The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare《盟军敢死队（2024）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
真实事件改编来自2016年丘吉尔的解密文件大西洋1942年纳粹控制的海域你们从哪儿来？喔瑞典Uh,Sweden.会英语吗我我是瑞典人I'm.I'm.Swedish但我会一点英语butIspeakalittleEnglish.我们要登船We'recomingonboard.欢迎登船欢迎登船Allarewelcome.Allarewelcome.最矮的那个也可以上船Eventhelittleone.Hecancometoo.欢迎Welcome.你们在这里干什么？Whyareyouhere?小小的航海假期Justalittlesailingholiday.快乐之旅Ajollyboystrip.把手拿开Takeyourhandsoff.证件Papers?护照Passport?给Hereyougo.船上还有其他人吗Anyotherpeopleontheboat?就我们两个Justthetwoofus.下面有人吗没有Nein.搜遍角落来吧我们有很多吃的Come,come,wehavelotstoeat.把你的脏手拿开Takeyourdirtyhandsoffme!退后Backoff!你Andyou,把手举起来putyourhandsintheair!你现在有麻烦了You'reintroublenow!你真是淘气鬼You'vebeenanaughtyboy!我给你100法郎杀了他llgiveyou100francstoshoothim.别开枪Don'tshootme!他讨厌德国人你绝对应该杀了他HehatesGermans.Youshouldreallyshoothim.我不好意思你太吓人了I.msorry.Youareveryscary.让他走跳板Makehimwalktheplank.他喜欢木板Heloveswood.肮脏的醉鬼Dirtydrunkenanimal!我有罪Guiltyascharged.我总是带一罐煤油Ialwaystakeacanofkerosene就为了这些场合forjustthesesortofoccasions.有段时间了It'sbeenawhile,但上次我登上他们的船时有人嘲笑我butthelasttimesomeonelaughedatmewhenIboardedtheirvessel,我给了他们选择Igavethemthechoice.要么游到岸边要么在燃烧的船上碰碰运气Eitherswimtoshoreortaketheirchancesonaburningship.汉斯和我想知道他们会选哪一种死法HansandIwonderedwhichoptionthey'dchoose,烧死还是淹死deathbywaterordeathbyfire.奇怪的是他们两种都选rOddly,theychoseboth.他们一直等到最后一刻Theywaiteduntiltheverylastmoment,直到头发着火untiltheirhairwasonfire,烧红的皮肤从手指上脱落andtheirblisteredskinpeeledfromtheirfingers,然后他们跳海幻想着能上岸beforetheyimmersedthemselvesinwaterinthevainhopeofreachingshore.其中一人立即下沉然后死了Oneofthemsankimmediatelyandperished.但令我们惊讶的是那个大汉Buttoouramazement,thebigone,很英勇heshowedgreatspirit.尽管很难Inspiteofalltheodds.他还是艰难地游到了岸边.hepainstakinglymadeittoshore.对于这一厉害的壮举Wefollowedandcheeredhimon我们一路跟着他为他加油andrewardedthisimpressiveachievement最后给他后脑勺赏一颗子弹withabullettothebackofhishead.好笑吗Isn'tthatfunny?你怎么不笑？Whyaren,tyoulaughing?漂亮拉森Nicework,1.assen.他们还有更多人There'smorewherethatcamefrom.是的Yes.啊Ah.不知道有没有用拉森Notsureit'sworking,1.assen.对方船长似乎被激怒了Thecaptainlooksratheragitated.他们开炮了They'rebringingtheirgunstobear.他们会调整射程They'llfindtheirrangesoon,sir.弗雷迪需要担心吗Freddy,shouldwebeworried?不用先生Oh,Idon,tthinkso,sir.炸♥药♥很巨大所以我搞的导火索也很长It'saratherlargeexplosive,soIsetaratherlargefuse.