YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
J世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄）JIbetIcouldbeyourheroJ4J我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittlemanJtJ1我是个了不起的小家伙J/IamamightylittlemanJ*少年谢尔顿绝对不可能Absolutelynot.德国海德堡大学可是我们在欧洲啊Butwe,reinEurope,这里可是现代铁路系统的发源地thebirthplaceofthemodernrailsystem.这里也是断头台的发源地啊Itisalsothebirthplaceoftheguillotine.你也不准去乱玩那个You'renotplayingwiththat,either.但我已经是大四生了我对火车的了解ButmacollegeseniorandIknowmoreabouttrains也比理查特里维西克还深thanRichardTrevithick.他是谁Who?他建造了世界首辆实用蒸汽火车Hebuiltthefirstworkingsteamlocomotive.我不在乎Idon'tcare.你别想自己一个人搭火车YouarenotgallivantingaroundEurope去欧洲各地闲逛onatrainbyyourself.德国小孩就常常独自坐火车啊Germanchildrenridetrainsbythemselvesallthetime.等你变成德国小孩了再来跟我说WhenyoubecomeaGermanchild,we'lltalk.还理查特里维西克呢他从哪学的这些啊RichardTrevithick?Howdoesheknowthesethings?乔治给我写了信呢Oh,Georgewrotemealetter.亲爱的玛丽希望你跟谢尔顿DearMary,hopeyouandSheldon在德国过得开心arehavingagreattimeinGermany.“好”到不行啊Sogreat.那天收到了电♥话♥账单Gotthephonebilltheotherday.真是有点吓人Itwasawhopper.Oh.所以我就想与其打电♥话♥Ifiguredmaybe,insteadofcalling,我们还是依靠咱们美国邮政来联♥系♥吧weshouldtrythegoodol,U.S.Mail.家里一切都好Everythinghereisfine.龙♥卷♥风♥过后家里有些拥挤Alittlecrowdedsincethetornado,但我们的关系也更紧密了butit'sbringingustogether.米希我有“大”事要办Missy,Igotbusinesstotendto.我马上出来llbeoutinasecond.她要好了没我得洗澡Isshealmostdone?1gottoshower.要么排队后院也有水管There'salineorahoseoutback.你自己选Takeyourpick.我数到三Countofthree!我们的孙女也一天比一天有趣Andourgranddaughterisgettingmorefuneveryday.你是不是有病啊Whatiswrongwithyou?我就跟她玩了躲猫猫Itwasjustpeek-a-boo.想必你会很高兴知道你女儿You'llbehappytoknowyourdaughter交了个新朋友泰勒madeanewfriend.Taylor.他们最近很常在一起玩Andthey'vebeenhangingoutaton.你打扮得花枝招展要去哪呢Where,reyougoingalldressedup?我没有打扮啊我跟泰勒要去逛商场mnotdressedup,andmgoingtothemallwithTaylor.我什么时候能见见这女孩WhendoIgettomeetthisgirl?很快啦我先走啦Soon.Gottago.来开始办“大”事Okay,letsdothis.十天后她回信了呢Ooh,shewroteback.已经省到钱了Savingmoneyalready.亲爱的乔治DearGeorge,很高兴收到你写的信itwasreallynicetogetyourletter.让我回想起了你在越南的那会儿ItremindsmeofwhenyouwereinVietnam,不过这一次在异国他乡的人是我exceptthistime,mtheoneinaforeigncountry而敌人变成了谢尔顿andtheenemyisSheldon.那天他还吵着要搭火车游览德国Theotherday,hewantedtogoridingaroundGermany,byhimself,自己一人呢但被我阻止了onatrain.ButIputastoptothat.这就对了Good.