Hustle《飞天大盗（2004）》第三季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
谢谢你做的这些Thankyoufordoingthisartwork.对我来说真是意义重大Itreallymeansalot.现在找个好看门人不容易啊1.isten,agoodconciergeishardtofind.现在世界变了个样了Well,it'sadifferentworldthesedays.有电脑房♥卡Computers,keycards.我知道1know,iseverybodyelsegettingyounger是每个人都变得越来越年轻呢还是我们都老了orarewejustgettingolder.你没想过退休吗Youeverthoughtofretiring?从来没有Oh,heavens,no.老骗7永不言退只会随着时间而消逝Oldgriftersdon'tretire,theyjustsimplyfadeaway然后再骗出一条通往天堂的道路andtrytocontheirwayintothePearlyGates.想当年我们也风光一时啊Wehadsometimes,though,didn'twe?是啊那是肯定的Yes,wedid,wedidindeed.你现在打算做些什么呢haroldSowhatareyougonnadowithyourself,Harold?我妻子和我想搬到benidorm去MywifeandIaretalkingofmovingtoBenidorm.不错啊Marvelous.我们存了点钱都是从你这儿得到的啊Weputafewpoundsaside,mostlyfromyou.啊Ah.再加上我们的退休金应该过得不错了Thatandourpensionshouldseeusingoodstead.如果你哪天在酒吧里Well,ifyou'reeversittinginapubsomeday看到可以上钩的鱼儿andalikelylookingmarkwalksin,你知道要打我电♥话♥吧you'vegotmynumber,right?一言为定It'sapromise.你知道albertYouknow,Albert,还有一个人我真希望能骗他一次there,sonemanIwishwe'dreallygottoo.哦Oh?我有两个姐妹为他工作1havetwosisters,theyworkforhim.恕我直言那家伙是个混♥蛋♥Pardonmylanguage,he'sabastard.KulvindersamarKulvinderSamar.为什么harold从未让他上过钩Sowhydidn'tHaroldevenputhiminaframer?因为他住在bradfordWell,he'sbasedinRadford但每个月都来次伦敦buthetravelsto1.ondononceamonth.他会住在一个高级公♥寓♥Staysinoneofthoseservicedepartmentsharold已经安排好了thatHaroldtookcareof.他这次来要待两个星期He,sgoingtobetherefortwoweeksthistrip.他做什么的albieWhatdoeshedo,Albie?他拥有许多Well,herunsanetwork生产假名牌衣服的工厂ofsmallfactoriesmakingcounterfeitdesignerclothes.你看这些是咖啡印是吧1.ook,arethesebloodycoffeestains?不许喝东西你来这儿是工作的Nodrinking,youareheretobloodywellwork!知道吗Doyouhearme!也就是那种所谓的血汗工厂Inotherwords,anothersweatshop.我看过那种地方I'veseensomeofthoseplaces.根本不是人待的连狗都待不了Itellya,youwouldn'tkeepyourdoginthem.Harold有两个姐妹在那里工作Haroldhadtwoofhissistersworkingthere.这个Samar是从哪里来的Sowhere'shefromthem,thisSamar?他八十年代的时候来英国寻找商机HewasluredtotheUKinthe'80s当时撒切尔夫人的经济政策whereThatcher'sBritainmadeitaperfectclimate为他设立工厂提供了绝好机会forhimtosetuphisfactories.她有多富啊Howrich?超级富豪Very.那不就行了Well,that,sastart,isn'tit?我们怎么引他上勾Okay,howdowegettohim?在他来英国之前Well,beforehecametotheUK,曾梦想当一名宝莱坞演员hetriedtobecomeaBollywoodactor.但是遭到了父亲的反对Hisfatherputastoptothis他就开始接手家族生意andSamartookoverthefamilybusiness.