OneTreeHill《篮球兄弟（2003）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

篮球的天空前情提要PreviouslyonOneTreeHilI你想怎样-你才想要怎样勒老兄Whatdoyouwant?-Whatdoyouwant,man?我说除了想追我马子和抢我在队上的位子1mean,otherthanmygirlfriendandmyspotinthelineup.没想到Whowould'veknownthatDanScott的篮球天赋会传给DanScotCsbasketballpedigreewouldbeinherited他的两个儿子Nathan和LUCaSbyhistwosons,NathanScottandLucas?那篇报导是屁Thatarticle'salie.你不是我爸你也从来不是You'renotmyfatherandyouneverwere.你说得对那文章是屁Youareright.Itisalie.你根本一开始就不该有这个姓Youshouldneverhavehadthenameinthefirstplace.我知道你和Dan还有两个孩子的状况IknowhowitiswithyouandDanandourtwoboys.这之中有太多过去There'salotofhistorythere.我和Dan从来不懂对方Youknow,DanandI,we'veneverseeneyetoeye.Nathan几乎算是陌生人AndNathan'spracticallyastranger.就算你有本事Whatdifferencedoesitmake跟最红的男生上♥床♥ifyousleepwithapopularguy,去最多人的派对又怎样oryougototherightparty,你知道怎么帮一些白♥痴♥球赛oryouknowthemovestosomemoroniccheertodo跳啦啦和喊口号♥又怎样withsomelame-assgameIcouldcarelessabout!我妈闯了一个红灯Mymomranoneredlight.我天天闯红灯但我就没事Irunthemallthetimeandnothinghappens.如果可以的话我很愿意用我爸换回你妈dgladlyerasemydadtobringbackyoumom.1.uke你在生我气吗-我看到你跟他了You'remadatme?-1sawyouwithhim.谁Nathan吗天阿他考了好成绩Who,Nathan?God,hegotagoodgradeonthatmathquiz.那又没什么Itwasnothing.但有些事你不知道Butthereissomethingyoudon'tknow.我答应教他只要他不再惹你1promisedhimdtutorhimifheleftyoualone.什么我这么做都是为了你LukeWhat?-mdoingitforyou,Luke."IDon'tWantToBe"byGavinDeGraw"Headlights*'byDispatch来吧宝贝Comeonbaby.我们需要点音乐Weneedsomemusic.Peyton!抱歉Sorry.我们到底是在哪Wherethehellarewe?天涯几千里外Milesfromnormal.她在这儿干麻Whatisshedoinghere?你请她上车的Youinvitedher!"CoolKids"byScreechingWeasel噢Owl"Holiday"byTheGetUpKids闪人闪人Bail!>Bail!好接下来呢Nice.What'snext?哦你挑吧-好Uh,youpick.-Alright.今晚有可能更诡异吗Couldthisnightgetanyfreakier?Nathan和LucasNathanwithLucas.Haley和PeytonHaleyandPeyton?现在是怎样Whatthehellisgoingon?嘿陌生人Heystranger.没比你生Nostrangerthanyou.昨晚有听到我留的讯息吗Didyougetmymessagelastnight?没我昨天在图书馆待到很晚期中考快到了Nah.Iwasatthelibrarylate.Midterms.你的还是Nathan-其实都是YoursorNathan,s?-Both,actually.恩祝你好运LukeWell.Goodluckwiththat.-Luke.你对这个没意见吧You'recoolwiththis,right?上礼拜你还说不信任我的Imean,lastweek,whenyousaidyoudidn'ttrustme.我知道我不是那个意思好吗Iknow.Ididn'tmeanthat.Alright?我不信任的是NathanImeantIdon'ttrustNathan.嘿有空吗Hey,yougotasecond?说到这个Speakingof.所以上礼拜真糟Solastweek.sucked.我只是.想说谢谢Ijust.wantedtosaythanks.喔帮我弄了张混合专辑-只是想弥补一下我造的业Oh,youmademeamix?