Dead Boy Detectives《死亡男孩侦探社（2024）》第一季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

死亡男孩侦探社前情提要PreviouslyonDeadBoyDetectives.如果做细致的笔记通常能帮助自己看清问题Keepmeticulousnotes.Youcanpuzzleyourwayoutofajam.我想让戴维再也无法进入我的脑海IwannakeepDavidoutofmyhead.我的灵力好像消失了Ithinkmypowersaregone.跟人联结这件事在我活着时对我来说就是够难的事情HumanconnectionswerenevereasyformewhenIwasalive.目前有一种心动的感觉Therearethesefeelings.我对你也有心动的感觉Ihavefeelingsforyoutoo.我说的不是你Iwasn'ttalkingaboutyou.他是在引诱你进入陷阱！He,sluringyouintoatrap!你是只乌鸦！You'reacrow!能不能请你们永远被吞噬掉.Ifyoucouldjustgoaheadandgetconsumedforever.我们家族的女性很罕见Thewomeninourfamilyarerare.我们都能汲取一种共同的力量Wecantapintoasharedstrength.我能重获我的灵力吗？CanIgetmypowersback?我们一起去经过深思熟虑为我们安排的冥界去处吧1.et'sallgototheafterlifesothoughtfullyappointedtous.埃德温不属r地狱他是因为程序差错才去的地狱Hedoesn,tbelonginHell.Hewasthereonatechnicality.好好吓唬吓唬这小傻子Givethislittleprataproperscare.我被搞不清状况的同学当成了祭品Iwassacrificedbyclassmateswhodidn'tknowwhattheyweredoing.你说是程序差错？Atechnicality,yousay?查尔斯！Charles!埃德温！Edwin!我要拧断那只时髦小猫的脖子mgonnawringthatchiclittlekitty,sgoddamnneck.（殴打死猫）你跟你那古板的鬼魂小男友的事没成啊So,thingsdidn'tworkoutwithyourlittlestuffyghostboyfriend.你找我&hearts汗♥什么埃丝特？Whatdoyouwant?我这会儿忙着无所事事呢mterrificallybusywithmyennui.好痛Ouch.是我惹你不高兴了吗？还是说你在玩窒息性癖？DidIupsetyou,oristhisasexychoking?那两个死亡男孩搅黄了我的蛇的吃食对我不敬Thosedeadboysthrewoffmysnake'sfeeding,disrespectedme,还逃过了我的复仇计划andtheyescapedmyrevengeplans,害我做的一切都白费randallofitwasfornothing.天啊Oh,God.天啊很多人还说猫咪懦弱Oh,myGod.Theysaythatmapussy.你真是烦人Youaresoannoying.”我要保持年轻我想变漂亮”"Ineedtobeyoung.Iwannabepretty."”我总是想报复所有人”"Iwantrevengeoneveryoneallthetime."那你来我这儿干吗？Whythefuckareyouhere?因为我知道是你泄了蒙提的密你这可恶的告密者BecauseIknowyoublewupMonty'sspoyoulittlefuckingsnitch.天啊-我本来差点就能给他们惊喜的Oh,God.-1almosthadtheelementofsurprise.蒙提！Monty,Monty,Monty!你的小乌鸦对别人动了心你却怪我Yourlittlecrowboycaughtfeelings,andyoublameme.我就是怪你小可爱Oh,youbetIdo,babycakes.你以为那些蘑菇就能打倒那些鬼魂？Youthoughtthatmushroomscouldtakedownthoseghosts.你好天真Thatissocute.埃德温经历过的痛苦是你我无法想象的EdwinhasbeenthroughmorepainthanyouorIcouldeverimagine.他经历过什么痛苦？Whatdoyoumean"morepain"?他从地狱逃出来过HesurvivedHell.等他再次从地狱逃出来我会等着他的AndwhenheescapesHellagain.I'llbewaitingforhim.天啊我这人真是浪漫得无可救药我恨God,Iamsucharomantic,Ihateit.这条消息很有价值Thatissuchaninterestinglittlegem.我刚刚又想出了一个新计划1thinkIjustcameupwithanewplan.关我什么事？我不想听了再见Idon'tgiveafuck,okay?Endofaudience.Buh-bye.