Dead Boy Detectives《死亡男孩侦探社（2024）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

死亡男孩侦探社前情提要PreviouslyonDeadBoyDetectives.我们是死亡男孩侦探社WearetheDeadBoyDetectiveAgency.他负责脑力活He'sthebrains.我负责体力活.mthebrawn.我们是鬼魂我们破解谜案We'reghosts,andwesolvemysteries.我想要你们帮助我的朋友克里斯朵Iwouldlikeyoutohelpmyfriend,Crystal.为什么我记不起来了？Whycan'tIremember?是被恶魔附身的短暂影响Temporarysideeffectofdemonicpossession.她不该待在这儿为什么她还在我们办公室？Sheshouldn,tevenbehere.Why,sshehere?当初办“尖叫娃娃案”时要有个通灵师协助会有多好ImagineifwehadapsychicforCaseoftheShriekingDoll.她还能帮助生者Shecanhelpoutwiththeliving.这个女孩还活着Thisgirsalive.我们得帮她Wehavetohelpher.偶尔出城一趟不是很好吗？Wouldn'titbegoodtogetoutoftown?请问Excuseme?你有客房♥出租吗？Youhavearoomtorent?你想租客房♥?Youwannarentit?你好Hello.嗨Hi.束缚咒我的招数之一Bindingspell.Oneofmytricks.听着我要找一个失踪的女孩Now,Ihaveamissinggirltofind.把女巫的情况告诉我Sotellmeaboutthiswitch.嗨Hi.我是埃丝特mEsther.贝琪在这里！Becky,sdownhere!你们三个可捅大篓了了Youthreehaveopenedarealbagofworms.大到你们无法想象Youhavenoidea.找到你们这两个淘气男孩了Foundyoutwonaughtyboys.是不是？Didn'tI?（华盛顿州汤森港）我要用那个邪恶女巫换办公室里的一张气垫床对吗？Somtradingthatevilwitchforanairmattressintheoffice,right?这主意不错克里斯朵Greatidea,Crystal.我们以后再讨论We'lldiscussit.喂猫咪0i,cat.你是来跟我们道别的？Youcometosaygood-bye?你们别想走You'renotgoinganywhere.你那花哨的朋友对一只猫施了魔法他得为此负责Yourfancypalusedmagiconacat.He'sgottaanswerforit.一个好侦探为了破案会采取一切必要的手段Agooddetectivedoeswhatheneedstoinordertosolveacase.快走开Now,move.猫王很生气我们要带你去见他TheCatKingispissed.We'retakingyoutohim.埃德温？Edwin?你到底做了什么伙计？Whatexactlydidyoudo,mate?（帝国太平洋罐头厂）行了Allright,then.这是外交问题让我来发言吧Thisisamatterofdiplomacy,soletmedothetalking.外交?不过是一群猫而已Diplomacy?It,sjustabunchofcats.它们不喜欢他对吧？Theydidn'tlikehim,didthey?怎么了?不过是一群猫而已嘛What'swrong?It'sjustabunchofcats.我们受邀来见猫王WewereinvitedtoseetheCatKing.嗨Hi.（猫王）所有猫都能那样吗？Canallcatsdothat?”所有猫都能那样吗?”"Canallcatsdothat?"当然不是Ofcoursenot.我是猫王maCatKing.我看得出来你不是行动的主脑Icantellyou'renotthebrainsoftheoperation.抱歉我已经感到无聊了Sorry,malreadybored.他们当中谁对你施了魔法？Whichoneofthemusedthemagiconyou?刚才敢对您说话的那个瘦子Thescrawnyonethatjusthadthenervetotalktoyou.我们是死亡男孩侦探正在破解一件悬案WearetheDeadBoyDetectives,we'resolvingamystery.我懒得管Oh,Idon,tcare.对我的猫施魔法就是绝对的过错Usingmagiconmycatsisatotalcarcrashonyourpart.我们We.得私下讨论一下shoulddiscussyouroffense.你的冒犯行为Privately.他哪儿也不会去He'snotgoinganywherewithyou.查尔斯过来Charles,comehere.也许对话是眼下最好的策略Perhapsaconversationisthebestplayhere.