UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我袜子里有面包屑Igotcrumbsinmysocks!天才叔公肉干杰斯包如何放松披萨披萨史蒂夫音乐关小声点PizzaSteve!Turnthatmusicdown!抱歉兄弟我在冥想Sorry,bro.mmeditating.就不能起码用个耳机什么的Canyouatleastuseheadphonesorsomething?抱歉格斯先生没看到耳机的选项Sorry,Mr.Gus.Idon'tseeaheadphonesoption.烦死格斯先生音量真该死再放最后一块Justonemorenalpiece.怎么回事What,shappening?不不不不不不No,no,no,no,no,no,no!我差点还以为Forasecondthere,Ithought-不要Oh,no!不管是谁让这里隆隆作响Whoever,smakingthisplacerumble都该被挨骂isgonnagetascolding.格斯先生Mr.Gus!是谁让露营车这么震的Who'smakingthervshakelikeso?他们要被挨骂了'Causethey'regonnagetascolding!自己看吧Seeforyourself.搞什么What'sthebigidea?披萨史蒂夫我的项目坏了PizzaSteve,myprojectisruined全都得怪你的吵闹音乐andit'sallbecauseofyoursickjams害露营车一整晚砰砰砰makingthehousego"bomp-bomp"allnightlong.所以准备好挨骂吧Sogetreadyforascolding.叔公等等UncleG,wait!不是我的错是格Itwasn'tmyfault.ItwasMr.G-敢甩锅给我Don'tyoudaresaymyname.我不是要说你Iwasn'tgonnasayyou.我想说的那位是Iwasgonnasaymister.牛肉干肉干爵士包)erky.jazz.Purse.爵士肉干杰斯包Jerky.jaspers?对我朋友肉干杰斯包Yeah,myfriendjerkyJasper,yep.我说的就这位That'swhatmgoingwith.你根本就没有叫肉干杰斯包的朋友Youdon'thaveafriendnamedjerkyJasper.我当然有而且还比你酷不少Yes,1do.Andhe'salotcoolerthanyou.他特别大头上长着蝙蝠翅膀He'sreallybig,hasbatwingsonhishead坦克履带当脚火焰当尾巴tanktracksforfeet,flamesforatail.他其中一条胳膊是不是鲸鱼Doeshehaveacatfishforanarm?对Sure.肉干杰斯包一听就很酷JerkyJaspersoundssocool让我气都消了mnotevenmadanymore!不过我很想跟他见个面ButdcertainlyIovetomeethim.你们不能见他Well,youcan'tmeethim.他He,s.他是想象出来的He,simaginary.对他是我想象的朋友Yeah,he'smyimaginaryfriend所以你们看不到他soyoucan,tevenseehim.毕竟你们没有年轻的头脑Becauseyoudon'thaveayouthfulmind.可我有年轻的头脑ButItotallyhaveayouthfulmind.你看See?我说了头脑吗DidIsaymind?我说的是“年轻的身体”Imeant,'ayouthfulbody."总之我得走了Anyway,gottogo.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!我们之前就已经谈过了We'vegoneoverthisbefore.天才叔公次次都会让你的胡话骗到UncleGrandpaalwaysfallsforyournonsense.你心里很清楚他容易走火入魔Youknowverywellhe'sgonnagetobsessed情况会变失控andthissituationisgonnagetoutofcontrol.好了披萨史蒂夫Allright,PizzaSteve我已经正式走火入魔mofficiallyobsessed愿意让情况失控andwillingtopushthingsoutofcontrol.天才叔公别听披UncleGrandpa,don'tlistentopiz-别来插手格斯先生Stayoutofthis,Mr.Gus.让大家伙来说话1.etthebigboysdothetalking.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve.拜托让我见你的想象朋友Pleaseletmemeetyourimaginaryfriend!抱歉叔公Sorry,UncleG.你还不够资格Youjustdon,thavewhatittakes.你必须身体变年轻Youhavetoactuallyphysicallybeyoung才能跟我的想象朋友见面tomeetmyimaginaryfriend.由于你超级老Andsinceyou'resuper-old就别管这事再也别提他了let'sjustmoveonandneverspeakofhimagain.老吗Old,huh?肚包说“啊”BellyBag,say"ahh."好耶重回15岁Allright!15yearsoldagain.那披萨史蒂夫现在我能见So,PizzaSteve,nowcan1meet你想象的朋友肉干杰斯包吗yourimaginaryfriendjerkyJasper?还是等会吧等我有空再说Maybelaterwhen.mnotsobusy.可我现在就想跟他见面ButIwanttomeethimnow!太过分了It'snotfair!格斯先生跟他说Mr.Gustellhim!别把我掺和进来1.eavemeoutofthis.太怪了我接受不能Gettingtooweirdformyblood,yo.你老是站披萨史蒂夫那边You'realwaystakingPizzaSteve'sside.