Invincible《无敌少侠（2021）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情提要如果有谁能扭转这个组织的命运Ifanyoneisgoingtoturnthisorganizationaround,那就只有蜥蜴王it'sgoingtobeKing1.izard.如果那些乌贼犬占领了火星下一个遭殃的就是地球Ifthosesequidsevertakeover,Earthisnext.请原谅我阿伦Forgiveme,Allen.你好儿子好久不见了Hello,son.It'sbeenawhile.这是你弟弟Thisisyourlittlebrother.诺兰格雷森慈爱的丈夫和父亲我他妈的根本就不了解你Ineverevenfuckingknewyou.你根本不需要这家伙Youdon'tneedthebum.快来人帮忙！Ineedhelphere!维特鲁姆知道我离开了岗位他们会跟踪我Viltrumknowsveleftmypost.They'lltrackme.那些是.-维特鲁姆士兵Arethose.-Viltrumitesoldiers.我为什么会关心他们？WhydoIcareaboutthem?你得像维特鲁姆人一样战斗YouneedtofightlikeaViltrumite.我不杀人Idon'tkillpeople.你父亲将被处决Yourfatherwillbeexecuted.你将接过他的任务为我们统治地球做好准备Youwillassumehismissionandpreparetheplanetforourrule.这是皇帝的另一个儿子It'stheemperor'sotherson.他死了吗？Ishedead?他的胸口在动Hischestismoving.那些红色的液体是什么？Whatisallthatredliquid?应该是他的血Itmustbehisblood.他的身上穿了个洞Hehasaholeinhisbody.城市Thecity.安卓莎Andressa.我们可以带你去那里Wecantakeyouthere.马克Mark.诺兰Nolan.诺兰呢？Where'sNolan?维特鲁姆人把他带走了TheViltrumitestookhim.对不起msorry.城市被毁这些人受伤全都是我们造成的Thecity,thesepeople,it'sallourfault马克你救了我的命Mark,yousavedmylife.还有你弟弟的命Andyourbrother's.如果我爸爸和我没有来这里IfmydadandIhadn'tbeenhere.这一切都不会发生.noneofthiswould'vehappened.如果你父亲没有来这里我就不会有个儿子Ifyourfatherhadn'tbeenhere,Iwouldn'thaveason.如果你没有来这里Andifyouhadn'tbeenhere,我们俩都会死webothwould'vedied.跟你们的生命相比瑟克萨人的生命很短暂Thraxanlivesareshortcomparedtoyours.我们的文化不会责怪他人Ourculturedoesn'tassignblame.我们只会向前看Weonlylookforward.马克我们会重建一切的相信我这句话Wewillrebuild,Mark.Countonthat.马克格雷森MarkGrayson!嘿!努尔佐！Oh,hey.Nuolzot.我有个好消息Ihavegoodnews.我们造好了一艘船可以送你回家了We'vecompletedashiptotakeyouhome.你可以回你的星球还有那个学习兼喝酒中心Youcanreturntoyourplanetandyourcenterforlearninganddrink.谢谢你但我还不能走Um,thanks,butIcan'tgoyet.还有很多事情要做There'sstillsomuchtodo.这座城市的重建工作很快会完成Oh,thecitywillbewholeagainsoon.你的人♥民♥肯定需要你的力量Yourpeoplemustneedyourstrength.地球上有很多英雄Eh,there'stonsofheroesonEarth.我敢肯定他们能把地球保护好msuretheygotitcovered.好好看看全能兽的力量！Behold,themightofOmnipotus!在我的无限威力面前Tremblebefore颤抖吧！Myunlimitedpower!不No.我相信你最了解你的星球msureyouknowyourplanetbest.皇后殿下Empress努尔佐你把消息告诉马克了吗？NuolzotDidyougiveMarkthenews?我以为他会比现在更高兴的Ithoughthe'dbemorepleased.人类真让我搞不懂Humansareveryconfusing.我确实很高兴”Iampleased.当然了我想见我妈妈跟我女朋友Yeah,I-Iwanttoseemymomandmygirlfriend.但这里有更多的事要做而我你已经帮了我们够多了Butthere'smoretodohere,andI.