Dead Boy Detectives《死亡男孩侦探社（2024）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

死亡男孩侦探社前情提要PreviouslyonDeadBoyDetectives.神秘的仰慕者？珍妮这人或许是你的灵魂知己Asecretadmirer?Jenny,thiscouldbeyoursoulmate.你最近跟那个人经常待在一起Beenspendingalotoftimewiththatone.蒙提Monty.不过是交换书看而已Merelyswappingbooks,isall.只是别忘了我们还在想办法离开这里1.et'sjusttrynottoforgetthatwe'retryingtoleave.你想亲蒙提吗？DoyouwannakissMonty?我不知道Idon'tknow.求你了下次我会做得好一点求你了Please,llmakeitbetter.Please.不下次你没法做得好一点No,youcan,tmakeitbetter.你从来都没能做得好一点然后你就死了这才是重点Younevermadeitbetter,thenyoudied.Thatisthepoint.你休想带我们去哪儿Youwon,tbetakingusanywhere.你是不是还需要再试一下Doyouneedanothershotof.没错要是我现/E没被变♥态♥前恶魔男友跟踪Yes,if1wasn'tbeingstalkedbymypsychoticdemonex,而查尔斯又是活人andCharleswasactually,youknow,alive,那么当然我会觉得把他加入我的猎物清单还不错then,sure,hewouldmakeafunadditiontomybodycount.她的意思是做那事She'ssayingwe'dgetiton.克里斯朵Crystal.克里斯朵Crystal.你能回来真好It'sgoodtohaveyouback.可怜的克里斯朵Oh,poorCrystal.但我也特别愤怒malsobloodyangry.我要对你做的事Thethingsmgoingtodotoyou.天啊！Holyshit!克里斯朵？你没事吧？Crystal?Areyouallright?是我做了噩梦Yeah,itwasa.Itwasanightmare.没事-就一个噩梦喊那么大声？mfine.-Allthatforanightmare?喂语气好点0i.Easy.活人对真正的猫梦一无所知你试试地狱Thelivingknownothingofactualnightmares.Tryhell.地狱很恐怖我们知道Oh,hellwasterrible.Wegetit.我能和查尔斯单独待会儿吗？CanCharlesandIhaveaminute?就一会而已伙计Justatick,eh,mate?好吧Fine,then.看来不是要聊好的事了Thisisn'tagoodtalk,then.唔Well,it's.也不是要聊不好的事It,snotabadtalk.我刚才做了噩梦Ijustwokeupfromanightmare大叫着惊醒所以-抱歉screamingmylungsout,so.-Sorry.梦见了戴维是吗？It,sDavid,isn'tit?他真的把我的脑子搅糊涂了He,sreallymessingwithmyhead.搞得我和你之间的关系让我困惑Anditmakesthingswithyouconfusing.然后我又目睹了你击退夜班护士AndwatchingyoufightofftheNightNurse,我很受震撼itwasalot.如果我不那么做埃德温就会回到地狱Iflhadn'tdoneit,Edwinwouldbebackinhell,此刻我也不会坐在你旁边了andIwouldn'tbesathere.我还以为你认同我的做法呢Ithoughtwewereonthesamepage.至少昨晚你看起来是这样Atleastthat,showitseemedlastnight.我们俩都有一些事还没弄清楚We'rebothfiguringthingsout.我得集中精力屏蔽戴维对我的影响IneedtofocusonkeepingDavidout.同时弄清楚我是谁而你AndfiguringoutwhoIam,andyou're.很帅气能让我分心averycutedistraction.但我觉得我们还是做朋友就好ButIthinkweshouldbefriends.至少目前这样最好Fornow.嗯当然Yeah.Oh,yeah.Ofcourse.That.这样是对的That'stherightplan.好的Okay.（舌尾肉铺）”金牛座和白羊座的匹配度极低""RemarkablylowcompatibilitybetweenTaurusandAries."别紧张伙计Relax.Relax,myguy.你能帮我们吗？Yeah,um.Uh,canyouhelpus?我们很确定我们是被谋杀的Uh,we'reprettysurewewere,like,uh,murdered.然后我们听说了死亡男孩侦探社Thenwe.WeheardaboutthisDeadBoyDetectiveAgency.