Dead Boy Detectives《死亡男孩侦探社（2024）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

死亡男孩侦探社前情提要PreviouslyonDeadBoyDetectives.天啊Oh,myGod.仁子感染了一种超常寄生虫Nikoisinfectedwithaparanormalparasite.蒲公英小精灵DandelionSprites.足够强壮时-他们就会离开宿主Whenstrong.-Theyexitthebody.附身于我吧我是通灵师你们再也不会挨饿了Takemeinstead.mapsychicmedium.You'dnevergohungryagain.说真的里面闻起来像狗屎Forreal,itsmellslikedogshitinthere.他们是你的朋友吗？Aretheseyourfriends?等等你看得见他们？Wait,youcanseethem?瞧这两个小家伙不能就让他们住在我的房♥间里吗？1.ookattheselittleguys.Couldn'tweletthemliveinmyroom?是你的父母吗？-是啊我爸很粗暴Yourparents?-Yeah.Mydadwasrough.这到底是什么？Whatthehellisthis?会把你囚禁在本镇Itkeepsyouinthistown.我是一个讲道理的猫王mafairCatKing.数出汤森港有多少只猫然后手镯就会脱落CountallthecatsinPortTownsend,andthebraceletwillcomeoff.我们不能待在这里太危险rWecannotstay.Itisdangerous.失物招领处1.ost&FoundDepartment.我们绝不能让这两个孩子肆意妄为Wemustnotallowthesetwoboystorunamok.欺骗死神Cheatingdeath.附身一个女巫？Possessingawitch?我再也不会容许这种事发生Itwon'thappenagain.蒙提我亲爱的乌鸦精Monty,mysweetcrowfamiliar.谁见r这张脸会不信任你呢？Whowouldn'ttrustthatface.（潜在案件）（鬼魂们有很多问题）这可能是这个月第九个被冲上岸的了Thisis,like,theninthonethat'swasheduponshorethismonth.它们都是从哪里来的？1.ike,wherearetheyevencomingfrom?但别靠得太近否则邪恶海鸥会.Butdon'tgettooclose,ortheevilseagull,he'll.等一下Oh,wait,waitjustatick.邪恶海鸥？-对Anevilseagull?-Yeah.好的Right.天啊！Jesus!我脑袋痛得好像眼睛都要炸了！Thisheadachefeelslikemyeyesaregonnaripapart!我们不是死亡男孩医生WearenottheDeadBoyDoctors.我受到诅咒会一直纠缠这幅画mcursedtohauntthispainting.在我变得越发消瘦时他却越发年轻ItkeepsgettingyoungerwhileIwasteaway.常有人用低级魔法为肖像注人神秘力量1.owmagicisoftenusedtoimbueiconographywithmysticpower.用松节油擦画布擦掉图像诅咒就会解除Rubturpentineacrossthecanvas,erasetheimage.Endofcurse.再见Good-bye.（虚幻偏头痛尖叫秘书）妈呀Holyshit.谁能想到这个镇子竟成了受折磨的鬼魂的圣地Whoknewthistownwasameccafortroubledghosts.问题千奇百怪With,like,strangeproblems.每个地方的鬼魂都有这么多吗？Aretherethismanyghostseverywhere?人口过剩导致的Overpopulation.世界上不应该有这么多人Neversupposedtobesomanypeopleintheworld.冥界难以追踪每个人的去向TheAfterlifehastroublekeepingtrackofeveryone.因而产生了很多有遗留问题的鬼魂也给我们留下了更多需要破解的案子Thatleavesghostswithissues,andmorecasesforustocrack.是你说的都对Right.That'salltrue.但是你的案子依然是我们的最爱克里斯朵Butyourcaseisstillourfavorite.Crystal.又来了一位潜在客户Anotherpotentialclient.好了早安需要死亡男孩侦探社帮你什么？Right,then.Goodmorning.HowcantheDeadBoyDetectiveshelp?我叫苏珊苏珊凯斯勒MynameisSusan.SusanKessler.1994年我姐夫杀害了我姐姐和我两个姨甥女Mybrother-in-lawkilledmysisterandmytwoniecesin1994.