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1、片名：变身辣妹/小姐好辣(阿比西尼亚) (西元前50年)我的新娘呢？Where is my bride?我的结婚礼服，快穿上My wedding dress. Quickly, put it on.很快你就可以摆脱枷锁，拥有奢华的生活了Soon youll live your life in jewels and not chains.来吧，孩子。你的新郎正在等你呢Come, child. Your groom awaits you.蜜蜂队，加油ALL: Honeybees, all right, all right!蜜蜂队最棒Honeybees, all right!独领蜂骚，蜜蜂队最棒！W

2、hoo! Honeybees, all right, all right!蜜蜂队，加油Honeybees, all right! Whoo!蜜蜂队上啊ALL: Go.Honeybees!准备好了吗，希尔顿伯格？ 好了You ready, Hildenburg? Yes.很好 我有个疑问Great. I have one question.为何我要穿“狐狸队”的队服？Why am I dressed like one of the Fenmore Foxes?他们不是我们的死对头吗？Arent they our hated crosstown rivals?是的.不过.Yes.but.今年啦啦队

3、长 要展现和谐主题This years theme is unity. for all cheerleaders.噢Oh.好好玩吧Have fun.打败狐狸队CHEERLEADERS: Wipe out the Foxes!男孩都是骗子BOTH: Boys are cheats and liars.他们那么丢人Theyre such a big disgrace.他们会甜言蜜语只为了再来一次They will tell you anything to get to second.棒球，棒球，他以为就要得手。Baseball, baseball, he thinks hes gonna scor

4、e.如果你让他爽到，那么你是个.婊（子）If you let him go all the way, then you are a.Hor.园艺师研究花朵ticulture studies flowers -噢，不会吧？Oh, no, she didnt.噢，是的，她穿了Oh, yes, she did.她全身都是“女伴”品牌的女装Girlfriends booty be all wrapped up in licious.曲线毕露All wrapped up.你们穿得也不赖啊。Youre pretty dope and phat yourselves.玲玲！ 你忘带午餐了,宝贝！Ling-L

5、ing! You forgot lunch, baby pie!鸡肉加五种蔬菜，韩国烤肉和泡菜Chicken with fried vegetable, bulgogi, and Kimchi.谢了，妈Thanks, Mom.好，你们好好念书Okay. You all learn real good now.玲玲？ 玲玲？- Ling-Ling? - Ling-Ling?快接电话呀Can somebody answer the phone?噢，天哪，太糟糕了。Oh, dang, thats messed up.韩国酒店那么多Out of all the Korean liquor stores

6、,我爸怎么就刚好进了那一家遇到了我妈？why did my dad have to walk into that one?现在发下你们关于西洋巫术史的文章Im returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials.我很遗憾的说，这里， 只有艾丹，得了唯一的AIm sad to report that Eden, here, got the only A.天，这不公平Well, thats not fair.我是说，她是唯一像女巫的人吧I mean, she was the only one who was actually there.咒语伯娜德副校长

7、Vice-Principal Bernard.噢，史宾塞小姐 你今早表现得真好，Oh, Miss Spencer, wonderful job this morning.你很会调动大家的积极性。You certainly know how to whip up a crowd.你这么漂亮，我想你一定做得更好As pretty as you are, I bet you really whipped them up back在你当啦啦队长时when you were cheerleading captain, hmm?我？噢，不不不。Me? Oh, no, no, no.我那会只是乐队的小角色

8、确切说，是大号手I was much more of a band chick, actually - tuba -首席低音大号手，在校队Lead tuba - honor band.噢，那您一定愿意发通行证给我们Well, then you wouldnt mind writing us some passes好让我们 排练一些新的动作？so we could, uh, practice some new moves?噢，杰西卡，我-我-我不太懂？Oh, Jessica, l-l-I dont know about that.你知道吗，奖杯放在您的办公室里一定会很耀眼的You know, t

