IntheKnow《木偶新知（2024）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

木偶新知毒海鸳鸯：讲述了无家可归的女孩海伦爱上年轻的小混混鲍比后两人吸毒成瘾逐步落人绝望深渊的故事宋宜普列文：伍迪艾伦的现任妻子妓♥女♥澡：指简单清理腋下和肠下冯内古特：美国作家美国黑色幽默文学的代表人物之一代表作有第五号♥屠宰场、猫的摇篮费卢杰：位于伊♥拉♥克♥最大的安巴尔省境内家梅根马克尔：英国哈里王子的妻子好了记住Okay,nowremember,我们只停30分钟we'reonlystoppingfor30minutes.在纽约明明有那么多可做的事1mean,ofallthethingstodoinNewYork,你偏偏想看感恩节游♥行♥youwanttowatchtheThanksgivingDayParade?你好无趣It,ssobasic.怎么不找匹被奴役的马Wh-whydon'tWejustgetenslavedhorses拉着我们穿过中♥央♥公园呢topullusthroughCentralPark?现在我的员工有点乏味Now,mystaffisabittedious,所以我们去看游♥行♥那边露个脸然后我们就走sowe,11popinfortheparade,andthenwe'llbeonourway.然后才是真正有趣旅程的开始Andthatiswhentherealfunbegins.我准备了一次文化之旅I'vepreparedanitineraryofintellectualdelights.真不敢相信你妈妈给你买♥♥了Ugh,Icannotbelieveyourmotherboughtyou那个东西-妈妈很酷thatthing.-Mom'scool.但它完全遮住了你周围的环境Butitcompletelyblocksoutyoursurroundings.虽然我理解这对你的吸引力Although,Iunderstandtheappeal因为你的冏围通常是凤♥凰♥城sinceyoursurroundingsareusuallyPhoenix.我倒希望我在凤♥凰♥城IwishIwasinPhoenix.听着感恩节是我一年中唯一1.ook,Thanksgivingistheonetimeoftheyear能见到你的日子thatIgettoseeyou.你叫我来是因为你女朋友Youonlywantedmehere,causeyourgirlfriend's在蒙特利尔被那个金属雕刻家勾引走了inMontrealgettingrailedbythatfoundmetalsculptor.好了拉鲁是我们三人行中的第三人Okay,LaRueisthethirdinourthrouple.我很高兴他能给她带来快乐Ienjoythathegivesherpleasure.这叫做“多元的爱”It'scalledcompersion.如果你能稍微多元的爱我一下Andit'dbeniceifyoucouldhave就太好了alittlecompersionforme.呵嫉妒拉鲁JealousofLaRue.那个可怜的笨蛋连电子书都没有Thepooroafdoesn'tevenownaKindle.而且很明显他的阴♥茎♥非常大Andapparently,hispenisisextremelybulky.好吧下一个花车是一只大火鸡Okay,thenextfloat'sagiantturkey.嗯-有个女人在后面挥手Uh-huh.-There'sawomanwaving我想是演琼里弗斯的ontheback.It'sthatIrishgirl那个爱尔兰女孩whoplays)oanRivers,Ithink.哦-哦不Oh!-Oh,no.是克里斯汀巴兰斯基It'sChristineBaranski!哦她的外套怎么样Ooh!How'shercoat?看起来很保暖Shelookslikesheiskeepingwarm.太好了Oh,good.等毒海鸳鸯花车来的时候Gi-giveashoutwhenyousee叫我一声thePanicinNeedleParkfloat.我不认为会有那种花车的Idon'tthinkthere'sgonnabeoneofthose.呵呵Fuckin'A.芭布史努比来了Uh,Barb,Snoopy'scoming.还有圣诞老人Andthere'sSanta!嗨圣诞老人Hi,Santa!我想这意味着游♥行♥都结束了Iguessthatmeansit'sover.劳伦嗨1.auren,hi.我们不确定你会来Weweren'tsureyouwerecoming.这是是的Isthis-Yes.我儿子金斯伯格Myson,Ginsberg.我们为什么在厕所里Whyareweinabathroom?这是办公室里唯一能看到游♥行♥车队的地方It'stheonlyviewoftheparadefromtheoffice.要是奥斯瓦尔德在这里一定特别开心Oswaldwouldhavehadafielddayuphere.很高兴见到你金斯伯格Sowonderfultomeetyou,Ginsberg.我们久仰你的大名We'veheardsomuchaboutyou.真的吗Really?他们刚开始给Theyjuststarteddeflating伍德斯托克音乐节的气球放气theWoodstockballoon.好吧我想看Well,llwatchthat.怎么会有人爱看给气球放气Howcoulddeflatingballoonspossiblybeofinterest?我很共鸣这种生命被抽走的感觉Irelatetogettingthelifesuckedoutofme.好吧但别磨蹭Fine,butdon'tdawdle.我们和宋宜普列文一起去修道院散步的约We'realreadylateforourwalkattheCloisters已经迟到了withSoon-YiPrevin.