TheRegime《政权（2024）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

三周后.亲爱的人♥民♥Myloves我曾经疲惫不堪无精打采Iwasoncetired,lethargic被现代生活的压力压垮weigheddownbythestressesofmodernlife直到我解锁了土豆的古老魔力untilIunlockedtheancientpowerofthepotato.多亏土豆蒸汽的治愈属性Andnow,thankstothehealingpropertiesofpotatosteam我感受到了前所未有的健康快乐和强大Ihaveneverfelthealthier,happier,stronger.在乡村偏方领域顶尖专家的建议下Withconsultationfromtoppractitionersintheartofcountrymedicine我清除了体内的毒素彻底改变了我的生活Ihavepurgedmybodyoftoxinsandtransformedmylife.如今首相府的墙壁间回荡着阵阵清风Now,afreshbreezeflowsthroughthewallsofthePeople'sPalace.跟随我们的脚步吧亲爱的人♥民♥Followourlead,myloves让我们热爱的土地的自然之美andletthenaturalgoodnessofourbelovedland解锁更强大更自信的你unlockastronger,moreconfidentyou.大人物在上面呢Thereheis,thebigcheese.我们应该称呼他首相府健康安全主管才对ChiefofPalaceHealthandSafety,we,remeanttocallhim.我学了六年医学居然沦落到给大猩猩医生煮土豆Sixyearsstudyin,medicinenowmboilin'spudsforDr.Gorilla.埃琳娜终于放下霉菌了我还是挺佩服他的Elena'sstoppedfocusingonmoldsoIwillgivehimthat.外面的氛围如何What'sthemoodoutside?人♥民♥支持埃琳娜ThepeoplesupportElena.他们喜欢看美国人吃瘪TheylovetoseeAmericapunchedinthemouth.人要有风度知道吗Youwillstrivetohaveagracefulmind,yeah?一是长官一给我清理干净Yes,sir.-Nowcleanthatshitup.是长官Yes,sir.他并非高高在上See,he'snotrightupstairs.只是被埃琳娜影响了Elena'sgottohim.好可怜的屠夫啊Oh,pitythepoorButcher.对我很同情他Yeah,Ido.快抓紧时间Hey!Comeon!给你儿子的药Here.Theboy'spills.一多少钱一少来了小猫咪WhatdoIoweyou?-Oh,fuckoff,puss.白宫消息人士称WhiteHousesourcessaytheyarealarmed维纳姆首相的激进有辞令他们担忧byChancellorVernham'saggressiverhetoric.我们甚至听说We'reevenhearingreports参议院外交关系委员会主席朱迪丝霍尔特thatJudithHoltchairoftheSenateForeignRelationsCommittee本周将来该地区观光willbetakingtimeinhertouroftheregionthisweek顺便拜访首相tovisittheChancellor.怎么样So,thoughts?接见农户会不会太华丽Tooglamforthefarmers?他们要派一头骡子来They'resendingmeamule.参议院外交什么的狗屁主席SomeChairmanoftheSenateForeignfuckingWhat-Have-You.不是总统也不是副总统NoPresident,noVicePresident只是来自农场州的飞来飞去的土包子justsomefrequent-flyercornfuckerfromthefarmstates.我听说那是个很有声望的委员会Aprestigiouscommittee,mtold.委员会是用来应付无聊主妇的Committeesareforboredhousewives.这件太轻浮那件吧Toofrilly.Thatone.还有琳妮And.Lenny你不担心吗you'renotconcerned,then?担心什么Withwhat?你过去几周发表的针对西方的尖刻言论JustallyourspikytalkabouttheWesttheselastfewweeks.可能会带来什么后果Thepossibleblowback.可怜的尼基Oh,poorNicky.你担心他们会用无人机在按♥摩♥浴缸里袭击你吗Youworriedthey'regoingtodronestrikeyouinthejacuzzi?不是No.但我们与欧洲和美国有生意往来No,butwithourbusinesstiesinEuropeandAmerica.