Invincible《无敌少侠（2021）》第二季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情提要你对着我的脑袋开枪！Youshotme!Inthefuckinghead!万岁!棒棒哒我们得赶紧溜了Yes,hooray,tenoutoften.Weneedtogonow分身人凯特.是一位无所畏惧的勇士KateChawasafearlesswarrior.我还是我吗威廉？AmI.meagain,William?在地球上度过的短暂瞬间HowdidameremomentonEarth怎么就能把你变成了一个软弱、多愁善感的叛徒呢？turnyouintoaweak,sentimentaltraitor?这孩子是马克的弟弟所以他也是我的家人ThischildisMark'sbrother,whichmakeshimfamilytome,too.格雷森女士我的雇主是你Iworkforyou,Ms.Grayson.我们把你救出来的时候你的大脑完好无损WhenWepulledyouout,yourbrainwasintact.你身体的其他部位就没那么好了Therestofyounotsomuch.我改变自己IchangedmyseiE我可以做同样的事来.-别Icandothesamefor.-Don't.我辜负了安珀-我辜负了马克IfeellikemfailingMark.-1feellikemfailingAmber.这些书里写的全都是真实的Everythinginthesebooksisreal.我要去拜访一位老朋友mvisitinganoldfriend.所有人都将跪在格罗姆面前！AllwillkneelbeforeGrom.也许你下次该尝试一下在跟外星人或疯狂科学家开战前Maybeyoushouldtryaskingwhateveralienormadscientistyou'refighting假装要跟他们合照而不是直接动手foraphotonexttime,insteadofjustpunchingthem,youknow?装成他们的粉丝Pretendyou,reafan.这一招或许还真能骗过其中几个人Withafewofthem,thatmightjustwork.好吧这也太我看起来真的像他们那样吗？Okay,that,sjust.IsthatreallywhatIlooklike?如果你觉得这都算奇怪的话Ifyouthinkthat,sweird.小心了恶人我们是.okout,evil.We,re.无敌少侠我们为什么不能就住这里了？Whycan,twejustlivehere?我们可以租个摊位搭个小帐篷Wecanrentabooth,setupalittletent.吃热狗和馁掉的玉米片填饱肚子Surviveonhotdogsandstalenachos.因为你大约三个小时后就会因看漫画过量而暴毙Becauseyou'ddiefromacomicbookoverdosein,like,threehours.那也是快乐至死值了ddiehappy,andit'dbeworthit.我一直在找那些精♥装♥本！Ooh!I'vebeenlookingforthosehardcovers.马克格雷森你不能什么都买♥♥Youcan'tbuyeverything,MarkGrayson.等着瞧！Watchme!你还好吗？Youokay?还好Yeah,mgood.你确定吗？Yousure?我很好mfine.我们不必一整天都待在这里的Wedon'thavetostayhereallday,youknow?我们也可以去做一些你想做的事,Wecangodosomethingyouwanttodo,too.谁说我不想在这里待着？WhosaysIdon'twanttodothis?也对Right.你说得对Sure.我的意思是是我比较喜欢漫画展Ijustmeantthatit'sjustkindofmoremything.我们相处的时间不多Wedon'tgetalotoftimetogether,so.所以我希望我们也能一起做些你喜欢的事Iwanttomakesurewe'realsodoingstuffthatyoulike,too.我玩得不开心的时候自然会告诉你I'llletyouknowwhenmnothavingagoodtime.好吧不好意思Okay.Sorry.没关系我们一起待着就好It'sfine.1.et'sjustbetogether.其实我真不在乎我们做些什么Youknow,Idon'treallycarewhatwe'redoing.跟你说清楚我现在看过的漫画书多半比你看过的还多Andfortherecord,Iprobablyreadmorecomicbooksthanyoudonowadays,因为你太忙于拯救世界sinceyou'resobusysavingtheworld.很有可能You'reprobablyright.等一下Waitasecond.我们在排队吗？Areweinaline?这是菲利普沙夫的签名会FilipSchaffsdoingasigning.通灵狗你刚才说我们俩在一起待着才是最重要的对吗？