What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This《你这么好的女孩在这里干什么（1963）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你这么好的女孩在这里干什么那我可回答不了ThatIcan'tanswer.我只知道我刚进城然后我朋友跟我讲了个地方AllIknowisdjustgotintownandmyfriendstoldmeaboutaplace在那我能住的便宜还有whereIcouldstayforcheapandall,而且嗯我挺喜欢的and,well,Ilikedit邻居挺好住的挺好Theneighborhoodwasnice.Thebuildingwasnice.房♥东太太挺好Thelandladywasnice.而且房♥间也挺好只需要去稍微整修一下Andtheroomwasnice.Allitneededwasalittlefixingup.于是我就整好了SoIfixeditup.我天这地方真跟个工作室一样我可以在这写写东西之类的Boy,arealstudio-likeplacewhereIcouldwriteandall.你瞧我是个作家Yousee,mawriter.我的名字是阿尔杰农但我的朋友们都管我叫Myname,sAlgernon.Butmyfriendscallme.哈利Harry.显然这一定是从我买♥♥卜这幅画开始的Evidently,itmusthavestartedwhenIboughtthepicture.我真的不怎么喜欢Ireallydidn,tlikeit但是那地方的人实在是太老了Buttheguyintheplacewassoold,然后我又那么敏感andmsosensitive.所以我就买♥♥下了SoIboughtit.我的意思是这画是真的没啥Imean,thepicturewasreallynothing,就一个人在一条船上了withthatguyonthatlittleboat.真的没啥可看的你知道吧Itwasreallynothingtolookat,youknow.连我朋友都说Evenmyfriendssayit晓得吧哈利没别的意思Youknow,Harry,notforanything,但那画真的没啥可看的butthatpicture'sreallynothingtolookat.然而这几天里Andyet,afterafewdays.就在房♥子里瞎转转你知道吧Justhangingaroundthehouse,youknow,我发现自己总被它吸引Ifoundmyselfalwaysbeingdrawntoit.当然我没觉得啥Ofcourse,IthoughtnothingofIt.但是好像我的眼睛总是会注意到它But,like,myeyesalwaysmetit.当然我试过不去想它Sure,Itriedtokeepitoutofmymind.比如有时候我还在试着去写东西救命1.ikesometimesIeventriedtowrite.我是个作家我跟你讲过了当然啦mawriter.Itoldyou,yes.但我发现我只在有感觉的时候才会去写ButIfoundIcouldonlywritewhenIfeltit,当我很有灵感的时候晓得不whenIwasinspiredenough,youknow?所以呢最糟的就是不去看它Sothen,theworstpartwasbreakingoutoflookingatit当我得努力需要灵感的时候whenIhadtoworktogetinspired.我解释不清我就是被吸引过去了Ijustcan'texplainit.Iwasbeingdrawntoit.我甚至还发现自己吃不了饭Ievenfoundithardtoeat但我想这全是因为我太敏感了ButIfiguredallthiswasbecauseofmyintensesensitivity而且想象力太丰富了andbecauseIhaveavividimagination.就连我的朋友也说Evenmyfriendssayit晓得吧哈利你想象力太丰富了Youknow,Harry,yougotavividimagination.就连深夜节目也救不了我.Itgotsothateventhe1.ate1.ateShowNumber3didn'thelp.JHaveyouheardaboutSwivel-hipsSal?JJAgrandoldgalJJOh,letmetellyouaboutSwivel-hipsSalJJNeverneededapalJJWithherhey-noony-noonyAndherho-ho-hoJJShebroughttheheattoMexicoJJAndfortheboysupat1.akeTiticacaJJShewouldshakeHernaughtymaracaJOnemoretime!JAndfortheboysupat1.akeTiticacaJJShewouldshakeHernaughtymara.J好了到了船长Well,thereitis,skipper.就和我给你看的那个奇怪小地图样JustlikeIshowedyouonmyfunnylittlemap.船长你听过金刚吗Skipper,haveyoueverheardofKong?怎么了当然我觉得就是些当地迷信Why,yes.Somenativesuperstition,Ibelieve.迷信我可不觉得Superstition?Idoubtit.我们对这个很了解Weknowthismuch:长得又大又吓人It'ssomethingbig,somethingmonstrous,利用极度的恐惧去掌控着这座小岛holdingthatislandinagripofdeadlyfear.