侦探社是在这里吗？Isitaroundhere?死亡男孩侦探社我不知道发生了什么我们那时刚刚赢得州冠军1don'tknowwhathappened.We'djustwonthestatechampionship.咱俩都被华盛顿大学录取了BothgotintoU-Dub.实在太棒了完全是心想事成Itwassosick.Itwas,like.Itwas,like,exactlytheplan.听起来你们的人生正要大展宏图Soundslikeyouguyswereatthebeginningofbigthings.没错他懂这小子很懂Yes!Yes,hegetsit.我们当时很感恩谦卑Andweweregrateful.Humble.可之后发生的事我们全都不记得了Andthenextthingweknow,it,sallblack.虽然我们还在这里还在镇上可我们已经死了Youknow,wewerestillhere,intown,butdead.你们认为是有人谋杀了你们？Soyoubelievesomeonemurderedyou?警♥察♥说我们是派对上酒精中毒但那是胡说八道Copssayitwasalcoholpoisoningatthisparty,butthat'sBS.我们顶多喝了两三杯而已Wedidn'thavemorethantwotothreedrinks.酒精是影响过我们的训练Yeah.Alcoholmessedwithourtraining.可你们看我们的眼睛这可不是喝酒过多导致的Andlookatoureyes.Okay,thisisn'tfromdrinkingtoomuch.嗯这么说有道理Right.That'sfair.先让我们讨论一下Giveusamomenttodiscuss.好的没问题Yeah.Yeah,ofcourse.我们付得起费用Uh,andwecanpay.钱不用担心Ifthathelps.我讨厌运动员但又有点喜欢这俩人So,Ihatejocks,butIkindoflikethem.对他们人不错就跟我们一样埃德温They'regoodguys.They,rejustlikeus,Edwin.别的鬼魂都进了冥界但这对好朋友却想知道答案Deadmateswhowantanswersaftereveryoneelsehasmovedon.而且没有女巫没有怪物没有邪恶海鸥而且Also,nowitches,nomonsters,noevilseagulls.And.他们付得起费用theycanpay.依然可能有女巫作怪Well,itcouldstillbeawitch.但除此之外我都赞同Butotherwise,mintotalagreement.等等Wait.我们刚刚都同意了？Didwealljustagreeonacase?（美国邮政）请一路平安地抵达我妈妈那里Pleasetravelsafelytomymom.（珍妮）（我的珍妮秘密仰慕者）我的天啊是.O-M-Git's（珍妮的神秘仰慕者）谢谢Thankyou.（汤森港公共图书馆）（通往知识的路径）嘿仁子魔术快斗看完了？Hey,Niko.FinishthoseMagicKaitos?玛克辛Maxine.我们得谈谈珍妮格林的事WeneedtotalkaboutJennyGreen.为什么我们得Why.Whywouldweneedto.我都不认识她1don'tevenknowher.搞什么？谁啊？What?Who?为什么？Why?首先我们去调查他们的死亡现场First,we'llvisitthesceneoftheirdeaths,然后询问目击者再列出嫌疑人名单theninterviewwitnessesanddrawupalistofsuspects.很提神对吧？做些跑腿工作lt,srefreshing,innit?Someshoeleather.利用好用的传统侦探手段Goodold-fashioneddetectivework.是的但愿这次不会有抓孩子的非活人猎人Yes.Andhopefullytherewillbenoundeadchildhunters试图把我拖回地狱tryingtodragmebacktohellthistime.如果再有人来我会把他们也踢下悬崖Ifanyoneelsecomesknocking,llkickthemoffaclifftoo.办案是最要紧的事Casesarethepriority,我都因此取消了今天跟蒙提计划的活动butIhadtocancelplanswithMontytoday.与此同时克里斯朵却让我们等她Meanwhile,Crystalhasuswaiting.她老是在换衣服She'salwayschangingclothes.说到克里斯朵Well,speakingof.OfCrystal,有件事我想告诉你Ishouldtellyou.克里斯朵和我亲热过CrystalandIsnogged.你们亲嘴了？Youkissed?!小声点0i.Keepitdown.她被那个混♥蛋♥恶魔纠缠乂丢失了记忆Withthatprickdemonandhermissingmemories,所以现在并不热衷跟人谈恋爱而且sheisn'tkeenonstartinganything,and,like.