The Simpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

辛普森一家第三十五季第十五集老谋子酒吧希望你们这帮二货喝得开心Ireallyhopeyouchumpsarehappy,就因为你们我早上6点就得开门'causeIhadtoopenupat6:00a.M.here.谢r老谋子Thankyou,Moe.还得感谢职业橄榄球Andthankyou,profootball,每年都要去伦敦打几场烂比赛forplayingyourworstgameseveryyearin1.ondon.是啊比赛开始太早了Yeah,thegamesstartsoearly,这样我们就可以在周日的早上执行上帝的意志nowwecanspendSundaymorningasGodintended-不去教堂notinchurch!而旦还带着前一晚的宿醉Andstilldrunkfromlastnight.欢迎回到温布利体育场WelcomebacktoWembleyStadium目前中场休息比分情况wherethescoreattheinterval杰克森威尔猛虎队25分isJacksonvilleJaguars25,布法罗威廉斯队0分BuffaloWilliamsnil.哎呀我押了100磅猛虎队赢0h,boy,Igot100quidontheJag-u-ars,我甚至都不知道相当于多少美元andIdon'tevenknowhowmuchthatis.我一直支持布法罗mBuffaloalltheway.押了10先令加6先令原文两者为同一含义Tenbob,sixshillings,baby.我也算是涉猎十分广泛了Youknow.I'vedabbledinalotofanonymouses但从来没赌博过butnevergambling.我一直觉得下注什么的都是高端人士做的Ialwaysthoughtbettingwasforclassacts,比如詹姆斯邦德彼得罗斯还有秘书like,uh,JamesBondorPeteRoseorSecretariat.试试看呗谋瑟夫Whydon'tyougiveitatry,Moseph?对啊下一场比赛下个小注Yeah,makeonelittlebetonthenextgame.巴尔的摩对底特律Baltimore-Detroit.小赌怡情It'sharmlessfun.好吧那我就押一美元试试Uh,uh,allright,IguessIcouldbetabuck反正也不会损失太多That'snothingtogettooworkedupabout.小费海象下注网这海象挺富有啊Thewalrushashisownmoney.今天我们来到巴尔的摩AndweareunderwayhereinBaltimore,渡鸦队对阵底特律狮了队马上开赛astheRavenstakeontheDetroit1.ions.观赏橄榄球的好天气Beautifuldayforfootball.底特律得分.andDetroitscores!巴尔的摩扳平比分Baltimoretiesitup!底特律踢球得分Detroitkickisgood.巴尔的摩达阵得分TouchdownBaltimore!底特律反超比分.andDetroitiscomingback.巴尔的摩再次领先Baltimoreretakesthelead.这比赛真的太激烈了Man,thisgamecouldgoeitherway.底特律队员受伤Detroitplayerinjured.巴尔的摩显现颓势Baltimorejustmightpullitout.我的天我要赢Oh,myGOd,I'mgonnawin!原来我一直都是赢家TurnsoutIwasawinnerallmylife.这怎么回事Oh,butwhat'sthis?底特律最后时刻得分Detroitscoresalast-secondsafety狮子队获胜andthe1.ionsarevictorious.谁得了啥然后什么胜rDe-whoscoresanun-whatandthewheresarewha-torious?天啊不走运啊老谋Geez.Toughluck,Moe.你输了Youlost.去你的吧巴耳地摩Damnyou,Baity-more!你们这帮没把儿的废物Youcrab-infestedEdgarAllanPoe-munchers!别激动老谋Uh,calmdown,Moe.就输了一美元而已嘛Itwasjustadollar.对你来说是一美元Toyouitwasjustadollar!对我来说是整整一块钱懂吗Tomeitwasawholesimoleon!Allright?!滚出去都给我滚Getthehelloutofhere!Allofyouse!关门了Bar'sclosed!走了走了你也滚衰鬼We'releaving!-You,too,Slumpo!衰鬼Slumpo?这声听着可不秒啊1don'tlikethesoundofthatsquish.伙计们拉里不会是.Guys,Ithink1.arry,s.死了吧.dead.哀荣殡仪馆我们会在你走之前挽留你我不明白为什么我们要来这里Idon'tknowwhywehadtocomehere.葬礼太蠢了Funeralsarestupid.