Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公骗人精给我站住身上有金子吗Stoprightthere!Yougotanygold?好好好让我看看那个笨玩意Yeah,right!Letmeseethatstupidthing!你怕不是往里面藏了金子Youreprobablyhidingsomegoldinhere.空的Empty!给我拿走白♥痴♥骗子快滚Here,youdumblittleliar!Now,getlost!哎哟喂FiddleDeetwiddles!照这

2、样下去我绝对找不到我金子Atthisrate,Illneverfindmegold.什么动静Where,sthatsoundcoiningfrom?早安爱尔兰Topothemornin,Ireland!圣帕特里克节快乐AndhappySt.Patricksday.确实巨型写实风飞行老虎Yousaidit,giantrealisticflyingtiger.放眼望去尽是这个国家的真实写照Thissureisanaccurateportrayalofthiscountry.老爱尔兰可是天才叔公But,UncleGrandpa爱尔兰不到处都是小妖精吗isntIrelandfullofI-I-I-Ie

3、prechauns?小妖精吗哪有的事1.eprechauns?!Thisguy!肚包大家都知道小妖精都是假的BellyBag,everyoneknowsleprechaunsaremake-believe.怎么这么紧张啊Whyyoustressin,dawg?你胳膊会绷紧的Yourshouldersaregonnagetalltense.并且我好朋友森林大王就住爱尔兰Besides,Irelandiswheremygoodfriendtheforestkinglives.他是我大学校友He,smyoldcollegebuddy.上的都是帮助孩子魔力专业Webothmajoredinchildh

4、elpingmagic不过他后来走了商业路线buthetookthebusinessroute.每年差不多会做六尊塑像He,smakinglikesixfiguresayear.森林大王Theforestking?一听就是有我金子的人Soundslikejustthefellowwhohasmegold.给我走开Getoutofhere!我们最后需要担心的就是Thelastthinganyofusneedtoworryabout某些童话故事里的笨蛋怪人issomedumbfairy-talefreak.请问你可不可以帮我找我的金子Iwaswonderingifyoucouldhelpmefin

5、dmegold?小妖精1.eprechaun!居然是真的居然是真的Theyrereal!They1rereal!我当然是真的Ofcoursemreal.而且我只是想知道我AndIjustwantedtoknowifI-什么Whatthe?!给我住手Stopthat!我要你们带我见你的森林大王朋友Ineedyoutotakemetoyourforestkingfriendand-我说给我住Isaidstopdoingtha你发什么神经Areyoucrazy?!别打我了Stophittingme!快肚包拿胡椒黏液Quick,BellyBag,thepepperslime!给Here!不不不No,n

6、o,no!上Go!真是岂有此理Forcryingoutloud-先听我说一下Justlistentomeforasec听我1.istentom-它还活着Itsstillalive!我们是不是对他太残暴了点Doyouthinkwewerealittleharshonhim?还不够残暴小妖精内心不纯洁No.Leprechaunsarenotpureofheart.并且怎么弄它们也不会有感觉Besides,theydonthaveanyfeelings,anyway.我恨那家伙小妖精怎么他了Ihatethatfella!What,swrongwithleprechauns?我要是个人类小孩子Ibet

7、ifIwereahumanchild他肯定就会来帮我hedhavenoproblemhelpingme.等一下有了Waitasecond!Thatsit!超强小男孩道具系列小男孩专用作业把自己伪装成人类小男孩lldisguisemyselfasalittlehumanboy他肯定就会来帮我了andthenhellhavetohelpme.哎哟喂TweedleDeetwiggles!我马上就会富得流油了mabouttobericherthanmewildestdreams!于是我就跟总管说道要是不带经理来SoItoldthemaitred,ifhedidntbringoutthemanager我

8、就出不来这个制冰机了dnevergetoutofthisicemachine.你好我叫小布拉德利Hellothere!MynameislittleBradley!只是个穿越森林的小男孩mjustalittleol,boywalkingthroughtheforest.你好小布拉德利我是你的天才叔公Hellothere,littleBradley!myourUncleGrandpa!你这么年轻的爱尔兰小男孩WhatsaconvincinglyyoungIrishboylikeyourself来这边干什么doinghere?森林里有位可恶的小妖精Youknow,theresafilthylittl

9、eleprechauninthesewoods.超级丑还臭气熊天Hesreallyuglyandsmellslikechlorine.怕是一辈子都没有女朋友爱Probablyneverhadagirlfriendhisentirelife.不过我把他给吓跑了ButIscaredhimaway.他就跟小宝宝似的哭着跑远rHerancryinglikealittlebaby.估计跑别人垃圾桶大口吃垃圾去了He,sprobablyoutsomewheregorginghimselfontrashfromsomebodysgarbagecan.好我都知道Okay!Igetit!我是说谢谢你警告我天才叔

