Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望主妇前情提要Previouslyon.波特斯加沃你被捕了什么PorterScavo,youareunderarrest.What?!波特和那场火灾毫无关系Porterhadnothingtodowiththatfire.可是有目击者指证了他Apparentlythereisawitnessthatsaysotherwise.目击者他们在说什么胡话Awitness?Whataretheytalkingabout?波特被控告却未被定罪Porterwasaccusedbutnotconvicted.凯瑟琳的恋爱Katherine'sloveaffair.我收到了你送的花动了真情Igottheflowers.Becameserious.妈妈体重得减掉几磅Mommyneedstoloseafewpounds.想帮妈妈重拾美貌吗不Youwannahelpmommybebeautifulagain?No.加布心意已决AsdidGaby'sresolve.这是我出版的烹饪书Here'smycookbook.布里的成功付出了昂贵的代价AndBree'ssuccesscameataprice.你可能有时太强势Youcanbealittletoughsometimes.不用想也知道我觉得我不强势It,sonlytobeexpected.Idon'tthinkIdothat.知道你没有自知之明Iknowyoudon,t人们在郊区不谈论金钱Peopledon'ttalkaboutmoneyinthesuburbs.大多是因为他们无需言论Mostlybecausetheydon'tneedto.有钱人家Theoneswhohaveit会让你看到他们添置新衣letyouknowwiththeirbrand-newclothes.购买♥♥昂贵电器Theirexpensiveappliances.这些很好Thosearegood.草地修剪整齐Andtheirmanicuredlawns.穷♥人♥家Theoneswhodon'thaveit让你知晓他们陈旧的烧烤架letyouknowwithbarbecuesthatneedreplacing.掉漆的墙壁Wallsthatneedpainting.和香车Andclassiccars.需要变卖♥♥Thatneedtobesold.钥匙给你沃尔特车归你了太好了Heyyougo,Walter.She'sallyours.Thisissoawesome!汤姆在哪里我想向他道谢Where,sTom?Iwannathankhim他成就了我人生最美好的一天他在家里formakingthisthegreatestdayofmylife.He'sinside,可他抽泣时祝你一路顺风butbetweensobs,hewishedyouhappydriving.那人开着汤姆的车去哪里WhereisthatmangoingwithTom'scar?那人叫沃尔特布罗斯基刚买♥♥F那辆车Oh,thatmanisWalterbrotski,andhejustboughtit.汤姆爱死那辆车了为什么你会把它卖♥♥了Tomlovesthatcar.Whywouldyousellit?很遗憾我们负担不起汤姆的中年危机Sadly,wecannolongeraffordTom,smidlifecrisis.好吧是这样我们Okay,here'sthedeal.We,re.差不多破产了Sortofbroke.勒奈特Oh.1.ynette.我们要在波特的律师费BetweenPorter'slegalfees和那间镇上的废墟做出选择尽管是个餐馆andthatghosttownthatwecallarestaurant.”斯加沃之家”生意很好经济不景气时IthoughtScavo'swasdoingwell.Whentimesgettough,人们不吃匹萨不开跑车也行peopledowithoutthingslikepizzaandsportscars.我很遗憾我不知情没事Iamsosorry.Ihadnoidea.It'sokay.别说出去这事传出去我脸上挂不住Justkeepitunderyourhat.It,salittleembarrassing.别觉得不光彩Youshouldnotbeembarrassed.这是糟糕的经济惹的祸我们处境相同Thisisahorribleeconomy.We'reallinthesameboat.Mm.你们好女士们你们觉得怎么样Hello,ladies.Whatdoyouthink?你买♥♥了辆新车Youboughtanewcar?我出的书刚上了时代杂♥志♥最佳畅销书榜单Mybookjustmadethe"times'"bestsellerlist.他们还要我续3本书我等不及要挥霍一番Nowthey'retalking3-bookdeal,soIgottheurgetosplurge.瞧瞧我短停时什么东西吹到风挡上了Oh!Andlookwhatjustblewonmywindshieldatthestopsign!生活真美好Ah!1.ifeisgood.没错人们不在郊区谈论金钱Yes,peopledon'ttalkaboutmoneyinthesuburbs因为几家欢喜becausewhentheydo,几家恼火otherpeoplegetangry.不紫藤巷里不管何时有人WheneversomeoneonWisteria1.ane买♥♥了新车buysanewcar,都要进行一个简单的仪式asimpleritualisperformed.那你们觉得我的新车怎么样Sohowdoyoulikemynewcar?太漂亮了嫉妒死你了It'sgorgeous!Iamsojealous.我要有一辆就好了IwishIhadone.