9、hat trophy is gonna look so good in your office.噢Oh.那好吧。All right. Thats what girls do They keep you guessing the whole day through Play your emotions, push all your buttons Its true Thats what girls do Thats what we do You ask me why I gotta play so hard to get You ask me do I play it cool just to

10、make you sweat 嗯!味道真不错Mmm! Thats really good.嗯我该付多少钱?Um. how much do I owe you?没关系,我们店请客Its okay. Its on the house.真的?!Really?!谢谢Thanks.through to you-u-u-u-u - Thats what girls do - They keep you guessing. 你打算拿什么付账?猪头Whos gonna pay for that, asshole?(小费箱)你这个赔钱货！You are not gonna make it in this bus

11、iness.你疯了！You total binger!艾普尔，吃这个会让你的屁股变胖。April, this is gonna go straight to your ass.敌情警报ltchbay alert.比扬卡。Bianca.杰西卡,气色不错嘛Jessica, you look great!是因为你换了造型？Are you doing something different还是身边的朋友太逊了？or just hanging out with skankier friends?哇,比扬卡,你气色也很不错Wow, Bianca, you look really good, too.嗯，你

12、是少吃了点 还是多放了点屁？Um.are you eating less or just barfing more?多放了点屁Barfing more.祝你在啦啦队比赛顺利Good luck at the cheer competition.好的Yeah.也祝你好运You too.Hmm.再见了Bye-bye.噢Oh!跟我们走一趟,维诺娜Lets go, Winona.杰西,你在做什么呢?APRlL: Jess, what are you doing?稍等一下Hang on a sec.哇Whoa.这个东西挺酷的This is kind of cool.小姐们，我可以帮忙吗? Can I he

13、lp you ladies?噢，是的。这是什么?Oh, yeah. What is this?噢，是的，我也很喜欢它。Oh, yeah, I like that, too.这是个塞内加尔笛子 用鹿角雕刻的Its actually a Senegalese lute carved from deerwood,用在仪式和.used for fertility rituals and.- 是的，好 - 酷啊- Sure. Yeah. - Cool.你还可以把大麻放里面Oh, and you can put your weed in there.噢Oh.快看这个Check this out.噢，是的，

14、真漂亮Oh, yeah. Thats beautiful.这是罗宾岛监狱的模型Its actually a model of the prison on Robben lsland曼德拉在那里被关了27年where Nelson Mandela was held 27 years.当然是在 种族隔离政策结束之前And before the collapse of apartheid, of course.尽管这样，他出来后没有心怀憎恨Yeah, he came out pretty hate-free, though,情绪恢复稳定后you know, ready to heal -他当上了南非

15、的总统went on to become the president of South Africa就在，就在他们释放他以后，是的after that - after they freed him, of course, sure.好多人并没有意识到这点A lot of people dont realize this,这里面也能放大麻but you can put your weed in there.这棒呆了，没错。This is great. Sure.如果你们还有问题Well, if you have any more questions,我就在后面睡觉，那么Ill be in the

16、 back sleeping, so.很好Great.好的，谢谢Okay. Thanks.噢，这里才是往后面。抱歉。Oh, actually, this is the back. Sorry.这些东西让我自豪于 我有非洲血统This stuff makes me feel so proud to be African-American.玲玲Ling-Ling!你路过我的“疯狂美甲”店 也没跟我说声“嗨”You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me.嗨，妈妈Hi, Mom.再见，女孩们！Bye, girls!假珍珠！Fake pearls!别再打鼓了！ S

17、top banging those drums!对不起Im sorry.我不知道你会听到I didnt even know you could hear that.噢，上帝，快看那些耳环Oh, my God. Look at those earrings.这会让我成为舞会焦点的Id be the envy of every girl at prom.当然我本来就会是舞会焦点Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.Um, excuse me. How much are these?嗯，请问，这些多少钱？不卖。这可是真正的古董Not for sale.

