Dead Boy Detectives《死亡男孩侦探社（2024）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

死亡男孩侦探社前情提要埃德温去了地狱？PreviouslyonDeadBoyDetectives.-Edwin,sinHell?你开一扇门我把他救回来然后我们由你处置Openupadoor,Ibringhimback,andwe,reallyours.我跟你一起去-不行mcomingtoo.-You'renot.给我离开珍妮的身体让我进入地狱1.eaveJenny'sbodyandletmeintoHell.我办不到蠢货Ican't,youstupidbitch.既然你不能帮我去地狱把我的记忆还给我Youcan'thelpmegettoHell,nomoreholdingmymemories.等你看了里面的东西你以为你会高兴？Youthinkyou'regonnalikewhatyoufindinthose?埃德温经历过的痛苫是你我无法想象的Edwinhasbeenthroughmorepainthanyoucouldeverimagine.我刚刚又想出了一个新计划Ijustcameupwithanewplan.喂你给我离他远点-别挡我的路Hey,keepyourpawsoffofhim.-Stayoutofmyway.我已经放弃了之前的复仇I'vemovedonfromtheoldrevenge.我要把那个被地狱折磨过的男孩mgonnatakethetortured-through-Hellone,放到这个装置上受刑他的痛苦会给我带来新的魔力puthimonthisdevice,andhisanguishwillgivemenewpower.我要利用这股魔力随时随地偷孩子Andmgonnatakethatpower,stealchildrenwhenever1want查尔斯我爱你不止是朋友那种爱Charles.Iloveyou.Asmorethanafriend.我无法跟你说我对你也有你对我的那种爱Ican'tsayminlovewithyouback,但除你之外没有任何人是我愿意为之进地狱的butthere'snooneelseIwouldgotoHellfor.现在去失物招领处吧Now,offtothe1.ost&Foundforprocessing.不好意思你把他俩带走之前得再提交一次那个表格Excuseme.Youneedtofilethatformbeforeyoucanremovethem.别太过分了Don'tgofar.仁子你好厉害Niko,thatwasamazing.我拿到了最初就想拿到的东西我的记忆Here,swhatit'sallbeenabout.Mymemories.克里斯朵我不明白你为什么要这么刻薄？Crystal,Idon'tunderstand.Whyareyoubeingsogoddamnmean?信不信随便Believemeordon't,反正我知道他对你不忠跟谁都搞过butIknowhe'sbeencheatingonyouwith,like,everyone.这种事我看错过吗？你以为告诉你这件事我就开心吗？AmIeverwrongaboutthisshit?YouthinkIgetakickoutoftellingyou?不好意思女士Excuseme,miss.你不能不付钱就走Youcan'tjuststrolloutofherewithoutpaying.你在说什么呢？-你包里的东西Whatareyoueventalkingabout?-Thatstuffinyourbag.什么东西？我包里没东西Whatstuff?Idon'thaveanystuff.你包里没东西Youdon'thaveanystuff.对但你肯定会连做几个星期的噩梦No.ButIbetyou'regonnahavecripplingnightmares梦见吓人的蛇和吃人肉的蜘蛛aboutsnakesandflesh-eatingspidersforweeks.叫大家10点前到带点莫莉来Justtelleveryonetogethereby10:00.Bringsomemolly.我父母什么都不会说的他们甚至Myparentswon'tsayshit.Theydon'teven.我的老天你们吓到我了！JesusChrist,youguysscaredme!你是不是吞了那些珠子？Areyouswallowingthemarbles?无论你做什么只要能找回你的记忆我们都会支持你1.ook,whateveryouhavetodotogetyourmemoriesbackisgoodbyus.显然恢复你的记忆是重中之重Obviously,recoveringyourmemoryisthetoppriority.吞珠子有效果吗？Um,isit,uh,working?我只吞了一颗Ionlyhadone.天哪脸上和肚子里就跟挨了拳头似的God,it'slikebeingpunchedinthefaceandthestomach.你看起来有点累Hey,you.Youlookabitknackered.