我现在有一肚子的怒火发泄在你身上怎么样？HowaboutItakeoutmypent-upaggressiononyou?请知悉皱纹女士Newsflash,Wrinkles.我不是普通人魔法对我不起作用mnotacommonbeing.Magicdoesn'tworkonme.我知道的可是剥猫皮的方法Yeah,Weknow,but.thereismorethanoneway又不止一种-又不止一种toskinacat.-Skinacat.我讨厌这个段子我知道Ihatethatjoke.-1know.刚刚那是我的第三条命贱♥人♥我只有九条命Thatwasmythirdlife,youbitch.Ionlygetnine.你给我滚吧！Wouldyoufuckoff?你知道吗？又寸F大多数鬼魂Youknow,withmostghosts.天杀的！Fuck!如果你对他们施加痛苦他们就会魂飞晚散Ifyouinflictpainonthem,theyjustdisintegrate.这对我亳无用处Whichisuseless,really.但是一个受尽折磨能从地狱逃出来的鬼魂.Butatorturedghost,who'sescapedHell.你想象一下他能承受的痛苦Imean,imaginethesufferingthat.Thathecouldendure.这真是Andthatis.太吸引我了fascinating.他又没法让你保持年轻Hecan'tmakeyouyoung.没错但他能增强我的法力No,buthecangivemepower.使我足以对这个小镇施以它应受的惩罚Powerfulenoughtogivethistownwhatitreallydeserves.喂你给我离他远点Hey,keepyourpawsoffofhim.做只乖猫咪别挡我的路Dobeagoodkittyandstayoutofmyway,hmm?不然我只好再杀你一次Or1Ihavetokillyouagain.然后又杀一次Andagain.Mmm.然后又杀一次Andagain.（基于尼尔盖曼和马特瓦格纳为DC创作的角色改编）死亡男孩侦探社那是什么东西？Whatthehellwasthat?来自地狱的恶魔AdemonfromHell.应该是一个地狱中间层的恶魔dsayfromoneofthemiddlelevels.可怕Oh,horror.你说了会把我们的问题查清楚的你说暂时还不会把他送回去的No,yousaidyou'dsortusout,thatyouwouldn'tsendhimbackyet.我的天啊你还活着？HolyshitYou'restillalive?这是旧新闻了亲爱的跟上时事吧Oldnews,dear.Dokeepup.说什么呢？这是旧新闻是吗？1.eaveitout!Oldnews,isit?那新新闻就是她跟我们扯了一大堆话Thenthenewnewsisshefedusaloadoftosh说会给我们一个机会解决冥界的问题aboutgivingusachanceintheafterlife,却又召唤来某个东西把埃德温拖回了地狱andsummonedsomethingtosendEdwinbacktoHell.埃德温去了地狱？Edwin'sinHell?刚才发生的事跟我完全无关1.ook,Ihadnothingtodowithwhatjusthappenedhere.肯定是我信里的某些东西惊动了恶魔Somethinginmylettermust,vealertedthedemon.也许它早就在找他了Perhapsitwasalreadylookingforhim.如果你认为埃德温去地狱是因为出了差错Ifyouthinkthere'sanypossibilityEdwinbeinginHellisamistake,那你就得去捞他必须捞thenyouhavetogethim.1.ike,amust.程序上说是这样但这事不在我的管辖范围内Technically,yes.Butit'sverymuchoutofmyjurisdiction.你不是说你是跨次元的永生者吗？Yousaidyou'reaninfinitetrans-dimensionalbeing.你说过好几次-你详细解释过Mentioneditseveraltimes.-You'veclarifieditalot.行吧你们这些小野兽Allright,allright,youlittlebeasts.打开一扇通往地狱的门倒是容易可没人愿意去那里It'seasyenoughtoopenadoortoHell,butnoonewantstogothere.光想想我得申请的许可证数量我就头疼Thenumberofpermitsandapprovalsdhavetopushthrough.好那你开一扇门吧我去找他Right.Right,then.Thenopenupadoor,andllgogethim.之后要么我们被困在地狱至少你也知道我们在哪儿Thenwe'restuckinHell,andyouknowwhereweare,要么我把他救了回来然后我们由你处置or.OrIbringhimback,andwe,reallyours.