我也认同Iagreed.我不想做专业的事时牵扯私事Wannakeepthingsprofessional,don'tI?那个.What,um.亲嘴是什么感觉？Whatwasthekisslike?很棒Brills.虽然我身体上感觉不到1.ike,Ididn'tfeelitphysically.但是我ButI.感受到了Ifeltit.这里感受到了Uphere.说得过去鉴于你说过Itmakessense,giventhatyousaid.你讨厌当鬼魂thatyouhatebeingdead.难怪你会对活人女生动心Ofcourseyoufellforalivinggirl.我那句话让你很介意是不是？You'vebeenholdingontothatone.在悬崖上的时候我很愤怒WhenIwasonthatCIiffIwasangry.对我是不是偶尔遗憾自己没能长到成年？当然Right.DoIsometimeswishthatIgottogrowup?Sure.但如果我只能当鬼魂Butifithadtobethisway,我不会想要跟任何别的人做同伴Iwouldn'twannabedeadwithanyoneelse.你是我最好的朋友埃德温You'remybestmate,Edwin.永远都是Andyoualwayswillbe.怎么了？我可以走了What?mready.嗨Hi,hi,hi.你们全都要出门吗？Areyouallheadedout?某些棒球英雄喝酒喝死了Somebaseballheroesdrankthemselvestodeath.但也有可能是被人谋杀的Butalso,maybeweremurdered.你是说布拉德和亨特吗？AreyoutalkingaboutBradandHunter?这事我们全校都知道Thatwasalloverschool.你上的不是寄宿学校吗？Didn'tyougototheboardingschool?格雷威克？GrayWake?是啊可是北汤森港龙之队是我们学校最强的对手Yeah,buttheNorthPortTownsendDragonsareourbiggestrivals.人人都认识布拉德和亨特EveryoneknewBradandHunter.全镇哀悼了几个月Thewholetownmournedformonths.甚至还举♥行♥过一场非常悲伤的游♥行♥Therewasevenareallysadparade.没你那张被车轧过的脸可悲Notassadasyourroadkillface.仁子说真的你应该让我们把那俩东西淹死在浅浴缸里Niko,youshouldletusdrownthosethingsinashallowbath.他们的幽默就是这样的That'sjusttheirsenseofhumor.好了祝你们调查可能的谋杀案愉快Anyways,havefunwithyour"maybemurders."你不跟我们一起去？You'renotcomingalong?我有自己的案子要办Ihaveacaseofmyown.我现在还不能说但这案子非常非常非常棒Ican'ttalkaboutitjustyet,butitisso,so,so,sogood.好了祝你们办案愉快Anyways,havefun.格雷威克捕鲸者队加油！GoGrayWakeWhalers!格雷威克捕鲸者队加油GoGrayWakeWhalers.GoGrayWakeWhalers.滚出我的房♥间Getoutofmyroom.我的天啊Oh,myGod.你俩得对我友善一点Youtwoneedtobenicertome因为我的朋友们现在就想杀了你们becausemyfriendsactivelywannakillyou.你现在是要办自己的案子？Soit's,like,yourowncase?是破解你体内的鱼腥味之谜吗？IsittheMysteryofSmelling1.ikeaGrotty-AssFish?有三文鱼口气的小贱♥人♥1.ittlesalmon-breathbitch.我的天啊！Oh,myGod!随便你们怎么说但我预感自己今天运气会超好Saywhatyouwant,butmfeelingsuper-luckytoday.好吧这个被诅咒的魔法8号♥球坏了Okay,thiscursedMagic8Ballisbroken每次结果都是“前景不太好”'causeitkeepssaying"Outlooknotsogood."不过没关系Butitdoesn'tmatter,因为我今天要改变一个人的人生becausemgonnachangesomeone'slifetoday.我的小宝贝快要成年了Mylittlebabyiscomingofage.你真觉得这样行得通？Youthinkthiswillwork?只要你做好你的事就行得通Itwill,ifyoudoyourjob.记住你必须取得那两个死亡男孩的完全信任Remember,thoseDeadBoyshavetotrustyoucompletely.所以你就使劲恭维他们Solayitonthick.今天我本来要跟埃德温见面的IwassupposedtoseeEdwintoday.