-Justtryingtosquaremykarma.喔这表示我们在交往吗Uh-huh.Doesthismeanwe'redating?听着你今晚公车要坐好一段时间1.isten,you'vegotalongbusridetonight而我只是刚好有点闲工夫andIhadsomefreetime.不要想太多Don'treadtoomuchintoit."Impossible"byLuckyTownHaley!嘿-嘿Hey!-Hey.晚上要来看比赛吗-恩我不知道Comingtothegametonight?-Um.Idon'tknow.你该来看看的Youshouldcome.我们每次都很狠的教训了披克顿土包子WealwaysbeatthecrapoutofthePickeringtonHicks.他们是叫做土包子吗-恩不是但.应该这样叫They'recalledtheHicks?-Wellno.Buttheyshouldbe.那地方到处都是小货车和遍地的树叶Theplaceisallpickuptrucksandmulch.绝对值得去一趟It,sdefinitelyworththeroadtrip.我会找你的llIookforyou.好Okay.Dan我们该出发了Dan!Weshouldgetgoing.这些人是怎么回事Whatiswrongwiththesepeople?居然在球赛夜办小型企业联盟晚宴PuttinganSPLdinneronagamenight?亲爱的一年一次而已我们就去吧Honey,it,sonceayear.We,llgo,然后好好享受成人之夜we'llenjoyanice,adulteveningdowntown.明天你可以再来看球赛成绩Andtomorrowyoucanpourovertheboxscores.我还是不懂我们干麻订一间房♥Istilldon'tunderstandwhywebookedaroom.来回也才一小时车程It'sonlyathirtyminutedrive.因为你和你老婆很需要一些Becauseyouandyourwifeareinneedof两人独处美好时光somegood,oldfashionedalonetime.听起来不错Ilikethesoundofthat.恩Nathan有带手♥机♥Well,Nathan,sgothiscell.我可以边吃饭边盯着他Icankeeptabsonthegamefromdinner.Dan我们何不试试看这两天都不谈篮球Dan,whydon'twespend48hourswithoutbasketball看看效果怎样andseewherewewindup?好吗-当然Okay?-Sure.谢谢你Thankyou.好Okay.这件洋装跟你说了些什么？Whatdoesthisdresssaytoyou?呃.当心和衣服对话的疯婆子Uh.bewareofcrazyladieswhotalktodresses.不拜托说真的我需要你的意见No,comeon.Really.Ineedyourhelp.败犬还是工作狂？Singleandsuccessfulormarriedtoherwork?这是要穿去那个什么正义联盟的吗Isthisforthatjusticeleaguething?小型商业联盟SmallBusinessLeague.没错一年难得几次机会Andyes.It,soneofthefewtimesayear盛装打扮我想穿的像样点Igettodressupanddliketolooknice.恩Keith是你的伴啰Well,isKeithstillgoingasyourdate?他不是只是我们是一起去的He,snotadate.We'rejustgoingtogether.你为什么这么说Whywouldyousaythat?你们常相处也处得来.Youguyshangoutalot.Yougetalongwell.对阿Yeah,well,我也跟送水的相处得来阿Igetalongwiththeguywhodeliversourwater.并不代表我就要跟他约会Thatdoesn'tmeanmgonnadatehim.对阿不过送水的不是KeithYeah,buttheguywhodeliversourwaterisnotKeith.这些想法是哪冒出来的Whereisthiscomingfrom?恩你知道我一直在想Well,youknowvebeenthinking,妈反正你也不老youknow,thatyou'renotexactlyold,Mom.真是谢谢喔我想Thanks.Ithink我意思是我不会有意见你懂的mjustsayingthatdbeallrightwithit,youknow.如果这是你所顾虑的ifthat'swhatyou'reworriedabout.恩谢谢喔邱比特现在请先帮我挑衣服Well,thankyou,Cupid.Now,helpwiththedresses,please.黑色吧-恩那就黑色Black,Iguess.-Hmm.Blackitis.Keith没跟你说什么吧Keithdidn'tsaysomethingtoyou,didhe?