特拉维斯的爸妈Travis'parents都同意人家随便找人一起外出去玩lethimhangoutwithwhoeverhewants.那你为什么不去搬去跟特拉维斯住Well,thenwhydon'tyougolivewithTravis?我为这个家庭含辛茹苦Iworktoohardforthisfamily-我在说什么WhatamIsaying?不行叔公No,UncleG.你还是不够年轻You'restillnotyoungenough.别耍婴儿气了Sostopbeingsuchababyaboutit.婴儿是吗"Baby/1huh?肚包再说一次“啊”BellyBag,say"ahh"again.天啊Oh,man.早安安Goo-goomorning!这样就够了Enoughisenough.我要彻底找到肉干杰斯包mgonnafindjerkyJasperonceandforall.祝你好运Goodluckwiththat.你应该为自己感到羞耻Youshouldbeashamedofyourself.肉干快现身Jerky!Showyourself)你在吗Youinhere?出来出来无论你在哪Comeout,comeout,whereveryouare!话说他长什么样Whatdidhelooklikeagain?他头上长着蝙蝠翅膀Hehadbatwingsonhishead其中一条胳膊是觞鱼acatfishforanarm坦克履带当脚火焰当尾巴tanktracksforfeet,andflamesforatail.你在这啊Thereyouare.跟披萨史蒂夫说的一模一样YoureallyarelikePizzaStevesaid.那当然了OfcourseIam!披萨史蒂夫还说我什么了So,whatelsedidthisPizzaStevesayaboutme?说你弄坏了我的瓶中露营车Justthatitwasyouthatbrokemyrvinabottle.披萨史蒂夫就一大骗了PizzaSteveisabig,fatliar.我从来没弄坏过你的东西Ineverbrokeanythingofyours.但我知道要弄坏谁的东西ButIknowwhosestuffIwillbreak.你还真有本事披萨史蒂夫Youreallyaresomething,PizzaSteve.你是不是根本就不想承认You'renotgoingtoadmitit,areyou?承认什么Admitwhat?又会出什么差错呢Imean,whatcouldgowrong?肯定会有合理的解释msurethere,sareasonableexplanation.披萨史蒂夫不会说别人谎话PizzaStevewouldneverlieaboutanybody.小叔公在跟谁说话Whointhewhatisbabygtalkingto?你们没看到他吗他就站在这边Don'tyouguysseehim?He'sstandingrighthere.抱歉小叔公Sorry,babyg披萨史蒂夫不会上当的butPizzaSteveisn'tfallingforthisone.等等就是那位披萨史蒂夫WaiisthatthePizzaSteve说我弄坏了你东西吗thatsaidIbrokeyourstuff?现在我得教会你It,stimetoteachyou要注意自己对他人的言论towatchwhatyousayaboutotherpeople.听起来他想骂你Soundslikehewantstogiveyouscolding.听好我不知道你在说什么1.isten,Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout.我什么都没看到也没听到Idon'tseeorhearanything.现在他拿着你一个第二名奖杯Nowhe,sgotaholdofoneofyoursecond-placetrophies.那是伯班克最壮披萨片比赛的奖杯ThatwasforBurbank'sstrongestpizzaslicecompetition!我的房♥间是怎么了What'shappeningtomyroom,bro?!我好生气小叔公msoangry,littlegrandpa!这是你的报应骗？Thisisforyou,liar!我的音响Mysoundsystem!我不知道你是怎么做到的叔公Idon'tknowhowyou'redoingthis,UncleG你现在欠披萨史蒂夫五万块rbutyouowePizzaSteve50,000Smackaroonies!怎么回事What,sgoingon?!我要报复你Paybackiswhat'sgoingon.你以为你能玷污我的名声吗Youthinkyoucandragmynamethroughthemud油腻腻的一坨胆固醇youlittlegreasyslabofcholesterol?这是你让我背黑锅的下场ThisisforblamingmeforsomethingIneverdid!我不懂了mconfused.谁来告诉我是怎么回事Couldsomeonepleasetellmewhat'sgoingon?他对你很生气披萨史蒂夫He'sangryatyou,PizzaSteve.谁对我生气了Who,sangryatme?来个高人指点我Someoneenlightenme!不认得你的想象朋友肉干杰斯包吗Can'tyourecognizeyourimaginaryfriend,jerkyJasper?应该是他觉得你撒他的谎Iguesshethinksyouwerelyingabouthim.我唯一不能忍♥的东西就是骗?Andifthere'sonethingIcan'tstand,it'saliar!格斯先生快救救我Mr.Gus,getmeoutofthis.不行我乐子看得可舒服了Oh,no.mhavingwaytoomuchfun.不等等No,wait!叔公救命UncleG,help.为什么不让肉干杰斯包住手Whydon'tyoujustaskjerkyJaspertostop?因为肉干杰斯包不喜欢BecausejerkyJasperdoesn'tlike我托他办事measkingforfavors?想受伤多久Youcankeepthehurtup就受伤多久吧披萨史蒂夫aslongasyouwant,PizzaSteve.好了叔公Okay,UncleG.