Dead Boy Detectives《死亡男孩侦探社（2024）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

（英国伦敦）这家伙如果只在博物馆里出没为什么要追我们追到街上？Right.Ifthisguy'shauntingthemuseum,why,shechasingusoutintothestreets?我们是来帮他的啊Weweretryingtohelp.听他的咆哮声我推断他不想要我们的帮助Ideducefromthescreaminghedoesn'twantourhelp.还用你说吗？Yousussedthatout?他戴的防毒面具一定是被诅咒了Thegasmaskhe'swearingmustbecursed.我们得毁掉它这样他就能进冥界了Wemustdestroyit,thenhe'llmoveontohisafterlife.好点子埃德温他这么狂暴要怎么拿到他的面具？Peachy,Edwin.Howdowegetitwhilehe'sonarampage?我们得把它割下来We'llhavetocutitoff.铁刀Ironknife.如果他敢轻举妄动就烧他Givehimaburnifhetriesanything.我们偷走面具毁掉它Isayweclipthemask,destroyit,然后他进入冥界案子就结了hemovesontohisafterlife,caseclosed.我们可以使用诱饵和火柴盒策略Usethebaitandmatchbookgambit.我需要小阿卡纳第四卷是一本紫色的小册子I'llneedMinorArcana,Volume4.It'sthesortofsmallpurpleone.里面有火咒Itcontainsthefirespell.出了点小问题我把它落在办公室了RightSmallhiccupthere.Ileftitbackattheoffice.查尔斯你那背包能装无数的玩意啊Charles,youhaveabackpackthatcanholdaninfinitenumberofthings.我没料到会用到那本书Ididn'tknowwe'dneedit.快跑！Go!该死的Bloodyhell.这边！Thisway!Thisway!我们得回办公室！Weneedtogetbacktotheoffice!这里不是办公室伙计Thisisnottheoffice,mate.被追赶的时候很难集中注意力跳镜子It,sdifficulttoconcentrateonmirror-hoppingwhilebeingchased.但愿这个参加过一战的鬼魂也找不清方向Well,hopefully,thisWorldWarIghostishavingtroublenavigatingtoo.枪毙信使绞死他们JShootthemessenger,stringthemupJ*说真的我觉得客户当初应该把他的情况说得具体点Ifmhonest,Ifeeltheclientcould'vebeenabitmorespecific.（前一天）（博物馆闹鬼）因为新展览是关于大战的BecausethenewexhibitisabouttheGreatWar,有一些灵魂仍然被疼痛与痛苦缠绕着therearespiritsstillattachedtothatpainandanguish.无法释怀的鬼魂Ghostswhocannotletgo.我还留在人间就是为了帮他们解脱Istaytohelpthemmoveon.这是我未完成的工作It'smyunfinishedwork.听起来和我们一样对吧埃德温？无人可解的难题由鬼魂来解决Soundslikeus,right,Edwin?Ghostssolvingcasesnooneelsecan.我找你们是因为有一个鬼魂的神志有点失常了Icametoyoubecauseoneoftheghostshasgoneabitmad.我想雇你们来解开这个难解之谜dliketohireyoutounravelthisconundrum.我听说你们是最优秀的veheardyou'rethebest.好了这而镜子呢？Right.Whataboutthismirror?这次你能集中注意力吗？能Yougotyourwitsaboutyouthistime?-Yes.我正在寻找办公室Andmfindingtheofficenow.快走Go.趁他还没来Now,beforehearrives.（小阿卡纳）你在这儿啊Thereyouare.抱歉老兄Sorry,chap.这个面具把你控制住了Thatmaskhasaholdonyou.所以我得把它取下来Sollneedtotakeit.埃德温！Edwin!赶快！Hurrythefuckup!召唤火焰驱逐灵魂Calltheflame,banishthespirit.埃德温！Edwin!焚烧在场之物！.setfiretotheobjectinourpresence!嘿没事了伙计Hey,hey.It'sallright,mate.你们打赢这场战争Youwonthewar.这段历史已写进了课本知道吗？Kidsreadaboutitinschoolbooks,yeah?你们非常英勇You'vedonebrilliantly.