-You'vehelpedenough.你也该回家了It'stimeyoureturnhome.但我必须请你帮一个忙ButthereissomethingelseImustaskofyou.带上你弟弟一起去吧Takeyourbrotherwithyou.回你在地球的家HometoEarth.什么？What?你在说什么?你是他的妈妈呀Whatareyoutalkingabout?You'rehismom.马克你看我Mark,lookatme.看看我比你刚来的时候老了多少1.ookhowmucholderIamthanwhenyoufirstarrived.你弟弟比你老得快Youbrotheragesquickerthanyou但比我的族人慢得多butfarslowerthanmypeople.等他能说出完整的句子时我早已经不在了llbegonebeforehecanformasentence.诺兰在的时候还没关系他父亲可以抚养他WhenNolanwashere,thatwasfine.Hecouldberaisedbyhisfather.可现在.Butnow.他在这里认识的每一个人很快就会死去everyoneheknowsherewillsoonbedead.在他成年之前他将经历好几代人Generationswillpassbeforehe'sevenanadult.哪有母亲会抛下自己的孩子让他过那种生活？Whatmotherwouldabandonhimtoalifelikethat?我爸爸以前对我也有同样的担心Mydadwasworriedaboutthatforme,too.诺兰改变了我Nolanchangedme.现在我对人生长度的看法比大部分瑟克萨人要长远IseelifenowonalongerscalethanmostThraxans.但对我来说你们人类的“世纪”仍然只是一个概念Buttome,对你和你弟弟而言那却是你们必须过的生活Toyouandyourbrother,it'sthelifeyoumustlive.我只是一直在心里祈祷我爸爸没事Ijustkeephopingmydad'sokay.我也希望如此Ihopethat,too.但如果他还活着他会去找你而不是我Butifhelives,he'llgosearchingforyou,notme.等等不那我跟诺兰一起的生活很美好Wait,no,that'snot.-MytimewithNolanwasspecial.但他会知道.Buthewillknow我的生命已经走到了尽头mylifehasrunitscourse.请记住我孩子Rememberme,child.我希望你以后能够明白为什么我必须让你走Someday,Ihopeyou'llunderstandwhyIhadtoletyougo.求你了Please?很快你将会是他唯一的依靠Verysoon,you'llbeallhehas.而他以后会需要依靠Andhewillneedsomeone.无敌少侠谢r保罗明天见Thanks,Paul.Seeyoutomorrow.黛比Debbie?等一下.Wait,uh.忘了给你这个Forgottogiveyouthis.这是我们办公室全体同事送的It,sfromallofusattheoffice.庆祝我们卖♥♥掉了房♥子？Forthehousewesold?算是吧Kindof.Uh.嗯Well.我们都知道Weallknow.你这段时间有多难.howhardit,sbeenforyou.但是我们很高兴你回来了Butit'sgoodtohaveyouback.谢谢Thanks.Thankyou,Paul.谢谢你保罗Thankyou,Paul.嘿妈妈Hey,Mom.马克Mark!Oh!天啊马克已经两个月了！Jesus,Mark.It'sbeentwomonths.我试着不去担心但是连西塞尔都快疯r他是个.Itrynottoworry,butevenCecil'sbeenfrantic.He's.这是谁？Whoisthat?我已经无言以对了I-I-Idon'tevenhavethewords.今天早上我甚至都不知道诺兰是否还活着Thismorning,Ididn'tevenknowifNolanwasalive.我我甚至都不知道自己是否希望他活着I-Ididn'tevenknowifIwantedhimtobealive.现在你居然告诉我他让另一个星球变成了废墟Nowhe,sleftanotherplanetinruinsandhis.而他跟别人生的儿子就坐在我的厨房♥里hisnewkidissittinginmykitchen.妈妈维特鲁姆人把他劫走了TheViltrumitestookhim,Mom.爸爸根本没有选择Daddidn'thaveachoice.他当然有Oh,likehellhedidn't.他不是非得去那个星球的Hedidn'thavetogotothatplanet.他当然也不是非得找个新伴侣还生了个孩子Hecertainlydidn'thavetofindanewpartnerandhaveanewbaby.他永远都不会对被他摧毁的生命负起责任He,sneveronthehookfortheliveshedestroys.