想必你们都听说过德弗林家庭谋杀案所以我就不msureyou'veallheardabouttheDevIinfamilymurder,soIwon,t.其实我们才来这个镇了.不久Oh,actually,we'renewintown.这案子发生于30年前Oh,well,thiswas30yearsago.至今说起这件事我还是很难受Stillhardtotalkabout.我姐姐的丈夫发了疯杀了他的家人然后自杀了Mysister'shusbandsnapped,killedhisfamily,thenhimself.悲惨-什么变♥态♥会这样对待自己的家人？Awful.-Whatmonsterdoesthattohisownfamily?但这件谋杀案本身并没有超自然的神秘之处Butthere'snoinherentsupernaturalmysterytothemurder.要有礼貌Bedsidemanner.我们是破解超自然神秘案件的侦探Wearedetectiveswhosolvesupernaturalmysteries.你已经知道凶手是谁rYoualreadyknowwhothekilleris.有人Someone.她们遇害的房♥子里直到现在还有怪异情况Somethingisstillinsidethehousewheretheydied.你确定吗？Andyouknowthisforafact?她们死之后我继承了这栋房♥子但出了那样的事我从没进去过Iinheritedthehouseaftertheirdeaths,butcouldneverbringmyselftogoin.然后上周我死了之后我就想着最后一次进去看看Then,afterIdiedlastweek,Ijustwantedtovisitonelasttime.但当我靠近那房♥子时我能ButwhenIgotclose,Icould.我听见里面有尖叫声Iheardscreaminginside.好可怕Thatissoterrifying.那房♥子一里依然还有可怕的东西Somethinghorribleisstillinthathouse.我得明确知道我的家人已经得到安宁我才能安心离开IhavetomakesuremyfamilyisatpeacebeforeImoveon.我没有多少钱不过Idon'thavemuch,but.我们得擦亮眼睛Weneedtobediscerning.我们只接只有我们能解决的案子Itmustbeacaseonlywecansolve.我们只纠正超自然力量引起的错误Itmustrightasupernaturalwrong.邪恶海鸥被斩断的脚Evilseagull,severedfoot.或许我们也得考虑报酬问题Yeah.Maybeweshouldtakegettingpaidintoconsideration?我们中某人明天得交一周的房♥租Someofushaveweeklyrentdue.1.iterallytomorrow.要不就接家人被谋杀的苏珊的案子？WhataboutSusanandhermurderedfamily?她真的非常伤心Imean,she'sdevastated.那不就是我们想解决的不平之事吗？克里斯朵也能有钱交租That'stheinjusticewefight,innit?Crystalcangetherrentmoney,而Jl破解一个30年的小镇神秘案件也会给我们增光andclearingupa30-year-oldtownmysteryisafeatherinourcap.说得很有道理查尔斯Well-reasoned,Charles.我附议Agreed.我的头颅痛得要炸成两半了！It'ssplittingmyskullinhalf!我现在感觉好多了Actually,Ifeelmuchbetternow.死亡男孩侦探社虽然苏珊善解人意但她并没给我们多少有用的线索Now,whileSusanwasempathetic,shedidnotgiveusmuchtoworkwith.至少她的脑袋没有爆♥炸♥Atleastherheaddidn'texplode.如果我们想破解这件案子Ifwearetocrackthiscase,就得调查她的家人和房♥子的情况researchonthefamilyandhouseseemsnecessary.等等珍妮不是本地出生的吗？Wait,wasn'tJennybornhere?她肯定知道些关于那家人的情况Betsheknowssomethingaboutthefamily.很聪明我跟你去That'sbrills.1Icomewith.你当然会跟她一起去你俩总是一起Ofcourseyouwillgowithher.Alwaysrunningofftogether.不要这样谢谢0i.Noneofthat,thanks.我们并没有总是一起做着什么事We'renotalwaysdoinganything.我们干脆现在把话说清楚1.et'sjustgetthisoutthewaynow.没错要是我现在没被变♥态♥前恶魔男友跟踪Yes,ifIwasn'tbeingstalkedbymypsychoticdemonex,而查尔斯又是活人andCharleswasactually,youknow,alive,那么当然我会觉得把他加入我的猎物清单还不错then,hewouldmakeafunadditiontomybodycount.