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1、Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本122 122 The One With the Ick Factor (Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.) Monica: Tell him. Rachel: No. Phoebe: Tell him, tell him. Monica: Just.please tell him. Rachel: Shut up! Chandler: Tell me what? Monica: Look at you, you wont even look at him. Chand

2、ler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women wont look at me. Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were. Phoebe: Doing it on this table. (points at the table) Chandler: Wow! Joey: Exellent dream score. Ross: Why, wh

3、y, why would you dream that? Chandler: More importantly, was I any good? Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good. Chandler: Interesting, cause in my dreams, Im allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap) Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table. Ross: I

4、 love it, when we share. (Ross goes over to the counter. Chandler follows him.) Chandler: Youre okay there? Ross: I cant belive you two had sex in her dream. Chandler: Im sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody elses subconscious. Opening Credits Scene: Central Perk, cont

5、inued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table. Chandler: Hello Rachel. Rachel: Get off. Phoebe: (points at Joeys pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press? Joey: I dont know. What are you wearing? (Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him) Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to

6、operate a drill press? Phoebe: Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. Chandler: Pirates again? Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just.such a dummie. I taught this massage-yourself-at-home-workshop. And they are. Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work f

7、or you. Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, thats a good idea. Phoebe: What. I could, I could do it. What is it? Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) Its a whole big boob story. Phoebe: I could be a secretar

8、y. 122 倒人胃口的约会 告诉他嘛 对，就告诉他嘛 告诉我什么 你看你，连正眼看他都不肯 拜托，快告诉我 下回女人不看我时我有了新藉口 好吧好吧 昨晚我梦见我和你. 在这桌上做爱 梦中得分 你怎会有这种梦? 最重要的是我棒吗? 简直是棒极了 真有意思 在我梦中我总是力不从心 昨晚你在桌上表现神了 真高兴能与你们分享 你没事吧? 我不敢相信你会在她梦中做爱 抱歉，我只有一次 我醉得不醒人事 而且这是某人的潜意志 好呀,瑞秋 起来 给我 你们能想像操作钻床的我吗? 不知道，你当时穿什么? 不知道，你为何想操作钻床? 只是暂时的工作 直到我找回部份的按摩客户 又是海盗? 没那回事 我是个大笨蛋

9、我教他们”自己在家动手作按摩” 结果他们就在家里作 嘿，钱德勒，她可以为你工作吗？ 谢了，这是个好主意 我可以，是什么工作? 我秘书这几周无法来上班 她去动消乳手术 一言难尽的波霸故事 我可以当个秘书 我不知你是否是这块料 因为这份工作得要表现”正常” 白天要尽量正常 我能办到 Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I dont know if its your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day. Phoebe: I could

10、 do that. (Rosss beeper goes off) Rachel: What are you playing with? Ross: Oh, its my new beeper. Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. Help, come quick, theyre still extinct. Ross: No, its for when Carol goes into labor. She can ge

11、t me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO. Chandler: A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid. Monica: All right, Ill see you guys later. (raises) Rachel: Off to see young Ethan? Monica: Thank you. Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young? Monica: Hes. our age. Chand

12、ler: When we were? Monica: Okay, hes a senior in college. Ross: College? Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are? Monica: No, of course not. Its not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22. All: What? Monica: Oh, I cant pass for 22? Phoebe: Well, maybe 25-26. Monica: I

13、 am 26. Phoebe: There you go. Scene: Chandlers office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing. Chandler: Can you hear that? Phoebe: (plays with a thumbtack remover) Yeah? Chandler: See thatll stop when you pick up the phone. Phoebe: Oh. Uh, Im on. (picks up the phone) Phoebe: (with a

14、deep voice) Mr. Bings office. (Listens) No Im sorry, hes in a meeting right now. Chandler: Im not in a meeting. Im right. Whoops. Phoebe: Will he know what this is in reference to? (Listens) And he has your number? (Listens) All right, Ill see that he gets the message. Bye bye. Chandler: What? Phoeb

15、e: Ross says hi. Chandler: Ah! Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now? Chandler: Well, now, I actually have to get to work. Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, Im gonna be out there. Chandler: Okay. Phoebe: All right. Bye bye. Chandler: Bye bye. (The intercom b

16、uzzes) Chandler: (answering it) Yes? Phoebe: Whatcha doin? 你在玩什么? 我的call机 古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛? 恐龙紧急事件? 救命啊，快来 他们还是绝种了 不，是为卡萝生产买的 她随时可以连络到我 她只需拨个号码55一JMB0 这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字 各位回头见了 去见伊森小子? 谢谢 伊森到底有多小? 年纪和我们差不多 当我们还是. 他是大学四年级学生 这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪? 当然不在乎 因为我告诉他我22岁 什么? 我不像22岁? 25，26还说得过去 我今年26 那就对了 听见没? 听见了 再不接电话就断了 我来