可这天Butonthisday,车主的一个朋友oneoftheowner'sfriends不愿多加赞扬refusedtoparticipateintheritual.并且更令人吃惊的是Andevenmoresurprisingly,正在夸夸奇谈的车主theownerofthecarinquestion没有留心她的异常didn'tseemtonotice.还有个冰柜1.ook,there'sevenarefrigerator.雷克萨斯的经销商说里面有足够空间The1.exusdealersaidthere'sjustenoughroom放置一小瓶香槟酒和两个冰杯forasplitofchampagneandtwochilledglasses.Ooh.Ahh.最棒的是它使用混合动力Mmm!Andthebestthingis,it'sahybrid基本听不到声音给你们演示一下soyoucanbarelyhearit.1.etmeshowyou.其实我该回去工作了Actually,Ihavetogotowork.但恭喜你布里车很漂亮Butcongratulations,Bree.It,sabeauty.是我的原因还是她走得太唐突Wasitjustme,orwasthatalittleabrupt?她不是针对你Eh,don'ttakeitpersonally.我想她被其它事搅乱了心神Ithinkshe'sgototherthingsonhermind.亲爱的出了什么事Oh,dear.Issomethingwrong?显然她和汤姆遇到了财政问题Well.Apparently,sheandTomarehavingfinancialproblems.他们刚变卖♥♥了汤姆的车TheyjusthadtosellTom'scar.我看到她出现在废品回收中心Andyouknow,1sawherattherecyclingcenter.她当时正卖♥♥罐头换钱Shewasturninghercansinformoney.就好比把自己的卵子Ohh.Yikes.That's,like,ahalfastepaway挂在网上变卖♥♥fromsellingyoureggsontheInternet.Oh.可我却在她面前炫耀我新买♥♥的香车AndhereIam,rubbingmyfabulousnewcarinherface.我太差劲rIfeelawful.别自责你怎么会知道她现在的遭遇Oh,don't.Howcouldyouhaveknown?谢天谢地我还没给她看汽车如何自动停车ThankgodIdidn'tshowherhowthecarparksitself.可你想演示给我们看对吗Butyou'regonnashowus,right?真的很神奇Well,itisprettyamazing!很高兴再见到你梅尔夫人Well,it'snicetoseeyouagain,Mrs.Mayer.谢谢抽空与我们会面霍勃森先生Thankyouforagreeingtoseeus,Mr.Hobson.管理一所像奥克列吉这样的学校Runningaschoollikeoakridge让你不容你有太多mustn'tleaveyouwithmuch.空闲时间Freetime.很高兴责成为您效劳Happytooblige.我听传闻说SoIheardthroughthegrapevine可能贵校还有一个入学名额thattheremightbeanopeningforanotherstudent?你想你是指亨德森家孩子被开除这事Iassumeyou'rereferringtotheHendersonboy'sexpulsion?对他打了老师对吗Yeah.Hebithisteacher,huh?他们和哥哥托比Theyhadthatproblem就经常打架withtheirolderboy,Toby.真是个不安分的家庭It,safamilyofbiters.这整件事都相当不幸Well,thewholesituationwasincrediblyunfortunate.可我们无法容忍♥这种恶行But.Mm.Wecan'ttoleratethatkindofbehavior.你无需担心m.j.会有此类问题Well,youwouldn'thavetoworryaboutthatwithM.J.他品行端正He,ssowell-behaved.我知道你迫切希望儿子进入奥克列吉学校1.ook,Iknowhowmuchyouwantyoursonatoakridge.你过去5个月都每周都来电询问You'vecalleduseveryweekforthepastfivemonths.我知道我太心急请别迁怒于m.j.vebeentoopushy.Oh,pleasedon'ttakeitoutonMJ.他非常聪明伶俐说两句西班牙语Heissuchabrightkid.SaysomethinginSpanish.我烦透了mbored.川西班牙语讲“烦透了”BeboredinSpanish.梅尔夫人别紧张Mrs.Mayer,youcanrelax.我们很欢迎m.j.来本校就读WewouldlovetohaveM.J.Joinushere.真的吗真的Seriously?Yes.其实他的名字在我们候选名单中排第一位Asamatteroffact,hisnamewasfirstonourwaitinglist.太棒了Fantastic!给你课程表Oh!Here'sascheduleforyou.这些是你要填写的保险申请表格Herearesomeinsuranceformsyouneedtofillout.还有这是学费Andhere'sthetuition.你也看到了有点小涨Asyoucansee,it'sgoneupatad.Oh.对的确是“小涨”Yeah.That'squiteatad.可我们年中才上学Butwe'restartinginthemiddleoftheyear,所以我们只需支付一半对吗sowe'donlypayhalf;right?