听我说我骗r你1.isten,Ilied.弄坏你模型的不是肉干杰斯包JerkyJasperdidn'tbreakyourmodel.是我1did.对不起msorry.你骗我Youlied?!你你伤害了我的感情Y-Youhurtmyfeelings!宝宝想喝奶奶Babywantmilk!要借奶消愁Needtodrownmysorrows.好了够了Allright,that,sit.披萨史蒂夫看来你学到了教训PizzaSteve,itlookslikeyou'velearnedyourlesson.不好意思肚包'Scuseme,BellyBag.等等我还没复完仇W-W-Wait!mnotfinishedyet!不Noooooo!我还活着吗AmIstillalive?恭喜你了Congratulations.你恢复原状了天才叔公You'rebacktoyouroldselfUncleGrandpa.还变老了1.iterally.真是天大的好消息格斯塔沃先生Rockin'goodnews,senorGustavo.不知为何我特别想喝奶Say,forsomereason,Igotameanhankeringformilk.叔公UncleG?怎么了油腻腻小伙Yes,mylittlegreasybundle?我这次真的学到了教训Ireallyhavelearnedmylessonthistime.从现在起我一定会说实话Ipromisetotellthetruthfromnowon因此我一直想跟你说whichiswhyvebeenmeaningtotellyou-弄坏你模型的不是我Ididn'tbreakyourmodel.我只是在掩护格斯先生IwasjustcoveringforMr.Gus都是他弄坏的whoreallybrokeit.格斯先生怎么能这样Mr.Gus,howcouldyou?什公他说什么What?What'dhesay?不用再等了Thewaitisover!天才叔公唱经典天才叔公唱经典天才叔公唱经典天才叔公唱经典第82辑"UncleGrandpasingstheclassicsvolume82"!所有您喜爰的热门曲目Allyourfavoritehits无声曲目减少50%with50%lesssilenttracks!其中可能包括的单曲有Includingpossiblesingleslike.玛尔玛音乐隆重推出天才叔公唱经典我少了个纽扣mmissi-i-i-ingabutton少了个纽扣双鸡神奇在公交车底下诞生突然之间我就少了个纽扣Whenallofasudden,mmissingabutton我又迷路了酒吧爵士虎"Honky-tonktiger."内衣不适合你酒吧爵士虎盒先生之谣洗澡日格斯先生的前卫摇滚巡演Mr.Gus,sprog-rocktour-de-force韵律的肖像韵律的肖像"aportraitofrhythm."寻找对的鱼筷子疯r别弹电梯轻音乐的无聊调调rEnoughwiththeboringelevatortune-age,bro.滴水美♥利♥坚♥放克披萨战术恐龙炫耀我跟你说Iamonya大才又八独唱（R小调）盒中叔好比千层面1.ikeIasagna加州来的热气腾腾凌乱披萨AhotandmessyslicefromCalifornia用披萨刷牙我叫什么名字（披萨史蒂夫）我最奶酪最油腻mthecheesiest,thegreasiest务必相信我不可思议又能吃Yougottobelievemincredibleandedible因为什么拉拉链披萨史蒂夫我是披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve,mPizzaSteve小奇迹唱出人耳听不见的曲调我的空手道战术你可遭不住Youcan'thandlemyItaliankaratetactics无悔（献给没时间的恐龙）哀叹天价油费我是披萨史蒂夫mPizzaSteve我的主板告诫我Mymotherboardtoldme小酒馆情歌♥叔公在街上别在床上吃芯片"nomicrochipsinbed得在厨房♥跟我们一起吃Yougottoeatwithusatthekitcheninstead"敲敲格斯先生的门父母的底层CPU组件根本不够我清理磁盘碎片他们总爱一直唠叨Theyalwaysliketonagwhilemtryingtodefrag我把露营车钥匙放哪了（第一部分）但是面对现实Butlet'sjustfaceit父母的底层CPU组件根本不够Parentsjustdon,thaveenoughprimarycpucomponents说真的我把露营车钥匙放哪了（第二部分）完全做不来更高速时间间隔的操作requiredtoperformoperationsofhigher-speedintervals这不是歌♥真开不了车（第三部分）所以根本没办法理解inordertounderstand.黄油自助餐科学怪人想睡觉Frankensteinistryingtosleep神奇黄瓜面包科学怪人想睡觉科学怪人想睡觉Frankensteinistryingtosleep番茄酱幻象一直拉近镜头慢煮蓝调魔法和大锅还有邪恶魔咒Magicandcauldronsandevilspells大才又八的女孩我是邪恶巫师我有样药水可以让你发臭Igotapotionthat'llmakeyousmell擦露营车（小奇迹版）D小调汉堡热狗因为我是邪恶'CauseIamevil巫师wizard!老虎下午茶调邪恶Evil巫师wizard!休想走出那扇披萨门我用一副邪恶剪刀剪优♥惠♥券Icutmycouponswithapairofevilscissors汝肉为酪如需订购Toorderyourcollection天才叔公唱经典第82辑天才叔公唱经典第82辑天才叔公唱经典第82辑543张唱片!！（大多是留声机圆柱）543张唱片!！（大多是留声机圆柱）不收信♥用♥卡♥只收装袋的硬币！不收信♥用♥卡♥只收装袋的硬币！只需995次支付$995.95（加付$56.75）只需995次支付$995.95（力口付$56.75）天才叔公唱经典第82辑of"UncleGrandpasingstheclassicsvolume82'请解开这道方程solvethismathequation!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