你们还记不记得我们刚认识时Rememberwhenwemet,and.我.And,um.我说过我感觉别人不太喜欢我？IsaidIhadthefeelingpeopledidn'tlikemeverymuch?我好像开始明白为什么了1think.Ithinkmaybemstartingtoseewhy.但不是Butnot,like,I.才吞-颗而已Itwasjustonemarble.肯定也有好的珠子吧Andthere'sboundtobegoodonestoo.那你有没有发现什么有用的信息？Butdidyoulearnanythinguseful?没必要时刻想着公事吧Wedon'tneedtobeallbusinessallofthetime,dowe?我确实想起了一些事No,I.Ididremembersomething.我的全名是克里斯朵帕里斯姓冯-霍夫克MyfullnameisCrystalPalaceSurname-VonHoverkraft什么？Sorry.等等Justatick.你是说你的姓是冯霍夫克？YoursurnameisVonHoverkraft.“姓”是我全名的一部分No,"Surname"ispartofit克里斯朵帕里斯姓冯-霍夫克Okay,CrystalPalaceSurname-VonHoverkraft,like.带个连字符的1.ike,hyphenated.好的Right.这名字真长Well,that,salongname.怪我父母去吧Yeah,well,blamemyparents.天啊！Holyshit!我父母Myparents.我记起了他们的一些信息比如电♥话♥号♥码IrememberedsomeStuffaboutthem,liketheirphonenumber.我可以给他们打电♥话♥Icouldcallthem.我就一个普通人你为什么要这么做？mnobody.Whyareyoudoingthis?安静一点Youhushnow.你不是普通人别小看自己You'renotanobody.Youdon'tsellyourselfshort.你是一个灵魂是鬼魂这很了不起懂吗？You'reasoul.You'reaghostThat'sbigtime.Yeah?我要来看看能从你的痛苦中So,we'rejustgonnaseehowmuchjuicewecansqueeze榨出多少魔液来outofyourpainandsuffering.别担心你只是我拿来练手的好吗？Don'tworry,you'rejustpractice.Okay?不用担心自己表现不佳Sothere,snopressuretoperform.蒙提Monty.这办法管用Itworks.这种魔力非常美味Thispowerisde.Delicious.想象一下我能对全镇的人实行的控制ImaginewhatIcoulddotothisentiretown.我再也不用躲躲藏藏、偷偷摸摸了There'sgonnabenomorehiding,nomoresneakingaround.镇上的人会主动把孩子送到我家门口They'llbe.They'llbe.They'llbeleavingtheirchildrenatmydoorstep.是我看见了这魔力不能持续蒙提Yes.Icanseeitdidn'tlasMonty.废话Duh.所以我们才需要用到你的小情人对吧？That'swhyweneedyourlittlevalentine,right?因为他了解真正的地狱之苦BecauseheknowsrealsufferingfromHell.那可是真正的痛苦That'srealpain.而且亲爱的我能让他永远尖叫下去And,darling,Icankeephimscreamingforever.妈咪现在要出门办点事1.isten,Mommy'sgonnarunsomeerrands.好了Okay.天啊你真爱管闲事好吧God,you'renosy.Fine.我要给马自达加油mgonnagasuptheMiata,要冲进一家肉铺抢走一对鬼魂stormabutchershop,snatchapairofghosts.可以吗？吻你Isthatokaywithyou?Kisses.（伦敦姓冯霍夫克的一家）有点疯狂但我不.alittlecrazy,butIdon't.喂？Hello?妈妈？天啊妈妈是你.Mom?Oh,myGod.Mom,isthat.克里斯朵我这会儿不方便接电♥话♥Crystal,thisisreallyabadtime.好吧Okay.Uh.我没事我这几周的经历有点奇怪Andmokay.Uh,it'sbeenaweirdfewweeks.他们不可以封锁街道这是在浪费我们的时间Theycan'tblockoffthestreets.They'rewastingourgoddamntime.塞斯去跟他讲-妈妈抱歉Seth,gotellhim.-Mom.Sorry.是我It'sme.我知道亲爱的别把我当成弱智一样跟我说话Iknow,honey.Don'tspeaktomelikemsubmental.来跟你♥爸♥爸说吧Here,talktoyourdad.