对我们已经按比例计算了那就是一半Yes.We'vealreadyproratedit.Thatishalf.太好了Fantastic.我刚想到一个好节目Hey,IjustthoughtOfaway来庆祝我们结婚纪念日forustocelebrateouranniversarynextweek.在棕桐树餐厅共进晚餐怎样Whatdoyouthinkaboutdinneratthepalm?棕楣树餐厅Thepalm?一进去Asin,“他们不在菜单上标示价格的“棕楣树餐厅吗"theydon'tevenshowthepricesonthemenu"thepalm?亲爰的我们还在偿还信♥用♥卡♥透♥支♥债务Honey,we'restillpayingoffcreditcarddebt.已经还了活干完了我拿到r奖金Notanymore.Thedealclosed.Igotthebonus.天呐Oh,mygod!太棒了That'sgreat!为什么今早Oh,whydidn'tyoutellmethis求我和你同床时不说whenyouwerebeggingforsexthismorning?你同样能把活干完Youwould'veclosedthatdeal,too.Oh!我们又有钱了哈雷路亚Oh.We'rerichagain!Hallelujah!Well,wearenot我们没有“用5元债券点燃雪茄”那么富有"lightingcigarswith$5bills"rich,可我们奋斗目标正确butWeareheadedintherightdirection.亲爱的我们又能回到从前了Oh!Honey,we'regonnabeusagain.成为富有的卡洛斯和加布TheoldCarlosandGaby.知道吗Youknowwhat?我要穿上你向我求婚那晚穿的礼服mgonnawearmydressfromthenightyouproposed.还穿得下吗Youstillfitinthat?我们又有钱啦哈雷路亚We'rerichagain!Hallelujah!你没有注意到我已经把肥臀减掉了吗Haveyounotnoticedmeworkingmybuttoff?我已经减回了接近我们结婚时的体重malmostbacktotheweightIwaswhenwegotmarried!我想说的是AllImeantwas.你不必穿旧裙子Youdon'thavetowearanolddress.我会给你买♥♥条新的Iwillbuyyouanewone.不不这样会更浪漫No,no.This'llbewaymoreromantic.我已经脱胎换骨啦monegoodcolonicawayfrombeingtheoldme!我打电♥话♥去餐馆预约I'llcalltherestaurant.他们可以在蛋糕上写上这话Theycanwritethatonthecake.抱歉我知道你有多爱那辆车Sorry.Iknowhowmuchyoulovedthatcar.这是我唯一缅怀她的方式ThisisallIhavetorememberherby.我叫她"狐狸精“知道为什么吗Icalledher"foxy."Youwannaknowwhy?不No.汤姆Tom.我刚听说你把车卖♥♥了吗Ijustheard.Yousoldthecar?对Yeah.我们需要钱而餐馆也快倒闭了Well,weneededthemoney.Therestaurantisdying.显然人们不想从纵火犯的父母Apparently,peopledon,twannabuytheirpizza那里买♥♥匹萨但波特没有纵火fromparentsofanallegedarsonist.Yeah,butPorterdidn'tdoit.可能人们还认为他有罪Well,maybepeoplestillthinkthathe'sguilty,或者可能是经济萧条原因ormaybeit,stheeconomy.也可能两者兼而有之我不清楚Ormaybeit,sboth.Idon'tknow.我知道的是我在驾驶一辆“老爹车”AllIknowis,Iamdrivinga,dadcar"而其他人开着“狐狸精"招摇过市whilesomeotherguyisoutrollingwithfoxy.兄弟我很遗憾Oh,buddy.msosorry.希望能帮到点忙IwishtherewassomethingIcoulddo.我们得走了Weshouldgetgoing.有用得着的地方吱个声儿Butifwecanhelpinanyway,urn,letusknow.好吗谢谢Okay?Thanks.好的刚才怎么了Okay,whatjusthappenedbackthere?没什么Nothing.越装越像Oh,yeah.1.ikethat'sgonnawork.要装蒜你可不是我的对手Whycan'tyoueverrememberwhoyou'redealingwith?鲍伯鲍伯鲍伯鲍伯不说我没完Bob?Bob?Bob?Bob.Icankeepthisupallday.鲍伯好了Bob?B.fine.波特的案子有些事我还没理清ThedaythecaseagainstPorterwasdismissed,于是我重新看了档案室发给我的材料Iwasgoingoverthediscoverymaterialsthatthed.A.Sentme.是吗怎么了Okay?So?说波特在俱乐部库房♥的目击证人ThewitnesswhoputPorterinthestorageroomattheclub,也是唯一可能嫁祸他纵火的人theonlyonelinkinghimdirectlytothearson.是汤姆的哥们大卫威廉姆斯Tom'shelpfulbuddythere.DaveWilliams.什么没错What?Yeah.