我找到了火♥药♥仓1locatedtheoutsideofthepowderroom,一旦爆♥炸♥sowhenitgoesbang,绝对威力惊人itreallyshouldgobang.又近一点了Closer.随时会炸各位Shouldbeanysecondnow,chaps.弗雷迪Freddy?干得好弗雷德里克Goodwork,Frederick.谢谢船长Thankyou,Captain.我们到底在这里要干什么现在可以说了吗Now,anychanceyoucantelluswhatwe'redoinghere,sir?25天前希♥特♥勒♥和他的纳粹大军横扫了欧洲大部ThewarinEuroperagesonasHitlerandhisNazihordesweepasideallintheirpath.波兰比利时现在连法国都落入了希♥特♥勒♥的法♥西♥斯♥之手Poland,BelgiumandnowFrancehaveallfallentoHitler'sfascistregime,只有英国支撑着整个欧洲解放的最后希望leavingBritainholdingupthefinalhopesOfliberationforallofEurope.所以来吧英国人准备迎接大战So,comeon,Blighty,getreadyforafighty.但我们无法孤军奋战来实现Butwecannotdoitalone.希望我们的美国兄弟从大西洋彼岸加入我们AndanyhopeforourAmericanbrotherstojoinusfromacrosstheAtlantic但他们仍然对德国的秘密武器U型潜艇有所忌惮remainsfrustratedbyGermany'ssecretweapon,theU-boat.这些危险的小潜艇在北大西洋上横冲直撞的猎杀ThesedeadlylittlesubmarineshuntatwillintheNorthAtlantic.U型潜艇很难被发现不分如入无人之境般地击沉周边Undetectable,theU-boatsinksshipsindiscriminately,携带弹♥药♥给养的船舰whethercarryingmunitions,provisions袭击来自我们盟军那里避难的平民orciviliansheadingfromourcompanionsacrossthepond.只要U型潜艇还大西洋上巡弋SolongastheU-boatsruletheAtlantic,美国&hearts库♥队就不可能到达我们这里itremainsimpossibleforAmerica'sbravetroopstoreachourshores.伦敦会被迫满足希♥特♥勒♥的计划吗WillBritainbeforcedtoappeaseHitler,splans或者面对他进攻的毁灭orfacedevastationfromhisoffensive?伦敦成了火海大海染红1.ondonburnsandherseasrunred,上有炸♥弹♥下有鱼雷把英国人碾得粉碎asbombsfromaboveandtorpedoesfrombelowgrindtheBritsdown.由于无法抵御这些致命的U型潜艇AndwithnodefenseagainsttheselethalU-boats,看来欧洲和平的希望已荡然无存itappearsallhopemaybelostforpeaceinEurope.既然德国人用U型潜艇切断了我们的补给链TheGermanscutoffoursupplychainwithU-boats,我们就切断U型潜艇的补给链WecutoffthesupplychaintotheU-boats.通过我方情报人员Throughourintelligenceagents,我们找到了办法we'vefoundaway.希♥特♥勒♥的大西洋潜艇舰队的全部服务修理和重新武装Theentireservicing,repairing,andrearmingofHitler,sAtlanticU-boatfleet.由两艘纳粹拖船提供isoperatedbytwoNazitugboats.还有一艘意大利补给船在费尔南多港andanItaliansupplyshipinFernandoPo.我需要人手愿意去击沉那些舰艇Ineedmenwhoarewillingtogoandsinkthoseships.何不空袭费尔南多波然后击沉那些舰艇？Whydon'twejustair-raidFernandoPoandsinktheships?因为狡猾的德国人狡猾的德国人BecausecraftyGermans,beingcraftyGermans,在西班牙殖民地驻扎havepositionedthemselvesinaSpanishcolony.费尔南多波是中立区FernandoPoisneutralterritory.如果我们攻击殖民地Ifweattackthatcolony,欧洲其他未被占领的地区也会加入纳粹therestofunoccupiedEuropewilljointheNazis,我们迟早会发现andit'sonlyaquestionoftimebeforewefindourselves我们会穿着皮短裤煎粉色香肠fryingbigpinksausageswearingnothingbutlederhosen.