我和查尔斯一个看法我们不如直接揍它们趁机逃走IagreewithCharles.1.et'sjustkickcatsuntilwe'reout.你想和他一个下场？Wanttoenduplikehim?更何况猫的抓痕对鬼魂来说就像毒药Nottomention,catscratchesarelikepoisontoghosts.这里的猫好像全都了解这一点Therearetoomanycatsherewhoknowthat.我不喜欢他的眼神Idon'tlikethelookofhim.我完全能处理好这个情况IamperfectlycapableOfhandlingthis.哎呀So.已经开始在我背后说我坏话rTellingsecretsaboutmealready.你要胆敢耍花招我就要你好看Don'tyoudaretryanyfunnybusiness.那么.So.我该怎么惩罚你呢？Whatshouldyourpunishmentbe?杳尔斯去哪儿了？WheredidCharlesgo?查尔斯Charles.Ooh.你俩的友情是不是非同一般？Doyoutwohaveaspecialfriendship?你非要知道的话我们是最好的朋友Wearebestfriends,ifyoumustknow.好的Oh,WOw,okay.你不必急于辩解Okay.Youdon'thavetodoallthat.这里很安全Thisisasafespace.我的王国只追求欲望和欢愉Mykingdomisallaboutwantandpleasure.可你威胁要惩罚我You'rethreateningtopunishme.欲望和欢愉跟惩罚又不冲突Well,they,renotmutuallyexclusive.那个.Well.我们能不能把魔法皮带的事解决一下？CanWeclearupthismagicleashbusiness?我看不出一个小魔法有什么危害Idon'tseetheharminonelittlespell.你看不出？Oh,no?Youdon't?你真是好看得出奇Youaresooddlyhandsome.你令我着迷Youfascinateme.我被你迷住了Iamfascinatedbyyou.这到底是什么？Whatthebloodyhellisthis?这个？Oh,that?是对你的惩罚Well,it'syourpunishment.这是囚禁魔法It,sacagingspell.会把你Itkeepsyou囚禁在本镇inthistown.囚禁在我的.My.王国kingdom.你无法离开这里坐车、坐船、坐飞机、坐火车都不行Youcan'tleave.Notinacar,inaboat,inaplane,onatrain,也绝对无法靠镜子离开anddefinitely,definitelynotthroughamirror.你们这些小鬼魂太狡猾了Youlittleghostsaresotricky.不可接受Unacceptable.请你把它拿掉Kindlyremoveit.我们不能待在这里太危险了Wecannotstayhere.Itisdangerous.埃德温你刚才怎么说来着？Edwin.Whatwasityoujustsaidtome?”我看不出一个小魔法有什么危害”"Idon'tseetheharminonelittlespell."只要你能让我高兴它就会马上脱落1.ook,itcomesrightoffassoonasyoumakemehappy.怎样能让你高兴？Andwhatwouldmakeyouhappy?我相当肯定我们能想出办法来mfairlysurewecanfiguresomethingout.但我看得出这个办法冒犯了你守旧的道德情感ButIcanseethathasoffendedyourold-fashionedsensibilities.我是一个讲道理的猫王不会强人所难1.oOk,I'mafairandconsensualCatKing.所以我再给你一个办法Sollgiveyouanotheroption.数出汤森港有多少只猫然后手镯就会脱落CountallthecatsinPortTownsend,andthenthebraceletwillcomeoff.数出汤森港有多少只猫？CountallofthecatsinPortTownsend?埃德温！Edwin!你没事吧伙计?你去哪儿了？Areyouallright,mate?Wherehaveyoubeen?我只离开了几分钟而已Onlybeengoneafewmoments.不是你消失好几个小时了No,you'vebeengoneforliteralhours.你手腕上是什么东西？Um,whatisthatonyourwrist?（基于尼尔盖曼和马特瓦格纳为DC创作的角色改编）死亡男孩侦探社你觉得这样可以？-你已经试过撬锁了Youthinkthat'sgonnadoit?-Youtriedpickingthelock.我又没法靠镜子去办公室镜子旅行不可能你有别的办法？Can'tgothroughthemirrortotheoffice.Nomirrortravel.Othersuggestions?你可以去数猫以你最快的速度数Youcouldstartcountingcats.1.ike,countingthemasfastasyoucan.