17、宾先生办公室 抱歉，他正在开会 我没在开会我在谁. 他知道这件事吗? 他有你的号码? 好，我会转告他的，再见 什么? 罗斯打来问候的 真好玩 现在做什么? 现在我得开始工作了 没错(Magicball显示) 我出去一下 我出去一下,拜拜 拜拜 什么事？ 你在干吗? 窗户擦好了,蜡烛点上了 皮带太紧，我得去换一条 鱼翻过了没? 没，因为我做的是千层面 Chandler: Ooh. (leans against the desk) Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Rachel are there. Monica is just finishing cle

18、aning the windows. Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belts to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control? Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I dont understand. I mean, youve been

19、 dating this guy since like, what. his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so. Oh. Monica: What? Rachel: Could tonight be the Night? Monica: I dont know. Look hes a great guy and I love being with him but. you know. Things happen, and they happen. You dont plan these things. Rachel: So, did

20、 you shave your legs? Monica: Yeah. Rachel: A-ha! Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Ross are there. Joey: Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesnt mean. (Rosss beeper goes off) Ross: Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god its baby time. Baby time. Joey: All right, relax, relax. Just re

21、lax, just relax. Be cool, be cool. (Ross dials a number on his cellular phone) Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr?is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, Im sure. No, sir. I dont perform those kind of services. Joey: Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, serv

22、ices. Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, thats right. Thats right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you dont want me. Judging by his number, Id be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye. (Phoebe and Chandler enter) Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day? Phoebe: O

23、h, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice. Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me. Phoebe: No, I didnt tell anybody that I knew you. Chandler: Why not? Phoebe: Oh, because, you know. they dont like you. Chandler: What?! Phoebe: I thought you kn

24、ew that. Chandler: Noho. Who doesnt they like me? Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh. no everyone. Chandler: What are you talking about? Phoebe: Dont feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now youre like Mr. Boss Man. You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, Boss

25、 Man Bing. (Joey and Ross laughs) Chandler: I cant belive it. Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you. Chandler: They do me? Phoebe: You know like. uh okay. uh. Could that report be any later? (Joey and Ross laughs) 我是否已走火人魔? 一点点 我不懂 你们从他期中考开始约会 突然间你 我怎么了? 就在今夜? 我不知道 他是个好男孩 我喜欢和他在一起 很难说 事情会发生就是会发生 这种事无

26、法事先计划好 腿毛刮了没? 刮了 罗斯，你就别再折磨自己了 这只是一场梦，不代表 时候到了，宝宝要出世了 放轻松冷静点 有人call我？ 不，安卓不在这儿 今天已是第三次了 对，我确定 没错，我不做那种服务 服务? 服务 对，你要打的是55一JUMB0 没错 有U的JUMB0 不，先生，相信我你不会想要我的 从他的号码看来 你看到我会大失所望 好吧，再见了 第一天上班如何? 太棒了，每个人都很棒 瞧，认识穿我鞋子的人是有代价的 我 不，我没告诉任何人我认识你 为什么? 因为他们并不喜欢你 什么? 我以为你早知道 不知道 谁不喜欢我? 每个人，除了 不，是每个人 你在说什么? 别难过 他们过去都

27、很喜欢你 自从你升职后 Chandler: I dont sound like that. Ross: Oh, oh Chandler. Joey: Oh. Yeah, you do. Ross: The hills were alive with the sound of music. (Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs) Joey: (reaches for hi scones) My scones. Phoebe, Joey, and Ross: My scones. (Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs again) Chandler: O

28、kay, I dont sound like that. That is so not true. (Joey and Chandler laughs) Chandler: That is so not. That is so not. That. Oh, shut up! (Phoebe, Joey and Ross laugh) Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch. Monica: Did not. Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until

29、 I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen. Monica: How was that possible? Young Ethan: Well, think about it. Its always on the news. A man is being held up, at gunpoint. Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint. And I just kept thinking: why does people con

30、tinue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go. Monica: Okay. (They kiss) Young Ethan: Okay. Monica: Unless. Young Ethan: What? Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, Im going to, so. Young Ethan: Yeah, Id really like that. (They kiss) Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into

31、 any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know. Monica: Okay, is this like I have an early class tomorrow or Im secretly married to a goat? Young Ethan: Well its somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, Im not uh., well I, I mean I havent ever uh. Monica:

32、 Ethan? Young Ethan: Yeah? Monica: Are you a virgin? Young Ethan: Well, if thats what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, Ive kinda been waiting for the right person. Monica: Really? Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right? (They kiss) Time lapse. They are

33、now in Monicas bedroom, on the bed. Young Ethan: Wow! Monica: You keep saying that. Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that. (They kiss) Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really diffic

