Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情提要previouslyon.你不顾我孩子的安危而且还要说谎Youputmykidsindanger,andthenyouliedaboutit.你有酗酒问题吗Doyouhavesomekindofproblemwithalcohol?勒奈特关切地提出了问题1.ynetteaskedaloadedquestion.和你儿子偷♥情♥的人是我mtheonewhowassleepingwithyourson,不过现在已经结束了butit'sovernow.不你错了离结束还远着呢No,you'rewrong.It'snotevenclosetobeingover.加布丽尔坦白了事实Gabrielleconfessed.今天的信到了Here'syourmail.而Noah对Zach的找寻WhileNoah'ssearchforZach.我很担心那孩子Iworryforthatboy.什么样的人会要吸毒者的孩子啊Whatkindofpeoplewouldbuyababyfromajunkie?完全落入Felicia的掌握之中PlayedperfectlyintoFelicia'splot.确保PaulYoung有他自己的玩具箱seethatPaulYounghasatoychestofhisveryown.因为她要复仇Forrevenge.我的丈夫PaulYoung之所以能在投资界出类拔萃WhatmademyhusbandPaulYoungsuchagoodinvestor完全离不开他那不可思议的预见性washisuncannyabilitytoanticipatethefuture.Zaeh你怎么弄的？Zach,howdidyoudothis?他提前想到要给孩子穿尼龙刺粘鞋Heforesawthenecessityofthevelcroshoe.他预言了即食咖啡的到来Hepredictedtheadventofthe$3cupofcoffee.甚至还注意到了瓶装水的吵杂声Heevenanticipatedthesurprisingboominbottledwater.是的我是PaulYoungYeah,it,sPaulYoung.我在报纸上看到了巴西的选举结果vebeenreadingabouttheelectionresultsinbrazil.是时候购入蔗糖了It,stimetobuysugar.但这套在股票市场上屡试不爽的办法butthecrystalballthatservedpaulsowellinthestockmarket有时在家里并不奏效sometimesfailedhimclosertohome.是Paulyoung么-是的Paulyoung?-Yeah.我是Sullivan侦探DetectiveSullivan.我们需要你来回答一些问题Youneedtocomedowntownforquestioning.什么问题Aboutwhat?我们正在调查一向信♥用♥卡♥诈骗案We'reinvestigatingreportsofcreditcardfraud,我们发现你和一些受害者有关andyournamehasbeenlinkedwithseveralofthevictims.肯定是弄错了Well,itmustbesomemistake.也许吧Couldbe.不过你还是得跟我走一趟Butwestillneedtogodowntownandstraightenitout.好吧Allright.那Well.要多长时间？howlongisthisgonnatake?别担心误会而已Don'tworryaboutit.It'sjustamix-up.走吧1.et'sgo.怎么回事不是只问些问题么？What,sgoingon?Ithoughtyoujustwantedtoaskmesomequestions.登记好了就开始登记？登记什么？That'safteryou'rebooked.Booked?-Bookedforwhat?这里不能登记长官Youcan'tbookhimhereanyhow,detective.计算机出故障了Computersaredown.我们满员了We'reallfullup.得带他去县里Yougottatakehimdowntocounty.怎么回事简直是疯了Whatisgoingon?Thisiscrazy.我要给律师打电♥话♥Iwannacallmylawyer.你们这是在干什么Whatthehelldoyouguysthinkyou'redoinganyway?Huh?简直荒谬Thisisridiculous.我要打电♥话♥!Igetaphonecall!没错在投资界Yes,intheworldofinvestments,我丈夫的眼光非同一般myhusbandhadaremarkableabilitytoseethefuture.有句话要捎给你PaulYoungGotamessageforyou,PaulYoung.Dierdre的父亲要我给你问声好Dierdre,sfathersaidtogiveyouhisregards.呃Aah!