希♥特♥勒♥不按规矩行事那我们就以牙还牙Hitlerisnotplayingbytherulesandneitherarewe.当然这是一个未经批准的Thiswillofcoursebeanunsanctioned,未经授权的非官方行动unauthorizedandunofficialmission.如果他们被英国人抓住了Ifthey'recapturedbytheBritish,他们会被关进监狱they'llbethrowninjail.但如果被纳粹抓到ButiftheNazisfindthem.他们会被折磨而死it'stortureanddeath.不巧的是SomewhatContentiously,我倒是有个合适人选Imayhavejusttheman,略微麻烦的是butratherinconveniently,他现在正被皇家监狱关押着he,scurrentlyincarceratedatHisMajesty'spleasure.我们可能不喜欢他的态度Wemaynotlikehisattitude,伦敦特别行动指挥部但他很勇敢杀戮机器buthe'sbold,he,sakiller,意见领袖andthemenwillfollowhimanywhere.你确定这是好主意吗Arewesurethisisagoodidea?当然不是Ofcoursewe'renot但我们走投无路了Butwe,redesperate.让他来吧Sendhimin.上前Forward!站在那儿少校Standthere.Major.谢谢中士Thankyou,Sergeant.格斯马奇菲利普斯GusMarch-Phillips,这位少校名为thisis1.ieutenantCommander.弗莱明伊恩弗莱明Fleming.IanFleming.他以前在海军情报局工作HeusedtobeatNavalIntelligence,现在他为我工作nowheworksforme.为什么我在这里？MWhyamIhere,M?我有个任务希望你负责IhaveamissionIwantyoutolead.为什么是我？MWhyareyouaskingme,M?喝茶少校Helpyourselftoacupoftea,Major.我们都知道我Webothknowthatm.不太受政♥府♥欢迎notverypopularwiththeadministration.他们说你没有吸引力正是我认为你有吸引力的原因ThereasontheyfindyouunattractiveistheveryreasonIfindyouattractive.任务？Mission?刀锋行动OperationPostmaster.去压制北大西洋的德国U型潜艇ToneutralizetheGermanU-boatsintheNorthAtlantic.有什么计划吗And,uh,what'stheplan?潜艇需要燃料和鱼雷TheU-boatsneedfuelandtorpedoes.但它们也需要二氧化碳过滤器来过滤氧气Buttheyalsoneedcarbondioxidefiltersforoxygen.没有它们潜艇就不能潜水也不能猎杀Withoutthem,theycan'tdiveandtheycan'thunt.停在水面上已经过时rStuckonthesurface,they'reobsolete.目标是？Target?奥斯塔公爵夫人号♥TheDuchessad'Aosta.这是一艘意大利船被德国人所使用She'sanItalianshiptheGermanshavebeenusing.为整个舰队补充燃料重装武器并补充二氧化碳过滤器.torefuel,re-armandreplenishtheC02filtersfortheentirefleet船在西非海岸She'shiddenoffthecoastofWestAfrica.一个叫费尔南多波的小岛AsmallislandcalledFernandoPo.我们需要你去击沉这艘船Wewantyouto,urn,sinkher.你们假扮成渔民沿着西海岸航行You'llbeposingasfishermensailingdownthewestcoast有一艘拖网渔船装载足以摧毁公爵夫人号♥的炸♥药♥onboardatrawlerloadedwithenoughexplosivestodestroytheDuchessa.赫伦和斯图特探员ThisisAgentsHeronandStewart.他们会在岛上做卧底They'llbeworkingundercoverontheisland.赫伦先生在那里站稳脚跟了Mr.Heron'salreadyestablishedthere,经营各种生意runningvariousbusinesses.什么生意？Whatbusinesses?一间赌场酒吧非法出口游戏Acasinobar,andillegalexportsgame.赚钱吗Profitable?很赚Idoquitewell.