我不听我妈的话德语你妈妈失去房♥子后Yourmom'sbeengoingthrougharoughpatch日子挺煎熬的但她是个坚强的女人sinceshelostthehouse,butshe'sastrongwoman.你看到她勇敢面对的样子一定会很为她骄傲You'dbeproudofhowwellshe'sdealingwithit.你在干嘛Whatareyoudoing?拿一瓶你的啤酒那你在干嘛Takingoneofyourbeers.Whatareyoudoing?给玛丽写信WritingMaryaletter.太小气想省电♥话♥费吗Toocheapforaphonecall?你知道越洋电♥话♥要多少钱吗Youknowhowmuchthosethingscost?用能加满一车油的钱说“我想你”吗Tankofgastosay,"Imissyou."而且这样也蛮好的啊书信往来Besides,thisisnice,writingbackandforth,有点像我当年在当兵的那会儿kindoflikewhenIwasintheArmy.她有给你回信是吗Oh,shewritingyouback,too,huh?嗯哼Mm-hmm.怎么了What?老娘的房♥子都被吹走了Myhouseblowsaway,她连张明信片都没给我寄1don'tevengetadamnpostcard.或许你应该先给她寄信啊我就是这么做的Well,youshouldwriteherfirstThat'swhatIdid.我又不是她的吝啬鬼老公Well,mnothercheapskatehusband.先提醒你一句Headsup,我有可能在你回来前就把你妈宰了Imightkillyourmotherbeforeyougetback.7点19往法兰克福Oh,7:19toFrankfurt.法兰克福香肠的发源地Birthplaceofthefrankfurter.不容错过啊That'samust-see.谢尔顿Sheldon,有需要我帮你做什么吗-没有can1getyouanything?-No.你确定吗比如来杯茶Yousure?Cupoftea?不用-热巧克力呢mfine.-Hotchocolate?你为什么要这样纠缠我Whyareyoubadgeringme?我招你惹你了说话那么冲Whoa,whatbroughtthaton?没有一切都好我只是需要专心读书Nothing.Everything'sfine.Ijusthavetostudy.是跟坐火车的事有关吗Isthisaboutthetrain?什么没有啊什么火车What?No.Whattrain?你还在生气我不让你自己去坐火车吗AreyoustillmadthatIwon'tletyougoalone?对Yes.那真是太遗憾了Well,msorrytohearthat.等你哪天成为家长之后你就能理解了Someday,whenyou'reaparent,you'llunderstand.我相信那时候我会的msureIwill.那行吧Okay,then.亲爱的米希我相信你收到我写的信时很惊讶DearMiSSy,I'msureyou'resurprisedmwritingtoyou,但我有个秘密而如果我不告诉别人butIhaveasecretandIhavetotellsomeone我的脑袋就会爆♥炸♥ormyheadwillexplode.那天我违反妈妈的命令Theotherday,againstMother'sorders,独自一人去坐了火车Irodeatrainbymyself.什么可怜虫啊Whataloser.J因为你属于我JJBecauseyou'remineJBecauseyou'remine-JohnnycashJ我会为你改正自己JJ*IwalkthelineJJ因为你属于我JJBecauseyou'remineJJ我会为你改正自己JJ*Iwalktheline.?乔治跟我说你与谢尔顿GeorgetellsmeyouandSheldon在德国过得很逍遥快活arehavingagoodtimeinGermany.我们这里也算一切尘埃落定Thingsherearefinallysettlingdown.我搬到戴尔家真是太美好了1movedinwithDale,whichhasbeengreat.他不仅全方面支持我还有耐心.He'sbeensosupportiveandpatient.你能不能换首歌♥Couldyouplayanothersong?我在练这首歌♥嘛mworkingonthissong.你快把我最后的理智线给练断rMylastnerveiswhatyou'reworkingon.只有练习才能更上一层楼Well,yougottopracticeifyouwanttogetgood.上啥楼啊你都74岁了Forwhat?You,re74.打算下地狱后弹给大伙儿听吗Yougonnaplaythatsonginhell?听好了这里是我家1.ook,thisismyhouse,在我的家里我想弹吉他就弹andinmyhouse,Iplaytheguitar.你不是说你家就是我家吗Ithoughtyousaidyourhousewasmyhouse.