoprobablyallknoweachother.那样我就不方便行动了这样更好相信我Iwontbeabletomovearound.Thisisbetter,trustme.好吧Okay.H

23、old,hold,um.你能帮我把这个寄存起来吗？Couldyoucheckthisforme?为什么？Why?这可是古驰的ItsGucci.好的Okay.谢谢Thanks.你好我是简史密斯Hi.mJaneSmith.-Hi.Smith.好的Okay.未知头骨竞拍价19500美元银色车祸（双重灾难）安迪沃霍尔1963年口渴吗女士？Thirsty,madam?你可真烦人Youresoannoying.我们进来了Wegotin.你所要做的就是出价我会留意我们的那位“朋友”的Allyougottodoisbid,andllkeepaneyeoutforourfriend.好吧别走远Okay,just

24、stayclose.用无线通讯设备联♥系♥Yougotmeonthecomms.好吧那怎么在无声拍卖♥♥中找出最高出价者呢？Okay,sohowarewesupposedtofindthehighestbidderatasilentauction?不如用传统的间谍手段试试看？Howaboutsomeold-fashionedspying?长痣的那位女士Molelady,为沃霍尔的作品出价七百万sevenmillionontheWarhol.胸上淌汗的这位出价一千万Sweatytits,tenmillion.天啊拜托千万别给我起外号&hea

25、rts;Oh,Jesus,pleasenevergivemeanickname.这位美国精神病人出价五千万AmericanPsycho,50millionontheWarhol.我去看下这位安吉拉兰斯伯里出价多少mgonnacheckonAngelaLansburyoverhere.不好意思这些是什么？Excuseme,whatdoyouhavethere?这些是橄榄油布丁Um,theseare.it,s-itsoliveoilpudding.好的谢谢Okay.Thankyou.要知道你在这方面很有天赋Youknow,youreanaturalatthis.要是当不成间谍你该考虑下做餐饮服务I

26、fthespystuffdoesntworkout,youshouldconsidercatering.我想我们找到赢家了Ithinkwehaveawinner.等等什么？是谁？Wait,what?Who?银色车祸（双重灾难）安迪沃霍尔1963年出价一点零六亿长时间轮班抱歉1.ongshift.Sorry.你端的盘子里有各种美食Youhaveallthosetreatsonyourplate.你应该吃一个Youshouldeatone.我觉得你早上真该把那个贝果都吃了的Iguessyoushouldhavefinishedthatbagel.得让他离开人群走到他跟前说些搞笑的东西Wegotto

27、gethimalone.Goovertohim,saysomethingfunny.说搞笑的东西？Saysomethingfunny?没错施展魅力引诱他之类的Yeah,bealluring.Like,seducehimorsomething.什么？What?他朝你走过来了上吧简Hesheadedtowardsyou.Justgo,Jane.上Justgo.我查一下他lllookhimup.天啊我就觉得他面熟Oh,shit,I-IknewIrecognizedthisguy.他是埃里克谢恩ThatsEricShane.是房♥地♥产♥大亨上西区一半的地都是

28、他的He,sarealestatemogul.HeownshalfoftheUpperWestSide.薄荷糖？Mint?薄荷糖？你要薄荷糖吗？Mint?Wouldyoulikeamint?净资产约150亿美元没有配偶没有孩子没有当前地址Networth$15billion.Nospouse,nokids,nocurrentaddress.上一处住♥宅♥地址在西86街411号♥1.astlistedresidence:411West86thStreet.那个地方是你的吗Di.didyou,um,didyouownthatplace就是西86街上的那处住

29、♥宅♥?onWest86thStreetwiththegorgeousirondetailing阳台上的铁艺很华丽？onthebalcony?我想念那个地方Imissthatplace.景色很美Greatviews.Mm.-Yeah.我就说你看着很眼熟嘛1knewyoulookedfamiliar.我是你的邻居Iwasyourneighbor.真的吗？Hmm.Really?-Mm-hmm.是的你看起来确实脸熟Yes,youdoseem.familiar.是吗？Familiar.你有什么看上的东西吗？So,hasanythingcaughtyoureye?这是无声拍卖

30、♥♥会所以.It,sasilentauction,so.我们必须想办法让他离开人多的地方Wegottofindawaytogethimalone.这下Now,就好多了thatisbetter.谢谢？Thankyou?什么？Whatthefuck?好无聊啊Oh,God,it,sallsoboring.只是一种花大钱的无聊方式Justabig,boringwaytospendalotofmoney,hmm?如果真是这样你就不会竞拍沃霍尔的作品了Ifthatweretrue,youwouldnthavebidontheWarhol.那是唯一值得出价的东西Itstheonl