只会留下烂摊子让别人替他收拾Justleavesitforeveryoneelsetocleanup.一次又一次Againandagain.我知道Iknow,Iknow.我们该怎么处理他？Whatarewesupposedtodowithhim?这个年龄段的孩子需要无时无刻的照顾Childrenthatageneedconstantcare.他甚至连名字都没有Hedoesn,tevenhadaname.他长得很快Well,heagesfast.不久后就会脱离幼儿状态Hewon'tstayatoddlerforlong.或许我可以休学一年照顾他MaybeIcantakeayearofffromcollegetolookafterhim.什么?不行!绝对不行What?No.Absolutelynot.我已经离开两个月了I'vebeengonefortwomonths.反正我的成绩肯定不会很好It,snotlikemygradesaregonnabeamazinganyway.而且在回家的路上我换了不少尿布有经验了AndIchangedalotofdiapersonthewayhome.怎么向西塞尔交代？WhataboutCecil?不能告诉他Wecan't肯定还有别的选择的There'sgottobeotheroptions.什么选择？1.ikewhat?他的皮肤是紫色的He'spurple.我不能把他交给陌生人我也不想休学Ican'tgivehimtoastranger,andIdon'twanttoleavecollege可是.but.你刚才说得没错爸爸确实把烂摊子留给别人收拾Y-You,rerightaboutDadleavinghisproblemsforotherpeopletofix.可他是我弟弟我我不能抛弃他Buthe'smybrother.AndI-Ican'tjustabandonhim.你这责任心肯定是像我Well,youmustgetitfrommysideofthefamily.马克不要休学Don'tquitschool,Mark.我可以请假一段时间照顾他几天lltakesometimeoffofworkandlookafterhimforafewdays.我们会找到办法的llfiguresomethingout.不过在你出去之前先把他的尿布给换rMm,butyou'rechangingthatdiaperbeforeyougoanywhere.派人去查一下这个情况Allright,havesomeonelookintothesighting.很可能是个假象但我们不能冒险It'sprobablyahoax,butwecan,triskit.一个小时后给我报告Iwantareportinanhour.长官有空聊几句吗？Sir,mayIhaveaminute?唐纳德如果你没有注意到的话我们有点忙We'realittlebusy,Donald,ifyouhadn'tnoticed.我需要你挤点时间处理一下.这件事Ineedyoutomaketimeforthis.所有人出去！Everybodyout!你们听到我的话了Youheardme!我让你们出去Ineedtheroom.马上出去Now.好吧你引起我的注意了Okay.You'vegotmyattention.全能侠去年叛变之后AfterOmni-Manwentbadlastyear,我们为了阻止他炸毁了监控室Weblewupoursurveillancehousetostophim.你在所有人安全撤离后按下了炸♥弹♥开关Youtriggereditaftergettingeveryonetosafety.你自己几乎没能活下来Youbarelymadeitoutaliveyourself.那为什么我不记得那件事了？Sowhydon'tIrememberit?你受了很大的刺♥激♥而且烧伤很严重Youwereinshock.Yougotburnedprettybad.烧伤？Burned?你说的烧伤就是这个？Isthatwhatyoucall.this?恕我直言你到底对我做了什么？Withrespect,sir,whatdidyoudotome?我不是在白房♥名单上吗？IthoughtIwasontheWhiteRoomlist.你是有权访问大部分设备Youare,formostofit.开灯！1.ights.那是什么？Whatisthat?这就是我们对你所做的事It'swhatwedidtoyou.最先进的Stateoftheart花费庞大It,sexpensiveashell.要我说比你之前那个好看多了Damnsightbetterthanyouroldone,ifyouaskme.怎么会呢？How?你很幸运Youwerelucky.全能侠的身体为你挡掉了大部分的冲击Omni-Man'sbodyshieldedyoufrommostoftheblast.我们把你救出来的时候你的大脑完好无损WhenWepulledyouout,yourbrainwasintact.你身体的其他部位就没那么好了Therestofyou,notsomuch.我身体的其他部位？Ther-restofme?