你家里有个男人在弹吉他Andinyourhouse,there'saguywhoplaystheguitar,他的技术也越来越登峰造极了andhe'sgettingprettydoggonegood.电视指南杂♥志&hearts倒啦Guide'shere.知名女演员与乡村歌♥手他们两人在1993年结婚95年离婚茱莉娅罗伯茨跟莱尔洛维特结婚了JuliaRobertsandLyleLovett.她是看上他哪点啊Whatdoessheseeinhim?女人就爱搞音乐的Womenlovemusicians.那我得去学学怎么弹吉他了Man,Igottolearntoplayguitar.为什么呢Why?这样你会更加爱我吧Soyourloveformewilldeepen?情圣真会圆Nicesave,Romeo.你看又有一封妈妈的信Oh,look.AnotherletterfromMom.我觉得这样好浪漫啊Aw.Ithinkit'ssoromantic,你们两个给对方写信youtwowritingtoeachother.是因为他吝啬好吗It,sjust,causehe'sacheapskate.可以两者皆是啊Itcanbeboth.反正我觉得很有爰Well,Ithinkit'ssweet你想要的话我也可以给你写信啊Well,Icanwriteyoualetterifyouwant求不要-为什么Pleasedon't.-Whynot?因为你的拼写能力令我欲哭无泪'Causeyourspellingmakesmesad.我可以用简单的词汇啊Icanusesmallwords.亲爰的乔治我很爱你上一封信DearGeorge,Ireallylovedyourlastletter.谁能想到我会在德国遇到爱情WhowouldhavethoughtthatIwouldhave而且是跟你呢aloveaffairinGermanyandthatitwouldbewithyou.我好想念你们大家Imissyouallsomuch,但听上去大家都过得挺好butitsoundslikeeveryoneisdoinggreat.对了米希的新朋友泰勒Bytheway,Missy'snewfriendTaylor,是男生还是女生啊isthataboyoragirl?米希Missy!我附上了几张你孙女的拍立得veincludedsomePolaroidsofyourgranddaughter还有你性感的美国小鲜肉andyourhotAmericanboytoy.不用对疑惑米希朋友的性别感到抱歉Don'tfeelbadforbeingconfusedaboutMissy,sfriend.是男泰勒但不用担心Heisaboy,butdon'tworry,我在处理了montopofit.泰勒是男生吗Taylor,saboy?是啊Yes.所以你们一起看电影是跟男生去看电影Sowhenyouwenttothemovieswithhim,hewasaboy?你去他家游泳时Andwhenyouwentswimmingathishouse,是跟一个光膀子的男生游泳吗hewasaboywithhisshirtoff?我没说过他是女生啊Ineversaidhewasagirl.但你也没有在我说他是女生时纠正我No,Isaidhewasagirlandyoudidn'tcorrectme.我记不清我们的对话啦Idon'trememberwhosaidwhat.你记得Yes,youdo.你以后也别想再见泰勒了Andthatisthelastyou,reseeingofTaylor.爸爸不是你想的那样啦Dad,it'snotwhatyouthink.他并不是那种喜欢我Hedoesn'tlikemelikethat.他是个13岁男孩He'sa13-year-oldboy.他对所有女孩都是那种喜欢Helikesallgirlslikethat.他15岁了他真的不He,s15,andhedoesn't15岁了吗Fifteen?他真的不喜欢我Andhereallydoesn't.你这话是什么意思Thehelldoesthatmean?是的Yeah.所以他更像是.So,he'slikea.闺蜜galpal?答对Bingo.行Okay.那我可以去他家跟他一起看电影吗So,can1gotohishouseandwatchamovie?不会有其他男生在场了吧Nootherboys'llbethere?只有我跟他两个人Justhimandme.那行吧Allright,then.谢谢爸比Thanks,Daddy.玛丽现在时代进步了It,sadifferentworld,Mare.我很为米希包容的心态感到骄傲mproudofMissyforkeepinganopenmind,别说我还有点为自己感到自豪呢and,shoot,mproudofmyself.对了我跟我爸说了你是同性恋Bytheway,Itoldmydadyou,regay.行Okay.你有看到我的吉他吗Haveyouseenmyguitar?