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1、破产姐妹 第一季 第十五集感谢天天美剧提供字幕, Move over, I wanna slide in close to you so we can take the picture for our new website.挪过去 跟我坐近点 这样我们就能给新网站拍照了Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it.嘿 如果你想和我百合 直接追我就行了You dont have to pretend its for the website.不用打着为了网站的幌子It is.本来就是啊And for the record

2、, in 2009 when Katy Perry "kissed a girl and liked it", 顺便说一下 2009年Katy Perry唱"我吻了个女孩 我喜欢这感觉"I kissed one and didnt.我也吻了个女孩 不过我不喜欢Ready? One, two, and准备啊 一 二- Perfect! - Perfect?1 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.- 真完美啊 - 好意思说?This photo does not say "lets do your childs

3、 birthday party". 这张照片可不是在说 "我们可以承办您孩子的生日派对"It says, we are an AC/DC tribute band, you can pay us in cocaine. 而是 "我们是AC/DC模仿乐队 你们可以付给我们可卡因"Oleg, would you take a picture of us for our website?Oleg 你可以为我们俩拍张照片吗?You realize you just asked a man who only takes pictures of his p

4、enis? 你知道你刚刚问的是一个只给他的JJ拍照的男人吗?But its always well-lit, and perfectly in focus但是他会采光 而且很会精确对焦You wont be disappointed; I take a lot of website pictures. 你们肯定不会失望的 我可拍过很多网站的照片Yeah, but we are not wearing just bras and chicken masks是啊 但是我们又不是只穿着内衣戴着鸡头面具的妞We have time.我们有的是时间Maybe we should rethink the

5、coke whore picture.2 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.也许我们应该考虑一下黄色图片本字幕仅供学习交流 严禁用于商业用途=破产姐妹 第一季 第十五集 天天美剧字幕组时间轴: 猫小七=听译: D- 安安 包子 牛牛 小夏 校对: Leah 安安 黄鱼 饺子 米兰 牛牛 蓑笠翁 月球 Well, good night, ladies. Sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite. 晚安 女士们 早睡早起身体好 不睡小心被虫咬And I remember time in New York when tha

6、t was more cute than accurate. 想当年 在纽约 这话只是哄小孩的 现在不睡可真的会被咬- Good night, Earl. - Good night.- 晚安 Earl - 晚安Oh, Ive come across a 6 dollar inaccuracy in tonights total.我刚刚发现今晚总营业额少了六块You must go over all checks again.你要再查一遍全部的小票Oh , Im just on my way home.3 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.哦 但是我要回家

7、了But its not 2 am.但现在还没到两点I hate to play the heavy but you must sit down and go over checks again. 我讨厌总唱白脸 但你必须坐下重新检查一遍Oh, Im 75 years old.我已经75岁了I dont even have enough time to wipe twice.我都没有足够的时间来擦两次屁股Well, well. Hello there哇哇 女士你好啊Such a gentleman.真是个绅士啊And what a well-behaved boy!这孩子真懂礼貌Oh, the

8、re are the girls.女孩们- Sophie, hello, you look pretty. - Oh, I know.4 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.- 你好啊sophie 你看起来很漂亮 - 那还用说- Sorry, the kitchen is closed. - What?- 不好意思厨房下班了 - 什么?The kitchen was closed,厨房是下班了but can now be opened again for such a beautiful women.但是可以为如此漂亮的女士重新开张Hello, I am

9、the chef.你好 我是这儿的主厨Oh, here we go. Ukraines is gonna try to invade Poland.又来了 乌克兰又一次要占波兰的便宜了 Sophie是波兰人Its double-D day.今天是诺曼D杯登陆日啊 Dday指诺曼底登陆 double D指罩杯Oleg, this is our neighbor Sophie.Oleg, 这是我们的邻居Sophie.I would like to have a plate with sausage on it while I look over the menu 先要一盘香肠 其他的我看了菜单再说

10、Yowza5 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.好啊You are like someone super-sized Victorias secret angel.你就是丰满版的维密天使嘛 维密天使是著名内衣品牌维密的模特代称 Id like to Gisele on your Bundchens.就让我的吉赛尔来唤醒你心中的邦臣吧 Gisele Bundchen是维密旗下超模 Oh!哦哦You are gonna act like a dog, Ill treat you like a dog.你要装的像只狗 我就待你像只狗Well, there go

11、es his photography career.啊哦 摄影生涯毁了啊Do you still want the sausage?你还想要香肠吗Yes, of course. Why should sausage suffer?肯定还要啊 为什么现在才说上香肠啊You know how to handle yourself. Impressive.你知道如何保护你自己 干得好That was like a game of rock paper pervert.6 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.石头色狼布 一物降一物Sophie, thank you

