Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情回顾Previouslyon.没有收养中介再愿意接待我们Butnoadoptionagency'sgonnatouchusnow.卡洛斯总有办法弄到孩子20000块Therearewaystogetbabies,Carlos.$20,000.态度决定一切我爱你Wheelswereputinmotion.Iloveyou.谢谢你Awthankyou.我爱麦克IloveMike.真情不经意间流露到底谁是麦克？Trueemotionswererevealed.WhothehellisMike?人言可畏安德鲁Perceptionisreality,Andrew.我叫布里我是个酒鬼MynameisBree,andIamanalcoholic.自欺欺人变成了一种生活习惯Andfalsepretensesbecameawayoflife.加布丽尔一I直是苛刻的顾客Gabriellesolishadalwaysbeenademandingshopper.快来卡洛斯他们来了Carlos,comeon!They,rehere!不管买♥♥什么Andwhateverthepurchase,她总希望买♥♥到最好的shealwaysexpectedtheverybest.不管是巴黎寄来的香水WhetheritwasexoticperfumeshippedoverfromParis.米兰产的时尚长袍AhighfashiongownstraightfromarunwayinMilan.还是曼哈顿的品牌女鞋OrdesignershoesflowninfromManhattan,但是这天butonthisday,她的期望受到了打击herexpectationsweregoingtobeputtothetest.你们知道加布丽尔想买♥♥个孩子Yousee,Gabriellewasnowshoppingforababy,但制♥造♥者andtherewasaproblem.却是个问题Withthemanufacturer.我只是希望把孩子交给Mostly,Ijustwannafeellikemgivingmybaby能成为负责父母的人topeoplewhohavewhatittakestobereallygreatparents.你会发现Well,youwon,tfindanothercouple没人比我们更爱孩了了withmoreloveforachild.是吗亲爱的？亲爰的？Isn'tthatright,honey?Honey?对对很爱孩子Right.Right,uh,lotsoflove.能和你单独谈一下吗？Honey,canItalktoyouforasecond?好Yeah.听着我们得再找一个孩子Okay.Okay,look,wehavetofindanothermother.为什么？不是很容易但我还是得说Why?Okay,thisisn'teasytosay,somjustgonnasayit,但你有仔细看过她吗？哦老天buthaveyoutakenagoodlookather?Oh,mygod.你是想说不要她的孩了-Areyoutryingtosaythatyoudon,twantdeana'sbaby就因为她长得很普通？becauseshe'splain?No,plain1canhandle.普通没什么卡洛斯可自从那个女人走进我们的房♥间Carlos,sincethatwomanhaswalkedintoourhouse,时间仿佛都凝固了theclockshavestoppedworking.没人能预测孩子长得像什么样子Noonecanpredictwhatachildisgonnalooklike.她的孩子可能会赢得选美比赛Forallyouknow,herkidcouldendupwinningbeautycontests.靠她的基因？Withherd.n.a.,那孩子唯一可能赢的就是怪胎展theonlythingthatkid'sgonnabewinningisbestinshow.卡洛斯很抱歉但我想要个漂亮的孩子1.ook,Carlos,Iamsorry,butIwantaprettybaby,让我们再找个母亲我不会让你solet'sfindanothermother.Mnh-mnh.mnotgonnalet肤浅的想法毁了这件事yourshallowobsessionwithlooksscrewthisup.我只想要个孩子随便什么孩子Iwantachild.anychild.好吧记住在几天里Fine.Justknowthatinacoupleofdays,那个东西会生下来whenthatthingisborn,你得抱着andyou'regonnahavetocuddleandsnuggleup那样-张脸withsomethingWiththatfaceonit,到时别对我哭don'tcomecryingtome.抱歉msorry.我们讲到哪了？Nowwherewerewe?刚谈到收养条件Wewerejusttalkingaboutthecustodyarrangement丹纳一生下孩子oncedeanagivesbirth.