那个猫王不会这么容易就让我过关他诡计多端得很ThatCatKingwouldnotgivemesomethingthateasy.He'satrickster.没错他骗过了我小心翼翼的搭档任凭他给自己戴上了手镯Oh,right.Hetrickedmywarypartnerintoallowingthatbracelettohappen.你要跟我提错误决策是吗？Arewenowpointingoutpoordecisions?你附身了一个女巫Youpossessedawitch,害我们可能遭受冥界的报复exposingustoreprisalsfromtheafterlife.你明知附在活人身上会引起冥界的警觉Youknowpossessingthelivingsetsoffalarms.可现在不是什么都没发生吗？Andyetnothinghappened.你凡事都喜欢往最坏的结果想Youalwaysfixateontheworstoutcome.如果我们被抓到被送回地狱的人又不是你你的日子照旧Youwon'tgobacktoHellifwegetcaught.Youjustmoveon.我的冥界生活会是什么样我们都不知道0i,Wedon'tknowwhatmyafterlifelookslike.而且没有你我哪儿也不去Andalso,mnotgoinganywherewithoutyou.而且这手镯一日不除我们哪儿也不会去Andnoone'sgoinganywhereuntilthatthingisoff.猫胡子还跟你说了什么？WhatelsedidWhiskerssay?没什么Nothing.我说了过程太快了Itoldyou,itwasquick.虽然我给你这种大力士一般的劲道点赞Okay.Propsforthe,like,Herculean-Ieveleffort,但破坏我这里的东西对我们没好处butvandalizingmyshitisn'tgettingusanywhere.你喜欢这样不是吗？Oh,youlovethis,don'tyou?天啊又来了Oh,myGod.Herewego.我喜欢什么埃德温？WhichpartdoIlove,Edwin?Hmm?我是喜欢被女巫突袭还是喜欢被跟踪狂恶魔前任骚扰？Havingawitchafterme,orbeingharassedbymydemonstalkerex?不你说得对No,you'reright.我现在被困在一个陌生的小镇Ilovebeingstuckinastrangetown在这里找到我父母的可能性接近零我超喜欢这个处境whereIhavealiteral0%chanceoffindingmyparents.别敲了！Enoughwiththebanging!不论你要在这里搞什么约翰休斯电影里那样情绪化的事儿Whateverangsty,JohnHughes-Ievelbullshitthat'sgoingoninhere,我请你小声一点搞justdoitmorequietly.我在尽力保持耐心因为我有强烈的直觉mtryingtobepatientbecauseIhaveaprettystrongfeeling你无处可去youhavenowhereelsetogo.所以拜托你安静点So,chill.你会害我被赶出去的You'regonnagetmekickedout.你可以直接走啊Oryoucouldjustleave.我才是被邪恶手镯困住的人所以你要想搭渡轮离开请随意mtheonewiththeevilbracelet,sofeelfreetohoponthenextferry.不他不是这个意思Nah,hedidn'tmeanthat.不他就是这个意思-没错Oh,no,hedid.-Yes,Idid.我走了以免我说出一些伤人的话AndIamgonnaleavebeforeIsaysomethingmean.比如指出你太以自我为中心1.ikepointingoutthatyou'resoself-centered你的自负大到从外太空都看得见thatyourastronomicallyhugeegocanbeseenfromouterspace.别说-我没打算说呀Don'tsayit-1wasn'tgonna,wasI?收邮件啰！Mailcall!你别再突然出现在我们面前了但是Okay.Youneedtostopsneakinguponus,but.邮件Mail.你不必将侦探社的邮件送来这里Youdon'thavetobringthemailhere.我们不会在这里久留-你们在哪邮件就会送到哪We'renotstayinglong.-Mailgetsforwardedtowhereveryouare.振作点伙计过不了多久Chinup,mate.It'llonlytakeasecond我们的名声就会在汤森港传开的forourreputationtocatchonhereinPortTownsend.我们没必要在这个镇子上出名Wedonothavetocatchoninthistown.再说一次我们不会在这里久留Again,wearenotstaying.不全都是垃圾邮件Well,it'snotalljunkmail.