可是亳不意外他们又办另一桩破案子去了Butofcoursethey'reoffonanotherstupidcase.蒙提咦！Monty,ew!你不会被那个小鬼迷住了吧？You'renotbesottedbythatlittlebrat,areyou?你好像还不够努力Itseemslikeyou'renottryinghardenough,或许你得andmaybeyouwannatry,mmm.再努力点harder.她饿rShe'shungry.她眼看就能尝到用那个多汁的小女孩贝琪做的美餐ShewassoclosetoamealwiththatjuicylittleBeckyAspen,却被那三个狡猾的小侦探搅黄了onlytohaveitpluckedawaybythoseweasellylittledetectives.妈咪最宝贝的蜿蜒小虫虫真可怜She'sjustMommy'slittleslitherbug.那条蜿蜒小虫虫可有一一辆公交车那么大Thatlittleslitherbugisthesizeofabus.她少吃几顿不会死的Itcouldaffordtomissafewmeals.亲爱的有的人喝杏仁奶Ugh,darling,somepeopledrinkalmondmilk,有的人不吃碳水化合物somepeopleskipcarbs,有的人喂养自己的巨蛇孩子somepeoplefeedtheirgiganticsnakechildren都是为了保持年轻貌美实在没啥大不了的tostayyoungandbeautiful.ItshonestlyNBD.我是想说Well,Imean,你当初流着血站在海岸边希望莉莉丝会从海里出来youstoodbleedingontheshoreso1.ilithwouldcomeoutoftheocean赐你永生andgrantyouimmortallife.可她从没说过你会保持年轻貌美Sheneversaidyouhadtostayyoungandbeautiful.不许跟我提那个血腥女神的名字！Don'tyoudarementionthatbloodgoddess,sname!她骗了我蒙提Shetrickedme,Monty.如果容貌会枯萎永生又有什么意义？Whatgoodislivingforeverifyou'rejustgoingtowitheraway,mmm?所以我要用一代小女孩喂养我的蛇SoIwillfeedmysnakeagenerationoflittlegirls以保持我的美貌tomaintainmybeauty.可那两个死男孩会继续挡我的道Andthosedeadboyscontinuetogetinmyway.没人敢惹埃丝特芬奇NoonemesseswithEstherFinch.你对这点有什么不明白的吗蒙提？Istheresomethingaboutthatthat'suncleartoyou,Monty?没有当然没有No,ofcoursenot.欢迎光临龙穴Well,welcometotheDragons'Den.其实已经没人来这里了Uh,youknow,peopledon'treallycomehereanymore.可能是因为这会让他们太想念我们Guessitmadethemmissustoomuch.给Hereyago.这是我们社团的应急盒子Thiswasourcommunityin-case-of-emergenciesbox.天啊现金和避孕套Oh,God.Cashandcondoms.谢了Thanks.你们具体是在哪里死的？Now,whereexactlydidyoudie?我们是在那儿被人发现的Um,that'swheretheyfoundus.那天上午我们跟格雷威克校队比赛我投出了一安打完投的成绩We'dplayedGrayWakethatmorning,andIpitchedaone-hitter.然后我们在这里碰面跟队友、女生喝啤酒.Wemetuphere,tossedafewbackwiththeteam,girls.之后的事我们就不记得了Theneverythingwentblack.你们丧失意识前的刹那发生了什么？你们看到或听到什么了吗？Whathappenedjustbeforetheblackout?Didyouseeorhearanything?有什么面孔或者声音吗？Anyfacesorvoices?就Just,uh.很傻的It'sstupid,um.就看见了一棵树Justthetree.对一颗死了的树Yeah,thedeadtree.一棵树？A.Atree?那棵那样的？1.ikethatone?不是我们看见的那棵树弯弯扭扭的No,thisonewasalltwisted.上面布满了眼睛Uh,itwascoveredwitheyes.眼睛？Eyes?邪恶的眼睛Evileyes.树枝像手-,样Brancheslikehands.你们所说的树可能是白皮松Now,thetreeyouaredescribingcouldbeawhitebarkpine,甚至可能是口本枫树orperhapsevenaJapanesemaple,这两种都不是本地的原生植物neitherofwhicharenativetothisarea.