18、Thats a genuine artifact.噢Oh.不要！No!不要！No!好了，我要结帐Okay, Im all set.就这么点儿？18美元？Is that all you got - $18?!这是加油站Its a gas station.这日子，人人都用信用卡了Everybody pays with credit cards nowadays.自己拿点土豆片吧。Help yourself to some nachos.嘿，那是给残疾儿童的！Hey, thats for Doug Fluties kids!啊！- -我在这儿！Im in here!就命啊！Help!真好看You l

19、ook really good.啊，拜托Um, excuse me.油箱盖在那边The gas caps on that side.啊，对不起Mm-hmm. Oh, Im sorry.嘿！Uh, hello.我要全套服务full service.还有，嗯，拜托检查一下引擎And, um, could you, like, check the oil和车盖下别的乱七八糟的东西？and all that other junk under the hood?好像这工作多难似的Like his job is that hard.天生蠢材必无用！Minimum wage for a maximum lo

20、ser.噢，说得好！Oh, good one.看我的Hey.check this out.Ow!抱歉，不小心的Sorry. Accident.你真坏！Youre so bad!我没事。- - Im okay.没关系，我没事。Its okay. Im okay.嘿，你们赌多少钱，我敢再吓他一次？Hey, how much you bet I can get him again?- Its the summer, the summer Yo, my cats are trippin, its the summer Ill get my swerve on, fight evil villains

21、gone So come on now Ive been locked in a room not waiting for long And to tell you the truth I dont even want to sing this song The sun is up, thats what my crew is all about. 啊，我好美啊。Im so pretty.鲍格尔Booger!我说过别乱碰我东西的。I told you not to go through my stuff.干嘛要戴我的乳罩？What are you doing wearing my bra?!我

22、才没穿，Im not wearing your bra.我只是把它垫在我身上。I was simply holding it against myself.给我出去，你这个小混蛋Get out of my room, you little turd!等等Wait a minute.你怎么了？What happened to you?没事Nothing.唉是不是那个叫卡文纳夫的家伙欺负你了？Did that Cavanaugh kid do this to you?好吧，过来All right. Come here.他真是个小混混He is such a punk.总有一天，他会得到报应的You

23、 know, one of these days, hes gonna get it.这样好点There you go.很好Better.你涂我口红？Is that my lipstick?!噢Ohhhhh! Give me all your fear Throw it all away And think about the good things No matter what they say Well take tomorrow, baby Yeah One day at a time 嘿Hey.嗨Hi.噢，杰西，你做这个的时候Oh, Jess, when you do that.我整条

24、腿兴奋的又抖又颤my whole leg tingles and shakes.真的？Really?那么，要是我亲你那里的时候会Well, what happens if I kiss you.怎样呢？there?这周末你一定要和我一起去滑雪You have to come snowboarding with me this weekend.噢，傻比利Oh, silly Billy nilly,跟你说了，我不会和你上床的I told you Im not having sex with you.不用No.我们可以一起喝热巧克力We could sip hot chocolate你只要跟我小弟弟

25、玩游戏and play Scrabble with my little brother.随便你怎么讲You call it whatever you want.我的答案还是否定的Im still not having sex with you.比利Billy.听着Look.你知道这对我有多重要you know how important this is to me.当那个特殊的时刻发生的时候And when that special moment happens,我只是我希望这事能完美I just.I want it to be perfect.我从没有想-逼你I would never dr

26、eam of rushing you.谢谢，比利Thank you, Billy.噢Oh.如果你改变主意，我们可以开车一起去If you change your mind, we could drive up together.我跟在你后面Ill wait behind for you.前面还是后面 哪里都一样 Front.behind.我还是不能和你上床Im still not doing it.晚安，比利Good night, Billy.噢，你们的生活就像一个童话故事Oh, your life is like a fairytale.你和比利活像迪士尼人物You and Billy ar

27、e, like, totally Disney.有的时候，我有点害怕You know, its scary sometimes.我只是不知道该做什么I just. I dont know what Id do如果事情不是那么的完美if things werent so.perfect.我真高兴，你是我最好的朋友Im so glad youre my best friend.- Oooh - Go on and do it - Do it - Do it til youre satisfied Whatever it is 我们明天见Ill see you tomorrow.好，晚安Okay.