你们都不用来我的葬礼You'reallexcusedfromcomingtomine.好极了那天我正好有事Good.Ihadsomethingthatdayanyway.那天我其实没事Ididn'thaveanythingthatday.侯默你必须表达敬意Homie,youhavetopayyourrespects.你和拉里在一起的时间比和自己孩子的还要长Youspentmoretimewith1.arrythanyourownkids.那完全不是真的That'snottrueatall.谁是我的好闺蜜我最喜欢的学科是什么Who,smybestfriend?What'smyfavoritesubject?这个世界上我最敬仰谁WhodoIadmiremostintheworld?我儿岁r我的自行车是什么颜色HowoldamI?AndWhatcolor'smybike?过过麦片三兄弟里的二师兄Pass.Pass.CracklefromSnap,二师兄流行乐Crackle,andPop.过问题有坑Pass.Andtrickquestion-你明明是滑滑板youhaveaskateboard.瀚说过的那些问题竟然神奇地大快人心Huh.mstrangelycomfortedbythepasses.拉里天哪人走茶凉Wow,lightturnout.真图兴你们都能来msogladyouguyscouldmakeit.怎么能不来呢Howcouldwenot?拉里一直在身边1.arrywas.around.我们就这么扔点钱进这个零钱罐吗Sowejustthrowsomemoneyintothistipjarhere?多少钱合适一块五块What'stherightamount?One?Five?一块吗One?这得要点时间了Thisisgonnatakeawhile.要不要闯几个葬礼现场Wanttocrashafewfunerals?我已经穿好小裙子了Eh,malreadywearingadress.正如你独自远航Soasyousailalone穿过如红酒般暗黑的永恒之海'crossthewine-darkseasofeternity,你将在我们心中留下更深刻的痕迹youshallremainevermoreinourhearts.啊息吧我长毛的朋友Yarr-I-P,myfeatheredfriend.你总说你想要一个这个宝莉Youalwayssaidthatyouwantedoneofthese,Polly.现在你有了Andnowyouhaveone.快看我丽莎Checkmeout,1.is!我在抬棺mbearingpall!尤妮斯阿姨你看着我们经历r这么多AuntEunice,yousawusthroughsomuch,胜利与悲伤triumphandsorrow,让我们感到安慰的是你自然死于九十二高龄andit'sacomforttoknowthatyoudiedat92ofnaturalcauses.自然死亡Naturalcauses?她很明显死于疫苗Sheclearlydiedfromthevaccine!你闭嘴小罗伯特F昆比Youshutup,RobertF.QuimbyJr.!你是这个家族的耻辱You'reanembarrassmenttothisfamily.那说明了很多事情Andthat'ssayingalot!抱歉我来晚了Sorrymlate.Uh.今天我们送谁走Whoarewedoingtoday?一位游迹于老谋子酒馆的悲伤秃头酒鬼好Asad,baldingdrunkwhohungoutatMoe,s.-Gotit.侯默辛普森是这个社区里受人爰戴的支柱HomerSimpsonwasabelovedpillarofthiscommunity.他以为你死了做点什么啊Hethinksyoudied.Dosomething.为什么他在说我好话Why?He'ssayingnicethings.你就没叫过我支柱Younevercallmeapillar.他没死吗你确定吗He,snot?Areyousure?而兑回来Uh.anyhoo,拉里的老母亲有几句话想说说andnowafewwordsfrom1.arry'smother,艾丽斯达林珀IrisDalrymple.我的拉里斯一直说起他的好朋友们Well,my1.awrencealwaystalkedabouthisbestfriends,那些在老谋子酒馆的伙计们thefellowsatMoe'sTavern.要是他们可以上来分享一些Itwouldwarmmyheartiftheycameup和我儿子的美好回忆我会很宽慰的andsharedfondmemoriesofmyson.我不说话你们说mnottalking.Youtalk.我都不认识他没人认识Ididn'tknowhim.-Noonedid.你的凳子离得最近Yourstoolwasclosest.或许你们谁可以说说拉里对钓鱼的爰好Perhapsoneofyoucouldtalkabout1.arry,sloveoffishing.有一次我们去那个超赞的钓鱼湖Uh,uh,onetime,wewenttothisgreatfishinglake.湖钓鱼1.akeFish.是的钓鱼湖里面全是Oh,yeah.Fish1.akewasfullof.