我们所有的外国朋友劳伦特卡拉Allourforeignpals,Laurent,Carla?科莫议员布科姆呢一去他们的Buscombe?TheComoConsigliere?-Fuckthem.真朋友不会变心卖♥♥♥国♥♥贼♥才会四散奔逃Truefriendsstaytrue.Quislingsscatter.总统释放出明显信♥号♥♥他想在紧张局势进一步升级之前Clearly,thePresidentissignalingthathewouldliketonormalizerelations与这位曾经坚定的盟友和重要的贸易伙伴withthisonce-staunchallyandvitaltradepartner恢复正常的关系beforetensionsescalatefurther.问题是维纳姆首相会接受吗ThequestioniswillChancellorVernhambereceptive?支持率已经上升到百分之75这是您四年来的最高数据Andwhileapprovalhasclimbedto75yourhighestinfouryears.但我想提醒您Ishouldcautionyou.自我们与美国的钻矿合作中止后Myagentsintheprivatesectorarefeelingsome.marketjitters我的私营部门探员就察觉到了市场的不安sincethecobaltpartnershipwithAmericahasstalled.有人好奇Somewonderwhetherthenew,shallwesay对广西方的新对抗态度confrontationalattitudetowardstheWest是否会带来负面.mightbehavinganaverse.我想自己切鸡蛋Iliketoslicetheeggmyself.当然可以亲爱的Ofcourse,mylove.谢谢拉斯金先生就说到这里吧Thankyou,Mr.Laskin.msurethatwillbemorethanenough.亲爱的我差点忘了告诉你Dear,beforeIforget有人投诉这香味we,vehadafewcomplaintsaboutthearoma.投诉什么Whatsortofcomplaints?他们说首相府散发着像是爱尔兰妓院的香味Well,primarilythatthePalacesmellslikeanIrishwhorehouse.去他们的Well,toughtits.土豆蒸汽正在净化环境Thepotatosteamispurifying.赫伯特把我体内Icanfinallybreathe所有的西方毒素清理干净了我终于可以呼吸了nowthatHerberthassluicedalltheWesternshitfrommysystem.早上好赫伯特Goodmorning,Herbert.早上好埃琳娜Goodmorning,Elena.我们还好吗Wearewell,aren'twe?很好Yes,weare.我们昨晚玩得很开心吧Wehadfunlastnight,didn'twe?是的Yes,wedid.我们都做什么了大块头Andwhatdidwedo,largeone?我们在农田里狂奔还对着丰收之月嚎叫Weranthroughfarmers'fieldsandhowledatharvestmoons.说得太对rNo.-Wecertainlyfuckingdid.那样嬉戏很快乐吧一那是当然Superbhorseplay,wasn'tit?Itcertainlyfuckingwas.不知道我们今晚要去哪Iwonder.wherewillwegotonight?想去哪就去哪Whereverwelike.想去哪就去哪Whereverwelike.故乡的黑萝卜Blackradishfromthehomeland.让我看看1.etmesee.你的脾脏有点浑浊Yourspleen'salittlemuddy.这种芥末酱能帮上忙Thismustardwillhelp.那就来吧Goon,then.把我当成三明治尽情涂抹Slapmeuplikeasandwich.下士你肯定知道I.msureyouknow,Corporal我和埃琳娜都有医学学位thatbothElenaand1havemedicaldegrees.我不得不承认我从没见过你这种技术Imustadmitmnotfamiliarwithyourtechniques.是我妈妈传给我的Theyarefrommymother.我知道了乡村偏方对吧Oh,right.Countrymedicine,isit?只有它有效Theonlymedicinethatworks.不服的人可能会说阿司匹林和化疗更有效但是你最懂Onemightargueaspirinandchemooccasionallydothetrickbutsure.欧洲政权第一季第二集一早上好女士一早上好Morning,Madam.Morning.早上好亲爱的Morning,darling.你好奥斯卡Hello,Oskar.一一切都好吗女士一挺好的Everythingallright,Madam?-Yeah.