喔你是指Oh,youmeanabout你们要一起去的约会吗thedatethatyoutwoaren'tgoingontonight?什么也没说Notaword.比赛顺利Goodluckwithyourgame.恩你也是妈Yeah,youtoo,Mom."SevenXEight"byAnjali不气了吧？Safeyet?没有尖酸刻薄的抱怨Nohostiletone,nobittercomplaints,没有为了跟混♥蛋♥男友分手noyellingatyourbestfriend就对你的好友大吼大叫becauseyoubrokeupwithyourjerkofaboyfriend?喔我的天一个微笑Ohmygod,asmile!好啦我上礼拜状况很糟对不起啦Alright.1wasamesslastweek.msorry.接受你的道歉Apologyaccepted!A-P-O.L-O-G.Y?因为我爱你BecauseIloveyou.现在动作快点我们去打败海盗队Getyourskinnyassupandlet,sgobeatthepirates.你在干麻Whatareyoudoing?怎样这是视讯就是要这样用的What?It'sawebcam.It'swhatthey'refor.拜托Comeon.变胖了你Overweight.我们打平了-你完蛋了Nowwe'reeven.-You'redead!死定了你Dead!好了别吵了Alright!Knockitoff.这是我们第一次外出比赛Thisisourfirstawaygame.你们那些新来的Forthoseofyouwhoareunfamiliar,给我乖乖坐好嘴巴闭上yousittherewithyourmouthsshutandfocus.我来挑音乐llchoosethemusic.今晚的主题是防御TonighCsthemeisdefense.来吧1.et'sroll!"Blueside"byRooney晚安从海盗很逊Goodevening,ladiesandgentleman,牲畜很紧张fromthestinksofPickerington批克顿城来的先生小姐们wherethepiratesalwayssuckandthelivestockisnervous,我是MouthMcFaddenmMouthMcFaddenand今晚跟我们坐在一起的是HaleyJamessittinginwithmeattonight,sawaygameisHaleyJames.Haley你怎么看今晚的比赛Haley,howdoyouseetonight,smatchup?我可不想和你这怪胎有什么关联Mouthdrathernotbeassociatedwithyourlunacy,Mouth.喔你看LUCaS穿蓝色衣服更帅Oh,see,Lucaslooksevenhotterinblue.你真应该搞上他Youshouldtotallyhookupwithhim.够了-什么Stopit.-What?你至少该有点代偿心理Attheveryleastyou'redueforalittlereboundaction除非你还是喜欢Nathanunlessyou,restillintoNathan.我才没有mnot.喔对因为你是我的好友Alright.Sinceyou'remypal所以这周末你可以礼貌性的占有LucasyoucanhaveacourtesyholdonLucasfortheweekend,但接下来他就可以公平竞争butafterthathe,sfairgame.他已经可以公平竞争谢谢He'salreadyfairgame,thanks.所以她的故事是什么Sowhat,sthestorywiththatoneanyway?她辅♥导♥Nathan理论上来说She'stutoringNathan.supposedly.而且跟LUCaS混在一起AndhangingoutwithLucas.没错我们应该相信Right.we'resupposedtobelieve她对他们两个关系只有朋友吗？she'sjustfriendswithbothofthem?你刚有看到吗Didyouseethat?什么-Nathan刚刚对她点了头What?-Nathanjustgaveherthenod.什么点头那个”比赛后碰面”点头Whatnod?-That's"hookupafterthegame"nod.你知道我怎么想的吗？Nathan喜欢家教女孩WannaknowwhatIthink?IthinkNathanlikestutorgirl.但我想家教女孩却喜欢LucasButIthinktutorgirllikesLucas.至于我知道我喜欢LucasAndIknowIlikeLucas.而我再也不知道你到底是喜欢谁了AndIdon'tknowwhothehellyoulikeanymore.这整个变成一个大Thisisallturningintoonebiglove.四加一角恋天晓得那是什么鬼rectangleplusone,whateverthatis.所以你也听说了Soasyou'veheard黑鸦队在下半场暂时领先Ravenshavethebigleadearlyinthesecondquarter.