10、公Imean.Thankyouforthewarning,UncleGrandpa.请问能不能帮我找到我的金子呢Now,Iwaswonderingifyoucouldkindlyhelpmefindmegold?金子吗Gold?没听说过Neverheardofit.不过我特别爱帮助孩子们ButIsurelovehelpingkids!所以我会帮你忙的Sotheanswerisyes,Illhelpya!你让我好快乐出发吧Youvemadethislittleboysohappy!Letsgo!老虎麻烦看守一下露营车Tiger,beadollandwatchtherv我得去帮那位长胡子的小孩子w

11、hilemoffhelpingthatkidwithabeard.你放心你的天才叔公Dontworry,yourUncleGrandpa马上就能找到你的金子isgonnafindyourgold,Iicketysplit!这是你的金子吗Isthisyourgold?不是.No.叔公论♥坛♥金子Gold?不是No.哎哟喂TwiddleDeeDee.天才叔公我跟你说这不是我金子1.ook,UncleGrandpa,thisisntmegold.柠檬不是我的金子1.emonsarentmegold.我的金子是一大堆亮晶晶的金币Megoldisabigpileofshiny

12、coins-可以拿来买♥♥东西thatyoucanbuythingswith!有没有在附近看到那玩意Seenanythinglikethataround?金子就是金钱Goldismoney!我知道谁有很多钱Iknowwhohaslotsomoney!那就是森林大王Theforestking,ofcourse!我知道他的神秘歌♥谣And1knowhissecretrhyme.森林大王快快现身Forestking,forestking,showmewhereyouare!跟我来年轻人Followme,youngboys!我来带你寻找森林大王llleadye

13、totheforestking!这边走年轻人Thisway,youngmen!有点吓人啊哎哟喂1.ooksalittlespooky,fiddleDeeDee.不用怕布拉德利Dontworryaboutit,Bradley.这里没东西伤得到你Nothingcanhurtyou因为你就身在森林大王的森林王国intheforestking,sforestkingdom-前提是你内心纯洁justaslongasyourepureofheart.看吧爱尔兰才不可怕See?Irelandisntsoscary-吓不到我们两位内心纯洁的小男孩certainlynotforustwopure-hearted

14、boys.怎么可能会有东西伤得到我们呢Whatcouldpossiblyharmus?怎么了Whatisit,boy?觉得我很帅吗觉得我很迷人吗YouthinkIlookhandsome?Youthinkmcharming?机智幽默又漂亮吗Witty,droll,ravishing?有只怪物在咬你没感觉吗Amonsterbitingyou!Cantyoufeelthat?!才没有早说过我内心纯洁了Nah.Itoldyou,mpureofheart!你吓不倒我我可是内心纯洁的小Youdon,tscareme!mapure-heartedBo-是不是皮痒了Tickles,doesntit,spor

15、t?等等我们Waitforus!布拉德利快来看Hey,Bradley,checkitout!我是渔夫mafisherman!现在你来Nowyoudoit!那个我Well,lfuh.我其实过敏而且我Yasee,Ihaveallergies,andI,uh.让你来Youdoit.难道说你内心不纯洁Orareyounotpure?那我就靠过去Guesslljustleanoverand.看一眼TakeaIooksy.哎哟喂DiddlyDee.我们到了Werehere!森林大王好地方Niceplace.你是谁Whoareyou?布拉德利Bradley!走吧好朋友一起去见森林大王1.etsgo,frie

16、nd.Let,sgomeettheforestking!你们好Hellothere!两位年轻人想必是在寻找森林大王吧Youtwoyoungboysmustbelookingfortheforestking.他外出参加电玩大会去了He,sawayatavideo-gameconvention所以他就叫我来照看一下soheaskedmekindlyifIdidntmindlookingafter他放那边的一大袋钱hisbigbagofmoneyoverthere.哎哟喂TwattleDee-Dee!我可以为你们两位小男孩做什么呢So,whatcanIdoforyouboys?你有没有意大利面或者是

17、Doyouhaveanyspaghettior,uh.我们想看金子拜托Wedliketolookatthegold,please!好当然可以Sure,Idontseewhynot不过得先证明自己内心纯洁才能看justsolongasyoucanproveyou,repureofheart.你先来帅男孩Youfirst,handsomeboy.我有25级的纯洁内心Ihavealevel25pureheart,ofcourse外加超像小男孩五级加成你看吧andaplus-fiveboy-likewonder,see?天才叔公25级超像小男孩5级加成非常好Verygood.那你呢小家伙Now,wha