猎物清单？Bodycount?她的意思是做那事She'ssayingwe'dgetiton.嘿♥l咻♥滚床单Shag.Smash.顺便说句我同意Iagree,bytheway.再说一句这事其实现在也可行Notfornothing,butitisdoable.但克里斯朵显然正在经历很多事Um,butCrystal'sobviouslygoingthroughalotofStUff我又是专业人士所以我和她之间什么都不会发生andmaprofessional,so,yeah,nothing.Nothing'sgonnahappen.行了Fine.Fine.我要去图书馆做真正的调查llbegoingtothelibrarytoconductactualresearch,而不是借助第三方的猜测notthird-partyconjecture.或许我还能在路上多数一些猫PerhapsIcancountmorecatsalongtheway.走吧仁子我们做事去吧Comeon,Niko.Wehaveworktodo.我?我也去？Me?mgoing?好耶！Yes!镇图书馆是我第四喜欢去的公共建筑Thetownlibraryismyfourthfavoritepublicbuildingtovisit.你知道吗？有些事你可以想但不用说出来Youknowyoucanthinkthingswithoutsayingthem.埃德温显然吃醋了Edwin'sObviouslyjealous.看来暴风雨正在加剧1.ookslikethatstormispickingup.请待在室内注意安全Stayindoorsandstaysafe.现在请继续收听音乐Now,let'sgetbacktothemusic.是防碎膜吗？Shatterprooffilm,huh?是想威慑那些汉堡窃贼？Tryingtodeterallthehamburglars?是大风暴要来了It'sabigstormcomingthrough.如果今天你有出行计划要取消Ifyouhaveplans,cancelthem.新闻上说风暴会很猛烈They'resayingonthenewsit'sprettysevere.呃说个不那么恐怖的消息Well,inlessterrifyingnews.也可能一样恐怖.Ormaybethesamelevelofterrifying.棒极了你表现得很好Aces.You'redoinggreat.你知道德弗林谋杀案吗？DoyouknowtheDevlinmurders?你千万别告诉我是想用这案子做♥期♥播客什么的Pleasetellmeyou'renotdoingastupidpodcastorsomething.不是！No!No,uh.我只是听见有人谈这个案子是我在Ijustheardsomepeopletalkingaboutitinthe,um.天啊是我在-麦芽店？God,itwasthe.-Maltshop?.废芽店听来的听上去很不可思议.maltshop,anditsoundedcrazy.这案子发生时我的年纪很小Iwassuper-youngwhenithappened,所以我听来的都是小镇上的流言蜚语soallIheardwassmall-townrumormillgossip.如果我告诉你你能别再烦我了吗？IfItellyouaboutit,willyouleavemealone?好极了这是个超级悲哀的故事所以我需要边喝咖啡边讲Great.It'sasuper-fucked-upstory，SOmgonnaneedsomecoffee.（仁子的辛迪姨妈）别盯着我看Nostaring.不过是伪装而已It'sjustadisguise.埃德温你是不是本就是个女人？Edwin,areyoualwaysawoman?查尔斯是不是也是个女人？IsCharlesawomantoo?你能像土豆头先生一样变换眼睛和鼻子吗？CanyouchangeyoureyesandnoselikeMr.PotatoHead?你知道土豆头先生是谁吗？DoyouknowwhoMr.PotatoHeadis?是的不是不能知道Yes.No.No.Yes.别盯着我看了Stopit.好而Okay.为什么你今天要扮装？Whyareyouwearingittoday?以免你看起来像个自言自语的歇斯底里的人啊Sothatyoudonotlooklikeyou'rehystericalandtalkingtoyourself.你好像有些紧张Youseemrathertense.我懂了Igetit.是因为查尔斯和克里斯朵的事我能理解It'sbecauseofCharlesandCrystal.Igetthat.我不知道你在说什么Ihavenoideawhatyoumean.他俩在谈论跟对方性♥交♥的事时Youcouldfeelthesexualelectricity你能真切感受到他俩之间有性吸引whentheyweretalkingabouthavingsexwitheachother.Hmm.嘿！Hey!