Hustle《飞天大盗（2004）》第三季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Albert他什么时候才能准备好啊Sowhen'sitgonnabeready,Albert?他今晚晚些时候要去拿银行汇票He'spickingupthebankdraftlatertoday然后我们明天早上11:30的时候andwe,regoingtomeethimathishotel就去宾馆等他tomorrowmorningat10:30.很好Great.Ash.Ash?嗯都准备好了Yeah,we'reset.我们只要在路上接到peyton就行了Wejusthavetopickthepaintinguponourway.没落下什么吧Nolooseends?啊我能问个事儿吗CanIasksomething?啊如果他今天去拿银行汇票Only,ifhe'sdoingthepickuptoday,yeah,那为什么我们要等到明天才行动呢whyarewewaitinguntiltomorrow?因为我们已经和他约好了Becausethat,swhatwearrangedwithhim.是啊但是我觉得时间拖得越久Yeah,but,Mick,Imeanthat,sjustmoretime越容易出差错不是吗forthingstogowrong,innit?好吧大伙听好我建议Okay,listenup,gang,thisiswhatIpropose.我们给他打个电♥话♥Allright,we'llgivehimacall,告诉他事情有变改为今天见面saythere,sbeenachangeofplan,wedothepickuptoday.我们不能背离计划行事Wedon'tdeviatefromtheplan.这样会让目标怀疑我们的Itmakesthemarksuspicious.这连商量的余地都没有了Sothat,sit,isit,endofdiscussion?是啊danny我们正好休息一天嘛Yes,Danny,comeon,we'vegotadayoff.放松一下Relax.有人想玩牌吗Cards,anyone?出去野餐怎么样野餐？Apicnic?-Picnic?今天艳阳高照呢It,ssunnyoutside.不要不要不要晒太阳No,no,no,Idon'tdosun.玩掷色子吗Dicethen?我们没有色子Wehaven'tgotanydice.我正好正好身上带了一点Ijust-Happentohavesomewithme.你真是无药可救albieYou'reincorrigible,Albie.谢谢你亲爱的Thankyou,mydear.来点儿喝的吧Adrink?嗯冰的马格里特Mmm.Frozenmargaritas.不要冰不要冰？Noice.-Noice?制冰机上次发出那种怪异的Theicemachinemadeastrange,kindof,“嘎嘎嘎”的声音然后“0崩”的一声就坏掉了gurglingsoundandthenitwentpoosh,died.好吧制冰机坏了Theicemachine.我要半个小时才能修好呢Yeah,bythetimeIfixit,it'llstillbehalfanhour在那之前我们还是没有冰块beforewegetanyice,wouldn'tit?去那个卖♥♥袋子的街角小店买♥♥一些吧Shoponthecornersellsbags.好吧那走吧Okay,comeon,then.我能问你点儿事吗不行CanIaskyousomething?-No.我个人认为Onlyunlessmmissingsomething,你的女人没有我多youdon'tseemtogetmuchinthewayoffemalecompany.我还好什么时候啊Idoallright.-When?只有在我不在的时候你才能钓到码子Whenmasfarawayfromyouaspossible.好吧有道理Thatmakessense.我觉得女人们一见到我Imean,theyain'tgonnawanttoshagyou就不想和你在一起了不是吗oncethey'veseenme,arethey?闭嘴dannyShutup,Danny.怎么你平均一个月Sowhatdoyoureckon,then,Imean,onaverage?才做一次吧两次?谈论这个问题有意义吗Onceamonth,twice?-Isthereapointtothis?不只是闲扯No,justmakingconversation.你看我的女人可多了Yousee,Igetloads.你You?是啊因为你不像Yeah,wellyougetloads'causeyou'renot我这么精挑细选aschoosyasIam.哥们儿灯一关所有女人都一样了Hey,mate,it'sallthesamewhenthelightsareout.你不会真得这么认为吧Youreallybelievethat,don'tyou?好吧好吧Allright,allright.那你最看重女人的什么地方呢Whatdoyoulookforinabird,then?智慧优雅温柔Wit,elegance,femininity.