TheGrandTour《大世界之旅（2016）》第五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

大家好欢迎收看伟大的旅程Hello,andwelcometoTheGrandTour,Sterrato在意大利语中指泥土这是一-辆兰博基尼飓风Sterratoandthis,theLamborghiniHuracanSterrato.与普通版不同这辆车的设计初衷UnlikethenormalHUraCMwhichwasdesigned不是为了在市中心的深夜里缓缓驶过招摇过市toprowlroundcitycentreslateatnightdoingninemilesanhour,而是旨在以极速横穿沙漠thiswasdesignedtoblastacrossadesertdoingahundredandsixty.这款车配备了车顶架轮拱加宽了It'sgottheroofracks,it'sgottheflaredwheelarches,底盘加强了护板悬挂行程也加长了it'sgotbeefed-upundersides,long-travelsuspension.它就是兰博基尼的痞子英雄ItistheLamborghini'RogueHero'.进入沙漠拉力细分市场的不是只有兰博Andit,snotjustLamborghinigettinginonthedesertraidact.这是保时捷911DakarThis,isthePorsche911Dakar.搭载四轮驱动配备车底护板Ithasfour-wheeldrive,skidplates离地间隙比普通911高出50亳米andfiftymillimetresmoregroundclearancethanaregular911.就连摩根也跃跃欲试EvenMorgan'shavingago.没错这是CX-T同样像是踩在高跷上Yup,thisistheCXTandittoostandsuponstilts.它配备r可调节的拉力赛规格减震器以及外部防滚架It'sgotadjustablerallyspecdampersandanexternalrollcage.漂亮Nice.毫无疑问这几款车都出类拔萃Allthesecarsareofcourseverytremendous,但价格也确实不菲butthey'realsoverynotcheap.这辆保时捷售价17万3千英镑ThePorscheisa173,000pounds.摩根售价20万4千英镑TheMorganis204,000而兰博售价25万英镑andthisis250,000.这引发了我们的思考Andthatgotusthinking.我们能不能花更少的钱造出一辆拉力赛车Couldwebuildarallyraidcarforless?少得多Alotless.好了来看看我们买♥♥到的车Let'shavealookatwhatwe'vebought.我选了这辆玛莎拉蒂GranCabrioIwentforthis,aMaseratiGranCabrio,价格略低于2万6千英镑forwhichIpaidjustunder26,000pounds.理直德哈蒙德买♥♥了这台RichardHammondhasboughtthis,阿斯顿马丁DB9V12Volanteit,sanAstonMartinDB9V12Volante,价格为2万2千英镑whichcosthim22,000pounds.杰里米克拉克森买♥♥了这辆AndJeremyClarkson,this,捷豹F-TypeV6S花了2万5千英镑theJaguarF-TypeV6S,25,000pounds.一猜就是制片人威尔曼先生发来的短♥信♥Andneedlesstosay,we'vejusthadatextfromMrWilman.念吧Goon.他说你们需要把买♥♥来的车改装为沙漠赛车Itsays,"Youwillnowturnyourpurchasesintodesertracers.改装完毕后Whenyoufinish,前往位于毛里塔尼亚的youwillreporttotherailwaystationinthetownofChoum,舒姆镇火车站报到whichisinMauritania."毛里塔尼亚在哪里-也许他把毛里求斯拼错了Where'sMauritania?Perhapshe'smisspeltMauritius?哪儿都不是这是一个虚构的地方Well,itisn'tanywhere.It'snotarealplace.毛里塔尼亚你到底是什么意思Well,Mauritania.-Whatareyouonabout?拜托Comeon.狮子女巫与“镜”"TheLion,theWitch,andtheLookingGlass/'此处哈蒙德将CS刘易斯作品中爱丽丝镜中奇遇和纳尼亚传奇的名字和剧情搞混T爱丽丝”魔衣橱"奇遇记"AliceThroughtheWardrobe/'allofthat.穿过衣橱Yougothroughthebackofthewardrobe,会遇到会说话的狮子yousayacheeryhellotothetalkinglionasyoupassin,以及穿着扑克牌图案背心四处乱跑的人andyouwatchoutforthepeoplerunningaboutwithplayingcardsonastabards.