她经历的还不够多吗Hasn'tshebeenthroughenough?金斯伯格是跟艾伦还是跟露丝巴德姓IsGinsbergnamedafterAlienorRuthBader?我们想让他在21岁时自己决定Well,wewanthimtodecidewhenheturns21.有意思That'sfun.这将是一次影响深远的旅行Thiswillbeaformativetrip.13岁是一个男孩13isthatcrucialage开始塑造自己身份的关键年龄whenaboyfinallybeginscraftinghisidentity.嗯-我要开始忙活了Hm.-1needtogettowork.在凤♥凰♥城今年的文化亮点是猫头鹰餐厅的InPhoenix,theculturalhighlightoftheyear五月五日节isCincodeMayoatHooters.我总是尽量给我女儿空间Ialwaystrytogivemydaughterspace让她走自己的路tofollowherownpath.他肯定会开辟自已的道路的He'llcertainlybecarvinghisownpath.顺着他爸爸的足迹开辟Carvingitrightintohispapa'sfootsteps.你想尝尝热红酒吗费比安Doyouwanttotrysomemulledwine,Fabian?我拒绝庆祝一个基于Irefusetocelebrateaholidayrooted第一批子民痛苦的节日inFirstPeople'spain.那你来干什么Thenwhyareyouhere?对我来说这是一个普通的工作日Forme,it'saregularworkday.是啊今天也是我的努力工作日Yeah,it,saworkdayformetoo.我正在努力喝醉mworkingongettingdrunk.你不想见你的家人吗Youdidn'twanttoseeyourfamily?我不会为了几轮唱哑谜游戏Iwon'tthrowawaymyprinciples就放弃我的原则forafewroundsofsingingcharades.你的家人呢Where,syourfamily?闺女们和妈妈在一起Thegirlsarewiththeirmom.她们会和我一起过圣诞节They'llbewithmeforChristmas.我们正要走We'rejustabouttoleave.我有一些关于弗兰.莱博维茨裁缝的八卦Oh,vegotsomegreatgossipaboutFranLebowitz1Stailor.提示提示他的名字是J克鲁奥特莱Hint,hint,hegoesbythenameof).CrewOutlet.好了我要去我女儿家了Okay,mofftomydaughter's.我们会大吃南瓜面包We'llbepiggingoutonpumpkinbread看一整天的王冠andbingeing"TheCrown"allday.女王啊Thatqueen.她的员工都很尊重她不是吗HerStaffreallyrespectsher,don'tthey?先别走Nobodyleaveyet.酒快煮好了Thewine'salmostdonemulling.哦我等着喝一杯Oh,llwaitforonemug.凯斯宾父子有什么计划AndwhatdotheCaspianmenhaveplanned?好吧最重要的是和纽约客的Well,thepiecederesistanceisasushidinner助理文案编辑和他的智慧圈with"TheNewYorker's"assistantcopyeditor共进寿司晚餐andhiscircleofwits.过个正宗的思想节如果你不介意这么说的话AtrueThinks-giving,ifyouwill.听起来太可怕了Thatsoundshorrible.那个桑迪说他要洗个妓♥女♥澡ThatguySandysaidheneededtotakeawhore'sbath.哦金斯伯格Oh,Ginsberg.正确的说法是”性工作者澡”Thecorrecttermis,sexworker,sbath."呃这叫妓♥女♥澡Uh,i-it,scalledawhore'sbath或者葡萄牙式淋浴oraPortugueseshower,就是个说法andthat'sit也许这会让每个人Maybethiswillremindeveryone都想起这个节日手上沾满的鲜血ofthebloodthisholidayhasonitshands.不No.我当然会没事的Ofcoursellbeokay.我爱你Iloveyou.嗯那就是我女儿Hm.Thatwasmydaughter.她自愿陪一个孤独的老妇人She'svolunteeringtospendThanksgiving过感恩节withalonelyolderwoman.我想我们搞错了Iguesswegotourwirescrossed.我还以为她说的是我1thoughtshemeantme.嗯用冯内古特的话来说Hm.Well,inthewordsofVonnegut,那就这样吧"Soitgoes."好了金斯伯格我们得走了Now,Ginsberg,wemustbegoing.你想玩吗Doyouwannaplay?金斯伯格Ginsberg?嗯当然Um,sure.谢谢你金斯伯格Thankyou,Ginsberg.只有我爸这么叫我Onlymydadcallsmethat.你可以叫我埃里克YoucancallmeEric.天啊Oh,mygoodness.这里是费卢杰吗IsthisFallujah?看起来很不一样Itlookssodifferent你去过费卢杰吗You'vebeentoFallujah?很久以前了Alifetimeago-看那个1.ookatthat我以前每个星期天早上都去那家咖啡馆IusedtospendeverySundaymorningatthatcafe.