Yousaidthefactthatwe,retogetheriswhatmatters,right?菲利普沙夫通灵狗的作者菲利普沙夫FilipSchaff.Oh,man.天啊!我是你的超级粉丝！mahugefan.谢谢你这让我很有动力-我得问一下Ah,thanks,buddy.Meansalot.-1gottoask.下一季的通神狗什么时候推出？When'sthenewseasonofSeanceDogcomingout?你是指电视剧吗？Youmeantheshow?再等一年或许都不能Probablynotforanotheryear.对不起动画制♥作&hearts濡要很长的时间Sorry.Animationtakesalongtime.我无法想象制♥作♥那些打斗场面的工作量Oh,Ican'timaginehowmuchworkitmustbeforthosefightscenes.那些确实要花时间但我们在别的方面会做得简略一点Yeah,thosetakeawhile,butwecutcornersinotherplaces才能控制好时间tomakeitmanageable.你有没有注意到?有时候Youevernoticethatsometimeswhoever'sspeaking说话人的嘴巴会在画面之外你看不到他们的嘴唇在动hastheirmouthoff-camerasoyouneverseetheirlipsmoving?啊我还真没注意到呢Huh.Ihadn'tnoticedthat.或者镜头会切换到说话人的后脑勺Yeah,orwe'llcuttothebackofsomeone,shead也是出于同一个原因whilethey,retalkingforthesamereason.其他时候我们会用广角镜头慢慢地扫过场景Othertimes,we,11doawideshotandslowlypanacrossit.那些人貌似在动但因为离得很远Itlookslikeit'sanimated,butit'ssofaraway你就留意不到没有人在动youdon'tnoticenothing'smoving.最棒的是这些场景都不需要做精细的动画效果Thebestpartis,becauseallthesesceneshavelimitedanimation,所以我们可以把画面做得更细致Wecanmakethedrawingsevenbetter.但有时候创作者会得意忘形Butsometimestheartistsgetcarriedaway,以至于效果会像是别的节口anditkindoflookslikeadifferentshow.你难以想象出来的效果有多陶谱It'scrazywhatyoucangetawaywith.谢谢你来看我！Thanksforcomingby!不谢谢你才对！No,thankyou.看第二季时我会看得更仔细一点mgonnawatchseasontwowaycloser.他真的很棒Heissuchacoolguy.好了我们现在去哪里？Okay,wheredoyouwanttogonow?我不知道艺术家小巷看起来挺不错1don'tknow,Ithoughtartists'alleylookedcool.那是.稍等It,sa.Uh,justasec.嘿伊芙有事吗？Hey,Eve.What'sup?马克雷克斯偷偷溜出了全球防御局医院独自跑去执行任务Mark,RexsnuckoutoftheGDAhospitalandranoffonamissionbyhimself一直联♥系♥不上他我很担心他遇到了麻烦He,sgoneradiosilent,andmreallyworriedhe'sintrouble.我想自己去找他可我现在正忙着处理善后dgomyseltbut,.mtyingupalooseend.Uh.Imean.好吧把他的方位发给我Sure.Textmewhereheis.你要在动漫展上弃我而去是吗？You'regonnaditchmeatComic-Con,aren'tyou?雷克斯有麻烦了Rexisintrouble.但也许我可以没关系去吧ButmaybeIcould.-No,it'sokay.Go.我们稍后再联♥系♥We'11catchuplater.谢谢你帮我保管你是最棒的我很爱你回见！ThanksforholdingontothatStuffforme.You'rethebest.Iloveyousomuch.Bye.所有人都将跪在格罗姆面前！AllwillkneelbeforeGrom!沃克顿核物质储存设施不要这样!拜托了!不要这样对我Don'tdothis.Comeon,comeon,don'tdothistome.这种事你经历过上百次每一次你都熬了过来You'vedonethisahundredtimes.You'vemadeitthrougheachone.就连头部中弹也没能杀死你Evenabullettotheheadcouldn'tkillyou.而这个家伙?他什么都不是Andthisguy?He'snothing.只是个极其普通的Justatotallyordinary.一只可怕的触手怪？.ugh,goddamnnightmaretentaclemonster.太好了Great.哎呀Fuck.妈呀死定了！