你说的都是CS刘易斯著作里的剧情You'vegotC.S.Lewisechoingaroundinthere.没错-刘易斯卡洛尔Yes.-LewisCarroll.那些都不是旅行指南Theywerenottravelbooks.你觉得这个地方根本不存在吗Youdon'tthinkthisplaceexists?没有毛里塔尼亚这个地方There'snosuchplaceasMauritania!然而事实证明哈蒙德说错了Itturnsout,however,thereissuchaplaceasMauritania.毛里塔尼亚位于西非是一个前法国殖民地It,saformerFrenchcolonyinWestAfrica.景色是这样的Andthisiswhatitlookslike.这个国家的面♥积♥比英国大四倍Twothirdsofthisvastcountry,it'sfourtimesbiggerthantheUK,其中三分之二的土地被撒哈拉沙漠所覆盖hasbeenburied.bytheSaharaDesert.这意味着在大多数情况下沿途都是Whichmeansthatforthemostpart,itismileaftermile毫无人烟的空旷之地ofnothing.andnobody.但在这片巨大炙热的Buthere,inthemiddleofthisgiganticsea空旷之地的中♥央♥ofsuper-heatedemptiness,确实有一条铁路thereisarailwayline,这条铁路也确实穿过了anditdoespassthroughthesmalltown威尔曼先生让我们汇合的小镇we'vebeentoldtoreportto.舒姆人口2735温度46摄氏度我听说毛里塔尼亚的物价很低mtoldyougetalotmoreforyourmoneyinMauritania.我以为这里动物会说话之类的Ithoughtit'dbemorecolourful,withtalkinganimals.这里很漂亮也很安静It'sniceandquiet.是啊Yeah.天气太热了都不好发出声It,stoohottomakeanynoise.确实很热46度It'sreallyhot.46degrees.但这里是干热It,sadryheatthough.别说.我讨厌那个词Don'tsay,Ihatethat.就是单纯的热It'sjusthot!那里有一家餐厅-哪里Oohthere'sarestaurant.-Where?哦对我们买♥♥不到啤酒1.et'sgeta.Oh,wecan'tgetabeer.什么-这个国家禁酒What?-Drycountry.什么毛里塔尼亚禁酒What?-Mauritania'sdry.真的吗-这是穆♥斯♥林♥国家Seriously?-It,sMuslim.究竟什么样的童话世界不供应金酒呢Whatkindoffairy-talelanddoesn'tservegin?我倒是带r一些含酒精的洗手液Idohavesomemildlyalcoholichandsanitiser,ifthat'sanygood.务必妥善保管Keepholdofthat.我只想说能够再次拍摄真正意义上的伟大的旅程CanIjustsayhowniceitistobebackdoingTheGrandTour,感觉真好是啊properGrandTour.-Yeah.你们懂我的意思吗-懂KnowwhatImean?-Yeah.可以来到这种尘土飞扬的世外国度Somewheredustyandinthiscase,imaginary.他是来修理这辆货车的车身吗Isthismancomingtodosomepanelbeatingonthisvan?我知道是怎么回事了Iknowwhatthisis.这是-一辆货车是一辆非常破旧的货车It,savan.It'sareallyoldbrokenvan.我们出发之前威尔曼先生说过MrWilmansaidbeforeweleft.他说我提供了一辆备用车以防你们谁的车出了故障Hesaid,"veprovidedabackupvehicleforifoneofyourcarsgoeswrong.'1他为什么要派辆货车过来Whyhashesentavan?他说我们这次旅途所需的一切Andhesayseverythingweneedforthistrip全在货车里噢车没锁isinthebackofthevan.Oh,it'sopen.你确定吗不是在偷别人谋生的工具吧Youaresure?You'renotjustnickingsomebody,slivelihood?确定因为他说过Nope.No,hesaid.Hesaid.话说你们觉得我们的车Butitdoesbegthequestion,howdoyousupposeourcarsaregonnaget.他说过会帮我们把车送来Hesaidhe'ddeliverthemforus.这辆货车显然是在当地买♥♥的Thevanhadplainlybeenboughtlocally而我们是坐飞机来的andwe'darrivedbyair,因此哈蒙德认为有且仅有一种可能的答案soHammondreckonedtherecouldonlybeonepossibleanswer.