通常母亲It'susuallybestthatthemother都不会看到自己的孩子doesn,tseethechildatall.当医生完成健康检直Soassoonasthedoctorsfinishgivingtheirinitialcheckup.孩子就是你们的了Thebabywillbehandedovertoyou.是啊加布丽尔总是个挑剔的顾客Yes,Gabriellehadalwaysbeenademandingshopper.抱歉Sorry.因为她知道有些东西Becausesheknewtherearesomepurchases.是不能退货的Thatcan'tbereturned.第二天早上六点十分At6:10thenextmorning,丹娜早产了deanaprusewentintoprematurelabor生下了一个非常andgavebirthtowhatwouldeventuallybe漂亮的男孩anincrediblyattractivebabyboy.在十一点四十三汉森米尔医生剪断了脐带At11:43,Dr.Hansonmillscuttheumbilicalcord,把母亲和孩子永远分离foreverseparatingmotherandchild.几平在同一,时间Atthatexactsamemoment,罗恩.麦克格雷迪医生走进苏姗的病房♥Dr.RonmccreadyenteredtheprivateroomofSusanMayer想结束他们的关系witheveryintentionofSeveringtheirconnection.你好感觉怎么样？Heythere.How'sitgoin'?很好就能出院了Great.mabouttobereleased.真糟糕麦克是谁？Oh,that'sterrific.Who'sMike?我I.为什么问？Whydoyouask?不知道没理由Idon'tknow.Noreason.只是Ah,it'sjust,um.在手术前Justbeforetheoperation,就在你失去知觉前我说我爱你justbeforeyouwentunder,Isaid,"Iloveyou/'然后你说我爱麦克andyousaid,"IloveMike."我说了？Idid?所以我手术结束后都没来看我？Oh,isthatwhyyouhaven'tbeenintoseemesincemysurgery?回答我问题'Answerthequestion.我甚至不认识麦克Idon'tevenknowaMike.每个人都认识个麦克是啊每个人都认识个麦克EveryoneknowsaMike.Yes,everyonedoesknowaMike.你说得对我大学里是有个麦克Actually,you'reright.IdidknowaMikeincollege.我们一起演过话剧演得不好Wedidthisplaytogether,"pippin."Itwasn'tverygood.但我从来没有想过他所以你不能指责我Anyways,Ineverthoughtofhim,soyoushouldn'tbeaccusingme.我可能只是产生幻觉了Iwasprobablyjusthallucinating.好吧好吧Fine,fine.那和你结婚的那个人是谁？So.who'stheguyyou'remarriedto?该死的护士！Damnthatnursehisel!或者我该说你傍上的人是谁？OrshouldIsay,11who,stheguyyou'recheatingon?"好吧我是和前夫复婚了Okay,yes,Ididremarrymyex,但只是因为他有很好的医疗保险butitwasonlybecausehehasgreathealthinsurance.那个长舌妇没告诉你？Didmissblabbermouthtellyouthat,too?你是承认保险诈骗？法律上是这样You.youcommittedinsurancefraud?Onlyinthelegalsense.我不告诉你只是想保护你AndIjustdidn'ttellyoubecauseIwantedtoprotectyou.苏姗好吧知道吗？Susan.okay,youknowwhat?你只需要来吃晚餐见见卡尔YoushouldcomeovertodinnerandmeetKar1.andyoucansee你就会发现我们之间什么都没有thatthereisabsolutelynothingbetweenus.那么说你一康复Sowait,onceyou'refullyrecovered就会和他离婚？you'regonnadivorcehim?是啊是这么打算我发誓Oh,yeah,that'stheplan.Iswear.你发誓没爱着某个叫麦克的人？Andyouswearthatyou'renotinlovewithanyonenamedMike?当然Sure.好Okay.来这儿Comehere.我相信你Ibelieveyou.第二天早上我醒在一条小巷里Nextmorning,1wokeupinanalley.钱包不见了Mywallethadbeenstolen.躺在自己的呕吐物里Iwaslyinginapoolofmyownvomit.