这些可爱的垃圾啥线索都没有Well,noneofthislovelytrashissayinganything,所以除非我去拥抱这片森林里每一棵令人毛骨悚然的树so,shortofmehuggingeverycreepytreeinthisforest,不然这地方对破案毫无帮助thisplaceisabust我是否可以认为这次活动AmIrighttoassumethiseventwas.参与人数很多？-是的wellattended?-Uh,yeah.龙派对总是火爆Dragonpartieswerealwaysfire.看来我们得去学校询问目击者了Guesswe'11headtotheschoolforwitnessinterviews.（龙之家）你俩的装扮太可笑了Youtwolookridiculous.我觉得很棒啊Ithinkwelookbrills.是啊就是正儿八经的侦探打扮Yes,like,properintelligencers.我们要扮作记者We'resupposedtobereporters.所以查尔斯收敛下你的英国风So,Charles,belessBritish.埃德温收敛下你自己Edwin.belessEdwin.跟天使一样Angels.亨特每次都帮我养母铲车道上的雪Hunteralwaysshoveledsnowfrommyfostermom'sdriveway.布拉德帮我过了代数考试Bradhelpedmepassalgebra.布拉德是我男朋友Bradwasmyboyfriend.天啊我真想他God,Imisshimsomuch.你能说说派对的情况吗？能告诉我那晚发生了什么吗？Whatabouttheparty?Canyoutellmeanythingaboutthat?每个人都玩得很开心Everybodyhadsomuchfun.或许都开心过头了Maybetoomuchfun.我什么也不记得了Uh,don'trememberanything.那晚我服用的“微剂量”其实是整整剂量Mymicrodosewasmoreofadosedosethatnight.等等你们真是记者吗？Wait.Areyoureallyreporters?老天那晚我不该提前走的God,Ishouldn'thaveleft.布拉德就从不会撇下我自己离开Bradwouldneverhaveleftme.没有恩怨没有嫌疑人没有线索Nogrudges,nosuspects,noleads.上次我毫无头绪还是1997年调查芬威克精灵大逃亡那次venotbeenatsuchalosssincetheGreatFenwickPixieEscapeof'97.老实说没人说他俩的坏话这事本身就很可疑Honestly,it'ssuspiciousnoonehadanythingbadtosay.谁会有那么好？1.ike,who'sthatgreat?人人都有不可告人的秘密Everyonehasskeletons.有些人就是纯粹的好人也许他俩就是死于别的原因Somepeoplearejustgoodguys.Maybethemblokesdiedsomeotherway.克里斯朵Crystal.有一只毛茸茸的蜥蜴在做动作Thereisafuzzylizardmotioning.嘿你Hey.Hey,youthere.跟我来Followme.嗨Uh,hi.你刚才是在招手还是你日常就这样？Wereyouwavingorareyoujustlikethat?你想知道关于布拉德和亨特的真♥相♥?YouwannaknowthetruthaboutBradandHunter?去问抽搐里奇TalktoTwitchyRichie.年鉴室Yearbookroom.你从没见过我Youneversawme.你没见过我Youdidnotseeme.你找到了我的神秘仰慕者？Youfoundmysecretadmirer?她就应当保持神秘仁子这才有意义She'ssupposedtobesecret,Niko.That'sthewholething.好吧不过Okay,well.Um.我可能上经为你俩安排了一场约会Imayhavesetupadateforyoutwo.就在这里今晚Here.Tonight.但是你能不能先放下你的恐惧Butcanyoupausebeingsuper-scaryforasec考虑一下接受约会？andjustconsiderthepossibility?不行不用了谢谢No.No,thankyou.我认识镇上所有单身女子Iknoweveryeligiblebacheloretteintown.很多女士都养了很多猫1.otsofladieswithlotsofcats.珍妮相信我Jenny,trustme.我最近一直在帮助很多人vebeenhelpingalotofpeoplerecently.如果约会意味着Andwhatifitmeans你不必再孤孤单单成天跟幽灵似的呢？youdon'thavetobealoneandspookyforeveranymore?喂说话注意点Hey,watchit.仁子我跟你说过我不介意别人写匿名信Niko,Itoldyou,Idon'tmindtheanonymousletters.匿名信Theanonymousletters.