鱼.fish.你们猜谁总能钓到最大的鱼Youknowwhoalwayscaughtthebiggestfish?谁啊谁Who?Who?我我想说拉里I-I,uh.Iwanttosay1.arry?鱼王拉里拉里确实BigFish1.arry.-Oh,yeah.1.arry,indeed.小心鱼Watchout,fish!好真的故事Whatatruestory.你们为什么从不花时间了解一下他Oof.Whydidyounevertakethetimetogettoknowthisman?至少我们来了好吗Hey,atleastwecame,huh?巴尼完全忽略了Hey,Barneytotallyblewthisoff.说他有更重要的事要做Saidhehadsomethingmoreimportanttodo.自私的混♥蛋♥Eh,selfishjerk.这口井已经建成你们村终于有干净水源啦打嗝玛姬拉里就是不适合当我们兄弟Marge,1.arryjustdidn'tfitintoourbandofbros.我们四个比任何人都亲密Thefourofusarecloserthanclose.我们就像欲望都市里的那些女人Yeah,we,reliketheSexandtheCitybroads,只不过更恶心except,uh,supergross.是啊拉里不在我们交友范围内Yeah,1.arryjustwasn'tpartofourdeal.因为你们从没邀请过他吗Becauseyouneveraskedhimtobe.他想要的只是简单的人际关系Allheeverwantedwasasimplehumanconnection.但相反的是他无人关怀死在了酒馆里But,instead,hediedunlovedinabar.* 看看那些孤独的酒吧常客们* 1.ookatallthelonelybarflies* 看看那些孤独的酒吧常客们* 1.ookatallthelonelybarflies* 每晚拉里这个酒吧常客都坐在凳子上* 1.arrythebarflysatatastooleverynight*点一瓶啤酒*Andheorderedabeer* 开始流泪* Sheddingatear* 他吃着东西* 1.ookathimeating* 独自看着手♥机♥* Checkinghisphoneallalone* 他痛苦地坐着* Ashesitswithhispain* 吃鸡肉炒面* Chickenchowmein*孤独的拉里们*Allthelonely1.arrys*走向了结局*Theyallcometoanend*孤独的拉里们*Allthelonely1.arrys*被朋友遗忘*Forgottenbytheirfriends*我们是不是糟糕的人啊Isitpossiblewe'reterriblepeople?你们是但真正让我失望的是.Yes,buttheonemreallydisappointedinis.莱尼-啥1.enny.-What?你给我的印象一直是善解人意且善良Youjustalwaysstruckmeasasensitiveguywithagoodheart.我是吗Idid?绅士们抱歉打扰一下msosorrytointerrupt,gentlemen,我刚在儿子房♥间找到了这个butIfoundthisinmyson'sroom.老谋子酒馆的兄弟心中的圣地是我们五个It'sallfiveofus.有点像是我们站在宁静瀑布前面Hey,itkindoflookslikewe,reinfrontofSerenityFalls.我知道了我们应该带着拉里的骨灰去那一趟Iknow.Weshouldalltake1.arry'sashesthere,together.这是我们该做的善解人意的事It'sthesensitivethingtodo.真是一个好主意That'sawonderfulidea.我不能去宁静瀑布听起来很有压力Ican'tgotoSerenityFalls.Itsoundsstressful!但我AndI.喜欢压力lovestress?四兄弟出发了Thefouramigosareontheroad!或者我应该说“五个”OrshouldIsay"five"?*孤独的酒吧常客们*Allthelonelybarflies*面对着道德的审判*Confrontingmortaldread*他们的灵魂亟待思索*TheirsoulsinneedOfsearching*他们选择痛饮*Theyboozeitupinstead*看到了吗拉里我们没那么坏See,1.arry?We'renotsobad.我们正带你去你的圣地宁静瀑布We'retakingyoutoyourspecialplace,SerenityFalls.赶快结束这一切1.et'sgetthisoverwith.我跟女朋友还有个重要约会Igotabigdatewithmygirl.奈玛要带我看库尔伙伴合唱团重聚Naima'stakingmetoseethereunitedKool&theGang.她不是跟其中一个人正约会吗Didn'tshedateoneoftheGang?一个吗Oneof?她约的是库尔本人ShedatedKool.哇哦库尔Whoa!Kool!Wow!Ooh.