Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.电♥话♥终广拨通了宝贝你在哪Callsweremade.Sweetie,whereareyou?我不想告诉你波特再不出现1don'twannatellyou.AndifPorterdoesn'tshowupforcourt,我们的餐馆就泡汤了we'regonnaloseourrestaurant!有人威胁要杀了你儿子Aguythreatenstokillyourson,你还有心情担心那个吗andthat'swhatyou'reworriedabout?一段感情正开花结果而另一段Andasoneloveaffairblossomed,another.你结过婚她去世了Youweremarriedbefore?She'sdead.请离开我家却干枯凋零Iwantyououtofmyhouse.Witheredonthevine.麦克德尔非诺把你们从我身边夺走MikeDelfinohastopayfortakingyouawayfromme.我要让他饱受失妻丧子之痛IwanthimtolosewhatIlost.对大卫威廉姆斯来说Ithadbeenalongjourney这是个漫长的复仇之路forDavidWilliams,尽管事发已过多年andthoughitbeganyearsago,但情景仍历历在目herememberedeverystepofit.走出大门时Walkingoutsidehisfrontdoor警方带来妻子女儿车祸的噩耗tofindapolicemanwithnewsofacarcrash.赶到医院时Runningintothehospital被告知onlytobetold妻女香消玉殒hiswifeanddaughterhaddied.放开我No!No!1.etgoofme!精神崩溃后Beingdraggedintoapsychiatricfacility被拖到精神病院afterhismentalbreakdown.释放数周后溜达到一个酒店No!Strollingintoahotelweeksafterbeingreleased却无意中撞到一位性感的金发女郎andbumpingintoabeautifulblonde.依然记得与杀妻弑子仇人的前街坊步入婚姻殿堂的情景Marchingdowntheaislewithawomanwho,asitturnedout,oncelivedonthesamestreetwiththemanwhohadkilledhisfamily.新娘现在却不开心Buthisbridewasnowunhappy,大卫威廉姆斯担心andDaveWilliamswasworried他的复仇之梦已成为碎片thathisdreamofrevengehadbeendestroyed.大卫幸运的是1.uckilyforDave,命运之神开始擅自行动fatewasabouttotakesomestepsofitsown.大卫Hey,Dave!怎么了What'sgoingon?我跟伊迪吵架了EdieandIhadafight.所以你给她一些时间冷静Itakeityou'regivinghertimetocalmdown?不我想在她找律师期间No,Ithinkmlookingforaplacetostay要找个落脚的地方whileshe'slookingforalawyer.兄弟我Oh,man,I.我想说些安慰的话但只只能“真糟糕”来形容Wannasaysomethinghelpful,butallIgotis"thatsucks.,r确实如此Thatitdoes.那你去哪Sowhereareyouheaded?今晚天气不错Oh,it'ssuchanicenight,我想徒步到州际旅馆Ithoughtdwalktothatmotelontheinterstate.还可以在生活散架时欣赏闪耀的星空Mightaswellenjoythestarswhilemylifefallsapart很晚了所以Well.It'sgettinglate,andso,uh.为什么不待在我这里Hey,whydon'tyoustaywithme?可以吗Really?我不想勉强你I,uh.Iwouldn'twanttoimpose.大卫你救了我的命Dave,yousavedmylife.我欠你个人情Ioweya.既然你这么说那我就接受了Well,nowthatyoumentionit,Iguessyoudo.进来吧Comeonin.就这样Andjustlikethat,大卫复仇的梦想被救赎rDave'sdreamofrevengewassalvaged.室友领路1.eadtheway,roomie.他开始感到Andhehadafeeling漫长的复仇之路就要到了尽头hislongjourneywasalmostover.第二天早上9点02分时At9:02thenextmorning.伊迪威廉姆斯给她的朋友打电♥话♥EdieBrittbegancallingherfriends告诉她们toletthemknow她所受到的屈辱somethinghumiliatinghadhappenedtoher.9点06分时她的朋友们到了她家By9:08,herfriendshadbeguntoarrive,听她诉说详尽的情节justsotheycouldhearthejuicydetails.他以前结过婚Sohewasmarriedbefore.你不能因为这就把一个男的赶出门Youdon,tkickamanoutforthat.是的No.但他对此却只字未提就该被赶出去Butyoudofornevermentioningit.尤其在我向他坦白了自己所有的过去之后AndespeciallywhenIlaidoutmyentirepast.重点在“坦白”上Emphasisontheword"laid."