等等你是谁Wait,whoareyou?哦不你不是吧先生Oh,no,youdon't,mister.埃里克我♥干♥掉他了Eric,Isnipedhim!牛Sick.快了Gettingthere.它们打开了微波炉Theyopenedthedoor?这些老鼠越来越聪明了Theseratsaregettingsmartashell.敬鼠鼠们火鸡节快乐Toyou,rats.HappyTurkeyDay.如果你按左键你可以选择你想用的枪I-ifyou-ifyouclickleft,youcanpickyourguns.嘿金斯伯格看Hey,Ginsberg,look.两个爸爸Twodads.我看起来像劳伦凯斯宾吗DoIlooklikeLaurenCaspian?当然Sure.我还以为你应该Oh,Ithoughtyoumighthave对我有个模糊的平面印象aslightlytwo-dimensionalideaofme.不好意思你没听到吗我换个平面Sorry,didthatfallflat?你的孩子真棒劳伦You'vegotagreatkidhere,Lauren.芭布恕我直言我们只会有一种情况需要你批准Barb,respectfully,thedayweneedyourapproval我们杀人后自杀的时候willbethedaywemurder-suicide.无意冒犯Nooffense.没关系Nonetaken.难以置信Unbelievable.芭布Barb.想偷我儿子Tryingtostealmyson?把她送回凤♥凰♥城SendherbacktoPhoenix.酒快煮好了Wine'salmostready.你们好火鸡们What'sup,turkeys?蔡斯你看起来很优雅Chase.Youlooksoelegant.谢谢Oh,thanks.我父母总是在普林斯顿俱乐部Myparentsalwayshaveablack-tieThanksgivingbrunch举♥行♥正式的感恩节早午餐atthePrincetonClubsotheycangohome这样他们就可以回家自己静静喝上几杯andgetquietlydrizz-unkbythemselves.哦天哪Oh,dear.我其实有点难过mactuallykindofsad.哈哈1.OL.但是有一道油鱼开胃菜Buttherewasanoilyfishappetizer我觉得桑迪会喜欢thatIthoughtSandywouldbeinto,所以我把它装在药店的袋子里soIbroughtitinaCVSbag,就像他喜欢那样justlikehelikesit.该死这是谁的孩子Oh,shit,whosekidisthis?我宁愿不告诉你drathernotsay.这是劳伦的儿子埃里克他让我给他讲Uh,Lauren'sson,Erie,islettingmeborehim我以前的无聊战争故事withmyoldwarstories.不无聊啊They'renotboring.我觉得他们有点芭芭拉Ithinkthey'rekindof-Barb.我得和你谈谈工作上的事Ineedtotalktoyouaboutaworkthing.给我找个采访嘉宾Findmeaninterviewguest.没问题什么时候要Yougotit.Forwhen?今天就要金斯伯格显然明显Today.Ginsbergisobviously在这里无聊到发疯boredoutofhismindhere.但是今天是感恩节啊But.it,sThanksgiving.所以呢找一个非美国人的嘉宾So?Getaguestwho,snotAmerican.就找.我不知道泽连斯基就挺好Get-Idon'tknow,VolodymyrZelenskyy.他看起来蛮有趣的我觉得想要Heseemsfun.-1don'tthinkwecanmake乌克兰总统放下一天工作来做节目不大可能aday-ofrequesttothepresidentofUkraine.那就找普大帝好了Well,thengetmePutin.我不管给我找个嘉宾就行Idon'tcare,justfindmeaguest.我想让金斯伯格看看我的本事IwantGinsbergtoseemeinmyelement.我会尽力的lldowhatIcan.天啊Oygevalt.抱歉让你和芭芭拉留在一起SorrytostrandyouwithBarb.我应该早点来救你的Ishould'verescuedyouearlier.她很有趣人很好She'sinterestingandnice.无聊的有趣Mm,interestinglyboring.她人很好是不会.呃Andniceats-beingnot,uh-不会枯燥Beingtedious.她曾是战地记者Shewasawarjournalist.曾经是Was.对不起金斯伯格我不能眼睁睁的看着你msorry,Ginsberg,butIcannotstandidlyby被那个寡妇弄成白♥痴♥whileyouIobotomizeyourselfwiththenearestwidow.你以后会感谢我的You'llthankmelater.你是认真的吗Areyouserious?非常认真但不要害怕Very.Butfearnot.我要让你见识一下我的VR游戏mgoingtointroduceyoutomyVRexperience.搞什么What?看我如何回怒的Vigorousrepartee.我们知道你正在抵♥制♥洋节Weknowyou'reboycottingnon-Indigenousholidays,但是家里没有你真的感觉差点什么阿什利buthome'sjustnotthesamewithoutyou,Ashley.我们把火鸡皮都留着你却Wesavedtheturkeyskin,butthere'snooneheretoeatit.