巴托斯先生中午会来参加甜菜农户的活动Mr.Bartoswillarriveatnoonforthesugarbeetfarmers'event.一到时候让他来找我艾格尼丝一知道了Justsendhimmyway,please,Agnes.Yes.Willdo.我们奥斯卡的新癫痫疗法Doyouknow,ourOskar,snewepilepsytreatment真是个奇迹啊reallyisamiracle,isn'tit?是的他看起来确实很好女士Yes,hedoesseemverywell.Madam.没出现痉挛Nofits.一次都没有Notasingleone.这个民间偏方太神奇了It,strulyastonishing,thisfolkscience.他早就需要这种偏方了Yousee,that'swhatourboyneededallalong.而不是那些花哨的西药NotthosefancyWesternpills.真神奇啊It,sfascinating.是的很神奇女士Yes,fascinating,Madam.黑萝卜张大嘴Blackradish.Openwide.好Yes.嚼碎它Crunch.好的Yes,yes.快看他1.ookathim.一副不可一世的嘴脸Cockofthefuckingwalk.老天爷不过她以前也迷恋过一些人Shehadinfatuationsbefore,though.上一个读表员是谁来着Whowasthelastmeterman?塞巴斯蒂安Sebastian.他吃饭时下巴咔咔作响所以被她开除了Shesackedhimbecausehisjawclickedwhenheate.维克多我觉得这次可能不只是迷恋Well,Isuspectthatthisonemaybemorethananinfatuation,Victor.那我们该如何应对Howdoyouthinkweshouldplaythis?耐心点孩子Patience,myson.我相信巴托斯能搞定她IthinkBartoswillsortherout.他肯定会尽力规劝Well,he'llcertainlytry.如果钻矿的交易谈不拢Ifthecobaltdealfallsthrough他的利润就会一落千丈hisprofitsarefuckedlikeaspringdonkey.他们派了个女人来你能相信吗They'resendingmeawoman.Canyoubelieveit?两国关系岌岌可危他们居然派了个女人来见我Thewholerelationshiponthelineandthey'resendingmeafuckingwoman.我见过霍尔特参议员vemetSenatorHoltbefore.她挺通情达理的She'squitesensible.这样的美国人不多见ForanAmerican.你心里也清楚埃米尔Youknowwhatthisis,Emil.他们只是不想让中国抢♥购♥我们的钻矿TheyjustwanttokeepChina'sclawsoutofourcobalt.当然美帝国残破又野蛮我们都知道Ofcourse.TheAmericanempire'sbroken,barbaric.Weknowthis.但他们一直在支持你Butthey'vealwaysbackedyou.是安抚我吧Placatedme.破破烂烂的美国派了一个不入流的金发女郎来Thetackyblondefromthetackycountryalwaysshuntedtotheside.埃琳娜这些年来我一直是你的朋友和伙伴Elena,vebeenyourfriendandassociateformanyyears.你性格坚韧头脑聪明You'retough,you'reclever而且知道如何哄着他们听我们的话andyouknowjusthowtopleasethemtogetthemtodowhatwewant.这是你的魔法Thisisyourmagic.金盏花茶Calendulateafor.对Oh,right.一是为了一对Teaforsomething.Get.继续老实交代吧埃米尔Goon.Saywhatyoureallymean,Emil.你担心的是你的钱包吧贪心鬼Youworriedaboutyourpurse,greedyguts?是你的钱包埃琳娜Yourpurse,Elena.我们的钱包如果你冒着被制裁的风险Ourpurse.Ifyouweretorisksanctions.一不会有制裁的一随你怎么说Therewon'tbesanctions.-Soyousay.但你别忘了我们是个小国Butremember,weareasmallcountry.就像浴缸里的老鼠水深一点就会溺死We'relikemiceinabathtub.Threeinchesofwater,andwedrown.你不必期躬屈膝但你必须配合他们的游戏So,youdon'thavetobendthekneebutyoudohavetoplaytheirgame.明白吗Doyousee?我不会伏低做小的埃米尔Iwon'tbekickedlikeadog,Emil.但我也不会炸掉供应线知道吗ButIwon,tdynamitethesupplylineseither,allright?