你接吧Couldyou?克里斯朵嗨直接说吧这次又是哪张信♥用♥卡♥不能用？Uh,Crystal.Hi.Justtelluswhatcreditcardhasbeendeclinedthistime.信♥用♥k♥?你在说什么？Creditcard?Whatareyoutalkingabout?我们正忙着组装艺术装置Oh,we'reverybusyheregettingtheartinstallationtogether,有很多活动部件要弄andthere'slotsofmovingparts.爸爸我失踪好几周了你们Dad.vebeenmissingforweeks.You.你们不知道吗？Youdidn'tknowthat?失踪？什么？Missing?What?不亲爱的你总是喜欢小题大做No,honey,you'realwayssodramatic.但我现在没时间说这事Uh,butIdon'thavetimeforthisrightnow因为那个聚光灯得打在那儿！becausethatspotlightneedstobefocusedthere!（艺术是盗窃希腊古代）这是艺术我的老天爷!哈喽!谁能帮我拿一下手♥机♥?Thisisart,forChrist'ssake!Hello!Cansomeonetakemyphoneplease?他们不知道我失踪了Theydidn,tknowIwasmissing.什么？What?不是吧克里斯朵他们肯定知道Ah,comeon,Crystal,msuretheydid.连自己的孩子都不想念这算哪门子的家长？Whatkindofparentsdon'tevenmisstheirownkid?我不理解1don'tunderstand.克里斯朵我敢肯定他们这样必定有合情合理的原因Crystal,mcertainthereisaninnocuousexplanationforthis.我可警告一句Fairwarning.你们最好别待在这里看我吞珠子Youguysmightnotwannastickaroundforthis.你还是别吞好了Uh,maybeyoushouldn,tdothat.（基于尼尔盖曼和马特瓦格纳为DC创作的角色改编）死亡男孩侦探社把你的手从我男朋友身上拿开荡♥妇♥Getyourfuckinghandsoffmyboyfriend,youslut.听见了吗？Youhearme?天啊你们听说了吗？Oh,myGod.Didyouguyshear?詹姆斯被车撞了他走进了车流里Jamesgothitbyacar.Hesteppedintotraffic.难以置信！That'sinsane.你见过他对女生玩失踪的时候吗？Haveyouseenthewayheghostsgirls?出来混总是要还的Maybekarmaisjustabitch.我的天啊Oh,myGod.我真是一个糟糕的人Oh,mafuckingawfulperson.我做人无比差劲Oh,God.mtheworst.你什么？克里斯朵你想起.Youwhat?Crystal,what.这些从来都跟戴维无关ItwasneverDavid.虽然他是恶魔可是Imean,hewasamonster,but.他还没附身于我时我做人就很差劲了God,Iwasabadpersonbeforehim.是用意念逼别人主动挨车撞的那种差劲1.ikemaking-people-walk-into-trafficbad.你用意念逼别人主动挨车撞？Youmadepeoplewalkintotraffic?等等你这是在做什么？Wait.Whatareyoudoingnow?收拾行李Packing.显然我在伦敦那边有很多事得处理Clearly,there,salotbackin1.ondonIhavetodealwith.好行我们跟你一起去Right.Good.We'llgowithyou.不要No.你们完成了任务我找回了记忆大家都赢了Youguysdidyourjob.Igotmymemoriesback.Everyonewins.克里斯朵帕里斯案了结r好吗？CaseclosedonCrystalPalace.Right?拜托你不可能那么差劲的我们了解你Comeon,youcan'tbeallthatbad.Weknowyou.不你们不了解No,wedon,t.你想坐在那儿看我收拾行李？随便Youwannasitthereandwatchmepack?Fine.别用积极的话来劝我好吗？Noupbeatoptimism,okay?我喜欢你的上衣-谢谢Iloveyourtop.-Thanks.发型很成功恭喜好的Congratulationsonyourhairdo.Okay.今天天气不错是吧？Prettyday,isn,tit?别哭亲爱的Oh,no,honey.仁子你这样会摔下去死掉的Niko,youdonotwanttocatchyourdeath.不会的Iwon,t.那个Well.我想跟你道谢Iwantedtothankyou感谢你迅速想出对付夜班护士的办法foryourquickthinkingwiththeNightNurse.你简直救了我Idaresayyousavedme.