我们认识这家伙这么久Wespentamillionhourswiththisguy,他却从没觉得自己是我们的一员butheneverfeltlikeoneofus.他成天喝但我们只是社交型独自喝酒的人Hewasadrunk,andwe'rejustsocialdrinkerswhoalsodrinkalone.两个不同的世界Twodifferentworlds.希望拉知道我们这么努力Ijusthopethatif1.arryknewweweredoingthis,他会感到高兴itwouldmakehimhappy.是啊像奈玛责备库尔时Yeah,ashappyasNaima那种高兴对吧whenshewasdishingitouttoKool,huh?你能闭嘴吗-对不起Wouldyoushutup?!-Sorry,sorry.我们听点音乐吧Hey,let'slistentosomemusic,huh?让你转移一下.GetyourmindOffotuh.注意力youknow,things.*尽情跳舞*Getdownonit*库尔伙伴合唱团*尽情跳舞*Getdownonit.*能把灯关掉吗Couldyouturnoffthelight?留拉里一人在黑喑里吗Andleave1.arryallaloneinthedark?你敢相信这家伙吗Canyoubelievethisguy?拉里不在这里1.arry'snothere!他死了He,sdead!他的灵魂在这里Hisghostishere.得了吧莱尼没有灵瑰这种东西Aw,comeon,1.enny.Ghostsain,treal,huh?当然有Yes,theyare.我相信拉里的灵魂就在我们身边Ibelievethat1.arry,sghostishoveringaboveus,帮我们吹生日蜡烛blowingoutbirthdaycandles,帮花滑运动员完成跳跃helpingfigureskaterslandtheirjumps用他冰冷的手指帮我们冷却热汤andcoolingdownhotsoupwithhisicycoldghostfinger.莱尼莱尼莱尼1.enny,1.enny,1.enny.众所周知人死的时候Everybodyknowsthatwhenyoudie,你的灵魂会转化为宇宙能量yoursoulbecomescosmicenergy,直到你的意识获得重生untilyourconsciousnessisreborn变成和你精神层次匹配的另一种生物asacreaturethatbefitsyourmetaphysicalstation,比如一只雄壮的驼鹿beitmightymoose或一只骄傲的草履虫oraproudparamecium.别扯淡了你们这些神经病Shutyourtraps,youdeludedfreaks.真实情况是你挂掉之后Here,sthedeal-whenyoucroak,世界只剩下一片悲伤寂静的虚无it,sjustasad,silentvoid.一片空虚这还不是普通的空虚Nothin'.Andit'snotevenaregularnothin,.是一种彻底的不存在明白吗It'sanabsenceofeverything,huh?这种空虚超出你的认知Wherenomatterhowhardyouthink,你无法想象它有多么彻底youcan,timaginehownothin'itis.就像那栋废弃后被野熊霸占的1.ikethatabandonedmallwheretheJCPennys潘尼百货大楼吗isfullofbears?不No.你们都错了You'reallwrong.圣经里早就有了答案WhyhavequestionswhenwehavetheBible?连续二十年每周出席教堂的我Ididn'tserve20yearstolifeinchurch可绝不会浪费我宝贵的祷告积分nottocashinonthosefrequentprayermiles.我等不及死了之后Ican'twaittillIdie和拉里并肩而坐soIcanslideinnextto1.arry每天享用天使辣翅andeatbuffaloangelwingsforalleternity一根芹菜都不加那种withoutacelerystickinsight灵魂虚无Ghosts.-Void.宇宙驼鹿-辣翅Spacemoose.-Wings.别听他们的灵魂拉里Don'tlistentothem,ghost1.arry.虚无Void!普8酒店一日之计在晨尿晨尿不畅心烦躁Firstpeeoftheday.1.et'smakeitcount.拉里回罐子里去1.arry,getbackinyourjar.什么玩意儿Whatthehellisthis?这些是什么东西Andthis,andthis.这是拉里的哪一部分啊Whatpartsof1.arrywerethese?嘿候默你干什么呢Hey,Homer,whatyoudoingdownthere?我的老天奶SweetTabascoSally,这是我想的那玩意吗isthemswhatIthinkthemsis?蓝宝石Sapphires.拉里的骨灰里全是蓝宝石1.arry'sasheswerefullofthem.