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1、Mean Girls Transcript 台词剧本-Www.K555.Cn 光影时代 -专业英文剧本下载-影评基地 收集制作 转载请注明出处，谢谢！ -Mean Girls Transcript 台词剧本-This is your lunch, OK?Now, I put a dollar in thereso you can buy some milk.You can ask one of the big kidswhere to do that.You remember your phone number?I wrote it down for you, just in case.Put

2、 it in your pocket,I dont want you to lose it.OK? You ready?I think so.Its Cadys big day.I guess its natural for parents to cryon their kids first day of school.But, you know, this usuallyhappens when the kid is .Im and until today,I was home-schooled.I know what youre thinking.Home-schooled kids ar

3、e freaks.X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.Xylocarp.Or that were weirdly religiousor something.And on the third day, God createdthe Remington bolt-action rifleso that Man could fight the dinosaurs.And the homosexuals.- Amen.- Amen.But my familys totally normal.Except for the fact that both myparents are research zool

4、ogistsand weve spent the lastyears in Africa.I had a great life.But then my mom got offered tenureat Northwestern University.So it was goodbye Africaand hello high school.Im OK. Sorry.Ill be careful.Hi.I dont know if anyonetold you about me.Im a new student here.My name is Cady Heron.Talk to me agai

5、nand Ill kick your ass.You dont wanna sit there. KristenHadleys boyfriend is gonna sit there.Hey, baby.He farts a lot.Hey, everybody.Oh, God, Im so sorry.Its not you. Im bad luck.Ms. Norbury?My T-shirts stuckto my sweater, isnt it?- Yeah.- Fantastic.Is everything all right in here?- Oh, yeah.- So.ho

6、w was your summer?- I got divorced.My carpal tunnel came back.- I win.- Yes, you do.Well, I just wanted to leteveryone knowthat we have a new student joining us.She just moved hereall the way from Africa.Welcome.- Im from Michigan.- Great.Her name is Cady. Cady Heron.- Where are you, Cady?- Thats me

7、.- Its pronounced like Katie.- My apologies.I have a nephew named Anfernee,and I know how mad he getswhen I call him Anthony.Almost as mad as I getwhen I think about the factthat my sister named him Anfernee.Well, welcome, Cady.- And thank you, Mr. Duvall.- Well, thank you.And.if you need anything o

8、r if youwanna talk to somebody.Thanks.Maybe some other time,when my shirt isnt see-through.OK.OK.Good day, everybody.The first day of school was a blur.A stressful, surreal blur.I got in trouble for themost random things.- Where are you going?- Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.You need the lavatory

9、pass.OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?Nice try. Have a seat.I had never lived in a worldwhere adults didnt trust me,where they were always yelling at me.- Dont read ahead!- No green pen!No food in class!I told you, I saw the whole thing.- Everything.- Did you see nipple?- It only counts if you saw a

10、 nipple.- Thats true, dude.I had a lot of friends in Africa.What?But so far, none in Evanston.Hey. How was your first day?Is that your natural hair color?- Yeah.- Its gorgeous.Thank you.See, this is the color I want.This is Damian.Hes almost too gay to function.- Nice to meet you.- Nice wig, Janis.-

11、 Whats it made of?- Your moms chest hair!- Im Janis.- Hi, Im Cady.Do you guys knowwhere Room G is?Health, Tuesday/Thursday,Room G .I think thats in the back building.- Yeah, thats in the back building.- Yeah, well take you there.Thanks.Watch out, please!New meat coming through!Health. Spanish.Youre

12、taking th-grade calculus?- Yeah, I like math.- Why?Because its the samein every country.Thats beautiful. This girl is deep.Wheres the back building?It burned down in .Wont we get in somesort of trouble for this?Why would we get you into trouble?Were your friends.I know its wrong to skip class,but Ja

13、nis said we were friends.And I was in no positionto pass up friends.I guess Ill never know what I missedon that first day of health class.Dont have sex. Because youwill get pregnant and die.Dont have sexin the missionary position,dont have sex standing up.Just dont do it, promise?OK, everybody take

14、some rubbers.Why didnt they just keephome-schooling you?They wanted me to get socialized.Oh, youll get socialized, all right.A little slice like you.- What are you talking about?- Youre a regulation hottie.- What?- Own it.How do you spell yourname again, Cady?Its Cady. C-A-D-Y.Yeah, Im gonna call yo

15、u Cady.In the name of all that is holy, will youlook at Karen Smiths gym clothes?Of course all The Plasticsare in the same gym class.- Who are The Plastics?- Theyre teen royalty.If North Shore was Us Weekly,they would always be on the cover.That one there, thats Karen Smith.She is one of the dumbest