但是这段演艺经历让他至今Buthisactingdaysfilmedhim对宝莱坞电影念念不忘withapassionforBollywoodfilms.harold说他每个周末都在电影院看电影SoHaroldsayshespendseveryweekendsittingincinemas.那我们就玩“电影美人计”Theangelscam.这可不好玩Ah,notbeingfunnyhere,kids,上次我们用电影投资骗人结果我中枪rlasttimewedidthemovieinvestocon,Igotshot.别担心dannyWell,don,tworry,Danny,这次如果有人开枪的话ifanybody'sgonnapullthetriggerthistime,肯定是我们的人it'llbeoneofus.你肯定是吧Goahead,sowe'lljustkeepitinthefamily,yeah.你觉得宝莱坞电影就是突破口吗albertAreyousuretheBollywoodthingisthewayin,Albert?我认为是的dsayso,yes.我有个问题我们中没有人是亚洲人啊Question,anybodynoticethatnoneofusareAsian.他说得对He'sgotapoint.我们了解宝莱坞电影吗Imean,doweknowanythingaboutBolIywoodfilms?现在还不Well,notyet.但马上就会了Butwewill.提醒你们一下samar是个完美主义者Wordofwarning,Samarisaperfectionist.如果我们要做的话就要做的完美Soifwedothis,ithastobeperfect.很好我追求的就是完美Well,perfectisexactlyhowIlikethings.不好意思Sorry,excuseme,sorry.我在大厅里找到了这个Excuseme,Ifoundthisinthefoyer,我想应该是你的Ithoughtitmightbeyours.哦天哪Ohmygoodness.真是非常感谢Thankyouverymuch,indeed.你看了这部影片Didyouseethispicture?是啊顶级之作啊Yes,it'sanextraordinarymovie.录像制♥作♥得怎么样了How'sthisvideogoing?我在把它制♥作♥的更像一部影片Yeah,mjustregradingittolooklikefilm.这是从我朋友rocky那儿弄到的婚礼录像It'saweddingvideoIgotfrommemate,Rocky.但只有四五分钟够了吗Youwon'thavemorethanfourorfiveminutesworth,though.应该够了Shouldbeenough.觉得无聊了dannyBored,Danny.我的角色是司机没什么要研究的啊Notmuchresearchneededtobeachauffer,isthere.或许你应该有个爱好Maybeyoushouldtakeupahobby.比如说呢1.ikewhat?织毛衣啊Knitting.园艺Gardening.园艺Gardening?是啊Yes.danny但我们连个花♥园♥都没有Danny,wedon'thaveagarden.不但你们听着No,but,listenup.我奶奶有间小公♥寓♥Myoldnan,shehadalittleflat,里面种了很多盆栽呢sheusedtohaveloadsofpottedplants.我小时候经常去帮她Andwhenwewerelittle,weusedtohelpher.那你想种什么呢Andwhatwouldyougrowinthesepots?药草Herbs.别笑Don'tlaugh.药草Herbs?好吧种花行了吧Okay,flowersthen.听着当我的那些秋海棠什么的1.isten,youwon'tbelaughing,mate,香味弥漫了整个公♥寓♥的时候whenyougotthesweetsmellOfbegonias你们就不会笑我了andwhateverwaftingthroughtheplace.那些秋海棠什么的"Begoniasandwhatever."他还真是有所了解啊Yeah,hereallyknowshisstuff,don'the?说的都是术语He,sgotallthetechnicalterms.好吧让他一个人来吧Oh,leavehimalone.我觉得挺可爱的Ithinkit'llbelovely.你不用安慰我staceYoudon'thavetopatronizeme,Stace.好吧或许安慰一下也不错Allright,maybealittlebitOfpatronizing.剧本怎么办Whataboutthescript?很好Yeah,okay.有很多都是爱情故事Well,it'salotoflovestories,男女相遇来自不同阶级遭到家庭反对boymeetsgirl,classdifferences,familydisapproves.总的来说就是印度版的罗密欧与茱利叶了Basically,RomeoandJulietsetinIndia?