怎么来的Whatgives?肯定是火化的时候1.arrymusthavehadtheseSmurf-stones拉里把这些蓝东西塞勾子里了crammeduphiswazoowhentheyCrematizedhim.肯定是他从北边塞Hemusthavebeenmovingstolengems然后偷偷运到南边的acrossthenorthernborderbystuffingthemup小宝石hissouthernpass.不懂但是拉里没了咱肯定暴富了AllIknowsis1.arryisdead,andwearerich.天哪是啊Oh,myGod,you'reright.走去告诉莱尼和卡尔Wegottatell1.ennyandCarl.等会借一步说话Uh,uh,realquicksidebar.我们真的要用这种Um,dowereallywanttobother突发宝石状况ourgentlemenfriends来叨扰我们的绅士朋友吗withthishere,uh,gemologicalsituation?有何不可-哦我单纯善良的朋友Whywouldn'twe?-Aw,blessyourheart.不管这些小东西价值几何Butwhatevermoneythesecorpsejewelsyield,想把它们分四份就是我们犯蠢了we'dbecrazytosplititfourways.你看咱俩比他俩1.ook,youandmeneedthismoney可更需要这些钱呢是吧waymorethan1.ennyandCarl,allright?你有一个吞金兽老婆Yougotanexpensivetrophywife还有八百个小孩and,like,athousandcrazykids.而我有一个穷的发霉的AndallIgotisacrummybar破烂酒吧fulloftoxicblackmold.啥What?我可能确实有挺多资金负担的IguessIdohavealotoffinancialburdens.喂开门Hey,openup.记录牙龈深度时间Igottarecordmygumdepth.Two,two,two,three,two.来吧准备开始撒谎Okay,gettingreadytolietoourfriends.预备展示And.showtime!早安我亲爱的卡尔森Goodmorning,dearestCarlton.我知道你们密谋什么呢Iknowwhat'sgoingoninhere.我呃1.um.-Uh,uh.你俩提前起床Youguysweregettingupearly要去偷吃免费的欧式早餐tousethetwofreecontinentalbreakfastvouchers不想带我俩withoutus.没门我们要去了我们和拉里Well,we'reusing'em.Meand1.arry.没事还有机会Don'tworry,we,llgetourchance.等会这不是去大瀑布的路Waitasec,thisain'ttheroadtotheFalls.我走的是观光路线Yeah,Itookthescenicroute.我想拉里会想看到这些野花的Ithought1.arrywouldappreciateseeingthosewildflowers.猜猜是谁种的约翰逊夫人Guesswhoplantedthose.1.adyBirdJohnson.怎么回事莱尼Whatthehell,1.enny?你知道我得回去YouknowIgottagetbacktosavemylady救我夫人于沉迷库尔邦之中fromtheclutchesofKoolandtheGang.我以为你不担心呢Ithoughtyouweren'tworried.废话我当然担心了Ofcoursemworried.他们可是赢了2014年度灵魂列车音乐传奇奖Theywonthe2014SoulTrainMusic1.egendaward.快点回主路Nowlet'sgetbackonthehighway.给我Giveit!对不起卡尔我会回主路的msorry,Carl.llgetbackonthehighway.没关系按你的来吧No.Yougohoweveryouwant.我们应该顺拉里的意1.et'sdorightby1.arry.拉里1.arry!我们的秘密宝石Oursecretgems!你们啥也没看见啊Nothingtoseehere,huh?只是一些拉里的水晶残骸Just,uh,Crystalized1.arrychunks.宝石宝石宝石宝石Gems.Gems,gems,gems.宝石宝石宝石珍贵的宝石Gems.Gems,gems.Preciousgems.拉里骨灰罐里有蓝宝石Thereweresapphiresin1.arry'surn?你们早就知道Andyouknew?听我解释你看啊1.ook,guys,wecanexplain.Yousee.侯默说服我去骗过你们Homertalkedmeintoscrewingyouseover以便我们能独吞宝石怎么着sowecouldkeepthemgemsallforourselves,allright?什么你这个骗子What?-Youliar!举起手来Handsup.离骨灰瓮远点Backawayfromtheurn.