反正我也不会吃Iwouldn'teatitanyway.没错抱歉That'sright,msorry.你给我们发来了那篇关于工厂化养殖的文章令人深感不安Yousentusthatdisturbingarticleaboutfactoryfarming.妈妈也看了Momreadittoo.真的吗Shedid?当然亲爱的Ofcourse,honey.我们看了你发来的所有文章Wereadallthearticlesyousend.我想念你们Imissyouguys.我的天啊亲爱的我们也非常想念你Oh,mygosh,wemissyoulikealimb,honey.告诉她寇迪-嗨阿什利Tellher,Codi.-Hi,Ashley!嗨小可爱Hi,BooBoo.我听说你的4H演示很成功Iheardyourfour-Hpresentationkickedbutt.这里其实是我练气功和放屁的地方Um,thisisactuallywhereIdoqigongandpassgas.抱歉我得回去工作了Sorry,I-Igottogetbacktowork.再见各位Bye,guys.爱你们喔1.oveyou.你可能都认识他因为他饰演了天才豪斯医生YoumightknowhimasthebrilliantDr.GregoryHouse这部剧最终催生了ontheshowthatwouldeventuallyinspire美国版的办公室theAmericanversionof"TheOffice."休劳瑞欢迎来到新知HughLaurie,welcometo"IntheKnow."谢谢你劳伦真的真的是Thankyou,Lauren.It,sa-it,sagreat-很高兴来到这里It'sagreatpleasuretobehere.休我的制片人芭芭拉声称Hugh,myproducer,Barb,claims她能在这么短的时间内预约到你thatshewasabletobookyouonsuchshortnotice因为你和她是我用她的原话老朋友becauseyouandherare,andIquote,"oldfriends."你现在能证明她是个骗子吗Canyoucallheroutnowfortheliarthatsheis?不恐怕不能这么做No,Ican't-Ican'tdothatexactly.劳伦我想说芭芭拉和我是1.auren,IwouldsayBarbandIare-是啊我们认识很久了Yeah,we-we,um-we-Wegoalongwayback.如果我脸有些羞红Andifmblushing.也许她也是Well,perhapssheistoo.恶心Gross.你对英格兰终有了一位男性国王Whatdoyouthinkitmeans这句话有什么感想forEnglandtofinallyhaveamaleking?有那种爸爸回家了的感觉吗Istheresortofasensethat"Daddy'shome"?对我来说不是爸爸回家了It-it'snot"Daddy'shome"forme.而是这小子回家了的感觉Um,it's"abloke,shome."这小子回家了Abloke'scomehome.对这小子溜进了我们家Right,ablokehaswanderedintoourhouse,我们也不知道他是个疯狂的街溜子andwedon'tknowifhe,sacrazeddrifter还是我们老妈众多后宫男宠中的一个orwhetherhe'soneofourmother,smanyboyfriends.没错这个嘛Right.Thatwould-我觉得你说得更贴切Yeah,thatwouldbecloser,Ithink.说到爸爸我小时候Speakingofdaddies,whenIwasyoung,我父亲有时会让我呆在房♥间里玩纸牌游戏myfatherwouldaskmetostayinmyroomandplaysolitaire而他会邀请成人朋友来家里这是他的原话wheneverhe'dinviteovera,quote,"adultfriend,"成人朋友是他对妓♥女♥毫不掩饰的呢称whichwashisthinly-veilednicknameforprostitutes.直到今天我还发现自己Tothisday,1stillfindmyself会被一副纸牌激起性♥欲♥sexuallyarousedbyadeckofcards.你和你父亲的关系怎么样Whatwasyourrelationshipwithyourfatherlike?反正不是你那样的Notlikethat.还要多长时间Howlongdotheselast?你是说在时间上还是在情感上Inclocktimeoremotionally?我不知道Mm,Idon'tknow.每做一次节目我都觉得自己苍老了很多Ifeelmucholderaftereachone.我们谈谈音乐吧1.et'stalkmusic.蓝调和爵士乐你都会Youplaybothbluesandjazz.白人音乐哪里让你不喜欢了Whatisitaboutwhitemusicyoudon'tlike?我I-很明显你这样说是不对的It,s-obviously,it'snottruetosay我不是不喜欢白人音乐Idon'tlikewhitemusic.很明显你知道-抱歉我打断你一下Obviously,youknow-LetmecutyouOfC有时我也确实喜欢这么干wh-whichIliketodosometimes.许多学者认为Manyscholarsbelieve莎士比亚不是一个人thatShakespearewasnotasingleperson.你也曾声称自己的作品是由Youyourselfhaveassertedthattheworkwascreatedby,我引用一下一个作曲家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