Fuck,fuck,fuck.雷克斯你就这么做Thisiswhatyou'regonnado,Rex.你冲进去把他的每一条触手都扯断You'regonnagointhereandtearoffeveryoneofhistentaclesand把它们塞进他那些菊花里shovethemuphowevermanyasseshehas.然后你再把他赶回“狗屁星球”去Andthenyou'regonnasendhimpackingbacktoplanetBullshit反正就是他的老家orwhereverhecamefrom,因为你是炸♥弹&hearts罐克斯这就是你的行事方式becauseyou'reRexSplodeandthat'showyoudothings.我们上1.et'sgo.一颗尘埃伤不了章鱼老大DotakemorethandirtathurtOctoboss.我等一下什么？I.Wait,what?你听到话了！Youhearwords.现在教训你！Nowampainyouhear.不是吧你怎么不早点说些蠢话？Oh,no.Whydidn'tyousaysomethingstupidsooner?你的朋友说话都跟你一样蠢吗？Didyourpalssoundasdumbasyoudo?章鱼老大花时间学你们的话！Octobossdidmuchtimelearnyourlanguage.不好意思我说话不漂亮！Sorryamdon'tmakemewordsperfect!听我说我相信你一定是个大忙人你愿意花时间1.ook,msureyou,reverybusy,andIrespectthat学习我的语言尽管你学得不太好但我尊敬你youtookthetimetolearnmylanguage,evenifyoudidn'tlearnitverywell.不过我还是要爆扁你一通！.Butmstillgonnakickyourass!现在是谁被爆扁了？Whoamass-kickednow?可恶！Ah,shit.雷克斯Rex.-Huh?你还好吗？Youokay?我很好mfine.阻止那些白♥痴♥Stopthoseidiots.我来搞定章鱼怪vegotDavyJonescovered.你确定吗？Uh,yousure?他个头不小He,sprettybig.兄弟拜托了Dude,please.我需要报仇Ineedthis.下次直接用这个得了Huh.Nexttime,openwiththat.安全了派军队进来吧Allclear.Sendinthetroops.谢谢你哥flThanks,buddy.经历r那件事之后After,youknow.我想着我得回来练练手IjustthoughtIneededtogetbackonthe.horse.不然的话就退役去天气炎热的地方开间酒吧twaseitherthatorretireandopenabarsomeplacehot.等一下我为什公没去开酒吧？Hmm.Wait.WhyamInotdoingthatagain?我们现在进去We'recomingin.嗯我之前也有一样的想法毕竟我爸跟我Yeah,Ifeltthesamewayaftermy.dadandI.是可以想象Yeah,Ibet.如果经历你那些事很多人应该就一蹶不振了Notsuremanyotherpeoplecouldcomebackfromwhatyouwentthrough.其实我觉得应该没有人还能振作起来Actually,mnotsureanyoneelsecouldcomebackfromwhatyouwentthrough.另外我也不敢相信你可以长出新牙Also,Ican'tbelieveyoucangrownewteeth.天啊!真希望我也有这种超能力Oh,fuck.IwishIhadthatsuperpower.我缺了几颗牙齿看着像是挨了揍的曲棍球员I-mlikesomeshittyhockeyplayeroverhere.你跟安珀怎么样了？How'sitgoingwithAmber?你们磨合好了吗？Didyoufigurestuffout?还没有Notreally.我们似乎无法能有一次不受干扰的约会Can'tseemtogoonasingledatewithoutbeinginterrupted.我刚才在动漫展上撇下了她赶来了这里IleftheratComic-Contocomehere.好吧我欠了你一个人情所以这样吧Well,Ioweyou,solltellyouwhat.你选一天休息不管发生什么事我跟护卫队员都替你罩着Youpicktheday,andtheGuardiansand1willcoverforyou.Nomatterwhat.我们才不管西塞尔会怎样Andyouknowwhat7Cecilcanblowitouthisass.我不知道能不能这么做Idon'tknowifthat'sathingyoucando.相信我老兄Uh,dude,trustme.尽管我们经历了那一切Despiteeverythingwe,vebeenthrough,我们仍然是这个星球上最好的超级英雄团队we'restillthebestsuperheroteamonthefuckingplanet.王八蛋！Motherfuckers!