所以你认为我们的车会被一列火车运来吗Soyouthinkatrainisgoingtocomealongherewithourcarsonit?此情此景很可能看到火车不是吗Well,atrain.Thisisalikelyspottoseeatrain,isn'tit?是的这我同意-没错Yes,llgrantyouthat.Yes.进出的唯一途径就是火车Theonlywayinandoutistrain.不然还怎么送呢Howelsearetheygonnagethere?由于没有列车时刻表Astherewerenoautomateddepartureboards告诉我们火车何时抵达totelluswhenatrainmightarrive,我们只好安心等待wesettleddownforthewait.你们看到这里有多少Haveyouseenhowmanyemptyplasticbottles空的塑料瓶了吗ofwatertherearehere?有很多Many.你们看一二三四五六个1.ook,one.Imean,two,three,four,five,six,七八个光是那边九个十个是的seven,eight,justthere,nine,ten.-Yeah.我要找到制♥造♥商非杀了他们不可Iwouldfindthemanufacturersandsimplykillthem.确实很糟这些瓶子会在这里待很久It,sharsh,butitisamessandthey'regoingtobehereforalongtime.全是垃圾-永远留在这里It'sawaste.-Forever直接在铁轨旁边等火车It'snotoftenyougettowaitforatrain并不常见吧确实不justbythetracks,isit?-No.在帕丁顿火车站就不能这样-没错Youcouldn'tdothisinPaddington.-No.如果火车不来怎么办Whatifitdoesn'tcome?如果车没在火车上怎么办Whatifourcarsaren'tonit?那里哪里There.-Where?那里就是那列火车肯定就是它了There.That'sit.That'sgottabeit.你说得对Yes,you'reright.天啊这么长God,it'senormous!这是我见过的最大的玩意了Thatisthebiggestthingveeverseen!也是我见过最大的Itisthebiggestthingveeverseen.能看到车吗-看不到Canyouseecars?-No.我足够高能看到里面是铁矿石mtallenoughtoseeironore.全是铁矿石Ironore,ironore.那是什么-人What'sthat?-People.伙计们那是守车Chaps,thatistheguard,svan.那是最后一节车厢r是的但你看它前面Thatistheend.-Lookwhat'sinfront.什么守车前面吗-没错快看Infrontoftheguard'svan?-Yes.Look.Look,那是-节平板车厢是不同类型的车厢that,saflatbedone,that'sadifferenttypeofcarriage.上边放着三样东西There'sthreethingsonit.耶Yeah!这就是我们的车了Theyarethecars.火车慢慢停了下来Thetraincametoahalt,我们估计它不会停很久andasweassumeditwouldbesettingoffagainquitesoon,所以要赶紧把车卸下来Wehadtoworkquicklytogetourcarsoff.该怎么办我毫无头绪Sowhatdoyoudo?venoclue.通常而言比如在霍恩比铁路上Whatnormallyhappenswithcarsonaflatbedlikethis,会把平板车厢开到旁轨放上斜坡onaHornbyrailway,isyouputitinasidingwitharamp然后车从斜坡开下来-没错andthenyoudrivethemontotherampanddown.但这节车厢后边有守车-是的Butthey'vegottheguard'svanbehind.Yes.有守车不可能直接卸车He,snotgonnasetoffwithouthisguard'svan,ishe?但我们可以把这两节车厢一起向后推No,sothatallgoes,presumablybackto-Theremustbeaturnthere.怎公推.肯定有调车机车Wecan'tpushit.-There'llbeashunter.这就是一个全尺寸的列车组Thisisbasicallyafull-sizedtrainset.另一条铁轨上肯定有调车机车铁路都是这样There'llbeashunterontheotherline,that,showrailwayswork.找到调车机车后Havingfoundashuntertrain,詹姆斯尽他所能用法语和司机交谈JamesspoketoitsdriverinhisbestFrench.