Hustle《飞天大盗（2004）》第三季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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心asMartinTownsend'sheartgrilledontoast.谁是MatinTownsend?Who,sMartinTownsend?他是嗯sundayexpress的编辑He,stheeditoroftheSundayExpress.他们在圈子里面互相竞争They'relockedinacirculationbattle.恨不得吃了对方Hateeachothers*guts.我们现在得做的是拿出一篇本世纪WhatWeneedtodoiscomeupwiththeroyalscoop皇室的独家新闻ofthecentury.让Ash和Camilla干如何？WhataboutAshandCamilla?为什么是我？Whyme?哦我可不想搞笑兄弟Well,Iain'tbeingfunny,mate.她比较适合你的年龄She'smoreyouragethanmine.我真不敢相信Danny在挑挑拣拣Idon'tbelieveit,Danny'sgettingchoosy.哈不要误会我亲爱的Don'tgetmewrong,love.我喜欢年纪大一点的人而且Ilovetheolderbird,muchmoregrateful,她们更加懂得做♥爱♥的乐趣knowtheirwayaroundthesack,不过ASh和她是绝配butAshwouldbeperfectwithit.等等等等Nowholdup,holdup,holdup.我妈妈告诉过我一个故事Therewasastorymymumtoldme.你知道是那种皇室内部的传说Oneofthose,sortOfroyalurbanlegends,youknow.我不知道我们是否能成功Now,Idon'tknowifwecouldmakeitwork,不过传言说到女皇母亲母亲陛下butthislegendhasitthattheQueenMum,right,上帝保佑她不是真正的女皇母亲母亲陛下Godblessher,wasn'ttheQueenMum.你好Hello.是皇室相似协会吗Yeah,RegalResemblance?是的你们出租'女皇母亲母亲陛下'的价格是多少Yeah,howareyouforyoungQueenMums?好一顿臭骂啊Whataloadofbollocks.亲爱的兄弟1.ovelymate.有什么要我做的？Gotanythingforme?耶给你Yep,thereyougo.不错CyrilNiceone,Cyril.你在工作？Youonthejob?是啊你哪Yeah,you?在SundayWorld工作.Yeah,WeekendWorld.哇哦国际化的工作Wow,dlovetobeinanational.那么你为谁工作？Whoyouwiththen?我？在theReddingCe)Urier嗯工作了5年多了Me,I'vebeenattheReadingCourierfiveorsoyearsnow.报道当地新闻市长有了新的停车权1.ocalnews,Mayor'snewparkinginitiative,这类的事thatsortofthing.抓住了头版是不是？Holdthefrontpage,eh?耶完全正确Exactly.我是ChrisCarey.mChrisCarey.TimMillen.TimMillen.什么What?哦等等Sorry.你是那个TimMillen?You'retheTimMillen?怎么你听说过我？What,youheardofme?听说？Heardofyou?你该死的是我的偶像You'remybloodyhero.真的No,really."Harry王子穿着貌似妓♥女♥"PrinceHarryDressedasaHooker,SophieWessex被发现怀有身孕SophieWessex,FatorPregnant,唔”上流人士在洗手间发现Becks"PoshFindsBecksinthe1.oos.你很了解啊Sure,youknowyourstuff.现在该是我一举成名的时候了Believeme,Tim,it'stimeImoveduptothetoptable.你看看这个如何Whatdoyoureckononthis?它不会是法♥院♥的传票吧It'snotawrit,isit?不当然不No,no,no,research.是关于快餐店的调查Fastfoodrestaurants.你猜想他们是如何处理Whatdoyoureckontheydowithallthatfat烹饪中使用过的植物油的？theycookthefoodin?让我震惊一下Surpriseme.他们把油倾倒在伦敦的维多利亚下水道Theydumpitin1.ondon'sVictoriansewers.所有的油脂以难以想像的数量Allthatgreasegettingcloggedupinthesewers在下水道结块阻塞了ingreatdisgustinglumps.它听起来就像是一个比喻It'slikeabrilliantmetaphor城市的主要动脉被阻塞了被油脂阻塞了forthearteriesofthecitybeingcloggedbyallthatfat.你看看这个比如如何How'saboutthisforametaphor?你的新闻已经被用烂掉了Yourstoryisaboutasmuchuse就像是一个残废的人去参加斗殴比赛asaone-leggedmanatanarse-kickingcompetition.好吧这是个明喻That'sasimile.你准备走了？You'releaving?我有地方要去伙计Placestobe,matey.嘿TimTimTimTim,Tim.还有还有些别的事情我正在跟进Tim,thereissomethingelsemworkingon.嗯它是件轰动的新闻It,s,uh,it'ssensational.我还没有揭露出所有的真♥相♥Ihaven'tquitenailedallthefactsyet.唔但是我相信值得一听ButIthinkit'sworthlisteningto.好吧你有五秒钟的时间Okay,you'vegotfivesecondstointerestme.12.One,two.ElizabethBowes-Iyon.ElizabethBowes-1.yon.嘿女皇母亲母亲？Hey?-TheQueenMum?