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1、典范英语Drink your teaDrink your tea Ray Martin, the new boss of Smalltown Football Club, was very happy. It was almost half-time and his team were winning 1-0. Ray raced down to the changing room to talk to teh team. Eleven cups of tea were waiting for the players. The team jogged in, looking tired but

2、 happy. Well done, lads, smiled Ray. You must be thirsty. Drink your tea while its hot. In a minute, boss, said Steve the captain. Then Ray noticed one player after, another taking their cups of tea into the shower roo. When they came back the cups were empty. Thats funny, thought Ray. Drinking tea

3、in the shower. Steve the captain picked up his cup. Ray followed him. In the shower room Steve was pouring his tea down the sink. Whats going on? Said Ray. Steve leaped in the air and dropped his cup. The sound of the samshing cup brought the other players running. It was his fault, sobbed Steve. He

4、 made me jump. What shall we do? moaned Nick the goalkeeper. Maybe we can glue it, said Steve. 5 Will somebody tell me whats going on” said Ray. Why are you all tipping your tea down the sink? Nobody spoke. Well? Because its not very nice. Why all the fuss about a broken cup? Hilda, whispered somebo

5、dy. Who is this Hilda? she makes the ta, hissed Nick. Then I shall go and tell her that the tea is not very nice. 6 Ssh, hissed the team. Shell hear you. She certainly will hear me, said Ray. Oh dear, said Nick. Fancy, said Ray.A bunch of men, scard of a little old tea lady. Er, said one player. She

6、s not little. Shes not that old, said another. And were not scared of her, said Steve. Were terrified. Thats enough, said Ray.There will I find this Hilda? At the ta stand, said Nick. Ray strode towards the door. Good luck, said someone. 7 Ray meets Hilda The tea stand was an old caravan. Ray joined

7、 a quiet queue of fans. Id like one cup of tea please, with a dash of milk and no sugar, said a big man. Youll get it how i make it and youll like it, boomed a voice from inside the caravan. The next man in the queue already had a cup of tea. Excuse me he said politely. Yes, bommed the voice. Im sor

8、ry to bother you, continued the man. But this tea is not very nice. 8 What did you say? The caravan began to tremble. The caravan rocked and shook. There was a great bang and the door flew off its hinges. There in the hole where the door had been stood Hilda. She wore a green skirt, an apron, red bo

9、ots and a jumpr that said, Smalltown F.C. Hilda, gasped Ray. 9 Hilda stepped down from the caraven, rolling up her sleeves She strode over to the man. Do you know what i do with? Great moaning minnies who come complaining about my tea? I-I dont know, stammered the man. i do this, said Hilda. Hilda g

10、rabbed the man and threw him over her shoulder. She marched down towards the pitch. Help! cried the man. 10 Hilda strode into teh goa area She lifted the man over her head and sat him on the cross bar. Get me down, yelled the man. Hilda marched back to her tea stand. What are you looking at? she sai

11、d to one suporter. Nothing. Is that cup on the floor yours? I-er. Put it in the bin. 11 Hilda climbed back into the caravan. Right, said Hilda. Any more complaints? I think Ill talk to Hilda after the game, said Ray to himself. A group of fans helped the man down from the goalpost. Excuse me, Ray as

12、ked them. But if the tea is so horrible, why do you buy it? 12 One of the fans looked up towards the tea stand. Its OK, he said. Shes looking the other way. IF you dont buy a cup of tea, Whispered another,she comes out and makes you drink two cups. So, said another, its safer to buy a cup and tip it

13、 away. Ray looked around. All over the trraces were puddles of tea. Shell have to go. Said Ray to himself. 13 Ray walked back to the changing room The players had just left to start the second half. Instead of watching the game, Ray paced up and down. The game ended in a 3-1 win for Smalltwon F.C. A

14、s the players trotted into the changing room, Ray patted them on the back. Right, he said bravely. Im off to see Hilda. 14 The players crowded into the shower room. Nick, the goalkeeper, climbed up on Steves shoulders. He looked out of the window. Whats gong on? asked the others. Hes reached the tea

15、 stand. “yes. Hes talking to Hilda. Oh no!Hes on his way back. The players raced out of the shower room, leaving Nick hanging onto the window ledge. Oi, lads, yelled Nick. Get me down! 15 The changing room door opened. In staggered Ray, with a tea urn rammed on his head. You told her, then,said Stev

16、e, as he pulled the urn off. The changing room door flew open and Hilda marchen in . Where do you think you are going with my tea urn? Just then there was a terrific crash from the shower room. 16 Everybody raced into the shower room. Nick was lying on the floor. I fell, he moaned. My leg really hur