就是加布理解得对Oh.Exactly.Gabygetsit.也许他们只是相处了很短的一段时间Well,maybetheywereonlytogetherashorttime,她对他并无任何意义可言andshedidn'tmeananythingtohim.我对此表示怀疑因为他走来走去对她的鬼魂俯首低语Idoubtit,sincehewalksaroundmutteringtoherghost.知道怎样能振奋精神吗Youknowwhatwouldliftyourspirits?我们周末应该一起做个Spa行啊那一起啊Weshouldalldoaspaweekend.Yeah!1.et'sdothat.很感谢你们的邀请Oh,Iappreciatetheoffer,但我想最好把精力都投入到工作中去butIthinkmbetteroffgettinglostinmywork.也许我可以帮你你可以把我的房♥子租出去Well,maybeIcanhelpyou.Thinkyoucanrentmyhouseout?什么What?杰克逊在里弗顿大学找到一份教书的工作JacksongotateachingjobatthecollegeinRiverton,我跟他一起去and.mgoingwithhim.你要搬走了吗Uh,wait,you'removing?我知道这很突然但我感觉很好Iknowit'ssudden,butIfeelreallygoodaboutthis.而且只有两个小时的路程Andit'sonlytwohoursaway,我们仍然还像邻居一样soit'llstillbelikewe'repracticallynextdoor.真是为你感到高兴但我们会想你的Iamsohappyforyou,butwe'regonnamissyou.不要担心我们杰克逊人很好Oh,don'tworryaboutus.Jacksonissogreat.你的抉择是明智的Youaremakingtherightchoice.就是来这边Absolutely.Comehere,you!Aw!Aw!真不敢相信你要走了。我知道！Ican'tbelieveyou'releaving.Iknow!嘿，戴夫Hey,Dave.完工以后想修理我的草坪吗Hey!Whenyou'redonehere,youwannacomedomylawn?我想既然麦克让我在这轰轰作响Well,IfiguresinceMike'slettingmecrashhere,我乐意效劳你真是个英勇的好人it'stheleastIcoulddo.Well,that'sverynice.麦克对他的草坪深感自豪Andbrave.Miketakesalotofprideinhisyard.是啊看看这些玫瑰花Yeah.1.ookathisroses.每次路过这时我都想偷摘一朵EverytimeIwalkbyhere,Ijustwanttostealone.我为你摘朵吧不不行Here,letmecutyouone.Oh,no.Mnh-mnh.Couldn't.他不喜欢这样Hewouldn'tlikethat.你来啦怎么了Hey,you.What'sup?没什么Notmuch.接到迪兰的电♥话♥GotacallfromDylan.他老公出差忙于生意Herhusband,stravelingmoreforhisbusiness,没人去帮她照看孩子andshedoesn'thaveanybodytohelpherwiththebaby.她试图说服我搬去巴尔的摩She'stryingtopushmetomoveouttoBaltimore.那你怎么说So,uh,what'dyousay?我说让我想想Oh,justthatdthinkaboutit.你认为我该怎么做Whatdoyouthink1shoulddo?她真的需要你帮忙Well,shereallyneedsyourhelp.我想你应该去帮她Iguessyoushouldhelpher.说实话我并不认为她需要我帮忙Well,Idon'tknowthatsheneedsit.她只是有点孤单Honestly?Ithinkshe'sjustlonely.当然跟她住一起很好Ofcourse.itwouldbenicetobecloser.但也不至于成为足够的理由Butisthatagoodenoughreason让我从这里彻底搬走touprootmywholelifehere?你怎么想Whatdoyouthink?我不确定这要由你自己决定mnotsure.It'suptoyou.我知道我只是想Iknow.Ijust.你也许有什么意见Thoughtyoumighthaveanopinion.我正在等一个客户的电♥话♥Oh,shoot.m,uh,expectingacallfromasupplier.我一会儿再跟你聊ll,uh,I'lltalktoyoulater.转念一想Onsecondthought,他肯定注意不到香花已飞msurehewon'tevennoticeit'sgone.当然这个地方Ofcourse,thisnewlandscaping需要一个新的灌溉系统willrequireanupdatedirrigationsystem,我乐意来做布里你给我们买♥♥了一幢房♥子whichmhappytotakecareof.Bree,youboughtusahouse.我们不能让你连这也做了客气什么只花一点钱Wecan'tletyoudoallthis,too.Nonsense!It,sasmallpricetopay就可以让你们的家更漂亮我坚持要做真棒tomakeyourhomemorebeautiful.Iinsist.Yes!爽明天就到货It'sgonnabeheretomorrow.Whoo-hoo!奥森慢点Orson,takeiteasy!