12、 for coming in.Sophie 谢谢你能来Max and I wanna to talk to you about taking you up on your offer to work for your cleaning company.Max和我正打算和你商量下加入你的家政公司工作的事情Yeah, she wants to do it for money to pay for our website.是的 她想赚点外快好维持网站的运行But I wanna do it cause I like rummaging through strangers medicine cabin

13、ets. 我是喜欢在人家药箱里乱翻 看能捡到宝不Have you cleaned a house before?你之前有打扫过房子吗Well, I had a house. And it was very clean.我之前有一栋房子 而且它很干净But, whatever the task, you wont be sorry.但是 不管任务是什么 你都不会失望的Max and I are a great team.Max和我是一个很棒的团队7 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.And when we set our mind to something

14、, we accomplish it并且如果我们下定决心去做某件事 我们都会完成- and you can consider giving us - Oh, stop. This is not the dental school interview.- 你可以考虑给我们 - 别说了 这又不是牙医学院的面试Come on. This is scrubbing toilet. In or out?拜托 这只是刷刷马桶 到底干不干?We are in, all the way.我们加入 全心全意的In my experience, when someone tells you they are al

15、l the way in, youd better hope their tongue works.据我的经验 如果某人对你说他已经全入了 你也就只能指望他舌头功夫厉害了 So dirty!好三俗啊We can start tomorrow. Just tell us where to go and we will be there.我们可以明天开始 谨遵您的指示Oh, OK.好的8 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Well, you walk out your door, you take right, you go upstairs, 你们走出房门

16、 往右拐 上楼you open my door and you clean my apartment.打开我的门 打扫我的公寓Its audition这是面试Can I just take off my shirt like in Fame?我能不能像名扬四海里那样 一脱当面试?Excuse me.打扰一下Here is your non-sexual appetizer.这是您的开胃菜 不带一点性暗示You and I will start small.我们认认真真 从头开始You like?您喜欢吗?Yes, good boy. Now, go.喜欢 乖狗狗 现在走吧 呼应上文的"

17、;我就待你像只狗"9 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Forced to clean Sophies department, this is getting dicey.被迫来给Sophie打扫屋子 有点危险啊Next thing you know, we are locked up in a crate and on our way to the far east.一个不小心咱俩就给人家捆起来装箱卖到远东去了Max were gonna spend this money on our website,Max 赚到钱是要投到网站里的thats

18、 the future of our company.那可是我们公司的未来啊But the future is so far in the future可这未来也太遥远了啦Band I need this money now for real stuff like gummy bears and eyeliner. 我要的是现钱能买些东西 比如说小熊软糖和眼线笔How do you think you get to the future?你不努力未来怎么会实现啊UmmMarty McFly and a delorean?穿越一下不就得了Marty McFly 电影回到未来主人公 Delorea

19、n是一台时光机器 Besides we dont need the website yet,10 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.再说了现在我们又不等着这个网站使we got the birthday cupcake job tomorrow without it. 没有网站 明天那笔生日小蛋糕生意咱不是一样搞到手了 And where do you think we got that job?你当这笔生意是哪里来的啊?I dont know, the job fairy?我咋知道 仙女妈妈给的?What, I dont pay attention t

20、o the business stuff.干嘛啊 跑业务的事我向来不管的I got the order at the web design company我去网站设计公司的时候when I overheard someone say it was his sons fifth birthday. 正巧有人在说他儿子五岁生日要到了 我才拿到生意的Gross. Using children for your own profit.鄙视你 为一己之私连孩子都不放过Way to go, china!好你个天朝煤老板Well, here we are!11 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美

21、剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.你好 我们来了Why is this big news?来了就来了 你嚷嚷个什么劲?Come in.进来吧So if this all works out today, I have two possible jobs for you,我手上就有两份工, 要是今天做的好就给你们both in the same building.正好都在同一栋楼里Two? Thats amazing.两份工? 那太好了This is the only way that I can make sure that you dont ruin my companys good name.为

22、了不让公司赫赫名声毁在你俩手上 我也只好这样Because I worked hard to build Sophies choice.我是呕心沥血才有 "索菲的选择"现在的模样Now one of you take bathroom and one of you take out here.你们一个去清理卫生间 一个打扫这里12 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Who does which?自己挑吧Bathroom. Im gonna go with bathroom. I love a challenge. 卫生间 我去搞卫生间

23、 我最爱挑战了If not prefect clean, no job.如果有一点没打扫干净 这事就吹了Begin.开始吧Watch out ladies. Im about to go ham on this B-room. 小心哦妹纸们 看我不把这个卫森间翻个个儿来What is this ham?翻个个儿是什么意思?Hard as a mother?是她自己想翻个个儿吧Max, I love it when youre dirty.Max 我就爱听你三俗啊Very impressive.真不错13 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.You clea