我也是而且我还看重Metoo,andifthey'vegot她们的臀部又来了ahumongouspairofjugs,bingo.你就是这样看女人的？对你来说就是一个性目标而以Isthathowyouseewomen,assexobjects?不啊你也可以去了解他们的兴趣爱好No,Imean,youknow,iftheylikefootball能不能熨衣服什么的andtheycanironashirtaswell,总是这个结果，不是吗？thatisalwaysaresult,innit?好了好了我和你一起走Okay,okay,Ihavetowalkwithyou,并不代表我要听你说话butIdonothavetolistentoyou.随便你Suityourself.我是觉得我比你Allmsayingis,I'mobviously对异性更加具有吸引力moreattractivetotheoppositesex.是啊Fine.你也这么认为？如果这能让你闭嘴的话Soyouagreewithme?-Ifitwillshutyouup,yes.我是说我或许不是这个世界上Imean,Imaynotbethemostattractiveblokeinthe最具吸引力的男人我也这么觉得但是我有那种魅力world,llgrantyouthat,butwhatvegotistwinkle.魅力？Twinkle?是啊Yeah.你知道别人对你的第一印象是在Didyouknowthatpeoplemaketheirminduponyoubasedon见到你的两秒钟后形成的whattheyseeinthefirsttwoseconds?是啊当然Yes,ofcourse.他们能看到我的魅力Sotheyseemytwinkle,andbosh.这就是你danny吸引异性That'stheDannyBluemethodofattracting的方式吗theoppositesex,isit?魅力Twinkle,bosh.对我来说行得通Worksforme.不danny你只是以平均法则来说行得通No,Danny,youworkstrictlyonthelawofaverages,意思就是你问一百个女人愿不愿意和你上♥床♥whichstatesthatifyouask100womentosleepwithyou,成功的概率是3.7个theprobabilityisyou'llgetlaid3.7times.谢谢你还给我个0.7的尾数啊IthinkIhada0.7onSunday.是啊我就不一样了Yeah,Irestmycase.你刚说什么So,whatyousayingthen?我的意思和我半小时前说的一样WhatIsaidhalfanhourago,我只是比你更精挑细选而已msimplychoosierthanyouare.也就是说你一个都得不到Youmean,youain,tgettingany?我不想和你谈论我的性生活Iwillnotdiscussmysexlifewithyou.这就是你一个都得不到的原因That's'causeyouain'tgettingany.不danny我比你更加尊重No,Danny,it'sbecauseIhavealittlemorerespect和我在一起的女人forthewomenIspendtimewith.但我老二比你大Ibetvegotabiggerwillythanyou.天哪让这一天快点过去吧Please,letthisdayend.我要当妈妈，好吗？llbemother,shallI?而且事实上mickey这可不止3.7Yeah,andactually,Mickey,it,snot3.7times.什么？What?因为那还不到4%的概率呢No,yousee,causethat'snoteven4%.随便你Whatever.应该说是90%Morelike90%.就这样吧Ifyousayso.剩下那10%是同性恋Yeah,andtheother10arelesbians.天哪Oh,God.你俩在吵什么？Whatareyoutwobickeringabout?一些琐事Theusual.他就是不肯承认事实Afewhometruths,Albert,that'sall.是啊danny所说的事实与-Yeah,Danny'sversionofthetruth其他人的事实相差十万八千里isaworldawayfromeveryoneelse,s.随你怎么说Whatever.你们知道这些争执Ofcourse,youknowwhatthesedisagreements是因什么而起的吗arereallyabout.一个诅咒每个我认识的诈骗团伙都会有Thecurseofeverygrifter,screwveevermet.哦那是什么Well,what'sthat?自然而然就会产生的Happensthroughoutnature.团伙会有一个领袖然后后来者就会Youhavetheleader,thentheyoungbuckscomealong提出挑战andmaketheirchallenge.是啊mickey就是我们的领袖Yeah,well,Mickey'sourleader,that'sunderstood.嘿你们什么时候投票决定的吗Hello,didImissthevote?