没有啊怎么了No.Why?我明明放在卧室了Icould'veswornIleftitinthebedroom现在到处找都找不到andnowIcan'tfinditanywhere.奇了怪了That'sweird.你把它藏起来了吗Didyouhideit?我真不敢相信你会做出这种指控Ican'tbelieveyouwouldaccusemeofsuchathing.那你干了吗干什么了Didyou?-DidIwhat?藏我的吉他Hidemyguitar.J因为你属于我JJBecauseyou'remineJJ我被你搞疯JJIlostmymind.J把它还给我Well,giveitback.你得先答应我的条件Onlyundercertainconditions.那吉他在这里的年头可比你久多了Thatguitarhasbeenherewaylongerthanyouhave.你还想再见到它吗Youwanttoseeitagain?什么条件Whatconditions?第一如果我不在家Firstofall,ifmoutofthehouse,随你弹上一整天都没问题youcanplayitalldaylong.很合理That'sreasonable.我是讲道理的女人嘛第二mareasonablelady.Numbertwo:同一首歌♥你不能连续弹Youcannotplaythesamesong超过五分钟formorethanfiveminutes.不不不No,no,no,no.练琴不是这公回事That'snothowpracticeworks.反复练习才能精益求精Repetitionisthekeytomastery.那最多十分钟-成交Tenminutes.-Deal.吉他藏在衣柜的风衣后面It'sintheclosetbehindtheraincoats.感谢你的大恩大德Well,thankyou.J因为你属于我JJBecauseyou'remineJ等等我去拿煮蛋计时器和你抗衡Holdon,letmegetmyeggtimer.J因为你属我JJBecauseyou'remineJ再见德语AufWiedersehen.你要去哪-图书馆Whereyougoing?-Library.法兰克福的图书馆InFrankfurt.玩得开心哦Havefun.虽然我痛恨撒谎AsmuchasIhatedlying,但我对火车的热爱还是更多一点Ilovedtrainsjustalittlebitmore.亲爱的曼蒂我爱你的原因DearMandy,therearesomanythings有许许多多都不知该从何说起1loveaboutyou,it'shardtoknowwheretostart.但我会努力表达ButIwill.诚然我可以不断地Sure,Icouldgoonandon夸赞你的美aboutyourbeautiful.美B-.“貌”字怎么写啊Wheredoesthedang"u'*go?美丽的大奶♥子♥.pretty.boobs.但更重要的是Butwhat'smoreimportant你奶♥子♥底下有一颗美好的心灵iswhat'sunderneath:Yourheart.我真是文豪啊Oh,yeah.That'sgood.我能兑现吗CanIcashout?没问题Oh.Sure.问一下你Hey,question如果偷溜进浴室偷看一个女人洗澡ifyousneakintothebathroomtowatchawomanshower,这算浪漫还是变♥态♥isthatromanticorcreepy?浪漫Romantic.我也是这么想的That'swhatIthought.你一个人在浴室洗澡时Andwhenyou'realoneintheshower.车票哦对Ticket?-Oh.对哦德语我知道常有人说但你真是个非常幸运的人德语能整日搭火车并赚取薪水德语我老婆抛弃我跟别的男人跑了德语真是不幸德语但往好的想你可以在火车上待更长时间了德语是啊德语Ja.怪小孩德语再见德语不行No.搞什么What-Whatthehell?怎么了-你在干什么What?-Whatareyoudoing?我.Wh-我就是给你喷点止鼾喷雾以防你打鼾mjustputtingnosesprayin'causeyou'resnoring.那你也没理由把异物捅进我鼻子里啊Well,that,snoreasontosticksomethingupmynose.很抱歉msorry.就算有人打鼾那也肯定是你Imean,ifanybodysnores,it,syou.你看你那肥如蒜头的大鼻子1mean,justlookatthathonker.你这样讲不太礼貌吧That'snotverynice.你侵犯我鼻子才不礼貌呢What'snotniceisyouviolatingmynose.我不会再犯了It'snotgonnahappenagain.不过既然你已经醒了Hey,butlisten,nowthatyou'reup,不如让我给whydon'twejustspritz另一边的鼻孔也你敢theothernostril-Don,tyoudare!好好不弄了Okay,okay.