28、Good night.拜Bye.Aaaaa啊Aaaaaa杰西卡，宝贝，没事吧？Jessica, honey, is everything all right?没事，妈妈 Yes, Mother.只是有只蜘蛛Its just a spider.一只又大又恶心的蜘蛛A really big, disgusting spider.嘿，我是艾普尔，请给我留言Hi. Its April. Leave me a message.这不可能，这不可能This isnt happening. This isnt happening!噢，真恶心！Oh, its sick!太恶心了！Sick!噢！噢！Oh! Oh!

29、Oh!嘿，老爸，我早餐能吃这个蛋糕吗？Hey, Dad! Can I have this cake for breakfast?啊，行，随便你，吃吧 Uh, yeah. Whatever. Go for it.鲍格尔，你到底在做什么？Booger, what the hell are you doing那蛋糕是给我老板的eating my bosss cake?你刚刚不是说我可以吃吗？I-I thought you just said I could eat it.-天哪！God.我的。到哪去拉？！Wheres my.?!喂Hello?艾普尔，是我-杰西卡 April, its me - Je

30、ssica.下课以后到体育场上来找我I need you to meet me right after class out by the track.你真是杰西卡吗？Is this really Jessica?是的Yes!噢，上帝，你着感冒了吗？Oh, my God, are you getting a cold?离表演赛只有一个星期了The competitions only a week away.我们可能有更大的问题We may have bigger problems.艾普尔JESSlCA: April.艾普尔April.艾普尔！ April!啊Agh!啊Ah!离我远点You sta

31、y away from me!我钥匙链上有防狼喷雾器I have pepper spray on my key chain!艾普尔，你不知道 April, I need you so bad right now.我现在是多么需要你。You have no idea.你怎么会知道我的名字？How do you know my name?是我Its me.杰西卡！Jessica!我在这里面呢Im in here.你把她怎么了？What did you do with her?我不知道发生什么了I dont know what happened.今天早上醒来I woke up this mornin

32、g.就成这样了Like this.我是怎么跟你说的？And what did I tell you about these things?!吃这屁股会变胖！They go straight to your ass!大家会来找我的！People are gonna be looking for me!-你要相信我！ -我警告你- You gotta believe me! - Im warning you!求求你，我是杰西卡！- Please, Im Jessica! - A - AaaaaAgh! Agh! Ohh!A Oh! Oh! Oh!Ugh! Ohh!Ohh!Ugh! Oh!Agh!

33、Oh! Ugh!Agh! Ohh!老天 Oh, my God!我觉着我的肋骨断了！I think I broke a rib!我眼睛刺痛！My eyes burn!无法呼吸！I cant breathe!我一早醒来却成了男的！This morning, I woke up a man!这是我这辈子最最糟糕的一天了！This is by far the worst day of my life!艾普尔！April!你忘了？二年级的时候Do you remember in second grade你从乡下搬来这里 when you moved here from Arkansas?别人都欺负你Ev

34、erybody threw rocks at you.就因为你有口音because you talked funny和你的门牙是褐色的and your front two teeth were brown!那时我是你唯一的朋友。I was your only friend.你脖子上的项链I gave you that locket around your neck是你奶奶病了的时候我给你的when your grandmother was sick.而且你还说And you said.你说you said.我们永远是最好最好的朋友Wed be bestest friends forever.男

35、孩都是骗子Boys are cheats and liars.他们都很丢人Theyre such a big disgrace.他们的甜言蜜语 只是为了再来一次TOGETHER: They will tell you anything to get to second.棒球棒球， 他们以为快要得手Baseball, baseball, he thinks hes gonna score.如果你让他们继续 那你就是个If you let him go all the way, then you are a.婊（子）园艺师研究花朵Hor.ticulture studies flowers.地理学家