24、n like a bull.你比牛还能干啊Roar of cleaning.清洁之神在咆哮No big deal, I was lifting up couches when I was six,这没什么 我六岁就能帮我妈搬沙发了to help my mom look for change and her boyfriends tooth. 找掉了的钱 还帮她男朋友找牙Im almost finished in here!我马上就好了!This one like to make big announcements about nothing, yeah? 这孩子就喜欢没事儿瞎叫唤 是吧?Yes

25、.恩Hey does that electic cigarette work?你的电子烟好用么Yes, yeah, I smoke for seven years好用的呀 当初我吸了七年的烟14 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.and then I quit when I was twelve.十二岁时给戒了Yeah,I didnt want to die of lung cancer before I was teenager.我不想二十岁都没到就死于肺癌Can I get a hit?给我尝尝行不?Oh yeah please try.行 你试试I

26、 have many more in the drawers.我抽屉里还有一大把I smoked the summer I shucked oysters on a gay cruise.当年我在一拉拉航海夏令营里撬牡蛎壳时抽空也抽两口 女同YD的双关大家自行体会 Woo, glamorous.哦 那爽的很呀Almost done, two-minute warning, be prepared to be amazed.我马上就好了 还有两分钟哦 准备好被亮瞎眼吧- Max, you shouldnt smoke. Youll get. - What, electrocuted?- Max

27、你怎么抽烟啊 你会给. - 什么 被电死么?15 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.This is silly. If I am gonna suck on something this hard and get no pleasure out of it,我不玩了 穷嘬了半天什么感觉都没有I should just date.我还不如约会去呢- I think youre gonna be thrilled. - OK.- 你一定会大吃一惊的啦 - 是么She stinks.她那是什么玩意Spritz, spritz. She is sprayer.左

28、喷一下右喷一下 她整一个喷雾器All mirror, no toilet.光喷镜子了 一点正经活儿没干Well, you know she is sort of new to this kind of work.你也知道 她没干过这一行的事She was born rich but her father stole a bunch of money from people 人家原来是个千金小姐 结果她爸爸因金融诈骗被抓and she was thrown out of her townhouse and disgraced.16 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做

29、一点笔记.她也给人从豪宅里赶出来了Oh yeah she clean like a rich girl.看她那样儿真是个千金小姐Hey everybody look, look what I am doing!嘿大家看我哦 人家在打扫呢Oh,spritz, spritz.我喷 我喷 我喷喷喷See, you, not born rich and you,你看你 虽然没钱没身世 但是你you are like a roar.干起活来气死牛Well, cleaning is not her thing but she has other strengths. 诶 她干家务不行 但其它本事还是有的I

30、 dont see them.我没看出来So, do we not have the job?那个 这工作我们没份了是吗?No I give you job because one bull equals two girl. 17 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.不 我雇你 你这牛劲干起活来 一个顶俩 But why you need her, I dont know. 不过 我不知道你干嘛要带着她干You can make much money on your own. 你可比她能赚的多Yeah we work kind of a team.我们是一

31、个团队么Listen Max, let me tell you something. 听着 Max 我有几句话给你She is like a rock, tied to you, balloon. 她就像块石头一样 栓在你这个气球下面 See she hold you down.死死拖累着你You cut her loose and hoo你只要摆脱掉她这个累赘 就能.Yeah wellshe is not weighing me down. 嗯 那个 我不觉得她是累赘I had a lover who was rock,18 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一

32、点笔记.我以前也有这么一个像块石头的情人and I let him go and hoo我踹了他然后就.I finished and I have to say that bathroom, nailed it!我做完啦 而且不是我吹 要多干净有多干净Dont push it, she saw it.别吹了 人家自己有眼睛She barely looked at it.但她都没仔细看哪I saw you on the mirror, your eye never even looked down.我在镜子里看见你 你压根就没往下看一眼Thats because this eye doesnt

33、go down.那是因为我的眼睛没法儿往下看See I am trying.瞧 看不下去啊Yeah I have blind spot from accident as a child.我小时候受过伤 这只眼不好使When I was six years old while working in Polish knock-off of McDonalds in 19 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Warsaw,我六岁在华沙的麦当劳当小工的时候I fell on hot McStick.一头栽在滚烫的麦当劳大棍上了How did you fall on

34、 the hot stick?怎么会栽到滚烫的棍子上?Not a stick that is hot, a hot McStick!不是滚烫的棍子 是滚烫的麦当劳大棍Its meat on a stick. And its very popular 就是把肉串在棍子上烧的 很人气的好不好they only have it, like, two times a year its like McRibs 每年只卖两季 跟麦当劳招牌大排骨似的Sophie I am so sorry, thats awful.Sophie 我很抱歉 这太糟糕了Yeah, but I bet that McStick