这不用投票就能决定Wedon'tneedavote.是啊这是我们团队里Ofcourseintheolddays,thesethingsweresettled,早就规定好了的orderwasrestoredwithinthecrew,这样就不会影响我们诈骗soitdidn'taffectthecon.那你要我们决斗吗What,likeaduel?像古人那样拿枪决斗Pistols-at-dawnsortofthing?哦天哪是的我赞成Almost,yes.-mupforthat.如果诈骗集团里有人对领袖的地位Ifthetopgrifter,sauthoritywaschallenged提出挑战我们就会有一个测试bysomeoneinthecrew,therewasatest.什么测试？Whatkindoftest?Henderson挑战TheHendersonChallenge.你可从来没提过什么TheHendersonChallenge?Henderson挑战啊You'venevermentionedthisbefore.以前也没人挑战过你啊Itnevercameup.那具体是什么啊Sowhatisitexactly?在二三十年代的纽约Inthe,20sand'30sinNewYork,有个叫Charleshenderson的诈骗王therewasalongconplayercalledCharlesHenderson.他碰到了一个1.egendhasitthathemetup玩街头骗术的家伙叫simondevlinwithashortconplayer,SimonDevlin.于是henderson就把他招致麾下Well,Hendersontookhimunderhiswing他们开始一起合作andtheybeganworkingtogether.故事就开始了Andthat'swhenitstarted.什么故事？Whatstarted?他们开始争论Theybeganarguingaboutwhowasthebettergrifter.谁的骗术更高一筹SoHendersonissuedachallenge.在中午的时候把他们俩Theywerebothdroppedoff扔在纽约inthemiddleofNewYorkatnoon.全身赤♥裸♥Naked.什么What?全身赤♥裸♥?Naked?就像新生婴儿一样Asthedaytheywereborn.Henderson和devlin约定好HendersonandDevlinagreedtomeet当天傍晚6点见面thatveryeveningat6:00p.m.tocomparespoils然后清点他们谁骗的成果最多andseewho'daccumulatedthemost.这太棒了太棒了That'sbrilliant,that'sbrilliant.我们也来吧1.et'sdoit.哦天哪他是认真的Oh,God,he'sserious.为什么不呢Whynot?这对henderson来说行得通Ifit'sgoodenoughforHendersonandthingamajig,对我们应该也行你说是吧？itshouldbegoodenoughforus,shouldn'tit?但我们不用证明谁技高一筹啊Butwedon'thavetoprovewho,sthebettergrifter.大家都已经知道答案了Everybodyalreadyknowsthat.别这样我在向你挑战呢Comeon,missuingyouachallenge.你和我Youandme.你们觉得呢Whatabouttherestofyou?你们难道也觉得我应该向你们证实自己吗DoIhavetoprovemyselftoyou,too?啊你看Ha,see?他们也觉得我能打败你Eventheyknowvegotyoubeat.好吧Okay.什久时候开始Whendowestart?还有一个小时就中午了Youhaveonehouruntilnoon.好了以下是游戏规则Allright,therules.你们会被一起扔在一个地方You'llbothbedroppedofftogether.全身赤♥裸♥Inthenude.你们要在六点的时候回到这里Youhavetobebackhereby6:00.骗到最多钱的人就赢rWhoevershowsthebiggestgain,wins.谁来数？Whocounts?我来Ido.我可以估算衣服和珠宝的价格Iestimatethepriceofjewelry,clothing还有其他一些东西的价值andthelike,accordingtoquality.我们可以找帮手吗Canweuseanyoneelse?可以但你们只能打电♥话♥来找人Yes,butyoucanonlyphoneinforhelp你应该自己策划好诈骗计划whenyou'rereadytoworkthecon他俩只能协助你们andtheycanonlyassistyou但不能帮你们buttheycan'tinitiateorsuggestconsoftheirown.还有什么问题吗Questions?好吧六点的时候你们的Well,team,itlookslikeby6:00,新领袖就诞生啦you'llhaveanewleader.