18、taboutyou,littlefella?邪恶花招邪恶小妖精邪恶恶魔10级30级100级哎哟喂Twittletayteetoe.给你看Thereyago!小男孩帽子五级加成可以准许通过Okay!Offyougo,boys!还有布拉德利And,Bradley.等会儿再见Seeyarealsoon.就在这边布拉德利Thereyougo,Bradley.爰尔兰的所有金子AllthegoldinIreland!起开走开滚开Getaway!Goon,scram!我的金子Megold!我的金子我的金子Megold,megold!布拉德利你中了什么邪Bradley,whatscomeoveryou?!你表

19、现一点都不像小男孩Yourenotactingveryboy-like.你完全中计了天才叔公Yourearealsap.UncleGrandpa!我根本就不是小男孩mnotaboyatall!看见没See?!小妖精1.eprechaun!又脏又臭的小妖精Adirty,little,stinkingleprechaun!你一定自以为可以偷走金子Ibetyouthinkyoucanstealthatgold!我决不让你得逞Well,Iwontletyou!不好Oh,no!哎哟喂Twoddletwoddledoo!完蛋他还是偷走了森林大王的金子Oh,no!Hemadeoffwiththeforest

20、kingsgold.趁森林大王还没回来我先开溜Maybelljustleavebeforetheforestkingreturns.森林大王回来了Theforestkingreturns!大家好你们好都想我了吗Hey,everybody!Hey,yall!Y,allmissme?叔公你好啊Hey,UncleG.What,sup?!好搞笑的鬼脸怎么了Thatsafunnyface,man.Whatsup?说真的有什么事没事吧Seriously,whatsup?Youoka-我的金子Mygold!完了废了Aw,man!Aw,no!我的金子是怎么了Whathappenedtomygold,man?有

21、个小妖精偷走了Aleprechauntookit该死太倒霉了Oh,dang!Thisisbad.唯有金子才能让这片森林正常Goldiswhatkeepsthisforesttogether.看看这位看看他的柔弱细腿1.ookatthisguy.Lookathisweaklittlelegs.腿长成这样可没法跳舞Hecantdancewiththose.连站都站不稳Hecanbarelystand.再看这位AndIookatthisone.他应该这样子吗Ishesupposedtolooklikethat?你知道不我反正不知道Youknow?Idontknow.天啊太糟糕了Oh,man,this

22、isbad!我们该怎么办天才叔公Whatshouldwedo.UncleGrandpa?我不知道Idontknow.得有宛如彩虹一样充满亮点的才智Itdtakeallthesparklesofarainbow才骗得到小妖精toconaleprechaun.有办法了Idea!你没事吧Youokay,man?集♥合♥你森林里的全体动物Getyourforestcritterstogether剩下的交给天才叔公andleavetheresttounckygumper!别给我挡道mwalkinghere!赏点钱先生Sparesomechange,sir?想得美Noway!这

23、钱是我好不容易赚来的非我莫属Iworkhardformemoney,andit,smine!拜托先生可不可以赏点钱Please,sir,canyousparesomechange?不行你就只会把钱花去买♥♥汽水跟糖果No!Youlljustspenditonsodaandcandies!它们全都看中了我的幸运金币Theyreallaftermeluckycoins.赏点钱Somechange?给我滚Getoutofhere!我得把金子藏起来Ineedtoputmegoldsomewhere.藏到隐秘的地方哪好呢Somewheresecret,butwhere?小妖精

24、常将金子藏匿于彩虹尽头有办法了Idea!抓到了小兔崽子Gotyou,littlepiggy!可可可我跟着彩虹走了啊ButbutbutIfollowedthatrainbow!那可不是彩虹Thataintnorainbow,chum!是巨型写实风飞行老虎Thatsgiantrealisticflyingtiger!干得漂亮天才叔公你成功了Goodjob,UncleGrandpa,youdidit!天啊我的金子Oh,man,mygold!我的森林又能焕发生:机了Nowmyforestcanthriveonceagain.大家金子都拿去Hereyougo,guys!Havesomegold!金子大家都有份Goldforeveryone!你让金子物归原主了Now,youreturnedmygoldtome作为奖赏我要实现你的一个愿望andforthatIgrantyouonewish.有了Igotit!消灭全体小妖精Thedestructionofallleprechauns.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.