你想听的是这个吗Isthatwhatyouwantedtohear?是的谢谢你我终于能松口气了Yes,itis.Thankyou.Sweetrelief.好去转一圈拿个白菜卷吃吧听话Right.Well,goandrootaroundforacabbageroll,bigboy.这个有什么用What'sthisfor?金盏花有唤醒肌肉的作用Calendula.Itwakesupyourmuscles.太好了千万不能让肌肉打瞌睡Oh,good.Mustn'tletthosenodoff.我们不是老鼠知道吗Wearenotmice,youknow?别担心赫伯特事情就是这么处理的Don'tworry,Herbert.Thisisjustthewaythingswork.她最近精神不错啊Inhighspiritslately,isn,tshe?让她尝尝乡土味也挺好的It'sgoodtohaveadashofruralflavorinherstew.就当作是点缀吧Asagarnishifnothingelse.辛苦你了Welldonetoyou.我要祝贺我们国家深受喜爱的甜菜农户们dliketocongratulateournation'sbelovedsugarbeetproducers获得丰收onabountifulharvest.它来了各位Andheresheis,folks本季的第一棵甜菜thefirstsugarbeetoftheseason!多么庄严的场合啊Well,thisisdignified.大家都在为一块根茎鼓掌Clappingforatuber.一用力一我用力了Push!-1am!一真的用力一我用力了No,pushforreal!-No,Iampushing!一这不叫用力一我已经用力了No,youarenotpushing.Comeon.Fuckingyes,mfuckingpushing.一你没有一我有No,you'refuckingnot!-Yes,Iam!一再用力一好Harder!-Yes.一看到了吗一看到了Yousee?-Yes.一用力推对方一对Pusheachother.-Yes,wait.加油再用力Yeah,comeon.一加油一好Harder!Comeon.-Yes.再用力Harder!加油Comeon!我这是怎么了What,shappeningtome?这是好现象Itisgoodthings.我怎么吐了WhydidIvomit?它想出来It'stryingtogetout.什么东西Whatis?毒素Thepoison.一什么一它已经在你体内累积多年了What?It'sbeeninsideyouforyears,这地方释放的毒素.allthisshitinthis.inthisplaceis.比如巴托斯那个混♥蛋♥说的话浴缸里的老鼠1.ikethatrubbishBartossaid"miceinthebathtub."你把它吸进去了You'vetakenitin.现在你得把它冲出来Nowyouhavetoflushitout.对把它们全部冲出来Youhavetoflushitallout.琳妮我担心他把你逼得太紧了1.enny,I'mworriedhe'spushingyoutoohard.毕竟我们并不了解这个人Wedon'treallyknowthisman,afterall.从他对那些抗♥议&hearts渚的所作所为看.Andgivenwhathedidtothoseprotesters.尼基Oh,Nicky.不No.不会的我好几年没这么舒服了No,no,bestvefeltinyears.好吧Okay.其实亲爱的Well,actually,mylove我不是在数日子什么的notthatvebeenkeepingtallyoranything但是我们上次亲热已经是一年前的事了butyouknowit'sbeennearlyayearsincewewerelastintimate如果你现在舒服了soifyouarefeelingbetter也许我们可以再试一次或者perhapsWecould,youknowgiveitagoagainsoon,or.晚安琳妮Night-nighLenny.我们非得在这里见面吗Mustwealwaysmeetdownhere?你不喜欢吗Oh,younolike?我觉得这里性感得出奇Ifinditquaintlyvenereal.先生让你久等了Beforewestart,sir,manyapologiesforthewait.韦斯特盖特的记录Thestateofrecord-keepinginWestgateisappalling.我不想耽搁太久就简短低调地说说吧1.ook,I'dprefernottolingersolet'sbebriefanddiscreet.好的先生Utterly,sir.Yeah.直接告诉我他是谁还有你觉得他想要什么Yeah,just.justtellmewhoheisandwhatyouthinkhewants.好大部分是典型的农村病Right.Mostofit'syourtypicalruralpathos.