我们还没有把本地报纸数字化Wehaven'tdigitizedthelocalpapersyet,不过我把缩微胶片上所有关于德弗林家的报道都找来了butIpulledalltheDevlinfamilyarticlesonmicrofiche.我本以为约会就够难r原来结婚之后更恐怖Ithoughtdatingwashard.1.ookwhathappenswhenyougetmarried.老天Jeez.机器在那边Well,themachine,soverthere.需要帮助就喊我一声Justshoutifyouneedhelp.但是不要真的喊Butdon'tactuallyshout.这里是图书馆It,salibrary.需要帮助就来服务台找我llbehereatthedeskifyouneedme.谢谢你玛克辛Thanks,Maxine.我和我辛迪姨妈非常感激你的帮忙MyAuntCindyandIreallyappreciateyourhelp.是的谢谢Yes,thankyou.上世纪九卜年代人们还买♥♥得起房♥子的时候Okay,sotheDevlinslivedinthatoldtwo-storyonHaywood德弗林一家就住在海伍德路那栋老式两层楼里backinthe1990swhenpeoplecouldaffordhomes.他们是模范家庭Theywerethemodelfamily.但每家都有不可告人的秘密Buteveryonehasskeletonsintheircloset.（一家人在恐怖屋中被杀）一天晚上这家的爸爸突然变成变♥态♥杀人狂Andonenight,thedadwentfullpsychoslashermovie.在母女三人看电视时杀了她们混♥蛋♥HekilledthemomanddaughterswhiletheywerewatchingTV.Asshole.（凶杀案震撼汤森港）用的一把斧头Usedanaxe.她应该告诉我们他用的是斧头对吗？Sheshouldhavetoldusthatheusedanaxe,right?（令人疑惑的谋杀后自杀案）问她那个爸爸怎么突然就发疯了Askwhythedadwentmental.那个爸爸怎么突然脑子就不正常了呢？So,whydidthedadjustsnap?听说是因为他老婆搞外遇Iheardthewifehadanaffair.又或是镇上新开的”无线电小屋”店抢了他的电子商店的生意OrthenewRadioShackintownwastakingbusinessfromhiselectronicshop.甭管是什么原因都不重要Doesitreallymatter?我听说.Iheardthat,uh.有件事我说了你可能不信我听说那房♥子在闹鬼1knowit'sstupid,but1heardthatthehouseishaunted.所以那房♥子要被拆了是件好事It,sgoodthey'retearingthatplacedown.等等那房♥子要被拆了？Wait,they'retearingitdown?他大爷的搞什么鬼？Whattheactualfuck?我对我房♥客的言语冒犯跟你道歉她可能是喝醉了什么的msorryaboutmytenant.She'sprobablydrunkorsomething.如今的小孩儿啊Kidsthesedays.太不友善了Suchhostility跟他们青春甜美的脸庞太不匹配togowiththosesweet,youngfaces.稍等我去给你拿你订的货Justasec,I'llgrabyourorder.你知道的这里不可以抽烟Youknowthere,snosmoking.别吹对我身体不好No,it'sbadformyhealth.看见你俩看见你们还在镇上我真高兴mjustsohappytoseebothofyou,thatyou'restillhere.那个很拘谨的家伙在哪儿？Where,sthe,urn,uptightone?我很想叙叙旧-你想叙旧？Oh,dlovetocatchup.-Youwannacatchup?是想跟我们聊你脑海里那个住在海里的血腥女巨人？Aboutthegigantic,bloodywomanwholivesintheoceaninsideyourhead?当你为了获得永生Sometimesyoumakeadeal和一个叫莉莉丝的原始女神做交易时withaprimordialgoddessnamed1.ilith,forimmortality,偶尔and,youknow,是一定会出一些岔子的there'sboundtobesomeblood.而且她有时难以捉摸Andshecanbetricky.永生?永远不死？Immortality,like,liveforever?别跟好邻居继续闲聊了我们走吧Enoughgoodneighbors.1.et'sgo.跟你提个醒Justalittleadvice.本镇可不盛产好邻居Thistowndoesn'tactuallymakeforgoodneighbors.哎哟我这鬼魂的皮肤好痛Ouch,myghostskin.在为迎接暴风雨弄窗户呢？Gettingthewindowsreadyforthestorm.总有一天整个镇子都会被冲进大海Thiswholetownwillwashintotheoceanoneday.