纳粹高层是我最重要的客户High-rankingNazisaremymostvaluedclients.不错啊Goodforyou.斯图特小姐演员兼歌♥手MissStewart,anactressandsinger,两年里一直和我们一起训练hasbeentrainingwithusforthelasttwoyears.她会假扮成纽约的黄金交易员She'llbeposingasagoldtraderfromNewYork.她的任务是引诱并分散岛上指挥官海因里希鲁尔的注意力Hermissionistoseduceanddistracttheisland'sCommandingOfficerHeinrich1.uhr.她很有能力主动She'sverycapableandsomewhatmotivated.怎么个主动呢？长官Motivatedhow,sir?我母亲是德裔犹太人Mymother,ssidewereGermanJews.他们不在人世了Theywerethefirsttogo.节哀Verysorrytohearthat.我相信你会成功msureyou'llrecover.在纳粹的实施行动前我们有44天Wehave44daysbeforetheNazismovetheiroperation.不然，后面就很难再找到他们了Wewon'tfindthemagain.如果要我加入行动我需要有自己的团队IfTmtodothis,I1needmyownteam.你不会喜欢他们的他们都Youwon'tlikethem.They'reall,uh.很野mad.他们需要业告诉我们他们的名字They'llneedtobe.Giveustheirnames.亨利海西HenryHayes.一个讨厌纳粹且聪明的爱尔兰年轻人Asmart,youngIrishmanwhohatestheNazis他哥becausehisolderbrother,是我的密友whowasaclosefriendofmine,被一艘U型潜艇击沉了他的拖网船淹死了drownedafteraU-boatsankhisfishingtrawler.那以后我就一直照顾他弟弟vetakenhimundermywingeversince.他狡猾安静老谋深算He,scunning,quietandwily.更重要的是Moretothepoint,海西是出色的水手我信任他HayesisamagnificentsailorandItrusthim.如果我们要击沉一艘大船Ifwe,regoingtotryandsinkalargeship,我们还需要“聒噪蛙人”弗雷迪we'llneedFreddy"TheBuzz*'frogman.他可以绑着双脚游过海峡Hecanswimacrossthechannelwithhisfeettiedtogether.不可否认的是Admittedly,他是纵火犯除非他在破坏什么否则他就是可怕的悲剧he,saconvictedarsonistandaterriblemiseryunlesshe'sdestroyingsomething.但他很擅长爆♥炸♥Buthe'sverygoodatblowingthingsup.接下来我们需要丹麦锤子Next,we'llneedtheDanishhammer.安德斯拉森Anders1.assen.从小就在他家的庄园里和熊打斗猎杀麋鹿Grewupwrestlingbearsandhuntingelkonhisfamilyestate.他是一个传奇人物带着刀弓和箭He'salegendwithaBowieknifeandabowandarrow.在盖世太保将他的兄弟折磨致死后他18岁就离家出走击杀纳粹Heranawayat18tofighttheNazisaftertheGestapotorturedhisbrothertodeath.他不再捕猎动物改为捕猎纳粹HegaveupfilletinggameforguttingNazis.然后他出现在我们的海岸Hethenturneduponourshores准备与我们并肩作战readytofightalongsideus.他是一只无法控制的疯狗知道一百种创造性的杀人方法Heisanuncontrollablemaddogwhoknowsahundredcreativewaystokillaman.最后Andfinally,最重要的是我们需要杰弗里阿普亚德andmostimportantly,we,llneedGeoffreyAppleyard.是的我们就知道你会Yes,wethoughtyoumight.所以我们派他去费尔南多波执行侦察任务That'swhywesenthimonareconnaissancemissiontoFernandoPo.可惜Unfortunately,他一回来就被纳粹抓走了theNazisnabbedhimonhisreturn.那就更有理由了他知道所有我们需要知道的Allthemorereason.Heknowswhatweneedtoknow.他是策划大&hearts刃干♥He,samasterplanner,生存大♥师♥国际象棋大♥师♥也是外科医生amastersurvivor,achessgrandmasterandasurgeonwiththeblade.