The Simpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

辛普森一家第三十五季第十四集我才不管巴仔怎么说1don'tcarewhatBartsays,带着猫出来遛弯可一点也不疯狂there'snothingcrazyabouttakingyourcatforawalk.我最开始也是这么想的小马甲公园这是什么地方Wow.Whatisthisplace?情感支持动物这公园简直是情感支持动物和它们Thisparkisaparadiseforemotionalsupportanimals人类伙伴的天堂andtheircaringhumanpartners.真有爱啊Oh,that,slovely.现在你滚吧Nowgetout!你的丑猫没穿马甲不能进来Yourmangycatcan'tbeinhereifshe'sun-vested.但我的小猫咪特别有同情心Oh,butmykittyissoempathetic.她可是最有爱最可爱最温柔最甜蜜She'sthemostcaring,lovable,gentle,sweet.我的焦虑治疗鸡Myanxietychicken!快来人啊Somebodydosomething!我可不行我太能共情了Ican'tdothings,manempath.我没法应对冲突mconflict-averse.小苹果快支持我Supportme,Apples.我滴妈呀Oh,boy.西奈喇叭鸟类医院刚刚的手术确实很危险Well,itwaspeck-and-goforaminutethere,但格温妮丝家禽会没事的butGwynethPoultryisgonnabeallright.这是你的天文数字账单Here,syourastronomicalbill.他们会付钱的Oh,they'llbecoveringit.一万六为了救一只鸡$16,000?!Forachicken?我才花了20块钱就吃了一大桶鸡Ijustateawholebucketofthemfor20bucks.阿壳炸鸡现包含更多的鸡爪子人造鸡喙鸡声带移植Prostheticbeak?Cluck-Iearimplant?鸡心里治疗我们可没这个钱Bawktherapy?Wedon'thavethemoneyforthis.人们说要想在财务上摧毁一个家庭Theysayallittakestofinanciallyruinafamily只需要一张意外的医疗账单isoneunexpectedmedicalbill.但谁想到咱家的会是一张给个傻鸡看病的账单Whoknewourswouldbeforjackingupsomebougie-asschicken?抱歉把我的马利宝史黛西梦幻之家卖♥♥了吧Iamsosorry.YoucansellmyMalibuStacyDreamHouse.现在已经涨价了我刚把厨房♥改造了一下It'sincreasedinvalue.Ijustredidthekitchen.放松用不着卖♥♥你的玩具Relax.We'renotgonnasellyourtoys.她的萨克斯更值钱Thesaxiswheretherealmoneyis.老侯Homer.咋了我的底层中底层What?Myupper-lower,middle-lower,最底层的收入可付不起这笔钱lower-classincomeisn'tgonnagetusoutofthis.为了拯救我的家庭Inordertosavethisfamily,我要做一件从来没做过的事mgonnahavetodosomethingveneverdonebefore,找工作getajob.你干过八百个工作了Oh,you'vehadtonsofjobs:警♥察♥卖♥♥♥房♥♥开健身房♥色情烘焙和大♥麻♥点烟cop,realtor,gymowner,eroticbaker,weedsommelier.这都是为了自我成长Thosewereformyowngrowth.这回是为了家庭Thistime,it,snotpersonal.这个听起来不错招厨师的Ooh,thisonesoundsperfect.They'rehiringcooks.找活计网电击枪杀牛员厨子盗墓者学徒拼车司机擦鞋员搏击俱乐部裁判烹饪我唯一一件很有信心的事Ooh,cooking.That'soneoftheonlythingsIdon'tdoubtmyselfat.”有趣的工作内容有竞争力的薪水"Excitingwork,competitivesalary,给我吃急聘团队成员”teamplayerswantedatGimmeChow.'1给我吃是啥What'sGimmeChow?是一个新的外卖♥♥程序It'sanewfooddeliveryapp.自从食堂大妈朵拉去参加食堂梦魇之后Theteachershavebeenusingiteversince老师们就都用这个点餐了1.unch1.adyDorawasonCafeteriaNightmares.食堂梦魇每晚在福克斯播出直到永远只展现最真实的故事他们只招夜班的人They'reonlyhiringforeveningshifts.夜里那是你和食物一起创造晚餐的时间Evenings?That'swhenyouandthefoodmakedinnerhappen.我可不会做猪排1don'tknowhowtomakeporkchops.你在哪里杀猪在水槽里吗Wheredoyoukillthepigs?Inthesink?拜托大家我们可以帮帮妈妈的Comeon,guys.WecanhelpMomout像一家人一样做饭andcookdinnerasafamily.当然了一天哪你懂的Yeah,dloveto.-Aw,geez,youknow,但那也太-估计不行吧butthat's.-1probablywouldnot.侯默我们需要这笔钱Homie,weneedthis.