那时我决心戒酒That'swhenIknewdhitrockbottom.好吧下一个是谁？Okay,who'snext?布里Bree.哦我不可能说得更精彩Oh!Um,Icouldn'tpossiblytopthat.还是谢谢你Thankyou,though.在来这个聚会之前Hi.Beforecomingtothesemeetings,我从不知道瘾君子们会这么乱Ineverrealizedhowmessysubstanceabuserscanbe.我们通常把面包圈Weusuallyleavethedoughnutcrumbs留给后面的暴食症团体fortheovereatersanonymousgroupthatmeetsafterus.只是为了干扰他们Youknow,justtomesswith'em.真坏You'reawful.告诉我布里你多久没碰酒了？So.tellme,Bree,howlonghaveyoubeensober?哦Gosh,um.我不是很肯定mnotexactlysure.哦有人还在喝酒吗？Oh.Issomebodystilldrinking?为什么你那么说？Nowwhywouldyousaythat?没见过一个嗜酒的人I'venevermetanalcoholicyet不知道自己有多久没喝酒了whodidn'tknowexactlyhowlongit'dbeensincehislastdrink.好吧你抓住我了Okay,yougotme.我不真是个酒鬼mnotreallyanalcoholic.不相信Youdon,tsay.是真的我来这只是为了我儿子It'strue.mcomingherebecauseofmyson.他试图把我送上法庭Yousee,he,s.he'stryingtotakemetocourttobecome试图独♥立♥生活为此他打算对法官撒谎anemancipatedminor,andhe,splanningonlyingtothejudge告诉他们我是个可怕的怨妇andtellinghimthatIamsomesortofdreadfullush.所以我参加这种常会Somcomingtothesemeetingstogivetheimpression证明我在改变但你并不需要改变thatIhavechanged.Butyoudon'treallyneedtochange你没有酗酒的问题becauseyoudon'thaveaproblemwithalcohol.当然Exactly.告诉你lltellyouwhat.这是我的名片Here,smycard.如果你真的有酗酒的麻烦Andifyoueverdohaveaproblem或者想找人谈谈给我打电♥话♥好吗？oryoujustfeelliketalking,givemeacall,okay?我知道你以为我在骗H己Iknowyouthinkmkiddingmyselt但我没有butmnot.我和你们不一样mnothinglikeyoupeople.我没有强迫症人格Ijustdon'thaveacompulsivepersonality.哈Hmm.镇上都在传你在金姆公♥司♥不开心Wordisoutallovertownthatyou'reunhappyatzimms,为什么不跳槽来我们这儿？sowhynotjumpshipandcometoparcher&Murphy?我发誓维罗尼卡你适合这里Iswear,Veronica,youwouldfitinsowellhere.我是需要做些改变勒奈特Idoneedtomakeachange,1.ynette,但你们给的薪水butthemoneyyou'reoffering.是啊很糟但有别的奖赏Yeah,itsucks,butthereareotherperks.高额报销单独办公室我不知道Theexpenseaccount,thecorneroffice.Idon'tknow.你得给我点时间考虑You'rejustgonnahavetogivemesometimetothinkaboutit.当然当然你的诀窍是什么？Fairenough,fairenough.Okay,whatisyoursecret?你怎么可以那样吃还保持身材Howcanyoueatlikethatandkeepyourfigure?是母乳喂养需要很多热量It'sthebreast-feeding.Itburnssomanycalories.就像要把你的胸挤干It'slikehavingatreadmillstrappedtoyourchest.我不知道你有孩子Ididn'tknowyouhadachild.我儿子叫多诺万他是我最重要的人Yes,mysonDonovan.He,stheloveofmylife.真的潍罗尼卡？Really,Veronica?我刚想起另外一个福利Well,youknow,there'sanotherperkthatIjustthoughtof.哦天啊太棒了Oh,mygosh,thisisfantastic!金姆公♥司♥没有托儿所Theydon'thavedaycareatzimms.怎么能没有？Howcantheynot?像你我这样的工作母亲这很必要Forworkingparentslikeyouandme,it,sanecessity.