晚上好（意大利语）"Buonasera.Passoilohiltoohshuntero?"听着像是Thatsoundsabit.可能是詹姆斯和调车机车来了ThatcouldbeJamescomingwithashuntingengine,fullyerect.如果让他驾驶他肯定乐坏了Ifhe,sdrivingit,yeah,he'llhaveblowntheengine.光是登上机车就能让他嗨起来Ifhe,sonit,hewillbemorearoused.调车机车Shuntingengine.他在上面-伙计们我在调车机车上He'sonit!-montheshunter!刚刚经过的绝对是一个”鸡“动不已的老男人Properlythree-leggedoldmanwentpast.太爽了Ohyes!难道这突然成了詹姆斯梅这辈子最美好的一天了IsthisthebestdayofJamesMay'slifeallofasudden?这就是他的游乐场-对他来说就是全尺寸玩具He'sgotanentirerailwaynetwork.-Actualfull-sizedtrainset.如果你拥有过霍恩比列车组模型Ifyou'veeverhadaHornbytrainset那你肯定会清楚它的原理you'llknowexactlyhowthisworks.Therewego.他来了他来了Oh,herehecomes,herehecomes.这时来了一名工作人员轮到我炫法语了Withatrainworkerapproaching,itwasnowmyturntorollouttheFrench.先生Monsieur.谢谢-您.您Merci.-Vousvous.我想要您.Jevoudraisvous让您youto.解开uncouple.与此同时詹姆斯也过来了Andmeanwhile,herecomesJames.我就是来看看你们在搞什么Iwascomingtoseewhichbityouwere.他是世界上最快乐的人veneverseenanybodyhappier.噢噢要动了快上快上Oh,he'sgoing.Goon,getonit.快逃-好可怕Runaway!-Horror!一档是吧-对对走起One.-One,one,one.-Herewego.詹姆斯亲H驾驶着调车机车Atthewheelofhisbigblueshunterengine,将我们的车厢和守车推入旁轨Jamespushedourcarsandtheguard'svanintoasiding,卸下了平板车厢detachedthecarwagon.向前推松开刹车Sonow,forwards.Releasebrake.然后将守车重新接回火车上.andthenreattachedtheguard'svantothetrain,火车搭载r更多乘客之后再度启程which,havingtakenonmorepassengers,setoffagain.再见Aurevoir.再见了朋友们Aurevoir,mesamis.夕阳西下我们要抓紧时间卸车Withthesunsetting,wethenhadtogetourcarsoffthewagon.这需要用到站里一辆破旧不堪的叉车Whichmeantfiringupthestation'sextremelyoldandbrokentelehandler以及我的农场技能anddeployingmyfarmingskills.再来一点点停Tinybitmore.stop.这是不是我们第一次尝试做成了一件事Isthisthefirsttimewe,veevertriedtodosomethingproperly?我们还没做成呢Wehaven'tdoneityet.再来一点点好了Tinybitmore.That'sit.然后我开始卸另外两辆车1thensetaboutretrievingtheothertwo.詹姆斯我觉得你的车可能比我的重Ithinkyourcarmightbeheavierthanmine,James.往下放往下安全Downyougo.Down.告诉我什么时候好Tellmewhenmclear.我觉得可以了可以了Ithinkyou'reallright.-That'lldo.嘿我们搞定了We'vedoneit我们成功把三辆车带到毛里塔尼亚了We'vegotallthreecarsintoMauritania.第二天早上经过短暂炎热口没有酒水的睡眠后Thenextmorning,afterashortandhot,drink-freesleep,我们相聚在一起检查车辆的改装Weassembledtoexamineourmodifications.先说说我的捷豹F-TypeStartingwithmyJaguarF-Type.老实说我有点失望mabitdisappointedifmhonest.跟我想象的不太一样Ithasn'tworkedoutquitehowIimagined.你想象的是什么Whatdidyouimagine?就是上世纪7080年代的小孩们Well,youknowinthe70sand80s,-kids,也就是我们我们对whenIsaykids.us.-Us.Yeah.