我们得在死神来接引他之前躲起来WehavetohidebeforeDeathcomestocollecthim.不然她也会把我们带走Orshewilltakeustoo.查尔斯你刚才的表现很不错Charles,thatwasajobwelldone.我自己对此也很满意他掐我喉咙这事除外Yeah,prettychuffedaboutitmyselfExceptforthepartwherehechokedme.死神Death.她来了She'shere.威弗雷德你好Hello,Wilfred.抱歉我认识你吗？Sorry,doIknowyou?认识我们以前见过We'vemetbefore,yes.嗯我肯定会想起来的Sure.It'llcometome.Uh.威弗雷德这么久以来你一直在打早已结束的仗You'vebeenfightingoldbattlesfortoolong,Wilfred.一百多年前你就死了Youdiedoverahundredyearsago.那时我来接过你Icameforyouthen.但是.But.那时你太迷茫了youweresoconfused.心中充满愤怒和仇恨Sofilledwithangerandwithhate.你现在的状态好多了Youseemalotbetternow.你准备好了吗？Areyouready?哪里我现在要去哪里？Where.WhereamIgoingnow?我在印度时常听人谈论轮回WhenIwasinIndia,they'dtalkaboutreincarnation.我读过吉卜林的一首诗There'sapoemI.IreadbyKipling,um."只要.”They.They.”只要红色地球还在转动Theywillcomeback,comebackagain,他们就会回来还会回来aslongastheredEarthrolls.地球从不浪费一片树叶或一棵树Heneverwastedaleaforatree.难道还会挥霍灵魂?”DoyouthinkHewouldsquandersouls?是的Yeah.Yes.就是这首诗Thatwasit,exactly.那样的事也会发生在我身上吗？Isthatwhatwillhappentome?你马上就会知道答案了Nowiswhenyoufindout.你有没有想过Youeverthink,万一死神抓到我们会怎样？whatifDeathdidcatchus?她会强迫我们去冥界硬生生把我们分开She'dforceustogototheafterlifeandsplitup.我绝对不会让这种事发生Iwillmakesurethatneverhappens.（基于尼尔盖曼和马特瓦格纳为DC创作的角色改编）死亡男孩侦探社拜托你怎么这么僵硬？Comeon,whyareyousostiff?放松点来嘛1.oosenup.Comeon.来嘛埃德温这是我专门为你选的伙计Comeon,Edwin.Ipickedthisjustforyou,mate.拳击是一项绅士运动对吧？Boxing'sagentleman'ssport,innit?我儿时需要去打人？我1916年就死了WhenwillIhavetohitsomeone?vebeendeadsince1916.呃要是哪天我们又碰到一个Okay.Right.Whatifit,sanotherghost到处杀人的鬼魂怎么办？比如他拿着电钻who'srunningaroundmurderingpeoplewith,like,apowerdrill?对着别人的头颅戳脑浆和血喷一地Rightintotheirskulls,brainsandbloodeverywhere,这时你的法术又失效了你就得有办法阻止他杀害客户andyourmagicdoesn'twork,andyouhavetostophimtosaveaclient?在那种极端情况下Inthatextremelyspecificinstance,你得用板球棒砸那个拿着电锯的疯子youwillhitthemaddrillerwithyourcricketbat.别碰我-听我说No,don't.-1.ook.我做了你30年的好朋友I'vebeenyourbestmatefor30years,所以我知道你不喜欢尝试新事物soIknowyoudon'tliketotrynewthings,可要是这30年来butitwouldmakemefeelalotbetter你学会了自卫我会更放心ifoneofthesedecades,youdidlearntodefendyourself.好吗？Yeah?Yeah?Yeah?Hey,hey.好吧Fine.来啊Comeon.好小伙There'sagoodlad.不错嘛就是下次用力点Thereheis.Just,urn.alothardernexttime.（死亡男孩侦探社）（新客户）好了我是埃德温佩恩这是查尔斯罗兰德Right,then.mEdwinPayne.ThisisCharlesRowland.你肯定知道我们是死亡男孩侦探社Asyounodoubtknow,wearetheDeadBoyDetectiveAgency.他负责脑力活我负责体力活保证完成任务He,sthebrains,mthebrawn.Gettingthingsdone.你负责体力活？