34、ult for you. And 他们感觉你是上司 大人物，大老板 我简直无法相信 他们甚至还模仿你 模仿我? 对，报告要何时才能交来? 我没有那样 你有的 这山谷因音乐而变得生动 我的烤饼 我的烤饼! 我没那样说话 这”不”是真的 这不闭嘴 不会吧 告诉你，我到九岁时 还以为枪口就是犯罪现场 怎么会 新闻老是报导犯罪事件 某人在枪口下 惊慌的观光被挟持在枪口下 我一直在想为何人总是要那儿去 我该走了 除非 除非你要在这儿过夜 我反正要在这里过夜 我也很想 我们这样做前我得告诉你 明天一早有课? 还是你已经与什么家伙秘密结婚了？ 在这两者之间 就严格的技术上而言 当然，我还没. 伊森，你是个处

35、男? 如果你们这些孩子 现在这样称呼的话 对，我是个处男 我一直在等待梦中情人出现 是吗？ 是的。 你知道我说的就是你吧? 你一直哇个不停 书报杂志，电影上不断出现 甚至在家里练习 跟这感觉实在没得比 听着，难为你肯据实相告 如果你能坦白，我想我也能 别告诉我是我做错了 不，那件事你没做错 我说了 I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to. Young Ethan: Oh god, dont tell me, I did it wrong. Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that. Youn

36、g Ethan: Oh. Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. Im not 22. Im, Im 25. and thirteen months. Young Ethan: Huh! Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldnt change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are. (They kiss) Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as were telling stuff, uh, I

37、have another one for you. Im a little younger than I said. Monica: Youre not a senior? Young Ethan: Oh, Im a senior. in High School. Monica: Ok.ay. Commercial Break Scene: Monicas Bedroom, continued from earlier. Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasnt alive du

38、ring the Bicentennial. Young Ethan: I just had sex. Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were. Monica: Well, thats different. My lie didnt make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking? Young Ethan: I wasnt thinking. I was to

39、o busy fallin. Monica: Dont say it. (closes Ethans mouth with her hand) Young Ethan: .in love with you. Monica: Really? Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry. Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldnt even be here, its a school night. Oh god, oh god. Im like those women that you see with shiny guys na

40、med Chad. Im Joan Collins. Young Ethan: Who? Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone exept Monica is there. Ross: (on phone) Okay, Andr?should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way. Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream. Rachel: No, forget

41、it. Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly. saucy? Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, whos listening very carefully) Joey was there too. Joey: All right. (Moves closer.) Ross: Was there.uh, huh, huh, huh. andybody, anybody else ther

42、e. Rachel: No. Ross: Youre sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything? Rachel: No, it was just the three of us. Ross: Huh! Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler? Rachel: (laughs) You know what? Joey: What? 我不是22岁 我是25岁 又13个月 我猜我们之间不会有

43、任何改变 年龄根本就不是距离 在你坦承之际我也有话要说 我比你所知的年纪还小 你不是四年级? 我是四年级 高中 我们错了 我竟和一个在建国两百年国庆 都还没出生的男人做爱 我刚做爱了 伊森，注意听 你为何不早告诉我 你也没告诉我你实际的年龄 那不一样 我的谎言不会使我们成为罪犯 你到底在想什么? 我没在想什么 我忙于. 不准说 爱你 真的？ 对不起 走吧，你不该来这儿的 你该在学校过夜的 天啊，我像是专门勾引小帅哥的女人 我成了琼考琳丝 谁? 好，安卓再45分钟就会到 再见 这样省事多了 快，你已告诉我昨晚的梦 不,死了这条心的 为什么? 难道是梦中的我对你过于粗鲁？ 好吧 不仅你在场 乔伊也

44、在场 还有.其他人吗? 没了 你确定?旁边没人蠢蠢欲动? 没有，只有我们三个 是你跟钱德勒之后再跟我 还是我们三个同时? 你知道吗? 有几次甚至没有我 真好 Rachel: There were times when it wasnt even me. (Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.) Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys. (hugs them) (Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she do

45、esnt hear what the others say) Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe: Hey, Mon. Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon? All: (shouting) Mon! (Monica takes of her walkman) Monica: What? Rachel: Ethan called again. Monica: Oh. Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore? Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesnt w

46、ork out. Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym. (Monica stares at Rachel) Rachel: I, I didnt say any. I sw. I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by. Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power R

47、anger is? (Ross and Chandler laughs) Ross: Oh, yeah. Monica: Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now? Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry. Ross: Its morphin time! Joey: Stegosaurus! Chandler: Tyrannosaurus! (They all cross theyre arms like the Power Rangers do) Phoebe: Ooh, oh, Ive gotta go. (raises) Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. (sits down, and then raises again) Cool! Rachel: Where are you going? Phoebe: Um, oh, Ive got a birthday party, with some work people. Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me. Phoebe: No, I know. Thats a p