Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
前情提要Previouslyon.他和你在一个乐队这样太危险了He,sinyourband.Thisistoodangerous.暴♥力♥事件跟艰难时局Therewerevictimsofbothviolence各有各的受害者我们差不多破产了andhardtimes.We,resortofbroke.我以为斯加沃一家经营得不错呢经济不景气IthoughtScavo,swasdoingwell.Whentimesgettough,人们不吃披萨也将就了peopledowithoutthingslikepizza.也有受益者Andbeneficiaries.交易结束我拿到奖金了还有好工作Thedealclosed.Igotthebonus.Andgoodwork.跟不屈不挠的精神Andperseverance.恭喜你有了新工作Congratulationsonyournewjob.恭喜您成功把我赶出您办公室Congratulationsongettingmeoutofyouroffice.要认出It'snothard一位有工作的母亲并不困难tospotamotherwhoworksoutsidethehome.只要找找哪些人匆匆忙忙地穿衣服Justlookforsomeonewhodressesinahurry.吃着早饭冲向车子Eatsherbreakfastwhilerushingtohercar.开车离开的时候还在化妆Andapplieshermakeupasshedrivesaway.不过要认出外出工作的母亲Butthesurestway最佳方法是什么呢tospotamotherwhoworksoutsidethehome?只要找到那个MJ.你怎么没有换衣服Justlookforachild.MJ.,whyaren'tyoudressed?我们第一天去学校会迟到的We'regonnabelateforourfirstdayofschool.在关键时刻生病的孩子Whogetssickattheworstpossiblemoment.早上好Hey,guys.Howyoudoing?他生病了我迟到了谢谢帮忙He'ssick.mlate.Thanksforhelping.等等我有工开我也是Whoa,whoa,whoa.Igottawork.Sodo1,今天我第一天开工我赢andit'smyfirstdayatanewjob.Iwin.什么What.我真的很想帮你1.ook,dreallyliketohelpyouout.也很想陪陪我的好儿子Andspendsometimewithmybestbud,but,uh,可九点钟我要去修纳尔逊小姐的化粪池Ms.Nelson'sseptictankisexpectingmeat9:00.你是个水管工纳尔逊小姐不会指望你准时的You'reaplumber.Ms.Nelsonisnotexpectingyouontime.事实上要是你晚饭前到她就乐得不行了Infact,ifyoushowupbeforedinner,she'llturncartwheels.我是老师不能耽搁mateacher.It'sdifferent.你不过是助教而已Wait,Ithoughtyouwerejustateacher'sassistantWell.听我说1.istentome.我去那儿工作的唯一目的就是Thewholereason1wentbacktoworkissowecouldbothafford给MJ.提供我们认为他需要的一切togiveM.J.Thethingswefeltheneeded.我在尽我的责任是你该表现的时候了Nowmdoingmypart.It'stimeyoudoyours.那我和纳尔逊小姐再约llrescheduleMs.Nelson.我得走了Igottago.你要多休息多喝水好吗Yougetlotsofrestanddrinkplentyoffluids,okay?你从没在我生病的时候离开过YouneverleftmewhenI'msickbefore.亲爰的我知道Oh,Iknow,honey.但现在妈妈要去工作Butmommyhasajobnow.好啦我们谈过这个问题你理解妈妈的吧Comeon.Wetalkedaboutthis.Youunderstand,right?别难过Don'tbesad.我六点来接你们俩Iamgonnapickyoubothupat6:00.是的认出外出工作的母亲Yes,it'snothard并不是很困难tospotamotherwhoworksoutsidethehome.看看哪个女人Justlookforawoman每天早晨离家的时候wholeavesherhouseeverymorning带着极度的内疚就是了feelingincrediblyguilty.夕阳西沉Itbeginsjustaftersundown,人们结束了一整天的工作afteralongdayattheoffice,疲惫不堪回到家中exhaustedpeoplestartcominghome.迎接自己的是忠实的宠物Somearemetbyfaithfulpets.或者是干马丁尼酒Somearewelcomedwithdrymartinis.或者是美妙的晚餐Othersaregreetedwithdinneronthetable.也有些人Thentherearethose下了班回到家whoreturnfromalongdayatwork.却只发现Onlytodiscover.不愉快的意外Unpleasantsurprises.太好了你看到我的字条了快进来Oh!Good.Yougotmynote.Comeonin.是的M.J.呢Okay,sure.Uh,where'sM.J.?妈妈我在这儿呢HereIam,mommy.儿子感觉怎公样Oh,hey,baby.How'smyboy?