我和他在敦刻尔克的散兵坑里呆了两个星期WespenttwoweekstogetherinaDunkirkfoxhole如果不是因为阿普亚德我今天还在那里andifitwasn,tforApple,Iwouldstillbetheretoday.没有他这任务完不成NoApple,nomission.恐怕不可能mafraidthat'simpossible.为什么？Why?因为他被一整支德国驻军关在拉帕玛岛Becausehe'sbeingheldbyanentireGermangarrisonon1.aPalma.拉帕马已经动身了1.aPalma'sontheway.简直精神错乱这事儿我来操心That'sinsanity.-Youletmeworryaboutthat.我需要你那种外套Imustgetmeoneofthosecoats.我们在这里做什么现在能说了吗先生Now,anychanceyoucantelluswhatwe'redoinghere,sir?把自己擦干蛙人我来告诉你Dryyourselfoff,frogman,andlltellyou.好奇心把我们都吞噬了先生Thecuriosityiseatingusallup,sir.我为所有的秘密道歉各位Iapologizeforallthesecrecy,chaps.18天后抵达费尔南多波但这是一个未经批准非官方和未经授权的任务Butthisisanunsanctioned,unofficialandunauthorizedmission.如果我们被英国人抓了Ifwe'repickedupbytheBrits,我们都会进监狱Wewillallgotojail.如果我们被德国人抓住会被折磨致死Ifwe,repickedupbytheGermans,tortureanddeath.那就我们四个人吗So,it'sjustthefourofusthen?还有阿普亚德船长AndCaptainAppleyard.他负责保护这些信息的安全He,sresponsibleforsecuringthisinformation.然而他遇到了一点麻烦Heis,however,inaspotofbother.他被德国人关押在拉帕马岛HeisbeingheldbytheGermanson1.aPalma.我们的首要任务是解救他Ourfirstjobistoliberatehim.就这些了吗-非也Oh,so,that'salbisit?-No.我们需要确认阿普亚德的情报WeneedtoconfirmAppleyard'sintelligence.所以我们说话这会儿又有两个探员坐火车去费尔南多波了That'swhytherearetwomoreagentsontheirwaytoFernandoPobytrain,aswespeak.具体做什么？Doingwhat,exactly?他们会确保那些船的补给装满They'llbeensuringthatthoseshipsarefilledwithsupplies,因此值得炸掉它们sothey'reworthblowingupinthefirstplace.纳粹控制的西非占领世界是一回事It'sonethingtakingovertheworld,但他们也要接管厨房♥吗butdotheyhavetotakeoverthekitchentoo?都是香肠卷心菜和黑面包It,sallsausage,cabbageandblackbread.你更喜欢哪种？Whowouldyouhavepreferred?法国人提供精致的古典风格TheFrenchoffertherefinedclassicaltake.牛肉奶酪牛肉Cotedeboeuf,fromage,Iebeurre.够广casuffit!意大利人的乡村餐呢WhatabouttherusticspontaneityoftheItalians?他们的油意大利面西红柿Theiroils,thelinguine,thetomatoes.我不吃意大利扁面条而吃意大利宽面条dclimboverthelinguinetogettothefettucine.还有野猪肉Butthecinghiale.嗯Mmm.你叫我吃野猪Youhavemewiththewildboar.但话又说回来西班牙人也提供当地海鲜饭和西班牙餐前小吃Butthenagain,theSpanishofferthesmorgasbordoftheregionalpaellaandtapas.还有伊比利亚安达卢西亚的火腿AndJamonIbericoAndalucia.所以呢So?我们现在进退两难We'rebetweenarockandahardplace.如果英国人赢r战争我们就只能吃炸鱼薯条了IftheBritswinthewar,we'restuckwithfishandchips.如果德国人赢了IftheGermanswinthewar,我们就只能吃这份菜单上的了we'restuckwiththismenu.然后So?