不幸的是Paul完全没有预料到这些Butsadly,pauldidn'tseethisonecomingatall.布莉范迪坎Breevandekamp多年来都在履行着同一套公事hadaweeklyroutineshe'dbeenfollowingforyears.周二打扫卫生ShecleanedonTuesdays.周三付帐单ShepaidherbillsonWednesdays.周四洗衣服ShedidherlaundryonThursdays.这些日常琐事完毕以后Andafterthesedailychoreswerecompleted,她总会奖赏自己一杯酒shewouldrewardherselfwithalittledrink.可她没有注意到最近的这一点变化WhatBreedidn'tknowwasthislatestadditiontoherroutine已经引起了她朋友们的注意hadbeennoticedbyherfriends.在一起讨论Bree就成了她们的日常公事Andithadnowbecomepartoftheirroutinetodiscussit.Bree很明显喝多了酒昏了过去SoapparentlyBreehadafewtoomanyandpassedout.紧接着我就在公♥司♥接到了电♥话♥NextthingIknow,Igetacallatwork-说有人看到我家孩子跑到了大街上someonefoundmykidswanderingthestreet.天啊Oh,mygod!那你后来有见过Bree吗HaveyouseenBreesince?没有我很为她担心No.mworriedabouther,但我实在不知道怎么才能原谅她butIdon'tknowhowmgonnagetoverwhatshedid.嘿Breehey,Bree.今天感觉怎么样？Howyoudoingtoday?很好mreallywell.我看到勒奈特上班前在跟你们聊天Um,Ijustsawyoualltalkingbefore1.ynettewentofftowork.在聊什么呢Whatwereyoualltalkingabout?哦没什么Oh,nothing,really.我和Carlos今天打算去收养所CarlosandIaregonnagoseetheadoptioncounselortoday.我得去医院mcheckingmyselfintothehospital.总算要做手术了mfinallygonnagetthatsurgery.很好Oh.Goodforyou.勒奈特提到我和她的那点小干戈了吗？Did1.ynettementionthelittletiffwehad?一带而过了Justinpassing.她没说什么Shebarelymentionedit.因为事实只是Becausewhathappenedwas,我不小心把抗组胺剂混在了酒水里Iaccidentallymixedmyantihistaminemedicationwith,我不小心把抗组胺剂混在了酒水里youknow,alittleglassofwineIwashaving,andI-之后我睡着了可我当时在Ifellasleep,youknow,whileIwas.照看她的孩子watchingherkids.我喜欢在用餐时喝点酒时不时地Imean,Ilikealittlewinewithdinner,可谁会不喜欢呢？Imean,nowandthen.Youknow,whodoesn't?可是But,uh,Imean,在背后说我的坏话就youknow,totrashmyentirereputation-Bree她没有说你的坏话真的oh,Bree,shedidn,ttrashyou.Honest.那就好我.Well,good.Imean,Ijust-我不想让你们产生误会Ireallywouldn'twantyoutogetthewrongimpression.我正要去商场Well,I'mmgoingtothemall.他们今天大减价They'rehavingawhitesaletoday.我想去买♥♥个浴室防滑垫Ithinkmgonnagetanewbathmat.要一起去吗？Oh,doesanyoneneedone?不没事好的回见No,mgood.-Okay,takecare.她喘一口气都有酒味儿闻到了吗？Wow,didyousmellthealcoholonherbreath?当然Isuredid.哦Oh.然后我们这位爱斯基摩人转向镜头说到Thenoureskimoturnsinthecameraandsays,”用南极牌薄荷糖"polarfreshmintswillgiveyourbreath你的口气也能得个A+"an'a'-plus,too.,怎么样Sowhatdoyouthink?感觉似曾相识Itfeelsalittlefamiliar.真的？不会吧Really?Idon'tthinkso.不我肯定1.owell集团已经用过爱斯基摩人的点子了No,I'mprettysuretheIowellgroupusedeskimos就是他们上个月做的那个除臭剂广♥告♥记得吗inadeodorantcommercialtheyhadlastmonth.Remember?