这是双赢It,sawin-win.等等多一个朋友陷在地狱可不是好主意那可是地狱Wait,losingmorefriendstoHellisnotthebestplan.It'sHell.谁会陷在那里？Who,sgettinglost?在地狱里你可别想摸清方向You'llneverbeabletonavigateHell.那儿可不只有路西法的烈火荒原It'smorethanjustthefierywastelandsof1.ucifer.烈火荒原只是最底下一层That'sonlytheverybottom.你只是个孩子你不了解的东西还有You'rejustaboy.Andthereareentireworlds.埃德温跟我讲过很多关于地狱的事情他还把大部分都写下来了Edwin'stoldmestoriesaboutHell.Andhe'swrittenmostofitdown.我知道方向怎么走因为他已经搞清楚了出来的路线I'llknowwheretogobecause,well,hefiguredouthowtogetout.我只要沿着反方向走就行llhavetoworkbackwards,won'tI?我跟你一起去Thenmcomingtoo.不行No,you'renot.这是什么鬼话？WhatkindOfbullshitisthat?有厄运女主人在我们必须统战线WegottahaveaunifiedfrontwithMistressofDoomoutthere.地狱不是活人待的地方没有谁能活着回来Hellisnoplacefortheliving.Andnothingcomesbackalive.我不能分心照顾你必须专心去Ican'tbeworriedaboutyouwhenIneedtofocus.天哪你又没去过地狱别装专家了)esus.YouhaveneverbeentoHell.Stopactinglikeanexpert.当我被魔鬼附身时当我差点跳下悬崖时1.ook,whenIgotpossessed,whenInearlyranoffaCIi比当我把事情搞砸、失去灵力时你俩都帮助过我whenIscrewedupandlostmypowers,youbothhelpedme.现在我又找回了灵力并且比以前更强'AndnowIhavethemback,andthensome.你又不是没看见我对艾丝特和那个森林元素所做的1.ookwhatIdidtoEstherandthatForestElemental.不论埃德温怎么想他也是我的朋友God,Edwinismyfriendtoo,whetherhelikesitornot.我能帮上忙-要是你出了什么事怎么办？Icanhelp.-Whatifsomethinghappenstoyou?要是你出了什么事怎么办？Whatifsomethinghappenstoyou?克里斯朵.Crystal.不行No.我不能干坐着等Ican'tjustsitandwait.如果你不让我一起去我就自己想办法帮忙Ifyouwon'tletmego,llfindmyownwaytohelp.扯淡说得好像我帮不上忙似的Fuckingbullshit.1.ikeIcan'thelp.你就是学不会怎么安安静静的对吗？Thequietthingisnevergonnahappenwithyou,isit?珍妮我现在要去找我的恶魔前男友请他打开通往地狱的一扇门Hey,Jenny.mjustgonnagoandgetmydemonextoopenaportaltoHell.天啊这话太奇怪了God,that'sfuckinginsane.当我没说好了Um,justforgetthat.是一个施虐的前男友？是的Theexthatwasabusive?-Yeah.你要一个人过去？-是的Shouldyoubegoingalone?-Yes.这孩子咋想的？Fuckingkid.这些争吵毫无意义Allofthisbickeringispointless.谁都不可以去地狱NoonehereisgoingtoHell.埃德温而且如果我帮了忙No,Edwinis.-AndifIdidhelp,你们没理由会遵守诺言跟我一起去冥界there'snoreasonyou'llkeepyourwordandcometotheafterlifewithme.如果你不相信他会遵守约定那你就施展进入他脑海的魔法Ifyoudon'tbelievehe'llkeepthedeal,thendotheinside-his-headmagic.就是上次你在悬崖做过的事你说什么？It,swhatyoudidontheCIi比right?-Excuseme?他不会骗你的Hewouldn'tlietoyou.你不能直接进入他脑海来判断能不能相信他吗？Can'tyoujustlookinhismindandfindoutifyoucantrusthim?真是麻烦Oh,forgoodness*sake.后退！Backup!Backup!谁？Who,sthere?你想干什么？Whatdoyouwant?你能看见我？Youcanseeme?我想着也许这盏灯对你有用I.Ithoughtperhapsthislanternwouldhelp.