你们都违反了Y'allareunderarrestforviolating美国商业法规第545条section545oftheU.S.Commercecode:即宝石走私因而被捕jewelsmuggling.所有人都进前箱里Y'allgetinthefrunk.”前面的后备箱“简称”前箱“Oh,"Fronttrunk."Frunk.现在我明白了NowIgetit.我可不想为你俩走私宝石mnotgoingtojail把我送进去坐牢'causeyoutwoweregemsmuggling.比那更糟蠢货It'sworsethanthat,dummy.侯默和老谋子根本就没打算告诉我们HomerandMoeweren'tgonnatellusabout他们找到的蓝宝石放在拉里骨灰中thesapphirestheyfoundinthe1.arrycrumbs.我本想说的但侯默威胁说Iwantedtotellyou,butHomerthreatened要烧了我的酒吧tosetmybaronfire.什么是你说要我对宝石保密What?Youtoldmetokeepthegemsasecret,听你的话纯粹因为我这人广纳贤言and1onlylistenedtoyoubecausemhighlysuggestable.你才不是-你说得对我不是No,you'renot.-You'reright,mnot谁会在意我只知道我们成了Whocares?AllIknowiswewerethevictims超级砸锅事件受害人ofanA-Iscrewjob.这是你们办的最砸的一件事Thisistheworstthingyouguyshaveeverdone.是吗卡尔你呢Oh.Yeah,Carl?Well,whataboutwhenyou你明明赢了老埃尔帕索一年的塔可套餐wonayear'ssupplyofOldElPasotacokits,却从来没邀请过我andneverinvitedmeover?那比赛你赢了吗Youwonthatcontest?那首塔可诗是我写的Iwrotethetacopoem.肯定是你冒充自己作品交了Youmusthavesubmitteditasyours.也许我就是听够了你的声音MaybeIjustgottiredofhearingyourvoice听着像得了鼻窦炎的鸭子一样thatsoundslikeaduckwithasinusinfection.”盒装酱汁和五只碎壳”"Theboxcontainsseasoningandfivebrokenshells.”你和家人买♥♥了全部除了这只盒老埃尔帕索”Youandyourfamilybuyeverythingelse.OldElPaso."他听着真的像只鸭子Hedoessoundlikeaduck.这卜.我想听不出来都不行了Nowllnevernothearit.你明知道我一直喜欢碎壳Youknewbrokenshellsaremything.我们清醒时候就这样吗Isthiswhatwe'relikewhenwe're.sober?我们一点也不像欲望都市的婆娘们We'renothingliketheSexandtheCitybroads.不在酒吧时能把我们聚在一起的还有什么Youtakeusoutofthatbar,andwhat'sholdingustogether?什么都没有Nothing.而拉里这辈子最想做的Andtothinkall1.arrywantedoutoflife就是成为这朋友圈的一员wastobepartofthisfriendgroup.这个死鬼是多么的愚蠢Whatadumbdeadchump.老板我找到那几个Hey,boss,Ifoundtheidiots拿了拉里最后运送那批货的自♥痴♥们了whotook1.arry'slasthaul.他们就是一群互相讨厌的窝囊废They'rejustabunchoflosersthathateeachother.都处理好了It,salltakencareof.干的漂亮米奇后顾无忧Excellentwork,MickeyNo-1.oose-Ends.你想怎么处理他们Sowhatyouwantmetodowiththem?让他们走吧Mm,letthemgo.他们一无所知Theyknownothing.明白后顾无忧Gotit.Nolooseends.下次再雇这些人Ugh,Igottapaymoreattentiontothenicknames我要注意他们的绰?♥whenIhiretheseguys.现在你能帮忙去机场接康妮吗Now,canyougopickupConnieattheairport,布鲁诺绿帽哥BrunoWife-Banger?乐意效劳Hey,withpleasure.后顾无忧Nolooseends.那疯子不是警长他是个疯子Thispsychoain'tasheriff.He,sapsycho!我们就是他的后顾之忧Oh,andwe,rehislooseends.我们都死定了We'reallgonnadie.别真是被莱尼说中了我们都要变灵魂了Oh,whatif1.enny'sright,andwe'reallgonnabeghosts?要是老谋子说中了纯就是序曲WhatifMoeisright,andit'sjustavoid?根本什么