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1、三分钟英语演讲稿幽默幽默英语演讲稿 love your mother 爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. i dont understand, he said. 我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k. 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系. later the little b

2、oy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?. 后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say. 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的. the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finally he put in a c

3、all to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered. 上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界

4、,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children. 我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子. i gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, t

5、hrough sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友, 甚至当每个人都放弃的时候, 她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly. she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to qu

6、ell a teenagers anxieties and fears. 我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候 她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧 i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. 我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏 i gave her wisdom to

7、 know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. 我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心 for all of this hard work, i also gave her a tear to shed. it is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only wea

8、kness. when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因为这些种种的困难， 我也同样赐她流下眼泪， 这是当她在需要时可以使用的， 这是她唯一的软弱之处 当你看到她哭泣的时候， 告诉她你有多么地爱她， 告诉她她为所有人所做的一切， 即使这样她可能还是会哭泣， 但你会使她的心里得到安慰 she is special! pl

9、ease send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives. 她是独特的！ 请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人 but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.篇二：3-5分钟英语演讲稿(30篇) 最好英语演讲稿汇总35分钟英语演讲稿汇总 六、 周怡雪，19岁，上海 i believe

10、 in our future honorable judges, fellow students: good afternoon! recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are the beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education at extraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselv

11、es against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country? the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care de

12、eply for each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer. as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point

13、 in our lives. we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates. though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that we have the courage and faith to meet

14、 any challenge and take on our responsibilities. we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to make our world a better place. i believe in our future. 我对未来充满信心 尊敬的评委，各位同学： 下午好！ 最近，社会上有一场很激烈的争论。大学生是一种稀有特权的享有者，在很棒的地方接受高等教育。但是，我们能面对挑战而无所畏惧吗？我们能够

15、改善他人的生活吗？我们能够承担建设祖国未来的重任吗？ 怀疑论者说大学生是被宠坏的一代，一丁点挫折都受不了。但是他们错了，我所看到的大学生正在努力的学习独立生活。我们互相帮助打扫卫生，一起上街砍价购物，一起参加兼职工作来赚零花钱。 怀疑论者说我们除了成绩什么都不关心，从而忽略了性格的培养。但是，他们又错了。我们彼此关心，我们向往自由，我们珍惜公正，我们追求真理。上个星期，很多我的同学去验血，为了给患血癌的孩子贡献自己的力量。 作为大学生，我们是处在人生分水岭的青年。我们都面临一个重要的选择：怀疑人生还是相信自己，每一种都会给我们的人生带来重大的影响，甚至影响我们祖国的未来。我相信我们的同学们，虽

16、然我们依然缺乏经验，甚至有些志气，但是我相信我们有勇气和自信来面对生活的挑战并承担我们的责任。我们正努力准备接受新的任务，用我们所学习的知识将世界变得更美好。我对我们的未来充满信心。 大学生英语演讲稿17 change the ingredients of your life 十七、 王晨，20岁，安徽 change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility is added, you will have an enemy. if

17、 love is added to a pile of red bricks you will have a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp. so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges. and

18、hopefully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest. 改变生活的味道 这是一杯白开水，平淡无味，对吧？可是加上点糖呢，他尝起来会有甜味；如果加的是苏打水，味道就会变苦。人生同样如此个中滋味在于我们的选择。 善待他人，你会拥有朋友；但如果充满恶意，则会多个敌人。将爱赋予一堆红砖，你会拥有一个家；用仇恨来浇铸这堆红砖，就会铸成一座集中营。 因此亲爱的朋友们，不要抱怨人生乏味，世间无望。不喜欢生活的味道，那就换一换生活的调料吧！ 三年前，我重达100多公斤，这给我带来了很多尴尬和挫折：体育课老是不及格

19、，总被女孩们嘲笑，更不敢当众发表意见。幸而由于祖母的鼓励，我不在消极人生，而是充满自信。她曾经说过：“孩子，如果体形无法改变，为什么不把它看做自己独特的风格呢？” 我开始这样来审视人生，通过改变生活的视角，我信心大增地去改变我的人生，很快就发现一个崭新的世界。 朋友们，将信念，希望，爱意和忍性溶入生命，你就会找到自信，克服缺点，迎接人生新的挑战。最后我的演讲包括在内，希望你会看到一场精彩的演讲比赛。 大学生英语演讲稿16 十六、 杨颖，21岁，海南 when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not

20、fit into the tradition of the other. when this happens, we need to learn to understand and respect the customs of another culture. then there are certain things some people may not like. to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it. to learn to tolerate what you personally d

21、ont like is a great virtue at a time when different cultures mix and merge. before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western cultures. at present, they may run in different courses. but eventually, they will converge into the vast sea of human culture. right now, i can see peoples of eastern and

22、 western cultures, standing side by side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together we will shape a beautiful tomorrow! thank you! 让我们共同感受东西方的融合 吉卜林说过:东方是东方，西方是西方，二者永不相聚。但是一个世纪后的今天，东西方相汇了! 它们相聚在经济领域，它们相聚在教育领域，它们相聚在艺术的殿堂。有人争论说:这种融合需要我们在东方和西方之间做出选择，但我却坚信最美好的未来在于东方和

23、西方创造性的融合。我们可以将西方的思想，观念和技术变为我们自己所用的东西。 我喜爱京剧和河南豫剧，因为它们经常使我想起自己是谁。但我也热衷于流行音乐，特别是英文歌曲。于是我将东方的旋律和西方的语言结合到了一起，它叫做西方版的河南豫剧。 当两种文化相结合的时候，也许一方的文化中的某些东西不适应另一方的传统文化。当此种情况出现时，我们需要试着理解并接受另一种文化中的风俗习惯。然而，也许有些东西你并不喜欢，对于此，我可以说，如果你不喜欢它，请试着去容忍它。当两种文化融合的时候，试着去容忍你个人不喜欢的东西是一种美德。 在我们面前有两条河流，东方文化和西方文化。现在，它们也许正朝着不同的方向流去。但是

24、最终它们将汇合到人类文化的海洋里。 就在此时此刻，我看见东方和西方的人肩并肩的站在一起，高唱奥林匹克主题曲:我们手拉手，心靠着心，共同创造美好的明天! 大学生英语演讲稿英语风采大赛半决赛选手自备演讲赏析(大学成人组) 十五、 黄扬，21，福建 farewell, indifference who was the most well-known figure in china last month? its ma jiajuethe college student who murdered 4 of his roommates. many people attributed his crime

25、to his poverty and deficient education. in my opinion, his crime also has much to do with his classmates indifference. indifference is a terrible disease in todays colleges and the whole society. its not rare that two students who have studied together for 4 years have never spoken to each other. its not rare that a student who has been absent from class for several days is not noticed at all. its also not rare that a student who has severe psychological problems is not cared about at all. some people may say what the