瞧一家魔法铺我们去找行家看看那手镯吧1.ook,amagicshop.1.et'sgetthatbraceletlookedatbyaprofessional.（悲剧米克魔术与道具店）“我在尽力保持耐心因为我有强烈的直觉你无处可去”"mtryingtobepatientbecauseyoudon'thaveanywheretogo."我有可以去的地方1dohavesomewheretogo.我很可能有家我只是Andprobablyafamily.Ijust.我只是想不起来了Ijustdon'tremember.喔不好意思ShitSorry.不我.No,I,um.天啊这是怎么了？Oh,myGod.Holyshit!救命!珍妮！Uh,help!Help!Jenny!悲剧米克这家店真是太棒了Youknow,thisshopisreallyaces,TragicMick.是吧Ayup.对尸一只被困在陆地、样了像人的受诅咒的海象来说这里搞得是不错Notabadshowingforacursedwalruswho'strappedonlandlookinglikeaman.这个没法弄掉Andthat'snotcomingoff.你是一只被诅咒的海象？Right,you'reacursedwalrus.不错啊That'scool.你的货架上摆满了魔法玩意却没有一件能用？Shelvesfullofmagicaltrinketsandnotonewillwork?是的你被施的这种魔法只有施者能解除Ayup.Thatthere'soneofthemspellsthatcanonlybeundonebythecaster.好极了-哎运气不佳Great.-Well,noluckhere.这手镯还得继续戴着Sothatbraceletisstayingon.我们还是去数猫吧Solet'sstartcountingcats.你没事吧伙计？Um,youokay,mate?这真是一团糟Thisissuchamess.哪天等你发现自己的生活被夺走了你才会知道什么是糟Arealmessisonedayfindingoutthatyourlife'sbeentakenaway.我曾是一只强大的海象在大海里自♥由♥自在Iwasonceamightywalrus,freeintheocean,是海洋里骄傲的王aproudkingofthedeepblue.一切都要从某个夜晚说起Itallstartedonenight.我们有点赶时间Weareinabitofatimecrunch.不他的意思是说No,whathemeansis,um.肯定有什么办法能帮到我们Theremustbesomethingelsethatcanhelpus.你可以把这个拿去Youcantakethis.好的不错Okay.Cool.这是做什么的？Whatdoesitdo?用它做镇纸不错另外MakesagreatpaperweightPlus.（欢迎光临汤森港）它被施了魔法能发出海洋的声音it,senchantedtomakeoceansounds.真是见鬼Oh,forgoodness'sake.*AJ.-I射了Thanks.埃丝特Esther.我忘了你还在这里逛Forgotthatyouwerestill,uh,browsing.你实在是You'rejustso.太美了？Gorgeous?安静得可怕Terrifyinglyquiet.你了解我的Well,youknowme.我喜欢慢慢挑Iliketotakemytime.品味Savorthe.细节details.跟踪我的猎物Stalkmyprey.Did,um.我有没有听错Didmyearsdeceiveme,那两个男孩是不是说他们被困在我的镇里了？ordidthoseboyssaythatthey'restuckinmy,um.Inmytown?是差不多是这意思Ayup.Theysaidsomethinglikethat.好吧Well.我要买♥♥这个lltakethis.你打算用这个做什么？Whatdoyouplanondoingwiththat?我把它称之为.Uh,let,scallit.复仇入门套装arevengestarterkit.（杂货!）她可能是脱水了She'sprobablydehydrated.让她多喝水、多休息Makesureshegetsplentyoffluidsandrest.她不止是脱水你根本没在听It'smorethandehydration.You'renotlistening.之前她还流了鼻血、冒汗在此之前她Hernosewasbleeding,shewassweating,andbeforethat,shewas.我不知道她有没有看见反正我看见空气中有各种颜色Idon'tknowifshewasseeingit,butIwasseeingcolorsintheair.行Right.我得去开店了Ineedtoopentheshop.克里斯朵你能看着她吗？Crystal,canyoukeepaneyeonher?可以-好极了Yeah.-Great.有什么情况可以给我打电♥话♥Youcancallmeifanythingchanges.刚才是不是很尴尬？Thatwasratherembarrassingforyou.