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1、怪物史莱克英文剧本完整Shrek1 script 怪物史瑞克 01部 Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had att

2、empted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true loves first kiss. Like thats ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think hes in here. All right. Lets get it! Hol

3、d on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. Hell groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. Theyll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Theyll chew your livers, squeeze

4、the jelly from your eyes. Actually, its quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the

5、witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldnt turn me in. Ill never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. Im not a puppet, Im a real boy. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 -

6、Shrek1 script Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, dont let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, Ive got a talking donkey! Right. Well thats good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? Hes just a li., just a little nervous. Hes really quite

7、a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! Thats it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. Ive talked to. Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -Thats right, fool! Now Im a flying, talking donkey! You

8、 might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you aint never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport you to de

9、signated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you talking to. .me? Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. They thought t

10、hat was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, thats great. Really. Man, its good to be free. Now, why dont you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But I. I dont have a

11、ny friends. And Im not going out there by myself. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea. Ill stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine. Together well scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you dont mine me sa

12、ying. If that dont work, your breath will certainly do the job done, cause. you definitively need some tic-tac or something, cause your breath stinks! Man youve ? my note! Just like the time. .and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you

13、 following me? Ill tell you why. Cause Im all alone, there is no one here, beside me. My problems have all gone. Theres no one to derive me. But you got to have free . -Stop singing! Well, its no wonder, you dont have any friends. Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Listen! Little do

14、nkey. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Take a look at me! What am I? A. .really tall? No! Im an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesnt that bother you? Nope. Really? -Really really. Oh? Man, I like you. Whats your name? A., Shrek. Shrek?! But do you know, what I like abou

15、t you, Shrek? Youve got that kind of: I dont care what nobody thinks of me thing. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. Youre all right. Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know youre quite a decorator. Its amazing w

16、hat you did with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess, you dont entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script You know I do to. Thats another thing, we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Y

17、ou try to give them a hint and they wont leave. And then theres that big occurred silence, you know? Can I stay with you? -What? Can I stay with you, please. Of course! -Really? No. -Please! I dont want to go back there. You dont how is like to be concerned like a freak. Well., maybe you do. But tha

18、ts why we have to stick together! You got to let me stay! Please! Please! OK, OK. -But one night only. -Huh, thank you! A, what are you do. No! This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories. And in the morning. Im making waffles. Where do I sleep? Outside! Oh, a, I guess thats

19、 cool. You know, I dont know you and you dont know me. . so I guess, outside is best for me. Here I go. Good night. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script I do like that half door. Im a donkey all alone outside. Sit by myself outside, I guess. Im all alone, theres no one here beside me. -I tho

20、ught, I told you to stay outside. -I am outside. Well James. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have? Its not. What a lovely bed. -Got you! I found some cheese. Awful stuff. -Is that you Gordon? -How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? Oh, no, no, no. Death prods off

21、the table! Where would we supposed to put her. The beds taken. What? I live in a swamp. Ive put up signs. Im a terrifying Ogre! What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? Oh, no! No, no! What are you doing in my swamp? All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, lets go. And hurry

22、up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not there! Hey dont look at me. I didnt invite them. Oh gosh, no one invited us. -What? 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script We were forced to come here. -By who? Lord Farquaad. He ? All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? Oh I do. I know where he is

23、. Does anyone else know where to find him? -Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone? Oh pick me, I know! Me, me. Ok, fine. Attention all fairy tale things! Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up. In fact. Im gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you c

24、ame from. You. Youre coming with me. All right. Thats what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it. Im on road again. Sing with me Shrek! Im on road again. What did I say about singing? -Can I whistle? -No. -Well, can I hummer? -Al

25、l right. Thats enough. Hes ready to talk. Run, run, run as fast as you can, you cant catch me. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Im the gingerbread man. You monster. Im not a monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. -Now tell me! Where a

26、re the others? -Eat me. Ive tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! -Tell me! Or Ill. -No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons. All right! Whos hiding them? Ok, Ill tell you. -Do you know the muffin-man? -The muffin-man? -The muffin-man. -Yes, I know the muffin-

27、man. Who lives on Proully lane? -Well, shes married to the muffin-man. -The muffin-man! -The muffin-man! -Shes married to the muffin-man. My lord! We found it. Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror. Dont tell him anything! Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the

28、 most perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically, youre not a king. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script A., felonious. -You were saying. -What I mean is a. .youre not a king, yet. But you can become one. All you have to do, is marry a princess. Go on. So, just sit back and relax my lord

29、, because its time for you to meet todays eligible bachelorettes. And here they are. Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters. Please welcome. Cinderella. B

30、achelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy. Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy. Just kiss her dead frozen lip and find out what a live wife she is. Come on. Give it up for. Show-white. And last but certainly not least. Bachelorette number three is a fi

31、re-breathing dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But dont let that cool you off. Shes a loaded pistol who likes Pina Coladas and getting cut in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona. So will it be, bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two? 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢

32、迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Or bachelorette number three? -Two. -Three! -Two! One. No, no, no. Three. Pick number three my lord. Ok, ok. Number three. Lord Farquaad. Youve chosen. princess Fiona. Shes nice. Fiona. Shes perfect. All I have to do is just find someone. But I probably should mention little

33、 thing that happens at night. -Ill do it! -Yes, but after sunset. Silence! I will make this princess Fiona my queen. And Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Captain! Assemble your finest man. Were going to have a tournament! Thats it, thats, right there, thats Duloc. Ive told you Ill find it.

34、So. That must be lord Farquaads castle. Aha, thats the place. Do you think maybe hes compensating for something. Hey, hey wait up Shrek! -Hey, you! -No, no! 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Wait a second. Look, Im not gonna eat you. I just. Its quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody? Hey l

35、ook at this. Wow! -Lets do that again. -No. no. All right. Youre going the right way for smack bottom. Sorry about that. That champion should have the honor, no, no. .the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is u

36、nsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place. And so on, and so forth. Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice Im willing to make. Applause. Let the tournament begin. What is that? Ugh, its hideous. Oh, thats not very nice. Its just a donkey. Indeed. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 sc

37、ript Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named champion. How about him. Oh, hey. Now, come on. Cant we just settle this over a pint? No? All right then. Come on. Hey Shrek! Let me, let me! The chair! Give him the chair! Thank you. Thank you, very much. Im here until Thursday. Try

38、 the wheel! Shall I give the order sir? No. I have a better idea. People of Duloc. I give you our champion! What? Congratulation, Ogre. Youve won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Quest? Im already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back! -Your swamp? -Yeah, my swamp where you dump

39、ed those fairytale creatures. Indeed. All right Ogre, Ill make you a deal. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Go on this quest for me and Ill give you your swamp back. Exactly the way it was? Down to the last slime covered toast tool. -And the squatters? -As good as gone. What kind of ques

40、t? Ok, let me get this straight! We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back the swamp, which you only dont have, cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first place. -Is that about right? -You know what? Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldnt

41、talk. I dont get it Shrek. Why didnt you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them? You know, ? . Grab his bones to make you brave. You know the whole Ogre trick. Oh, you know what. Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plate. Got a knife, cut open their spleens and drink

42、their fluids. Does that sound good to you? A, no, not really, no. For your information, there is a lot more to Ogres than people think. -Example. -Example? OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions. -They stink? -Yes, no. -O, they make you cry. -No. 爱思英语学习网 爱思英语 - 中国最受欢迎的英语学习网站 - Shrek1 script Oh, you leave

43、them out on the sun and they get all brown and start ? little wild hairs? No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. O, you both have layers. You know not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers. I dont care what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes. You know what else everyone likes? Parfait