Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.小偷原形毕露也许你更愿意Athiefwasconfronted.Well,maybeyou'llfeel和专家谈谈心理咨♥询♥师comfortabletalkingtoaprofessional.Apsychiatrist?给我点雪茄庆功吧卡洛斯聘用了旧情人Someonelightmeacigar.CarIoshiredaoldgirlfriend.而加布聘用了一个间谍我和卡洛斯谈过了你被雇用了AndGabyhiredaspy.ItalkedtoCarlos.You'rein!伊迪深入的发掘丈夫的过去EdiedugdeeperintoDave'spast.三年其死于车祸Killedthreeyearsago.Carcrash.那是他的妻子给我吧Thatwashiswife.Givemethatone.他们的女儿也在车祸中亡故了Theirdaughterdiedinthesamecrash.大卫的精心计划你真的觉得AndDave'smasterplan.YoureallythinkImake我对麦克来说有那么重要吗thatmuchofadifferenceinMike'slife?如果失去你Ifheeverlostyou,他会痛不欲生itwoulddestroyhim.进入了最后阶段Entereditsfinalphase.是卫林站吗Uh,hi.Isthistherangerstation?我不确定该向你们报告还是向野生动物部门报告Well,Ididn'tknowwhethertocallyouorfishandgame,我似乎看到了一些非法狩猎者but,uh,IthinkIsawsomeguysupatEmersonwoods进入了爱默生森林我很担心huntingillegally,andIgotworried因为人们经常在那里露营becauseIknowpeopleliketogocampingupthere,我不希望有人受伤andI-Isurewouldn'twantanyonetogethurt.不不没必要谢我Oh.No,noneedtothankme.我只是在尽一个公民的责任mjustdoingmypartasaconcernedcitizen.再见Byenow.大卫威廉姆斯DaveWilliams煞费苦心的策划这场戏hadbeenplanningthemurderforyears.就像其他的完美计划一样很简单Andlikeallthebestplans,itwasasimpleone.首先他带着First,hewouldguide麦克德尔非诺和凯瑟琳梅菲尔MikeDelfinoandKatherineMayfair到一个僻静的小屋toaremotecabin.次日早晨当这对情侣出发去徒步时Thenextmorning,he'dpretendtobeasleep他继续装睡asthetwoloverslefttogohiking.然后大卫拿起事先小心藏好的枪Davewouldthengrabthegunhe'dcarefullyhidden.开始追踪他的猎物Andstarttofollowhisquarry.他耐心的等待He'dwaituntilthetwohadpausedforamoment直到他们停下歇息tocatchtheirbreaths.他便扣动扳机Andthenhe'dpullthetrigger.让这个杀害他妻子的男人心痛欲绝Breakingtheheartofthemanwhohadkilledhiswife.当护林人抵达Whentherangersarrived,他们会提及事前有人举报过的偷猎者theywouldmentionthereportsofillegalhuntersinthearea.大卫就会开车和麦克一起回家AndDavewoulddriveMikebackhome,同时享受着麦克所受的折磨allthewhileenjoyinghispain.是的Yes,大卫威廉姆斯策划了这个简单的计划DaveWilliamshadcomeupwithaverysimpleplan.但他将会发现Ugh!Butashewasabouttodiscover.你还没有把这份报道传真给伊迪威廉姆斯吗HaveyoufaxedthisclippingtoEdieWilliamsyet?马上就传Um,doingitrightnow.策划杀人Thereisnothingsimple.并不是简单的事Aboutmurder.美景镇居民一男子被控意外事故中死亡两人11生活中充满了恶意的震惊1.ifeisfullofnastyshocks.一些扰人的意外扰乱人体系统Unpleasantsurprisesthatjoltoursystems.一些会吓得心跳漏了一拍Andcauseourheartstoskipabeat.而且这样的震惊Andtheseshocksalwaysoccur.苏珊嗨卡尔Susan?Hey,Karl.往往是不速之客Whenweleastexpectthem.卡尔Karl.你怎么在这里Whatareyoudoinghere?我刚为埃文报名Well,1justenrolledEvan.我原本还担心Wow.AndIwasworried我们永远再也见不到了呢thatwe'dbeoutofeachother,slivesforever.真是走运啊Mm,lucky,lucky.你怎么会在这里呢我是这里的艺术老师Whatareyoudoinghere?Iamanartteacher.是吗其他人知道吗Really?Dotheyknowthat?我忽略你的话和埃文聊天AndnowmignoringyouandmovingontoEvan.你好埃文Hello,Evan.埃文这是苏珊Evan,thisisSusan.