嗯差不多Yeah,moreorless.我弄了一个十年前的剧本Yeah,vetakenascriptabout10yearsold,改了角色名字故事发生地等等changedthecharacternames,locationsandstuff.在加入一些新的场景就行了llstickinafewnewscenesandbingo,yeah.我以前看过一部印度电影Isawoneofthemfilmsonce.是啊我以前和一个印度妞儿约会过Yeah,IusedtogooutwithanIndianbird.一个喋喋不休的女人Oh,crackingbird.但是床上功夫Didthisamazingthingwithher.鱼儿上钩了Wehaveamark.你这个女人到底怎么了What'sthematterwithyou,girl?你连这么简单的英语都不懂吗Don'tyouunderstandplainEnglish?那你听好我要你把那双拖鞋送到这里来Thenlisten,Iwanttheslipperdeliveredhere.不然我就找你经理谈了Well,perhapsIshouldcontactyourmanager,告诉他他的职员有多么无能lethimknowhowincompetenthisstaffare.JNa,na,na,na,naJ一定要送货上门Makesurethatyoudo.samar认为是我harrykaplanSamarthinksmHarryKaplan,一个电影投资家最近得到了一个剧本amovieinvestorwho'sbeenofferedascript,但是不确定投资因为是个宝莱坞电影butmnervousbecauseit'saBollywoodmovie.所以他同意帮我看看剧本Sohe'sagreedtolookatthescriptforme.我告诉他电影IE在制♥作♥过程中Itoldhimthemovieisinmid-production经费遇到困难andstrugglingforcash.他读完剧本之后想见制♥作♥人Whenhe'sreadthescript,hewantstomeettheproducer.JNalna,na,naJ你好我是Gerardbrucebrucelightman制♥作♥公♥司♥的Hello,GerardBruce,Bruce1.ightmanProductions.我们订了间放映室来看电影样片Wehavearoombookedtoscreensomerushes.你没有预约啊No,you'renotdownhere.我预约了Imustbe.几分钟前才弄的veonlybookeditforafewminutes.登记的电影名称是十三罗汉Maybeit,sunderthenameofthefilm"Ocean'sThirteen"?十三罗汉"Ocean'sThirteen"?是啊你听说过吗Yeah,you'venotheardofit?没有No.好吧bradpitt在里面演Okay,well,theBradPittcharacter.RustyryanRustyRyan.哦你是影迷吗Oh,areyouafan?是啊Oh,God,yeah.呃rustyryan开始单干Okay,well,RustyRyangoesitalone.整部电影就只有bradpittThewholefilmisjustBrad.那真是太棒了Fan-bloody-tastic.我知道我预订的房♥间肯定没登记上1.ook,Iknowtheremusthavebeensomesortofmix-up.但几分钟后我的几个制♥作♥人Butvegotacoupleofproducersarriving就要来了如果你能帮我们弄个房♥间inafewminutes,andifyoucouldletususearoom,我将感激不尽dbeverygrateful.我可以可以打电♥话♥给bradIcouldcallBrad.或许你还能和他说卜.话Maybeyou'dliketospeaktohim.二号♥房♥间Roomtwo.好的Okay.我能用下电♥话♥吗-好的CanIusethisphone?-Yeah.JQuesera,seraJJWhateverwillbe,willbeJ4JThefuture'snotourstoseeJ天哪Oh,God.什么事儿Speak.你好brad我是gerardHi,Brad,it'sGerard.Brad?是啊Brad?-Yeah.你那边天气如何What'stheweatherlikeoverthere?Mickey我知道是你Mickey,Iknowit'syou.有什么事儿快说行吗Gettothepoint,son,allright?我在弄我的盆栽呢mtryingtopotmeplants,allright?不不No,no.brad.Brad.好吧好吧我知道了Igetit,allright.你让我当brad是吗IgottobeBrad,yeah?你贴个标签在我头上Isthislikethatgamewheretheyputastickeronmehead,我就是你让我演的那个人了andIhavetoguesswhoIam,isthatit?