所以我就这样写不了吃不下SothereIwas.Icouldn'twrite.Icouldn,teat.然后现在我又睡不着AndnowIcouldn'tsleep.就连我朋友也开始注意到我似乎有些不对劲Evenmyfriendsbegantonoticeinmethatthereseemedtobesomethingamiss.晓得吧哈利你这似乎有些不对劲Youknow,Harry,thereseemstobesomethingamiss.我不好意思跟别人说Iwasashamedtotellanybody.我的意思是比如其他人会怎么说Imean,like,whatwouldpeoplesay?开派对Throwaparty.所以我照办了SoIdid!在派对的头一天半里就那样吧Forthefirstday-and-a-halfoftheparty,itwaslikethat.但后来她出现了Butthenthereshewas.她太棒了Shewasgreat.我可以看着它而且什么都不会发生Icouldlookatitandnothinghappened.什么都没有Nothingatall.我能吃Icouldeat.我能写Icouldwrite.而且现在我还能睡AndnowIcouldsleep.她真是个抢手货连我的朋友都这么说Shewasarealgoodcatch.Evenmyfriendssaidit.晓得吧哈利我不想多管闲事Youknow,Harry,Idon'twanttobenosyoranything,但是兄弟她真是个抢手货but,man,shewasarealgoodcatch.所以我娶了她SoImarriedher!对我们来说没有啥好事Nothingwastoogoodforus.我们的蜜月甚至在纽约世界博览会上度过的WeevenhadourhoneymoonattheNewYorkWorld'sFair.更惨的是那地方都还没建好Unfortunately,itwasstillunderconstruction.但我们并不建议Butwedidn'tmind.一点也不Notatall.天啊我已经爱到冲昏头rBoy,Iwasmadlyinlove.但是当然就像他们说的But,ofcourse,liketheysay.天下没有不散的宴席Allgoodthingscometoanend.然后蜜月就这样结束了Andsothehoneymoonwasover.然后我们就这样回了家Andtherewewere,backhome,结了婚后就过着正常的婚姻生活marriedandall,livinganormalmarriedlifeandall.至于我我静下心来写我的忏悔Me,Isettleddowntowritemyconfessions.我是个作家你懂吧mawriter,youknow.而她在画她的画Andher,paintingherpaintings.因为她就是干这个的画画的画家Becausethat,swhatshewas.Apainterofpaintings.一个艺术家你懂吧Anartist,youknow.是的先生又好又轻松没什么好担心的Yes,sir,niceandeasy,nothingtoworryabout.没有画什么都没有只是平淡生活Nopicture.Nothing.Justeasyliving.她喜欢画自然万物Shelovedtopaintnature.你懂的花之类的Youknow,flowersandall.树Trees.鸟Birds.水Water.水Water.更多的水Morewater.超多的水1.otsofwater.然后这发生了Andthenithappened.但这次我没有恐慌我记得我的心理分♥析&hearts顺跟我讲过ButthistimeIdidn'tpanic.Irememberwhatmyanalysttoldme.哈利Harry.她说Shesaid.哈利如果你真的需要帮助那你必须得靠自己Harry,ifyoureallywanthelp,youmusthelpyourself.你得去抗争你得重击要害Yougottafightit,yougottahitithardintheguts,血与雷之类的bloodandthunderandalllike.这全是你的臆想孩子It,sallinthemind,boy.唯一的办法就是去凝视它去冷冷地直视Theonlywaytodoitistostareitdown,straight,cold.凝视它孩子凝视它Stareitdown,boy.Stareitdown.当然这很明显为什么连我的朋友都说Sure,itwassoobvious,why,evenmyfriendssaidit.哈利如果你真的需要帮助那你必须得靠自己Harry,ifyoureallywanthelp,youmusthelpyourself你得去抗争你得重击要害Yougottafightit,yougottahitithardintheguts.血与雷之类的Bloodandthunderandalllike.这全是你的臆想孩子唯一的办法It,sallinthemind,boy.Theonlyway.哈利Harry?嘿哈利Hey,Harry?哈利你还好吗Harry,youokay?嘿哈利你在哪哈利哈利Hey,Harry.Whereareyou,Harry?Harry?嘿哈利快点别犯傻了Hey,Harry.Comeon,now,don,tfoolaround!你在哪哈利Whereareyou?Harry?嘿听着Hey,listen!我忘了我的心理分♥析♥师她还告诉了我一些其他的1forgot!Myanalyst!Shetoldmesomethingelse,too!她说人生人生处处是危险Shesaidthatlife1.ifeisfraughtwithperil!天啊晓得吧哈利人生处处是危险Jeez,youknow,Harry?1.ifeisfraughtwithperil.