西塞尔我现在到底是什么？Cecil,whatthehellamInow?你就是你You'reyou.不过比以前更好更强大Butbetter,stronger.而且你活着Alive.我不记得了我什么都不记得了I-Idon'tremember.Idon'trememberanyofit这些人都知道我却不知道？AllthesepeopleknewandIdidn't?创伤后应激障碍很难搞我们认为你不记得那些事会更好PTSD'sabitch.Wefiguredyou'dbebetteroffwithoutit.你是指你的处境会更好Youmeanyou'dbebetteroff.你无权那么做Youhadnoright.唐纳德你想怎样？Whatdoyouwant,Donald?你宁愿死吗？Wouldyouratherbedead?你了解我们生活的世界也知道我们的职责Youknowtheworldwelivein,whatthejobis.根本没有时间应付存在性焦虑There'snotimeforexistentialangst.焦虑？Angst?你把这叫作"焦虑"?That'swhatyoucallit?天呐西塞尔我知道你很冷漠但我没想到你)esus,Cecil.Iknewyouwerecold,but1neverknewyouwere.两位长官？Uh,sirs?什么事？-什么事？What?-What?完全意识：一种哲学生活卡尔斯帕科勒博士著今天晚上看哲学书已经看够了Andthat'smorethanenoughphilosophyfortoday.你从什么时候开始锁窗户了？Sincewhendidyoustartlockingthewindow?马克天啊！Mark.Holyshit.自从那只长得像狗的外星虫子来过后我就开始锁窗户了Um,Istartedlockingitafterthatgiantbugdressedlikeadogshowedup.你把他们从流星中解救出来了吗？流星？Didyousavethemfromthosemeteors?-Meteors?对哦Oh,right.有也没有Um.Yesandno?后来情况变得很奇怪Um,itgot.Itgotweird.对我来说forme.好吧我也猜到了Yeah,Ikindoffigured.你离开了很久Youweregonealongtime.从大学生涯的角度来看简直是一辈子1.ikeforeverincollegeyears.上州大学对了你得去见见院长Youneedtogoseethedean,bytheway.似平是跟留校察看有关的事Somethingaboutacademicprobation?你说了会替我掩护的Yousaidyou'dcoverforme.我有啊掩护了一段时间Idid,forawhile.两个月哦马克Twomonths,Mark.缺席两个月谁也编不了那么多借口呀That'smoreexcusesthananyonecanmakeup.到底发生了什么事？Whathappened?很多事Uh,alot.我见到我爸爸了Isawmydad.你♥爸♥爸？Yourdad?我会告诉你一切的1.ook,ll-11tellyouallaboutit,但我得先去见见安珀butIneedtoseeAmberfirst好啊为了你女朋友抛下我你真做得出来呀Oh,sure,ditchmeforyourgirlfriend,whydon'tyou?那你刚好有时间把我所有的海报都贴回去It'llgiveyoutimetoputallmypostersbackup.全部海报！Allofthem.还有呢?你到底打算什么时候告诉我你回来了？Andwhenexactlywereyouplanningtotellmeyouwereback?你又不是不知道Imean,it'snotlikeyoudidn'tknow.我命令你不要去的Iorderedyounottogo.你走了两个月回来了居然也不报到？Youweregonetwomonths.Nowyoudon'tevencheckin?我得先见我妈妈跟我女朋友Ineededtoseemymomandmygirlfriendfirst.马克我们之前说好的Wehadadeal,Mark.你保证过我让你执行任务你就听从我的命令Youpromised,if1putyouinthefield,you'dfolloworders.何时遵守命令可由不得你来挑Youdon'tgettopickandchoosewhenthatapplies.西塞尔我在外太空拯救了无数的生命Isavedmillionsoflivesoutthere,Cecil.而这里看起来一切正常Anditlookslikeeverythingherewasjustfine.对Yeah.一切确实都很美好Thingswerejustpeachy.你跟太空虫子去四处游玩的时候TheGuardiansalmostdiedsavingtheplanet护卫队员为了拯救地球差点死了whileyouwereoffgallivantingwithspacebugs.我在外太空所做的事我在那里发现的情况都很重要WhatIdidoutthere,wh-whatIfoundwasimportant.