我深表怀疑Idoubtthat.那咱们走着瞧Oh,we,11see.你们带了照相机吗Anyonegotacamera?准备好了Ready?我们在哪啊？Wherearewe?别担心我给你们找了个僻静无人的地方Don'tworry,Ifoundyouanice,quietlittlespot先生们你们有六个小时Gentlemen,youhavesixhours.三二一开始！Three,two,one,go.糟糕糟糕Shit!-Shit!别挡道Getoutoftheway!嘿Hey!等等Holdon.等等伙计等等Holdup,mate,holdon,holdon.快快开车Go,go,go.去哪儿Whereto?随便去哪儿Anywhere,justgo.那家伙就快追上来啦手里还拿着棒球棍呢Heroldman,scoming,he'sgotabaseballbat.我被捉奸在床啦Hejustcaughtusinbed.我不得不从排水管逃脱快开车vejusthadtolegitdownadrainpipe.Go!快开车伙计快Go,son,go.他快追上来了He,scoming,he,scoming!这是我做园艺的时候穿的衣服They'reonlymegardeningclothes.下班时我会去分配处IgoovertotheallotmentwhenIclockoff.这就好孩子That'sallright,son.这些就可以了It,sjustajob,isn,tit?那家伙很强壮吧谁？Bigbloke,washe?-Who?那个妞儿的老公Thebird'shusband?是啊六英尺高70公斤呢Oh,massive,sixfoot,nearlyseven,killer.来你拿着这个1.isten,youtakethat.你有什么卡吗Yougotacardorsomething?我等会还给你llgetthisStuffbacktoyou.哦不用担心我可以好好跟Noworries,it'llgivemesomething我哥们儿说说这新闻了totelltheladslater.好吧哥们儿Allright,mate.这可是个疯狂的故事对吗Blackcabstories,eh?是啊我编都编不出来呢Yeah,usuallyhavetomakethemup.哥们儿好走Belucky,son.伙计Mymate.伙计Mate.鸽7在你身上拉屎了Pigeon'sgotyou.嗯Eh?你看在你背上Downyourback,look.啊他妈的Oh,bollocks.这西装六百英镑呢Ain,tit?-600quidsuit先脱下来脱下来Takeitoff,takeitoff.我妈对处理这个有独门妙方Mymum,sreallygoodwiththisstuff.你只要浸在冷水里拍打大约I分钟Allyouneedtodois,yourunitunderacoldwatertap就和新的一样了forabout10secondsanditshouldbeasgoodasnew.我保证跟新的一样Promiseyou,goodasnew.看到了吗街角有个咖啡馆1.ook,there,look,cafearoundthecorner.去吧去吧Goon,go,go.鸟屎代表幸运呢It,ssupposedtobelucky!伙计能给我根粉笔吗'Giveusabitofchalk,mate.你能告诉我你在做什么吗Doyoumindtellingmewhatyou,redoing?先生早上好Goodmorningtoyou,sir.你应该只用移开两三张桌子Ah,youshouldn'thavetomove我就在你铺子边上morethantwoorthreetables.工作就可以了mgoingtoworkallaroundyou.什么？What?别担心我Don'tyouworryaboutme,sir.我只要两三个小时就完事儿了llhavethisdoneintwoorthreehours,然后钻孔机就会来justassoonasthedrillgetshere.你不能在这儿钻孔Youcan'tdrillhere.我还有客人呢vegotpeopleeating.我会和耗子一样安静的先生Hey,I'llbeasquietasamouse,sir.一只和大象一样大的耗子Well,abigmousethesizeofanelephant穿上巨大的木屐，我答应你withgiantclogson,llgrantyou.让人们知道不应该在这儿喝汤Anddletpeopleknownottohavethesoup.汤里又不是特别脏There'snothingworsethangritinyoursoup.你牙缝里有东西Getsstuckinyourteethandall.你没收到信件通知吗Didyounotgettheletter?我这里有一份复印件Gotacopyheresomewhere.哦你看我把它忘记在货车里了Oh,youknowwhat?Ileftitinthevan.等我的伙计来了我就去拿llfetchitwhentheladsgethere.不我没收到任何信件通知No,Ididn'tgetanyletter.