我们要香肠卷心菜和黑面包We,llhavethesausage,thecabbageandtheblackbreadplease.很好谢谢Tresbien.Merci.怎公办？Oursituation?稳住Steady.稳住Steady.行动Now.似乎你看着很擅长玩游戏我们有个朋友不玩所以想请你玩你是下凡来拯救我们的天使我累坏了mexhausted.没有你很年轻漂亮充满活力先生们不妨喝上几杯够r跳支舞干嘛请原谅Entschuldigung,bitte.站住Halt!那是犯罪行为你的箱子有问题吗Isthereaproblem?女士不应自己扛行李因为有男士在场我来帮你我自己能行谢谢Icanmanagemyself,thankyou.我坚持请让我来提斯图特小姐Allowme,MissStewart.我的绅士精神还在请允许我Allowme.'4't4谢谢Thankyou.干杯Prost!门Door.锁了1.ocked.箱子Case?在搞Workingonit.伦敦特别行动指挥部先生有信♥号♥♥Sir,contact.收到了Contact.稍后Standingby.公爵夫人号♥的旅客名单准备好了吗Duchessa,smanifest.Ready?好了四百枚B级鱼雷有Ready.-400B-gradetorpedoes.Check.四百枚B级鱼雷400B-gradetorpedoes.确认Check.确认Check.5000吨♥柴油确认5,000tonsofdiesel.Check.5000吨♥柴油5,000tonsofdiesel.中尉-在长官1.ieutenant.-Yes,sir?确认Check.确认Check.一万个二氧化碳过滤器确认10,000carbondioxidefilters.Check.鹳鸟消息完毕长官EndofmessagefromStork,sir.确认收到Confirmreceipt.确认收到Receiptconfirmed.紧急发送首相别♥里♥Urgent,Chequers.备车通知弗莱明Getthecarready.InformFleming.打包吧1.et'spackitup.如果金库里没有金子抢银行也没用Nopointrobbingthebankifthere'snogoldinthevault.谢谢Thankyou.知道世界上至少还有一位绅士真是令人欣感It'strulycomfortingtoknowthere'satleastonegentlemanintheworld.啊白♥痴♥Ah!Idiot!对不起你好Goodday.香肠卷心菜和黑面包Sausage,cabbageandblackbread.希♥特♥勒♥给了我们一个条件Hitlerhasmadeusanoffer.绥靖政策Anappeasement.但我们必须撤军Butwemuststepdownourarmy,交出我们的海军接受纳粹管理surrenderourNavyandacceptNazirule.否则他会彻底摧毁不列颠及其帝国Otherwise,hepromisestotaldestructionOfBritainandherempire.接受希♥特♥勒♥的条件是我们目前最好的选择OurbestoptionistotakeHitler'sdealwhilewecan.空军元帅同意了TheAirMarshalagrees.他需要更多的炸♥弹♥更多的人和更多的飞机Hehasmorebombs,moremen,moremachines.我们支撑不了多久了Wewon'tsurvivemuchlonger.你必须凭良心做出这个唯一的决定首相Youhavetomaketheonlydecisionyoucanmakeingoodconscience,PrimeMinister.天哪姑娘们听听你们自己说的话.GoodGod,girls.1.istentoyourselves.这不是妥协这是投降It,snotappeasement,it'ssurrender.你还是没意识到我们的对手是谁Youstillfailtorealizewhowe,reupagainst.恕我直言首相你可能没意识到Withrespect,PrimeMinister,it'syouwhodoesn'trealize.我们不能指望打败他Wecannothopetodefeathim.希♥特♥勒♥是邪恶化身穷途末路Hitleristhemainspringofevil,aguttersnipe.我们不能与他谈判Thisisnotamanthatwecannegotiatewith.我读过他的书庞德上将vereadhisbook,AdmiralPound.他就是邪恶的受害理论家Themanisavicious,victimizedideologue.他不值得信任Hecannotbetrusted.如果我觉得可以通过投降来实现和平Iflthoughtthatwecould'veachievedpeacethroughsurrendering,那么我早那么做了dhavedoneitalready.不能让我们的国民再挨饿Weneedtostopourcountryfromstarving.我们每月需要三百万吨♥物资才能横渡大西洋Weneedt