如果那些男生过来了你可以直接把灯熄灭Youcansimplyextinguishitifanyofthoseboyscomeuphere.你看见他们了？看见了Yousawthem?-1did.我很久以前在这里上过学我们那时也有爱欺负人的同学Iwenttoschoolherealongtimeago.Wehadbulliestoo.你放心Restassured.我不会伤害你Ishan'thurtyou.谢了伙计Cheers,mate.我快冻僵了mfreezing.这辈子从没这么冷过Neverbeenthiscoldinmylife.那么做看着就是不对Justdidn,tseemright.就因为那孩子是巴基斯坦人就揍他1.ettingthatkidgetbeaton'causehe'sfromPakistan.我自己就有一半印度血统我和他又有什么不同？Imean,mhalfIndian.Whyam1sodifferent?说得有道理Thatisafairpoint.我活着的时候所有学生都来自同一个国家TheywerethesamecountrybackwhenIwasalive.对Right.等等什么？Wait,what?你没事吧？没事回答我的问题Areyouallright?-mfine.Justanswermyquestion.1913到1916年-胡说八道1913to1916.-Bullshit.你到底什么时候在这里上的学？Whendidyougotoschoolhereforreals?1913到1916年1913to1916.我已经死了查尔斯Iamdead,Charles.事实上鬼魂可以在任何空间随意移&hearts动♥Actually,youcanmovearoundanyspacehoweveryoulike.鬼魂不是摸不到东西只是感受不到Itisnotthatyoucannottouchthings,youjustcannotfeelthem.我有个很傻的想法.It,sstupid,but.我觉得我会想念接吻Ithinkdmisskissing.你想念接吻吗？Doyoumisskissing?我的天伙计Shutup,mate.太厉害了为什么不从地板里钻下去？Thatisbrills.Whydon'tyoufallthroughthefloor?鬼魂规矩有很多Therearemany,manyso-calledghostrules.我不想浪费时间跟你一一讲解Ishan,twasteyourtimewiththem.我不过就问了地板的事而已Onlyaskedaboutthefloor.我选择不那么做满意了吗？BecauseIchoosenottofallthroughthefloor.Happy?”卡莱尔先生问'你相信世上有鬼吗麦克斯？"'Doyoubelieveinghosts,Max?'inquiredMr.Carlyle."只有我成了鬼时才会信，卡拉多斯侦探果断地回答'"Onlyasghosts,repliedDetectiveCarradoswithdecision.'1当他们开始干涉商业事务使房♥地&hearts产♥贬值.”"Whentheybegintointerfereinbusinessmatters,depreciateproperty."”我就不再相信”".Iceasetobelieve."这次的故事不喜欢？Notenjoyingthisone?在我活着时盲探卡拉多斯才刚刚流行起来Carrados,theBlindDetectivewasjustbecomingquitepopularinmyday.你能看见我时我就知道一切都太晚了Whenyoucouldseeme,Iknewitwastoolate.但我无法ButIsimply.我不想吓着你Ididnotwanttoscareyou.我很高兴你什么都没说Well,mgladyoudidn'tsayanything.死了的感觉跟我想象的Doesn'tfeellikeIimagined.不一样Beingdead.感觉还行是吧？Feelsokay,doesn'tit?我真心希望我们能做更长时间的朋友Iwishwecould'vebeenfriendsforlonger.可是死神马上会来找你等她来了你就跟她走Deathwillcomeforyounow.Gowithherwhenshearrives.可我还没做好准备Well,mnotready,amI?我现在还不想去别的地方Idon'twannagosomewhereelseyet.我在这里跟你多待一会儿怎么样？WhatifIstayhereforabitwithyouinstead?那你以后就要一直躲着她了Thenyouwillalwaysberunningfromher.另外我不善于和别人相处Also,mnotgoodwithotherpeople.而且我刚从地狱逃出来才回来这所学校AndIjustcamebacktothisschoolafterescapingHell.所以说实话我很久没跟别人相处过rSomoutOfpracticeltobeperfectlyfrank.所以当蓝♥光♥出现时你就留下我离开Sowhenthebluelightcomes,youstayandIgo.