啊这儿的邮局太烂了Oh,thepostthesedays,horrendousitis.你知道吗我三年前给我弟弟写了封信Youknow,Isentmybrotherabirthdaycardthreeyearsago,他现在还没收到he'sstillnotgotit.难以置信Unbelievable.帮我个忙我这就开始Now,ifyou'lljustgiveusahandontheothersidehere,马上就能完工sir,we'llgetthisoutandwe'llallbe-你解释一FNo,look,justexplaintome你为什么而来吧你在做什么whyyou'rehereandwhatyou,redoing.这可不是一下子能弄好的Effluent,sir,tonsofthestuff.会弄出一大堆土Morepoothanyoucanshakeastickat.那儿还有两个可以施工的地方Now,theplanssaythere'stwoaccesspoints.一个在这边一个在那边vegotonehereandtheotheraroundthecornerthere.那你怎么不能在那边施工？Well,can'tyouusethatone?先生那可不行No,no,no,sir.那个人口太窄了That'sonlyaminoraccesspoint,yousee.不那个挺大的No,thisisamuchbiggeraccess.我们会从这里We'llopenherup,we'llgetrightinthere挖开个洞tothepoo,yousee.看在上帝的份上，哥们儿ForGod'ssake,man.麻烦你去那边施工吧Canyoupleaseusetheotheraccesspoint?不行啊我不能去那里先生Oh,no,sir,can'tdoitwiththeotheraccesspoint,no.你放心我不会亏待你的Icouldmakeitworthyourwhile.伙计到heyser街越快越好GlazerStreet,mate,quickasyoulike.你是谁啊？Whoareyou?女生聚会请的脱衣舞郎我刚把婴儿油Stripper,forthehenparty,onlyIleftthebabyoil和头盔忘在酒店房♥问了andthehelmetinthehotelroom.头盔？Helmet?她们要我扮演消防员Fireman.她们雇用了你一天是吧1.ook,they'vebookedyoufortheday,yes?是啊Yeah.那你应该不介意送我回趟酒店吧Sotheysaidyouwouldn'tmindgoingbacktothehotel.快点伙计这儿可有一帮喝醉了的妞儿等着我呢Comeon,mate,vegotadozendrunkwomeninthere,她们等着和我这个性感消防员干柴烈火呢waitingtodothingstoagreased-upfirefighter这会让她们的丈夫提出离婚的thatwouldmaketheirhusbandsfilefordivorce.你可以浪费时间去告诉她们Youcangointhereandtellthemit'snothappening,但我还是不建议你去but1wouldn'trecommendit快开车吧Move,comeon.Danny干得好50英镑Welldone,Danny,50quid.看来我旗开得胜啊You'recookingongas,son,cookingongas.你好警♥察♥先生Hello,police?谢天谢地Oh,thankGod.我快吓死了monWaltonPlace.我刚刚看见一个家伙带着枪呢vejustseensomeonewithagun.不我不想透露姓名No,Idon'twannagivemename.你应该明白对吧Youhearthesethings,don'tyou?那些帮派可不是好惹的Yeah,gangstersandallthat.是啊我看到他了一个高大的黑人Yeah,Igotagoodlookathim,bigblackgeezer,看起来就像一个疯了lookedlikearightnutterinoneof在加长豪华轿车里thosestretchlimothings.如果你们需要帮助的我可以作证的vegottheregistration,ifthat'sanyhelp.车里的人Clearthevehicle!把手举到我们可以看到的位置Getyourhandswherewecanseethem!趴在地上举起手来Getdownontheground,putyourhandsaboveyourhead!举起手来Getyourhandsonyourhead.快点Doit!过了这么长时间了It'sbeenages.你觉得他们穿上衣服了吗Doyouthinkthey'redressedyet?哦但愿如此Oh,Ihopeso.那可不好看Itwasnotaprettysight.我想已经过了一个半小时了Well,they'vehadanhourandahalf,现在应该会打电♥话♥要求支援了myguessisthey'llneedabackupatanymoment.你好Hello?Danny.Danny.