这完全不一样Oh,thisiscompletelydifferent.他们的爱斯基摩人刚刚E大学Thosewerejockeskimoscompetingintheiditarod.我们的爱斯基摩人已经在Oureskimo,stryingto,youknow,处理婚姻生活了patchthingsupwithhiswife.恩我看到了这些小改动Yeah.No,Igetthesubtledistinction.我觉得有改善的余地Ithinkwecandobetter.好吗？好了Sally轮到你了Okay?So,sally,you'reup.有什么好点子Whatdoyougotforme?嘿Hey.嘿Hey.”我看到了这些小改动”？"Igotthesubtledistinction"?你搞什么Whatwasthatabout?如果非要现在说那就关门Ifyoureallywannadothisnow,shutthedoor.好吧我刚才的确有点苛刻了Okay,sure,Iwasalittlebitchy.可你知道为什么吗因为你完全没有全身心投入Butyouknowwhy?Youdidahalf-assjobinthere.嘿也许我的创意你不喜欢Hey,youmaynotlikemyidea,可也不至干说我没努力吧butyoucan'tsayIdidn'tworkhard.拜托Oh,please.咱们住在一起Ilivewithyou.昨天晚上你本该在工作1.astnight,whenyoushould'vebeentryingtomakethatpitchwork,可你却在看球赛youwerewatchingthegame.我才没有Iwasn,twatchingthegame.我都看见了Isawyou!我看看比分还不行了？What,okay,nowIcan'tcheckthescore?你敢说你在爱斯基摩那个项目上尽全力了？Areyousayingyougaveyourheartandsoultothateskimopitch?我已经很卖♥♥力了Iworkedreallyhardonthatpitch.可你有100%投人吗Didyougiveit100%?你看吧有什么大不了的Well,exactly.So?Bigdeal.再想些新点子出来Goworkupsomenewideas,我们午饭的时候再讨论andthenwe'llgooveritduringlunch.好吗Okay?谁让你是老板呢You'retheboss.我的确是啊Yes,iam.嘿Hey.苏珊Susan.见到你真高兴Goodtoseeyouagain.我很期待你的手术mreallylookingforwardtoyoursurgery.那我很希望你是左撇了-Andmreallyhopingyou'realefty.不是我连名字都写不好Nope.Ican'tevenwritemyname.给孩子开一场溜冰派对就是这个下场Butthat'swhatIgetforthrowingmykidaroller-skatingparty.有意思那我的手术怎么办Funny.Sowhataboutmysurgery?哦我还会做的Oh,llstilldoit.当然是在Ron医生的协助下WithDr.Ron'shelp,ofcourse.Cunningham医生会在旁边指导我Dr.Cunninghamwillbestandingrightbesideme.我的手艺加上他的经验Withmyhandsandhisbrain,我俩的长处都被你用上了yougotthebestpartsofbothofus.那我就放心了Thenmonboard.我们得把你留下来观察We'rekeepingyouunderobservation,so,希望明天就可以上手术台了hopefully,we'lloperatetomorrow.如果不介意的话Uh,ifyoudon,tmind,我有些事要和病人单独谈dlikeaminutetoconsultwithmypatient.哦对了那件事Oh!Right,your,um,littlething.什么事？What"littlething"?本来是想给你一个惊喜不过Um,well,itwas-itwasgonnabeasurprise,but.天啊Oh,mygod,好美啊they'rebeautiful.你看我仔细考虑过我们俩Um,look,vebeenthinkingaboutus尤其是最近alotIately-想着怎样才能忘掉这次手术还有我们的今后aboutputtingthisoperationbehindusandwherewe'llgofromthere.我们的未来Ourfuture.一起的未来together.我实在不善于言表AndIreallysuckatputtingmyemotionsintowords,whichis,um,所以我都写了下来it'swhy1wroteitalldown.上面有张卡片There'sacard.哦Oh.不过现在不能看Uh,butyoucan'treadit.我在场的时候绝对不能看Not-notwhilemhereanyway.实在太困难It'sway,waytoostressful.我得走了Um,Iamgoingtogonow.