是朱莉姐姐的妈妈She'syoursisterJulie'smother.我们以前结过婚那时她还很年轻哦Weusedtobemarried.Shewasalotyoungerthen.埃文你先进教室吧Evan,whydon'tyouheadintotheclassroom?我需要和你♥爸♥爸谈谈Ineedtotalktoyourdaddy,可能会用上些成人用语and1mayneedtousesomegrown-upwords.好吧可爱的苏苏什么事Okay,Susieq.,what'swrong?少扣一个扣子也迷不倒我的Getitoffthatchestyouwouldn'tletmeenhance.挺好了本来在走廊1.isten,it'sbadenough偶遇前夫已经够糟了thatvegotoneex-husbandrunningaroundthehalls.我可不希望同事和孩子的父母知道1don'tneedthefacultyandtheparents我有两个前夫knowingthatIhavetwo.对我们以前的事情只字不许提Sonotawordaboutushavingbeenmarried.别再说俏皮话别再叫可爱的苏苏Nomorewisecracks.NoSusieq's.叫我苏珊老师艺术老师IammissSusan,artteacher.是的苏珊老师Yes,missSusan.下课后能不能拍拍你的“橡皮擦”CanIbangyourerasersafterclass?卡尔我说真的别和我胡闹Karl,mserious.Don'tmesswithme.我手里有教鞭而且我会用Ihaveayardstick,andmnotafraidtouseit原本为莫里森的合同做的报告We'regonnabemakingapresentation现在必须提前进行fortheMorrisoncontractsoonerthanweplanned.有很多家公♥司♥都在虎视眈眈Therearealotoffirmsgunningforthis,该死的勒奈德别碰我的雕像and.damnit,1.ynette!Don't.don'ttouchmyfigurines.它比你现在的房♥子都值钱Theseareworthmorethanthehouseyoulivein.有什么了不起这咖啡杯也价值连城Bigdeal.Soisthiscoffeemug.好了我们休息一下用午餐Allright,weshouldbreakforlunch.不除非敲定这个合同否则午餐时间加班No.Untilthisdealcloses,weworkthroughlunch.但令人欣闻的是晚上也要加班Butasaconsolation,we'llalsobeworkingnights.晚班真的有这个必要吗Nights?Youreallythinkthat'snecessary?这是一百万美元的合同啊旨洛斯不吸引人吗Thisisa$10milliondeal,Carlos.Howbaddoyouwantit?你们都听到了晚上加班Youheardthewoman.We'reworkingnights.我晚上有点事Um,Ihaveatinyschedulingconflict.周五晚上训练我女儿的篮球队Icoachmydaughter'sbasketballteamonFridaynights.如果我周五晚上要加班Soif1could.Fridaynightsarenowworknights.如果能谈成Ifwe,resuccessful,你们得到的佣金将会相当可观thoseofyouoncommissionstandtodoverywell.这不是你们的职责吗好吧为了保住工作Andthoseofyouwhoaren't?Well,yougettokeepyourjobs,在现在的经济形势下这是唯一的收入来源which,inthiseconomy,isabonusallbyitself.好吧我们去快餐店买♥♥几个三明治Allright,let,srundowntothedeli,grabasandwich五分钟后在这里集♥合♥andmeetbackhereinfive.你You.别碰我的东西Notouching.我会知道的And,yes,I'llknow.她多幽默啊Isn'tshefun?卡洛斯Hey,Carlos.我告诉过你DidIevertellyou我跟汤姆认真的考虑过thatTomandIseriouslyconsideredyouandGaby想让你跟加布做佩妮的教父母周五晚上必须加班forpenny'sgodparents?You'renotgettingFridaynightsoff.听着我晚上也不想加班1.OOk,I'mnothappyaboutthescheduleeither.我也想回家陪孩子那做点什么啊mmissingmykids,too.Thendosomethingaboutit.你是经理不要让露西那么嚣张勒奈特我请她来的You'rethepresident.Putthebrakeson1.ucy.1.ynette,Ihiredhertocrackthewhip,这是她的工作是为了公♥司♥好andthat'swhatshe'sdoing.Itsgoodforthecompany.可是她把人都逼疯了Butshemakespeoplecrazy.你不能跟她谈谈把时间协调一下吗我会考虑的Can'tyoutalktoher,gethertodialitdownabit?Iwillthinkaboutit.可是别总是这样让我帮你Butdon'tbeaskingmeforfavorslikethis.在办公室的时候我不是你的邻居Whenwe'reattheoffice,mnotyourneighbor,不是朋友mnotyourfriend.是你的老板明白了吗myourboss.Gotit?