可我非常善于和别人相处Well,maceswithotherpeople.我很高兴你从地狱逃出来了伙计mprettychuffedyougotoutofHell,mate.这事听着很不简单Thatsoundshard.你很厉害Nicejob.人不应纯粹基于自己当下的感受做决定Thatisnothowyoumakedecisions,basedonwhateveryoufeelinthemoment.我生前一直都这么生活的It'showIlivedmylife.死后跟生前好像也没什么不同Doesn'tseemallthatdifferentnow.看来你摆脱不了我了1.ookslikeyou'restuckwithme.你真的为了你的朋友放弃了Youreallygaveupapotentiallytranquileternity可能宁静的永生？foryourfriend?既然你已经看了我来问你那个人像是一个属于地狱的人吗？Afterseeingthat,letmeaskyou,isthatapersonwhobelongsinHell?这不是我能评判的It,snotformetojudge.我告诉你mtellingyou,埃德温是我认识的最好的人我不会见他待在地狱不管的EdwinisthebestpersonthatIknow,andIwon'tleavehiminHell.听你的语气好像也没有别的出入地狱的门Itdoesn'tsoundlikethere,sanotherdoor.既然如此我们就没法不经过你而从地狱出逃SoWecan'tsneakpastyouonourwayout.并且我们会信守承诺跟你一起去冥界AndWewillkeepourpromisetogowithyou.但是首先Butfirst,请你让我去找他letmegethim.我不可以做这种事Ishouldn't.万一你被困在那儿我帮不上忙Iwon'tbeabletohelpifyou'restuck.我又没有叫你帮忙Ineveraskedyouto,didI?你需要装备You'llneedprovisions.我下次回来时得填好多表格IamgoingtohavetofilloutsomanyformswhenIgetback.会有成堆文件需要填Amountainofpaperworkforme.仁子Niko.盯着她直到Keeptabsonher,till.好吗？当然Yeah?-Forsure.我要怎么盯着她？HowexactlydoIdothat?还是替你自己操心吧Worryaboutyourself.这扇门可不会永远敞开Thisdoorwaywillnotstayopenforever.你没事吧？Hey,youallright?我不是有意要吓你的I.Ididn'tmeantostartleyou.你是否见过一个英国少年.HaveyouseenaBritishteenageboy.你在跟我说话吗？知道我为什么在这里吗？Areyoutalkingtome?Doyouknowwhymhere?你知道吗？DoyouknowwhyI'mhere?不知道抱歉我不知道No.Uh,sorry.No,Idon,t.求你了别走回来Please.No,please,comeback.我为什么在这里？WhyamIhere?我为什么在这里？WhyamIhere?（地狱边境）（别按铃）（最好的纸杯蛋糕）（暴食色♥欲♥）（错误路线贪婪一切都太重）（回到娃娃屋不）（出口）（欢迎光临娃娃屋）埃德温？Edwin?西蒙Simon.你不是真实的你只是又一个骗局You'renotreal.You'reanothertrick.别撕了-不行Youhavetostopthat.-1can't.西蒙是我埃德温Simon,itisme,Edwin.你得保持安静求你了Ineedyoutobequiet,please.你一直都在这里吗？You'vebeenhereallthistime?一直是多久？Howlongis,'allthistime"?一个多世纪Overacentury.没事It'sallright.校长说我撕完书页就可以走了TheheadmastersaidIcanleaveonceIfinishtearingoutthepages.你能别弄出声响吗？-不行Canyoupleasebequiet?-No.等等Wait.这是对你的惩罚吗？什么？Isthisyourpunishment?-What?你把我献祭给了一个恶魔他又把我卖♥♥给另一个恶魔Yousacrificedmetoademon,whotradedmetoanotherdemon,那恶魔又把我卖♥♥给更恐怖的东西whotradedmetosomethingworse.这就是对你的惩罚永生永世被纸割！Thisisyourpunishment.Aneternityofpapercuts!我之前不懂1didn'tknow.那只是个恶作剧我只是想吓吓你Itwasaprank.Itwasjusttoscareyou.你做了那种事来这里是活该Itisrightthatyou'rehere,afterwhatyoudid.你想知道我每天在地狱一遍又一遍地经受了什么吗？