Hustle《飞天大盗（2004）》第五季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
谢谢各位到来Thankyouallforcoming.我们今天齐聚一堂因为我们有个共同点We'reallherebecauseweallhavesomethingincommon.我们都上过这伙人的当We'veallbeenconnedbythesepeople.是时候以彼之道Butnowit'stimeforthemtohaveataste还施彼身roftheirownmedicine.迈克尔斯通，又名米奇布里克斯。MichaelStone,akaMickeyBricks.他是团伙的首领He,stheringleader.阿什摩根为人诡计多端。AshMorganandhiscohortisThreeSocks.他是布局者负责下好套He'sthefixer,dealswiththenutsandbolts让我们这样的凯子钻进去ofcreatingaworldthatmugslikeusbuyinto.艾伯特斯特罗尔，最近刚出狱AlbertStroller,recentlyoutofprison,他是团队的“套绳者”knownasTheRoper.负责圈定目标Hefindsthemarks,again,比如我们这样的人好让其他人下手peoplelikeuswithagangtocheat.艾玛肯尼迪，专事美人计EmmaKennedy,femmefatale.通常以秘书WorkswithStone.女友或生意搭档的身份和Stone一起出现Canbehisassistant,girlfriend,businesspartner.最后，肖恩肯尼迪，负责打下手Andfinally,SeanKennedy,glorifiedgofer.斯通一直Stone'stakenhimunderhiswing有意栽培他andistraininghimup.这帮混♥蛋♥合谋骗:我50万英镑Theseassestookmeforhalfamillionquid.我要的画在哪里？Nowwhereismybloodypainting?50万英镑？Haifamillionquid?难怪你这么动气It,seasiertoseewhyyou'dbepissedoff.是的。Yeah.你损失了多少？Whatwasyours?9万90K.为了一匹赛马Aracehorse.这人讹称是阿&hearts啦♥伯酋长ThatonewasanArabsheik.这算得了什么？Thinkyouguyshavegotproblems?斯通说把悉尼歌♥剧院卖♥♥给我StonesoldmetheSydneyOperaHouse.他假扮成奥委会的人HesupposedlyrepresentedtheOlympicCommittee.卖♥♥给我4亩肯特郡的沼泽地SoldmefouracresOfswamplandinKent.好的，明天开始，Well,startingtomorrow,我要让他们let'sseeiftheycantakeit自食其果aswellasdishitout.我不知你们怎么想Idon'tknowabouttherestofyou,但我绝不允许任何人butnoone,andImeannoone,骗了我的钱然后拍屁♥股♥走人stealsmoneyfrommeandgetsawaywithit.绝不Noone.我花了几个月打探他们It'stakenusmonthstotrackthemdown的行踪和行骗手段andresearchhowtheyoperate,现在.butnow,是我们一雪前耻的时候了nowit'stimetoturnthetables.你知道，Youknow,我想过了vebeenthinking.我们应该去度个假Weshouldgoonholiday.没错！Yeah.墨西哥。Mexico.不，太热了.No,toohot.那玛戈如何？WhataboutMargo?还不如去几趟拉斯维加斯呢Coupleofgoodtripsto1.asVegas.我能说几句吗？CanIsaysomething?行-只是每次你们Yeah.-Onlyeverytimeyoulot去度假，goonholiday,从来不带我一起去。younevertakemewithyou.这倒是-我是说，True.-1mean,你们只知道利用我youusemeinyourconthingsandthatwhenitsuitsyou,从不给我问报，这下好了你们去度假butyouneverpayme,thenyouallgooffonholiday,我顶多能收到一张明信片andmluckyifIgetapostcard.啊，挺在理的Aye,1thinkhe'sgotapoint.没错，他说的没错，但是Yeah,yeah,it'sonlyright,but.埃迪，你也应该有份Eddie,youshallgototheball.对不对，米克？Right,Mick?呃是的好吧Ah,yes,okay.好吧，总算等到你们这句话Well,funnyyoushouldsaythat,我早就想出去走走了'causevebeenthinkingaboutgoingaway,我拿了几本旅游小册子andvepickedupafewbrochures.好了我们开始吧Right,let,sgetstarted,shallwe?哈里？Harry?利用托儿是他们Theconvincerisamethodtheyuse消除对方疑心的惯用伎俩toremoveanylastvestigeofdoubt,举个例子如果他们想说服你so,forexample,ifthecon,orscore,掏出10万英镑isaboutaskingyoutoinvest100,000pounds和他们做买♥♥卖♥♥inworthlessshares,他们先会邀你theywouldinviteyoutotakepart作一笔小投资inamuchsmallerdealfirst你会从那笔交易中获利的。