没有父亲学习困难Nofathertospeakof,somelearningtroubles不能健康成长等等failuretothrive,etcetera.其他男孩开始伤害他他也开始更用力地回敬他们Theotherboysstarttohurthim.Hestartstohurtthemback,harder.违反纪律自残都是标准的农村病Abitofcountrydiscipline,someself-harmallstandardissue直到我们发现了他母亲的问题until.wegettothemothersituation.好什么样的问题Okay,whatsortofmothersituation?这是14岁的祖巴克下士对他母亲做的好事ThisiswhatCorporalZubakdidtohismotherwhenhewas14.当被问及原因时她回答说：我不知道Whenaskedwhyhediditshesai"Idon'thaveaclue."好吧Right.他忏悔入伍练了一身肌肉然后又变得暴♥力♥Herepents,enlists,bulksupbecomesviolentagain.他一直是下士始终没能超越士官Stuckatcorporal,nevergetsbeyondNCO.在五号♥矿井中当旷工们开始抗♥议♥时Then,atSiteFivewhentheworkersstartprotesting他是第一个开枪的he'sthefirsttoshoot.12名矿工因他而死Twelveminerswindupdeadbecauseofhim.这次他真的发疯了Thistime,hetrulycracksup.据说是近乎自杀的疯狂Nearsuicide,theysay.她就是在那时从废墟中选门也That'swhenshepickshimfromtherubble.埃琳娜知道多少HowmuchdoesElenaknow?只有初步的背景调查报告我还没把新情报告诉她Onlytheinitialbackgroundcheck.veheldoffonthisnewintel.我们能聊聊真正的现实吗1.ookcanwetalkaboutwhat'sreallyfuckinghappening,please?她She.自从那老头死后她就一直对我们不理不睬She'sbeentuningusoutsincetheoldmandied.她差点因为真菌恐惧症精神失常Shenearlywentmadfrommycophobia.如今她又为了那只大猩猩丢了理智Andnow,she'sflippedherwigforKingKong.说话注意点混♥蛋♥Watchyourtongue,youprick.我只是想提醒各位Well,mmerelyremindingus她已经把戈恩和科肖送进监狱了thatshehashadGoinandKershawputinprison.下一个是谁整个势力集团Sowho'snext?Theentireholdingcompany?也就是我们我们所有人That'sus,allofus.我们不能让这种情况继续下去Wecannotallowthistocontinue.或许他只是她一时迷恋的对象之一Ormaybe,he,sjustanotherofMadam'spassinginfatuations.当然是柏拉图式的迷恋先生That.thatis,ofaplatonicsort,ofcourse,sir.你比我们更了解她先生Youknowherbetterthanwedo,sir.我们的窘境有多严重Howseriousisourpredicament?我也说不清楚他们之间有某种共鸣Theyhavea.Idon'tknow,a.aconnection如果你现在用你掌握的黑料对付他butifyougoforhimnowwiththedirtyouhave可能会让他们的关系更紧密youmayonlypushherclosertohim.他恐怕说对了mafraidhe'sright.如果你真的想伤害他Ifyoureallywanttohurthim-Heis.你得掌握真正有杀伤力的新证据youneedsomethingtrulydamagingandofrecentvintage.我真犒不懂你怎么受得了这个地方Ireallydon'tseehowyoucanstandthisplace.睁只眼闭只眼用嘴巴呼吸Bluryourvision.Breathethroughyourmouth.不然人生怎么过Howelsedoesonegetthroughlife?做人要有风度Youmuststrivetohaveagracefulmind.一再用力一再用力Harder!-Harder!什么事Whatisit?早上好下士Goodmorning,Corporal.你要的抹香鲸油作用是什么来着Thespermwhaleoilyourequestedfor.what.Whatwasit?给她护肤的It,sforherskin.你把我的床头板怎么了Whathaveyoudonetomyheadboard?一你把你自己怎么了一没什么Whatareyoudoingtoyourself?-It'snothing.