喔NathanScott5!规Ooh.Andthat'safoulbyNathanScott.你不会干脆把手举起来防御Whydon'tyoutryputtingyourhandsupondefense,alright?你干脆挨揍Whydon'tyoutrynotgettingbeat?干脆我揍你Whydon'tIjustbeatyourass?白♥痴♥Moron.跟上笨蛋Keepitup,punk.罚球Ballin!嘿你是要打嘴炮还是要打球老爹的男孩Hey,yougonnatalkoryougonnaplay,Daddy'sboy?嘿Heley今晚看起来很漂亮对吧Hey,Haley,slookingprettyfinetonight,right?等不及去找她了Can'twaittogetwiththat.嘿我在浴室看到Nathan的样产Hey.SoIsawNathanintheshower.难怪你会跟他分手yeah,nowonderyoubrokeupwithhim.你们两个出去Youtwo!You'reoutofhere!你要把他们两个都轰出去You'rethrowingthembothoutofthegame?我不得已教练我必须让比赛顺利进行Igotto,Coach.Igotthingsrolling.他们是同队的They'reonthesameteam!噢痛耶0w!Pain!NathanScottLucasScott站起来NathanScott!LucasScott!Onyourfeet!恭喜两位Congratulations,boys.在我当教练的日子里Inallmyyearsofcoaching,这几乎是最可笑的了thishasgottobealowpoint.你们愚蠢的闹剧Thatlittlestuntyoupulled差点毁了我们的完美战绩almostcostusourundefeatedrecord.我一点也不在意你们的Idon'tgivediddlee-squatabout老爸情节和女友问题yourissueswithyourdaddyoryourgirlfriends.在我看来AsfarasI'mconcerned,你们可以讨厌彼此直到地狱之门大开youcanhateeachotheruntilhellfreezesover.但你们在我的队上Butifyou'regoingtoplayonmyteam,就得要学着合作you'regonnalearnhowtoworktogether.我看这是不可能WhiteyIcan'tseethathappening,Whitey.是吗Yeah?那看来你有三十多哩的时间来解决这问题Wellyou'vegotthirty-some-oddmilestofigureitout.他们不能就这样丢下我们Theycan'tjustleaveushere.干得好白♥痴♥Nicework,idiot.这真是太帅了屋♥到爆Thisisgreat.Thisisfreakinggreat.冷静点-你才冷静点兄弟Calmdown.-Youcalmdown,man.我的手♥机♥在公车k我的皮夹在公车EMyphone'sonthatbus.Mywallet'sonthatbus.对阿我的也是Yeah,mywallettoo!所以我们现在怎么办Sowhatthehelldowedonow?开始走路Westartwalking.噢太紧了0w,that,stootight.这样呢-太松了There.How'sthat?-Tooloose.噢太紧了0w,that'stootight.所以你在念大学对吧Soyou'reincollege,right?大三Junior.喔你知道我喜欢大学生Oh.youknow,Ilovecollegeguys.再两年你就是医生了Twomoreyears,you'llbeadoctor.呃不完全是这样Uh,notexactly.所以告诉我大学医生男生Sotellme.DoctorCollegeBoy.如果我要你给我一点止痛药Ifyouwantedtogivemesomethingforthepain,你会给吧youcould,right?恩球队医生要Well,theteamdoctorwouldhaveto.也许我可以Icouldmaybedothat.等等你不是警♥察♥吧是吗Wait.You'renotacop,areyou?不No.恩一颗明天吃.Well,andonefortomorrow.拜托please.好吧但你要知道Okay,here,sthething.这些药效很强Thosearereallystrongpainkillers.所以每十二个小时吃半颗Sojusttake,like,ahalfofone.Everytwelvehours.喔喔全没了Oops!Allgone!如果你没加入队伍今天我们就不会在这里了Wewouldn'tbeouthereifyouneverjoinedtheteam.屁勒要不是你对我进球队这么没风度No.Wewouldn'tbeouthere我们今天就不会这样了ifyouweren'tsuchajackassaboutmejoiningtheteam.