36、研究石头Geologist studies rocks.男孩一心想要得是The only thing a guy wants from you把他的那个is place to put his.鸡鸡蟑螂，甲虫Cock.roaches, beetles,蝴蝶和昆虫butterflies, and bugs.没有什么能让他们更高兴 是一对硕大的Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of.球变戏法的和一只 叫察克的会跳舞的熊Jug.glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.所有男孩都想要得是 没门，休

37、想！All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.噢，上帝！Oh, my God!噢，天哪！Oh, my God!这是怎么发生的？How did this happen?我不知道该怎么办。I dont know what to do.好吧Okay, okay.现在Here.上我家去，在我房间里等我。Go to my house and wait for me in my room.别着急，我们会有办法的。Dont worry. Were gonna figure this thing out.现在Here.你是我最好最好的朋友。

38、You are my bestest, bestest friend.你的胡子，Watch the beard.抱歉。Sorry.Oh! So, come on, baby, listen With 20/20 vision I knock out competition 好了，听着，你妈相信了Okay, so, listen, she bought it.我跟你妈说 你跟比利全家去滑雪了I told your mom youre going on that ski trip,这样至少可以拖一个周末and thatll at least buy us the weekend.你以为整个周末我能

39、容忍这个样子吗？！You think Ill be stuck like this all weekend?!真恶心！Gross.Oh!我浑身都是毛Ive got hair everywhere -鼻子里，耳朵里，还有下巴in my nose, in my ears, on my chin.我都不敢看别的地方了Im afraid to look anywhere else.就好像我是毛发广告一样Its like Im an ad for hair.听着，这个也许会有帮助Okay, well, listen, maybe this will help.Okay.Ahh.Yeah.好了，贴好了Ok

40、ay. Against the grain.好了，准备？- Okay, ready? - Mm-hmm.别动Hold still.那么So.那么噢So, uh.什么？What?你真的有个“小弟弟”吗？Do you really have a penis?艾普尔！April!我可以看看吗？Can I see it?你是怎么了？What is the matter with you?!我想你还没有认识到问题的严重性I dont think you get the gravity of the situation here.你说得对，你说的对，不好意思Youre right. Youre right

41、. Im sorry.对不起Im sorry.我可以看一眼吗？Can I see it?你-你怎么回事啊？！W- what is your problem?什么？What?难得自己的好朋友会长那玩意的Its not every day that your best friend grows a penis.你真的想看看吗？Do you want to see it?好吧，好-Okay, fine -看了你就住嘴。if itll shut you up.不错嘛Nice.不错Nice.我是说，你知道I mean, you know.我就见过几个，这个绝对是前五名Ive only seen a co

42、uple, but thats definitely top 5.你看过几个？How many have you seen?5个Five.不包括我弟弟的Not including my little brothers.你这个荡妇You little tramp!Oh, motherfuck! Oh!啊！混蛋！啊！Oh! Oh! Oh!斯坦Stan.我现在对艾普尔有些担心了I am beginning to worry about April.她最近有些奇怪She has been acting rather strange.-是不是毒品？ -不是，不是。- Is it drugs? - No,

43、 no.我-我想，是她的荷尔蒙问题I.I think its her hormonal development.她刚才吃了六个花生酱三明治She just ate six peanut-butter- and-jelly sandwiches还有一整桶冰淇淋and an entire carton of ice cream.你怎么解释这个，嗯？And what do you make of this, hmm?是艾普尔的香皂Its Aprils soap.那么？Well?你怎么想？What do you think?我觉着你该找些事打发你的时间。I think you need more things to fill out your day.好吗？Okay?好了吗？Are we done?喂？Hello?你好？好吧，你是谁？All right, who is this?我该抓住机会早和你上床的I should have made love to you when I had the chance.噢Ohhh.马凯神父