放松Relax.你才放松!这蠢死了Yourelax.Thisisstupid.不要强迫它Don'ttryandforceit.这个系统是专门设计来理解你的想法然后Thesystemisdesignedtointerpretyourthoughtsand.这就对了！Oh!Thereyougo.现在我们可以重设然后.Nowwecanreset,andwe,ll.再试一次tryagain.这些无人机的成本大约是不要！So,um,thosedronescostapproximately.-No,不要再试了nomoretryingagain.我不能戴着这个东西打斗Ican'tfightwiththatthing.根本没用！It'suseless.而且我绝不会让你在脑子里装芯片好让这东西更好地运用Andthere'snowaymlettingyoustuffachipinmyheadsoitworksbetter.只需要一个小手术就好了It,saminormedicalprocedure.阿曼达等等Amanda,wait.它能阻断你变身的需要Itjust.Itwouldstopyoufromneedingtotransform.你不会再变年轻你就能正常长大变老了Youwouldn'tgetanyyoungerandcouldagenormally.让我修复你吧1.etmefixyou.我是受了诅咒并不是被损坏mcursed,notbroken.而且我也没让你帮我AndIdidn'taskforyourhelp.蕾伊的情况怎样？How'sRae?还在重症惭室但她比看上去更坚强StillintheICU.Butshe'sstrongerthanshelooks.她能撑过去的She'llmakeit.怎么了?-这个地方What?-Thisplace.这个地方怎么了？Whataboutit?我们应该是最优秀的We'resupposedtobethebestthereis.这个星球上最厉害的超级英雄Bestsuperheroesontheplanet.你想说什么？And?你认真的吗？Youserious?好我们逐个来分♥析♥Okay,letsdothelineup.这个家伙本该是个天才Yougotaguywho,ssupposedtobeagenius,可他能想到的最好的主意就是用他偷来的一个队员的DNAbutthebestideahecouldcomeupwithwastomakehimselfanewbody给自己做了个新的肉身好让他能跟另一个队员约会withDNAhestolefromacoworker,sohecoulddateadifferentcoworker可这个队员现在根本不想跟他约会whocurrentlydoesnotwanttodatehim.这个女队员每次用超能力就会变年轻Thatsamechickgetsyoungereachtimesheusesherpowers而且她似乎并不在乎她很快就得吃宝宝辅食了anddoesn'tseemtocareshe'sgonnabeeatingstrainedcarrotsbeforetoolong.我们的队长活得太久了连他拉的屎都沾上了灰尘！Ourleader'saguywho'ssooldheshitsdust,而他那个西装革履的上司会为了救美国白人而亳不犹豫地牺牲我们andhisbossisasuitwho'dsacrificeusallinasecondtosavewhiteAmerica.还有一个女孩Thenthere'sthegirlwhobrokeallherbones试图从敌人肚子里钻出来搞得全身骨头都断了.tryingtoexplodesomeonefromtheinsideout,伤势非常严重whichisfuckedup.一个纵火狂半个脑子被子弹炸成了浆糊之后Thepyromaniacwho,sgoingthroughsomeheavypersonalshit开始闹叛逆afterhetradedhalfhisbrainforabullet.还有个不知道是人是怪的变形人史密斯Andfinally,whateverthehellShapesmithis你这番话让我感觉被冷落了HereIamfeelingleftout.好吧首先你是个光头Okay,first,you,rebald,而参孙的力量来自于他的头发andhairwasSamson'swholething.其次如果你认为我们是这个星球上最好的超级英雄队伍Andsecond,ifyouthinkwe'rethebestsuperheroteamontheplanet,那你低下的判断力比你的秃头更不名副其实thathairthingissecondarytoyourmessed-upjudgment我选“黑参孙”这名字时还有头发不过你说得有道理IhadhairwhenIpickedthename,butyou'reright.我们不是这个星球上最好的超级英雄队伍We'renotthebestsuperheroteamontheplanet.我们是一家人We'reafamily.真的吗？Oh,really?所有家庭都有自己的问题我们这个家庭也有它的毛病Andlikeanyfamily,we,reallmessedupinourownuniqueway.