管那么多我这位烧烤大♥师♥Impossible.Soon,tthegrillmaster,很快将拥有一个全新的烤肉架willchristenabrand-newbarbecue.说到烧烤你真是兴奋啊You'reprettyexcitedaboutagrill.年轻人这不仅仅是个烤肉架Oh,it'ssomuchmorethanthat,youngman.简直就是动力十足的火轮Thisistheprairiefireturbo.它只用122000英热的碳火热It's122,000btusofcharbroilingpower.小心哦你觉得你很爽吗1.ookout,cattle!Youthinkyou'reexcited?那就想想那个多收你钱的推销员吧Justimaginethesalesmanwhooverchargedyou.布里刚才的买♥♥卖♥♥相当划算Well,Bree,Igotaverygooddeal.他自认为做了项很好的交易因为推销员Heonlythinkshegotagooddealbecausethesalesman给他戴了个“好厨师”高帽threwinoneofthose,kissthecook"hats.还送了副温度感应灵敏烧烤专用叉Andthetemperature-sensingbarbecuefork.那听起来不错Well,thatsoundsgood.Yeah.别让他人来疯了Don'tencouragehim!奥森对讲价很不在行Orsonisahorriblenegotiator.他对什么定价都没意见He'snevermetastickerpricehedidn'tlike.不布里那那是真的Oh,no,Bree,that's.It'strue.当地汽车商每年圣诞There'sareasonthelocalcardealers都给你送水果篮是有原因的sendyouafruitbasketeveryChristmas.请闭嘴吧Nowhush.Mm.布里你能不能别这样Bree,couldyoupleasenotdothat?我怎么了Do.dowhat?你跟你老公那么谈话的时候It,sjust.whenyoutalktoyourhusbandthatway,着实触动了我的神经itreallypushesabuttonforme.我妈妈经常那么做然后Mymomusedtodothat,andit,uh.我爸就离家出走了Drovemydadaway.我想他是厌倦了被人主宰着生活Ithinkhewastiredofbeingemasculated.我有没有提到它背部有一个安装好的烤架DidImentionithasarear-mountedrotisserierack?亚历克斯你到底在说什么Whatexactlyareyousaying,Alex?我是说如果你对自己的丈夫态度野蛮msaying,ifyou'regonnaberudetoyourhusband,能不能不在我面前那么做couldyoujustnotdoitinfrontofme?那个烤肉架是吧Sorotisserie,huh?是啊可以烤鸡肉Yeah.Goodforchicken,uh.捆绑的肉羊腿Rolledroasts,legsoflamb.这东西真是先进Thisthingissoadvanced.对不起爸爸要去工作msorry.Daddyhastowork.卡洛斯怎么了飞机要起飞了Carlos,whatisgoingon?You'regonnamissyourplane.她们很难过她们不习惯我出远门They'reupset.They'renotusedtomebeingaway.天呐女儿们你们爸爸Oh,forgodsakes,girls.It,snotlike并不是赶赴战场他明天就会回来he'sgoingofftowar.He'sgonnabebacktomorrow.爸爸为什么不能在家工作Whycan,tdaddyworkhere?因为爸爸有了一个新工作Becausedaddyhasanewjob会给我们赚很多很多钱我们不需要那么多钱that'sgonnamakeuslotsofmoney.Wedon'tneedlotsofmoney.要是再这么说我可不客气了Hey,whatdidIsayaboutthatkindoflanguage?听着女儿们1.ook,girls.爸爸明天晚餐时间就回来了Daddy'sgonnabehometomorrowintimefordinner.你们可以随时给我打电♥话♥好吗YoucancallmeWheneveryouwant.Okay?最好的是Uh-huh.Andthebestpartis你们一整天都可以跟妈妈在一起yougettospendawholedaywithjustmommy!你好菲西曼先生Oh,hello,Mr.Fishman.我要进来了小心mcomingin.Watchthewheels.你是刚把这毯子铺上的吧Boy,youjusthadtoputarughere,didn'tyou?有什么事吗Uh,iseverythingokay?是你那捣蛋儿子It'saboutyourdamnson.波特我怎么知道Porter?HowthehelldoIknow?他留着红头发长着一张见了就想扇的脸He'sgotredhairandhe,sgotafaceyoujustwannaslap,他快把我妹妹逼疯了andhe'sdrivingmysistercrazy!你说什么养老院Whatareyoutalkingabout?Theretirementhome.你儿子待在你妈妈的房♥间Yourkidhasbeenstayinginyourmom'sroom.什么缪里尔以为他只是来玩What?!Murielthoughthewasjustvisiting,但他待了一周了buthe'sbeenthereforaweek.Oh!现在我把规定说清楚Nowtherulesclearlystate.