哇Wow.哇Wow.他太浪漫了Oh,he,ssoromantic.能给我看看吗MayI?哦可这是私人信件Oh,it'ssortofprivate.不过花是我帮他挑的Well,1didhelphimpickouttheflowers.那Oh.Um.好吧okay.背面还有There'smoreontheback.要做些什么sohowdoesthiswork?有目录什么的给我们看看吗Doweflipthroughacatalogorsomething?我也希望能那么简单Iwishitwasthateasy.请你们理解对一个孩子来说Youhavetounderstand,foreverybaby,平均有十对家长想要领养therearetencoupleswhowantit.所以不是你选孩子而是孩子的生母挑选你们Youdon,tchooseyourchild.Thebirthmotherchoosesyou.是嘛Really?那你觉得我们的机会有多大？Sowhatdoyouthinkourchancesare?要我们做什么都可以Wewilldoanythingthatweneedtodo.孩子的生母通常都是年轻女性Well,yourtypicalbirthmotherisusuallyayounggirl,她想把孩子托付给可以信赖的家庭andshe'lljustwannamakesureyou'requalitypeople.为赢取她的信任Nowtoshowherthat,就必须表现出你们会尽到家长的职责you'llbeputtingtogetheraparentportfolio.什么意思？What'sthat?像全家福性格魅力Familypictures,characterreferences,诸如此类thatkindofstuff.也就是要面试我们咯？So,um,we,reauditioningtobeparents?可以这么说Iguessyoucouldsaythat.那么简单地说Sojusttobeclear,就因为某个淫♥荡♥的啦啦队长被足球教练搞大了肚子somesluttycheerleadergetsknockedupbythesoccercoach她就有资格跑来面试我们？behindthelocalgas'ngulp,andsheisgoingtomakesurewe'requalitypeople?这个问题不用回答了youdon'tneedtoanswerthat.不用左藏右躲的Youknow,youdon'thavetohideitfromme.恩？Hmm?我是指酒我不反对Drinking.Itdoesn'tbotherme.哦我这不是藏着Oh,Iwasn'thidinganything.我只是在Iwassimply.享受时光enjoyingtheday.什么事Whatyouwant?我一直坐Mason的车去上学Well,um,masonwasmyridetoschool.不过他跟着他爸搬到了Tucson所以.Andhisdad'smovingthemtotucsonso.如果你要去学校我可以送你oh,well,ifyouneedaridetoschool,mhappytodriveyou.我不是这个意思我想要辆车No,that,snotwhatIwant.Iwantacar.那我建议你去工作Well,thenIsuggestyougetajob.既然我的钱匚经够了WhyshouldIgoworkmyassoffatsomefastfoodplace为什么还要到快餐店拚死拚活whenIcanalreadyaffordwhatIwant?Andrew你的信托基金不能动啊Andrew,we,renottouchingyourtrustfund.但钱是我的-21岁以前不是It'smymoney.-Notuntilyou're21.如果要我决定你50岁以前我都不会让你动用一分钱AndifIhadmyway,youwouldn,tgetyourhandsonituntilyou're50.我们都清楚钱到了你手上肯定都浪费rImean,webothknowyou'regonnawasteeverypennyofit.你为什么要这样Whyareyoubeinglikethis?因云.亲爱的Because,sweetheart,我有责任让你学会履行职责itismyjobtoteachyouaboutresponsibility,学会确立人生目标学会先劳后享settinggoals,delayedgratification.你知道什么叫先劳后享？Whatdoyouknowaboutdelayedgratification?还不到中午你已经喝了3杯了It,snotevennoon,yetyou'realreadyonyourthirdglassofwine.仔细想想我还是不送你去上学了Youknow,onsecondthought,Iwon,tbedrivingyoutoschool.走一走对你有好处Thewalkwilldoyougood.妈我没开玩笑Mom,mnotkiddingaround.我要钱Iwantmymoney.我的回答是不Theanswerisno.