Youarethebrawn?是啊你怎么用这种语气？没什么原因Yeah.Why'dyousayitlikethat?-Noreason.我想要你们帮助我的朋友克里斯朵Iwouldlikeyoutohelpmyfriend,Crystal.她是一个通灵师She'sapsychic,yousee.灵媒所以虽然我是鬼她也能看见我Amedium.Soshecanseemeeventhoughmaghost.但最近她的行为举止很怪异Butlately,somethinghasbeenodd.怎么个怪异？Howdoyoumean"odd"?她通常都很She'susuallyvery.可最近她有点.Onlylately,shehasbeenabitmore.她还是个美国人Oh,she'salsoAmerican.感觉是恶魔作怪Soundslikeademon.那太好了我们处理过恶魔附身的案子That'sbrills.We,vedealtwithdemonicpossessionbefore.毕竟做了这么久的侦探-很好Beendetectivesforalongtime.-Wonderful.那你们愿意帮我朋友吗？Soyouwillhelpmyfriend?我们要考虑一下是否接你的案子Wewillconsidertakingyourcase.是这样他现在要跟你玩硬的了Right,he'sgonnaplayhardballwithyounow.他就这习惯It'shisthing.是的我们需要讨论一下报酬Yes,well,weneedtodiscusspayment.我们有时会提供无偿服务但你这种情况.Wesometimesdoprobonowork,butinthisinstance.可我只是一个小孩子拼命想帮助我新交的朋友Oh,butmjustayoungchildtryingdesperatelytohelpmynewfriend.我怎么付得起报酬？HoweverwillIaffordit?艾玛Emma.从你的发型以及维多利亚时代的钱包可以推断你死于19世纪晚期YourhairstyleandVictoriancoinpursepointtoyourdeathinthelate1800s.从超自然的角度来说这意味着你比我们年纪大Meaningyou,reolderthanus,Supernaturallyspeaking.你有充分的时间学习鬼魂的生存之道You'vehadplentyoftimetolearnhowtoexistasaghost.你还明显掌握了不少关于奥术的知识Youalsohaveaknowledgeofthearcane,证据是你养了一个发光的魔法就鱼当宠物所以asdemonstratedbytheglowingmagicalsquidasapet.So.我认为你出得起报酬Isuspectyouhavethemeanstopay.好吧你们这些混♥蛋♥Fine,youtwats.多少钱？Howmuch?松手！Offofit!松开！Getoff!（寻找以及驱除恶魔）干得不错查尔斯Jobwelldone,Charles.我们已经有了适当的计划Wehaveaproperplaninplace.我去弄伪装I'llgetthedisguises.（伦敦日报）动手埃德温！Now,Edwin!快画符文!我们得困住恶魔！Drawtherune!Weneedtotrapthedemon!我要剥了你的皮！llfuckinggutyou!快点画埃德温！Finishitnow,Edwin!我要剥了你的皮！I'llfuckinggutyou!看见没？我的伪装从没失败过See?Mydisguisesalwayswork.它在试图逃跑！It'stryingtoescape!快点行动查尔斯！Getaheadon,Charles!鱼正在把符文一点点擦掉！Thefisharewashingawaytherunes!这应该能把恶魔逼出来,Itshouldpullthedemonout.本站是国王十字站ThisstationisKing'sCross.您可在本站下车换乘大都会线ChangeherefortheMetropolitanline.别怕没事了It,sokay.It'sallrightnow,innit?你是克里斯朵对吧？You'reCrystal,yeah?对我是克里斯朵帕里斯Yeah.CrystalPalace,um,uh.还有什么.这还不是我的全名Something.There's,uh.There,smoretomyname.我来自于I'm.I'm.I'mfrom,uh.天啊为什么我记不起来了？Oh,myGod.Whycan'tIremember?很可能是被恶魔附身的短暂影响吧Probablyatemporarysideeffectofthedemonicpossession.你会完全好起来的Itwillpass.你可以在我们家住几天直到你恢复正常Youcanstayatoursforafewdays,untilthingscomebacktoyou.这通常不在我们的服务范围内吧Usuallynotpartofourservices.我们是死亡男孩侦探是我们救了你We'retheDeadBoyDetectives.Werescuedyou.不用谢You'rewelcome.