16、girls you will ever meet.Damian sat next to herin English last year.She asked me how to spell orange.And that little one?Thats Gretchen Wieners.Shes totally rich becauseher dad invented Toaster Strudel.Gretchen Wieners knowseverybodys business.She knows everythingabout everyone.Thats why her hair is

17、 so big.Its full of secrets.And evil takes a humanform in Regina George.Dont be fooled, because she may seemlike your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much more than that.Shes the queen bee.The star. Those other twoare just her little workers.Regina George.H

18、ow do I even beginto explain Regina George?Regina George is flawless.She has two Fendi pursesand a silver Lexus.I hear her hairs insuredfor $.I hear she does car commercials.In Japan.Her favorite movie is Varsity blues.One time, she met John Stamoson a plane.And he told her she was pretty.One time,s

19、he punched me in the face.It was awesome.She always looks fierce.She always wins Spring Fling Queen.- Who cares?- I care.Every year, the seniors throwthis dance for the underclassmencalled The Spring Fling.And whomsoever is electedSpring Fling King and Queenautomatically becomes head of theStudent A

20、ctivities Committee.And since I am an active memberof the Student Activities Committee,I would say, yeah, I care.Damian, youve trulyout-gayed yourself.Here. This map is gonnabe your guide to North Shore.Now, where you sit inthe cafeteria is crucialbecause you got everybody there.You got your freshme

21、n,ROTC guys,preps, JV jocks,Asian nerds,cool Asians,varsity jocks,unfriendly black hotties,girls who eat their feelings,girls who dont eat anything,desperate wannabes,burnouts,sexually active band geeks,the greatest peopleyou will ever meetand the worst.Beware of The Plastics.Hey. Were doing a lunch

22、timesurvey of new students.Can you answer a few questions?- OK.- Is your muffin buttered?What?Would you like us to assignsomeone to butter your muffin?- My what?- Is he bothering you?Jason, why are you such a skeez?Im just being friendly.You were supposedto call me last night.Jason. You do not come

23、to a partyat my house with Gretchenand then scam on some poor, innocentgirl right in front of us three days later.Shes not interested.Do you wanna have sex with him?- No, thank you.- Good. So its settled.So you can go shave your back now.Bye, Jason.Bitch.Wait. Sit down.Seriously, sit down.Why dont I

24、 know you?Im new. I just moved here from Africa.- What?- I used to be home-schooled.Wait. What?- My mom taught me at home.- No, no.I know what home-school is.Im not retarded.So youve actually never beento a real school before?Shut up.Shut up.- I didnt say anything.- Home-schooled.- Thats really inte

25、resting.- Thanks.But youre, like, really pretty.- Thank you.- So you agree.- What?- You think youre really pretty.- Oh, I dont know.- Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.- Where did you get it?- Oh, my mom made it for me.- Its adorable.- Oh, its so fetch.- What is fetch?- Oh, its, like, slang. From Eng

26、land.So if youre from Africa.why are you white?Oh, my God, Karen, you cant justask people why theyre white.Could you give us some privacyfor, like, one second?Yeah, sure.What are you doing?OK, you should just knowthat we dont do this a lot,so this is, like, a really huge deal.We wanna invite youto h

27、ave lunch with usevery day for the rest of the week.- Oh, its OK.- Coolness.So well see you tomorrow.On Wednesdays, we wear pink.Oh, my God!OK, you have to do it, OK?And then you have to tell me allthe horrible things that Regina says.Regina seems sweet.Regina George is not sweet.Shes a scum-sucking

28、 road whore!She ruined my life!Shes fabulous, but shes evil.- Hey, get out of here!- Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.I love your work!- Why do you hate her?- What do you mean?Regina. You seem to really hate her.Yes. Whats your question?- Well, my question is, why?- Regina started this rumor- that Janis was

29、.- Damian! Shall we not?Now, look. This isntabout hating her, OK?I just think that it would be, like,a fun little experimentif you were to hang out with them andthen tell us everything that they say.- What do we even talk about?- Hair products.- Ashton Kutcher.- Is that a band?Would you just do it?