对吧对对对Yeah,that'sright.就这样That'sright.听着我这儿有个你的超级影迷1.isten,vegotahugefanofyourshere.她超级喜欢你在十一罗汉里的表演Yeah,sheabsolutelylovedyouin"Ocean'sEleven."brad十一罗汉Brad,"Ocean'sEleven"?可能是BradpittBradPittmaybe?我知道了Yeah,Iknow.所以我就是bradpittTAmIBradPitt,maybe?对了That'sright.你看能不能帮我个忙Yeah,solook,asafavortome,跟她聊聊wouldyoumindhavingachat?不-好啊No.-Yeah.不mick别把电♥话♥给她Mick,don'tputheron.Mickey别啊Mickey,don't.我当不了bradpitt啊Ican'tdoBradPitt他的声音跟唐老鸭似的HesoundslikeDonaldDuck.你好啊过得怎么样Hi,howyoudoing?过得你好Hi,howyou.-Hello?你好啊过得怎么样Hi,howyoudoing?我很好mfine.宝贝儿你叫什么What'syourname,baby?AliceAlice.你知道我妈妈的名字.Doyouknowmymother'snameis.是janepittIsJanePitt,yeah.是啊That'sright,Jane.但她有条狗叫alice.ButshehadadogcalledAlice.真的吗Really?能跟你说话我好高兴啊msohappytotalktoyou.我有好多问题想问你哦vegotsomanyquestionstoask.你有很多问题吗Yougotalotofquestionstoaskme?是啊Yeah.bradpitt.BradPitt宝贝儿你想问什么就问吧Baby,youcanaskmeanythingyouwant.我不知道Well,Idon'tknow.可能还没碰到梦中情人Maybeit,sbecauseIhaven'tmettherightmanyet.请找GerardbruceGerardBruce,please.二号♥房♥间Roomtwo.我在和bradPitt说话呢mtalkingtoBradPitt.不No.Brad你真坏Brad,whatareyoulike?Brad我穿的是粉红色的Brad,mwearingpinkones.Gerard我来想你介绍一下这位是KulvindersamarGerard,dliketointroduceyoutoMr.KulvinderSamar.Gerardbruce.GerardBruce.harry我们已经说好了吗So,Harry,dowehaveadeal?我跟你在电♥话♥里已经解释过了Well,asItriedtoexplaintoyouonthephone,我对宝莱坞电影实在不很了解啊Bollywoodisnotexactlymyarea,但我问了Samar先生的意见butveaskedMr.Samartohelpadviseme他可是这方面的专家becausehe,ssomethingofanexpert.宝莱坞没有什么我不知道的ThereisverylittleIdon'tknowaboutBollywood,所以说Bruce先生我希望你不是在浪费我朋友的时间Mr.Bruce,soIhopeyouarenotwastingmyfriend'stime.我从来不浪费任何人的时间Samar先生Ineverwasteanyone'stime,Mr.Samar.我的电影很赚钱Myfilmsmakemoney.但是你的一位投资者撤资了Andyetyouhavelostoneofyourinvestors?是啊我提到过Yeah,well,Imentioned一位出资者在电影拍摄阶段撤资了thatoneofthebackershaddroppedoutmid-shoot.这种事情不可避免的Ithappens.Samar先生说除非你启用明星Mr.Samartellsmeunlessyouhaveestablishedstars,不然宝莱坞电影很难赚钱Bollywoodfilmsveryrarelymakemoney.我们这部电影是面向西方市场的WeareaimingthisfilmattheWesternmarket谁都不认识那些明星Noonewillhaveanyideawhothesestarsare.Bruce你觉得宝莱坞So,Mr.Bruce,whowouldyousayis最伟大的演员是谁thebadshahofBollywood?我个人认为是shahrukhkhanWell,formethatwouldhavetobeShahrukhKhan.女演员呢Andfemale?我比较偏爱aishwaryarai.ImustconfessaweaknessforAishwaryaRai.啊看来我们口味差不多啊Ah,Iseewehaveverysimilartastes.