你说你自己就好了Shit,speakforyourself.但是在关键时刻我们坚不可摧Butwe'reunbreakablewhenitcounts.所以我们才是最优秀的That'swhatmakesusthebest.你刚来不久所以你还不明白You'renew,soyoujustdon'tgetityet.什么?不行！What?No!如果我们是一家人那看来爸妈正在闹离婚Well,ifwe'reafamily,thenMomandDadaregettingadivorce.拒绝请求Requestdenied.这不是一个请求Itwasn'tarequest我们已经有两名队员受了伤你居然要退出？We'realreadytwomembersdown,andyouwanttoquit?绝对不行Absolutelynot.如果是因为凯特那我理解1.ook,ifthisisaboutKateJunderstand.西塞尔我感觉自己失去了根munmoored,Cecil.失去了主心骨Unstable.甚至很危险Dangerous,even.你不久前成功阻止了火星对地球的入侵YoujustsavedthegoddamnplanetfromaninvasionfromMars.我差点就害死了大家！Icould'vecostusthatfight!因为我不信任无敌少侠！BecauseIdidn'ttrustInvincible.后来我差一点就掀起了AndthenIalmoststartedaninterplanetarywar跟他的独眼朋友的一场星际战争！withhisone-eyedfriend!西塞尔我的内心早就破碎了Iwasalreadybroken,Cecil.凯特的死让我彻底崩溃了Kate,sdeathjustfinishedmeoff.不批准你退出You'renotquitting.但是让你暂时休个假Thisisatemporaryleaveofabsence,我们之前谈过的假期明白我的意思吗？thatvacationwetalkedabout.Doyouunderstandme?你要去哪里？Whereareyouevengoing?回家Home.鲁迪进来！Rudy,getinhere!长官？Sir?你原来的职位现在又空出来了Youroldjobjustopenedbackup.欢迎回来Welcomeback.你真的以为这就结束了吗？Didyoureallythinkthiswasover?我们才刚刚开始We'rejustgettingstarted.有很多事要做Somuchtodo.你一定很希望会有英雄冲进来救你吧Ah,you'reprobablyhopingsomeherowillburstinandsaveyou.我们来看看1.et'ssee.看来这里只有你我和科学Itappearsit'sjustyou,meandscience.我们开始吧？Shallwebegin?没事了我在这里It,sokay.mhere.有我在mhere.又做了个噩梦罢了Itwasjustanotherdream.不是真的Itwasn,treal.那是真的威廉Itwasreal,William.真实发生过Ithappened.我知道可是你并不知道Iknow,but.-No,youdon't.你不知道没有人知道Youdon'tknow.Noonedoes.我每次闭上眼睛就会看见辛克莱的脸EverytimeIclosemyeyes,IseeSinclair'sface.治疗师说需要时间来适应Thetherapistsaiditwouldtaketimetoadjustto.我不想适应这个Idon'twanttoadjusttothis.我不知道哪个更糟糕Idon'tknowwhat,sworse是把我大卸八块的DA辛克莱还是让我康复的那些医生D.A.Sinclairtakingmeapart,orthosedoctorsputtingmebacktogether.不行唐纳德你不能辞职No,Donald,youcannotresign.天哪今天怎么大家都怪怪的Jesus,istheresomethinginthewatertoday?你们重建了我欺骗了我还夺走了我的自主性Yourebuiltme,liedtome.Tookawaymyagency.如果我们没那么做你已经不在了You'dbedeadifwedidn't.那久做越界了长官Andthatcrossedaline,sir.我不能再真心诚意地继续在你手下工作Icannot,ingoodfaith,continuetoworkforyou.我甚至不知道我是谁Idon'tevenknowwho.或者说不知道自己算是什么orwhatIamanymore.你就是你唐纳德没什么好说的You'reyou,Donald.Endofstory.我怎么还会是我呢？HowamIsupposedtobeme?你抹去了我的记忆Youerasedmymemories.那不是我的决定Thatwasn'tmydecision.那是谁的？Thenwhosewasit?坐吧Sit我已经看过这个了.vealreadyseenthis.坐Sit.