Youwouldmakeaprofitonthatdeal.给你点甜头1.ikealossleader.没错Precisely.接着这个托便会唆使你Thisconvincerconvincesyouthat作更大投资以获取更高回报alargerinvestmentwouldworkequallywell.该死的骗子Craftybastards.我们怎么对付他们？So,howdowetakethem?我想我掌握要领了，米克.Youknow,Ireallyfeelmstartingtogetthis,Mick.我是说，虽然过程很复杂Imean,it'scomplicated,但来去都是一个路子buteverything'skindoffallingintoplace.套绳者寻找目标Youropeandfindyourmark.是啊，他怎知去哪里找？Yeah,andhowdoesheknowwheretolook?嗯，因为艾伯特用不同的名字Well,becauseAlbertisamember在伦敦所有赌场会所登记会员ofeverygentleman,sclubin1.ondonunderdifferentnames.还有呢？And?还有他买♥♥通了Andhe'salsointouchwiththeconcierge酒店门房♥ofallthemajorhotels,一旦大赌客出现就及时通知他andtheylethimknowwhenthehighrollersareintown.有的是自己撞上枪口来的Andoccasionally,somejustfallintomylap.信贷减缩!干我屁事Creditcrunchmyrearend.那帮穷鬼笨得连自己的Ifthegreatunwashedarestupidenough房♥子都保不住tolosetheirhouses,还怪在国家头上？it'shardlythefaultofthestate,yeah?所谓物竞天择适者生存It'ssimplysurvivalofthefittest.社会就是要汰弱留强It'ssortingthewheatfromtheChafC他们懒得挪一下屁♥股♥去干活becausetheynotevergotofftheirfatarses活该住不起房♥子！toearnthemoneytopayforit.到你了，阿尔菲.It'swithyou,Alfie.嗯？Hmm?该你下注了Yourbet.哦，又寸，是的。Oh,right,yeah.恩。Um.好的。Allright.加注Raise.加到两千1.et'smakeit2,000.老实说我觉得国家应该Ihonestlybelieveweshouldhave考虑实行强制安乐死的计划somesortofcompulsoryeuthanasia.先拿无业游民开刀Startwiththeunemployedandthoseonbenefitsandthelike然后是65岁以上的老不死andthenmoveontotheover-65s.你们谁是？Whoisit?我想我就是其中之一Ibelieveit'sme.哦.Ooh.对不起!我口没遮拦Sorry,footinmouth.决无冒犯之意Nooffenseintended.没关系Nonetaken.再加注Andweraise.全押上Allin.养老金得悠着点用老头！Steadyonwiththeoldpension.Pops.你不留着付暖气费什么的？Don'tyouhaveheatingbillsorsomethingtoconsider?好吧老头Allright,Pops.我跟Icall.一对娘们Couplefillies.我输了Beatsme.看我说的没错吧Nowthatiswhatmtalkingabout.适者生存Survivalofthefittest.没关系老头Nevermind,oldPops.下次吧Maybenexttime.下次谁知道呢Youcancountonit.好一旦圈定目标Okay,soyou'veidentifiedyourmark.套绳者就把他引到所谓内部人士那儿Andthentheroperleadshimtotheinsideman.多谢提示接着内部人士Thankyou,andtheinsidemantellshimthetell.透露所谓内♥幕♥引他上套Hesetsupthecon.简而言之Theirfirststepistocreatetheworld.编故事下诱饵汨寸方上套1.aythebaitanddraw'emin.早餐好了Breakfastup.你觉得怎么样？Whatyouthink?他当然觉得好He'scomingalongnicely,yeah.所以，So,你下好了诱饵you'velaidthebait.就轮到布局者动手了That'swherethefixercomesin.由他确保我们的Hemakessurewhereverthemarklooks,故事站得住脚ourstoryholdsup.我的特长就是让你的Inotherwords,mageniuswhosejobitis破西装穿出去变阿玛尼tomakeyoufleshharrieslookgood.Ash就是夸张Ashispronetoexaggeration.你敢说不是吗1.ookwho,stalking.当一切准备妥当So,everything'sgonetoplan.接着就是Themark'sonthehook,托儿上场了andthatiswhenyouhithimwithaconvinces套绳者圈定目标Ropergetsthemark.布局者保证消息真实性Insidemantellsthetale.接着托儿做说客Fixerconfirmsthetale.