你现在的这部电影是在伦敦拍摄Butthismoviethatyouareshootingisbasedin1.ondon,并启用的西方演员withaWesterncast?是啊可以这么说Well,mostly,yes.我想表达的是一种文化的融合ButIthinkthekeyistomixcultures.我喜欢这个剧本Ilikedthescript.你喜欢这个剧本Youlikedthescript?你还有什么没告诉他的吗Isthereanythingyouhaven'ttoldhim?我说了这不是我的投资领域Well,asIsaid,it'snotmyarea.好吧好吧Okay,okay,look.另一个投资者还有一个回报Thedealwiththeotherinvestorincludedaclause那就是能让他的女儿也在电影里演一个角色whichstipulatedthathisdaughtergotapartinthefilm.我现在可以让你也享受这个Now,Icouldgiveyouthat.我没有女儿Idon'thaveadaughter.我认识有很多Well,thenmsuretherearelots自动送上门的年轻小明星ofwilling,youngstarletsoutthere.Harry你可以和她们上♥床♥Harry,mightgetyoulaid.但我可不认为我妻子Well,1don'tthinkmywifewouldapprove会同意这个ofmegettinglaid.这部分回报你已经写在合同上了吗Thispartyouhaveoffered,hasitbeenwritten?还没有No,notyet.所以说还能改了Soitcouldbechanged?我想是的怎么了Iguessso,why?我曾经是一名演员Iwasanactor.那又怎样And?我也是个很有钱的人Bruce先生Andmaverywealthyman,Mr.Bruce.如果Kaplan先生决定不投资IfMr.Kaplandecidednottoinvest,或许我可以考虑一下perhapsIcouldconsiderit.你是说真的Areyouserious?电影是我的最爱Filmsareagreatpassionofmine.很显然你比我了解Clearly,thisismoreinyourareathanitisinmine.如果你愿意的话那从现在开始就由你接手吧Anddbehappytohaveyoutakeitfromhere,ifyouwant.谢谢你的建议Iwouldappreciateyouradvice.你的投资经验比我可丰富的多Yourexperienceinthesemattersisfargreaterthanmine.你需要多少钱Howmuchdoyouneed?我们总投资160万Well,weare200,000poundslight现在还差20万ona1.6millionbudget.我做生意的方式Iamveryparticular很挑剔的Bruce先生aboutthewayIdobusiness,Mr.Bruce.我要和你的Iwouldneedtovisityourset,明星见面而且还要看看你的账户meetyourstarandlookatyouraccounts.没问题Noproblem.还有我要在里面演个角色AndIshallbeinyourfilm.Bruce先生Yousee,Mr.Brucel最完美生意的艺术theartofdoingtheperfectbusinessdealis就是选一个走投无路的人tofindamanwithlimitedoptions.把你的帐户发给我Haveyouraccountssenttome.ash帮我找个电影布景Ash,findmeafilmset.让我们来骗这个家伙的钱1.et'stakethisman'smoney.就这样That'sit.你好好待在这个温暖的地方Nowyoustayherewhereit,sniceandwarm,allright?爸爸会过来喂你的Daddywillcomeandfeedyou.是的他会的Yes,hewill.然后你会长得好看又强壮还会开花Andyoucangrowniceandbigandflowery.是吗Yeah?那时候我们就可以让那些嘲笑爸爸的人看看Andwecanshowthoselittlepiss-takers爸爸也不是个完完全全的白♥痴♥哦thatDaddyisnotacompleteidiot.你在自言自语吗dannyAreyoutalkingtoyourselfDanny?没有在和我的小苗苗聊天呢No,justtalkingtomyseedlings.可能这对查尔斯王子来说不错Well,it'sgoodenoughforPrinceCharles,Isuppose.是啊Exactly.这可是我以前Youknow,thisisawholenewsideofyou从未见过的一个你Ihaven'tseenbefore.我还挺喜欢的Iquitelikeit.喜欢我就把衣服脱了吧What,enoughtogetyourkitoff?哦你这个家伙还是死性不改Youjustcan'thelpyourselfcanyou?