还真是个烂醉的老太婆Well,aren'tweameanolddrunk?不管你这是要教我什么Whateverthatwassupposedtoteachme,就当我学会了Considerthelessonlearned.哦哇噢Oh.Whoo.你来这儿干吗Whatareyoudoinghere?我只是看看Ron医生的甜言蜜语mjustenjoyingthesilkysmoothmovesofDr.Ron.或者应该叫他“爱人医生”？OrshouldIsay,Dr.1.ove"?还给我-这段我最喜欢-Givemethat.Aahl-Thisismyfavorite-“我已等不及走进手术室”"Ican'twaittobeintheoperatingroomwithyou”触碰你的心灵”"soIcantouchyourheart,”因为你已经深深触动了我”"becauseyou'vealreadytouchedminesodeeply.,好吧你不读出来的时候这段话本来挺好听的Okay,thatpartsoundsbetterwhenyoudon'treaditoutloud.而且你读它干吗？Andwhatareyoudoingreadingitanyway?那是Ron医生的心里话ThoseareDr.Ron'sprivatethoughts.恩我知道Yeah,Igotthat.我感觉他的确很喜欢你SusieYouknow,Isensethathereallylikesyou,susie.那又怎么样So?那你喜欢他么？Sodoyoureallylikehim?当然喜欢OfcourseIdo.他聪明、风趣、而且善良He'ssmartandfunnyandkind.聪明、风趣、善良Smart,funny,kind.我可没听出爱意Idon'theartheword"love"inthere.爱是个很庄重的词Well,that'sabigword.我们刚开始约会我们有一种默契Wejuststarteddating,andwehaveaconnection,我会跟着这种感觉看看有何发展andI'mgonnafollowitthroughandseewhereitgoes.我懂了你会一直拴住他直到没有感觉为止Oh,Igetit.You'regonnastringhimalongtillyoufeelsomethingyoudon't并为此浪费5年的时间andwastethenextfiveyearsofyourlife.相比之下我浪费在你身上的是12年Asopposedtothe12Iwastedonyou?我们为什么要谈这些Whyarewetalkingaboutthis?我好像从没有问过你的意见Idon'trecallaskingyouyouropinion.因为我们是一家人我享有某些权利Becausewe'remarriedandIhavecertainrights,其中之一就是烦扰你andoneofthemistherighttobadgeryou.好了你可以走了Okay,youknow,youcanleavenow.我真希望能透视你的灵魂IwishIcouldM.R.I.Yoursoul出去out!这不好玩it,snotfunny.嘿当心我老婆她在火头上呢hey,watchoutformywife.She'sonatear.这张是我们在度假Oh,here'sonewetookonvacation.Gaby我们得选那些健康向上的照片Hmm.Gaby,thesepictureshavetobewholesome.必须让他们觉得.Theygottasay.“这家人能把我的孩子抚养好”"thesepeoplewilldoagreatjobraisingachild."那怎么了？So?可你没穿上衣Soyou'retopless.没错可那毕竟是裸体海滩啊Yeah,butit'sst.Barts,而且你的手还遮住了我的重要部位andyourhandsarecoveringmynaughtyparts.你是指拿着龙舌兰酒那支？Doyoumeanthehandthat,sholdingthetequilashot,还是握着古巴雪茄那支？ortheonethat,sholdingtheCubancigar?那真是次难忘的旅行Yeah,thatwasagoodtrip.盖比Gaby!好吧不选这张-哪张都不能选Fine.Wewon'tuseit.-Wecan'tuseanyof'em.这里面每一张照片Everysinglepictureofthetwoofus,要么就是在抽烟喝酒要么就是在暴露we'reeitherdrinkingorsmokingornaked.我们不过是有点贪玩Soweliketohavefun.Imean,whodoesn'tunderstandthat那些未婚的年轻妈妈最理解这一点了betterthananunwed,knocked-upteenager?这是正经事Thisisserious.如果不能让人家相信我们是好人Ifwecan'tsellourselvesasgoodpeople.那就必须找其他人帮忙well,thenwe'lljusthavetofindsomeonewhocandoitforus.这么说你们是要我.Soyouwantmeto,uh.