蒙提原来是一只邪恶的间谍乌鸦我为这事感到遗憾msorryMontyturnedouttobeanevilspycrow.是啊这事我确实没想到Yes,well,thatwasatwist.他一只乌鸦Hewasagoodliar,却很会撒谎foracrow.反正比这更糟的事我都遇到过Andworsethingshavehappened.我跟我喜欢的那个男生表白了说我喜欢他1didactuallytelltheboyIlikethatIlikehim.天啊结果如何？Oh,myGod.Whathappened?他对我没有那种感觉Hedidnotfeelthesameway.但我认为我们因为这件事成为了更好的朋友ButIthinkthatwearebetterfriendsbecauseofit.听起来不错但也很糟糕Thatsoundsnice,butthatalsosucks.我为你感到难过msorry.不管怎样Anyways.你已经摆脱讨厌的猫王手镯rNomorepeskyCatKingbracelet.该回伦敦的家了Timetogobackhometo1.ondon.当你爱的人要离开时总是会难受It,shardwhenthepeopleyouloveleave.伦敦又不是很远1.ondonisnotthatfar.我跳个镜子就来了mjustamirroraway.也许我会打电&hearts话♥给我妈妈跟她谈谈我爸爸的事Maybellcallmymomandtalktoheraboutmydad.我作为鬼魂告诉你一件事Takeitfromaghost,没人会永远消失nooneisevergone.如果你♥爸♥爸正以某种方式看着你Andifheissomehowlookingdownonyou.他必定是微笑着的he'ssmiling.你不觉得这样跑掉有点神经质吗？Youdon,tthinkit,sabitmentalrunningofflikethis?不觉得No.什么事让你这么心烦？-没什么事What'sgotyousoupset?-Nothing.只有你说出来我们才能帮你解决It,sjust.Ifyousayit,wecanhelpfixit.查尔斯我在记忆中看到的那个人Charles,thepersonIsawinthosememories,她很愤怒很恶毒shewassoangryandsotoxic.她就是我懂吗？我依然是她Andshe'sme,okay?mstillher.我很在乎你们不会让你们见到她的AndIcarewaytoomuchaboutyouguystoeverletyoumeether.因为如果你们看见了Becauseifyoudid.你们会讨厌死我的God,you'dhateme.搞什么鬼？Whattheactualfuck?!你们把我怎么了？Whathappenedtome?我是怎么来到仁子的床上的？为什么我在她的床上？HowandwhyamIinNiko'sbed?还有为什么给我的头发编辫子？Andwhytheever-lovingfuckismyhairbraided?是我趁你睡觉的时候弄的1diditwhileyouweresleeping.我觉得这样能让你的五官显得柔和Ithinkitreallysoftensyourface.我可以解释至少试一下不过你能不能保持开放的心态？Okay,Icanexplain,oratleasttry.Butmaybejustkeepanopenmind?她为什么要对你竖起两个大拇指？这是什么意思？Why'sshegivingyoutwothumbsup?Whatdoesthatmean?我Ijust.我认为进展顺利Ithinkitisgoingwell.得了吧！Fuckthat!这是胡扯Thatisbullshit.好吧她肯定会有点震惊的Right.Itwasboundtobeabitofashock,though,听说自己被恶魔附了身hearingyouwere,what,possessedbyademon,又非自愿地砍人又唱贝琳达卡莱尔的歌♥madetoslashatpeople,andsingaBelindaCarlislesong.所以你是通灵师So,you'reapsychic.你从嘴里吐出来了小人儿Youpulledtinypeopleoutofyourmouth,我们和鬼魂生活在一起而我的身体里曾有一个恶魔？Welivewithghosts,andtherewasademoninsideofme?正确没错Correct.-Yes.这太荒谬r所以Thatisabsolutelyinsane,so.你还是先别站起来吧Maybeyoushouldn'tstandupjustyet.珍妮我有证据给你看Jenny,Ihaveproof.他们是我的小精灵-她在给我看手相能别打扰吗？MySprites.-Mypalmisbeingread.Excuseme.正看到一半呢We'reinthemiddleofasession.什公鬼？-你才是什么鬼呢Nofuckingway.-"Nofuckingway"toyou.你看你那个侧边辫子是什么鬼？那到底是什么玩意？"