好的我十五分钟后到Okay,I'llbetherein15minutes.他需要援手了HewantstoworktheBadger.这是一个好兆头It'sagoodstart.事实上Solid.你好Hello?MickMick.哦你在哪儿Yeah,whereareyou?什么？Where?好的我马上到Okay,yeah,llberightthere.Mickey人狱了Mickisinjail.他如果想玩阴的我绝对奉陪Ifhedoesn'twanttoplayfair,that'sfinebyme.至少我现在知道他耍花样rAtleastIknowwhereIstand.别这样mickey你也不能确定就是danny做的啊Oh,comeon,Mick,youdon'tknowforsureitwasDanny.好吧那就是他做的Okay,soitwasDanny.你不会是想那样吧,Youdon'twanttodothis,doyou?不No.不不No,Idon't.我什么都会但决不会单纯malotofthings,Ash,butnaiveisnotoneofthem.我认识albert很多年了I'veknownAlbertalotofyears.他不会做毫无理由的事情的Hedoesn'tdoanythingwithoutverygoodreason.确实True.所以我认为DoyouknowwhatIthink?他是在用这个办法提高danny的地位IthinkthisisAlbert'swayofmovingDannyupastep.不会的Nah.他一直都很喜欢他No,he,salwaysbeenHe'salwaysbeenfondofhim.就是他带他入伙的Albertwastheonewhobroughthimin,remember?Danny还不能当领导Danny'snotreadytoleadhisowncrew.有我压着他肯定不行No,well,notwithmebreathingdownhisneck,但如果给他权力他肯定能干番大事业butgivehimhishead,hecanbesomethingspecial.你为什么这么想赢他Whydoyouwanttobeathimsomuch,anyway?你不了解Youwouldn'tunderstand.说说看啊Well,tryme.你知道吗像我这样的强人Doyouhaveanyidea,anyideawhatit'slike当配角是什么感觉forablokelikemetobeasupportact?这就像让robbiewilliamsIt'slikegettingRobbieWilliamstowarmupacrowd给那个弹钢琴的老胖子暧场一样forthatlittlefatoneonthepiano.Eltonjohn?EltonJohn?不是个叫gary什么的No,oldGaryWhatshisbananas,youknow,写歌♥的那个人theonewhowroteallthesongs.是啊但他们互相憎恨呢Yeah,buttheyhatedeachother,didn'tthey?你又不恨mickeyYoudon'thateMickey.恨他？Hatehim?我爱他还来不及呢Ibleedinglovehim,don'tI?不No.不好意思先生你桌下有一块钱Allright,son,hey,there,saquiddownthere.没事没事Allright,mate,allright,mate.你捡了就归你了Noworries,keepit.Danny?上帝保佑你Danny?-Godblessyou.当我在街上以坑蒙拐骗为生的时候WhenIwasworkingthestreets,right,我就梦想着有一天scrapingaliving,yeah,Iusedtodreamoftheday能当上伟大的mickey"Bricks”的手下dbeworkingforthegreatMickeyBricks.现在我就是了AndhereIam.那还不够吗That'snotenoughforyounow?还不够我希望他能平等的待我尊重我No,itain,t,'causeIwanthimtorespectmeasanequal.所以我要打败他Andtodothat,mgonnahavetobeathim.或许albert说对了MaybeAlbert'sright.Danny的时代来临ThisisDanny,stime.所以我要玩albert说的这个henderson游戏Okay,llplayAlbert'sgame,thisHendersonChallenge.对我来说是个挑战Butonmyterms.如果我输r我知道我要接受这个现实AndifIlose,thenllknowit,stimetomoveon.你有点吓着我了Oh,well,nowyou'regettingallmaudlinonme.不不不我很冷静正如一个优秀的骗子No,no,no,mcool.Really,likeanygoodgrifte我们看结果如何吧let'sseewherethedicefall.如果danny赢你就退位了ButifDannywins,it'sover?是的Yes.是啊如果你赢你就是领