天黑后请勿访问Novisitingafterdark.汤姆我知道波特在哪了他藏在妈妈家Tom,IknowwherePorteris.He'shidingatmymother,s.藏他不是藏他是住在那里Oh,hiding,myass.He'snothiding.He'slivingthere.他甚至偷了我妹妹的橙汁Heevenstolemysister,sorangejuice.我来处理谢谢lltakecareofit.Thankyou.给鲍伯打电♥话♥告诉他我们明天能出庭CallBob.Tellhimwecanmakethehearingtomorrow.大伙都睡不着Nobodycansleepthere他彻夜地折腾看电视becausehe'sgotthatTVblaringallnightlong.听着汤姆我没时间给鲍勃打电♥话♥1.ook,Tom,Ican'ttalknow.JustcallBob.我马上赶过去再见mgoingovertherenow.Okay.Bye.帕克我一小时后回来Parker,mgonnabebackinanhour.菲舍曼先生十分感谢Mr.Fishman,thankyousomuch.别傻站着给我做三明治Well,don,tjuststandthere.Makemeasandwich!Hmm.还有一件事Uh,onemorething.你能把地下室清理一下吗Couldyouseeabouthavingthebasementclearedout?对上次我们下去Yeah,thelasttimewewentdownthere,满是发霉的盒子我会处理的itwasfilledwithmildewedboxes.Oh,I'lltakecareofthat.没什么比四处是垃圾更糟糕的了There'snothingworsethanhavingoldjunkaround.伊迪Edie!紧急事件Caseinpoint.伊迪Edie?伊迪Edie!没听到我叫你吗Doyounothearme?听到了所以我才进来的Yeah,Iheardyou.WhydoyouthinkIkeptwalking?似乎邮递员又发错信了1.ookslikethemailmanswitchedourmailagain.我的信在你这吗Doyouhavemine?在在我的垃圾桶里Yep.It'sinmygarbage.方便的时候自己来取吧Comebyandgrabitatyourconvenience.你怎么回事Whatiswrongwithyou?早上我把大家叫来Iaskedeveryoneoverthismorning因为我有大事宣布becauseIhadthishugethingtoshare我把丈夫扫地出门而你横差一杠aboutkickingmyhusbandout,andyouprancein说你要和杰克逊同居了withyour,"meandJacksonaremovingtoafairycastle."很抱歉你的最新决裂msorry.Ithoughtwegaveyourlatestbreakup我们给三秒钟哀悼已经足够rthethreesecondsofshockitdeserved.滚出去乐意之至Getthehelloutofhere.Gladly.你干了什么Whathaveyoudone?没干什么它锁住了Nothing.It'slocked.有钥匙吗Doyouhaveakey?在钱包里Inmypurse.钱包在厨房♥WhichIleftinthekitchen.有人知道你来吗Doesanyoneknowyou'rehere?没有No.救命Oh!Hey!Help!来人救命啊Somebodyhelpme!放我出去Getmeoutofhere!胡安妮塔该洗澡了juanita,it'stimeforyourbath.我在看电影你看了上百次了mwatchingmymovie.You'veseenitahundredtimes.她丢了鞋子王子找到了她故事结束Sheloseshershoe,theprincefindsit.endofstory.走吧我想走会自己走的1.et'sgo.llgowhenmready.还没播完呢现在完了马上Hey,it'snotfinished!Itisforyou.Nowmove!胡安妮塔索利斯我不跟你开玩笑JuanitaSolis,Iamnotkidding.好吧你自找的Okay.Thatdoesit.胡安妮塔Juanita.如果你以为我不会拖你到浴缸Oh!Oh!Ifyouthinkmnotgonnadragyoutothebathroom,那你就大错特错youaresadlymistaken!你拖不动的我会拖得动的You'renevergonnamakeit.Oh,yes,Iwill.别小瞧了愤怒的力量Myrageisfuelingmeinwaysyoucan'timagine.怎么了What'swrong?我的愤怒需要歇口气Myragejustneedstocatchitsbreath.我会不计前嫌Okay.Okay.Iamwillingtoforgetthisentireincident如果你马上去洗澡ifyoujustgojumpinthatbathtubrightnow.怎公样Whatdoyousay?你马上就知道错了Iamgonnascrubthatsmuglookrightoffyourface.天啊我的腰Aah!Oh,myback!Aah!Aah!哦Oh!一项新的调杳刚刚公布Anewsurveyjustout81%的美国成年人至少服用一种药物says81%ofU.S.Adultstakeatleastonemedication.他在哪Whereishe?维生素或草药疗法Vitaminorherba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