是的我知道她是谁你这个呆子Yeah,Iknowwhosheis,youmuppet.她怎么了？Whatabouther?我那时在收&hearts溶♥所♥做调查Iwasdoingsomeresearchinahospice,你知道居民一直抱怨粗暴的对待residents,youknow,complainingofill-treatment.不感兴趣Notinterested.不不不等等等等No,no,no,wait,wait,wait.一位慈祥的老年人吸引了我的注意Oneoftheolddearsgrabbedme.她曾经在白金汉宫当过女佣She'dbeenamaidatBuckinghamPalace.她说了些不可思议的话Shehadsomeincrediblegossip关于在战争期间的女皇母亲母亲的abouttheQueenMumduringthewar.好吧说出来让我听听看Well,let'shearit.Carey先生哦MurphyMr.Carey?-Oh,Murphy.这位是TimMillenThisisTimMillen.来自于SundayWorld的TimMillenTheTimMillenfromtheWeekendWorld.你好Hello,howdoyoudo?你好Millen先生Mr.Millen.Chris我希望你还没有同这位先生谈起我们的发现Chris,Ihopeyouhaven'tbeendiscussingourinvestigation?你不会也是位记者吧MurphyYou'renotajournalistaswell,areyou,Murphy?不我不是No,mnot.我也不这么认为Ididn'tthinkso.你看起来不像是在World里Youdon'tlooklikethebunchofslappers鼓掌的那群人we'vegotattheWorld.Chris我在案子里有了些实质性的进展Chris,vemadesomerealprogresswiththecase.你是头不过也许我们可以去别的地方Nowit'syourcall,butmaybewecouldgosomewhereelse讨论一下anddiscussit?嗯好好的Yeah,okay.那么我们去Eddie的酒吧吧1.et'sheadovertoEddie,sBar.嗯她是对的She'sright.我最好在所有事实站的住脚之前闭口不谈BetternotsayanythingtillIcanstandallthefactsup.仍然很高兴遇到你Tim仍然是你忠实的读者Stillgreattomeetyou,Tim,andbigfan.希望下次再见或者读到你的报道Seeyouagain,readyouagain,allright.那些旅馆被称为什么？Wherethehellhaveyoubeen?头我去做了些调查Chietvebeenvebeenresearchingthisfeature关于一些快餐店的情况onfastfoodrestaurants和他们对伦敦下水道系统的影响andtheirimpactonthe1.ondonsewagesystem.被倾倒进下水道的废油Thefatthat'sgettingflusheddownthere目前正在凝结isactuallycongealing.这看起来好像伦敦的枢纽It,salmostasifthearteriesof1.ondon正在被阻塞这是个非常有力的比喻aregettingblockedup,It,saverypowerfulsimile.我为此感到很兴奋mveryexcitedaboutit.够了That'sit?这就是你到目前为止所做的？That'swhatyoubeenworkingon?关于下水道事件的废话Crapinthesewersshocker.Tim你是我最顶尖的记者Tim,youaremeanttobemytopreporter.我需要一个头版Ineedafrontpage.现在出去给我找个爆&hearts1炸♥性的新闻来Getoutthere,getmeagreatbloodystory.我现在就去对不起Willdo,sorry.来杯咖啡Getmeacoffee.你要什么Youwhat?我读了你有关抢劫的那篇报道太小儿科了没有深度重新做一遍IreadyourRobbiepiece,it'scack,doitagain.什么意思？太小儿科了？Whatdoyoumean,"It,scack"?就是重新做一遍Justdoitagain.你好，伙计Hello,mate.伦敦大轰炸，谢谢TheBlitzexhibition,please.好的Yeah.伦敦大轰炸续集Sequeltothebigblitz.各位来宾，国王和王后陛下Visitors,theirmajestiestheKingandQueen,伦敦东部的一些地区遭受了非常严重的损失todistrictsinEast1.ondon,whichsufferedveryseverely.皇室访客所到之处Theroyalvisitorswerewhole-heartedlywelcomed都受到热烈欢迎everywheretheywent.无论他们走到哪里，Andeverywheretheywent,他们的君主看到并钦佩人♥民♥的精神theirmajestiessawandadmiredthespiritofthepeople.我们看起来如何？Howdowelook?这样会更好些That'lldofine.好现在让我把你们放在画面上Now,let,sgetyouintheframe,yeah?好现在开始Okay,rolling.她走过来了过来了过来了Hereshecomes,hereshecomes,hereshecomes.她在那儿She'sthere.她现在在你面前She'sinfrontofyou,there.行屈膝礼很好好了Curtsy,lovely,right,她沿这边走了.andshe,smovingbackalongdowntheline.你好伙计Yeah,hello,mate.听着你能把DVD转换成16毫米的胶片吗1.isten,canyoutransferDVDto16mil?那人是谁Who'sthebird?嗯？Eh?在那个角落里的Overthereinthecorner,我确信在哪儿见过她msureIknowherfromsomewhere.她是DianeMurphy.That'sDianeMurphy.她是个私♥人♥侦♥探♥我猜想She'saprivateinvestigator,Ithink.就是她That'sit.