你会为自己的福特Escort买♥♥宽轮拱You'dbuyflaredwheelarchesforyourEscort但却发现自己没钱买♥♥足够大的车轮填满轮拱andthenyoucouldn'taffordtobuybigenoughwheelstofillthem.是的就是这种离谱的外观Yes,netresultitlooksridiculous.然后绕到这辆车后面Whenyoucomeroundtheback.看上去有5米宽It,sroughly18-feet-wideattheback.如果我没有费心去换轮拱的话IfIhadn'thavebotheredwiththewheelar.如果你没打算换更大的轮胎Whyputthewheelarcheson?就不要装这样的轮拱Youhaven'tgotwheelstofillthem.但是暂且不谈这些这还是一辆“捷捷捷捷豹”Despiteeverything,it'sstilla'jaaaag".确实是“捷捷捷捷豹”Itactuallysays"Jaaaag".我把车标也改了I'vechangedthebadge.不你改的是“车车车车标”You'vechangedthe"baaaadge".然后我在引擎盖上装了犀鸟嘴-样的凸起AndthenI'vegotthehornbillonthebonnet因为我加高了空气过滤器好的cozveliftedtheairfiltersup.Yeah.我还加装了Stratos灯组ThenvegonefortheStratoslightpack.你这是在忙着为自家的丑孩子找补吧You'rebusyexplainingyouruglybaby,aren'tyou?这些讲究的是个美学Theseareaesthetics.没错说起美学哈蒙德Yes,andwhenitcomestoaesthetics,Hammond,你是最危险的一个you'reonvery,verythinice.说实话确实是.慢着Youareactually.-Holdonamoment.别来那套这就是一辆伦敦出租车No,thereisno'holdonamoment',you'vebroughtaMetrocab.你们想知道这是什么车吗-是一辆被糟蹋了的阿斯顿马丁DB9Doyouwannaknowwhatitis?It'sanAstonMartinDB9,ruined.你应该称呼它为“被糟蹋号♥"'TheRuined'iswhatyoushouldcallit.我的车只是轻度损坏你的完全被糟蹋了Mineismildlyspoiled,yoursistotallyruined.我不要听废话最重要的是Noise,noise,noise.Headlines:这是一辆可以住进去的阿斯顿马丁it,sanAstonMartinyoucanlivein.这是-,顶帐篷展开就是一座房♥子Thatisatent,itfoldsout,it'sahouse.我住在阿斯顿马丁街1号♥Iliveatnumber1,AstonMartinStreet这是顶帐篷-是的That'satent?-That,satent.太漂亮了像鲨鱼样看起来很隐秘Thisisbeautiful,itlookslikeashark,itlooksstealthy.不好意思Sorry.它充满潜力而这种潜力就是能住进去It'sfilledwithpotentialandthatpotentialistoliveinit.你为什么要给它装上碳纤维的“双胸”Andwhyhaveyougivenitcarbonfibrebreasts?因为我抬高了前面的进气口Becauseveraisedtheairintakesatthefront.和我那犀鸟装饰是一个道理是的Oh,soit'sthesameasmyhornbillarrangement.这就是它的作用而且我抬高了悬挂系统Yeah,sothat'swhatthat'sdoing.Andthenveraisedthesuspension.你还准备照明设备-够了You'vegotyourlightingrig.-That,senough.我们去看看我的车吧Wewillgoandlookatmycar.我不想讨论你的车Idon'twanttotalkaboutyourcar.不你肯定想在这边-不我不想No,youdo.-NoIdon't.-Thisway.好样的詹姆斯毫无疑问这辆车相当漂亮Welldone,James,thatisunquestionably比原版更漂亮-确实agood-lookingcar.-Itdoes.你甚至还给它加上了漂亮的条纹-没错You'veevenputnicestripesonit.-Ihave.我一直不喜欢这款车的外观veneverlikedthelookofthiscar.但现在不一样了Butnowyoudo.外观确实改进了Thatactuallyisimproved.你的.空气过滤器是怎么装的Where'syour-Howhaveyougotyourairfiltersup?其实这不是原厂引擎盖Actuallythebonnetisdifferent.