31、yoneworthbiddingon.死亡时刻It,sthemomentofdeathrepeated.重复凝结Mm-hmm.-Frozen.通过影像将其永远留存下来Eternalizedintoimage.-Mm-hmm.这是无价的Itspriceless.你在做什么？不能在这里动手Jane,whatareyoudoing?Youcan,tstickhimhere.大写的“不能有证人”Therestoomanypeople.Nowitnesses.1一切东西都是有价格的Allcaps.-Everythingha-hasitsprice.我觉得那要看谈判的情况Ithinkitsamattero

32、fnegotiation.你愿意卖♥♥掉它吗价格是.Wouldyoubewillingtosellitfor.不请恕我失陪了No.Now,ifyoullexcuseme.我觉得你该让我试试我想你可能不是他喜欢的类型Ithinkyoushouldletmetry.Ithinkyoumaynotbehistype.好吧我有个愚蠢的想法Okay,Ihaveasillyidea.是什么想法？Mm-hmm,andwhatisthat?你跟我HowaboutyouandI去一个隐秘的地方gosomewhereprivate,然后付钱让一名服务员andwepayoneofthec

33、aterwaiters做任何我们想做的事？todowhateverwewant?那位服务生会是谁呢？Andwhowouldthatbe?你们想要我做什么？Whatdoyouwantmetodo?跪下Getonyourknees.是的很好Yes,verygood.你也跪下You,too.在他旁边跪下Nexttohim.现在就去Now.再靠他近一些Closer.再近点儿Okay.Closer.你们的脸Putyourfaces.再靠近些closer.手脚都着地Getonallfours.张开嘴Openyourmouths并伸出舌头andstickoutyourtongues.你们俩都是狗Youreb

34、othdogs.两只狗Twodogs第一次在公园见面meetingattheparkforthefirsttime周围没有人withnoonearound.严肃点！Beserious!继续1.etsresume.好的Okay.很好Yes.彼此亲密接触Intimatelyengagewitheachother.对Yes.Mm-hmm.相互认识一下1.earn,learn,learneachother.你们俩都是狗Yourebothjustdogs.现在亲吻对方Nowkiss.还是像狗一样Stillasdogs.再来一次Again.再来再来一次Again.Again.什么？What?!那是什么？W

35、hatwas.Whatwasthat?What.你做了什么？Whatdidyoudo?你♥他♥妈♥为什么那么做？Whythefuckdidyoudothat?什么？-是你叫我做的What?Youtoldmetodoit.不我那是告诉你让我来No.ItoldyouIwasgonnadoit.才不是呢！No!-你们为什么Whyareyou.要像看一个lookingatmelike.巨人那样看着我？likemabig,biggiant?你你还好吗？Are-are.Areyouokay?我觉得我有点饥渴malittlehorny,Ithink.还非常非常害怕我

36、Alsovery,veryfrightened.I.我觉得我勃起了Ithinkmhard.不我没勃起No.No,mnothard.很好这F我放心了Good.mrelieved.我可能只是尿出来了1mayhavepeedjustthetiniest一点点bit.这太他妈可怕了Thisisfuckingawful.我们要一直听他说下去吗直到他说山一些有价值的东西?Dowejustlistenuntilhegivesussomethingvaluable?我不知道I-Idontknow.嗨嗨说了要把一切都录下来-他是个坏人Hihisaidrecordeverything.Hesabadseed,ye

37、ah是的我认为他是个坏人-好吧Abadseed.Okay.Allright好的Okay.我们扶你起来你需要坐起来Weregonnahelpyouup.Youneedtositup.好吧-数到三.Mustbesomething.-Allright.没关系-离开离开这里！Thatsokay.-Getthe.Getoutofhere!342沃霍尔的银色车祸双重灾难Bidder342.WarholsSilverCarCrashDoubleDisaster.大家好Hi.Hi.-Ah.大家好Ah,hi.-Hi.你们好Hello.我是埃里克谢恩I-mEricShane.您无需公开自己Oh,well,youd

38、ontneedtoannounceyourself但我们真的非常感谢您的慷慨出价butwereallyappreciateyourgenerousbid.我I我今晚花了很多钱Ispentalotofmoneytonight.因为我花得起！Because1can.是的Yes.谢恩先生我们把您的画准备好了Mr.Shane,wehaveyourpaintingforyou.您可以去喝些水Shh.-Ithinkyoucouldusesomewater.不如您过来坐一下吧？我所拥有的Whydontyougotakeaseatoverhere?非法资金Theamountofillegitimatemone

39、yIhave,有数十亿美元billionsandbillionsofillegaldollars,我一点都不会觉得惭愧I-Idontfeelbadaboutitatall.我是说我不觉得I-Ireallydont.这样会很奇怪吗？Imean,isthattotallyweird?没有悔意Noremorse?理直德知道那些岛屿Richardknowsabouttheislands.他现在就在这里He,shere某个地方somewhere.还有菲利普And-and-andPhilip.菲利普布朗斯坦他在那儿呢PhilipBronstein.Yes.Wait.Philip,嘿等等不！hey,hey.

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