到底为何你这么想要我的一切老兄Whydoyouwantmylifesobadanyway,man?先生不要往脸上贴金Dude,don'tflatteryourself,alright?我最不想的就是变成你You'reaboutthelastpersonIwanttotradeplaceswith.喔是吗我看到的就是你突然冒出来Ohyeah?WellallIknowisyoucameoutnowhere然后开始一样样拿走属J二我的东西andstartedgrabbingeverythingyoucouldfromme.我的比赛我的女友-那你呢Mygame,mygirl.-Whataboutyou,huh?我赌你在认识我以前成绩也不怎样Ibetyourgradessuckedbeforeyoumetme.我也没看到你去找Haley帮忙ButIdidn'tseeyougoingtoHaleyforhelpthen.谁说我和Haley之间只是因为成绩WhosaidwhatmeandHaley'sgot'sisaboutgrades.黑鸦嘿黑鸦Ravens!HeyRavens!要搭便车吗Wantaride?我是你的话我不会上车Iwouldn'ttakethatrideifIwasyou.你不是我You'renotme.你永远不会是Youneverwillbe.载两只小黑鸦只算一只的钱TwolittleRavensforthepriceofone.上车不然这个超级大明星就完了Getinorthesuperstardies.你还在这干麻Whatareyoustilldoinghere?我在考虑转学mthinkingOftransferring.你呢What'syourexcuse?Brooke她在里面老半天Brooke.She'sbeeninthereforever.Peyton!喔天阿Ohboy.嗨Hi.这是我最好的朋友Thisismybestfriendinthewholewideworld.不觉得她很正吗Don'tyouthinkshe,spretty?这是怎样Whatisthis?她在地上捡到一些药Shefoundsomepills.onthefloor.她不会有事睡一觉就没事了She'llbefine.Justuh,lethersleepitoff.嘿哇瑛记得打给我Hey!Ooh,callme!我们真该多花点时间在一起你叫什么名字Weshouldtotallyhangoutmore.Whatisyourname?Haley.恩我不喜欢这个名字不然叫你.Brooke好了Yeah.Idon,tlikethatname.Let'scallyou.Brooke!嗨朋友Hifriend!谢谢Thanks.当然晚点见Sure.llseeyouguyslater.你的车呢Where'syourride?喔我要搭最后一班粉丝公车回去Oh.mgoingtotakethelastfanbusback.最后一班刚走Itjustleft很好阿Brookie可以跟我们一起走That'sperfect.Brookiecancomewithus!对阿她帮我改名为BroOkeYeah,shenamedmeBrooke.Peyton她可以一起来吗拜托拜托Peyton,canshecome?Please?Peyton,please!不要碰我的音响不然走着瞧Justdon'ttouchthestereo.Orwe'llhaveaproblem.开车旅行Roadtrip.我们要开车旅行我们要开车旅行We'regoingonaroadtrip.We'regoingonaroadtrip.好我到了谢谢你们的顺风车AlrightThisismystop.Thanksfortheride,fellas."Hypocrite"byJibe那是一号♥在搞笑东西我们最后再杀了他Thisone'sfunny,Thing.Let'skillhimlast等等你的名字叫做“东西”Wait.YournameisThing?没错就是“东西”That'sright.Thing.我是“东西一号♥"AndmThingOne.好等等让我猜Okay,wait.Letmeguess.你是"东西二号♥"ThingTwo.我是东西三号♥因为我是老三ThingThree.Becausemthethird.哇老兄.Whoa.Dude.把你们的上衣脱掉你们要去购物GetyourclothesOffboys.You'regoingshopping.喔你看看Oh,whatdoyouknow?今年我们终于坐到中间走道了Wefinallygotthecenteraislethisyear.那家伙大概以为我是DanScottGuymust'vethoughtIsaidDanScott.不Dan那桌一个位置是Dan的位置No.Dan'stablehasonespot另外五个位置留给他的自尊forDanandfiveforhisego.看看这真是舒服阿Well,well,well.Isn'tthiscozy?嘿KarenHeyKaren.嗨Hi.嗨Deb.HiDeb-Dan.痔疮软膏-老兄这真是屁Hemorrhoidointment.-Dude,thisistotalcrap.