亲爱的我们当然都愿意帮忙Honey,ofcoursewe'reallhappytohelp.看看我已经在做饭了1.ook,malreadycooking.菲少利玉米片这就是玉米片是如何诞生的Thisishownachosareborn.给我吃拉尔戈先生但你已经有一份工作了Mr.1.argo?Butyoualreadyhaveajob.我在公立学校教音乐马姬Iteachmusicinapublicschool,Marge.你自己算算我肯定当时没算清楚Dothemath.Isuredidn't.同志们我是芬恩邦内伊德Folks,mFinnBonIdee.我是给我吃的首席执行官和终极大脑IamCEOandheadmind-blowerhereatGimmeChow,我想出一招来干扰餐厅配送andIcameupwithawaytodisruptrestaurantdelivery.那就是摆脱餐厅Bygettingridoftherestaurants.引进给我吃魅影厨房♥IntroducingtheGimmeChowghostkitchen.二十个只有配送的餐饮品牌20newdelivery-onlydiningconcepts,由一个中♥央♥厨房♥操作我们的中♥央♥厨房♥operatingoutofonecentralkitchen,ours.携手共进我你你的排班经理Together,meandyou,andyourshiftmanager.吉尔冏德森JillJunderson.将彻底革命食物配送.aregonnarevolutionizefooddelivery并喂饱所有朋友们就在andfeedallourfriendsherein.“春天镇”,Spring-feld."直无此图正是这种热情让我That'stheexcitementIliketo.有人想问问题Oh,wegotaquestion.等下哈一个厨房♥要假装是二十家餐厅Wait,soonekitchenispretendingtobe20restaurants而实际上是根本没有餐厅whenit'sactuallyzerorestaurants?听上去好像你在钓鱼Itsoundslikeyou'recatfishingthepublic.想象成是给他们吃穷孩子三明治Thinkofitascatfishpo'boy-ingthem,这也是猪猪妈妈河口小餐馆的招牌菜whichisaspecialatMamaJuju'sBayouBistro.这份工作能挣多少Howmuchdoesthisjobpay?最低工资Minimumwage.还有加班费超多超肥的加班费Plusovertime.Sweet,juicyovertime.钱包一下子就被真钞塞满That'llreplacethenewspaperinyourwallet.相信我这份工作会是Andbelieveme,thisjob,sgonnabe”简单容易肥而油腻”"easypeasylikegrilledcheesy."一份简单烤奶酪做吧主厨OneEasyPeasyGrilledCheesy.That'syou,Chef.主厨从来没有人叫过我Chef?Wow.Noone'severcalledme十一份烤奶酪Makethat11grilledcheeses.六个寿司玉米煎饼二十一根配料吉拿棒Sixsushiburritos.21loadedchurros.停不下来They'renotstopping!奶酪我要奶酪Cheeses.Ineedcheeses.奶稣阿&hearts啦♥佛祖上帝我们什么都要主厨Cheesus,AllaBUddha,Hashem.Weneed'emall.Chef.热气腾腾刚出炉走过路过让过下主厨Hotstuffcomingthrough,Chef.最后说一次你不是我的菜主厨Forthelasttime,you'renotmytype,CheE拐角后面Corner.-Behind.身下-呼越过Under.-Whoo.Over.中间一天上Betwixt.-Ceiling.重肠越南三明治素食爱好者披萨Baloneybanhmi.Veallover'spizza.把烤奶酪烤了吧主厨Andfirethosegrilledcheeses,Chef.主厨收到给我一秒我要蛋黄酱Heard,Chef.Givemeasec.Ineedmayo.求求你不要起诉我Pleasedon'tpresscharges.我的假释官试图让我三振出局Myparoleofficer'stryingtothree-strikeme而不是像个男人一样跟我分手insteadOfbreakingupwithmelikeaman.没事没事伤的不深It'sfine.It'sfine.It'snotdeep.蛋黄酱到底在哪里Oh.Wherethehelsthemayo?在这里主厨Here,syourmayo,Chef.简直是原版再现超级碗周日的炸鸡店盛况Ah.ThisisWingHutonSuperBowlSundayalloveragain.他奶奶的老子的烤奶酪们呢主厨Wherethehellaremydamngrilledcheeses,Chef?撒了抱歉主厨我去Ah.Spill.Sorry,Chef.llgetit.主厨这是您的越南米粉汤Here,syourpho,Chef.好的主厨不主厨Yes,Chef.No,Chef.别把你的饺子放我灶上Getyourdumplingsoffmyburner.侯默都下午了你怎么不叫醒我啊Homer,it'safternoon.Whydidn'tyouwakemeup?我叫了你用铲子打了我Itried,butyouhitmewithaspatula.我错过了一周和你们在一起的唯一一天Oh,thisismyonlydaywithallofyouandImissedit.在给我吃餐馆干得怎么样啊妈妈HowarethingsatGimmeChow,Mom?