这才是完全授权的密♥码♥Here.Fullauthorization.不是你以为的那个我的密♥码♥Notlikethatpasswordofmineyouthoughtyouknew.要记住这是你要求的Remember,youaskedforthis.跑!快跑！RunHurry!再往前走在这里等着我来了Justalittlefurther.Waithere.mcoming!天啊God.在大战之前你会这么紧张吗？Areyouthisnervousbeforeabigfight?不会但那些恶人不能把我从学校开除No,butDocSeismicisn'tgonnakickmeoutofschool.我们俩应该在大学里相宿相栖的We'resupposedtobeheretogether.嘴巴真甜That'ssweet,我们不是练过了吗？butwepracticedthis.那一次你真的家里有急事Itwasagenuinefamilyemergency,你只需要这么说that'sallyouhavetosay.万一行不通呢？Whatifitdoesn'twork?那我们再想办法Thenwe,llfigureitout.一起想办法Together.格雷森先生？Mr.Grayson,院长现在要见你thedeanwillseeyounow.院长我之前家里有急事可我现在回来了我保证我会Sir,Ihadafamilyemergency,butmbacknow,andIpromisell.我很了解你所谓的“家里有急事”格雷森先生Iknowallaboutyourfamilyemergency,Mr.Grayson.温斯洛校长？Mr.Grayson.现在是温斯洛院长了马克It,sDeanWinslownow,Mark.我不知道您调到了这里I.Ididn'tknowyou'dmovedschools.看来你不怎么看每个月的校报NotabigreaderOfUniversityNewsMonthly,Isee.我.I.uh.坐Sitdown.你的成绩跟你的出勤率都很不像话Ican'tdecidewhichisworse:yourgradesoryourattendance.秋季学期大部分时间你都缺席You'vemissedmostofthefallsemester.院长我并不想这样的Ididn'twantto,sir.换作其他人当院长你早就被停学了IfIwasanyotherdean,you'dalreadybesuspended.但我知道你父亲的事ButIknowaboutyourfather,我也只能想象自从他去世后你有多么难过andIcanonlyimaginehowdifficultit'sbeensincehe'spassed.院长-但你必须做个选择马克Sir.-Butyouneedtomakeachoice,Mark.如果你选择大学那就全身心投入Ifit'scollege,thencommittothat.不选大学那就专心去干别的事!fit'snot,thencommittosomethingelse.无论如何一定要做个决定Butmakeadecision.我想留在上州大学院长IwanttostayatUpstate,sir.我不确定我信不信你的话mnotsureIbelieveyou,但我给你一个月的时间来证明我错了butI'llgiveyouamonthtoprovemewrong.我选择抹去记忆？Ichosetohavemymemorieserased?没有人应该承受如此巨大的创伤Noone'ssupposedtocarrythatmuchtrauma.你当时认为你的记忆会影响你Youthoughtitwouldslowyoudown,让你不能好好工作让你犹像不决stopyoufromdoingyourjobright,makeyouhesitate.不过由你决定Butit,syourcall.一直都由你做决定It,salwaysbeenyourcall.照做吧Doit.我通知队员lltelltheteam.威廉14份报价！Fourteenoffers?我想我们能拿到至少超过挂牌价十五万的开价Ithinkwe'llbeabletogetatleast150overasking.现在的市场确实火爆但你真了不起1mean,themarket'shobutyou,你似乎能让你代理的房♥子变得更抢手youalwaysseemtomakeyourlistingsevenhotter.真的.黛比你做得很好It,sjust.You'redoingagreatjob,Debbie.我感觉自己终于找回了状态Ifeellikemfinallybackinthegroove.谢谢你送我一程保罗Thanksforthelift,Paul.明天见Seeyoutomorrow.黛比？Uh,Debbie?不知道你愿不愿意跟我吃晚饭Iwaswonderingif,um,you'dliketohavedinnerwithme.改天今晚显然不行Sometime.Imean,nottonight.Obviously.不没关系No,no,no.That'sfine.我太愚蠢了我犯傻了我们是同事很抱歉Itwasstupid.mstupid.Weworktogether.msorry.星