30、Please?OK, fine.Do you have anything pink?- Yes.- No.By eighth period, I was so happyto get to math class.I mean, Im good at math.I understand math.Nothing in math classcould mess me up.Hey, do you have a pencilI can borrow?Ive only had one othercrush in my life.His name was Nfume,and we were .It di

31、dnt work out.But this one hit me like a big,yellow school bus.- Cady, what do you say?- He was.So cute.I mean, A-sub-N equalsN plus one over four.Thats right.Thats good. Very good.All right, lets talkabout your homework.Hey. How was your second day?- Fine.- Were people nice?- No.- Did you make any f

32、riends?Yeah.Having lunch with The Plasticswas like leaving the actual worldand entering Girl World.And Girl World had a lot of rules.You cant wear a tank toptwo days in a row,and you can only wear yourhair in a ponytail once a week.So I guess you picked today.Oh, and we only wear jeansor track pants

33、 on Fridays.Now, if you break any of these rules,you cant sit with us at lunch.I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.OK, like, if I was wearing jeans today,I would be sitting over therewith the art freaks.Oh, and we always vote before we asksomeone to eat lunch with usbecause you have to be consider

34、ateof the rest of the group.Well, I mean, you wouldnt buy a skirtwithout asking your friends first- if it looks good on you.- I wouldnt?Right.Oh, and its the same with guys.Like, you may think you like someone,but you could be wrong.A hundred and twenty calories and calories from fat. What percent i

35、s that?Forty-eight into ?Im only eating foods with less thanpercent calories from fat.Its percent.Well, over equals X over and then you cross-multiplyand get the value of X.Whatever. Im getting cheese fries.So have you seen any guysthat you think are cute yet?Well, theres this guyin my calculus clas

36、s.- Who is it?- Its a senior?- His names Aaron Samuels.- No!Oh, no, you cant like Aaron Samuels.Thats Reginas ex-boyfriend.They went out for a year.Yeah, and then she was devastatedwhen he broke upwith her last summer.I thought she dumped himfor Shane Oman.OK, irregardless. Ex-boyfriendsare just off

37、-limits to friends.I mean, thats just, like,the rules of feminism.Dont worry. Ill never tell Reginawhat you said.Itll be our little secret.We define the sumof the infinite geometric series.Even though I wasntallowed to like Aaron,I was still allowed to look at him.And think about him.And talk to him

38、.- Hey, Aar.- Hey, youre the Africa girl, right?- Yeah.- Im Kevin Gnapoor,captain of the North Shore Mathletes.We participate in math challengesagainst other high schools in the state,and we can get twice as much fundingif weve got a girl.So you should think about joining.- Oh, youd be perfect for i

39、t.- Yeah, definitely.Great, great.Let me give you my card.OK, so think it over.Because wed like to get jackets.OK.Hey!Get in, loser. Were going shopping.Reginas like the barbie dollI never had.Id never seen anybodyso glamorous.- So how do you like North Shore?- Its good.I think Im joining the Mathle

40、tes.- No! No, no.- No, no.You cannot do that.That is social suicide.Damn, you are so luckyyou have us to guide you.Being at Old Orchard Mall kind ofreminded me of being home in Africa.By the watering hole.When the animals are in heat.Oh, my God, theres Jason!Where? Oh, there he is.- And hes with Tay

41、lor Wedell.- I heard theyre going out.Wait. Jasons not going outwith Taylor.No. He cannot blow you off like that.Hes such a little skeez.Give me your phone.- Youre not gonna call him, right?- Do you think Im an idiot?No.- Wedell on South Boulevard.- Caller ID.Not when you connectfrom Information.- H

42、ello?- Hello.May I please speakto Taylor Wedell?Shes not home yet. Whos calling?Oh, this is Susan fromPlanned Parenthood.I have her test results. If you can haveher give me a call as soon as she can.Its urgent. Thank you.Shes not going out with anyone.OK, that was so fetch.Mom.Your house is really n

43、ice.I know, right?Make sure you check outher moms boob job.Theyre hard as rocks.Im home! Hey, Kylie.Hey.Hey, hey, hey!How are my best girlfriends?Hey, Mrs. George. This is Cady.Hello, sweetheart.- Hi.- Welcome to our home.Just want you to know, if you needanything, dont be shy, OK?There are no rules

44、 in this house.Im not like a regular mom.Im a cool mom. Right, Regina?- Please stop talking.- OK.Im gonna make you girlsa hump day treat.This is your room?It was my parents room,but I made them trade me.Hey, put on .Cady, do you even knowwho sings this?- The Spice Girls?- I love her.Shes like a Martian.- God, my hips are huge!- Oh, please. I hate my calves.At least you guys can wear halters.Ive got man shoulders.I used to think therewas just fat and skinny.Apparently, theres a lot of thingsthat can be wrong on your body.- My hairline is so weird.- My pores are huge.My nail beds su