煎熬的两个月It'sbeentwomonthsofhell.昨晚柯克把指尖掉进了顾客的迪斯科薯条里1.astnight,Kirklostthetipofhisfingerinsomeone'sdiscofries.迪斯科人吃迪斯科薯Discoguyslikediscofr.我的天0h,God!没我你们晚餐吃得怎么样So,how'sdinnerbeengoingwithoutme?很好今晚我们都要动手做千层面Great.Tonight,we,reallmakinglasagna.一家人一起做饭确实挺有趣的对不孩子们Youknow,cookingasafamilyhasbeenkindoffun.Right,kids?知道你们能一起在家做饭0h.Knowingyouallaremakinghome-cookedmealstogether是让我坚持下去的唯一动力istheonlythinggettingmethroughthis.爱你们拜1.oveyousomuch.Bye.她走了现在是给我吃时间She'sgone.It'sGimmeChowtime.我要点披萨饺子还有西班牙海鲜饭mgettingpizza,pierogis,andpaella.我吃炸鱼薯条和蛋糕棒Fish-and-chipsandcakepopsforme.我们两个月都在点外卖♥♥Guys,we'vebeenorderingdeliveryfortwomonths.活在谎言中让我好傀疚mgettinganulcerfromallthelying.还有所有那些填馅红辣椒Orallthechilerellenos.我们得告诉妈妈真&hearts湘♥WegottotellMom.别仓促做决定1.et'snotdoanythingrash.我们绝对要自己做饭明天We,lltotallycookforourselves,tomorrow.但今晚不能饿肚子啊对吗Butwestillneedtoeattonight,right?印度菜行吗Indianfood,maybe?好吧我是有点饿Well,Iamalittlehungry.豆腐蒂卡马萨拉Tofutikkamasala.豆腐蒂卡马萨拉Mmm.Tofutikkamasala.豆腐蒂卡马萨拉走单Tofutikkamasala.Orderup.好消息伙计们手里活别停Hey,hey,goodnews,gang.Don'tstopworking.鉴F你们这么棒Youguyshavebeensuchrockstars,主管决定送大家每人一个智能手表managementisgiftingyouallsmartwatches.苹果手表吗AppleWatches?梨子表其实就是监视器Anklewatches.Monitors,really.它们会发出嗡嗡声并警醒你们TheybuzzandsayStufftomakesure要一直努力工作you'realwayshustlinganda-grinding.吉尔你有机会问过财务部我们的加班费吗Gil,didyouhaveachancetoaskpayrollaboutourovertime?马姬我问过挺有趣的Youknow,Marge,1did.Funnystory.结果是因为你们工作到午夜过后Turnsout,sinceyouworkpastmidnight,那些小时数属于新的一天thosehourscountasanewday,所以你们不算加班soyouwon'tbegettingovertime.一点也不有趣Thatstory'snotfunnyatall.监测到正在休息Restdetected.启动动力攻击Activatingmotivationalzaps.我在动我在动0w!mmoving,mmoving.我们拼死拼活的加班你们却不认账Weworkhardforthatmoney,andyou'restealingit.给我吃餐厅还在起步阶段资金确实很紧张1.ook,GimmeChow1Sjustastart-up,somoney'sreallytight.你理解对吗Youunderstand,right?给我吃更像“太牛了"GimmeChow?Morelike"holycow"因为它的股价刚刚牛气冲天'causetheirstockjustwentthroughtheroof.自从转向云厨房♥这款app火爆了Eversincethepivottoghostkitchens,thisappisonfire.我们请来了给我吃餐馆总裁芬恩邦内伊德We'vegotGimmeChowCEO,FinnBonIdea截至今日他是世界最新的亿万富翁who,asoftoday,istheworld,snewestbillionaire.亿万富翁Billionaire?芬恩祝贺你你的秘诀是什么Finn,congrats.What'syoursecret?没什么秘密克里夫Nosecret,Cliff.我只是比给我吃餐馆的任何一个人都努力罢rIjustworkalotharderthananybodyelseatGimmeChow.妈妈还好吗Mom,iseverythingokay?我没事宝贝我只是在看电视mfine,honey.Justwatchingtheman听我那拖欠超时工资的老板吹牛who'sbeencheatingmeoutofmyovertimepay.我对亿万富翁的看法都变rItkindofshakesmyfaithinbillionaires.都是我的错Oh,thisisallmyfault看你加班工作我感到好傀疚Ifeelsoguiltyyou'rehavingtoworkthishard.没事亲爱的.It'sokay,sweetie.我们会攒够的慢慢攒We'regettingthere,slowly.赔鸡费怎么不见进展呢Itjustneverseemstogoup.