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最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文 最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文1Hello everyone!My is., from Qinzhou. Im so glad to meet you, and Im currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. Its my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited thats why Im here.I know its a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文2Hi,everybody.Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldnt follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For Im never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.Id even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now Im standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that Im pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that itd embarass me as frightened speechless.Never mind. Im always good for a laugh.最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文3Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me _X.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called _.Ok,its a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, dont expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文4Hello everyone. My name is _. I am _ years old. There are three people in my family. My father is a manager in a company. He works from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. everyday. My mom is a nurse.She works in the hospital. Sometimes, she has to work at night. I sometimes watch TV shows with my family. I am in Class _ Grade YY. There are _ people in my class. I sometimes play ballgames with my classmates after class.最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文5Good morning, everyone! My Name is Lu Xin. I am so happy to stand in front of you to introduce myself. I am thirteen years old. I graduated from the No.1 Primary School of our city. I like reading books and playing badminton.I hope we can take exercises after class. Besides, I like watching movies and listening to pop music. I am sure there are some classmates have the common interests with me. Therefore, we can communicate with each other. In primary school, I did well in Chinese but math is not so good. I hope I can make progress in middle school.I am very excited to be a classmate of you and I hope we can make progress and have good days together.最搞笑的人英语自我介绍范文6Hello. My name is. I am in Class One, Grade Eight. I am tall and thin. I am friendly and generous. I often help my classmates with their English because I am good at it. I am not only do well in English but also in maths.I like all kinds of sports,too. My favorite sport is basketball. I often play basketball with my classmates either after school or on weekends. I like reading books,too. My favorite book is "Gone with the Wind". I think books can open my eyes.