我好想你啊Imissedyousomuch.有没有觉得好点儿啦Areyoufeelingbetter?好多了凯瑟琳给我做了汤Yeah.Katherinemademesoup给我讲了个故事andreadmeastory还教了我玩儿21点andshowedmehowtoplayBlackjack.要记得什么啊Whatareyougonnaremember?有一对A就加倍下注Alwaysdoubledownonapairofaces.真棒That'scute.麦克上哪儿了Where,sMike?水管工的紧急状况Plumbingemergency.纳尔逊小姐的厕所系统崩溃了Ms.Nelson'stoiletbeganerupting,正好我有空andIwasn'tbusy,so.谢谢你帮忙Uh-huh.Well,uh,thankyouverymuchforhelpingusout.MJ.我们该回家了Comeon,MJ.It'stimetogo.谢谢你Thankyou.儿子我们已经谢过她rWealreadythankedher,buddy.不要再麻烦人家了1.et'snotmakeheruncomfortable.谢谢你邀请我们过来Thankyouforhavingusover.能成为你们新家的第一批客人Wearesohonored我们深感荣幸tobethefirstguestsinyournewhome.你们的新房♥子真是太棒了真难以相信Yourstunningnewhome.Ican'tbelievethis.我的第一个家可不怎么样ThethemeofmyfirstplacewasearlyAmericanbeanbag.都是安德鲁Well,it'sallAndrew.他才是那个有品位的人He,stheonewiththetaste.Please.他迟到了Uh,he'srunninglate.你们知道是怎么回事吗Um,doyouknowwhy?有点小麻烦他要处理Ah,he'scleaningupalittlemess.有人不知道犹太男孩儿成人仪式上Someonedidn'tknowyoucouldn'tserve不能吃熏肉虾馅儿的泡芙bacon-wrappedshrimppuffsatabarmitzvah.我知道我只是认为他们吃了我做的Iknew.Ijustthoughtifthey'dtastedmine,也许就会改变这规矩了theymightchangetherules.晚饭前你们要不要吃点什么Sowouldyoulikesomethingtonibbleonbeforedinner?是水晶吗Isthatcutcrystal?精美之极It,sexquisite.也是安德鲁选的他的品味可不便宜Andrewagain.He'sgotexpensivetaste.多亏他有钱了Thankgodhebringsinthebigbucks.有钱了Hedoes?是啊多亏您给他加薪Well,hedoesnow,eversinceyougavehimthatraise.这种点心真美味Thisisadelicioussnack.是你做的吗Didyoumakethis?是的只是Uh,yeah.It,sjust.派对什锦罢了Partymix.你给安德鲁加薪了加了一点儿Oh.YougaveAndrewaraise?Atinysalarybump.非常慷慨可不是“一点儿"啊"Tiny"isnotthewordforyourextraordinarygenerosity.看看这儿既有椒盐卷饼也有麦片Oh,look!There'spretzelsandcereal.难怪叫做“派对什锦”Icanseewhytheycallit"partymix."就像碗里开了派对It,slikeapartyinabowl.你说的“非常”他只是夸张Whenyousay"extraordinary".He'sexaggerating.他们还是孩子They'rechildren.对他们来说就是一大笔钱Itjustlookslikealotofmoneytothem.天哪这是不是96年份的拉图尔Mygod!Isthisa.,96Iatour?我知道安德鲁/£一次菊萄酒拍卖♥♥会上买♥♥了一箱Iknow.Andrewboughtacaseofitatawineauction为庆祝他的大加薪tocelebratethathugeraise.你只要喝上几杯这酒Onceyou'vehadafewglassesofthis,今晚的事儿就都不记得啦you'renotgoingtorememberthiseveningatall.等着瞧吧We'llsee.天哪没有孩子的晚餐Boy,dinnerwithoutthekids.吃饭时没被通心粉砸这可真棒It,snicetoeatwithouthavingmacaronithrownatyou.是的Yes.我们真得好好地Well,we,uh,wereallywantedtofindaway谢谢你们俩谢什么tothankyouboth.Thankusforwhat?挽救了我们的婚姻Savingourmarriage.拜托这是我们的荣幸我们是怎么帮你们的来着Please.Itwasourpleasure.Howdidwedothatagain?布莱德利一直夜以继Fl地忙工作Well,Bradleyhadbeenworkingaroundtheclock,我觉得自己被忽视randIwasfeelingneglected.但是他有了卡洛斯帮忙后就完全不同了ButthingsaredifferentnowthathehasCarlos.我们从没如此亲密过Wehaveneverfeltcloser.加布我知道最近我全靠卡洛斯了And,Gaby,IknowvebeenrelyingonCarlosalot.希望没有给你造成困扰他总是在外工作I-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