那这事定了？Soisthepotgettingsweeter?我用母乳喂养孩子这里的人不会不会有意见？Wouldpeopleherebecoolaboutmybreast-feedingDonovan?原来公♥司♥的人对这件事很紧张Theguysatzimmswererealjerksaboutthat.帕奇墨菲公♥口J♥很欢迎母亲Parcher&Murphyiscompletelymother-friendly.没人会有意见Noonewouldsayaword.哦！Oh!管他呢我加入了！Whattheheck,min.真的？Yeah?Well,that'sfantastic!哦天啊那是谁的孩子？Oh,mygod,whosekidsarethose?完全没想法Ihaveabsolutelynoidea.让我们讨论一下细节好的1.et'sgohammeroutthedetails.Okay.哦Mm.Ooh.不可能我们只有这些选择比尔先生Thesecan'tbeouronlychoices,Mr.Beale.我是说看看Imean,comeon.一个比一个丑Eachgirlisuglierthanthenext.听着找一个漂亮的怀孕女人1.ook,findingagorgeouspregnantwomanwho'swilling愿意把孩子交给有犯罪记录的人togiveherbabytoacouplewithacriminalrecord可不像在公园散步那么简单我不在乎在哪里散步isn,texactlyawalkinthepark.Idon'tcareifit,sawalkinthesewer.我们可把一大笔钱存进你的帐户Wearehemorrhagingmoneyintoyourbankaccount,我要看到结果你要知道索利斯夫人andIexpecttoseeresults.Youknow,Mrs.Solis,用蜜糖引来的只有苍蝇youcancatchmoreflieswithhoneythanwithvinegar.如果我想要苍蝇IfIwantedtocatchflies,只要随便挑一个这里的女孩allIwouldhavetodoiscalluponeofthesegirls.相信我苍蝇会自己上门（指他们丑）Trustme,theflieswouldfollow.抱歉先生有一个叫利比柯林斯的找你Excuseme,sir,there'sa1.ibbyColIinshereforyou.马上来我邀请了一个llberightoutthere.Uh,1tookthe1.iberty女孩来见你们Ofinvitingthisgirldownheretomeetyou.不敢说她完美NowIwouldn'texactlysayshe'saqualityhumanbeing,但的确很漂亮butsheisattractive.如果你们不要她我就无计可施了Ifyoudon'trespondtoher,mafraidmoutofideas.如果你再那么挑剔He,sgoingtodumpusasclients他就不帮我们了ifyoudon'tstopbeingsodamnpicky.那张脸我们要看We'regonnahavetostareatthisface至少18年forthenext18years.现在可不是随便妥协的时候Idon'tthinknowisthetimetoskimponquality.加布丽尔卡洛斯Gabrielle,Carlos.见见利比dlikeyoutomeet1.ibby.这个还差不多Well,now,thisIcanworkwith.怀上身孕Sogettingpregnant是我这辈子最糟的事情wastheworstthingthatcould'veeverhappenedtome,开始负债而且不能表演'causeIwentintodebtandIhadtostopperforming.利比是脱衣舞俱乐部的钢管舞娘1.ibby,sapoledancerinastripclub.哦Oh!哇听上去是很有意思的工作Wow,that.thatsoundslikeinterestingwork.你们这样想但这是青春饭You'dthinkso,butitgetsoldquickly.我的梦想是成为舞蹈指导Mybigdreamistobecomeachoreographer.真的？是啊我编过一出Really?Yeah.Imadeupthisonemove.叫作“毒蛇之吻”It,scalled"theserpent'stongue,"俱乐部所有的女孩都在排演非常酷andallthegirlsattheclubaredoingitnow.It'ssocool.如果有根钢管我能表演给你看IflhadapoleIcouldshowyou.我们会去俱乐部看的Well,we'llhavetogodowntotheclubandcheckthatout.抽一晚时间是啊会去的We'11makeanightofit.Yeah,we'lldothat利比孩子的父亲是谁？So,1.ibby,who'sthefather?说实话我不知道Honesty,Idon'tknow.