死亡男孩侦探？TheDeadBoyDetectives?很棒吧?我们是鬼魂而且我们破解谜案It,saces,right?We'reghosts,andwesolvemysteries.噢是鬼魂懂了Oh,yeah.Ghosts.Gotit.只是你们的称号♥太傻气了It,sjustastupidfuckingname.她不该待在这儿Sheshouldn'tbehere.案子已经结了为什么她还在我们办公室？Thecaseisclosed.Whyissheinouroffice?死神最近才来过这更值得我们担忧Deathherselfwashererecently.Wehavelargerconcerns.她可能会再来-案子真的结了吗？Shecouldcomeback.-Isthecasereallyclosed?她什么都不记得了Shedoesn'trememberanything.她还能去哪儿？Whereelseisshegonnago?她可以去找那个没礼貌的小艾玛ShecanfindthatinsolentlittleEmma,在墓地里拍宝丽来照片啥的takePolaroidsinagraveyardorsomenonsense.我们不跟活人打交道Wedon'tinteractwithlivingpeople.承认吧有一个跟我们同龄的活人能看见我们难道你心里不美吗？Admitit.Feelsgoodtobeseenbysomeoneourownagewho'salive,doesn'tit?查尔斯你不能让她待在这儿Charles,youcannotkeepher.我们可不想重蹈1994年小狗事件的覆辙对吗？Wedon'twantarepeatoftheinfamouspuppydebacleof'94,dowe?好吧我现在明白了你是嫉妒这里还有别人,Okay.Igetitnow.You'rejealousthere'ssomeoneelsehere.嫉妒？-嗨Jealous?-Hi.又是我again.你们讲话我完全听得见软：YouknowIcantotallyhearyou.早上好Goodmorning.这是一罐蜜蜂吗？Isthatajarofbees?你永远都料不准一件案子里什么会派上用场Youneverknowwhatyou'llneedonacase.你睡着了吗？Didyou,uh.Didyougetsomerest?嗯我还要感谢你们帮我把戴维赶走了Yeah,andthanksforgettingDavidoutofme.也谢谢你们带我来这里休息Andforlettingmecrash.等等附在你身上的那个可怕又强大的恶魔叫戴维？Thehorrifying,powerfuldemonpossessingyouwasnamedDavid?是的Yeah.那你现在要走了对吧？So,you'llbeleaving,then?喂给她点喘息的时间再赶她出门也不迟吧？0i.Giveheraminutetobreathebeforeyoupushheroutthedoor.活人很麻烦的Thelivingaremessy.要是昨晚她死了我倒是不介意她待在这里Now,ifshehaddiedlastnight,dhavenoissuewithherbeinghere.这么想很阴暗来吧克里斯朵Well,thatwasdark.Comeon,Crystal.我们给埃德温一点时间调整一下他那差劲的态度1.et'sgiveEdwinaminutetoadjusthisreallypoorattitude.好的没问题Oh,okay.Sure.埃德温那态度请不要见怪YouhavetocutEdwinsomeslack.他在地狱里待了几十年都忘了怎么跟人说话了HespentabunchofdecadesinHell,soheforgetshowtotalktopeople.在地狱里待了几十年？AbunchofdecadesinHell?不是因为他干过坏事是文书♥记♥录出差错导致的Not,causehewasbadoranything.Itwasa.Aclericalerror.有他在死就不那么令人难受了He'smadebeingdeadaloteasier.他是我最好的朋友He,smybestmate.我知道大多数鬼魂要么是被困在人间要么是受到了诅咒对吧？Okay,IknowmostghostsaretrappedonEarthorarecursed,right?你们是哪种情况？-我们是上动选择留在人间Well,whichoneareyou?-0i!Wechosetostay.有未完成的事宜有案子要解决有鬼魂需要帮助Gotunfinishedbusiness,ain'twe?Casestosolve,ghoststohelpout.我们在没有躲避死神的时候是非常优秀的侦探We'reprettybang-ondetectiveswhenwe,renothidingfromDeath.原来你们是在逃亡啊懂了Oh,soyou'reonthelam.Right.有点像是一对傻气的死亡男孩逃犯Kindoflikeapairofdumbdeadboyfugitives.说得好Goodone.等等别笑我是在取笑你Wait,don,tlaugh.mmakingfunofyou.