一狗屁一不准用这种语气和我说话Bullshit,it'snothing.-Hey!Don'ttalktomelikethat.闭嘴吧你这个可笑的家伙Oh,shush,youridiculousperson.我知道你是谁你吓不倒我来吧我帮你涂药Iknowwhoyouare.Youcan'tscareme.Comeon,let'sgetyoufixedup.我不是你的保姆mnotyournursemaid.别管我儿子了管好你自己吧Youshouldleavemysonaloneandworryaboutyourownhealth.我没事mfine.才怪你就是一头挨宰的猪"Fine."You'reastuckpig.一你为什么要打自己一我不知道Whatareyoudoing,beatingyourselfup?Idon,tknow.我不介意这公干Idon'tmindit.我很介意一这样对我好Well,1bloodymindit.-It'sgoodforme.真不要脸Shameonyou.这么做没好处Itwon'thelp,youknow.起来Up.我必须这么做Ihavetodoit.这是我应得的Ideserveit.别告诉埃琳娜这件事Don'ttellElenaaboutthis.你还有很长的路要走It'sgonnabealongroadforyou.谨慎选择同伴吧Becarefulwhoyouwalkitwith.艾格尼丝女士MissAgnes!你好吗亲爱的Howareyou,dear?我很好Yeah.Iamfine.是不是有什么Iseverything.没有一切都好Oh,no.Everything'sfine.我们都很高兴看到你儿子不需要现代药物We'reallsogladtoseeyourboyinsuchfinehealth就能如此健康andwithoutmodernpharmaceuticals.太了不起了对吧Remarkable,isn'tit?拉斯金先生您找我有何贵干IsthereanythingIcanhelpyouwith,Mr.Laskin?不用抗惊厥药不用苯妥英Noanticonvulsants.Nophenytoin.一点黑萝卜就治好了你儿子的癫痫Abitofblackradishandyourboy'sepilepsyiscured.真是奇迹啊Miraculous!首相再高兴不过了TheChancellorcouldn'tbemorepleased.我们喜欢她高兴的样子不是吗Andwelikeitwhenshe'spleased,don'twe?一没错一是的Yeah,wedo.-Yes.我们不想让她看到残酷的真♥相♥Wedon'tlikeshowingherthegrubbytruths.没关系1.ook,it'sallright.你男朋友帮了你一个忙帮你搞到了药片Yourboyfrienddidyouafavorgettingyouthepills.我们都知道这没关系Weknow,andit,sfine.我们向来互相互助不是吗Wealldoeachotherfavors,don'twe?我要好好教训我们的美国宾客照片墙你还好吗赫伯特Youallright,Herbert?挺好的埃琳娜Yes,Elena.你有心事Something'sbotheringyou.你有没有No.Have.haveyounot.你有没有注意到最近的几个梦不祥了Haveyounoticedthelastfewdreamshavebeendifferent?你觉得哪里不一样Differentforyou,how?好像有点撩人了Iguess.abitspicier.确实有一点Yeah.Isupposetheyhavebeenabit.有时候是非常撩人Andsometimes.quitespicy.我喜欢撩人Well,Ilikeabitofspice.撩人挺好的Spiceisnice.没错埃琳娜Yes,Elena.她来了Theresheis.美国小姐MissAmerica.我们的好朋友巴托斯先生Ourgoodfriend,Mr.Bartos.正等着中饱私囊呢1.ookingtolinehispockets.欢迎您我是尼古拉斯维纳姆一您好幸会我是朱迪丝Senator,welcome.NicholasVernham.Yes,hi,apleasure.mJudith.感谢招待Thankyouforhosting.这地方真不错Thisisquiteaplace.谢谢Thankyou.首相在等您TheChancellor1Swaitingforyou.您来了Yes,hereyouare.一欢迎谢谢Welcome.-Thankyou.一很高兴见到您首相女士一那就好1.ovelytomeetyou,MadamChancellor.Oh,good.您舒服吗住得还习惯吗You'recomfortablethen?Youraccommodationsallright?很不错我们住在巴托斯帝国酒店Yes.Lovely.We'restayingattheBartosImperial.非常好Oh,verynice.我喜欢您穿的翠鸟蓝1.ovethiskingfisherblue.我们尽量别让它沾到血We'lltrynottoget