讲真你自己才是整晚放连环屁放不停Andforyourinformation,youfartallnightlong.那是因为吃了你做的饭It's,causeofyourcooking.别再投喂我烤肉卷饼了Quitfeedingmefajitas.亲爰的米希此时我正搭乘第五趟出游的火车DearMiSSy,I'mcurrentlyonmyfifthtrainride去探索德国exploringGermanyandthenations和前奥匈帝国的领土oftheformerAustro-HungarianEmpire.奥匈帝国常被称作二元君主国It,softenreferredtoasadualmonarchy因为哈布斯堡王朝的统治者becausetheHapsburgrulerwasboth既为奥地利的皇帝也是匈牙利的国王饥饿theemperorofAustriaandthekingofHungary.果馅卷说起饥饿有果馅卷Speakingofhungry.strudel.等等等等Wait!Wait!等等等一下德语Warten!Warten!这是德语的“等一下”That'sGermanfor"Wait!你们也看到了他们没等我Asyoucansee,theydidnotwarten.对方付费德语美国德克萨斯州梅德福镇德语4093566049德语谢尔顿库珀SheldonCooper.喂Hello?谢尔顿库珀拨♥打♥的电♥话♥请求您支付费用IhaveacollectcallfromSheldonCooper.您是否愿意付费Doyouacceptthecharges?抱歉我爸说国际长途太贵了Sorry,mydadsaidit'stooexpensiveand-米希拜托情况紧急啊Missy,please,it'sanemergency!好吧我付Fine.Iaccept.请继续通话Goahead.干嘛What?我被困在德国mstrandedinatrainstation魏因海姆的火车站我不能打给妈妈inWeinheim,Germany,andIcan'tcallMom因为我谎称-不好意思becauseIliedabout-Sorry.有别的电♥话♥打进来等等你别mgettinganothercall.-Wait,don,t-喂Hello?泰勒是你呀Oh,hi,Taylor.我没安排你在做什么Nothing.What'reyouupto?米希Missy!米希Missy?米希Missy.不只是因为你脱♥光♥光在洗澡.andnotjust'causeyou'renakedintheshower-还因为你的裸体上沾满泡沫'causeyou'renakedandallsudsy.简直像在看MTV台一样不过是在浴室里It'slikewatchingMTV,butinthebathroom.但愿这话听起来不会很变♥态♥Well,Ihopethatdidn'tsoundcreepy,可你实在太美了我忍♥不住一直看你butyou,resoprettyIcan'tstoplookingatyou,即使你穿着沾满丝丝呕吐物的衣服也魅力不减evenwithclothesoncoveredwithCeeCee'sspit-up.你在看我写的信Oh,you'rereadingmyletter.我等会再进来llcomeback.现在你倒想起要给我隐私了Oh,nowyouwanttogivemeprivacy?看来信是变♥态♥不是浪漫是吧So,itwascreepy,huh?是有点Itwas.你要去哪Whereyougoing?我要去洗澡Well,mgonnagotakeashower.我可能不会锁门哦Maybellleavethedoorunlocked.艳福来了Well,allright.我的钱全落在火车上没办法回去海德堡德语没事年轻人我们可以说英语It'sokay,youngman,wespeakEnglish.但你们英语不如我的德语流利所以还是听我的ButnotaswellasmyGerman,sostaywithme.你们能不能安排一辆警车送我回去德语我们要不要送他德语你想跟这话痍在车上共处一小时吗德语你说得对他烦死人了德语你说你母亲在海德堡我们联♥系♥她来接你吧德阖不行她以为我在图书馆呢德语你居然欺骗你妈妈吗德语你这孩子太不乖了德语我知道德语所以可以送我回去吗德语海德堡18公里老天老爸出去OhGod!-Dad,getout!你为什么不锁门Whydidn,tyoulockthedoor?我怕慢了错过好戏啊Ididn'twanttomissanything.我一直坐在这盯着你的照片看.vebeensittingherestaringatyourpicture,回想我们在一起的这么多年thinkingaboutalltheyearswe'vebeentogether过去几年我可能把你的好当做理所当然了andhowImayhavetakenyouforgrantedthelastfew.其实我真的很感激你很爱你1doappreciateyou,Idoloveyou,很抱歉我很少说出口andmsorryIdon'tsayitenough.