我是在说刻薄话1.ike.1.ike,mbeingmean.好的Okay.怎么了?我是不是应该生气？What?Am1supposedtogetmad?是的我只是.Yeah,Ijust.虽然我记不清了但我感觉Idon'trememberexactly,butIhavethefeelingthat以前别人不太喜欢我或者对我不是很友善peopledidn'tlikememuch,ortheyweren'tsonice.今天你的记忆力好些了吗？Isyour,uh,memoryanybettertoday?没有我感觉No.It,slike.关于我是谁以及我的家庭的所有记忆It,slikeanymemoriesaboutwhoIamormyfamily仿佛全被烧出了孔洞一样havethese.theseholesburnedthroughthem.Ijust.我就想用力砸什么东西Ijustwannahitsomething,hard.查尔斯你很爱笑Charles,yousmilealot.我此刻很享受跟我同龄的活人聊天mlovingtalkingtosomebodymyagewho'sstillalive.我们以前也见过通灵师但没有一个像你身材这么好We'vemetpsychicsbefore,butnoneasfitasyou.你用这种话在80年代骗到过女生吗？Didthatworkongirlsbackinthe'80s?别跟我来这套Youhavetostopit.对你一点效果也没有吗？没有Didn'titworkalittlebit?-No.没有？没有No?-No.嘿埃德温我本打算给你带咖啡的Hey,Edwin.Iwould'vebroughtcoffee,可查尔斯说鬼魂没有味觉、触觉和嗅觉butCharlessaidthatghostscan'ttasteorfeelorsmell.喝咖啡就跟吞沙子似的Yeah,it'dbealotlikeswallowingsand.Ugh.我太想念意大利面了Imissspaghettisomuch.你不在的时候邮差来过Thepostmancamewhileyouwereout.鬼魂邮差？There'saghostpostman?我们不清楚到底是怎么回事反正每次他出现都会带来案子Notexactlysurehowitworks,really.Hejustshowsupwithpotentialcases.他人不错只是有点吓人总是偷偷接近我们对吧埃德温？Nicechap.Abitcreepy.Only'causehesneaksuponus,right,Edwin?或许你可以自己去问他Perhapsyoucanaskhimyourself.哦等等你刚才出门去了Oh,wait.Youwereout.我现在要告诉你一件会让你的心情变得更差的事Right.Iguessllgoaheadandmakeyourmoodworse克里斯朵和我决定了她可以继续待在我们这里bytellingyouthatCrystalandIdecidedthatshecouldstayatours.我先声明一下这不是我的主意1.et'sbesuper-clear.Notmyidea.你想想当初办"尖叫娃娃案”时要有个通灵师协助会有多好ImagineifwehadapsychicaroundforCaseoftheShriekingDoll.而且她还能帮助生者对吧？Plus,shecanhelpoutwiththeliving.Right?“帮助”?她要在这里待多久？"Helpout"?Howlongisshestaying?直到她的记忆恢复为止对吧？Tillhermemoriescomeback,yeah?真尴尬我去整理邮件Awkward.mjustgonnasortthemail.这些全是案子还是So,aretheseallpotentialcasesor.（寻人启事贝琪阿斯彭十岁）这个女孩还活着Thisgirsalive.什么？What?这个叫贝琪.阿斯彭的女孩还活着Thisgirl'salive.BeckyAspen.她很恐惧She'safraid.她在一个很阴暗的地方It'sadarkplace.不那里是隐蔽的No,it'shidden.是非自然的邪恶的It,sunnatural,evil.她被黑魔法和死亡包围着She'ssurroundedbyblackmagicanddeath.我们得帮她Wehavetohelpher.不行一通灵师的好处不是正在显现吗？No.-Comeon,havingapsychicispayingoff阴暗、非自然这正是我们在行的Dark,unnatural.It'srightupourstreet事发地在美国我们不能因为一张传♥单♥就漂洋过海ThisisintheStates.We'renotcrossinganoceanbasedonaflyer.连客户都没有客户是谁？There'snoclient.Who'stheclient?失踪的女孩可以当我们的客户-活人客户？Themissinggirlcouldbeourclient.-Alivingclient?我们不接活人的案子Thatisnothowwework.我明白你很享受有一个活着的少女看着你Now,Iunderstandit'snicethatalivingteenagegirllookedatyou.