Nofuckingway"tothatsidebraid.Whatthefuckisthat?其实我喜欢她这辫子Ilikeit.你喜欢？-对很可爱Doyoulikeit?-1do.It,sreallycute.是的你和你其他的摩&hearts们♥教♥亲姐妹Yeah.YouandyourMormonsisterwives.会物色到优秀的亲兄弟当共同的丈夫的.willlandfantasticbrotherhusbands.但愿如此吧可她们很丑希望渺茫Hopefully.They'rereallyugly,somaybenot.赞美姐♥妹♥们♥Praisebetothesisters.别说话No.别说话No.我需要Just.Ineed.什么鬼！Fuckingfuck!埃丝特Esther.你气色不错You'relookingwell.真会恭维人家Oh,flatterer.我本来想告诉你的Imeanttotellyou.听说贝琪阿斯彭安全回到家我真是松了一口气IwassorelievedthattheyfoundBeckyAspenunharmed.这件事特别神秘Thewholethingwassuchamystery.我知道Iknow.我得走了我还有很多事要办vegottarun.Ijust.Ihavesomanythingstodo.恶人无休是不是？Norestforthewicked,eh?嘿Hey.你How,uh.你怎么样了？Howarewedoinginhere?你这语气仿佛我刚在疗养院发了通火似的YousoundlikeIjustpitchedafitinanursinghome.对于一个刚发现鬼魂和小妖精真实存在的人来说Ithinkmreactingprettywellforsomeonewhojustfoundout我觉得我的反应还算冷静的thatghostsandgoblinsarereal.小妖精真实存在吗？Aregoblinsreal?多半是吧Probably.我知道你一时接受不了不过1.ook,Iknowit,salot,but,uh.如果你想的话我可以Ifyouwant,Icould,uh.我可以抹去你的记忆Icouldwipeyourmemory.恶魔、鬼魂、小精灵相关的都抹去Thedemon,theghosts,theSprites.你能抹去记忆？Youcandothat?是的你想要我抹我才会抹Yeah.Onlyifyouwantmeto.去他的Screwit.不管我的人生有多糟糕我都宁愿对它有了解dratherknowmyownlife,nomatterhowfucked-up.以往经历造就了今日之我对吧？Imean,it'swhoIam,right?我才不要茫然无知Betterthanjustbeingignorant.每个人都得应对自己人生的挑战Weallgottodealwiththelifewe'vegot.哪怕讨厌自己的人生？Evenifyouhateit?哪怕讨厌自己的人生EvenifIhateit.（告别）好了我要赶渡船去了So,it,stimetocatchtheferry.有个好处没有我你俩又可以用镜子旅行了所以Bonus.Withoutme,youguyswillbeabletotravelbymirroragain.So.我会一直给你发短♥信♥mtextingyouallthetime.如果你不问我短♥信♥我就飞去伦敦找你Andifyoudon'ttextmeback,mgonnaflyto1.ondon.我真的会的Ireallywill.好的Okay.说定了Deal.好了你得放手了仁子Okay,yougottaletgonow,Niko.好吗？Okay?原来我那不尽责的父母是有钱人Turnsoutmyneglectfulparentsareloaded.所以我会给你寄些额外的租金的So,llsendyousomeextrarent.我不知道为什么你这么懂每次都知道该跟我说什么Idon'tknowhowyoudoit,butyoualwaysknowjustwhattosay.好了Okay.握个手就行了Ahandshakewilldoforme.说实话我挺喜欢这个更友善、更逗的埃德温Honestly,Icouldgetusedtothisnicer,funnierEdwin.更友善、更逗？绝无可能Notachanceinhell.为什么我感觉这道别像是永别Whydoesthisfeellikea"good-bye"good-bye而不是“伦敦见”那种道别？insteadofjusta.A"seeyoubackin1.ondon"good-bye?（舌尾肉铺）仁子？Niko?我的老天!珍妮？Jesus,fuck!-Jenny?天啊珍妮你没事吧？Oh,myGod.Jenny,areyouokay?仁子在哪儿？她在那边帮我一把Where'sNiko?-She'srightthere.Helpme.糟了Shit.仁子Niko.你没事吧？Areyouokay?仁子！Niko!天啊Oh,myGod.我死了吗？克里斯朵我知道你打算永远离开AmIdead?Crystal.Youweregonnaleaveforever.