你早就知道了不是吗？Youalreadyknow,don'tyou?我们为了保护黛比一直在密切关注她的情况WekeepaneyeonDebbieforherprotection.主要是监控不加干预某些关键词会引发更密切的监听Passivemonitoring,mostly.Certainkeywordstriggeracloserlisten.真不敢相信Unbelievable.你还因为我没有报到而生气？You'reangryaboutmenotreportingin?我根本不需要报到Idon'tneedto.你在我妈妈家里都装了摄像头Yougotcamerasinmymom'shouse.不是摄像头It,snotcameras.我们绝不会那么做Wewouldneverdothat.行既然你已经知道了一切Allright,sinceyoualreadyknoweverything,那我就照计划去看我女朋友llgoseemygirlfriendlikeIplanned.我没意见Finebyme.我会派一队人去接诺兰的孩子llsendateamtopickupNolan'skid.不行Youcan't.你打算怎么做?把他留给你妈妈？Whatareyougonnado?1.eavehimwithyourmom?他是个外星人He,sanalien.我们更有能力照顾他We'remorequalifiedtotakecareofhim.他是我弟弟不是科学实验He,smybrother,notascienceexperiment.让你的人取消行动！Callyourpeopleoff.他们已经在路上了They'realreadyontheirway.让他们撤退！Callthemoff.马上！Now.我明天去报到llcheckintomorrow.行Fine.我相信你妈妈肯定会很喜欢照顾她前夫刚出生的儿子msureyourmomwilllovelookingafterherex-husband'snewkid.来了Coming.马克！Mark.天啊你回来了Oh,myGod,you'reback.我想死你了Imissedyousomuch.我没有打算离开那么久的1didn'tmeantobegonesolong.他们把我带到了一个匪夷所思的星球Theytookmetothisinsaneplanet.观察站就在我去费城看望我姨妈的时候.tariumin,uh,PhiladelphiawhenI.youknow,whenIwasvisitingmyaunt.各位这是我男朋友马克Guys,thisismyboyfriendMark.他处理家里的事离开了很长一段时间He,sbeengoneawhiledealingwithfamilystuff.马克他们是布里吉特、詹妮和科里Mark,thisisBridget,JannieandCorey.你好将们很高兴终于见到你Hey,dude.Nicetofinallymeetyou.哇原来他是真有其人呢Wow,soheisreal.我还以为安珀是为了赶跑变♥态♥男编一个男朋友IthoughtAmberwasjusttryingtobrushoffcreepydudes.是的我可是个大活人哟Yep,veryrealoverhere.只不过我过去这两三个月不在这里Justnotaroundthelastfew,um,months.我们不打扰你们团聚了Weshouldletyouguyscatchup.安珀我们稍后再来拿你的笔记Amber,we'llgetyournoteslater.很高兴见到你马克Nicemeetingyou,Mark.在外太空发生了什么？Whathappenedoutthere?也就是说那个宝宝现在在你妈妈家里？Sothekid,satyourmom,shousenow?目前是的Fornow.我不知道该怎么做Idon'tknowwhatmgonnado.我还以为我这两三个月算疯狂的AndIthoughtIhadacrazyfewmonths.哎呀对不起Shit,msorry,I.我一直在说自己的事I'vebeentalkingaboutmyselfthiswholetime.不我的意思是你经历了很多事我明白No,I-Imean,you,vebeenthroughalot,Igetit.不真的我想知道我错过的一切No,really,I.IwanttoknoweverythingImissed.大学真不是闹着玩的Well,collegeisnojoke.我有一场社会学考试没及格那门课占了我三分之一的学分Ifailedasociologytestthat'sworthathirdofmygrade.真的吗?你会不及格？Seriously?You?嗯Yeah.我爷爷去世了Mygrandpadied.我受了很大打击Ididn'ttakeittoowell.以爰缅怀嗯我熬了过来Yeah,Igotthroughit.参加完葬礼回到了这里Thefuneral,comingbackhere.大家都问我你在哪里Youknow,peopleaskedwhereyouwere.不得不撒谎感觉并不好Havingtolieaboutitwasn'tawesome.