它的灵感来源是MC12引擎盖ThisisasortOffacsimileoftheMCbonnet如果你们还记得那款巨大的中置引擎超跑ifyourememberthegiganticmid-enginesupercar加装了额外的通风口而且这里还有一个槽andithasextraventsinitandithasaslotthere.这就像圣诞节的早晨你收到的礼物比我的好我不开心ThisislikeChristmasmorningandyougotabetterpresentthanme.Idon,tfeelverygood.描述得非常准确It'sexactlywhatitis.你的车比我的车好看我太不爽了msocrossthatyourcarlooksbetterthanmycar.当然比你的好看了Well,ofcourseitdoes.看起来简直跟我的车一样帅气Itlooksdamnnearasgoodasmine.防滚架又是怎么回事Andwhat'swiththerollcage?以防车辆翻滚Incaseitrollsover.所以.等一下Oh,hangon.啊哈Aha!来了Hereitis.短♥信♥-威尔曼先生发来的短♥信♥Text.-TextfromMrWilman你们以前曾经开车穿越过沙漠"Youhavedrivenacrossdesertsinthepast,但今天要面对的是大沙漠butthisisthebigone,这里是世界上最大的撒哈拉沙漠"thisistheSahara,thebiggestdesertintheworld.现在你们将开车穿越撒哈拉沙漠"Andyouwillnowdriveacrossitforathousandmiles行程1600公里直抵塞内加尔的海滩,tothebeachinSenegal那里曾经是巴黎达喀尔拉力赛的终点wheretheParis-Dakarusedtofinish."等一下我们是要重走巴黎达喀尔拉力赛的路线吗Waitaminute,wearedoingtheParis-Dakar?这简直就是梦想成真Weare-Thisisboy'sowndream.更好的消息是It,sactuallybetterthanthat,我们不用跑从巴黎出发的无聊路段becausewedon'thavetodotheboringbitfromParis,we'rejustdoing.只有最刺♥激♥的沙漠赛段Thedesertyexcitingbitsyouwanttodo.巴黎达喀尔拉力赛的精华太棒了-最好的一段ThebestbitsoftheParis-Dakar.-That'squiteepic.-Thatislegend.先生们继续听Gentlemen,gentlemen.短♥信♥后半短可能说明了为什么巴黎达喀尔拉力赛ThismighthavesomethingtodowithwhytheParis-Dakarnolongerhappensinthispartoftheworld,被迫换地方becausethere,smore.你们目前处于外♥交♥部♥认定的危险地区"YouarecurrentlyinaForeignOfficeredzone.政♥府♥表示不排除该地区有恐♥怖♥主♥义♥风险"Thegovernmentsaysterrorismcannotberuledout此外在西撒哈拉边界之外"andovertheborderinWesternSahara,there,sasmallwargoingon独♥立♥主义分子正与摩洛哥武装力量交战"betweenseparatistsandtheMoroccans.我们甚至不得不事先通知摩洛哥国防部"We'veevenhadtowarntheMoroccanDefenceMinistry告知其我们正在该地区活动以防其将我们的摄制组车队"aboutourpresencehereincasetheythinkourcrewvehicles误认为是武装力量从而发起攻击areanassaultforceandattack,所以你们规矩一点"sobehaveyourselves."随着警告声在耳畔不断回响我们发动了引擎Withthatwarningringinginourears,wefiredupourengines.要想前往达喀尔.andknowingonlythattogettoDakar,我们只能一路向西南方向行驶Wehadtokeepheadingsouth-west,深入撒哈拉沙漠plungedintotheSahara.开着450匹马力的阿斯顿马丁参加达喀尔拉力赛450horsepower,doingtheDakarinanAston.虽然哈蒙德热情高涨DespiteHammond'senthusiasm,但毫无疑问这项任务对我们的车来说是个艰巨的挑战therewasnodoubtthatourcarsfacedadauntingtask.因为这些车的设计初衷并不是为了参加拉力赛Becausetheyreallyhadn'tbeenconceivedtodothiskindofthing.相当于我们带着稍加改造的超模参加自♥由♥搏击锦标赛We'vebroughtlightlymodifiedsupermodelstoakickboxingchampionship.我这辆车其实立项于Thingaboutmycaris,itactuallystartedlife玛莎拉蒂属于