来俱乐部有很多男人Imean,there'salotofguyswhocomeintotheclub,都请我喝酒andtheyallbuymedrinks,有时候我对他们太友善了andsometimesIgetalittlebitmorefriendlythanIintendto.希望你们别认为我是个荡♥妇♥Ihopeyoudon,tthinkmaslut.不No!不不我们只是震住了No.No,actually,allwethinkabout当看到你是那么漂亮whenwelookatyouishowprettyyouare.该谈的已经谈了Well,veheardenough,Mr.Beale.如果利比像我们喜欢她一样喜欢我们If1.ibbyherelikesusasmuchasmuchaswelikeher,那么就开始谈收养她孩子的事情吧weshouldjustgoaheadandmovetoadoptherbabygirl.首先该谈谈我能拿到多少钱First,weshouldprobablytalkabouthowmuchmoneyIwant.哇哇哇哇Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.没有人在这里买♥♥孩子这是违法的Nobody'sbuyingababyhere.That'sillegal.绝对没有什么金钱交易Moneycanneverexchangehands.利比你可以列一下需要的花销1.ibby,you'llmakealistofyourexpenses,索利斯夫妇会为你支付andthesolisesherewillpay.哦他们能给我礼物吗？Oh,butcan'ttheyalsobuymegifts?我认识个女孩放弃了孩子得到了辆哈雷Iknewthisonegirlwhogaveupherbaby,andshegotaHarley.我们也许支付不起一个Well,Idon'tknowthatwecanaffordaHarley,butmsure但一定会用其它方式表达感激之情we,llfindsomewaytoexpressourgratitude.好Okay.随便Whatever.我的午休时间到了Well,mylunchbreakisover,得回俱乐部去soIhavetogetbacktotheclub.等我生下孩子一切就正常了TillIgetridofthiskid,theygotmeslingingdrinks.见到你们很高兴索勒斯（同没心肝）先生夫人Itwasreallynicetomeetyou,Mr.andmrs.Soulless.是索利斯Oh,it'sactuallypronouncedsolis.抱歉Sorry.这是哪里的名字？Sowhatkindofnameisthat?墨西哥Uh,it'sMexican.我们俩祖籍都是瓜达拉哈拉BothourfamiliescomefromGuadalajara.我还以为你们是意大利人Huh.IfiguredyouwereItalian.不是拉丁美洲人我们很自豪Nope.1.atino.Proudofit.很好Goodforyou.哇她真漂亮Wow,she's.gorgeous.我的小女孩会继承好的基因Yeah.Mylittlegirl'sgonnainheritsomewonderfulgenes.利比的头发是原色吗？Isthis1.ibby,srealhaircolor?对都是天生的Yes,it,sallnatural,从漂亮的牙齿到C罩杯的胸部fromherstraightteethtoher,c"cup.我知道她协调性很好因为是脱衣舞娘AndIknowshe'sathleticbecauseshe'sapoledancer,也希望这点soIreallyhope小女儿也能继承thatmylittlegirlinheritsthataswell.是运动基因不是钢管舞基因No,theathleticgene,notthepoledancinggene.苏姗宝贝Susie,baby?接到你的电♥话♥过来看看Oh,Igotyourcall,uh.Ithoughtdstopby.没注意到你有朋友嗨女士们1didn'trealizeyouhadcompany.Hello,ladies.就一会推我走Um,we'lljustbeasecond.Justwheelme.马上回来Berightback.一小会Justbeasecond.他叫她宝贝？Didhejustcallher,baby"?是啊他们几时停止仇恨的？Yeah.Whendidtheystophatingeachother?我要你明天晚上躲开伊迪IneedyoutoditchEdietomorrownight和我跟罗恩医生共尽晚餐andhavedinnerwithDr.Ronandme.为什么我要那么做？NowwhywouldIdothat?首先你勾搭上了秘书Well,forstarters,becauseyoubangedyoursecretary,这辈子你都欠我andyouowemefortherestofyourlife.我会带酒来I'llbringthewine.知道吗麦克出现之前Well,youknow,beforeMikecamealong,我一直以为他们会和好为什么？