35、thing is delicious. 是啊 但是那个麦当劳大棍得好吃成什么样啊It is.好吃的不得了啊20 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Well that must have been hard. I admire your courage.你一定很痛苦的 我钦佩你的勇气What are you, counsellor from unicef?你这是干嘛 儿童基金会的扶贫参赞啊Were acing this interview.要是的话我们也算爆到料了Do you know where we are?你知道我们现在在哪儿吗This whole

36、building is models,住在这栋楼里头的都是模特life is so funny.生活真是会开玩笑When I lived in Manhattan, I used to come to model parties here all the time. 以前我住在曼哈顿的时候 我经常来参加这里模特的派对And now you clean up their poop.但是现在你来给她们刷马桶了You are right. Life is funny.说的真对 生活就是会开玩笑21 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Here is the ap

37、artment upstairs tomorrow.这是楼上明天要来打扫的房间10J. Here it is.10J 就是这了How do I look?我看起来怎么样Maybe he is the Abercrombie model from the Christmas Ad in the white sleigh 没准儿他是圣诞广告上踩着雪橇with the open fleece jacket and the eight-pack.有着八块腹肌的Abercrombie模特I dont think its him.我可不这么认为Hi, Im big Bill, come on in gri

38、lies.你好 我是大块头Bill 进来吧 小妞们How many packs did you say?你刚才说几块腹肌来着?What a lovely多么有爱的.22 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.OH! OMG.哦 老天啊Look, Max, hes a figure skater.看啊 Max 他是个花样滑冰运动员Go ahead, Take it all in.别客气 随便拿吧How could you not?你怎么舍得?Its ok, Im a model, Im used to it.没事的 我是个模特 我都习惯了Hey, I know

39、 you. You are the Big Bill.嘿 我知道你 你是那个大块头BillYou are the guy from the gag greeting cards.你是那个贺卡上的人Yep. I sold 2 million of that particular card.是啊 就光那张卡片我就卖了2百万份On the front it says "you are on" when you open it up. 扉页上写着 "你在." 而当你打开的时候23 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.- Th

40、in ice! - Thin ice! Right!- "薄冰上" - "薄冰上" 对了Oh, Ive got to go in my bedroom and change, Ill be right back. 哦 我要去卧室换衣服 马上就回来Wow, big bill.喔 大块头BillNo, Big bye-bye.喔 大块头再见We are not staying here.我们不能呆在这If thats whats on the wall,如果墙上都是这些东西who knows whats on the floor or trapped und

41、erneath it 谁知道这地板上或者里头藏着什么This is an uncomfortable work environment.这工作环境真让人不舒服You were going to be on all fours scrubbing a toilet.你就是来给人家趴在地上刷马桶的24 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.It was always going to be an uncomfortable work environment. 这本来就是不舒服的工作环境Ok, if we are staying, thats 3 times th

42、e amount of a man. 好 如果我们留下来 那可就是三个普通人的量了We should get double the money,我们应该把价格翻倍Im calling Sophie right now, and telling her we should get more. 我现在就打给Sophie 告诉她我们要更多酬金Um, I would not suggest you complain to Sophie.嗯 我可不建议你向Sophie投诉去Its not a good idea.这可不是个好主意Why? Do you know something I dont?为什么?

43、 你知道什么我不知道的事吗?She thinks you dont know how to clean,她认为你不会打扫that you spritz, spritz.你老是乱喷一气25 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.And what dose she say about your cleaning skills? 那她是怎么说你的?Im a bull and I roar.我就像一头咆哮的公牛I knew she didnt like me.我知道她为什么讨厌我She only has eye for you.她只对你感兴趣Who cares wh

44、at she thinks, just clean better today. 谁管她怎么想 今天好好干吧You do the living room, Ill do the bathroom.你弄客厅吧 我去搞卫生间No, Ill do the bathroom, just to prove a point.不 我去卫生间 我要证明自己的实力I mean reprove it.我是说 再一次证明自己This is just like when they made me take the S.A.T.S again. 就像当年他们要我重考高考一样26 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每

45、个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Away from all the Asian kids.不靠亚洲人 自力更生Oh. Oh My God.哦 我的天啊Why are you freaking out?你这是瞎叫唤什么Youve already seen him naked.你又不是没见过他果体Its not him.我不是为这个叫Have you seen the size of this toilet?你看见过这么奇葩尺寸的马桶啊?That is a big-ass toilet. Literally.真个好马桶 屁股比马大 才能坐的下Max, Im finished.Max 我活儿都干完了The floor is so clean you could eat off it and Im sure he will. 这地板干净得 他不坐在地上吃饭都对不起我啊27 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Come on in. I want you to see it.进来 快看看我干的怎么样No nonono, go down, go down, stop,please stop妈呀 妈呀 快下去 别涨了 快停下Never mind! Dont need you to see it, everything is ok.你不用