（简单的解读）好了我们来看看她脑子里到底在想什么Allright.1.et'sseewhat,sreallygoingoninthathead.查尔斯情况不对劲Charles,something'swrong.克里斯朵？Crystal?够了!That'senough!克里斯朵！Crystal!她没事吧？Issheallright?我没事mokay.mokay.我只能看见各种颜色和光AllIsawwas.Wascolorsand.Andlight.甭管是什么我从没见过这种东西Whateveritis,veneverseenanythinglikeit你刚才把我吓到了Youhadmescaredthereforaminute.这是她醒来后你要问她的问题清单Here'sthelistofquestionstoaskherwhenshewakes.所以你会帮她？You'llhelpher?这是一个几乎完美的Thisisanalmostperfectexample灵异案例只有我们才能破解ofasupernaturalmysterythatcanonlybesolvedbyus.那个活人医生显然完全没用Clearly,thatlivingdoctorprovedentirelyuseless.别这么说西医有局限又不是他的错Comeon,it,snothisfaultWesternmedicineissolimited,isit?查尔斯别太友善了Charles,stopbeingsonice.克里斯朵陪着仁子我们马上回来Crystal,staywithNiko.Backshortly.为什么我就得当保姆？Uh,whydoIhavetobabysit?当侦探不是光靠侵入他人内心Beingadetectiveisnotallinvadingpeople'sminds,以及解读物品就能找到答案readingobjects,andta-da,there'syouranswer.有时我们得做实际的侦探工作Sometimes,actualdetectiveworkisrequired.我们需要使用放在伦敦的参考书Weneedourreferencebooksfrom1.ondon.只不过有一个问题伙计Justoneproblemthere,mate.是这本吗？不是Isitthisone?-No.不是再说一次是一本很大的蓝色医书No.Onceagain,itisalarge,bluemedicalvolume.你觉得这是蓝色？Doesthatlookbluetoyou?我看不出你指的是哪本啊Can,tseewhereyou'repointingto,canI?哪怕我被拴在大洋彼岸的一个小镇上我也在竭尽全力Andmchainedtoatownacrossanocean,butmdoingmylevelbest.那本书应该在柜子的左下方Now,itshouldbedownandtotheleft.是你的左边还是我的左边？Isthatyourleftormyleft?我们的左边是同一边！Wehavethesameleft!（螺旋学院）（佐佐木仁子）佐佐木仁子NikoSasaki.嗨Uh,hi.我是克里斯朵mCrystal.我住在走廊对面我们之前见过Iliveacrossthehall.Weactuallymetonce.你记得发生什么事了吗？Doyourememberwhathappened?你在我的房♥间里You'reinmyroom.而且你还盯着我看Andyou'restaringatme.等等我有几个问题想问问你Uh,wait.IjusthaveacoupleOfquestionsforyou.你的全名叫什么？Yourfulllegalname?不用了谢谢No,thankyou.好吧Okay,uh.你有晕厥史吗?有Doyouhaveahistoryoffainting?Yes.你家中的女性是否有歇斯底里的倾向？Arethewomenofyourfamilypronetohysteria?什么烂问题埃德温Oh,comeon,Edwin.你得休息You'resupposedtorest如果我让你担心了我很抱歉完全的陌生人msorryifImadeyouworried,completestranger,不过通常洗个热水澡之后我就会舒服些butIusuallyfeelbetterafterahotshower.所以这种事以前发生过？Sothishashappenedbefore?发生频率是什么.Towhatleveloffrequency.（血与骨医典）找不到任何疾病与仁子的症状相符There'snothingthatmatchesanyofNiko'ssymptoms这本和那些书里都没有inhere,orinthose.再检杳一遍而且动作快点Checkagain.Andmovequickly,please.死神最近来过很可能会再来Remember,Deathhasbeenhereandcouldverywellcomeback.181页肯定有什么内容被你遗漏了Youmust'vemissedsomethingonpage181.不我查过181和325页No,no,no.Icheckedpage181and325.