Ialwaysjustassumedthey'dgetbacktogether.Why?我以为他们恨之入骨1thoughttheyalwaysannoyedtheheckoutofeachother.他们好的时候你还不认识他们Youdidn'tknowthemduringthegoodtimes.他们问有那么多火花和激&hearts.情♥Imean,therewassuchasparkbetweenthem,somuchpassion.那公的快乐Theywouldalwaysmakeeachotherlaugh.你真的告诉罗恩医生还爱着麦克？YouactuallytoldDr.RonthatyoustillloveMike?你不能闭嘴？糟透了当时不清醒Okay,willyoushutup?It'snotfunny.Iwasdrugged.是啊抱歉抱歉Right.Sorry,sorry.那你怎么解释的？Sohow'dyougetoutofthatone?我说谎告诉他我不认识什么麦克IliedandItoldhimIdidn'tknowaMike.我确定每个人都认识个把麦克我知道EveryoneknowsaMike.Iamawareofthat为什么不因为Sowhydidn'tyoujust.BecauseIpanicked,okay?我很不安罗恩医生手术后就没来看过我Dr.Ronhadn'tcomeintoseemesincetheoperation我没有安全感andIwasfeelinginsecureand.说出实话Ijustdidn'tfeellikethetruth可不是好主意wasaluxuryIcouldafford.笑吧想笑就笑吧Yes,goahead.Youmayresumelaughing.女士们见到你们很高兴明天见Uh.1.adies,alwaysapleasure.Andyou,llseeyoutomorrow.怎么？What?只是个草稿Thisisjustapreliminarysketch,但明白我的意图吗？butyouseewhatmthinkingof?我喜欢很喜欢会印一份给艾德看Iloveit.Ijustloveit.1.etgetacopytoed.我得接电♥话♥Oh,shoot,Igottatakethisone.抱歉是汤姆没关系保姆带我儿子来了msorry.IfsTom.That'sokay.Mynannyisherewithmyson.反正我得去喂他太好了慢慢来Ineedtogofeedhimanyway.Perfect!Takeyourtime.嘿亲爱的纽约怎么样？Hey,honey.How'sthebigappletreatingya?不错那些客户喜欢你的提案吗？Good.Didthose,uh,snootyclientslikeyourpitch?那提案棒极了Well,that,sperfect.太好了Excellent.呃Uh-huh.我得Um,m.我得走开一下.一会打回给你m,Um.I'mgonnahave.mgonnacallyouback.哦上帝啊！Oh,mygod!你好！Hellothere!我想你的朋友也许喜欢点心Ithoughtyouandyourfriendmightlikesomesnacks.他是我的律师我们的谈话收法律保护He'smylawyer,andthisisprivilegedcommunication,所以出去安德鲁别那么没礼貌sogetoutAndrew,there'snoneedtoberude.你想得真周到范德坎普夫人Thisisverykindofyou,Mrs.VanDeKamp.我还是很惊讶你会帮我的儿子Well,mstillappalledthatyou'rehelpingmyson完成他荒唐的计划withthisridiculousemancipationscheme,但在我的房♥子里你就是客人客人应该得到款待butyouareaguestinmyhouse,andguestsgetsandwiches.如果想让他放弃帮我Youknow,ifyou'dletmegotohisoffice,youwouldn'thave假装对他好是没用的安德鲁也许某个蠢法官topretendtobenicetohim.Andrew,theremaybeajudgeoutthere会完成你的心愿stupidenoughtoemancipateyou,但在那之前我还是有你的监护权butuntilyoufindhim,Iretainallmyparentalrights,其中之一就是教你好好做人oneofwhichistogroundyoursorrybehinduntilkingdomcome.伯曼尼先生很高兴再次见到你Mr.Bormanis,nicetoseeyouagain.请别把食物弄到地毯上And,um,pleasedon'tgetcrumbsonmycarpet.你得帮我离开这里Youhavegottogetmeoutofhere.她要把我逼疯了Thatbitchisdrivingmecrazy.这个案子可不容易Thiscaseisnotaslamdunk.她酗酒的毛病本来是我们的筹码Herdrinkingwassupposedtobeoursilve