这些家伙是白♥痴♥不是杀人犯Theseguysaremorons,notkillers.我赌那不是真枪Ibetit'snotevenarealgun.我们乖乖完成游戏拿回衣服回家1.et'sjustplaythegame,getourclothes,andgethome.好吧我们需要两辘妇洁液Okay.Ah,weneedtwobottlesofspringfemininecleansers.喔好一对灌洗器Oh,great.Apairofdouchebags.一打啤酒然后我们落跑Acaseofbeerandwe,reoutofhere.怎么可能这么容易What?Howarewegoingtopullthatoff?你会收我们的卡吗Wouldyoucardus?我猜到了Ididn'tthinkso."TimeRunning"byTeganandSaraBrooke拜托Brooke!Comeon.你们两个不是喜欢同一个人吗还是同两个人Don'tyoutwolikethesameguys?Orguy,orsomething?我只是辅♥导♥他没有别的mjusttutoringhim,that'sall.所以你真的没有喜欢她吗因为他看起来是喜欢你的Soyou'renotintohim?Becauseheseemstobeintoyou.他给你点了头Hegaveherthenod!自己小心点Justbecareful.恩那你跟LUCaS呢-我们怎样Well,whataboutyouandLucas?-Whataboutus?喔拜托挣扎的艺术家碰到悲惨的运动员Oh,comeon.Torturedartistmeetstorturedathlete?这也太明显了Talkaboutyourobviousattraction.我听到小鸟叫不敢相信Ihearbirds.-Unbelievable!Brooke你有记得加油吗Brooke,didyounotthinktoputgasinthecar?回答问题阿BrookeAnswerthequestion,Brooke.我们干麻停下Whyarewestopping?漂亮他们拿到啤酒-那三♥级♥片♥勒Sweet.Theyscoredthebrew.-Where'stheporn?嘿你们玩够了现在把衣服还来Hey.Youhadyourfun.Nowgiveusbackourclothes.对阿我不想跟这些小丑玩了Yeah,man,mdonewiththeseclowns.嘿我们去喝个烂醉Hey,let'sgosomewhereandgetwasted.没三♥级♥杂&hearts洁♥就这样算了吗-他们没卖♥♥"花花女孩”Withnopornomags?-Theydidn'thavePlaygirl.给我回去里面拿点好东西Gobackinsideandgetsomehardcore.等等安静听Wait!Shutup!Listen!拜托快点倒车-倒车Comeon,roll,roll,roll.-Go,roll!快开走开走Comeon,let'sgo,let'sgo,let'sgo.快走快点快走！Moveit!Comeon!Let'sgo!喔耶耶宝贝Oh,yeah.Yeah,baby!耶耶耶够r哟呼Yeah,yeah,right.Alright.Yahoo!对阿真是够了把衣服还来Yeah,enough'senough.Giveusourclothes.他们乡下的人不说“请“吗Don'ttheysaypleaseinthesuburbs?他说了衣服还来你们这些土包子Hesaidgiveusourclothes,youhick.叫你在乡卜偷个假枪都不会吗Can,tyoustealafakeguninthesuburbs?太好了是个入门用枪That'sgreat.It'sastarterpistol.我就知道这是假的Iknewthisthingwasfake.对阿可是我们的拳头是真的Yeah,butourfistsarereal.听着我们会还你们衣服1.ook.We,llgiveyouguysyourclothesback.甚至会载你们其中一个回家We,llevengiveoneofyouaridehome.嗯其中一个是什么意思Yeah.Whatdoyoumeanbyoneofus?游戏名称叫做神鬼战士ThegameisGladiator.基本上游戏规则就是Basically,youguys你们要揍彼此揍到我们爽为止beatthehelloutofeachotherforouramusement.最后打赢的人Theoneleftstanding可以拿回衣服手♥机♥和搭便车getshisclothesandaridetoaphone.输的人那就输啰Theloser.wellheloses.游戏开始1.etthegamesbegin.好了这游戏不叫两个傻子瞪着对方Okay,thegameisn'tcalledtwopunksstaringateachother.这叫做神鬼战士快点开始It'scalledGladiator.Gettoit你可以去整自己Alright,youcanscrewyourselfBecausethere'snoway因为我