那样岂不妙哉？Wouldn'tthatbewonderful?别用好日子来威胁我Don'tthreatenmewithagoodtime.哎呀珍妮态度好差哦Oh,Jenny.Suchasourattitude.从来都是这副样子Don'teverchange.只有你的头发有变化Unlessit'syourhair.你知道这坨东西全都是脂肪吧？Youknowthistallowisjustfat.我要用它制♥作♥我的护肤秘方It,sasecretingredientinmyskincareregimen.正确的饮食搭配真的能让人青春永驻It'samazinghoweatingtherightcombinationofthings多令人称奇canreallykeeptheyearsatbay.好了从我们搜集的情况来看Right,so,fromwhatWegathered,这房♥子的空置时间似乎始于itseemsthehousehasbeenvacantsincethetimeofthe.非常抱歉Iamsosorry.上楼梯时都能摔倒我真是白♥痴♥!Whatkindofidiotfallsgoingupthestairs!我应该看到你的我不知道我是怎么没看见你和Ishould'veseenyou.Idon'tknowhowImissedyouand.嗨你这位戴小领结的可爰朋友Hi.Yourcutefriendwiththelittlebowtie.顺便说一句你的手镯很漂亮很有个性Nicebracelet,bytheway.It'squitethestatementpiece.等等Wait.你能看见埃德温？YoucanseeEdwin?能他是鬼对吧？Yeah.He,saghost,right?你怎么.-哦不好意思Howdidyou.-Right,sorry.我曾经因为一场严重车祸昏迷过短暂昏迷过Iwasinacoma,like,ashortcoma,fromaseriouslyviciouscaraccident.苏醒之后我就能看见鬼了But,um,yeah,whenIwokeupIcouldseeghosts.我和你一样Same.不过我不是车祸也没有昏迷Minusthecaraccidentpart,andthecomapart.我曾经差点被小精灵撕碎我的头发变白也是他们弄的Ihadthesespritesalmostripmeapart,turnmyhairwhite,现在他们住在我房♥间的罐子里了andnowtheyliveinajarinmyroom.原来如此哇Okay.Wow.对了我叫蒙提你肯定叫埃德温mMonty,bytheWay.So,uh,youmustbeEdwin.那你叫？仁子Andyouare?-Niko.很高兴认识你蒙提Nicetomeetyou,Monty.4849-那是在干什么？Forty-eight,forty-nine.Hmm?-What'sthat?数猫Countingcats.是占星学好酷Astrology.Socool.你这样还真有水瓶座的特点Yeah,wow.That,sveryAquariusofyou.你怎么知道的?你给埃德温猜猜Howdidyouknow?DoEdwinnext.我不相信人与人之间的互动是由星星决定的1donotbelievethathumaninteractionsaredictatedbystars.好吧你这想法太过主观Okay,that,sjudgmental.但你这种固执也很迷人Uh,butalsocharminglystubborn.你是摩羯座？Capricorn?2400年总结的模式不可能一无是处对吧？2,400yearsofpatternscan'tbeallwrong.Right?如果你们想的话改天我可以帮你们解读星盘Icouldgiveyouguysareadingifyouwant.不用-好啊No.-Yes.我们就住在舌尾肉铺楼上WeliveabovetheTongue&TailButcherShop.非要这样的话Ugh,allright,Isuppose.那行吧Ifyoumust.别想轻易靠近对吧？Hardtoget,huh?我尊重你的想法Irespectit.我得把这些书还回去了Ibettergetthesebooksinside.很高兴认识你们两位Itwasnicetomeetyouboth.我的天啊0h,myGod.他好喜欢你Heissointoyou.他是男生我也是男生就算他显出兴趣也是因为我是鬼He'saboy,maboy.Ifanything,hejustenjoysghosts.你应该知道男生之间也可以互相喜欢的吧？Youdoknowtwoboyscanlikelikeeachother,right?我有很多漫画都是讲这种事的Ihavealotofmangaaboutit.非常甜蜜也很露骨It'sreallysweetandexplicit.克里斯朵和杳尔斯在等着我们呢CrystalandCharlesarewaiting.哦关于那些照片Okay.So,aboutthosephotos.死去的女孩、斧头、很多血Deadgirls,axes,lotsofblood.