克里夫给我吃是共同目标凝聚的大家庭Cliff,GimmeChowisafamily,unitedbyonegoal:给股东赚到钱不骗你enrichingourshareholders.Imeanthat.凝策我知道了你应该成立一个工会United.That,sit.Youcouldstartaunion.工会应该会有帮助Aunion?Thatcouldbegood,但你知道我不喜欢麻烦更别说制♥造♥麻烦了butyouknowhowIfeelaboutfusses,letalonemakingthem.不说啦克里夫Gottarun,Cliff.我得和杰夫贝索斯在外太空体验死藤水了mdoingayahuascawithJeffBezosinouterspace.够让我把这个混♥蛋♥打回地球Okay,let'sbringthisjerkbackdowntoEarth.工会不好说唉马姬Union?Idon'tknow,Marge.我最近在听一个教你怎么独♥立♥思考的播客Thepodcasterwhotellsmehowtobeafree-thinker里面说工会是共♥产♥主义的玩意儿saysunionsareforcommunists.工会给了我们童工法Unionsarethereasonwehavechildlaborlaws还有养老金和法定周末andpensionsandtheweekend.这都是工会的功劳吗Hewasunion'sidea?是的你们配送组怎么看Surewas.Whatdoyoudriversthink?马姬我太讨厌给我吃了Marge,Ihate-atheGimmeChow.首先他们让我丢了厨师工作First,theydrive-ameoutofthebusiness,然后把我抢了个精光andthentheyrip-ameoff.路易吉的比萨我不好吃但我便宜一个大家庭这一点都不OKThisisa-notokay.但我负担不起一场抗♥议♥ButIcan'taffordtomake-athewaves.请大家考虑一下签署工会卡Pleasejustconsidersigningtheseunioncards.小心行事不要声张Andkeepthisquiet.我们不想让管理层知道这件事Wedon'twantmanagementtohearaboutthisyet.嘿公♥司♥发福利了伙计们Hey,you'reinforatreat,gang.没有什么特定原因Fornoreasonwhatsoever,管理层让我给大家播放一个教育视频managementhasaskedmetoplaythiseducationalvideoforyou.抬起头认真看忘恩负义的家伙们So,eyesup,ingrates.嘿队员们如果你们在看这个视频Hey,team,ifyou'rewatchingthis,那么说明你们的厨房♥被污染了yourkitchenhasbeeninfested.我不是指老鼠或蝠螂哦这些问题不大Butnotwithmiceorroaches,whicharefine,而是被有关工会的想法污染了butwithtalkofunionizing.工会工会是什么Unionizing?What'sthat?听起来很吓人是的呢大厨老师Soundsscary.-Itis,Chef.工会会让你的厨房♥增加一个人Joiningaunionwouldaddanotherpersontoyourkitchen：工会代表怪theUnionOgre.工会代表我会在你和管理层之间制♥造♥一个不必要的障碍Icreateanunnecessarybarrierbetweenyouandmanagement.还会把你们的钱全卷走AndItakemoneyoutofyourpocket.嘿这钱是我留着给脖子纹身的Hey,Icouldhaveboughtanecktattoowiththat.让我们在这个工会怪杀了我们之前反杀他1.et'skillthismonsterbeforehekillsus.他们宁愿花钱拍这破动画They'dratherspendtheirmoney也不愿陪我们加班费onunsubtlecartoonsthanpayingusfairly?至少用实拍啊我们都是成年人了Atleastmakeitliveaction.We'regrown-ups,people.贝蒂布普30年代经典性感卡♥通♥形象在哪里Where,sBettyBoop?够马姬这是我的工会卡Thatdoesit.Marge,here'smysignedunioncard.我们支持你亲爱的We'rewithyou,honey.老侯老侯你猜怎么着Homie.Homie,guesswhat.我们做到了我们成立了工会Wedidit.Westartedaunion.哦太好了亲爱的Oh,that,s,uh,great,honey.那太好了That'sgreat.哎呦抱歉Whoops.Sorry.吃太多红炳小牛肘了ToomuchTuscanossobuco.当然了是咱一块做的Whichwemadeasafamily,ofcourse.你觉得管理层会报复我吗Youthinkmanagementwillretaliateagainstme?我倒不担心这个亲爱的Oh,Iwouldn'tworryaboutit,honey.公♥司♥不报复人人才会报复人Corporationsaren'tvengeful,justpeople.小肚鸡肠的人Vengefulpeople.好消息马姬Goodnews,Marge,管理层决定改变你在公♥司♥中的角色management'sdecidedtoreimagineyourroleinthecompany.你要因为建工会开了我You'refiringmeforstartingaunion?我倒希望能但是只有你失职时Iwish.Wecanonlyfireyou我们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