波特根本不在那儿Porterwasn'teveninthebuilding.大卫到底干了什么WhatthehellisDavedoing?不知道但我们得告诉汤姆和勒奈特Idon'tknow,butwehavetotellTomand1.ynette.不行那样会得罪人No,that'lljustgetugly.我不在乎mokaywiththat.李这会给我们惹麻烦的1.ee,thechargeshavebeendropped.不关我们的事It,snolongerourbusiness.再说还牵扯到大卫Besides,there'ssomethingaboutthatDaveguy我不敢thatscaresme.我不懂Oh!Oh,Idon,tgetit!我只不过比标准体重多了一点点monlyafewpoundsawayfrommyrunwayweight.要改一下吗那是自欺欺人Youwantmetoletitout?Thatwouldbecheating.再去解个手mgonnatrytogopeeagain.没关系的你生过两个孩子It,sokay.You'vehadtwochildren.身材变形很正常想开点看看我Theweightredistributes.Giveintoit!Idid.琼你不是想得开)ean,youdidn'tjustgiveintoit.你是往身上涂了层奶酪Youslappedapieceofcheeseonit我说话比较直把边改一下Yeah,Isaidit.Nowjustfixthehem.这次别留下毛边Andthistime,trynottoleavetheedgesfrayed.伊迪等等Ooh!Ooh!Hey,Edie!Waitup!别忘了扣子掉了Nowdon'tforget,theclaspisbroken.我会缝上的Oh,llreplaceit但肯定会有瑕疵Itmaynotmatchexactly.但用你头发就能遮住But,um,yourhairwillcoverit.琼索利斯带我去棕檎树餐厅不是吃快餐Jean,Carlosistakingmetothepalm,notoutforhoagies.做漂亮点Makeitperfect.琼回来做你的裁缝师了Huh.Isee)eanisback.风水轮流转Ah,yeah.Timesaregood.她没赶上Notforher.麦克罗斯基夫人说Her,Mrs.McCluskeysaidsomething你一天瘦了5磅aboutyoulosing5poundsinoneday.怎么做到的How,dyoudothat?喝威士忌酒还收拾了她整个草坪Igotdrunkonbourbonandthrewupalloverherlawn.不是指这个关于新兵训练营的No,notthatstory.Somethingaboutabootcamp.才开始没多久Oh,yeah.Juststarted.军事化高♥强♥度的Verymilitary,veryintense.太棒了我在试着穿上一条以前的裙子That'sperfect.mtryingtofitinanolddress.我需要压力休想没介绍人你进不去Ineedintense.Forgetit.Youcan'tgetinwithoutarecommendation,我不会引荐你的为什么andI'mnotrecommendingyou.Whynot?你为难过我这就是原因Becauseyou'dembarrassme.Thisisrealexercise.那不是练瑜伽喝咖啡的地方It'snotthelotuspositionfollowedbyamochalatte.怕我身材好了把你比下去吧Oh,you'rejustafraidmgonnalookbetterthanyou!早上6点公园见等着陪上小命吧6:00A.M.,thepark.Preparetodie.天哪这是学费Jeez.Thisisthetuition?我们想凑足他大学第一年的学费We'regonnablowhiscollegefundonfirstgrade.我明白我们不得不放弃些奢侈品Iknow,Iknow.Wemayhavetogiveupafewluxuries.比如食物和高热量的Yeah,likefoodandheat.你知道他们在那学校会遇到的问题Okay,youknowtheproblemsthey'rehavingathisschool.所以现在得缩减开支Andnowwithallthebudgetcutbacks.我是说尽可能想得到的地方Imean,thisplaceisfabulous.我没说不是但送他去那我承受不了Yeah,mnotsayingit'snot.dkilltosendhimthere.可我不能变卦我们得想想办法ButIjustcan'tswingit.Well,we'vegottadosomething.我的编辑刚辞职Myeditorjustquit,我的书也才.下架andmybooksarenotexactlyflyingofftheshelves.还有其他办法吗我会的Couldyoupickupsomeextrashifts?Oh,yeah,Iwill.要是一天有30个小时的话Assoonastheycreatea30-hourday.我保证忙个不停mworkingaroundtheclock.你前3个月干的那份大差呢Whataboutthatbigjobyoujustdidforthelastthreemonths?用那钱都干什么去了Whatdidyoudowiththatmoney?苏珊我们已经离婚了Susan,we'renotmarriedanymore.如何用钱轮不到你来管AndwhatIdowithmymoneyisnoneofyourbusiness.要是我们没寓婚你会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