我上周差点死掉所以我能不能-仁子Ialmostdiedlastweek,sodoyoumind.-Niko.我要维护我为人严格的声誉所以你别告诉任何人Donottellanyone,asIhaveastrictreputationtouphold,我对你的情况完全理解butIcompletelyunderstand.（批准）（别惹公♥证♥员）（被通缉的鬼魂）（通行证去往人间）地址信息全都不具体Nooneisspecific.具体是关键Specificityiskey.具体才能让程序走完Specificitykeepsthewheelsturning.我以为你理解这一点可你这个申请是怎么回事？Iwouldthinkthatyou'dunderstandthat,butthenhereyouarewiththisrequest.你想用G1215表格申请前往人间的通行许可YouwanttravelapprovaltogotoEarthwithaformG1215,可你给的地址太笼统butyouonlyhaveavaguelocation.笼统是具体之敌Vagueistheenemyofspecificity.这两个男孩现在不在他们本该在的地方Thesetwoboysarenotwherethey'resupposedtobe.失物招领处的职责Thefunctionofthe1.ost&FoundDepartment是确保每个死去的孩子都会去他们被指定的去处istoensurethateverydeadchildgoestotheirappointedplace.孩子们走路容易打滑很容易掉进裂缝里Childrenareslipperyandeasilyfallthroughthecracks.你肯定不想发生这种事对吧？Youwouldn'twantthat,now,wouldyou?是你没有提供正确的信息Yourfailuretoprovidethecorrectinformation怎么还成了我的错了呢？指责我太注重细节issomehowmyfaultforbeingtoodetail-oriented?真有你的That'srich.关于行星旅行的附录83C第8节第11段规定Section8,paragraph11,addendum83Conplanetarytravel如需进入人间逮捕违规鬼魂只可在鬼魂所在处statesthataccesstoEarthisgrantedwithinatwo-kilometerzone两公里范围内实施逮捕whenapprehendingoffendingghosts.（否决）或许我该跟我上级反映此事Perhapsmysuperiorshouldhearaboutthis.如果我告诉她你妨碍我执行公事她必定会很高兴msureshewouldabsolutelylovethatyouarekeepingmefrommyjob.祝你能预约到和她见面的机会Goodluckgettinganappointmenttoseeher.我们都很忙Wearealltoobusy.等着我处理的文件都堆成山了1.ookhowthingsarebackeduparoundhere.死人数量已经超过了我们能处理的速度There'smoredeadpeoplethanwecanprocess.下次给我一个确切的你想去的凡间地址Comebackwithapreciselocationonthemortalplane我就会批准你的申请andI'llgrantyourtravel.事情很简单具体一点Simple,specific,才能高效andefficient.那房♥子要被拆了吗？Sothehouseisbeingdemolished?珍妮说的其他情况都跟我们在图书馆查到的相符Jenny'saccountofthecrimematchesourlibraryfindings.要不是埃丝特芬奇出现我们能打听到更多情况的WewouldhavegotmorebutEstherFinchshowedup.那个女巫?她是来找我们的吗？Thewitch?Wasshelookingforus?不是她说她长生不死意思就是她有足够的时间报复我们No.Shesaidshe'simmortal,soplentyoftimetogetrevenge.法术强大就够难对付了结果她还是不死之身Beingpowerfulwasn'tenough.She'simmortaltoo.我就说他的反应会很大吧可这里是个小镇不是吗？Toldyouhe'doverreact.1.ook,it,sasmalltown,innit?她不一定是在跟踪我们Doesn'tmeanshe,sstalkingus.被她知道我们依然在汤森港可不是什么好事It'snotgoodsheknowswe'restillinPortTownsend.我们还是先专注解决眼前闹鬼的房♥子的事吧1.et'sjustfocusonthehauntedhouseinfrontofus.苏珊已经死了我们不能浪费时间They'renotwastinganytimenowthatSusan'sdead.（拆除公告）明天上午这房♥子就要被拆了It'sbeingtorndowntomorrow.我们只剩一个晚上的