我没想到会这公复杂的Ididn'tthinkitwouldbethiscomplicated.没关系It,sokay.我答应跟你交往时就知道会不容易IknewthedealwhenIsignedon.不只是超级英雄的事Notjustthesuperherothing.一切都不容易Allofit.我想着我爸爸走了Ithought,withmydadgone,至少他不会再继续毁掉我的人生可是hewasatleastdoneruiningmylife,but.嘿Hey.无论他摧毁了多少星球他都不能改变我对你的心Hecan'tchangehowIfeelaboutyou,nomatterhowmanyplanetshedestroys.这才是最重要的That'stheimportantthing.你回来了我很开心mgladyou'reback.救命啊Help.救我Helpme.求求你们Please.长官？Sir?Sir?长官你还好吗？Areyouallright,sir?有什么事？Wh-Whatisit?我们的远程扫描有发现你得去看看长官There'ssomethingyouneedtoseeonourlong-rangescans,sir.这太愚蠢了Thisisstupid.我在黑暗中能看见Icanseeinthedark.前提是你能保住你的眼睛Thatassumesyoustillhaveyoureyes.时间到Time.野兽女孩、凯特去洗澡吧MonsterGirl,Kate,showeroff.防弹人、变形人史密斯你们上BulletproofShapesmith,you'reup.永生侠借一步说话？ImmortabifImayhaveamoment,我想提醒你一下野兽女孩每次变身m-mayIremindyouthatMonsterGirl'stransformations都会让她变年轻causehertoageinreverse.我知道我的团队成员的超能力Iknowhowmyteam'spowerswork.那你肯定明白这种训练对她有危害Thenyoumustunderstandthatthiskindoftrainingishazardousforher.我开♥发&hearts丁了一个模拟程序喂!我能听到你说话你知道吗?vedevelopedasimulation.-Hey.Icanhearyou,youknow.阿曼达我留意到永生侠没有记录你变身的次数Amanda,I-InoticedtheImmortalwasn'ttrackingyourtransformations.我变身的次数不该由他来记录It,snothisjobtotrackmytransformations.也不用你来操心Andit'snotyours,either.从逻辑上来说如果有办法减少你失去的时间Butlogicallyifthere'sawaytomitigateyourlosttime-只约会了一次你的控制欲就变得这么强Ifyougetthiscontrollingafteronedate,那就不会有第二次约会了there,snotgoingtobeanotherone.不好了！Ohno!八年级舞会取消了吗？Iseighth-gradepromcanceled?别跟我说“王八蛋!Don'ttellme.Aah!Motherfucker!去你的Oh,fuck.你知道每天都有人想杀死我们对吗？Youknowpeopletrytokilluseverysingleday,right?打电♥话♥就好了呀拜托Justcall,please!我们有个麻烦Wehaveaproblem.它来自火星正朝地球飞来lt,scomingfromMars,headeddirectlyforEarth.我们尝试过呼叫但他们没有问应We'vetriedcalling,butthey'renotanswering.或许无人驾驶Itmaybeunmanned.可是里面却充满了生物物质Exceptit'spackedtothegillswithbio-matter.这飞船是从火星来的？Ship'scomingfromMars,huh?不知道这里有没有人有关于火星的内♥幕♥知识Iwonderifthere,sanyoneherewithinsiderknowledge.ofMars.朋友们Friends,我要告诉大家一个秘密Ihaveasecrettounbury.我之前跟大家说我是来自地球的人类但我骗了你们IamnotahumanpersonfromEarthlikeIoncetoldyou.大家要有心理准备Prepareyourselves,因为真♥相♥可能会超出你们的承受能力forthetruthmaybemorethanyoucanhandle.我们知道你是火星人Weknowyou,reaMartian.你以为我们不查清楚你的背景会让你加入吗？What,youthoughtwe'dletyoujointheteamwithoutfiguringthatout?你们都知道?王八蛋Youallknewthat?Sonofabitch.我们只是不知道你是怎么来到地球的还有你来这里的目的