你说你会给我回短♥信♥的时候语气真的很难让我相信Andyouwerereallyunconvincingwhenyousaidyouwouldtextmeback.天啊魔法8号♥球一直显示“前景不太妙”说的就是这事吗？Oh,myGod.IsthatwhythatMagic8Ballkeptsaying"outlooknotsogood"?你还活着知道吗？You'realive,okay?爆♥炸♥发生时我才走出不到十米Iwasonly30feetawaywhenthishappened.没事了深呼吸It'sokay.Justbreathe.等等男生们在哪儿？Wait,wherearetheboys?埃丝特芬奇你刚走她就来了EstherFinch.Shecameinrightafteryouleft.她拿着一个玻璃盒子我看见了Shehadaglassbox.Isawher.她用巫术把男生们困在了里面Shetrappedtheboysinitwithwitch'smagicorwhatever.埃丝特是女巫我还以为她只是为人很混♥蛋♥而已Esther,sawitch?Ithoughtshewasjustanasshole.她不是应该在另一个境域吗？Wasn'tshesupposedtobeinanotherrealm?可恶！Fuck!好吧Okay.我得去救他们-什么？Ihavetogogetthemback.-What?你才和他们道永别现在又要拿自己的性命冒险？Yousaidgood-byetothemforever.Nowyou'regonnariskyourlife?对是的吧Yeah.IguessIam.我和你一起去不你是人类太危险了mcomingwithyou.-No,you'rehuman.It'stoodangerous.你不也是人类吗？Youarehumantoo,aren'tyou?说实话我都跟不上你们的谈话了Youknowwhat?Honestly,I.Ican'tkeepup.换作我有事他俩绝不会袖手旁观Crystal,theboyswouldn'tleaveme.我知道Iknow.我这会儿还有家族企业的残骸要处理Okay.Well,Ihavethewreckageofmyfamilybusinesstotakecareof.给Here.我觉得用剁肉刀应该能杀死女巫Ifigureameatcleavercancutupawitch,可我对这事懂什么呢？butwhatthefickdoIknowanymore?你们最好趁着警♥察♥没来赶紧走Youguysbetterhurrybeforehelpstartsshowingup.女士们Hey,ladies.千万不要死Don'tdieoranything.（备战）首先我们得知道如何对抗这个女巫Firstoff,weneedtoknowhowtofightthiswitch.你是猫王吗？AreyoutheCatKing?你是吗？Areyou?仁子它不是Niko,it'snot.喂我们需要你的帮助！Okay,please,weneedyourhelp!埃丝特芬奇把查尔斯和埃德温抓走了EstherFinchhastakenCharlesandEdwin.那又怎样？Sowhat?你们挥舞着剁肉刀来找我都忙Youcomebrandishingmeatcleaverstoaskformyhelp.我为什么要为你们冒险？WhyshouldIgetmypawsdirtyforyou?因为不管你和埃德温之间是什么情况Becausewhateverfucked-uplittlethingyouhavegoingonwithEdwin,你对他肯定是有一点点关心的youmustcareabouthimalittle.虽然我看起来特别强大、极为性感Imaylookincrediblypowerfulandalarminglysexy,但其实我不是埃丝特的对手butmnotreallyequippedtofightEsther.我认识那个女巫几十年了veknownthatwitchfordecades.她不久前杀死过我一次Andshejustkilledme.直接把我打死了就在这里打的Shequiteliterallybeatmetodeathrighthere.所以我并不渴望再经历一次这种事Somnoteagertogothroughallthatagain.那你就坐视她对埃德温做这种事？Butyou'llletherdoittoEdwin?你知道被残忍♥地殴打致死Doyouknowhowitfeelstobebrutallybeatentodeath?从自己的尸体里爬出来是什么感觉吗？Tohavetocrawloutofyourowncorpse?我们会去跟她斗We'lldothefighting.但我们得先了解她的情况而你乂说你认识她很久了ButWeneedtoknoweverythingabouther,andyousaidyou'veknownherforever.如果我们输了你也没什么损失但如果我们赢了Ifwelose,it,snoskinoffyourhide.Butifwewin,你也能解恨sweetrevenge.坐吧Sit.这事