17、ts. He wont be able to play next wkke, said Steve sadly. Thats the cup game against City, Said hilda. “That is all i need, groaned Ray.A goalkeeper who cant make saves an a tea lady who cant make tea. That didi you say? roared Hilda. 17 The changing room fell silent. I. began Ray. Suddenly, Hilda ga

18、ve a grat sob. Do you think I dont know what goes on? she sighed. Ive seen people tipping their tea away. Ive tried so hard to make a nice cup of tea. But i just cant . it always goes wrong. Then Hilda pulled her apron over her head and cried. The players had never seen Hilda cry. It was more fright

19、ening than any of her tempers. 18 Ray put his arm around Hildas shoulder. Im sorry, he said. I should never have said anything about your tea. But its true,wailed Hilda. What can I do to make it up to you?asked Ray. Hilda slowly let the apron fall. A little smile crept across her face. You could let

20、 me play in goal on Saturday. Impossible,said Ray. 19 But heres no one else, said Steve. Ill think about it, smiffed Hilda. If I dont play on Saturday, two things will happen. One , We will lose against City because we havent got a goalkeeper. And the other? Genglemen,said Ray. May I introduce Hilda

21、, our new goalie. 20 A proper goalkeeper The two teams raced onto the pitch to a great roar from the crowd. Hilda strode towards the goal at the City fans end. Someone in the crowd yelled, Thats not a porper goalkeeper. Its the tea lady! Slowly Hilda turned. Who said that ? she growled. The crowd fe

22、ll silent. I asked who spoke? 21 She pointed into the crowd. It was you.Come here. Nervously, a man wearing a long City scarf came to the front of the crowd. Right, you sqirt,snarled Hilda. “you sit here, by the goal, where I can keep an eye on you. As for the rest of you City fans, you may cheer yo

23、ur team, but no rude comments about me, Got it ? Yes, Hilda, chanted the City fans. 22 The game began. Almost at once, City were on the attack. The centre forward broke through and rushed towards the goal. He was about to shoot when he saw Hilda running at him. Yaar! screamed Hilda. The player was s

24、o shocked that he kicked the ball over the bar and into the crowd. The City fans groaned. Ball, please, snapped Hilda. Hilda booted the ball up the pitch. 23 By half-time neither team had scored. Well played ,everybody, smiled Ray. As he went round talking to the palyers, he noticed something odd. E

25、veryone was happily drinking their tea. The second half dragged and nobody looked like scoring/ Hilda looked at her watch. It was nearly time. She turned to the fns behind her. What happens if it a draw? she asked. You have to play half an hours extra time, shouted someone. 24 Another half an hour o

26、f standing around in the cold? said Hilda. “Blow that. She marched up the pitch. A City player had the ball. Hilda charged towards him. He ws so surprised that he passed the ball to Hilda instead of his own team/ Hilda steamed up the pitch, yelling,I want this game finished. Out of my way. And that

27、is what all the players did. Hilda scored. 25 The referee blew the final whistle and the Smalltown team carried Hilda round on their shoulders. They let her collect the cup. If you all love Hilda, clap your hands, chanted someone in the crowd. The ground shook with the sound of the fans clapping. Li

28、sten to that, shouted Steve.They love you. Youre right, sniffed Hilda. “They do. Now lets fill this cup with tea. 26 Hang on, cried Nick. He limped onto the pitch pushing a trolley. There was a slightly dented urn on the trolley. He poured the tea into the cup. All the players took a great gulp of d

29、elicious tea. So it was you who made the tea, said Steve. 27 The simple end to this story would be tha Nick went on making the tea and Hilda played in goal. But as soon as Nicks leg ws better he told Ray that he wanted to play again. Thats great, said Ray. What about Hilda? said Nick. Leave that to

30、me,said Ray with a smil. 28 Hilda was trying to fix the door back on the caravan. Can you stop for a minute? sid Ray. Hilda put down her toolds. Id like to thank you for playing in goal, he began. But Nicks leg is better and you dont want me in goal any more, said Hilda. How did you know what I was

31、going to say? Im not daft, said Hilda, dabbing her eyes with a hankie.29 Theres something else, said Ray. I want the club to look more modern. So Im getting rid of this old caravan. Oh, sniffed Hilda. So you dont want me at all. Yes, I do, smiled Ray. So do all the fans and the team. Thats why I am

32、going to put you in charge of a brand new automatic tea machine. 30 Do you mean, said Hilda, that I wont ever have to make tea again? Yes, said Ray. Ill take the job, said Hilda. Hilda makes sure that the fans queue up in a straight line for their tea. She also checks that they put their paper cups in teh bin. Nobody complains about the tea. It has been a long time since Hilda stuck anyone on the goal post.