DoyouwanttoknowwhatIwentthroughdownhereeveryday,overandoveragain?我的镜像Myreflection.什么东西？Whatthedevil?这是什么地方？Whatisthisplace?你是恶魔吗？Areyouademon?不是恶魔Notademon.你也是鬼？Thenanotherghost?是某种现象？Aphenomenonofsomekind?我没带我的本子1don'thavemybook,so.那间房♥里有很多书Alotofbooksinthatroom.那些不是我的书Butthey'renotmybooks.我是什么？Whatam1?答案是“无尽“埃德温佩恩TheanswersareEndless,EdwinPayne.这个姓氏不错Prettyname.“佩恩”"Payne."我1am.你为什么在这里？是你来了这里Whyareyouhere?-You'rehere.我无处不在meverywhere.你现在来了我的境域我在这里能看清一切You'reinmyrealmnow,whereIseeitall.你只能从进来的那扇门离开这里Butyouonlygettoleavethroughthedooryoucameinby.你看他1.ookathim.他撕那本破书的书页He'sbeentearingoutthepagesfromthatsillybook已经撕了将近四万个日日夜夜foralmost40,000daysandnights.每一秒Andeverysecond都伴着微小的、永远的疼痛isatiny,foreverache,鲜血'andblood,和痛苦andsuffering.是不是很美？Isn'titbeautiful?你都能品尝到其中的美Can'tyoujusttasteit?你是You're.我是绝望神mDespair.而你.Andyou.不属于这里donotbelonghere.回夺你命的人那儿去吧Gobacktoyourkiller.之前我看到了Iwaswatching.你心里升起了怒火Youweregettingangry.见他受折磨准备幸灾乐祸一番Abouttogloatoverhistorment.快去这么做吧Godothat.不我No,no,no.I.别担心Don'tworry.我们现在是朋友了We'refriendsnow.我不会幸灾乐祸的Iwouldnotgloat.那样不对Thatisnotright.哪天如果我有需要我会召唤你llcallifeverIneedyou.他当时不懂Hedidn'trealize.西蒙Simon.我不是来幸灾乐祸的我绝不会做那种事你知道的吧？Ididn'tcomeheretogloat.Iwouldnever.Youdoknowthat?还记得你以前戴的那顶蓝色帽子吗？Rememberthatbluecapyouusedtowear?我记得你把我的帽子抢走了Irememberyousnatchingitoffme.你戴着那顶帽子很帅气Youlookedverysmartinthatcap.但当我想告诉你时你却走开了ButwhenItriedtotellyou,youjustwalkedaway.你从不跟我说话Youneverspoketome.我好尴尬还以为我们Igotsoembarrassedthinkingthatwe.以为我们是同类人Wewerethesame.西蒙Simon.以前你在我旁边时.Iwasnervous.我很紧张aroundyou.我那时不知道.你认为我们这样的人Ididn'trealize.-Doyouthinkithastobetorture?是不是注定得受折磨？Beingthewayweare?听我说1.istentome.不不是这样的No,itdoesnot.还有我自己都难以相信的是我感到遗憾Andalthoughitisdifficultformetobelieve,Ifeelsorry.我很遗憾Iamsorry.为你我都感到遗憾Forbothofus.我也是SoamI.我也是SoamI.我现在要再次离开这里你该跟我一起走mgoingtogetoutofhereagain.Youshouldcomewithme.我对我所做的一切mtrulysorryforallofthis.真心抱歉那时我不懂ForwhatIdid.Ididn'tknow.我觉得这是我应受的惩罚IthinkthisiswhatIdeserve.西蒙如果你惩罚自己到处都会成为地狱Simon,ifyoupunishyourselfeverywherebecomesHell.校长会生气的Theheadmasterwillbeangry.西蒙Simon.跟我走吧Comewithme.祝你好运Bestofluck.你知不知道如果有人在月盈期间死亡Didyouknowthatifsomeonediesduringawaxingmoon.仁子是叫仁子吧？Niko,isit?我看得出你很紧张Icantellyou'renervous.虽然我知道活人在焦虑时AndwhilstIrecognizethatlivinghumans就会喜欢闲聊seemtoenjoychit-chatwhenthey'reanxious,但我不是活人Iamnotalivinghuman.我就