英语幽默小故事.ppt

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1、Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”,English joke,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this

2、,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课

3、上）,Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：They al

4、l have,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days,Teacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：They all have,English joke,【4】The penBill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistake

5、s,English joke,【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,Bill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were

6、only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）,Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English joke,