还有Oh,bytheway,你和汤姆周六过来参加鸡尾酒会吗youandTomarecomingoverforcocktailsonSaturday.会去我打算喝的烂醉说我老板的坏话Oh,yeah.Iplantogetdrunkandbitchaboutmyboss.我很抱歉可这我不能接受msorry,butthisisunacceptable.至少应该知道他为什么会偷东西吧Doyouatleastknowwhyhesteals?是该怪罪某种恶心的童年创伤吗Ifthereweresomesordidchildhoodtraumawecouldblameiton,这样我跟邻居还好解释一些他明白的itwouldreallyhelpmeoutwiththeneighbors.Oh,heknows.伯恩斯坦医生帮我掩饰了第一次偷窃Dr.Bernsteinuncoveredthatmyveryfirstsession.是吗那还敢继续收我的钱Really?And.andyethekeepschargingme.那么医生你继续跟我收一小时二十美元的So,doctor,what,sthis"revelation"心灵启示是什么thatyou'vebeenkeepingfrommefor$200anhour?我偷东西是想伤害你Istealtohurtyou.为什么想伤害我Whywouldyouwanttohurtme?去年的每一天Eachdayforthepastyear,你一点一点一步一步的youhave,inchbyinch,slicebyslice,把我变成了太监broughtmeclosertobeingaeunuch.能让我们单独谈一会吗Wouldyouexcuseusformoment?我们想私下谈一下Thisjustbecameaprivateconversation.如果我留下也许会有帮助IfIstay,Imightbeabletohelp.你想帮忙Youwannahelp?那就去大厅的药店Whydon'tyougodowntothepharmacyinthelobby买♥♥点阿司匹林吧andbuysomeaspirin?我会需要的mgonnaneedit.我不该承受这些Idon'tdeservethis.从你出狱后Ihavebeennothingbutsupportiveofyou我全心全意的支持你sinceyougotoutofjail.还给r你份工作Ievengaveyouajob.我想做你的合伙人Iwantedtobeyourpartner.你把我当雇员Youmademeanemployee.所以你就要偷东西来惩罚我吗Soyoudecidedtopunishmebyresortingtopettytheft?看在上帝的份上奥森我是你的妻子Forgodsakes,Orson,myourwife.也许是吧可我不是你丈夫Perhaps,butmnotyourhusband.我们虽然同床共枕你却把激♥情♥都给公♥司♥Wemayshareabed,butyousaveyourpassionforyourcompany.不是这样的不是吗That'snottrue!Isn'tit?过去的一年里Everydayforthepastyear,Ihavebeeninthebackground,我一直不露面一直在追悔anafterthought,而你在尽心尽力的经营公♥司♥whileyouspenddayandnightnurturingyourbusiness.我一直以为你很支持我AllthewhilethinkingIhadyoursupport.我试过了Itried.我想我不介意做布里范德坎普先生IthoughtIwouldn'tmindbeingMr.BreeVanDeKamp.可是这让我痛不欲生Butit,skillingme.每一天我变的越来越渺小Everyday,Igetsmallerandsmaller.如果就这样继续下去Andifsomethingdoesn'tchange,奥森霍吉会完全消失OrsonHodgeisjustgonnadisappearaltogether.Y头们睡的很快晚餐很可口Girlsareoutlikealight.Thanksfordinner.卡洛斯你一定要去加班吗加布我要去开会Carlos,doyouhavetogobacktowork?Gaby,Igotameeting.露西不能开吗你知道你喜欢我多挣点钱之所以能挣那么多因为我是经理Butcan't1.ucycoverit?Youknowthosetwoextraszeroesattheendofmypaycheckyoulikesomuch?They'retherebecausempresident.鱼与熊掌不可兼得Hoursarepartofthegig.我们速战速决如何Hey.Howaboutaquickie?宝贝我没时间Babe,Idon,thavetime.是啊所以我没说要来场持久战啊Right,that'swhyIdidn,tsuggestaIongie.Oh,comeon.三分钟之内llhaveyoureyesrollingbackinyourhead我能让你爽翻天你想在孩子们的宝宝杯前做吗inthreeminutesflat.Youwannadoitthereinfrontofthekids'sippycups?搞定了Allgone.咱们做吧就像过去那样Nowlet'sdothis.It'llbelikeoldtimes.我们从没在桌子上做过Weneverdiditonthetable.几年前的事了我们做过的你忘了吗Yeah,Wedid,yearsago.Don'tyouremember?那应该不是我1don'tthinkthatwasme.哦是啊Oh.Right.好吧咱们制♥造♥点关桌子的新回忆吧Well,we'llcreatenewtablememories.