别理他她对我有偏见Ignoreher,she,sgotissues.他要求我们让他在电影里演个角色Hewentforusgivinghimapartinthefilm,就像albert说得那样justlikeAlbertsaidhewould.所以说他上钩了So,we'reon.我修改了这些账号♥Okay,sovedoctoredtheproductionaccounts和时间表andschedulesfromEastisEast.应该能唬住他Shoulddothetrick.很好很好Great,great.他是个怎样的人So,what'shelike?他总是觉得所有人Well,he,sgotthisairabouthim都低他一等thateveryoneelseisbeneathhim.啊不可思议啊Unbelievable.你知道有多少种玫瑰吗Doyouknowhowmanydifferentrosesthereare?说来听听让我们吓一跳Goon,surpriseus.几千种呢Thousands.你还可以自己弄出一个品种然后以你命名Youcanevenmakeyourown,andyoucannameityourself.Dannyblue玫瑰DannyBluerose.还没培育出来我就喜欢上它了Ipreferreditwhenhewasbored.Wisteria要七年才开一次花呢Wisteriacantakeuptosevenyearstoflower.是吗Really?它其实是豌豆的一种It,sactuallyamemberofthepeafamily.Dannydanny我们在开会呢Danny,Danny,we'reinthemiddleofacon.你能不能集中精力Couldyoupleasefocus?是啊Yeah.下一步怎么做mickSowhat'snext,Mick?如果他觉得帐户没问题Well,ifhebuystheseaccounts,就会想去看看电影拍摄现场he'llwanttoseeafilmset.没问题吧Anyjoy?嗯rocky和他的人刚刚完成了Yeah,Rockyandtheladshavejustfinished一个西班牙囚犯式的骗局aSpanishprisonerscam.用取得别人信任的方式来实施诈骗他们认识一些电影布景方面的人Theyknowsomeguysinthemarket.问题是我没有摄像机等器材啊Thetroubleis,Ihaven,tgotacameraorequipment.我相信你能弄到的Ihavefaithinyou.Danny似乎很闲Dannyseemstohavealotoftimeonhishands.他可以去弄台加长豪华轿车Hecangetthelimo.什么Mm,mm,mm,what?豪华轿车danny1.imousine.我们想弄得正式一点Danny,wehavetodothisproperly.嘿伙计们没人告诉你们Hey,lads,didn'tanyonetellyou我们的午饭已经来了吗webrokeearlyforlunchtoday?什么时候啊What,sincewhen?半小时以前Sincehalfhourago.餐车在那个街角Catering'sdowntheblock.我觉得如果你们运气好的话Youknow,Ireckonyou'llbelucky应该还有剩的ifthere'sanythingleftbynow.又这样我们总是最后一个知道Typical,we,realwaysthelasttoknow.伙计们别抱怨了Cheers,mate.好了最好快点去Allright,you'dbettergetamoveon.不是只有一个小时午休吗We'reonlytakinganhour,yeah.Samar早上好啊Samar,goodmorning.一切都准备好了吗Everythingisready?是啊是啊演员和拍摄组都在等着我们呢Yes,yes,thecastandcrewareexpectingyou.我们走吧Shallwe?好了伙计们Allright,lads,setupoverthere,各就各位quickasyoucan.每个人都知道他们的位置是吧rockAllright,everyoneknowwhatthey'redoing,Rock?是啊是啊Yeah,yeah,Ithinkso.这次谁是鱼儿So,who'sthemark?一个叫kulvindersamar的人Well,he'saguycalledKulvinderSamar.是什么制♥造♥了施耐德齿轮？Whatmakesalltheschnidegear?是啊你认识他Yeah,youknowhim?我认识为他工作的人Oh,Iknowpeoplewhoworkforhim,每小时才两镑还要受到辱骂twoquidanhourandabuseontap.是啊我们今天要让他尝尝苦果Yeah,well,givehimsomeback,then,eh?哦对了我还没忘Oh,listen,before1forget,你把我妹妹的婚礼录影带带来了吗yougotmesister'sweddingDVD?她都催我好几次了