我完全理解不了这些有钱的老家伙写的是什么玩意Ican'tmakeheadsortailsofwhatevertheseoldtoffsareonabout.有一半内容像是古阿♥拉♥姆语1.ookslikehalfoftheseareinancientAramaic.只要稍加研究就完全看得懂要是我能Theyareperfectlyunderstandablewithabitofstudy.IfIcouldjust.你会把胳膊扯断的快停下！You'llripyourarmcleanoff.Stopthatnow!我没你聪明但我是来帮忙的mnotasquickasyou,butIamheretohelp.说真的埃德温你就不能告诉我猫王到底做了什么吗？Honestly,Edwin,can'tyoutellmewhatreallyhappenedwiththeCatKing?我已经全都告诉你了Ihavetoldyouthelotofit.他很无礼俗不可耐Hewasuncivil,garish,当他凑近我耳边说话时我没来得及防范andIwastakenoffguardwhenhespokeinmyear.什么?他在你耳边说悄悄话？What?Hewhisperedinyourear?我被你迷住了Iamfascinatedbyyou.这事不重要Thatisnotimportant.讨论这个是浪费时间请专心处理眼下这个案子Thisisawasteoftime.Pleasefocusonthecaseathand.行Right.好吧Fine,then.不如这样Howaboutthis?深吸一口气Takeadeepbreath.开动你的聪明脑袋Andputyourbigbraintowork,因为答案一定就在你的脑袋某处'causetheanswer,sgottabeintheresomewhere.在我的脑袋里Insidemybigbrain.查尔斯你真是天才Charles,you,reagenius.我需要另一本书Ineedanotherbook.（超常寄生虫）这本看起来还不错Thisonedoesn'tlookallthatbad.我都要吐了Ithinkmgonnabesick.查尔斯你是鬼魂鬼魂是不会吐的Charles,you,reaghost.Youcannotgetsick.查是哪种超常寄生虫偷偷进了仁子的身体Now,whichoneofthesesneakyparanormalparasiticsfounditswayinsideNiko?看你能否找到相应的症状Seeifyoucanfindacorrespondingsymptom.好的Okay."皮肤自动蜕皮”?"Spontaneousmoltingoftheskin"?不是渴望温暖的血液”？No.-"Thirstforwarmblood"?不是-"发痒”？No.-"Itching"?不是”彩色分泌物”？No.-"Colorfulsecretions?"停这是哪个？Stop.Thatone.Whichoneisthat?”蒲公英小精灵”"Dandelionsprites."听起来比较无害对吧？Theysoundharmlessenough,don'tthey?（彩色分泌物）（宿主变虚弱）（临近爆发）听我说仁子1.isten,Niko.我知道我们并不怎么了解对方IknowWedon'treallyknoweachother.我经历了一些.vebeengoingthroughsome.当你无法向任何人倾诉时那感觉糟透了Itsuckswhenyoufeellikeyoucan'ttalktoanyoneaboutit.即便有人在你旁边你依然觉得孤独1.ike,evenwhenyou'rearoundpeople,youstillfeelalone.我不知道我的家人是谁Idon'tknowmyfamily,我正试图找到他们但是我andmtryingtotrackthemdown,butI.我都不知道从何入手Ijustdon'tknowwheretostart.愚蠢的是我真的很需要父母给我点建议Andwhat'sstupidisthatIcouldreallyusesomeparentaladvice.Right?就是说.1.ike.我希望我的父母能帮我寻找我的父母Iwantmyparentstohelpmefindmyparents.我爸去世时我就是这种感觉That'showitfeltwhenmydaddied.他总是知道该跟我说什么Healwaysknewwhattosay.他总是穿着有趣的袜子Andhealwaysworefunsocks.葬礼结束后第二天我母亲就把我送回了寄宿学校Mymothersentmebacktoboardingschoolthedayafterthefuneral,让我远离悲伤farawayfromthesadness.但悲伤也跟着来了Butthesadnesscametoo.那些信就是她寄的？Isthatwhothelettersarefrom?你妈寄给你的？Yourmom?她还在日本？-是She'sstillinJapan?-Yeah.我还没拆开过那些信Ihaven'topenedthem.她很想听到我告诉她我已经不伤心了Shejustwantstoh