小声点可这事发生得太快了Keepyourvoicedown.-.butit'shappeningtooquickly,我也决不允许她加入我们的侦探社andsheisabsolutelynotjoiningtheagency.我不是故意要惹麻烦可这个女孩还活着我们能帮到她mnottryingtomakewaves,butthisgirlisalive.Wecanhelpher.从超自然的威胁中救出一个女孩有什么坏处？Whatdoesithurttosaveonegirlfromasupernaturalthreat?拜托埃德温偶尔出城一趟不是很好吗？Oh,comeon,Edwin.Wouldn'titbegoodtogetoutoftownforabit?鉴J二死神最近来过我们办公室WhatwithDeathbeinginourofficesorecently.而且你也没法眼睁睁看着一个美国小女孩死去吧Besides,you'rereallygonnaletalittleAmericangirldie?（乘坐三趟航♥班♥和一趟渡轮之后）（杰弗逊县汤森港老区）坐渡轮真好玩Guys,thatferryridewasbrills.我从没坐过渡轮Neverriddenonebefore.走镜子容易多了瞬间就能抵达Easiertowalkthroughamirror.We'dhavebeenhereinasnap.有个人类拖着你们害得你们没法跳镜子Ugh,youcan'tmirror-hop'causeyou'restuckwithahuman,所以我们就只能坐船我懂你意思sowetookaboat.Igetit.瞧我们三个此刻都在享受着美好时光Andnowlook.Allthreeofusareherehavingabang-ongoodtime.很好但你要记得杳尔斯That'sallwellandgood,butjustremember,Charles,我们是"死亡男孩侦探社”it'stheDeadBoyDetectiveAgency.不是"两个死亡男孩与一个悲伤通灵师女孩侦探社”NottheTwoDeadBoysandOneSadPsychicGirlDetectiveAgency.这名称很垃圾Arubbishname.两个名称都很垃圾They'rebothbadnames.我会把这话记在“我亳不在乎的意见”日志里1IjotthatdowninmyjournalofopinionsIdonotgiveadamnabout.我选择无视你的评论因为我现在要去看我在网上找到的这个房♥间llignorethatcommentandgocheckoutthisroomIfoundontheInternet.（舌尾肉铺）请问Excuseme?你有客房♥出租吗？Youhavearoomtorent?她为什么要拿把剁肉刀过来？Whyisshebringingthecleaverover?埃德温她拿着把大剁肉刀Edwin,shehasabigcleaver.我现在很忙mbusyrightnow.你想租客房♥?Youwannarentit?你多大了？-22Howoldareyou?-Twenty-two.一点都不像Unlikely.抱歉我不得不问贝琪阿斯彭出事后大家都很紧张Sorrytoask.Everyone'salittleonedgeaftertheBeckyAspenthing,而且你还是陌生人andyou,reastranger.我看见寻人启事了很让人难过Yeah,I.Isawtheflyers.Sad.听我说Okay,listen.你的客房♥好像是全镇我唯一负担得起的You're,like,theonlyopenroomintownIcanmaybeafford.求你同意出租好吗？So,pleasesayyes?你带了租金吗？Youhavetherentonyou?来吧Comeon.去吧Well,goon,then.跟着她走Followher.租金按星期付Rentsweekly.楼上只有两间客房♥仁子是你唯一的邻居Justthetworooms,Niko'syouronlyneighbor.她喜欢独来独往Keepstoherself.你看起来人不错Youseemnice.不要毁坏什么东西Don'tvandalizeanything.那个女孩的房♥间里贴满了动漫和好多男人的照片Thatgirl'sroomiswallpaperedwithanimeandloadsofpicturesofguys.你们不该进去的我们是为了确定她不是杀人犯Youshouldn'tgointhere.-We'reensuringshe'snotakiller.我们生活的地方有一个带剁肉刀的房♥东Youthinkit'swisetohavealandlordwithameatcleaver和一个潜在杀人犯你认为这选择明智吗？andapotentialmurdererwherewe'reliving?没什么生不生活的你们又不是活人We'renotlivinganywhere.Becauseyou'renotliving.好了有一个失踪的女孩还等着我们去寻找Now,we'vegotamissingScouttofind.（调查）如果我能触摸他们是最好不过还是这样吧