把你们包装成好家长？pitchyouasparents?你是做广♥告♥的嘛肯定能行You'reinadvertising.Youcandoit.只要把我们描写得很适合带孩子就行了Justwriteusacharacterreferencesayingwe'regreatwithkids.哦这是送给你的Oh,thisisforyou.哦没必要贿赂我嘛Oh.Well,youdon'thavetobribeme.大家都是朋友We'reallfriendshere.(Chuckles)既然这样那说我们是你家孩子的名义双亲也可以吗keepingthatinmind,woulditalsobeokayifwewereyourkids'godparents?噢！呃我想行Oh!Uh.Iguess.太好了我们能照些照片来记载下这一刻吗？Great,andcanwetakesomefakepicturestodocumentit?你恐怕没带开瓶器吧Idon'tsupposeyoubroughtacorkscrew?你没有许可如果你不抓他Youdidn'thaveawarrant,andifyoudon'tarresthim,那你得告诉我他要什么thenyougottatellmewhathewants.你好MikeHello,Mike.FeliCia你在这干嘛？Felicia,whatareyoudoinghere?噢我离开的太匆忙了Oh,Ileftinsucharush.有许多旧事我忘记处理了TherewasalotofoldbusinessIforgottowrapup.一定是很重要的事情Well,itmustbeprettyimportantbusiness,才能让你搬回你觉得谋杀了你妹妹的男人的隔壁getsyoutomovebackinnextdoortothemanyouthinkmurderedyoursister.你这么说PaUI真是好笑It'sfunnyyoushouldmentionpaul.你知道吗警♥察♥昨晚来把他带走了Youknow,thepolicecameandtookhimawaylastnight.警♥察♥?Thepolice?从他们推他的方式Andfromthewaytheyweremanhandlinghim,我想他不会很快就回来了ooh,Idon'tthinkhe'llbebackanytimesoon.不我只是想和他说话就这样(Zach)no,Ijustwannatalktohim,that'sall.到底发生什么了？whatthehell'sgoingon?与你无关MikeIt,snoneofyourconcern,Mike.你听我说如果PaulYoung发生了什么事Youlistentome,ifanythinghappenstoPaulYoung-已经发生了italreadyhappened.几个小时之前Hoursago.他死了？He,sdead?就像我说的1.ike1said,不是你该过问的事it,snoneofyourconcern.也许你没搞懂我的意思Noah你把事情弄糟了Maybeyoudon'tgetit,noah.Youscrewedup.你刚杀死了你孙子生命中最重要的人Youjustkilledthemostimportantpersoninyourgrandson,slife.你觉得当他发现你做的事后他还会想和你扯上关系吗？Doyouthinkhe,sgonnahaveanythingtodowithyouoncehefindsout?相信我Andbelieveme,我保证他会发现的I'llmakesurehefindsout.哦甜心这个肉馅糕-它有点烧糊了So,honey,themeatloaf-it's,um,it'salittleburnt.噢当时我正和Susan讲电♥话♥Oh,right,IwastalkingtoSusanonthephone,我把它放锅里时间长些了对不起andIleftitinalittlelongerthanIshould've.Sorry.没事It'sokay.(Sighs)有那么糟吗？isitthatbad?不不一点都不No.No,notbadatall.恩好Oh,good.Parker别把你的胳膊放在桌上快点Parker,don'tputyourelbowsonthetable.Comeon.不过你答应你不会全力放在工作上的Butyou'dagreeitwasn'tyourbesteffort.什么？Huh?做饭你答应负责的任务Themeal,thetaskyouagreedtotakeon.你答应不会全心放在上面对吧？You'dagreethatyoudidn'tgiveit100%,right?Tom如果你想说什么Tom,ifyou'regonnamakeapoint,最好现在就在说出来别等我拿盘扔你whydon'tyoudoitnowbeforeIhurltheplateatyou?没人能一直全心投入因为他们不可能做不到Nobodygives100%ofhiseffortallthetimebecausetheycan't.那是不可能的Itisimpossible.在你时间和精力有限的情况下只需做到最