永远都不会令我失望Theycan'tdisappointme.让人难过Sad.这样吧Well,要是今晚的约会让你失望iftonightisn'tamazing,我就亲自给你擦整整一个月的地板Iwillpersonallycleanyourfloorsforanentiremonth.好耶Yes.“抽搐里奇”？人如其名TwitchyRichie.Namechecks.他的样子真像是得了梅毒快要死的人Helookslikehe'sdyingofsyphilis.梅毒现在有治There'sacureforthatnow.好了进去吗？Right.Arewegoingin?等等我来看看能不能在这里解读他的心思Hangon.1.etmeseeifIcanreadhismindfromhere.帮我们节省点时间Saveussometime.天啊是色情场面全是色情Oh,no,it'sporn.It,salljustporn.我的妈呀Oh,myGod.那行了进去问吧Allright,then.Onwiththeinterview.这次不用组个行刑队进去Uh,nofiringsquadthistime.就让他以为只有我一个人吧We'lllethimthinkit,sjustme.再跟我说一遍你为什么要问那些已经长了蛆的运动员的事？Tellmewhyyou'reaskingaboutthosemaggot-infestedjocks?你对他俩的形容倒是不一般That'sadifferentwaytodescribethem.我想写一篇纪念文章mdoinganinmemoriampiece.校报的人已经写过了几周前写的TheTrawleralreadydidone.Weeksago.所以你到底为什么找我？So,whytalktome?好吧Okay.你显然不相信我的说辞You'reobviouslynotbuyingthis.我对他们的死因感到怀疑msuspiciousofthecircumstancessurroundingtheirdeaths,有人跟我说可以找你andIwastoldtotalktoyou.瞧你做的好事Nowyou'vedoneit.跟你说的那人是对的Someonetoldyouright.这事违背直觉It,sjustahunch.首先他们的手♥机♥没找到Theirphoneswereneverfound,foronething.但是仿佛只有我一个人觉得这点奇怪Guessmtheonlypersonwhothinksthat'sweird.他俩是混♥蛋♥把别人当垃圾一样Theyweredickswhotreatedpeoplelikeshit.对女生尤其差劲Especiallygirls.不过我还听说他俩是男同是相约秘密自杀的ButIalsoheardtheydiedinasecretgaysuicidepact.什么？不他们只是好朋友What?-Nah,they'rejustbestmates.我见过布拉德的女朋友玛伦他俩好像很相爱ImetBrad'sgirlfriend,Maren.Seemsliketheyweresuperinlove.这并不意味着他跟亨特没有互相打过手♥枪♥Doesn'tmeantheyweren'tgivingeachotherhandjobs.什么是打手♥枪♥?Whatisahandjob?别问了Oh,bloodyhell.我只想知道你认为是谁杀了他们Ijustwannaknowwhoyouthinkkilledthem.求你了Comeon.我知道肯定不是你Iknowitwasn'tyou.你怎么知道的？Howdoyouknowthat?喜欢开男同玩笑的人Deepdown,在内心深处guysthatmakegayjokes总是最懦弱的arealwaysthebiggestpussies.你试试伙计Oh,tryit,mate.你以为你比我优越？Thinkyou,rebetterthanme?什么鬼？Thefuckisthis?如果你告诉我我想知道的我就再给你一次说话的机会llletyoutalkagainifyoutellmeexactlywhatIwannaknow.不然Orelse.你说布拉德和亨特对女生很差劲Now,yousaidBradandHunterwereterribletogirls.你是指对玛伦吗？DidyoumeanMaren?不是玛伦No.No.No,notMaren.是谢碧卡恩布拉德的前女友ShelbyKahn,Brad,sex.没人知道她跟布拉德之间发生了什么分手后她就离开了学校Nooneknowswhatwentdownbetweenthem,butShelbyleftschoolafter.布拉德把她害得很惨-骗人Hemessedherup.-1.iar.他不过是想抹黑好人He,sjusttryingtobringgoodladsdown.然后她开始跟踪布拉德ShelbystartedstalkingBrad.她变得咄咄逼人威胁布拉德Shegotaggressive,makingthreatsandshit.然后布拉德和亨特就突然死了Then,BradandHuntersuddenlydie.一个月之后谢碧自杀了Shelbykillsherse