最后苦主上当掏钱Theconvincerisgiven.其中托儿Thenthestingitself.是最弱的一环Theconvinceristheweakestpoint.这是他们唯一处于劣势的一环Thisistheonlypointtheyareinanegativeposition.所以，我们的计划是这样的So,that'swhatwedo.先假装上当Wetakethemjustfarenoughintothecon诱使他们走到托儿这一步togettheconvinces这时我们及时收手thenwejustwalkaway.看来你一个人就能搞定了Well,asyouseemtohaveeverythingworkedout,你找我们干什么？whatdoyouneedusfor?问得好Goodquestion.因为.我需要诱饵BecauseIneedbait,这帮贱♥人♥差点没让我破产andthesebastardstriedtoputmeoutofbusiness.我要让他们掏100万AndasIwanttotakethemforamillionquid,加倍偿还我的损失doublewhattheytookfromme,但首先得让他们相信weneedtomakethembelieve这笔买♥♥卖♥♥值得放手一搏thatthere'sagreaterstaketobehad.400万的诱惑Iestimateaprizeofaboutfourmillion应该足够大了shouldhavethedesiredeffect.目前我筹到了100万Now,veraisedamillion,因此，还要你们每人soforthistowork,Ineedthesameagainfromeachofyou.掏100万Amillionquid.上帝Jesus.慢Wait.我怎知这是不是另一个骗局？Howdoweknowthatthisisn'tsomeelaborateplan再一次欺骗我们所有人？toconusallagain?啊.Ah.哈利。Harry.很简单Quitesimply因为我们不会真正用到这笔钱becausewe'renotactuallygoingtouseit.什么？What?我们需要的只是诱饵Allweneedisbaitforthemtobelieve让他们相信我们有400万wehavethefourmillion.我们把所有人的钱So,theplanistoputeveryone'smoney存到一个账户里intoasingleaccount,必须集齐4人的签名才能动用anaccountthatneedsfoursignaturestoaccess.只要让他们看到账面的银码Allwehavetodoisletthemseethataccount,就可以引他们上钩andthat'swhatdrawsthemin.你们的钱无须离开银行半步Yourmoneywillneverleavethebank.我先拿出我的100万作本钱We'llusethemillionveraised,他们会让我赚一倍指望我们把其余的钱也拿出来they'lldoubleit,hopingtogettheirhandsontherest.但我们收到钱便走人Butthenwe,lljustwalkaway.简单但是绝妙Simple,butgenius.绝妙Genius.我只要收回100万Onceverecoupedmymillion和先前损失的50万plusthehalfmiltheystolefromus,其余的你们分thenyoudividetherestbetweenyourselves.听起来不错Soundsgoodtome.我加入。min.我也加入Me,too.见鬼，怎能少了我？Hell,whynot?但我有个条件ButIdohaveonecondition.什么？Yeah?我特地带了几个人Sayvebroughtacoupleofguysoverwithme来找这帮混♥蛋♥报仇tofindthesearseholes.你们介意So,doesanybodyhaveanyobjection收到钱后好好tothembeatingthecrapoutofthem教训他们一顿吗?oncewe'vegotourmoney?不我想不到任何反对的理由No,Idon'tseetherebeingaproblemwiththatatall.我们是不是漏掉了什么？Aren'twemissingsomethinghere?他们认识我们每一个人Theyclearlyknoweveryoneofus.我们如何接近他们Sohowoneartharewegonnagetcloseenough让他们上当呢？tosetthisup?我们当然不行Wecan't,但幸运的是butfortunately,我们不必亲自动手wedon'thaveto.这位是阿尔菲。ThisisAlfie.阿尔菲是我的老朋友Alfie'sanoldschoolfriendofmine.我们已经把他送进了We'veputhimintooneof我把他安插在艾伯特斯托勒常去的牌局AlbertStoller,sregularcardgames.他不小心说漏了嘴He'salsodroppedintoconversation他有一大笔意外之财thathe'srecentlyhadamassivewindfall,我敢用性命担♥保♥Stone和他的团队soIwillstakemylifethatStoneandhiscrew正在策划如何把这笔钱搞到手arenowtryingtoworkouthowtotakeitfromhim.好了，艾伯特，这次目标是谁？Okay,Albert,what,sthestory?阿尔弗雷德托马斯巴伦，朋友都叫他阿尔菲AlfredThomasBaron,Alfietohisfriends.