要是你想挑起我的性趣你刚彻底失败了Ifyou'retryingtoturnmeon,youjustfailedmiserably.卡洛斯你发现没布拉德利死后Carlos,doyourealizesinceBradleydied你接手公♥司♥以来我们一次也没做过了andyoutookover,wehaven'thadsexonce?我很想你我想和你在一起Imissyou.Iwannaspendtimewithyou.快把奶油玉米移开跟我做♥爱♥好吧明晚如何Nowmovethecreamedcornanddome!Okay,howabouttomorrownight?这话我听过Yeah,veheardthatbefore,明日复明日明天你又累了andthentomorrowcomes,andyou'retootired.好吧那就这周末我整个人都交给你Okay,then,thisweekend.llbeallyours.你想玷污哪件家具都没问题Andwecandefileanypieceoffurnitureyouwant.凯伦你有传真纸吗Hey,Karen,youdon'thaveanyfaxpaper,doyou?传真纸Faxpaper!把狄恩马丁那歌♥声音调小点TurndowntheDeanMartin!别管了Don'tworryaboutit.我明天去商店一趟你要什么吗llgotothestoretomorrow.Doyouneedanything?鸡蛋牛奶Eggs.milk.灯泡1.ightbulbs.好吧咱们把事情简单化Okay,let,smakethiseasier.有什么你不要的吗Isthereanythingyoudon'tneed?跟你说吧I'lltellyouwhat.明天我到了店里再给你打电♥话♥好吗llcallyoufromthestoreinthemorning,okay?多漂亮的彩虹啊琼Whatalovelyrainbow,June.给你一颗小金星Here,sagoldstarforyou.德鲁哇Oh,drew,wow!要知道大象是没有翅膀的Youknow,elephantsdon'thavewings,不过我喜欢你的创意butIlikethewayyou'rethinking.埃文你画了什么啊Hey,Evan,whatdidyoudraw?有很多红色啊Oh.Um.That'salotofred.是血It'sblood.好吧Okay.那公So.这男的一定是医生了Thatmanmustbeadoctor他在给流血的人治伤对吧makingthebloodymanallbetter?不他在用刀捅他捅进内脏里No,he,sstabbinghiminthegutswithasword.埃文这画Evan,that's.有点儿吓人Kindofascarypicture.不啊很好笑的Nuh-unh,it'sfunny.不亲爱的这画很不合时宜No,honey,it'sinappropriate,特别是对你们的要求especiallywhentheassignmentwas是画出能让你们感到快乐的东西tomakeapicturethatmakesyouhappy.这确实让我很快乐啊Thisdoesmakemehappy.我的小金星呢Where,smygoldstar?我就是没法习惯大家都去工作了Ijustcan'tgetusedtoeveryoneworking.一开始是布里然后是苏珊现在是勒奈特FirstBree,thenSusan,now1.ynette.全拜你所赐Thankgodforyou.我才能离开那幢无聊的房♥子Ijusthadtogetoutofthatboringhouse.你们姑娘们在一起都干吗主要是聊八卦Sowhatdoyougalsdowhenyougettogether?Mostlygossip.你有什么好八卦吗Mm.Yougotanygoodgossip?我听说爱德西蒙斯买♥♥了辆哈雷车Ooh.IheardedSimmonsgotaHarley.知道吗我该回去了Youknow,Ishouldgetback.得了让我喘口气我还是新手呢Comeon.Givemeabreak.mstillnewatthis.Okay.我们从简单点儿的开始发牢骚We'llstartwithsomethingalittleeasier.bitching.这我能搞定你尽管发Icanhandlethat.Bitchaway.我被卡洛斯惹急了他很少回家Well,IamsopissedatCarlos.Heisneverhome.一回家就什么也不想干Andwhenheis,he'stootiredtodoanything."什么"我是指做♥爱♥Andby"anything,"Imeansex.你没不舒服吧Areyouuncomfortable?一点点接着说Alittle.Goon.我们从没像这样过Well,we'veneverhadadroughtlikethis.都快两周了It'sbeenalmosttwoweeks.两周这对你来说就太久了吗Twoweeks?Andthat'sadroughtforyou?是啊最近卡洛斯就是不想做Yeah.1.ately,Carlosjustdoesn'twanttodoit.你错了男人总是想做的Wrong.Guysalwayswannadoit真的吗是啊Really?Yeah.即便是你很晚才到家而且很累吗Evenifyou'retiredandgethomelate?即便我们很晚到家精疲力竭Evenifwe,reexhaustedandlate还在腿上中了两枪andbeenshotintheleg.Twice.我们还是想做Westillwantto.所以你只要忽略那个疲惫的成年人Soyoujustgottagetpastthetir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