也许和她在一起的小子是她的客户Maybethatblokewithherisherclient,他的妻子说不定正在离家出走andhismissusisplayingawayfromhome.也许Maybe.我要过去打声招呼IthinkI1goandsayhello.下午好Goodafternoon.Tim你在这儿干吗Tim,whatareyoudoinghere?不要告诉我这是个巧合Don'ttellme,it'sahappycoincidence.事实是我加入你们伙计Well,thingis,yougotmegoing,mate.如果你觉得你发现了皇室的秘密Ifyouthinkyou'vegotsomethingontheroyals,我也许可以帮上忙Imightbeabletohelpyou.Chris你都告诉了他点什么？Whathaveyoutoldhim,Chris?没什么真的Nothing,really.哦就是她女皇母亲母亲陛下Oh,theresheis,theQueenMum.上帝保佑她Godblessher.如果你不介意的话Ifyoudon'tmind.那久你的幸运使者在哪里Sowhat,syourangle?如果是关于女皇母亲母亲的那么它应该是个不错的消息It'sgottobegoodifit'sabouttheQueenMum.这里有个小技巧给你们'Causehere,salittletipforya,在大报纸我们一般只发表有关onthebigpapers,wetendtowriteabouttheroyals活着的皇室成员的新闻whoarestillalive.Diana?Diana?她她是个特例She'sa,she,saspecialcase.HaroldFelgate.HaroldFelgate.这也是个特例Thisisaspecialcase.说真的伙计如果你打算向地方性的Seriously,mate,ifyoudecidetoflogyourstory烂报刊兜售你的新闻的话tooneofyourprovincialrags,没有人会注意的noone'sgonnatakeablindbitofnotice.你仍然会是无名小卒ChriSYou'llstillbeanobody,Chris.如果你打算大肆报道这个新闻的话Ifyouwannamakeasplashwitharoyalstory,你必须选择全国性的报刊you'vegottobreakitwithanational.我相信我们自己能够搞定ChrisIthinkwe,regonnabefineonourown,Chris.听着不是故意冒犯但是你们两个还只是外行1.ook,nooffense,butyoutwoareamateurhour.关于皇室的我知道的要比你们知道的多的多1knowmoreabouttheroyalfamilythanyoutwoeverwill.你们需要我Youneedme.是吗Really?你全部都了解Tim?Knowitall,doyou,Tim?比你所了解的要多伙计那是肯定的1.otmorethanyoudo,matey,that'sforsure.好吧让我来问你个问题Well,letmeaskyouthis.ChriS不不Chris.-No,no,no,no-no.女皇母亲陛F被葬在哪里了？Where'stheQueenMotherburied?好吧真是个恶棍Well,that'satoughie.St.George的小教堂温莎公爵城♥堡♥St.George'sChapel,WindsorCastle.是吗你猜想的？Really,youreckon?她的儿子提到了一些很特别的事情Becausehersonsayssomethingverydifferent.她的儿子？Herson?她从来没有过儿子啊Sheneverhadason.求你ChrisPlease,Chris.我想我们该走了马上Ithinkweneedtoleavenow.是的下次再见TimYeah,I'llseeyou,Tim.去SundayWorld伙计WeekendWorld,mate.Millen在外面？WasMillenoutside?是的他在Yeah,hewas.我要离开一下Ineedacoupleofhours.Emily刚醒过来了Emily,sconscious.这是个好消息That'sgoodnews.好的我们会一直待在这里的Well,we'lljustsittighthere.我相信不久Millen就会上钩了msureitwon'tbelongbeforeMillenbites.再见Seeyalater,babe.你好Hello.嗨StacieHi,Stacie.你现在感觉如何？Howareyoufeeling?我们都很担心你We'vebeensoworriedaboutyou.我是个傻瓜才会让这一切发生Iwasanidiottoletitgettome.我根本就没有严肃的考虑过Iwasn,tthinkingstraight.不过现在都好了对吗？Butyou,reallrightnow?是啊这才是最重要的Andthat'sthemainthing.哇这里像是花店一样Wow,it'slikeaflorist'sinhere.谁送的康乃馨？Whoboughtyouthosecarnations?如果你相信的话Wouldyoubelieveit?这些怪物是World送来的ThatmonstrosityisfromtheWorld.你在开玩笑？You'rejoking.那里有张祝福康复的卡片There'sagetwellcard,too.也许你希望有机会站在你的立场"Perhapsyou'dliketheopportunity来述说这个故事"totellyoursideofthestory."他们想要访问你Theywantaninterview?是的就像是要发生的一样Yeah,likethat'sgonnahappen.他们怎么可以这样对待别人？Howcanpeopledothingslikethat?他们是不能以常理推断的They'reunbelievable.编造没有事实根据的故事Tomakethingsupwithnofoundation?放心也许这些混账最终会自食其果的Well,maybethosebastardswillgetwhat'scomingtothem.什么都没有Nothing.你的报道在那里MillenWhere'syourstory,Millen?头正在酝酿中已经有了主要线索了Chietsomethingcooking,gotabiglead.女皇母亲陛下可能是关于喜爱儿童方面的TheQueenMother,possiblelo