德贝郡公爵夫妇的长子He,stheoldestsonoftheDukeandDuchessofDerbyshire家族渊源可以追溯到亨利八世andhecantracehisancestrybacktoHenryV11I.为什么我从未听说过他？Where'shebeenallmylife?他大部分时间都在赌钱Gambling,mostly.和模特上♥床♥Sleepingwithasuccessionofmodels投机倒把andsomeratherdodgybusinessventures.自诩为都市花♥花♥公♥子♥Fancieshimselfaplayerinthecity.我和他呆了一个晚上Ispentaneveningwithhimlastweek,是个没什么脑子的人andhe'snotthesharpestknifeinthedrawer.不，一个上流社会的怪胎No,he,sanupper-classtwit.但很有钱Andhe'sloaded.没错他最近过了30岁生日Yes,hecameintoachunkofhisinheritance继承了一大笔遗产onhisrecent30thbirthday,正在找地方投资andhe'slookingforsomeplacetoinvest.投资什么？Inwhat?他不清楚He,snotsure.那就是说他既有钱又愚蠢Sohe'srichandstupid.这简直是Whichmakeshim.完美的目标Theperfectmark.好吧Okay.我们引他入局1.et'sreelhimin.艾伯特，哪里能找到他？Albert,wheredowefindhim?阿尔弗雷德？Alfred?詹姆斯桑顿。JamesThornton.我们那天在牌局上见过了Mettheothereveningatthepokergame.没错Sowedid.你最后一局用一对Q打败了我Youhitmewithtwoqueensinthelasthand.有人赢钱自然就会有人输钱Well,oneman'slossisanotherman'slunch.哪天我们再来一把吧Perhapswecoulddoitagainsometime.打牌永远少不了我老家伙malwaysupforagameofcards,oldchap,告诉我时间地点justtellmewhenandwhere.明晚九点如何？Howabouttonightatninep.m.?你有空吗？Youfree?打多大的？Stakes?坐下就得5000英镑5,000tositdown.我站着打呢？HowmuchifIstand?开个玩笑mjustjoshing.算我一份Countmein.和上回同一地点Samevenueaslasttime.跟前台说找我Askformeatthedesk.我会去的llbethere.到时见Ilookforwardtoit.嘿巴西怎么样？Hey,how'boutBrazil?可以看足球还有海滩See,yougotfootball,you'vegotbeaches.好的，艾伯特，谢谢Okay,Albert,thanks.太好了That'sgreat.那是艾伯特。ThatwasAlbert.牌局今晚进行Thecardgameisonfortonight好的我会打点一切Allright,llsetitup.对了我要你做内部人士Oh,andI'llneedyoutoplaytheinsidewithme,假扮成银行家thecitybanker.我能不能提个建议？Yeah,canImakeasuggestion?行Yeah,ofcourse.我在想Whatvebeenthinking,这孩子进步很大对吧thekid,scomingonleapsandbounds,right?是的Yes,heis.也许可以给他个机会Well,maybeit'stimeyougavehimhisshot.这次让他来当内部人士Youknow,lethimplaytheinside.我觉得有你在身边稳当一点dfeelmuchsaferhavingyounexttome.拜托，米克，Oh,comeon,Mick,你什么时候变得这么谨慎了？sincewhenhaveyoueverplayedsafe?呃.Eh.他能行1.ook,he,sready.我敢打包票1Istakemelifeonit.这对你有这么重要吗？Isitthatimportanttoyou?他是个好孩子，你知道吗？Well,he'sagoodkid,youknow?如果你问我，他应该得到表现的机会Ifyouaskme,he,searnedit.实在太TMD神奇了Abso-bloody-lutelyamazing.和你说的一模一样Happenedjustlikeyousaiditwould.他突然出现邀我去打牌Hejustbowledupandinvitedmetothegame.当然他会这么做Ofcoursehebloodydid.谢谢.Thanks.但我还不太清楚Ihavetosay,though,这到底怎么一回事notentirelysurewhat'sgoingon.哦，你不必知道Oh,youdon'tneedto.照着我说的办就行了JustdowhatIsaywhenIsay.和当年在学校一样Justlikeatschool.收到明白Receivedandunderstood.但你能不能先援助我一下Icoulddowithabitofasum,though,C.W.援助？Asum?对最近有点手紧Yeah,thingsareabittightatthemo.我向爸妈要过了IhaveaskedMaandPa,但他们一门心思扑在房♥子上butthey'repreoccupiedwiththehouse.成天围着它转Fallingdownaroundtheareas,appar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