甚至从来没说过orsayitatall.所以So.你好好养精蓄锐等我回去后restupbecausewhenIgetback,我就要让你看看我有多么.mgonnashowyouhowmu-喂Hello?老妈是我Mom,it'sme.我知道我不应该打长途Iknowmnotsupposedtocall,但谢尔顿打来说他遇到麻烦了butSheIdoncalledandsaidhe'sintrouble.谢尔顿在图书馆啊Sheldon'satthelibrary.不是的No,he,snot.他被困在德国某处的火车站了He,sstuckatatrainstationsomewhereinGermany.他几时打的电♥话♥Whendidhecall?我不知道两三个小时前吧1don'tknow.Two,threehoursago.什么What?!电♥话♥费很贵的我先挂了Youknow,thisisexpensive,Ishouldgo.我要宰了那臭小子mgonnakillhim.你这是干什么Whatareyoudoing?我去别的房♥间睡mgonnagosleepintheotherroom这样我们就不会影响到对方了sowedon'tbugeachother.你要丢下我一个人吗Andleavemehereallalone?我以为你会高兴Ithoughtyou'dbehappy.我的鼻子可能会高兴但我其余的部位都不会开心啊Well,mynosemightbehappy,buttherestofmewon'tbe.除非你和我分房♥睡是因为我打鼾声音太吵Unlessyou'releavingbecausemysnoringissobad.打鼾这事还没实证Allegedsnoring.没实证吗Allegedsnoring?你没实证的鼾声mgoinghalfdeafinthisear都快把我这只耳朵炸聋rfromyourallegedsnoring.总有折中的解决办法吧Well,theremustbeawaytocompromise.折中没法折中啊Compromise?There'snocompromise.你又不肯让我喷你的鼻腔Youwon'tletmespritzyournasalpassages.就算我愿意那也阻挡不了EvenifIdid,that,snotgonnastop你裤子里释放的催泪毒气啊theteargascomingoutofyourpants.洋葱下肚后就是会换个形态出来的Onionsin,onionsout-我们说过这事了Wetalkedaboutthis,youknow.要命了Oh,dear.你好是警♥察♥吗Uh,hello?Police?你会说英语吗SprechenEnglish?太好了Good,good.Um.我年幼的儿子在火车站迷路了Mylittleboyislostatatrainstation.我不知道是哪一个站No,Idon'tknowwhichone.他身高大概1米77.Um,he's,uh,fivefootten.在我眼里他就是小宝宝Well,he,slittletome!没事了Nevermind.你发生什么事了Whathappenedtoyou?不顺的一天Toughday.在图书馆吗Atthelibrary?是的Yes.你另一只鞋跑哪去了Where'syourothershoe?我离开.图书馆的时候WhenIwasleaving.thelibrary,一条野狗袭击了我awilddogattackedme.太惨了宝贝Oh,sweetie,no.我英勇地将它击退了但代价是没了一只乐福鞋Ifoughthimoff,butatthepriceofaloafer.你的书包呢Where'syourbackpack?可能也被那条狗叼走了Iguesshegotthat,too.好吧Well.这一切也说得通谢尔顿thatallmakessense,Sheldon,如果事实真是这样ifthat'swhatreallyhappened.就是事实Itis.那好吧Okay,then.你去躺会儿吧Whydon'tyougoliedown?好Iwill.今天发生的种种事让我疲惫不堪mtiredfromallthethingsthathappened.在图书馆发生的-没错Atthelibrary.-Atthelibrary.我没惩罚他Insteadofpunishinghim,而是让他以为自己逃过了一劫mlettinghimthinkhegotawaywithit.他会一直被内疚感折磨Theguiltiseatinghimalive.真希望你也在现场和我一起欣赏这精彩画面Iwishyouwereheretoenjoyitwithme.我和泰勒IsitokayifTaylorandI去我房♥间玩会儿听听音乐行吗hangoutinmyroomandlistentomusic?可以啊Sure.记得把关门关上别让我听到那些鬼叫就行JustkeepthedoorclosedsoIdon'thavetohearit没问题Yougotit估计会听
